Him getting drunk was legit.

@frogglen6350

7 ай бұрын

YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE

@shortguy07

4 ай бұрын

Wait fr?!

@Octofox01

3 ай бұрын

🥴🤬😵‍💫

@Joshua_Quinzel_Isley

21 күн бұрын

It cracked me up so hard.

"Congratulations, sir! You have just collected all the Shine Sprites!" "Great! What do I win?" "Nothing! Now get out!"

@itzorin600

6 ай бұрын

That's why I never 100% of Mario game except for Galaxy

@Mac14329

4 ай бұрын

The picture of the whole cast isn’t really “nothing”, but it’s not a good reward either.

@okagron

3 ай бұрын

@@Mac14329 It might as well be nothing. The reward in 64 isn't all that great (i think it's the triple jump, Yoshi being on the roof of the castle and Yoshi giving Mario 100 lives). The 64 rewards kind of suck because you are basically done with the game, but it's still better than a postcard and nothing else. Not to mention Sunshine is a sequel and sequels should in principle improve upon the failings of the previous entries, not be worse.

@Mac14329

3 ай бұрын

@@okagron I did say that it still wasn’t a good reward. Also, I didn’t know Sunshine was a sequel.

@SuperLuis225

Ай бұрын

​@okagron this reminds me of the spyro 2 reward for 100%ing the game... a super fire breath.... cool, this is worthless seeing as the game is done... thanks for nothing 😂

Peach does try to speak up for Mario, at the trial, she raises her hand and says, 'Objection!' and the judge just overrules her because he's on a rant.

@psychie8625

3 жыл бұрын

War should've been declared then and there.

@LibraG89

3 жыл бұрын

@@psychie8625 War is hell

@tracyndiyob162

2 жыл бұрын

with how mario had an entire kingdom he saved in mario 64/peach to back him up always felt bad for mario in that regard.(especially when at times the piantas honestly deserved their mess.)

@crystalgemgirl731

Жыл бұрын

Those guys are jerks.

As a political science major, I appreciate Johnny's analysis of the lack of individual rights in Isle Delfino.

@GiordanDiodato

9 жыл бұрын

no1reallycaresabout2 despite the fact it's a game so it shouldn't matter.

@sinklar7946

9 жыл бұрын

Giordan Diodato There's a little something called "suspension of disbelief", and it's important to maintain that when engaging in any fictional medium, in this case a video game.

@GiordanDiodato

9 жыл бұрын

Anthony Iacobucci No? Does Space Invaders have suspension of disbelief?

@sinklar7946

9 жыл бұрын

Giordan Diodato The fact that you're comparing Space Invaders to a 21st century Mario title just proves how desperate you are to denounce the need for suspension of disbelief in video games lmao.

@GiordanDiodato

9 жыл бұрын

Anthony Iacobucci OK. How about AVGN Adventures? That's 21st century. Super Meat Boy?

10:25 This is why I love you Johnny. Intelligent, concise, well thought out points and arguments. and then suddenly dropping all of that to say what we're all thinking.

@KidSnivy69

8 жыл бұрын

Right on!

@erictounge4549

8 жыл бұрын

and he is a smart sonic fan(need more

@averyhunt1890

8 жыл бұрын

+KidSnivy69 Right There, Right On!!!!

@everythingyoucantouchandse6786

7 жыл бұрын

YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE

@megacrashthehedgehog5377

6 жыл бұрын

well said

Johnny's druken stupor has to be among the best things on this fantastic channel.

@The_Chosen_Heretic

8 жыл бұрын

That made the review for me. XD

@paulollarsabaiii9824

8 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if it's real or not.

@crono3015

8 жыл бұрын

Yoshi juice for everyone!

@nightcrawler1924

8 жыл бұрын

indeed XD

@mikeyburris5596

7 жыл бұрын

I died on that part

Its so ironic that they say "Have a relaxing vacation!", when in fact, if you played this game during your vacation, you had anything but!

@user-sp2jg9rx8r

4 жыл бұрын

Cruel irony.

@Gadget-Walkmen

3 жыл бұрын

It's still a fun amazing game! don't hate!

@user-dw6uk9kz9q

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gadget-Walkmen He will if he wants to. It's his opinion and it's fine

@Gadget-Walkmen

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-dw6uk9kz9q Do you hate the game or something?

@user-dw6uk9kz9q

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gadget-Walkmen I don't. I respect any mario game bad or not because he is my childhood. What I do believe tho is that everyone has different opinions and you should respect it.

I doubt Peach even knows where babies come from.

@kylecampbell565

8 жыл бұрын

Actually she had a good reason to consider BJ was her son babies come from storks

@azzzanadra

8 жыл бұрын

+Kyle Campbell no, she is just stupid, if she was his mother mario would have noticed.

@ClassicSonicFan2012

8 жыл бұрын

+Gunarm Dyne 40th like!

@BlackangelKatakuri

7 жыл бұрын

Gunarm Dyne Or what the a brain is.

@_V.Va_

5 жыл бұрын

Nintendo really makes Peach look dumb in the mainline games. She actually feels like a character in the RPG's. Well usually.

I love how a ton of you noticed the Xbox One almost immediately. :) It was a half and half deal I made with my brother. I was gonna get one eventually anyway, so why not pay just half the price?

@ToskiHeroAndEHAN

10 жыл бұрын

I've heard that the Xbox One isn't as bad as people thought it would turn out to be. Is that true?

@mayxeno

10 жыл бұрын

YAY DRUNK JOHNNY

@CocainePapi

10 жыл бұрын

Does this mean possible Xbox One or PS4 Let's Play... maybe the new Batman who knows!!!!

@SCFick318

10 жыл бұрын

ToskiHero and EHAN oh with out a doubt, its fixed all of the initial problems they came out with and they almost have the UI all sorted out. I have all three consoles and i have to say that the xbox one's controller is better in every aspect compared to the ps4 except the d-pad. None of the consoles, as you must know, have an extensive library of games its really just preference. The graphics look identical, your naked eye cant pick up graphical differences past 702 pixels. And when it comes down to it, its all about your friends and what they have, or in someones case like Johnny's, its completely on preference. I think if you want to pick a system on preference id say ps4, but since i have a ton of friends that have the x1, ive had a way better time. Friends can lengthen or shorten the lifespan of a game

@fusionruby

10 жыл бұрын

Nice xbone

Johnny subtly waving for Peach to move 3 steps over is one of the greatest bits in his entire channel. Kills me every time.

@ShadowtheYouTuber523

Ай бұрын

Oh my god, I always thought he was waving to the camera cuz it focused on her from too far away.

I guess this is why the pianta's are mobsters in Thousand Year Door

@jjc4924

6 жыл бұрын

And for some reason, they're back in Galaxy 2 and they're still pricks.

@apollorock3r244

5 жыл бұрын

It’s even more noticeable in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door when they even dress up like monsters in that game.

@manuelpatino7863

5 жыл бұрын

@@apollorock3r244 Monsters?! Don't you mean, "mobsters"?

@apollorock3r244

5 жыл бұрын

Manuel Patiño Yeah. It was supposed to be mobsters. I guess autocorrect just changed it without me knowing it.

@filletofish2200

4 жыл бұрын

@@manuelpatino7863 *M O N S T E R S*

*Johnny Angrily Walks Into Classroom* Teacher: Oh hi Johnny, how was your summer? Johnny: *Silently glares at teacher, turns around and goes to sit at desk*

Slow this down, it makes Johnny sound so much more drunk

@GamingGods64aemilandwalid

9 жыл бұрын

Mggevans Oh year

@mooganify

9 жыл бұрын

Mggevans Thank you.

YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE! :D

@wojak-sensei6424

9 жыл бұрын

***** *YAY!*

@zayaannashrid1374

8 жыл бұрын

+Buster Bash Gaming YOSHI JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@alder613

8 жыл бұрын

BREAKDANCING EGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

@neildivins2844

7 жыл бұрын

MY BANANAS... ARE IN THE FAT. (If you get that reference, you get a high-five)

@simontegbrink5048

7 жыл бұрын

HIGHFIVE!

I have to agree. The blue coins are miserable. There's no reason to attempt them without a guide, given that some will only appear in certain missions on each stage. And that's assuming you want to try at all. I love going for the shine sprites. Even the pachinko machine and Lily pad death river. They're a right pain in the ass, but at least I know where they are and how to get them. They're challenging. I don't have to scour the same stage up to 8 times in different missions to find the last blue coin. That's not a challenge, that's alienating the player. I 100% every Mario game I play. Every star in 64 and both Galaxy games, full 5 star completion on the NSMB series, all that. But I refuse to get 120 shines in Sunshine. It sucks. It's not fun

@iexist_15

3 жыл бұрын

So... I got Super Mario 3D All Stars when it came out. Even though I got 100% on my copy of Galaxy AND Galaxy 2 (One of my proudest moments as a gamer was beating The Perfect Run. And oh yeah, obviously it sucks that they didn't include Galaxy 2.) Even though I got all *150* stars in Super Mario 64 DS. But I have never played Sunshine before SM3DAS. And I feel like a masochist. I mean I do have 99 Shines and I'm slowly chipping away at every area in the game. But... I only have like about 150 blue coins. And I still have to beat the Lily Pad. And Pinna Park Episode 8 (The balloons on the roller coaster) At least I beat the Pachinko machine (something my brother couldn't do) and the Sand Bird. So I'm going on this long spiel to ask... How much hell am I in for to find the remaining 90-something blue coins?

@tilerh17

3 жыл бұрын

@@iexist_15 I mean when I say, you want a guide. I love a lot about Sunshine, but blue coins aren't one of those things. If you're bent on finding them all without a guide, you're in for some real shit. Some of them are super obscure. And like I mentioned, only available in certain missions. I applaud the person who has it in them to get through everything, but it is not a good time on your own unless aimless scavenger hunts are your thing

@iexist_15

3 жыл бұрын

@@tilerh17 Good thing I've been to Super Mario Wiki so much in the last 5 months it's been added to my "Frequently Visited" section of my search bar. To be honest I haven't specifically been on the hunt for the blue coins yet, the only places that I really need it for are Noki Bay, Sirena Beach, and Pianta Village. Then again, when I saw the blue coins in Corona Mountain for the first time (I had already died about 10 times from trying to steer the goddamn boat) I immediately avoided them and went straight to Bowser. Even then, I usually haven't been a guy who needs to 100% stuff. The only games of done that for are the Mario Games I mentioned, the port of Majora's Mask on the 3DS, and Madden 12 on the Wii (seriously). I'm only really doing this because 1. I'm trying to keep myself occupied until Bowser's Fury gets released and the Wii U becomes even more irrelevant (and maybe BoTW 2 and Galaxy 3 pls pls pls). 2. I kind of want to get a lot of value out of SM3DAS and the best way to do that is to 100% every game. And 3. Especially between me and my brother, I have a lot of pride with completing stuff that's hard as balls. Saying that you beat it makes dying 50+ times on The Perfect Run worth it. Having to deal with Dreadnought Galaxy's purple coins and the stupid trash Stars twice makes it worth it when you finally get the last star. Somehow getting every Star in Tick-Tock Clock and Rainbow Ride is worth it when you get to go up to the roof and read Yoshi's spelling typo. Johnny said that the only thing 100%ing Sunshine is worth is bragging rights, and sometimes that's good enough for me. But it still would've been better if they did more than just a picture. (Like what if it turned out that the picture was a postcard that Mario sent to Luigi and we got a cutscene of him reading it at his mansion and that inspires him to go to Isle Delfino and we could play as Luigi. Wouldn't that have been so much better?) But you probably didn't want to hear me go on this long monologue about nothing, did you? I'll stop.

@novustalks7525

3 жыл бұрын

Sunshine as a whole just isn’t fun. It’s broken and unbalanced

@alexanderkosten7611

2 жыл бұрын

There isn't even a point to collecting them, because only the 49 specific Shines from clearing the 7th mission of all 7 stages matters! This game's structure is seriously flawed.

And now... "So then... you're back. Again."

Looks like Johnny's summer... Has been wasted.

@crossthrust7700

10 жыл бұрын

and he got wasted

@SomecallmeJohnny

10 жыл бұрын

Gah...the pun.

@TheNadroj10

10 жыл бұрын

Good review Johnny thank you and I can't wait for the galaxy reviews.

@Oscar_Cortes

10 жыл бұрын

SomecallmeJohnny the pun indeed.

@onesonicguy

10 жыл бұрын

Ted is that you?

I couldn't take my eyes away. I often forget how beautiful this game is, and I loved the focus on the controls! It's something that is often forgotten. While I'll admit, it's not my favorite Mario game (my nostalgia boner is too hard for Super Mario 64, both N64 and DS), it's charm is definitely something that can't be imitated. Great review :) But TO HELL WITH THE BLUE COINS!!!

@mejiacantillogustavo

10 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one here that loves Sunshine. DEATH TO THE BLUE COINS!

@helic360

10 жыл бұрын

Dat hotness himself ladies and gentleman. Also PK #team-alpha.

@MetalSnakeXIII

10 жыл бұрын

***** Hi PK ^_^.....I still remember that 4 Fire Blasts from the Prism Podcast

@joshuapiersol8974

10 жыл бұрын

AND TO OBLIVION TO THE BEARS!

@rockmacher

10 жыл бұрын

Joshua Piersol they're called tanoki's they're the japanese version of a raccoon

So Nintendo pulled a Konami with the pachinko shit, before Konami. Wow.

@user-bu3xt6mj4s

8 жыл бұрын

Can't think of a good punchline.

@Ironsonic100

8 жыл бұрын

HIT THE LEVER

@DarkSeraph95

7 жыл бұрын

still better than konami the pachinko is playable in game not a casino

@SB-ex8nt

7 жыл бұрын

CanterlotCrusader Yes, and they realized that it was stupid.

@emcmend9960

7 жыл бұрын

fuckin hipster Nintendo

12:32 that delivery always makes me laugh.

@Arbron

Жыл бұрын

Some say the journey is more important than the destination but the JOURNEY SUCKED TOO.

So, basically: Isle Delfino = Soleanna

@SakuraAvalon

8 жыл бұрын

+Maanit Aman Not at all. Isle Delfino is complete and easy to explore without a shit-ton of loading screens. lol

@maanitaman

8 жыл бұрын

+Roxie ღ I kind of meant in terms of the citizens there-

@uglybad4

8 жыл бұрын

If we're just talking about Delfino Plaza vs Soleanna Town here, -it is much smaller and more fun to traverse -clear landmarks to identify current location -actually nice to look at buuuut if you're talking about the citizens, then you're spot on.

@talos2233ify1

8 жыл бұрын

+Isaac Platt (PUNCHFACE) he was talking about the personalities of the citizens...

@thetrophygamer1835

8 жыл бұрын

+talos2233ify1 there the same in that regard

As someone who loves this game to death and back, I respect your opinion. Getting 100% in this game is a pain in the ass. With Sonic Adventure, you got a Metal Sonic skin (and Game Gear games in the DX port), with Mario 64, you got 100 lives and a cool triple jump, with Sonic Heroes, you got Super Hard Mode, in Mario Galaxy, you had the final level and being able to play as Luigi, but in this game, you get a post card. Why not have another playable character, or some new nozzle that F.L.U.D.D. could use, or anything, or even a bonus level or like Sonic Adventure 2 did when you 100% the game, havinga throwback level. I still love this game, but the reward is awful.

@ShenSage

10 жыл бұрын

Limitations

@OnlyGoken

10 жыл бұрын

SheninMKA Limitations aren't an excuse for a piss poor reward for 100% completion.

@ShenSage

10 жыл бұрын

***** that was their excuse anyway (which I think is bullshit anyway

@OnlyGoken

10 жыл бұрын

SheninMKA I agree completely. It's a bullshit excuse for a shitty reward. Like, an extra level, overpowered F.L.U.D.D. nozzle, unlockable character, secret mode, ANYTHING that affects the gameplay, not just a postcard. I mean, if Mario Sunshine's graphics were THAT good (cause let's be honest, for Early GameCube, it's a beautiful looking game), they could've easily worked in a reward.

@ShenSage

10 жыл бұрын

Andrew Harnet I doubt it

I usually watch your videos to relax because they are really soothing and informative at the same time but then you do stuff like 10:28.

@SleepyAdam

8 жыл бұрын

I mean don't get me wrong I laughed like a hyena afterwords but it scared the crap outta me. I was doing homework with this in the background and suddenly I jumped out of my seat.

@crono3015

8 жыл бұрын

100 percenting this game will do that to a person.

Drunk Johnny is love, drunk Johnny is life

@MetaKnuxXbeats

9 жыл бұрын

YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE!

@Robert-eu7zs

9 жыл бұрын

And yet here these two are sellin' em like fuckin heroin

@everythingyoucantouchandse6786

7 жыл бұрын

And then, theres the BLUE COINS!

@starflame34

7 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard when he started with the blue coins. Just how he says "And THEN there's the blue coins!" is hilarious! I love it!

@awsomemodels

6 жыл бұрын

starflame34 yea and I also like 12:21

13:46 this cracks me up every time.

12:32 And then....THERE'S THE BLUE COINS! XD

@SKirbGame

7 жыл бұрын

FEmblem116 You remember these from Super Mario 64, right?

@everythingyoucantouchandse6786

7 жыл бұрын

THE GREEN STARS

@bronsonferrigno2453

5 жыл бұрын

You mean, "AAAANNNNN' TTTHHHEEEEEEEENNNNNNN, THERRRRE'S TH'BLUUE COOOINNNS!!!!!"

@icecoldassassin8531

5 жыл бұрын

@@SKirbGame They were great, they gotcha 5 coins but those 100 coin missions still SUCK DICK!

@0123renee

5 жыл бұрын

@@icecoldassassin8531 But here, they're CURRENCY! For what? _SHINE SPRITES!!!_

10:26 I laughed too hard when Johnny begins to rant and also get drunk talking about Sunshine.

Going a little AVGN on us Jhonny?

@CarterMcVey

8 жыл бұрын

AVGN was actually what inspired Johnny to revies video games in the 1st place.

@stevenmills6502

4 жыл бұрын

A dog is a man's best friend.

@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32

3 жыл бұрын

Considering he was literally counting the seconds, yeeep

By far my favorite "Johnny vs." review. You need to start making reviews like this again, John. maybebringinelliotorsomethingidontknow. .._.

@xenobestx8423

4 жыл бұрын

Charriii5 Ay 1st reply.

@mystic8380

3 жыл бұрын

Second reply

@majztic

3 жыл бұрын

lucky third reply

@PixelSP

3 жыл бұрын

fourth reply

@bigtimerusher9719

3 жыл бұрын

@@PixelSP 5th reply

I never understood why is many people are displeased with this game. Like you said, it's a huge step up from Mario 64 in multiple departments and is a blast to play.

@30TACOZ

10 жыл бұрын

It's not that the game itself is bad, far from it. But 100% the game is incredibly tiresome and tedious. And the pay off for all the stuff you had to do isn't worth it. But as Johnny said, if you play the game normally it is better that Mario64.

@jonathanpinera8452

9 жыл бұрын

The road to 100% percent was just painful, blue coins and all. After all that struggle you get a fucking picture.

@superstarm304

9 жыл бұрын

But that's only for 100%. Play it normally and it's not nearly that bad.

@jonathanpinera8452

9 жыл бұрын

Super Starm That's what Johnny said xD

@superstarm304

9 жыл бұрын

exactly

DOOONT TRY TO BUTTER ME UP -Johnny... Talking to a game *Whispers* I think he's already buttered up...

This was my first Mario game and it is still my favorite.

@Sharpteeth32

8 жыл бұрын

Same. Just....same. The memories....

@TheZebbga

8 жыл бұрын

I read this comment and though "I can't remember leaving this".

@KidSnivy69

8 жыл бұрын

Wonderful! Want a cookie?

@TheZebbga

8 жыл бұрын

KidSnivy69 Yes , I kind of do actually.

@KidSnivy69

8 жыл бұрын

TheZebbga What kind?

Johnny: Yoshi juice for everyone! I want that on a T-shirt now.

@KyleEvra

3 жыл бұрын

Me to.

Haha! Best Mario review yet Johnny! I've heard lots of things about Super Mario Sunshine, both the good, the bad, and the ugly. Every franchise has that 1 game that you don't care about, or are simply not interested in. And right now I'm trying to do as many Mario games this season as I can on my channel. But I will NEVER do a walkthrough on this game

@MegamanNG

10 жыл бұрын

But of course. Sunshine is one game that's too long, too tedious and just... too time consuming.

@JohnnyRamirez86

10 жыл бұрын

I hope your not doing it cause you can't handle it, you have to be a better gamer then that.

@BreakGlassForMemes

10 жыл бұрын

Did you listen to what he said at the end? He said that if you aren't trying to complete the game, it can be even better than SM64.

@Tan12

10 жыл бұрын

Nuke Blast I'm not very interested in Canvas Curse and a few other spinoffs, but all of the main series game are good.

@Helmslock

10 жыл бұрын

***** What do you like/dislike smash 4 so far?

0:57 "It's better than nothing."

@gclewd4989

8 жыл бұрын

irony? Don´t you mean hypocrisy?

@Jimjamatic

8 жыл бұрын

It's ironic that he's saying it's better than nothing to get Luigi's Mansion as a Mario launch title yet all he got was a postcard for completing Super Mario Sunshine 100% which was technically something but he was annoyed about that but not Luigi's Mansion.

@DS3Enjoyer

8 жыл бұрын

At least Luigi's Mansion got a sequel

@ProjectDelta1

7 жыл бұрын

Studley Muffin Yeah but Luigi mansion was a surprised hit, didn't require a million dollars kickstarter.

@froakie1404

7 жыл бұрын

Studley Muffin the difference was luigis mansion was grear

Sometimes I wish I could time travel to 2003 to watch Johnny’s initial reaction to that end screen.

Super Mario sunshine and sonic adventure 2 are awfully similar. Both have a fake Mario/Sonic (Bowser Jr. and Shadow) and that causes Mario/Sonic to get arrested.

@Espio

7 жыл бұрын

yea but one has aged considerably better than the other.

@IAmInfinitus208

7 жыл бұрын

Grayman 2003 And both have bullshit moments.

@jacobmonks3722

6 жыл бұрын

And both suck hard when trying to do 100%.

@semvision

6 жыл бұрын

SA2 is bullshit to just complete and get to the final boss. Some of those levels are pure torture.

@Anthony5830JimenezAJ

6 жыл бұрын

And by many people both games are considered the best of their series, but forget how badly it has aged

14:10 I can safely say that this would've been what I would say if I went any further with college and finished it.

Was Johnny actually drunk? I've seen you tubers get "drunk" before, but it was all an act. But Johnny LOOKED AND SOUNDED like he was really drunk here!

@FreelancerMarcy

9 жыл бұрын

Z uu He was actually drunk.

@c1gomez19

9 жыл бұрын

Proto Kirby How do you know?

@callmejoe8594

9 жыл бұрын

Z uu If you want some drunk Johnny action, you should check out his drunk playthroughs of Superman 64, a couple of Mario Party Games, and Sonic Genesis on SGB.

@SuperGodzilla888

9 жыл бұрын

Camilo Gamer at his panel he said he wasent drunk witch i thought was pretty obvious

@ColtonPr

9 жыл бұрын

Do you really think that he would get drunk in a scripted video lol. I see why you thought that though

Johnny 100% a game that took him all Sunmer. Only for the game to pull on of the biggest, most elaborate, and most cruelest irony jokes he has ever witness in his life! Dang, that is the definition of "OOF"

Probably your funniest review yet! I was a PS2 guy and never owned a Gamecube, so I never got a chance to play this game. But after seeing this video, it doesn't look like I was missing much.

@JustAdam123

10 жыл бұрын

The gamecube still had some of the best nintendo games ever and the sonic adventure series

@shmurdy

10 жыл бұрын

RobotnikShadow well the remakes anyway.

@RyuShadow439

10 жыл бұрын

i was a gamecube guy go mario party 5 6 7

@TinyGuy97

10 жыл бұрын

***** I actually like 100% the game. If you want a challenge, then do so. Why must you get a reward? You can still brag to your friends about it.

@TinyGuy97

10 жыл бұрын

Ryan Apró This game is still good. You're actually are missing out of a lot.

It’s nice that Johnny got more professional and self aware in recent years, but at the same time I miss this era of wackier review in 2010s youtube. This episode along the Ghosts n Goblins and Sonic 06 ones will forever be my favorites.

I keep coming back to this review. definitely one of the best sunshine reviews ever

Pachinko: 6 tries Watermelon: 2 tries Lily Pad Ride: Fuck this level!

This review is how I learned about you Johnny, and I had this playing while I tried to collect all the shine sprites. When I picked up my first blue coin I yelled “And then there’s the blue coins”

So, I finally finished this game. %100. Every single blue coin, every shine sprite, everything. While I do think it's kind of bullshit how they don't reward you with anything for %100ing it, I still had tons of fun. Sunshine really is great, but the whole %100 for nothing really is frustrating.

@Omar_E11

9 жыл бұрын

***** Already did that a while ago. See, the funny thing is that I actually had fun with %100ing Galaxy.

@weregoingonatripinourfavor7539

9 жыл бұрын

Omar Elmosrati I didn't play galaxy in a long time(when it was released). So I forgot how great it was. I also forgot bout sunshine ( I didn't play that game in Such a long time. I think it was august of 2003 ).

@Omar_E11

9 жыл бұрын

Mastermind Sir, no one can simply "forget" how amazing Galaxy was. Just looking at gameplay footage makes me want play it.

@weregoingonatripinourfavor7539

9 жыл бұрын

Omar Elmosrati Well it happened to me. The last time I touched the game was when it was released.

@Omar_E11

9 жыл бұрын

Mastermind Get it dude, you're really missing out. Though, I must say I still prefer 64.

he got drunk...over a MARIO game?

@randomfan1292

8 жыл бұрын

he does all the time, watch drunk Mario party

@MadDogReed97

8 жыл бұрын

I get drunk to get drunk...

@Spoonkid222

7 жыл бұрын

Hi, I'm That Nintendo and SEGA Guy.

@TheTC

7 жыл бұрын

Well, if Clement can get drunk over SA3, why not get drunk over Sunshine?

@MrCornholio93

7 жыл бұрын

have you tried 100%ing this game? its a nightmare.

Don't mind me, just checking out this old gem after the Final Fantasy 3 review

@WardenKaz

3 жыл бұрын

You too?

I pray for him because he is about to review Donkey Kong 64 and 100% completing that game is a much bigger pain than this one.

13:28 Man, John went full JonTron on us there.

Hoo boy all the poor kids playing the videogame equivalent of kicking yourself in the balls every minute through 3D Allstars. And John's just sitting in his chair, drinking his coffee with a sort of sadistic grin on his face like "Hmm yes. Feel that pain."

12:30 "Geez, you're persistent. You're wondering about my hair, aren't you? That's right. I'm bald as a bean."

@lmddhumour

8 жыл бұрын

Um what

@warningdontread5478

7 жыл бұрын

lmddhumour It's a Mother 3 reference.

@armedweiss5531

7 жыл бұрын

Smack Bramhall Remember back when he had hair?

mario sunshine: names the mountian corona mountain everybody: 2020: oh yeah, its all coming together

@russellbrown6888

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny, I only got around to completing this game about 2 months ago, in the midst of the lockdown. I've had the game for 18 years and only when a CORONAVIRUS shuts down the world do I get to finish it.

@obitwokenobi9808

4 жыл бұрын

This aged well.

@supermariof0521

3 жыл бұрын

@@obitwokenobi9808 And in a bold move, Nintendo still called it "Corona Mountain" in "Super Mario 3D All Stars" considering how the entire world is pretty much fucked right now.

@thesupermayoreo

3 жыл бұрын

Fire Dust They’re not Naughty Dog

@diannejohn5346

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesupermayoreo what?

RIP Machinima logo at the end of Johnny's videos

Drunk Johnny is my Sprit Animal!!!

@hifuu1383

8 жыл бұрын

*spirit

@Alex-ji6ob

8 жыл бұрын

"I could probably fuck a cockroach if I saw one" -Victim of drinking and playing Sonic Genesis

@Alex-ji6ob

7 жыл бұрын

True Gamer Q indeed

@chuyrenteria6252

5 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-ji6ob where's that from?

@Alex-ji6ob

5 жыл бұрын

Chuy Renteria kzread.info/dash/bejne/aZuMstCwlcvSedI.html

9:34 An episode guide for Super Mario Sunshine 100 coins Bianco Hills: Episode 8 Ricco Harbor: Episode 8 Gelato Beach: Episode 8 Pinna Park: Episode 2 Sirena Beach: Episode 3 Noki Bay: Episode 6 Pianta Village: Episode 5

Damn... not even I could 100% this game. Sweet Jesus. Oh yeah and Drunk Johnny is hilarious Johnny.

@MRfunnyordie3

10 жыл бұрын

But Johnny's always hilarious.

@GameDimensionFusion

10 жыл бұрын

Weird for me this was the FIRST Mario game I did 100% on.........I shouldn't have said that...

@Helmslock

10 жыл бұрын

MegamanNG What do you think abou smash 4 so far?

@ruttsuco.804

10 жыл бұрын

this is one of those games where I play the beginning a ton but barely all the way through.

@MegamanNG

10 жыл бұрын

goddess Pinketa and okami amaterasu Same here.

MAMA MAMA PEACH? AHAHAHAHA

@Kimarnic

8 жыл бұрын

stop calling me mama

@Gamingtime79335

8 жыл бұрын

Thats Mama Luigi to you, Peach! I had it first!

@SSBBPOKEFAN

7 жыл бұрын

I like to think she's SUPPOSED to sound all surprised. Like a whole "WTF" kinda reaction. But, since Peach's voice is meant to be "slight airhead", she can't really do that...

@Alias_Anybody

7 жыл бұрын

Good Games "She had to think about it" would make sense if it's about being the father, not so much for the mother. xD

@kitcatcandy4563

7 жыл бұрын

you dont know what peach did before mario showed up.

I have a feeling this video is about to get a lot more attention with the 3d Allstars collection.

I'm finally beating this now lol

@mcnierstenen9017

3 жыл бұрын

How are you verified while you only got 3 likes?

@bakerXderek

3 жыл бұрын

@@mcnierstenen9017 It's a fuckin comment my guy lol

@awsomemodels

3 жыл бұрын

@@bakerXderek Lol

YOSHI JUICES FOR EVERYONE

Rewatching this gem after super Mario 3D Allstars was announced.

7:17 - Well, Bowser did try to force Peach to marry him in the Nintendo Power Mario comic. At one point, he has a magic koopa brainwash her so she falls deeply in love with him. Maybe it was during that period when they did the deed.

@kylecampbell565

9 жыл бұрын

And according to Super Paper Mario the universe will be destroyed if the 2 get married

@wojak-sensei6424

9 жыл бұрын

RetroGamerAaron yeah,but peach should know if she was pregnant or not.. brainwashed or not,I think she should have raised the eyebrow and said "where did I got these stretch marks from...It's not like I was in labor...then again how can I give birth to a child when clearly I should know" (SPOILER ALERT she did n't noticed

@FreelancerMarcy

9 жыл бұрын

Kyle Campbell Yeah, Paper Mario. That is a completely seperate universe. As you can tell by Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam?

@darthvidar-spiller5343

9 жыл бұрын

+RetroGamerAaron Nintendo Power Mario comic?

@retrogameraaron4778

9 жыл бұрын

DarthVidar-spiller In 1992, Nintendo ran a monthly comic in Nintendo Power that was based off "Super Mario World". They also ran a "Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past" comic at the same time.

"She f***ed Bowser!" -Johnny 2014

"There we go, puttin' that fire out... with those guttural acidic juices. YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE!"

He sounds completely shitfaced after the 11 minute mark, and I love it.

If Peach is Bowser Jr.'s mother then I feel so bad for her. Imagine giving birth to a turtle with razor sharp spikes on it's shell.

@CarterMcVey

8 жыл бұрын

Imagine being pregnant with that thing.

@schwarzerritter5724

8 жыл бұрын

Yoshi's Island established Babies are delivered by stork.

@oldchannel2892

8 жыл бұрын

You get em' from *Mushroom Kingdom Ebay!!!*

@ThePreciseClimber

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe she was drugged at the time.

@kingnewgameplus3296

8 жыл бұрын

Well at that point peach has already had bowser's cock in her and god knows how big that is.

The music and Shadow Mario used to scare me as a kid for some reason

@LuneLuan

7 жыл бұрын

Star Shard same. At one point I had to stop playing it lmaoo

@jah4547

7 жыл бұрын

Star Shard the giant mecha bowser used to scare me when i was a kid

@RyanStorey1231

7 жыл бұрын

Star Shard - Shadow Mario's theme specifically? Why?

@jjc4924

5 жыл бұрын

How does it scare you as a kid?

@theluigifan1

5 жыл бұрын

JJ C I don’t know, the translucent look coupled with the red glowing eyes and freakishly long tongue? I had fucking nightmares about him as a kid until I got further into the game and learned his real identity.

“Corona Mountain” *That Didn’t Age Well*

@nikhilanand2613

3 жыл бұрын

Literally just what I thought XD especially with 3D All-Stars coming on Friday

@giygas_9577

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikhilanand2613 And let's not forget that Bowser Jr. wears a face mask.

@drmobiandoom

3 жыл бұрын

That's an oof moment

@erikstensaas1202

3 жыл бұрын

Disagree. It's just named after one of the sun's atmospheric layers

His opinion on Super Mario Sunshine is pretty much similar to mine on Sonic Adventure 2 and Crash Bandicoot. Playing through the game normally is fun. Trying to complete it 100% is not.

@IAmInfinitus208

7 жыл бұрын

TheBlue Typhoon17 Same!!

@rokia360

6 жыл бұрын

In Crash Bandicoot I feel like the gems is part of the challenge of the main game and I should collect them. But for the relics...hate em

@jjc4924

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah.

@Gadget-Walkmen

4 жыл бұрын

Well said

@Mojo1356

3 жыл бұрын

@@rokia360 I think he means the PS1 version where gem collecting sucks.

I guess you could say that after Johnny did this review....He had a *Relaxing* *Vacation!*

@crisp9929

7 жыл бұрын

That Dude Sans Man! Nah, he had a hangover XD

@thatdudesansman3803

7 жыл бұрын

Shining Mudkip Lol

I hope that's not cum on the Luigis Mansion Case

@SakuraAvalon

8 жыл бұрын

+Mariostern1 It's residue from the glue that once held a price-sticker to the case. Johnny must've obtained the game used and removed the price tag.

@TheDiego908

8 жыл бұрын

+Mariostern1 I know some people love the game but... damn

@APPictures9

8 жыл бұрын

Awkward! (In a high pitched voice)

@gdnam32

8 жыл бұрын

+Mariostern1 it's the price sticker that got removed

@freecandy4580

8 жыл бұрын

+Mariostern1 Maybe he got too excited when he got the game

7:30 And then 16 years later Bowsette happened.

I'll be playing this game for the first time as part of 3D All-Stars later today, and I'm watching this video in preparation. (:

@matthatter56

3 жыл бұрын

Me to.

I absolutely love this review. Johnny's personality is just so on point. I always crack up at both 2:55 and 7:17.

Johnny's Rage fills me with happiness. :) I am sadistic and I apologize.

Peach never ended in a one night stand with Bowser. Bowser admitted to his son that Peach isn't his mother at the end of the game. So basically Bowser lied to his own child. We don't know who the real mother is.

@fearfulharmony94

10 жыл бұрын

what if he lie to bower

@papersonic9941

10 жыл бұрын

Jist because Peach isnt the mother it doesnt mean that the one night stand couldnt have happened- Peach did think about it, after all.

@onibonez

10 жыл бұрын

What if Bowser reproduces asexually? Meaning he wouldn't need a mate, think about it, Bowser Jr looks exactly like Baby Bowser.

@Mario9919DX

10 жыл бұрын

***** Nah. He's part turtle part dragon. He'd need/want to mate. And he probably did it with Bowser Jr's REAL mother (who's most like the same species as Bowser) and she left Bowser at Jr's birth. And Bowser lied to Jr saying Peach is his mother.

@Mario9919DX

10 жыл бұрын

***** That's exactly what I think too.

After finally playing Super Mario Sunshine, I can see where some frustration comes from. But I still give it an 8.6 of 10, so definitely still worth playing

Before I watched Johnny’s video I never understood the hate for sunshine.... after watching it I completely understand why some people hate this game

@jaretco6423

3 жыл бұрын

It's not an awful game by any means. But it's far from being great or amazing. Just an below average Mario game at best. And the 100% completion is just retarded.

Mario should have never went to Corona mountain.

7:39 corona mountain lol

I can already hear Chuggaaconroy yelling, "It's a good game!"

Super Mario Sunshine does have an amazing atmosphere like pretty much everything else hence why it's one of my favorite Mario games. I love this lush beautiful tropical landscapes and it's buildings, it feels like heaven.

almost 2 years later and this (alongside the other 3d Mario reviews) is still one of my favorite reviews from you.

I think the story of this game would be better if Mario actually HAD caused the spread of the goop by sheer accident.

@crossthrust7700

10 жыл бұрын

yeah, like the plane crashed into BOWSER'S goop supply, and it scattered all over the place

@CrazyRiverOtter

10 жыл бұрын

Zelos Wilder Yeah, that would probably work. Maybe if Mario was piloting the plane when it crashed, as well. That would make Mario actually somewhat responsible for the state of the island, and Bowser could still be an actual villain to it.

@crossthrust7700

10 жыл бұрын

***** maybe in the posible sequal

@crossthrust7700

10 жыл бұрын

***** and Peach could help Mario this time!

@CrazyRiverOtter

10 жыл бұрын

Zelos Wilder Yeah, that would help out.

This review is still hilarious even almost a decade later xD

3 years later, still waiting 4 the Luigi's Mansion review

This is the best Super Mario Sunshine review ever. It make me laugh all the time.

OMG lol!!! This is by far my favorite review by you! It is absolutely hilarious!! You are very good at not letting the comedic elements over-shadow the review elements! You gave an in-depth review on SMSS and made me laugh! Great work and I hope to see more from you in the future

john if you need the game to reward you to feel acomplished for kicking it's ass then that's your own problem... not the games

@KINGD353

10 жыл бұрын

VonFirflirch a reward is a bonus not a requirement

@SomecallmeJohnny

10 жыл бұрын

Well, say if there WAS a reward, I'd probably still complain about the brutal difficulty of some of the Shine courses. Pachinko was never fun, and the Poison River is just royal pain in the ass to complete, and tiring to reach.

@justdandan2

10 жыл бұрын

SomecallmeJohnny Do you like Cobanermani456

@regularrandomperson7108

10 жыл бұрын

SomecallmeJohnny Hey, Johnny will you ever consider a Super Smash Marthon, sometime in the future?

@LuceDGooseVT

10 жыл бұрын

If you try to 100% any video game, your expectations of the reward for doing so would be as high as the difficulty for 100%-ing said game. I think video games, if applicable, should have a good difficulty-to-reward ratio for if gamers want to go after the 100% completion.

I'm loving this game so far but you're gonna need A LOT of patience with some of these shine sprites. Also, use a guide when going for the blue coins. It's not worth the headache trying to find them on your own.

Soooo, who else decided to come back here because of Caddy's Sly Retrospective?

@The_Early_Gamer

9 жыл бұрын

I did (^_^)

@likiji123

9 жыл бұрын

same here

@TheClassicalgamer1

9 жыл бұрын

I did the same thing. I'd love to see those two due a collaboration video.

@LuigiScout

9 жыл бұрын

Yep, wanted to see the "FUCK RIGHT OFF".

@munsi0121

9 жыл бұрын

I did too

I never get why people expect a reward in Sunshine. There was never a reward in the 3D Mario games to begin with. 64 - 100 lives Sunshine - A post card that haunts Johnny to this day. Galaxy - SUPER LUIGI GALAXY! :D Galaxy 2 - Not one fuck you post card but TWO fuck you post cards. Did I mention that the story was just something Rosalina made up? And tell me again why Sunshine was so hated. 3D Land - A fuck TON of fuck you post cards. Because fuck you that's why. 3D World - Five stamps that no one uses. The only game that has a good reward is galaxy so why do people constantly have to think there is a reward. The only reward is the journey (except Sunshine's blue coin hunting.) Edit: Because people are too lazy too read the earlier comments, let me go in greater depth. I'm talking about the reward you get for beating the final level. That means the stuff you get for beating levels such as grand master galaxy or champions road. Plus it's like me saying the reward for me beating Mario 1 was 1-2.

@tomerilan4647

10 жыл бұрын

64 also gave you a dialog with yoshi... Ye still sucks. But hey Galaxy 2 did give you a super hard lv with only 1 hit!

@mejiacantillogustavo

10 жыл бұрын

I made an error. I fixed it now. :P

@mejiacantillogustavo

10 жыл бұрын

That's not the proper reward. You still have 249 stars before you tackle grand master galaxy.

@Kisaru1000

10 жыл бұрын

It's not so much the "reward", but what it took to get there. If Sunshine was nowhere near as aggravating as it was to get 100% then the postcard thing wouldn't have been a big deal.

@mejiacantillogustavo

10 жыл бұрын

Same thing for galaxy 2. Those 1 hit stars were a pain in the ass! I don't know why people don't bring galaxy 2 instead thanks to the grand master galaxy.

To be honest, when i 100% this game, i just felt really accomplished. I didn't need yoshi (who you could already ride) i didn't need luigi and i didn't need some stupid bonus level. I was just so happy to see that 120 with a little sun next to it on the title screen. I don't think we need a "prize" when we get 100%. If we do great, if not, is it going to kill you? Simple answer, no. I don't think we should be givin a major prize when it's just a game. I mean come on, super mario 64 just had a yoshi cameo with a pointless 99 lives. How is this worse?

@supershenanigans9211

10 жыл бұрын

Gamelover254 It's worse because in sm64, at least you get things for completing the game. What do you get? 99 lives, sure it's not great, but it's much better than a fucking poster. What else? When Mario triple jumps, he goes up a tiny bit higher and he's invincible whilst doing so, not great? Better than a fucking poster.

@KidSnivy69

10 жыл бұрын

Well for some people, just doing everything with no reward can be annoying. Beside bragging rights usually will only end up annoying others

@Bone8380

10 жыл бұрын

honestly, when i spend my entire summer vacation on a single game,i want something for doing it. and "pointless 99 lives"? how are 99 lives pointless? it means you can screw around and do whatever you want without worrying about your live count.

@Gamelover254

10 жыл бұрын

yeah, but the game is over and if you get a game over, you just start over. Ooohhh, yeah, great prize.

@Dennis_Fueru

6 жыл бұрын

Gamelover254 He waste his summer time to 100% this game

A beer ad popped up at 10:56 telling me “you earned this” as I was looking away and thought it was part of the bit for a second lol

"Yoshi juice for everyone" + (1/2) Speed = My chair gave out from me laughing.

This man deserves way more subs!

@anthonymanuel55000

4 ай бұрын

We are pfp twins

Actually when I finished the game 100% and saw that screen, it pissed me off so much that I actually smashed my TV when back then

I love how people were originally revisiting this video because of Corona Mountain and now they are coming back because of Super Mario 3D All Stars.

This was the first 3D Mario game I've ever played as a kid. Can't wait to play it again in two weeks!

@austinmunday8190

3 жыл бұрын

Guess what I'm getting the super Mario 3d all stars on Friday the 18th at 8:00 pm from UPS