This is where the Trump Candidacy should've ended, that's how bad we are as a country.

@crackills1

Ай бұрын

What makes us great as a country as that it didn't end his campaign..? Imagine a country where you couldn't run for president bc of the way you ate your pizza. Ccp is right there if you wanna go..

@lizardguyNA

Ай бұрын

@@crackills1 You wanna go there, go ahead, it's your place. Me, I'm in America where we eat pizza live civilized people.

@robertt9342

Ай бұрын

@@crackills1. You missed the point.

@crackills1

Ай бұрын

@@lizardguyNA must be a lizard person with that comeback...

@crackills1

Ай бұрын

@@robertt9342 his point is that a candidate did something different than him and therefore shouldn't be allowed to run. That was his point.

I always love when John goes full New Yorker.

@zyxw2024

Ай бұрын

Jon Stewart

@nicoleclammer7036

Ай бұрын

Love his pizza rants in general

@Xenotrickster

Ай бұрын

Tomato soup in a bread bowl.

@m.jasondoty9062

Ай бұрын

@@Xenotrickster An above ground pool for RATS! I don't know if I should eat it or throw in a coin and make a wish! And if I was to make a wish, I'd wish for some REAL PIZZA!

@Grayves_X

Ай бұрын

You could say New Yorklear (Nuclear for pronunciation not coming over text)

Trump eats pizza like this, has his steaks well done and covered in ketchup... He should be charged for food crimes to make it an even 100 indictments.

@Don-md6wn

Ай бұрын

Don't forget Trump inviting a national champion college football team to the White House and serving serving them piles of McDonald's food that had been sitting for at least an hour or two.

@m.jasondoty9062

Ай бұрын

Dude, if you could add food crimes, the indictments would be in the low-mid four digits. If you included social etiquette crimes, it's hitting the stratosphere.

@clearcat7296

Ай бұрын

As a texan, the well done steak with Ketchup thing hurts me as hard as the pizza thing for New Yorkers....there are some things you dont do....

@sketchygetchey8299

Ай бұрын

Is he even a true American? Is this really what making America great again is about?! That’s it! I’m moving to Mexico

@KempoGuy-sq4ce

Ай бұрын

He probably won't even eat chicken off the bone....PAB only nuggets for the 🍊💩

How can vote for a man that does this to pizzas?? That’s another crime to his list.

@JJNow-gg9so

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you got the joke.👏👏👏👏👍

@113dmg9

Ай бұрын

AMEN!

@undo2613

Ай бұрын

I do appreciate the joke. But how can Americans still keep calling these abominations pizza? You did way worse to its origin already. 😜

@keith3761

Ай бұрын

You think that is bad?! You should see what the other guy does to children!

@maxlink8711

Ай бұрын

@@keith3761you think that’s bad? You should see what the first guy does to kids as well!

Who else wants Jon Stewart and Lewis Black in a rant-off?

@IrishTigressNumber1

Ай бұрын

OMGosh!! What a GREAT idea!!! 👍 ❤

@troy.peters

Ай бұрын

President & VP

@Maya_Pinion

Ай бұрын

Excellent. !!!!!!!!

@alonzogarbanzo

Ай бұрын

To be judged by, maybe Jonathan Pie? Or does the winner go to face Pie at the next level?

@junglechick13

Ай бұрын

​@alonzogarbanzo ooohhh great idea!

This is the most New York rant I’ve ever heard.

Pizza crimes against humanity and right there in front of the electorate. Think of the children having to see this.

@douglashenry6996

Ай бұрын

The peperoni will be looking for him.

@MamaTreNiner

Ай бұрын

Ikr👍🏾

@ellyningalls9518

Ай бұрын

Noooooooo- not the children!!!!!!😮😮😮

@jeffslaughter7905

Ай бұрын

This should be called pizza gate

Surprised he forks a pizza? That's the guy who will fork anything, and pay hush money!

@davidletarte214

Ай бұрын

he just doesn't give a fork

@mhunt25

Ай бұрын

Fork more years

@hattielankford4775

Ай бұрын

Forksom Prison...

@deedoyle4069

Ай бұрын

😄🤣😂

@mhunt25

Ай бұрын

Thanksgiving with the kin forks

It’s was moments like these that made Jon Stewart the funniest and best late night show host. It’s fantastic that he has come back again. As a native Brooklynite, I felt Jon’s demonstration of how New Yorkers eat a slice was perfection

GIVE US THE FULL VERSION!!! pretty please.

@jeffder7143

Ай бұрын

Nothings free. Or this wouldnt exist.

@Thunderer0872

Ай бұрын

Search it on streamable, I can't link it here, it gets taken off.

@BennyFromFalloutNewVegas

Ай бұрын

@@jeffder7143 - the capitalist pig dog

@NoahsGameCave

Ай бұрын

@@jeffder7143capitalism is a failure

@NoahsGameCave

Ай бұрын

There’s something odd with this video. They’ve kept it offline for a while now and finally reuploads this short version. He must have said something about a NY business or something

That's why he left New York, you know... they ran him out of town for eating pizza wrong.

@emtobed

Ай бұрын

*snickers*

@bunyipdragon9499

Ай бұрын

Something's are just a step too far !

@MamaTreNiner

Ай бұрын

And rightly so... "gasp" (Ghosts) The audacity 😱

@joachimschoder

Ай бұрын

I always assumed it was because he is a whiny little snowflakes who can't handle not being showered with adulation constantly. Well, both can be true at the same time.

DeBlasio got s>>t for years 'cause he ate pizza with a fork. How could any Staten Islander ever vote for Trump again?

@bloodred255

Ай бұрын

I don't think Trump is counting on carrying new york.

@mindlessgonzo

Ай бұрын

By buying into Trump's fantasy that stopping brown people entering America is gonna make it all great again?

@SoullessScythe

Ай бұрын

who tf is deblasio and why do i care about his pizza habits. trump was supposedly the leader of the free world. you clearly lost track of the order of operands here.

@TheCNYMike

Ай бұрын

Because Trump's voters have been letting him off the hook for EVEYRHTING since at least 2015. This will be rationalized.

@hbgriss

Ай бұрын

They prob don’t now anyway.

We knew he’s a monster, but this just reminds us how much of one he is.

This should've been enough to make this fork-eating pizza stacking "New Yorker" disqualified back in 2016.

@Don-md6wn

Ай бұрын

It disqualified him with New Yorkers. Did you see the recent video where Trump was in NYC leaving court to get in his limo, and a group of people on the street was chanting "New York hates you!" at him?

@jamesmcinnis208

Ай бұрын

​@@Don-md6wn That warms my heart.

There are so few foods it's socially acceptable to eat with your bare hands. When you get that option, you should always take it.

@tonyquinlan7341

Ай бұрын

I bet he eats a burger with a knife and fork discusting 😊😊😊😊

@Hathur

Ай бұрын

No. You MUST take it. To do otherwise is offensive, socially it's tantamount to farting in someone's face.

@deedoyle4069

Ай бұрын

tRump is CONTRARY to EVERYthing. This is Normal behavior in narcissists.

What Trump did was the biggest crime in humanity. First the fake delivery and ruining a pizza and now this?

@themountain59

Ай бұрын

well...at least there was no pineapple on it 🤣

@SkullKingofCarpathia

Ай бұрын

@@themountain59 Trump doesn't like to eat fruit, they make him "nervous"

@kevinsimmons7630

Ай бұрын

Is that a plastic fork?

@thekakeking9400

Ай бұрын

@@kevinsimmons7630 That's even worse.

@kevinsimmons7630

Ай бұрын

@@thekakeking9400 five star utensils even

This is an awesome throwback!!!

@MajorCharlesCarringtonV.C

Ай бұрын

Inappropriate amount of napkins 😂😂

@CaptainRetroStation

Ай бұрын

And it will forever be relevant. Rich people love to eat pizza, because it reminds them of what it feels like to be a regular human being. It’s charming, and quaint to them. tRump is SO REMOVED from the human experience, that he can’t even eat pizza right. He can’t close an umbrella, and picking up a pen off the floor is worth bragging rights. … yet, he appeals to so many Americans. Double ewe tea eff.

I still remember this bit from all those years ago. I think about it from time to time and never thought I'd get to see it again. Thanks!

One-handed hand-fold 😮 Very impressive

@bunyipdragon9499

Ай бұрын

It was the swing after the fold before the eating that was impressive to me. Pure style.

@jamesmcinnis208

Ай бұрын

You get used to it, and then you can do it without thinking. Sometimes you have to hold it point-down to drain off the excess oil. Etiquette demands that this always occurs over a trash can or at least in the gutter.

This is easily one of the best Daily Show clips ever. I remember laughing SO hard at this and its still funny to this day

John Stewart is masterpiece 🤣🤣🤣

Love from Italy 😂😂😂❤❤

@Washingtub-senpai

5 күн бұрын

Not approved.... right?😅😅😅😅

Diaper Don even eats pizza with a fork and knife? LOL. Trump provides a never ending stream of entertainment....

@ekay9783

Ай бұрын

Is his false teeth as bad as his wig? glue does not stick well?

@gluteusmaximus1657

Ай бұрын

Wait until he eats spaghetti with chopsticks! That's entertaining.

@user-ye1go6hw9r

Ай бұрын

....or nightmare fuel.

@Crysomemore19

Ай бұрын

You must have a garbage life if this is your entertainment 😂😂😂 feel bad for you.

@Don-md6wn

Ай бұрын

Donny apparently struggles to eat or drink anything. We've all seen him use both hands to drink from a half liter water bottle.

Now I want pizza. 😂

@quineloe

Ай бұрын

I always want pizza

@derekstein6193

Ай бұрын

​@@quineloeThe heart wants what the heart wants.

@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309

Ай бұрын

Me too

The fact they didn’t include the whole segment is downright criminal. I watched it when it originally ran and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard.

The segment leading up to this is every bit as funny. Trump took Palin to a pizza chain and Jon just rattles off this list of authentic NU pizza joints.

You all need to put the original air date if you're going to post these old clips.

You cut it off before he took "an irresponsible amount of napkins"!

I love this man so much. So happy he is back!!

This is absolute comedic gold 😂😂

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT

@mr.flibble3190

Ай бұрын

That was quick.

This was the first proof the trump was a monster 😂

If you ever needed proof that trump was/is a sociopath... 😂

@113dmg9

Ай бұрын

No one can justify doing that to pizza, especially New York pizza!

Disrespect to the PIZZA!

Took me too long to see 'crazy broad', and it caught me with a mouth full of coffee.

@Eliphas_Leary

Ай бұрын

"[..] and it caught me with a mouth full of coffee." As it should.

Jon Stewart.... I am so freaking happy YOU are back. ❤❤❤❤

@lauriesisson2625

Ай бұрын

Ditto!!!!!

I started calling for Drumft's long form birth certificate when this episode aired. He is obviously lying about being a New Yorker

Was Trump the inspiration for the Seinfeld episode where Mr. Pitt ate his Snicker's bar off a plate with a knife and fork?

Jon's rage is epic. 😂😂😂

I’m lovin Jon all the way back ! Missed his rants . Hes so voracious ! America needs Jon Stewart always ❤

At this point it became clear this thing has rejected all things a normal human being would do.

😂😂😂 that was Hilarious

Might be the same fork he combs his hair with!

just found my "cheer me up" video for the next few months!!!🤣🤣🤣

La Forketa Satanica!!!! LOL Classic Jon Stewart rant EVER!!!!

That's how we Italians traditionally eat pizza

Learning 🖐️ all the time from you Jon! Thanks for coming back

I don't trust people who eat pizza, donuts, bacon or fried chicken with a fork.

@emilydavison2053

Ай бұрын

My ex's girlfriend eats pizza with a knife and fork, and has kale smoothies for breakfast. My kids told me, in disgust. Never trust anyone who doesn't like dogs either.

@hextree

Ай бұрын

So I guess you don't trust most of Italy. Because fork is the normal way to eat pizza there lol.

@CrixusHeart

Ай бұрын

@@hextree In Italy they have an excuse - the pizza is usually swimming in oil & sauce.

In 1995, Donald and Ivana Trump were in a Pizza Hut commercial where they ate pizza crust-first. I'm surprised Jon Stewart didn't bring that up.

At least flip the top slice so it's like a calsone

So happy he’s back!

Using a knife and fork for pizza is very common in Italy, but it's a 12" pie and served uncut

@qapplor

Күн бұрын

yeah, Americans really think they know everything when knowing very very little.

This is absolutely pure gold. Please do the actual news this way.

This is old, but perfect. I am from California, and I understand the rage.

Back when this was the worst thing Trump ever did on this show.

The slice was to big for his hands😅

Wow! Don’t stop! Full speed ahead! ❤❤

it always made me laugh how over the top jon’s rants were when it came to the topic of new york pizza! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I actually screamed when he lifted the fork to his lips lol

This is one of the funniest bits that Jon did in his first go around on TDS, this and anything to do with Arby's

A Masterpiece!!

John thank you for coming back. Thank you, you MF. We desperately waited for this.

I’ve never even been to New York and I know that’s not how you’re supposed to eat pizza

Very funny...Thank you!

plz write original air date. I want to know how awfully old I am

Revenge is a dish best served cold, like Trump's pizza delivery. I love Jon showing how to eat pizza, even that bigly slice of NY pizza. 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

My favorite rant ❤

I'm so glad I watched the original complete video, and pretty much memorized it.

This was an instant classic. Happy to see it out of the vaults.

Always fold

Whoa... Trump doesn't like being told orf.....( I guess he is gonna hate being told to get into that Orange Jump Suit then...)

😂Deniro says I told you so 🙄

So glad they reposted this clip

The most memorable Daily Show Segment Ever!

We should have seen this coming 🍕 way back then!

he brobably cuts spaghetti with a knife and eat em with a spoon

I didn't know there was a follow up to the classic, 1987, underground animation "Lupo the Butcher" till I saw Jon do this bit.

Jon Stewart eating pizza on screen is unusually satisfying to watch. I don't know if it is because it serves as a perfect way to cap off a well deserved rant against affronts to New York pizza, or if he just has the perfect pizza eating technique....

This is one of my all time favorites of Jon's bits To this day I'll still yell "ARE YOU EATING IT WITH A FORK?? A F***IN' FORK???" when people eat things with forks that don't require forks

Take em to school, John!

The most memorable and legendary of all daily show moments from all the years!

Greatest rant ever!!! 🤣

It's like that episode of Seinfeld where people where eating Snickers bars with knives and forks.

Gabba goo to you too, Mr. Stewart. Gabba goo.

I have thought about this clip every single day since it premiered. Best rant of all time

A native New Yorker eating pizza with a fork? This is Floridian behavior.

In the UK we have a restaurant chain named Pizza Express. They don't slice your pizza and expect you to use a knife and fork 😂

@derekstein6193

Ай бұрын

And here we were under the impression that the U.K. was part of the civilized world...

@KOLLOQ

Ай бұрын

@@derekstein6193 maybe that's why they use knives and forks for pizza, and not their hands like savages

@earthtaurus5515

Ай бұрын

@@KOLLOQ Nothing wrong with eating with your hands, unless I guess you don't wash your hands after using the lavatory. 🙃😵‍💫😱

I will forever love the title of this segment. "Me Lovers' Pizza with Crazy Broad."

I instantly thought of this when the pizza delivery to firefighters thing became a thing.

You ever notice how there's not one Republican comedian 🤣🤣🤣

@Don-md6wn

Ай бұрын

Unless you consider Rob Schneider a comedian.

@davidlericain

Ай бұрын

These days I'm not sure how many Democrat comedians there are either.

@likebot.

Ай бұрын

Actually, there are Republican comedians. There's Moscow Mitch, Josh Hawlassaway, Meatball Ron, Lindsey Graham, Kitara Ravache, Brett Beerbutt Kavanagh... the list goes on.

@deimosvoralius2988

Ай бұрын

I think they call it Fox. Certainly isn't news

@theoriginalbridgetconnors

Ай бұрын

Because Republican "comedians" punch down with their "jokes".

Now THIS is the kind of hard-hitting journalistic coverage that I expect from Stewart.

This is what i've been waiting for

I remember this from when it originally aired. Still funny! 😂

Where can we find the full episode? I remember watching this one back then. To this day one the most hilarious things I have ever seen.

0:00 That is a vocal cadence I’ve dedicated to memory.

FREAKING EPIC!

Love this

0:00 I remember that exact vocal cadence from _years_ ago.

Oof! Jon just burned Trump to the ground. Volcanic destruction

@jessragan6714

Ай бұрын

Just? Man, this was over a decade ago.

@fl00d69

Ай бұрын

@@jessragan6714 This particular posting was not though.

This needs a PSA tag. 😂