The reason it's taking so long for the next episode to come out is because they're still slowly rowing to the nearest hotel.

@piple3157

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@koftich_katze

Жыл бұрын

Probably

@tanamoxv2160

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@JJK10293

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

@CrustyFox87

Жыл бұрын

Perhaps

I almost died watching Avdol furiously tut at Polnareff

@pinkbunnyskyedoesthings7762

2 жыл бұрын

yeah that's a perfect meme template i screen shotted that

@gigachad1099

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture you are the definition of gay

@ductapu

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture dude go outside and play with ur inmaginary friends

@jotita921

2 жыл бұрын

@@gigachad1099 *extremely BASED men with tonified muscles

@josukehigashikata86

2 жыл бұрын

Huh

I love that Jotaro is more concerned that Joseph is flying than no one flying at all

@InsomniaDaydreamer

11 ай бұрын

Autopilot definitely helps, a grandpa doesn't.

@Sarah12471

11 ай бұрын

​​@@InsomniaDaydreamerespecially one that has crashed every plane he has flown

@The-Devils-Advocate

10 ай бұрын

@@InsomniaDaydreamerautopilot was destroyed

@thedragonfly3013

4 ай бұрын

Exactly.

2:01 you gotta love how star platinum looks down to confirm the command then just pokes the dude’s eye with the most chilliest expression ever. God this series is amazing

@lotus4218

Жыл бұрын

“That’s actually not funny mate you really hurt my eye, Jesus Christ” hits the spot

Part 4: Diamond is Condensable Part 5: Condensed Wind Part 6: Stone Condensing

@Mooneymanjason

2 жыл бұрын

Part 7: Steel Ball Condenser

@treelambo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mooneymanjason Part 8: Condenselion

@aktzin0422

2 жыл бұрын

Part 6: Condensed Ocean

@papyrusau9915

2 жыл бұрын

@@treelambo part 9:condenseland

@kuufytaro1933

2 жыл бұрын

Stone Lake light breeze i like diamond is condensable

0:48 I love how the plane falls down the stairs like Jotaro did in the previous video

@MagnificentDreamFox

2 жыл бұрын

It was literally that good.

@elonleon4452

2 жыл бұрын

No cigarette though. 0/10.

@gigachad1099

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture Heard about suicide yet?

@fareast0752

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture bro don't mess with religion okay.

@jojogacha974

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture no one cares + fartherless + ratio

1:50 I love Anne’s failed attempt to cut him

2:50 I want a 1 hour version of this

@lotus4218

Жыл бұрын

It is a human need to have it for one hour

@clefortt9

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think it should be too hard. Just change the background to hide the fact it’s a loop and you’re done

@JJK10293

Жыл бұрын

This is what Faxjam's gonna release shortly before Episode 3, he's been slaving away at it for a while year now, bet

Chariot actually being a chariot is amazing

@The_crazy7

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@treyanimationz

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@gigachad1099

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture You are the definition of a fatherless child

@dismaned6675

2 жыл бұрын

As a mobile user I’m so glad this top comment could spoil a joke for me

@idk_anymore1918

2 жыл бұрын

fatherless behavior indeed

I love how Jotaro is portrayed more like an angsty teenager than he is in the anime itself. This was very funny!

@gigachad1099

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture you are the definition of no life

@thecreaturecalledpete1511

2 жыл бұрын

Wait he is a teenager? Well its anime that stuff is common for some reason

@ductapu

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecreaturecalledpete1511 ye he's 17...

@badabingus8304

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture how dare you take his name

@ethanjames6257

2 жыл бұрын

FINE

Jotaro cutting himself off after realising Avdol let Joseph fly the plane is priceless.

@FirestoneAnimation

7 ай бұрын

"OKAY FI-....." "has your granddad flown a plane before?"

1:14 i love how aggressively Avdol says no

@Remington-bs6xh

5 ай бұрын

Tsk Tsk Tsk

2:20 _“You’re Bloody nicked bloody nonce”_ has this line gone over peoples heads it’s hilarious.

@couchepotato6975

2 жыл бұрын

Does it have a meaning behind it?

@kuniosaiki

2 жыл бұрын

@@couchepotato6975 Nothing special It’s British slang, I’m assuming since the audience is majority American (and other nationalities), the joke would have gone over peoples heads. it’s roughly saying “you’re bloody [going to jail] bloody [pedophile]”

@ogluglugluglug1305

2 жыл бұрын

Nonce means pedophile, for some context.

@wrongrespawn3911

2 жыл бұрын

@@kuniosaiki U

@GregGotJumped

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, thought he was saying [REDACTED] for a second

1:59 you have no idea how much this made me laugh. the way he just gets so serious when he says "that's actually not funny mate you really hurt my eye"

@abdullahmiankhail5739

2 жыл бұрын

Especially the English accent

@thoisz1172

2 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah he sounds like Gordon Ramsey

@munchlax6577

2 жыл бұрын

@@thoisz1172 at a certain age, all British white men do.

@coloneltwonium9285

2 жыл бұрын

pov: you get hurt during the pillow fight

@stanlyaateja7778

2 жыл бұрын

1:59

0:42 Joseph has taken 'crash course' 2 times before thus making this his 3rd 😂

We need a 3rd one, its been quite a while since i had a sharp exhale from this

1:15 Dio when he finds out a Joestar is trying to live peacefully

@Nombrenooriginal

2 жыл бұрын

What about Josuke

@theshotgungamer7006

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nombrenooriginal Dio minion killed his grandpa in episode one XD

@Nombrenooriginal

2 жыл бұрын

@@theshotgungamer7006 yo angelo is not DIO minion

@theshotgungamer7006

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nombrenooriginal sorry, knew Dio And because of Dio, Angelo got a stand, Kill Gramposuke and made Josuke sad 😥

@Nombrenooriginal

2 жыл бұрын

@@theshotgungamer7006 well that was indirectly, because the one who gave him the stand was keicho

Somehow they made Polnareff even better then ever

@gigachad1099

2 жыл бұрын

Than*

@gigachad1099

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture Ever asked yourself why you don’t have friends?

@unidenifiedpasta5005

2 жыл бұрын

Spoke the truth

@ifrickurmom1095

2 жыл бұрын

Ze muel man 👀👀👀👀

@nomukun1138

Жыл бұрын

boneraff

0:37 POV: you realize that Joseph has crashed many planes and a crack head.

i love at 0:34 when avdol said "so i let you grandad drive" he stops saying "ok fine" immediately stops punching goes to the face of "oh shimeta"

2:20 YES, the phantom blood guards are back, I love it!

@gruchogaemer8692

2 жыл бұрын

Bugger he got away

@n-extrafries-surprise

2 жыл бұрын

@@gruchogaemer8692 they manage to take down that bugger's henchman at least

@karotgamin790

2 жыл бұрын

you’re bloody nixed mate

@a.bdioro5302

2 жыл бұрын

Bloody nonce Bloody nixed mate Bloody Bloody nonce

@The_Blue_Otaku

Жыл бұрын

If you wondering what "You’re Bloody nicked bloody nonce" means it's british slang for "You're fucking going to jail you fucking pedaophile"

A giant thank you for keeping a fragment with Ann. She is hilarious. 1:51 is basically canon

@zpydd_

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture bot moment

@edmundziegler4898

2 жыл бұрын

big monke

@inspectorjavert9868

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just glad she vanished and was never mentioned again

@BunnyTrixx-gw8ws

2 жыл бұрын

True

@coloneltwonium9285

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture man its cool to be faithful an shit but like, cmon

Therapist: all dreams have meanings My dreams: 2:09

@Remington-bs6xh

5 ай бұрын

Ello' love

@therealan00bis32

Ай бұрын

@@Remington-bs6xhHAIRY!!

2:04 it is funny m8

@ThinkingCrimson

8 ай бұрын

aussie Captain Tenille

1:14 Avdol doing the tsk thing aggressively kills me everytime XD

@carl4508

Жыл бұрын

What out this man have a realy fast finger

@darkprinceofdorne

Жыл бұрын

masterpiece

2:02 The delivery of this line is just perfect

0:10 the face when someone take a dump on taco Tuesday

My favorite line is now "Your bloody nicked mate."

2:48 I laughed way too hard at the poor man that has to clean up the utterly massive ship. So much for the city being clean.

@exnyy9448

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO I DIDNT SEE THAT. poor guy doesn’t get paid enough.

@joegun4259

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds sadistic

@enhancemance803

2 жыл бұрын

best part is he probably just cleaned the whole city.

@lucasottens8506

2 жыл бұрын

You've clearly never been to Singapore.

I love how Kakyoin is just being a narrator while Jotaro is aggressively punching a bug

@JJK10293

2 жыл бұрын

"Jotaro is punching a bug. Avodol is walking up to him. They're talking. The plane is crashing."

@mr_box1264

2 жыл бұрын

I let your granddad fly the plane

@rafamartinezrosello6661

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr_box1264 kzread.info/dash/bejne/lIOpxZJrl7PTcto.html

I seriously hope you will continue the JoJo Condensed series because you literally made me cry laughing multiple times through this series. The animation alone cracks me up with every frame and the voice acting is top notch!

I know it's kinda random but... You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!

2:47 I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes already. This is what perfection looks like.

@gigachad1099

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture No one cares + ration + didn’t ask

@danthegreat4053

2 жыл бұрын

I came when I saw the notifacation

@gigachad1099

2 жыл бұрын

@@danthegreat4053 Good to see you again Dan

@danthegreat4053

2 жыл бұрын

@@gigachad1099 oh hey its you which video was it again that I saw you also great to see you too

@gigachad1099

2 жыл бұрын

@@danthegreat4053 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ioRqx9GBdMuTkbQ.html this one I think

Even if the video was just the 1:14 scene, it would still be a masterpiece.

2:09 discord be like

@sssIeepymemes

Жыл бұрын

Fr

The best part hast to be 0:04 , hands down the best portraying of kakyoin I've ever seen

1:14 Love how you animated one of the two things Avdol is well known for

@mariobros68

Жыл бұрын

Tsk, Tsk. YES, HE DOES! Tsk, Tsk.

Good to see more parodies about Stardust Crusaders acknowleding Dio's henchmen other than Vanilla Ice

@marlikbudvergard

2 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest he was probably one of the few actually competent ones

@MonsieurBig

2 жыл бұрын

@@marlikbudvergard the only competent one

@marlikbudvergard

2 жыл бұрын

@@MonsieurBig N'doul

@MonsieurBig

2 жыл бұрын

@@marlikbudvergard true. He did manage to get kakyoins eyes

@marlikbudvergard

2 жыл бұрын

@@MonsieurBig yeah, the only thing is he didn't expect Jotaro to throw a fucking dog (with a stand) at him

2:00 made me laugh so damn hard 😂

Please continue the series its hilarious

I like the fact that the only thing Jotaro cares in the plane is that Joseph is piloting It.

@davidhong1934

2 жыл бұрын

Joseph somehow found the one place in the sky made of stairs just so he could make the plane fall down a flight of stairs. I'd be concerned as well.

1:12 I'm fucking dying. The way SC is just draws a sword. Genius

@mr.trouble827

2 жыл бұрын

Tsk Tsk Tsk

@alejomuriel798

2 жыл бұрын

*Polnareff manly screams*

@kyrylotanasov3927

2 жыл бұрын

"Okay, fine, i'll assist in your fight"

@WelshWerewolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyrylotanasov3927 "maybe we can find my sisters killer"

@mr.trouble827

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhyisAlpharius69 Ze Mirror Man

My favorite part 1:07

Your line delivery of "Star Finger" is just perfect!

2:14 discord mods when the find a kitten

2:52 you can't tell if Polnareff is smiling or pouting xD Just focus on his face

@monke7845

2 жыл бұрын

I think he’s smiling

@Speedyboy3293

2 жыл бұрын

To be honest I think he is pouting because the float is crowded

@davidmarmolejo886

Жыл бұрын

OMG LOL

2:19 i love this part 😂

I love how star plat just pokes him in the eye and he just goes "bloody hell mate that hurts, its not even funny" 1:51

1:14 I like how Avdol has the "HON" sound effect in his head

@ALittleTrolling

6 ай бұрын

bro is better at fourth wall breaking than dora

0:48 I warned you about those stairs bro

@Karkalicious_kk619

Жыл бұрын

Homestuck

I wish they would make a third of this

I love how cross-fire hurricane special is just Magicians Red coming out of the ground, lighting a match, then setting it at Polnareff’s feet. Really got me😂

Once again you’ve outdone yourself, this is absolute perfection

@RadLazerBoi

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture what the hell is that video

@FriedMonkey362

2 жыл бұрын

@@RadLazerBoi just some bot, its probably a find trangilation and peace video or smth

0:55 "Hon Hon Hon!" The squads reaction: * P A C M AN*

@ThinkingCrimson

7 ай бұрын

Polnareff: *arrives* The Gang: :V :V :V :V

Where’s part 3 plz I wanna see it all plz upload this more cuz it’s so entertaining

Cant wait for jojo's stardust condensers 3!

This is literally the only Stardust Crusaders recap that actually remembers Anne

Was NOT expecting that use of Polnareff's little gasps, but it was absolutely brilliant! And from now on whenever I contemplate doing something naughty, I'll just picture Avdol tsk'ing me to set me straight. Beautiful work as always, Fax!

This must continue

I really do wonder when your gunna make a part 3 of this! It would be so funny.

2:12 the best "ello luv" ive ever heard

@therealan00bis32

Ай бұрын

imo the greasy SQUELCH before it is what makes it work

I like how Gray had nothing to do with the plane crash and he's just a guy in a bug costume.

Normally when I subscribe to someone I don't normally put notifications on but I just gotta for faxjam bc I just can't quite for part 3 of this lil series bc how humorous and good this is

I'd say I'm waiting for him to finish this part but these two are so good already on there own

2:03 literally every kid when someone goes too far in their game

It's so great to be back as the voice of Avdol for Part 2 of this IMMACULATE series! The VAs blew it out of the water this time for sure.

please do part-3 of stardust crusaders

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE A 3 THESE VIDEOS ARE SO GOOD

0:48 wait a second the plane fell just like jotaro did, is EVERY episode gonna have something/someone falling down a comically large flight of stairs?

@TomBumblemuffin

2 жыл бұрын

That would be so funny, I didn't even think about that. I thought he just did it twice but what if he actually kept doing it?

@X3GreenTea

2 жыл бұрын

Next episode ebony devil's user is gonna fall out of a balcony, so i presume yes

@TomBumblemuffin

2 жыл бұрын

@@X3GreenTea oh right yeah

@zenoschopf2900

2 жыл бұрын

Probably gonna be dio "falling" to set polnareff back

@veryhuman5127

2 жыл бұрын

these are the consequences of not being told about the stairs man

1:37 HOH!!

YOOO!!! I love this

2:32 Fun fact, the boat Strength is bound to is called "Big Daddy" You can look it up, it's true

The way this potraits kakyoin after 0:18 is riddiculously accuarate

@lotus4218

Жыл бұрын

He really said :| in the bg 💀

Why is this so funny.. the animation, the voices, and this golden jokes. I love it

Me: is on phone for 12 seconds My mom: 1:13

We need more of this, this is incredible

Everyone talks about Silver Chariot being a real Chariot with a sword, but I find Star Finger being literally a finger punch move hilarious.

0:24 Me and my younger brother when our parents say they are going to be in charge in the house.

i hope you release 3rd episode this is too funny to bail it

Polnereff is the best Stardust Crusaders Main Character. Any objections? No? Good.

@vaso099

Жыл бұрын

W

I like how the policemen actually improved since your fan-animation on part 1, at least they now caught someone.

I was expecting these parts to be a little bit longer....oh well, I can’t rush perfection, And what I currently am seeing is perfection! Keep up the good work jam

@strrgazrr8029

2 жыл бұрын

maybe they’ll put all the parts together once they’re done with all of it

@mr_box1264

2 жыл бұрын

@@strrgazrr8029 e bloody ey lody boger boger e bloody 2:21

@naniidoodles

Жыл бұрын

Well, a minute of good animation takes about a month to make. How do I know? I have animator friends and I animate sometimes too

I only just now watched Jojo. And started with part 3. Gotta say this is way too accurate.

Man where is part 3 of this

There are a bunch of scenes that I love but for me the tsk tsk at 1:14 is the one that takes the cake!

@themanok178

2 жыл бұрын

i love it as well

This is what perfection looks like.

@gigachad1099

2 жыл бұрын

@Telepture Lol your father still not back with the milk?

3:04 don't click the number

@Raiden_mgrr

Жыл бұрын

Why not?

@123ZaHando

Жыл бұрын

@@Raiden_mgrr u can see the video

@Ancient_Soul9000

10 ай бұрын

What are you talking about?

One day Part 3 will be real

Avdol's absolute determination to get he and his friends to a sanctuary as he paddles away. Brilliant.

I appreciate you adjusting the speed of “drunken sailor” in accordance to the speed of the gorilla, just a minor detail that made me laugh out loud lmao

@FrostGlader

2 жыл бұрын

Orangutan* Forever is an Orangutan. And yes. His name is Forever.

@BadModder

Жыл бұрын

@@FrostGlader and yes he is a stand user and his stand is the boat OH KY GOD HIS STAND IS THE BOAT

Still waiting for part 3

Watching the ape curl back his hair and say "Ello luv" killed me 💀

"German Polnareff doesnt exist he can't hurt you" German Polnareff: 1:00

@davidhong1934

2 жыл бұрын

*French Stroheim

I love how Magician's Red just used a match to light Polnareff

Legend has it, they're still looking for a hotel, but unfortunately for them the nearest hotel that has rooms is in Saudi Arabia

*me waiting for part 3*

I love the “Drunken Sailor” tune that plays in the background of the ship scenes, and even more so how it initially slows down when on the S.S. Stand, but then is sped up during the chase.

2:42 the girl lokkin like Dora the explorer

The fact that the mind control cell was in his Polnarefs hair and not his head makes it 100 time more funny.

0:37 the moment the realization kicks in for Jotaro