JoJo Stands I Could Beat With a Tank

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Last time we did JoJo stands I could beat in a fistfight. Today, I've upgraded my firepower just a little bit.
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  • @javiervejar8889
    @javiervejar888911 ай бұрын

    Avdol stated his Stand can melt steel beams from a jail cell in midair if Star Platinum were to have thrown them at him

  • @javiervejar8889

    @javiervejar8889

    11 ай бұрын

    Also you 100% destroy Highway Star. His Stand punches couldn't even destroy a paper shredder.

  • @Rob_Lucci_

    @Rob_Lucci_

    11 ай бұрын

    That paper shredder was freaking steel.

  • @dylandavid-gallimore

    @dylandavid-gallimore

    11 ай бұрын

    Did you forget the feet that could go through the barrel and into the tank stealing the nutrients from the driver

  • @javiervejar8889

    @javiervejar8889

    11 ай бұрын

    @dylandavid-gallimore moving at 45 mph away from Highway Star would definitely give you enough time to fire a shot or two

  • @dylandavid-gallimore

    @dylandavid-gallimore

    11 ай бұрын

    Yes but that depends if you actually land them

  • @ForgeofAule
    @ForgeofAule11 ай бұрын

    The real threat from Hierophant Green wouldn't be the emerald splash as it would do nothing to the tank but instead the stand getting all noodly and going inside the tank with you.

  • @cyrus8886

    @cyrus8886

    11 ай бұрын

    Technically moat stands are Incorpoeal They can literally just phase inside and pummel you to death

  • @bloodytiger2889

    @bloodytiger2889

    11 ай бұрын

    The emeralds could hit a missile and take him out

  • @thetshadow999animates9

    @thetshadow999animates9

    11 ай бұрын

    @@bloodytiger2889midair??

  • @bigboy1336

    @bigboy1336

    11 ай бұрын

    same deal with six pistols, that would trash a whole tank crew in seconds

  • @speed9553

    @speed9553

    11 ай бұрын

    If Trish got close to the tank she could make the barrel rubbery and then have the tank shell fire back into the tank

  • @ninothewhy7785
    @ninothewhy778511 ай бұрын

    Willy: “If you’re losing to a falcon, I’m beating you with a missile coming out of my tank.” Also Willy: *admits that he would lose to that same falcon with a tank*

  • @danditheassassin8698

    @danditheassassin8698

    10 ай бұрын

    Next time you do this do the steel ball run characters

  • @elilikepizza1344

    @elilikepizza1344

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@danditheassassin8698i think you commented on the wrong place (ik I'm 8 months late)

  • @itwasidio1736
    @itwasidio173611 ай бұрын

    I’d argue that Trish has the same advantage against a tank as Secco. She doesn’t TURN HERSELF into rubber, she makes OTHER OBJECTS rubber. Like tank armor plating.

  • @isaacbruno6950

    @isaacbruno6950

    9 ай бұрын

    And she can easily cut the transformed objects

  • @wilfridekoue1405

    @wilfridekoue1405

    8 ай бұрын

    Plus she's fast enough to make the tank bullets soft

  • @GrzegorzSobkowicz
    @GrzegorzSobkowicz11 ай бұрын

    Objections: Iggy: sand goes inside the tank thought holes. Trish: makes tank barrel into rubber, when you try to fire it just expands like a balloon. Polpo: what about shadows *inside the tank?*

  • @1milping708

    @1milping708

    7 ай бұрын

    What about a light bulb inside the tank?

  • @figard9855

    @figard9855

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@1milping708still a lot of shadows

  • @1milping708

    @1milping708

    7 ай бұрын

    @@figard9855 Ok then. Multiple light bulbs.

  • @figard9855

    @figard9855

    7 ай бұрын

    how would you power them? @@1milping708

  • @castrocyborg8805

    @castrocyborg8805

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@1milping708 where are you going to screw them?

  • @user-os5gv7ly1l
    @user-os5gv7ly1l11 ай бұрын

    He seems to have forgotten that in addition to the main gun, each tank is equipped with several more anti-personnel machine guns. Well, the fact that the tank requires 3-4 people to control, although here I think it’s just an assumption that control comes with the power of thought

  • @redreaper2088

    @redreaper2088

    11 ай бұрын

    The tank,is a stand it covers why he can see stands and why he can operate an entire tank solo

  • @dylandavid-gallimore

    @dylandavid-gallimore

    11 ай бұрын

    Kind of like forever when he controls strength from inside a cage

  • @michaelstimpfl9814

    @michaelstimpfl9814

    8 ай бұрын

    or he just controls the main gun. So he shoots once, and it takes him a minute to reload.

  • @user-os5gv7ly1l

    @user-os5gv7ly1l

    8 ай бұрын

    @@michaelstimpfl9814 If he don't know how to operate the tank it probably take more than minute)

  • @michaelstimpfl9814

    @michaelstimpfl9814

    8 ай бұрын

    @@user-os5gv7ly1l well, then he only got one shot, if he can even start with that.

  • @kyleradams3739
    @kyleradams373911 ай бұрын

    He doesn't realize Magicians Red can VAPORIZE steel. R.I.P Willy (edit: this also implies that Willy even knows how to operate a tank in any capacity.)

  • @DanDoesDnD

    @DanDoesDnD

    7 ай бұрын

    To be fair, if we are giving him the BIGGEST advantage possible and giving him an abrams, they are plated with depleted uranium. No idea how much more heat resistance it has, but i imagine its more than steel.

  • @marche800

    @marche800

    6 ай бұрын

    @@DanDoesDnD Still if it can completely vaporize steel in an instant, it's really only a matter of time before the whole tank is a molten puddle.

  • @congxia
    @congxia11 ай бұрын

    Alternatively for the next video- Which stands could you beat in a fight with hamon? Which stands could you beat in a fight with a random stand? (use a list randomizer and choose the top stand listed)

  • @NotCumin

    @NotCumin

    11 ай бұрын

    I like this one

  • @jefeover945

    @jefeover945

    11 ай бұрын

    what if he gets cheep trick💀

  • @congxia

    @congxia

    11 ай бұрын

    Where there's a will there's a way I guess 👀

  • @dylandavid-gallimore

    @dylandavid-gallimore

    11 ай бұрын

    @@jefeover945 if you get cheap trick then you've already lost

  • @dylandavid-gallimore

    @dylandavid-gallimore

    10 ай бұрын

    What stands could you beat with vampire

  • @electricburst0986
    @electricburst098611 ай бұрын

    Ain’t no way you gonna have a whole video on tanks vs stand and not include bad company

  • @remforrest
    @remforrest11 ай бұрын

    With Hol Horse and Mista you might lose since they both can control the projections of their bullets. Tanks always have gunner hatches, driver view ports, and the gun itself can all lead inside.

  • @Goblin_With_A_Fungus
    @Goblin_With_A_Fungus5 ай бұрын

    The inside of the tank is hidden from the sun, thus you are sitting fully in shadow. Thus, Black Sabath rends you apart.

  • @rayankhan4327
    @rayankhan432711 ай бұрын

    Bro, Silver Chariot without it's armor was so fast it could make people think there were multiple Silver Chariots. Polnareff could easily just slice up the tank. Also, that one move Magicians Red has (I think it's called crossfire hurricane) can send objects flying into the air. If the tank withstands the flames, it's still going to get flung up into the air, hit the ground, and boom, you're dead.

  • @erbyzyrealcuh

    @erbyzyrealcuh

    11 ай бұрын

    tanks have safety measures for getting launched into the air

  • @lunarendor2731

    @lunarendor2731

    11 ай бұрын

    Also its a tank not a skinny dude

  • @randomyoutuber2633

    @randomyoutuber2633

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@erbyzyrealcuhYeah, but it also would cook everyone in the tank as well.

  • @LiquidKami1029

    @LiquidKami1029

    11 ай бұрын

    Silver chariot can literally move faster than light he's cooking up the tank and whoever is inside it

  • @dylandavid-gallimore

    @dylandavid-gallimore

    10 ай бұрын

    Magicians red has the power to melt steel so a tank stands no chance

  • @xmuzaker
    @xmuzaker11 ай бұрын

    Bro Avdol can burn a bar to cinder in the blink of an eye. I'm pretty sure he could melt your tank shells midair and get closer and just melt the entire tank with you inside. You would just die.

  • @slimboarder.o7

    @slimboarder.o7

    11 ай бұрын

    Homelander moment if avdol f Burn thé the bullet it's still gonna exploded on is ass

  • @not_ken420

    @not_ken420

    11 ай бұрын

    @@slimboarder.o7you realize that his heat is in a large radius. he turns his magician’s red high up and it melts before it even gets near him

  • @not_ken420

    @not_ken420

    11 ай бұрын

    @@slimboarder.o7not to mention, this guy has no idea how to use a tank ☠️

  • @ZeallustImmortal

    @ZeallustImmortal

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@slimboarder.o7Not how explosives work

  • @slimboarder.o7

    @slimboarder.o7

    11 ай бұрын

    @@ZeallustImmortal it is lmao if There's such heat the thing would still explode

  • @yippeee8404
    @yippeee840411 ай бұрын

    Didn't know Anne was a stand

  • @WillyNordwrench

    @WillyNordwrench

    11 ай бұрын

    Araki actually hand delivered me a letter (sealed with a kiss) explaining her role in Part 9 (I can't speak anymore under NDA just wait and see)

  • @beastfroggynox8679

    @beastfroggynox8679

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@WillyNordwrench stop gatekeeping info on part 9's protagonist 😡

  • @ICUsleep1260

    @ICUsleep1260

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@WillyNordwrenchthen you couldn't put part 7, 8, and 9 on here

  • @dawg6146

    @dawg6146

    11 ай бұрын

    @@WillyNordwrenchreal

  • @gaIIowsCaIibrator

    @gaIIowsCaIibrator

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@WillyNordwrenchcan you maybe,.... send me that sealed kiss? Please maybe

  • @theodorovaz4427
    @theodorovaz442711 ай бұрын

    Hop horse's bullets are not heat seeking he just straight up controls them

  • @MFS_Is_All_Of_MFS
    @MFS_Is_All_Of_MFS11 ай бұрын

    If Joseph could stop bullets with hair, I'm pretty sure he can stop a tank missile with Hermit Purple

  • @-trimka2841

    @-trimka2841

    10 ай бұрын

    That's only happened, because it was Stroheim's superior german hair.

  • @menaatefadly

    @menaatefadly

    10 ай бұрын

    Can't Hermit Purple just hack the tank making it at least ineffective and just go in and beat the shit out of him with Hamon

  • @elmo2069
    @elmo206911 ай бұрын

    Avdol with magicans red literally made a landmine to beat controlled polneraff which is literally the counter to tanks.

  • @rygornspectre7142
    @rygornspectre714211 ай бұрын

    So who's gonna tell Willy that stands have intangibility built in so the armor of his tank is rendered completely useless?

  • @some_shitposting_idiot3023

    @some_shitposting_idiot3023

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@reio4641whose gonna tell you ignoring very vital parts of a characters ability renders the entire discussion obsolete even if it's Hur dur for fun Hur dur

  • @Kaladoodles0006

    @Kaladoodles0006

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@some_shitposting_idiot3023who's gonna tell you that not all stands can just phase through walls

  • @captnbluehat

    @captnbluehat

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@Kaladoodles0006technically most can, they just don't bc why would they

  • @oltyx6623
    @oltyx662311 ай бұрын

    Emperor's bullets are capable of being manipulated mid flight so Hol Horse could hide behind a rock and just keep on shooting. He could either focus fire on a single point and try to punch through or he could shoot bullets down the barrel of the tank and hit the ammo rack which would cause the tank to explode.

  • @tacticshock9229

    @tacticshock9229

    11 ай бұрын

    also if a bullet hit a shell whilst he was firing the barrel would implode

  • @buster7871

    @buster7871

    11 ай бұрын

    you do NOT know how a tank works

  • @mauricesteel4995

    @mauricesteel4995

    10 ай бұрын

    he could just aim at an opening and kill him directly, Tanks aren't airtight and Hol Horse has perfect control of his bullets.

  • @ItsPixPlays
    @ItsPixPlays11 ай бұрын

    Man Trish's stand will turn you tank shell into rubber the moment it touches them.

  • @Jack_Sinnard
    @Jack_Sinnard9 ай бұрын

    I find it funny how much Willy hyped up Highway Star... when the stand couldn't even destroy a shredder 💀

  • @chewbone9292
    @chewbone929211 ай бұрын

    avdol has melted steel in under a few seconds and has restrained star platinum with his flames, for a short period of time.

  • @nerdkingalpha4958
    @nerdkingalpha495810 ай бұрын

    "i'm taking out joseph joestar with a tank" Like hell you are. hermit purple? oh yeah, that thing loses. But joeseph? ain't no way

  • @kingpengu8895
    @kingpengu889511 ай бұрын

    Bro doesn’t know that basically every stand can slice and break the tank specially Polnareff and basically all of them are faster than light in term of scaling 💀

  • @jefeover945

    @jefeover945

    11 ай бұрын

    bro spice gril bouta make yo tank a trampoline while u still inside💀

  • @Gamer-qr8ee

    @Gamer-qr8ee

    11 ай бұрын

    @@jefeover945 imagine u randomly start bouncing and at some point break your neck because youre slamming into the tank roof

  • @darthnader5745

    @darthnader5745

    11 ай бұрын

    polnareff was never shown cutting through anything larger than a lamp post, so no, he cant

  • @jefeover945

    @jefeover945

    11 ай бұрын

    @@darthnader5745can it take being hit at the speed of light? IS IT AS STRONG AS DIAMOND? (when polnareffs stand fought star platinum even if it was buffed it needs to take diamond crushing power in order to not just die when star platinum hits it once)

  • @MyRobloxisZenith1063

    @MyRobloxisZenith1063

    11 ай бұрын

    @@jefeover945 his range is still short and he cant see where you are inside the tank so the only way is if he has insane luck and hits him in a vital spotfirst try because he only has one shot with his sword

  • @indigobird3454
    @indigobird345411 ай бұрын

    I think you would beat Cioccolatta because when would you be going downwards, just stand still?

  • @Riomy13

    @Riomy13

    11 ай бұрын

    True, unless he has Secco with him, it's not easy for him to attack a person inside a tank.

  • @shinycake143

    @shinycake143

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Riomy13 he ranked secco separately so i'm pretty sure the tank could just blow him up

  • @ninjamafia192

    @ninjamafia192

    11 ай бұрын

    Secco could also make the ground under the tank soft

  • @PISSWASSER996

    @PISSWASSER996

    11 ай бұрын

    Activate it while above the tank? Like what he did with Bruno's crew?

  • @dunwuco179
    @dunwuco17911 ай бұрын

    "Only stand users can see stands 🤓🤓" *HIS TANK IS THE STAND*

  • @lemonlebowski1397
    @lemonlebowski139711 ай бұрын

    Stand User: Willy Nordwrench Stand Name: Tank Park Salute Power: A Speed: D Durability: B Range: B Precision: C Potential: E Description: It's a tank. Just a tank.

  • @user-um1np8fx3j

    @user-um1np8fx3j

    11 ай бұрын

    Precision should be A and Range should be A as well, imo. Also modern tanks get as fast as some cars now, so maybe a C for speed.

  • @KenSG-jz2zn

    @KenSG-jz2zn

    3 күн бұрын

    a goofed up base m1 abrams with absolutely no upgrades

  • @glitchguy3264
    @glitchguy326411 ай бұрын

    "i have no problem crushing a child" Willy- 2023

  • @DounutBeep
    @DounutBeep11 ай бұрын

    next vid: "jojo stands I could beat with a Nuke"

  • @powerpexel871
    @powerpexel87111 ай бұрын

    don't forget that stray cat can create air bubble shields

  • @MainStreamBacon
    @MainStreamBacon11 ай бұрын

    The real question is.... Does he even have practice of using a tank?

  • @TheCollectorMagnolia

    @TheCollectorMagnolia

    11 ай бұрын

    I just assumed that was his stand

  • @DrLiam-fg6wd

    @DrLiam-fg6wd

    11 ай бұрын

    also what type of tank is he using? because if we were to say ANY tank (that has been thought off IE. planned to be built in war) then the best choice for fire power and size, the best choice would the Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte. while it was never built and used, it is possible he can use it.

  • @grandpa8877
    @grandpa887711 ай бұрын

    Iggy could just literally cover up the literal part where the missiles get fired and if you fire it then the tank is just gonna explode, pet shop would be too fast for a tank and is too small and there is the fact that he can just freeze the tank or the part where it fires which is definitely gonna just get you killed as he doesn’t need to go inside to kill you, he can suffocate you as the frozen tank won’t have a way to let air in and so after a good awhile your gonna suffocate

  • @dxmascus
    @dxmascus11 ай бұрын

    timestamps: start: 0:00 end: 11:50 NEXT VIDEO: "Stands I could Beat with my willy"

  • @GalleonManna

    @GalleonManna

    11 ай бұрын

    WIN: The Hand(Job)

  • @AMBATUKAMceo

    @AMBATUKAMceo

    11 ай бұрын

    next video: "Stands I can beat with my glasses"

  • @H3V0K
    @H3V0KАй бұрын

    Pretend the tank is his stand then you know how he can see stands

  • @evolvingmc173
    @evolvingmc17311 ай бұрын

    “Only a stand can hurt a stand” (except for when they don’t)

  • @PhinMura
    @PhinMuraАй бұрын

    I feel like Silver Chariot has a good chance at winning when the armor comes off. It moved so fast that you couldn't see it and it was also holding Polnareff, so as long as Chariot is carrying his user, I think he can close the distance

  • @Metalcry146
    @Metalcry14611 ай бұрын

    Avdol would cook you from inside fr

  • @brunolike8631
    @brunolike86312 ай бұрын

    Willy: if he is losing to a bird, he is losing to a talk Also Willy: _[loses to a bird]_

  • @Sewerwoman
    @Sewerwoman13 күн бұрын

    "Emerald blade could destroy a clock, yeah i need a miracle" "Aerosmith destroyed a car, nah clocks are stronger im favored"

  • @manoloskolosgr
    @manoloskolosgr11 ай бұрын

    i wonder how many videos it will take until you get the whole military on your side

  • @goodwife6284

    @goodwife6284

    11 ай бұрын

    This makes me wonder what stands could resist artillery fire.

  • @CreativeUsername1144
    @CreativeUsername114411 ай бұрын

    A few corrections with the list. Magicians Red can melt your tank easily. Echoes act 3's 3-freeze range is only 5 meters. Tanks can move faster than Highway Star (Highway Star has a top speed of 60 km/h not mph. 60 km/h is only around 37 mph, so your tank can out speed it.), most stands that have A-level speed are around light speed, meaning Spice Girl can make your tank shots rubbery and thus negate the power of them, you talked about characters who can bank shot but still think Mista loses despite being the best at bank shotting?

  • @vocalsam3608

    @vocalsam3608

    11 ай бұрын

    There's a tube in the tank, as long as Mista is hidden, he's gonna shoot six bullets(I can't say the actual stand name because of guidelines) and they'll change the bullets direction and destroy Willy

  • @LiquidKami1029

    @LiquidKami1029

    11 ай бұрын

    Most A tier speed stands are actually mftl bc silver chariot with the armor is mftl

  • @PISSWASSER996

    @PISSWASSER996

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@LiquidKami1029attack speed, most people will misunderstand your statement and assume you are wrong

  • @LiquidKami1029

    @LiquidKami1029

    11 ай бұрын

    @@PISSWASSER996 also has mftl reaction speed

  • @Zyrdrakyll

    @Zyrdrakyll

    11 ай бұрын

    even if theyre rybbery the energy of the shot will still kill

  • @Eel_man
    @Eel_man11 ай бұрын

    7:30 I think he forgot that Trish ripped a plane in half

  • @nathanpfirman625
    @nathanpfirman62511 ай бұрын

    Hermit purple could just take over your tank and render it a weapon against you.

  • @Eevee860
    @Eevee8606 ай бұрын

    Stray cat shoots your tank shot, stopping it instantly, you can not hit him

  • @EepyLittleVio
    @EepyLittleVio11 ай бұрын

    You could win any fight if you replace the current armor on your tank with the same plot armor the characters wear lol

  • @nikoanimations2289
    @nikoanimations228911 ай бұрын

    He has a stand, his ability is to predict whether he would win or loose against his opponents according to the circumstances

  • @Diostextingstories
    @Diostextingstories9 ай бұрын

    Joeseph would just buy a drone strike

  • @BorisBrigadeDoesStuff
    @BorisBrigadeDoesStuff6 ай бұрын

    Ways the people that Willy put in win could win Hermit Purple. Could make a map to find a hatch or possibly a weak spot The Fool: Filling the barrel with sand and protecting himself by making a dome Darby’s: trying to kill them with a tank would count as cheating and have you instantly lose your soul Death 13: Depends if you already knew the baby was the user Yukako: She could pick you up and slam you down multiple times Rat: firing through hatches and weapon barrels Stray cat: blocking weapon barrels or shooting through them

  • @adamsandberg4943
    @adamsandberg494311 ай бұрын

    Willy: i Could beat iggy if he’s losing to a bird Also willy losing to the same bird

  • @Sam_Less
    @Sam_Less11 ай бұрын

    I have to say made in heaven would rather be a need a miracle because the tank and wat ever it shoot will also be accelerated because the only thing that isn’t accelerated are other human than Puccie so it is like if he had no speed but you had like really bad reflexes, still a need a miracle but not a death

  • @gortthecapybara4095
    @gortthecapybara409511 ай бұрын

    1:04 or if Polnareff pulls of a Jetstream Sam and cuts the tank bullet in half

  • @iisonclamity4530
    @iisonclamity453010 ай бұрын

    Man forgot that Jospeh can use hamon on hermit purple to transmit he can just electrocute you from inside the tank and doge around you by swinging around

  • @shrekkek9396
    @shrekkek93969 ай бұрын

    Joseph could take control of the tank like he did with a plane, so you're dead.

  • @yagzefebektemur99
    @yagzefebektemur9923 күн бұрын

    7:03 "A car isn't a tank", which means that he will believe it or not win against Pet Shop going by that logic.

  • @tokatstorm9270
    @tokatstorm927010 ай бұрын

    It's important to note that she's ranking Stands, not Stand Users he could beat. If some random Jojo-schmo had Hermit Purple, you could obliterate them with a tank, no question. Fighting *Joesph Joester* armed with Hermit purple, when he's still a cool 60 years old? That's rougher. I don't like those odds.

  • @SoundChariot
    @SoundChariot2 ай бұрын

    Imagine stray cat shooting a bubble (which is invisible) right throught the barrel of the tank's canon.

  • @doublebbastard7514
    @doublebbastard751411 ай бұрын

    “Oh, but look at what the emerald splash did to a clock, their is no way that a TANK, could withstand something that destroyed a CLOCK”

  • @marcusmarin6702

    @marcusmarin6702

    8 ай бұрын

    bro kakyoin was on his last breath, that emerald splash will be more powerfull if he was not injured

  • @robloxgaming8170
    @robloxgaming817011 ай бұрын

    Your dying if you fight polnareff withput armor.Your basically fighting 8 stands at once and stray cat can just condense the air around it and take no explosion damage.

  • @youraveragejojoenjoyer
    @youraveragejojoenjoyer11 ай бұрын

    next video: stands i could beat with star platinum

  • @mr.x991
    @mr.x99110 ай бұрын

    Avdol can VAPORIZE STEEL MIDAIR. He said it to Jotaro in the first few episodes. You're screwed there bro. (Dead) Hierophant Green could burrow into the tank, maybe, but at least Emerald Splash does nothing (Between You're Favoured and Need Miracle) Iggy technically has no limit on his sand control. He can bury your tank in seconds if he wants, but if you don't START on sand, Iggy wont have a stand, so you cant say "ooh I start on a metal ship" because you're tryna fight the STAND. He is still a dog, but The Fool would be OP if you give him an inch. (Need Miracle) It's arguable that Hol Horse can shoot inside the barrel and bend it so it hits you. Think about it. Silver Chariot can move fast enough to make afterimages but Hol Horse's bullet curved around the sword at full speed. Nah, you'll need a miracle in that he would be too scared to try it. (Need Miracle) Ndoul can control water by sensing vibrations because he's blind but his other senses are maxed out. With how loud your tank would be, he could easily sense you while out of your tank's vision range, and seeing as Geb can take down a Helicopter, you'd be ripped up if you dont make a lucky shot at him. (Need Miracle) Unless you're horny enough to let her convince you, you won't be able to touch an outlet while in a tank. Plus, even if you did, she has to be really close to you for the magnetism to even be significant, and you could easily crush her if she was close by. Now you would win easily, but I have to account for horniness. (You're Favoured) Crazy Diamond is nowhere near as strong as Star Platinum but he is fast as hell. Still, it's a close range stand so... (Need Miracle) If you liked JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, you'd like Rohan's manga on-sight. He can't touch you, but once you see it, its GG. Then again, he'd be far away for his safety, and it's gonna be hard to see from that far. (You're Favoured) Ok, For Kira's First Bomb, he has to touch you or the tank to surefire kill you. Otherwise he can throw rocks like grenades, which can indeed do damage but he's a midde aged man. He'd have to be a little close to throw near the tank and you could shoot him. (You're Favoured) For Kira's Second Bomb, its over. He doesn't have to be near you to use it, it can just sense the heat of the tank's engine and it is INDESTRUCTIBLE. (Dead) For Kira's Third Bomb, it won't even activate. From what I understand, it needs a "witness" to work, and if you two are alone, nothing will work (Win) So, averaging out the values, you need to PRAY he doesn't use Sheer Heart Attack. Otherwise, you slam. (Between You're Favoured and Need Miracle) GE (No Requiem) has the damage frogs but that's mostly it. He could also plant a tree but he needs to throw it or something. (You're Favoured) GER... (Dead) Aerosmith's bombs and bullets are legit. How could you make the flying argument for Pet Shop but not for Aerosmith? The tank's carbon emmisions mean that the plane can sense you without Narancia being there. (Need Miracle) Mista... Just look at what i said for Hol Horse and remove the part about cowardice. Even if he misses, Sex Pistols wil make sure it enters the barrel. Hell, one can be inside waiting to direct it at your balls. Better hope he only has 4 bullets. (Need Miracle) How would you even fight Black Sabbath? Ok, let's assume you let the flame go out... You'd be in the shadowy cockpit of the tank, bro. I mean, maybe you have the will to make your own stand, but you dont even have the will to withstand Mariah, let's be honest (Need Miracle)

  • @Tridrip
    @Tridrip11 ай бұрын

    you could've explained everything with "the tank is my stand"

  • @suslilymogus6367
    @suslilymogus636710 ай бұрын

    did you forget that inside of a tank is dark so Popos Stand can get inside the tank and can and will kill you

  • @goobiesnoobs
    @goobiesnoobs10 ай бұрын

    “Little bite the dust character” i am convinced he’s never watched jojo

  • @azzychentnik1663
    @azzychentnik16636 күн бұрын

    My dude, mista's whole thing is bank shots, he literally has the ability to snipe you from any angle

  • @Unable-rz4jc
    @Unable-rz4jc11 ай бұрын

    bro magician's red would tun the barrel into a wet cardboard pipe

  • @midnight2240
    @midnight224011 ай бұрын

    I feel like the only way Anne would beat Willy is if she snuck into the tank and stabbing him with that pocket knife she carries, but that would be a miracle in it of itself since he would probably yeet her off.

  • @fortnitesexman
    @fortnitesexman10 ай бұрын

    well, not only are you unable to see a LOT of the stands, but you're also completely unable to TOUCH alot of the stands too what would almost always happen is that the stands phase through your tank and kill you to death

  • @pranaymukala4398
    @pranaymukala43989 ай бұрын

    what is joseph gonna do? Joesph: NIGERUNDAYOOOOO also joseph: U FELL FOR IT. *clogs the tank's missile devilvery system and makes the tank blow up* ggs

  • @rcmg4013
    @rcmg40138 ай бұрын

    You have zero chances of winning against Iggy if the tanks aren't airtight.

  • @kakyoinnoriaki5167
    @kakyoinnoriaki516712 күн бұрын

    Just a reminder that Spice Girl's destructive power is A, like Star Platinum, while Gold Experience is C. If she reach for your tank before you can land a shot, she can flatten it like rubber, or like a can.

  • @Dr.BubblesIsKanji.
    @Dr.BubblesIsKanji.4 ай бұрын

    Put someone who doesn’t know how to use a tank, in a tank, and make him fight supernatural super beings.

  • @DanilegoPlays
    @DanilegoPlays10 ай бұрын

    I'm guessing we're ignoring the fact Stands can go through solid objects like tanks and kill you inside

  • @TigerGT64

    @TigerGT64

    5 ай бұрын

    Remember that the Stand must protect the user aswell

  • @Eevee860
    @Eevee8606 ай бұрын

    Made in heaven would cause your tank to literally disintegrate as millenia pass for the tank

  • @eldogoslolxd4860
    @eldogoslolxd486011 ай бұрын

    I got faster to the video than my dad left me

  • @dharma-pp3xb

    @dharma-pp3xb

    11 ай бұрын

    Ik

  • @sabea3275
    @sabea327511 ай бұрын

    Bites the dust hit you so hard it sent the video into an ad😂

  • @Eevee860
    @Eevee8606 ай бұрын

    If kira doesn't have stray cat in him that he can not fight at a distance, sheer heart attack is a normal explosion and the tank is resistant to it, he is not getting a instant death bomb anywhere near you before the tank takes him out

  • @mafiaboss3077
    @mafiaboss30774 ай бұрын

    I cant believe you gave the bank shot to polnareff who's a close range fighter most of the time, but not mista who's power redirects bullets.

  • @cumcer6140
    @cumcer614011 ай бұрын

    You would still lose all of them. No way in hell you'll be operating that tank alone

  • @user-vz8zu2xv6o
    @user-vz8zu2xv6o11 ай бұрын

    Blud is going to war with the stands

  • @poopoopeepee6834
    @poopoopeepee683410 ай бұрын

    Rohan doesn’t need you to look at his manga to book you

  • @SpaceLemon.
    @SpaceLemon.24 күн бұрын

    Highway Star had trouble with a car door, you are probably fine.

  • @vocalsam3608
    @vocalsam360811 ай бұрын

    Mista could technically shoot from a far as long as six bullet (I won't say the actual name because of the guidelines) kicks the bullet into the tanks missile hole, the stand can literally change the direction of the shot which kills you

  • @Shroomie420

    @Shroomie420

    11 ай бұрын

    Sex Pistols, the actual name is Sex Pistols. ^^

  • @vocalsam3608

    @vocalsam3608

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Shroomie420 Ik, but I won't say it due to the guidelines

  • @chaosoli33
    @chaosoli332 ай бұрын

    0:34 he can see the stands. He has the stand ,, EGAL ,, from the German musician Michael Wendler and his ability is to see stands and know about them because of a series he watched. So unlike other stand users, he knows what’s coming for him. His stand has no physical appearance other than to be his left kidney. It can’t attack or something. It’s just there. And if this stand is hit then it damages only his left kidney

  • @Dormonos
    @Dormonos11 ай бұрын

    Maybe some day part 7 stands will be in here

  • @TictacmanRBLX
    @TictacmanRBLX11 ай бұрын

    He can see the stands his stand is called funny af, it makes so he’s really funny

  • @arcaneasp
    @arcaneasp9 ай бұрын

    he can see the stands because the tank is. the stand

  • @jaxwarp8373
    @jaxwarp8373Ай бұрын

    I like how modern Tank Cannons have a range of like, a mile or more, meaning you couod have jusr blown up everyone exceot Diavolo and Shigechi without them even seeing you

  • @protege6383
    @protege6383Ай бұрын

    Bro had to include a child with zero stand on a “stands I can beat” just to get any semblance of a win, Joseph could very likely still beat the fuck outta a tank I’m pretty sure he did that in part 2 without a stand

  • @protege6383

    @protege6383

    Ай бұрын

    Also “A car isn’t a tank” yet you think Highway star is disassembling your tank when it couldn’t escape a car?

  • @G.A.M.E.R.-
    @G.A.M.E.R.-11 ай бұрын

    Your tank is your stand, Take me Home Country Roads

  • @yadudemellow7492
    @yadudemellow74929 ай бұрын

    And in this video we watch a grown man desperately try to gain a feeling of control and failing miserably

  • @FinnM375
    @FinnM37511 ай бұрын

    Diavolo: brings a tank Half of bucciaratis crew:💥

  • @MyRobloxisZenith1063
    @MyRobloxisZenith106311 ай бұрын

    #1 emerald splash would not destroy the tank and the loading time for it is long #2 koichi is not damaging your tank unless the ground under is harder than the tank #3 if you are on solid ground you destroy strengh because its a boat. and it has no long ranged attacks #4 crazy diamond has to get close, if you had time to aim for josuke before the start you just blast him. #5 harvest would have to get inside the tank to dissasenble it and shigechi's lazy A$s isnt moving so you can just blast him. #6 if kira doesnt have stray cat than he has to grab a rock and throw it to you and even then the tank is pretty resistant and bites the dust is a protective stand not offensive so just blast kira.#7 the worst giorno can do without ger is plant trees to immobilize you but it will take time so you have plenty to blast him depending on the distance between you.#8 fugo's stand has like a 2 meter range he cant hit you unless he gets close and you can blast him. same thing for bruno unless he goes underground wich is really unlikely.#9 ciocolatta cant kill you unless you get lower than you are but without secco he cant make you sink wich gives you the W. #10 Notorious BIG gets bigger with the hate so if you didnt kill the user he wont attack . and considering you did unless you attack it he wont attack you because he is blind so just get out of the tank and run and its a draw.#11 jolyne has short range and considering a reasonable starting distance you blast her.

  • @kamsiokoli3209

    @kamsiokoli3209

    11 ай бұрын

    Kira could use bomb type 2 which is long range and couldn't giorno turn the tank to any animal or plant he wants even without GER

  • @MyRobloxisZenith1063

    @MyRobloxisZenith1063

    11 ай бұрын

    @@kamsiokoli3209 bomb type 2 is heat seeking but also slow so no chance he hits it without dying first and giorno needs to touch the object

  • @kamsiokoli3209

    @kamsiokoli3209

    10 ай бұрын

    @@MyRobloxisZenith1063 Its very easy for giorno to get close ,any missile shot at him he can turn to an insect which will go back to its orign (i.e the tank) and transform back

  • @MyRobloxisZenith1063

    @MyRobloxisZenith1063

    10 ай бұрын

    @@kamsiokoli3209 yes but it will lose its previous momentum and merely touch the tank and also the missiles explode unpon contact

  • @silentwarp_
    @silentwarp_11 ай бұрын

    hey willy! love your vids :3

  • @nockthegoat
    @nockthegoat11 ай бұрын

    Bro used the coldest piece of Kira fanart.

  • @trafficconesrock4742
    @trafficconesrock47427 ай бұрын

    Willy: Yeah, I can beat Iggy. He lost to a falcon. Also Willy: So, I think Pet Shop wins against me. He has ice powers.

  • @mikeyfriis
    @mikeyfriis10 ай бұрын

    Hermit purple could potentially get itself into the tank and try to grab the shots.

  • @nanowithbeans2511
    @nanowithbeans25114 ай бұрын

    Corrections: Put Mariah in "I'm favored" SO LONG AS you know when to redirect the tank parts against her, literally even the tank wheels would be enough to knock her the F out. (Increased chances if you would use one of the tank crews as a second magnet) With aerosmith, yeah...you're gonna die, surface attacks from aircraft bombs are a tank's worst nemesis next to a javelin surface attack. Take 1 W and 1 L

  • @CodWalrus
    @CodWalrus8 ай бұрын

    He compares a clock to a tank with hierophant green, but narancia blowing up a obviously wont work.

  • @mrjuanki23
    @mrjuanki2311 ай бұрын

    Stands he missed: The sun Justice High priestess Yellow temperance Empress Lovers Wheel of fortune Hanged man Ebony devil Tower of gray Dark blue moon Khnum Toth Seth Anubis

  • @jacksonhoiland2664

    @jacksonhoiland2664

    11 ай бұрын

    He missed more, like bad company but I hadnt even noticed all of those ones

  • @mrjuanki23

    @mrjuanki23

    11 ай бұрын

    @@jacksonhoiland2664 I had also put those like more comments in this comment but they have vanishes

  • @NoxGoesWild
    @NoxGoesWild11 ай бұрын

    Bro, you are so underrated

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