i adore how podcast creators can just... do stuff. it takes like two people. they're absolutely unhinged and nobody can stop them from doing shit like this

@Shisei11

2 жыл бұрын

yeah exactly! nobody and nothing can stop them from being as unhinged as they want to be lol

@sishere7768

Күн бұрын

it doesn't even take just two people (harlan guthrie with malevolent...........)

I like how the entire fandom has silently all agreed that jon dresses like a depressed collage professor who only drinks tea

@someoneawesome8717

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't he tho?

@TheWilderCat

2 жыл бұрын

I've never listened to the series, only seen a few animations. I assumed he was a librarian who accidentally got caught up in some supernatural shit.

@someoneawesome8717

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheWilderCat I mean, that's not the most incorrect assessment, it all started with him organizing incident reports about the paranormal which were collected at the Institute because you can't exactly call the cops on a ghost spider

@safyakhan7857

2 жыл бұрын

Cause he is and everyone knows it but him😔☝️

@0509_m

2 жыл бұрын

i dress literally exactly how everyone draws jon and its beautiful

Martin: Oh, what kind of tea is that? Jon: I just boiled Red Bull Martin: *Internal screaming*

@kaleandthevoid

11 ай бұрын

This did physical damage to me thanks

Ok, I'm sorry, but hearing John say "Hello demons, it's me, ya boi" In a deadpan voice as he goes full god mode almost made me fall out of my chair, I was laughing so hard.

@ceaseless_spiral_avatar

5 ай бұрын

FR I ACTUALLY DIED

@Doctorrr_

2 ай бұрын

It was so savvy I'm in love with it xD

"why isn‘t *our* ship name lonely eyes" because you guys are the teaholding

@brighidcampbell491

5 ай бұрын

no that's adorable I cannoooor

@ceaseless_spiral_avatar

4 ай бұрын

IN LOVEEEE

@someonewho

2 ай бұрын

They prob would’ve been lonely eyes if Martin started his emotional baggage earlier

@toothfairy10133

Ай бұрын

god that is SO much cooler than jm

@amandapanda5087

13 күн бұрын

Oh my god yes

"Forgive and forget?" "NO! RESENT AND REMEMBER!" *Maniacle laughter ensues.*

@christianmoralesortiz4688

9 ай бұрын

LOL!!!!

"We finish eachother's-" "Sentences!" "Don't interrupt me." I'm sorry, this had me dying lmao

"No I did _not_ fall in love with a poet (on purpose) next question." - I relate to this on a spiritual level.

@nicestpancake

Жыл бұрын

I have since listened to The Magnus Archives. Yes, yes this is correct.

It's hard to tell in places where Martin ends and Alex Newall begins.

@bellringer53

2 жыл бұрын

Alex definitely let more of himself come through near the end but I wouldnt be surprised if thsts because he basically formed martin off all the 'bad' traits he had when he was younger so naturally Martin would gradually become more like Alex

@crackerpacket7

Жыл бұрын

i mean they said in a q&a that jon is just the worst things abt jonny amped up to 11 and put in a character, whos to say martin isn't the same lol

@ZoeyBird79

Жыл бұрын

@@crackerpacket7 Alex said the same thing in a q&a about Martin, so yeah...

This is canon after the final episode and y’all can’t tell me otherwise. They are both happy and together in another place… probably Night Vale.

@mycomnithegreat434

2 жыл бұрын

Would LOVE this crossover tbh.

@drownedtrashrat3501

2 жыл бұрын

_Y E S_

@Unknown-fu7pu

2 жыл бұрын

them in nightvale! yes yes

@LostWysteria

2 жыл бұрын

Deffo in Night Vale. I head canon this so hard. Also, I posit that they are neighbors to cecil and carlos.

@christianmoralesortiz4688

Жыл бұрын

YAAAAAASSSS!!!!!

The “Honk” made me laugh so loud and now I’m explaining the plot of The Magnus Archives to my family

the fact that i had no idea this audio existed before is truly a hate crime

@ameliabaxter2033

2 жыл бұрын

Same, I would have made a donation for this content

@meepmonstare

Жыл бұрын

You didn't know there was audio for a podcast?

@hezvandermeij

Жыл бұрын

SAME

@hezvandermeij

Жыл бұрын

@@meepmonstare pffffft no mate we didn't know these specific cutouts from streams were a thing XD

@dawnwayfinder

8 ай бұрын

I started listening to this series about a month ago, with approximately 10 episodes left to go. I, too, am offended by my lacking knowledge.

love how martins literally feral but we all are still like "aw cinnamon roll must be protected"

@Luna-rc4tv

2 жыл бұрын

Cinnamon rolls can be feral my favorite type of cinnamon rolls are the feral ones the one that can an absolutely will commit to murder

@bellringer53

2 жыл бұрын

Martin: looks like a cinnamon roll. Will actually stab you

@bumbleB1

Жыл бұрын

Sinammon roll

@iesika7387

Жыл бұрын

One of my very favorite underrated early Martin moments where we realize his sweet boi work face is maybe not the only face is when he yells OI DICKHEAD at Michael and tries to throw hands and Tim has to hold him back. I doubt Martin has started many fights in his life but we know he's a big guy who grew up broke without a lot of friends, and I have this mental image of him as a broke and perpetually stressed teenager getting picked on by other lads in his council flats and probably learning how to end a brawl very quickly once he's pushed. I felt justified when Jonny and Alex said something like that in one of the discussion episodes, I think it was a Q&A and the Q was who would win in a fight, Alex or Martin. Their consensus was, Alex would start out vicious and Martin would protect himself and be confused and upset about it but not hit back, and then the point where Martin got frustrated with defending himself and not knowing why he was being hit, he'd just wreck Alex's shit IMMEDIATELY, lol.

@fallen_x

Жыл бұрын

@@iesika7387 what episode was martin wanting to beat the shit out of Michael? /genq

alternate ending to the cheese clip: MARTIN: Jon, did you hear about the explosion at the cheese shop? JON: What? What cheese shop? MARTIN: Yeah, there was de-brie everywhere! JON: MARTIN: JON: Ceaseless Watcher-

@sophieoconnell-mq4pe

10 ай бұрын

No 😭😭

@saym0.0

4 ай бұрын

cheeseless watcher

@Plumgoblin

4 ай бұрын

@@saym0.0this made my day

@dragonpusheens3770

4 ай бұрын

I LUV OMFG this made me cackle

@yancamb2202

2 ай бұрын

@@saym0.0"I think you mean CHEESEless Watcher-" _"Martin."_

I only noticed third time watching this, but it's really cool how Jon's voice has the recorder fizzle, but Martin's doesn't

@a.february8150

2 жыл бұрын

ngl i think that’s just jonny’s shitty mic quality lmao

@Shisei11

2 жыл бұрын

@@a.february8150 that is most likely correct, as i haven't edited the audio past cutting the lines together, but it's a neat coincidence haha

Jon would be terrifying playing among us because he could either just... Know who the imposter was, or just ask them and they would be forced to tell him, or atleast tell him the truth about where they where

@Shisei11

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the cast would ban him from playing for these reasons LMAO

@creative8180

Жыл бұрын

THATS WHY HES ALWAYS KILLED FIRST

@mckayleepugmire9947

Жыл бұрын

Tell him he can't play if he uses his knowing stuff powers, that's cheating

@tayloradams3993

Жыл бұрын

better yet, jon chooses not to Know directly to keep the spirit of the game, and instead will just "what color did you REALLY see Vent..." that or he'll ask really really useless questions

@dull_demon4717

Жыл бұрын

Now imagine him as the imposter

"The Magnus Archives is a podcast-" "FUCK DUDE YEAH IT SURE IS!!"

I loved Martin's super feral quotes. I could tell Alex was having fun

“I’ve had a very long day, I am very small, and I have no money” 💀💀💀

@AHorrorFanatic

9 ай бұрын

I have detected 3 John Mulany refrences throughout this vidio.

"I'm *cultured* Martin" Is by far the best part of this video

I suggested one that they didn't do haha Jon: when i first met you i thought you weird and annoying... Martin: ...and? Jon: and you are?

@Shisei11

2 жыл бұрын

ajlskdjlsdf oh my gosh

@charlotterose6669

2 жыл бұрын

Ok but I read this in their voices

@snrkbol

Жыл бұрын

IM SCREAMING

I love how both spooky and cute jon is during "it's me, ya boy"

THE JOHN MULANEY QUOTES *KILLED ME* , I ALMOST LAUGHED LOUD AND ITS 1AM. Every one is bringing me closer to bursting out laughing. I'm gonna rewatch this tomorrow and laugh loud

@lilaboxx

3 жыл бұрын

Update: this might be my favourite tma video ever

@sk3tch_art1st35

2 жыл бұрын

I knew that was the refrence lol, glad i wasnt the only one to catch it!

"fuck being the bigger person" But Martin You're literally the bigger person

@atlander4204

3 ай бұрын

Positively *rOoMy* 😈

Oh my god you took the cute and you MADE IT CUTER (also the little Eye flash on "I Know this" was a lovely touch)

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

thank you! ahah yeah i had fun sneaking little things like that in

"Statement begins.... honk." Awesome job, homie! So well done, and the style is so cute! 🤌

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!!

why ISN’T LonelyEyes Jon and Martin’s shipname

@redblack9618

2 жыл бұрын

Came to make this EXACT COMMENT.

@m1sl3ds0ul6

2 жыл бұрын

but consider this: teaholding

@aceofjacks7071

2 жыл бұрын

probably because it was coined before Martin became fully claimed by the Lonely, but who knows

@tybronx2446

2 жыл бұрын

+1 vote for Teaholding!

@seineevee

2 жыл бұрын

+2 vote for Teaholding

Statement of Jonathan Sims, The Archivist, regarding a cool rock I found whilst hiking with my boyfriend, Martin. Statement begins.

martin's line: forgive and forget??? nOOOOooo! rESENT AND rEMEMBER AHAHahaA love it

THE ART STYLE OMGGGGGG THE CHARACTER DESIGNS AND JONS HAIR AND JUST MARTINS WHOLE DEAL THEYRE SO FREAKING CUTE

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

tysm!! :D

"It makes me feels safe." ❤

@Ratking008

3 жыл бұрын

IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A THIEF

“Hey, could you help me out? I’m very gay and I could use a few dollars.” I’m gonna borrow that one

@nemodra4790

3 ай бұрын

I guess it's true, that happiness can't be bought with money.

I’d like to imagine that this is what they’re getting up to after the finale and not being fkin [REDACTED]

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

big agree 👏

@aceofjacks7071

2 жыл бұрын

plot twist they ended up just before Jon joined the Archives with all their knowledge, he said no to that shit, and they're FINE and they live a normal, loving life

@inkfae9916

2 жыл бұрын

@@aceofjacks7071 I believe time travel is actually possible in TMA (it happened with the rift at Hilltop Road for one statement), so I think this might actually be possible

@marylii04

11 ай бұрын

@inkfae9916 nah, at Hilltop Road, it wasn't time travel. The statement giver got transported there from another universe where time passes differently

“jon why isnt lonelyeyes OUR ship name?” .. he makes a good point

I love that you can hear Jon’s smile through the screen as he says “Martin was ejected…”

THE OLD GUARD SPEECH... I'M DYING... YOU'VE KILLED ME

@cupidcalling5599

2 жыл бұрын

I read this and then wondered when it would show up and if i would recognize it or not. i sure did! the tears helped :)

"I thought I'd be on a car with my arm out the taillight by now" this really sent me kayaking

@earth2cody

Жыл бұрын

So it did to Tim! :D

@yancamb2202

20 күн бұрын

What if I cried.

Now I'm not falling for this again! I'm not gonna be obsessed with another fandom after seeing one animatic of its characters!! I'M STRONGER THAN THAT

@lucus6458

3 жыл бұрын

Heeeyyyyy sooooooo I may or may not have fallen in love with this...

@masterinfinity

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucus6458 One of us!!!

@tybronx2446

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome aboard!

@Mtofhills

2 жыл бұрын

Nooooo you aren’t! None of us are

@azulBjort_1406

2 жыл бұрын

We have tea and trauma.......✌️

"De-Brie was everywhere" ".....Martin I want a divorce"

The magnus archives is a podcast- FUCK DUDE IT SURE IS, AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT OVER, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, NO I'M NOT IN DENIAL Anyway this was lovely and made me laugh out loud on a Depression Sunday so Heck Yeah and also your art style is so cute it gave me inspiration to work on my own drawing

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad! :D Tysm!!

@agent_star

Жыл бұрын

So about that

@CryingARiver

Жыл бұрын

Guess what!

@roseof_alltrades3809

Жыл бұрын

✨sometimes denial pays off✨

@beeishboi3792

Жыл бұрын

Ooop same thing here 💙 lol

god i love how most of these are john mulaney quotes- i feel like if he was in tma hed just be a normal guy who kept having supernatural encounters and *living*, somehow. probably a stranger , spiral and slaughter magnet lmao

@Shisei11

2 жыл бұрын

alskdjskldf i love that LMAO

@mycomnithegreat434

2 жыл бұрын

“So, what did you *do* so that the entity allows your continued survival?” “I don’t know, I was over on the bench.”

@alicekitchen1359

2 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney fancast as Joshua Gillespie, king of 'well i guess this is happening'

We really should have let Martin become an Avatar of the Hunt. I like his feral energy.

THE FLICK OF EYES WHEN "I know this, and I love you." Also HHHHH SOMETHINGS *ARE* MORE IMPORTANT THAN TEA

r u ever. do you ever get so so into something. like do you ever hyperfixate on something so hard that engaging with fan content is overwhelming to the point of physical pain but you cant stop. anyway AMAZING content thank you i am going to go lock myself in a closet and cry

@jamiel6005

3 жыл бұрын

GOD same

@lilaboxx

3 жыл бұрын

That... Put it into words better than i ever could, get out of my head. But seriously, this only happens to me when I'm stressed and have exams or something, i just project all my stress onto a fandom. Idk if this is a good coping mechanism but it is what it is

@acidslushie

3 жыл бұрын

absolutely ! 🤝

@hermanunworthy

3 жыл бұрын

FR IT GETZ S0 0VERWHELMING S0METIMEZ. LIKE U NEED IT AND WANNA C0NSUME ALL 0F IT BUT ITZ ALL T00 MUCH LIKE AAAA

@macabrecitrus2127

2 жыл бұрын

* whispers * I have folders with thousands of downloaded TMA fanarts

i made this all in one day so if there's any inconsistencies character design wise, it's because i slowly started to lose my sanity at the end! :D was a lot of fun though EDIT: 100k VIEWS?! Thank you guys!! :D

"Statement of Benedict avalanche regarding... clown milk. Statement begins: honk." BABE I'M SCREAMING THIS IS UNREASONABLY FUNNYYYYY

Stared TMA recently, haven’t finished yet but I’ve taken care not to get spoiled. God I love this and everything about it

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

Hope you'll enjoy the rest of it! I binged most of it in like one or two weeks hahaha

@sofiakaye702

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shisei11 omg same. I binged it in like 3 weeks and everyone I knew was concerned for my sanity and wellbeing

3:40 I love martins evil laughter, he's such a cutie 💓

“Hey demons it’s me, y’a boi” that made me so incredibly happy oh my god the crossover I never knew I needed!

"Jon... why isn't Lonely Eyes *our* ship name?" had me deceased time of death 10:23 am the funeral is going to be on halloween 2023

I imagine Elias’s texts to Peter are exceedingly lewd and graphic

The actual live of this gave me so much second hand embarrassment, thank you for animating it

@Shisei11

2 жыл бұрын

you're welcome! :D i didn't manage to catch it live sadly

@weewoo6546

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shisei11 I think they’re from this? kzread.info/dash/bejne/hZNrzbaFn7jFoaw.html

Jon in Martin's sweater is so cute!

"Statement regarding clown milk" I put on this video for comfort while being sick and now I'm going to puke from laughter.

@Shisei11

Жыл бұрын

alskdjdf hope you're feeling better now! ^^

*LIES ON THE LFOOR IN A FERAL, SOBBING MESS**

Jonathan: I had a very long day and I'm very smol and I have no money, so you can imagine the stress I'm under. Mood.

This is just so good, so so good! I love Jon's hair just so good all of it

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

thank you so much!! i love drawing jon's hair, it's so flowy

"some things are more important than tea" NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE

Me after 2:32 : GENIUS, A HUMAN TEAPOT!!!!

I still cannot. BELIEVE. that they actually read Archivistbot's post in character voices. I got to 2:58 and almost SCREAMED bc I REMEMBER when ABot first generated that... One of the first truly coherent jonmartin posts it made, before it developed a world of its own. In this house we love and support archivistbot. Anyway also your designs are really cool and I love the way you drew all this!!! Their poses and expressions are really interesting and show personalities in neat ways

@Shisei11

Жыл бұрын

thank you! i didn't design them though, the original designer is listed in the description! i loved their designs a lot so i just had to use them c:

This animatic is adorable, thank you for bringing these voice lines to my attention, I love the tma fanbase

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I'm glad you like it! :)

Hc every time Jon says he Knows that eyes flash over him in front of literally everyone and no one wants to address it

The “.. honk” killed me XD

Dude im like 97% sure this animatic is the reason my friend started listening to TMA /pos

@Shisei11

Жыл бұрын

gosh that'd be amazing tbh! :D makes me really happy i got new people to check out tma!

3:45 Omg this Old Guard quote!! It's so sweet for these two 😭❤

What fandom have I stumble upon this time? No seriously who are these chaos beans?

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

the magnus archives! and the characters are martin and jon

@pineapple4142

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shisei11 ooh, is it a book series?

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

@@pineapple4142 it's a horror podcast!

@pineapple4142

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shisei11 hmm, ima look it up

*honk.*

"Mmmm, assassins killing Elias... ✨my favourite ✨" Had me dying. Martin you bad boy 😂💖

The... the old guard quote .. my heart

John: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you seem to be unarmed. Jude Perry: 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕞𝕦𝕞 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕞𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕦 𝕞𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤

thE OLD GUARD QUOTE!! I AM GOING TO DIE THREE HUNDRED DEATHS

This gave me such a serotonin boost, you don't even knowwww

‘Your a child. And infant. Your mocking is thus infintile’ is giving jon bullies an umbrella

God, your Martin looks so somft

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

tysm!! yes he is very soff

I can't believe this is real

It is after 1am and I'm desperately trying not to wake everyone up with my laughter at 1:39

Johnathan Sims saying _"hello demons. Its me, ya boi."_ is not something I knew I needed in my life

"I know" (cryptid eyes flash) "that's why I love you" made me wheeze

The cheese pun one gets me every time I can’t hear it without bursting into laughter

"statement begins... 'honk' " will forever be a part of my vocabulary now

the old guard quote is just perfect omg

I've not finished the series. I'm on season 3 rn, but these men are gay, your honor.

This video made me watch TMA expecting a fun office comedy with horror elements. I'm at season 5 now and BOY WAS I WRONG-

I cannot stop watching this. It brings me immense joy.

So this is what they've been doing "somewhere else"

"don't interrupt me"

This gives me life as someone who just finished the series like 2 weeks ago and am scavenging for any kind of content bless you

@Shisei11

2 жыл бұрын

you're welcome! :D

@charlotterose6669

2 жыл бұрын

Literally me, I put off finishing and now I’m in PAIN and the fandom isn’t rlly active atm and it suckssss

teaholding is so much cuter than lonelyeyes tho

today i commissioned theshitpostcalligrapher to write several things‚ one of which was ‘FUCK being the bigger person‚ I’m just gonna start BITING people’ and i did it SPECIFICALLY with 2:07 in mind. i still love this animatic so much and the old guard speech made me WAIL,

@Shisei11

Жыл бұрын

ahhh that's so awesome!! :D

It made my night thank you very much for your services

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

no problem! I'm glad people are enjoying it :D

I've re watched this video a couple times now and it never fails to make me smile. I mean its all of my favorite magnus archives memes and their all animated! Please make a part two soon!

@Shisei11

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you're enjoying it! And we'll see about part 2 >:3c

im way too scared to finish the podcast, so im stuck on episode 185, and savoring all the jmart moments i can

@Shisei11

Жыл бұрын

there's some really good jmart moments later on tho :)))

"F*CK BEING THE BIGGER PERSON! IM GONNA START- I SHOUL START *BITING* PEOPLE" Felt

I shall live by the words, "RESENT AND REMEMBER!"

My favorite part of this is what I think is Jonny pronouncing "teh" and "deaht" and Alex stifling a laugh.

I absolutely loved this soooo much. I was there at the end and I was so upset and somehow this helps with my still unprocessed emotions about these nonexistent people I've grown to adore. 🤣😅

@Shisei11

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad!! :D

omg I’m sorry but Martin reminds me so much of Grian from the Hermitcraft and life series because a) british b) sweater c) same personality but family friendly 😂 thats hilarious

jon saying the hello demons line made me go feral

thinking too hard abt transphobia made me feel like 2:07 and i had to come back to this animatic to listen to it again also its been several months since ive heard their voices and even just hearing the ‘im CULTURED martin’ bit after the biting bit had me wailing i love and miss them so much

they r so romance its not even funny. also this is adorable, your artstyle is so cute and i love how you draw them both especially martin.