Johnny Knoxville Broke His Penis On Jackass | The Graham Norton Show
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Johnny Knoxville explains his worst injuries, then the audience try to outdo him.
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"I tried to backflip a motorcycle, I can't ride a motorcycle" absolute legend lol.
@simonhj
2 ай бұрын
Right before the jump, Travis Pastrana said to him, "As you start to flip, you'll think it's not going to rotate, and you'll want to bail. Stay with it because if you bail at that point, the bike will go 40' straight up and come down on top of you." And that's exactly what happened.
The brother who told her to keep the eraser in her nose so it wouldn't erase her memories is a legit legend.
@mattgaming8717
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@charlieparkeris
2 жыл бұрын
That is exactly how big brothers are supposed to behave to sisters.
@pitilessnightmare6879
2 жыл бұрын
@@charlieparkeris idk, I couldn’t be like that with my sister hahaha
@JoaoPessoa86
2 жыл бұрын
It's great how Catherine and Joan instantly turn to Johnny to clarify what she meant by "rubber"
@H3Cult
2 жыл бұрын
‘Legit’. So annoying how that word has been used so unnecessarily in the past 5 odd years by idiots.
Johnny Knoxville is one of those southern americans that are incredibly polite and nice but absolute nutters
@smmusic92810
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
@undbiter65
2 жыл бұрын
Most are that way, I've found.
@brendancarter3453
2 жыл бұрын
When you put it like that I have many Johnny Knoxville friends!
@HenryVarn
2 жыл бұрын
We got lots of em
@gagewetherington6829
2 жыл бұрын
@@undbiter65 we are
Seeing Joan, Johnny, and Catherine together is why I love the Graham Norton show. They book these awesome, when worlds collide lineups.
@arthurpewtey
2 жыл бұрын
Indeed. I've lost count of the times the guests have come out, I've thought "Who had the idea of putting those together .... and why?" and then found myself thoroughly enjoying the show. I guess it's as simple as Graham is a class act (who has some weird gift of being able to make people open up) and he has a quality research team behind the scenes. Whatever it is, it works. In an ideal world, it will go on forever.
@ShinRyojin
2 жыл бұрын
@@arthurpewtey Agreed with everything you said. It’s also those out of nowhere lineups that get a lot of people’s attention. It’s like “Denzel Washington, Gemma Arterton and Peter Capaldi on the same show? This I gotta see!”
@nevadacountyproductions6350
2 жыл бұрын
joan rivers died in 2014...
@squeakyelbows
2 жыл бұрын
@@nevadacountyproductions6350 Now that is impressive.
@aryastark772
2 жыл бұрын
To be honest they are different lines of work but similar. All performers and all slightly crazy. Johnny more so
I freaking love Johnny Knoxville, not only for his stunts, he’s just a nice guy in general and a person you can easily talk to, he even gets along with that lady. And made him laugh a lot “Lucky Wife.”
@pauldog
2 жыл бұрын
That was Joan Rivers, an American comedienne, much better known across the pond.
@boogiemann9363
2 жыл бұрын
That "lady" is Joan Rivers she's an absolute comedic legend
@wisephoenix6871
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks man I didn’t know that.
@wisephoenix6871
2 жыл бұрын
Sorry if I didn’t know, people like me aren’t usually aware of them.
@jellophant9716
2 жыл бұрын
@@wisephoenix6871 Check out her standup its timeless
The way that Catherine realises instantly that Johnny probably doesn't know what kind of rubber she's talking about and is completely gonna misunderstand the story is amazing 😂
@jennatodd4664
2 жыл бұрын
The moment of her being so on top of it is why I keep coming back to this clip lol.
@joemomma6317
2 жыл бұрын
I died
@Thedarkknight2244
2 жыл бұрын
It is weird that Americans call it an eraser - not a rubber
@GoudaBug
2 жыл бұрын
@@Thedarkknight2244 Well I mean both work - you rub it on stuff to erase it
@sweetgherkinz
2 жыл бұрын
dear goodness now I know
Johnny is a southern sweet kind gentle man Yet he's insane and low-key genius All at the same time
@trevormoses5061
2 жыл бұрын
He and his brothers made my Mom laugh so he's OK in my book, insane or not.
@Jesusluvz
2 жыл бұрын
He’s also fearless. Idk how many times he looked ready to take and give a beating while doing the makeup stuff and getting at people. Like the one dude at the food shop trying to fight him for letting his “grandson” “smoke and drink”
@pressedinproductions
2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly like another comment
@user-bz7qg5xw6h
2 жыл бұрын
@@pressedinproductions That's all top comments are. Children trying to get yt comment likes by rephrasing the most popular comment. Same with those clickbait channels lol
"15 inch tube? Lucky wife." Haha
@734wheeler5
2 жыл бұрын
@Author Emily Von Spears she trying to get it
@edwardcatton1047
4 ай бұрын
is he Jewish?.
I always love how Catherine realises straight away Johnny's going to misunderstand the rubber story
@Kanjo_Bazooie
2 жыл бұрын
As an American, I was right there with Johnny hahaha
@borris3768
2 жыл бұрын
I love how you copied this comment off of someone
@joevictor53
2 жыл бұрын
@@borris3768 what are you talking about? It's almost as if 2 people can have the same thought. Shocker.
@iconic3606
2 жыл бұрын
@@joevictor53 nah you copied
@joevictor53
2 жыл бұрын
@@iconic3606 sorry my life's not as sad as you guys. You might do that but I didn't
Johnny’s laugh when she mentions it was a trust game is absolutely incredible 😂 thats such Jackass style humour and you know how much he loved hearing that 😂
I feel the pain just by hearing him share that story
@reinaldopessoa2603
2 жыл бұрын
Dude!! Facts!!
Joan has that perfect comedic timing in this clip lol
@aaronl22
2 жыл бұрын
+
@jessicagarcia2668
2 жыл бұрын
The woman was a genius!
@ddandymann
2 жыл бұрын
Decades of practice right there
@Elguapo93
2 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty easy comedy though
@alberca90
2 жыл бұрын
@@Elguapo93 maybe the content is easy, but the delivery is what matters and you'd be surprised how many people suck at delivery, go to any comedy club and you'll understand better
Graham is my favorite talk show host. The idea of having this small party setup in which an entire conversation takes place, plus his sheer charisma and humor are a phenomenally great combination.
@nevadacountyproductions6350
2 жыл бұрын
joan rivers died in 2014...
@lancemannly
2 жыл бұрын
Giving them booze is an absolutely brilliant move
"Why couldn't I have gotten a broken arm, or a leg, or a broken collar? But no, I got blood shooting out of my pee-pee! I injured the only body part that means anything to me!" - Johnny Knoxville, captured on camera as he was being taken to the hospital when that happened. It's an amazing clip.
I half expected her to say "I don't remember" when asked if she had any permanent damage, especially after what she said her brother told her...would have been a hilarious joke to cap off that story.
@RyanUptonInnovator
2 жыл бұрын
She probably forgot to say that.
@phs125
2 жыл бұрын
It was still hilarious what she said tho... Felt like those 2 audience members actually belonged on the couch...
The thing I always enjoy about his show is the randomness of his guests. Never would I imagine that I’d see Johnny Knoxville and Joan Rivers on the same couch together, and the fact that the entire episode was hilarious. Rip Joan, you were definitely a comedic legend
Johnny K finding out that there are, according to Bobb Grimley, two meanings to the word rubber. LOL.
@trevormoses5061
2 жыл бұрын
@Bobb Grimley Sori me spik nort so goed Engels. Dnout rite eet tooo goed edder.
@Van-Leo
2 жыл бұрын
@Bobb Grimley bob*
@darktigre8214
2 жыл бұрын
@Bobb Grimley it's a youtube comment you dope lmao
@darktigre8214
2 жыл бұрын
@Bobb Grimley yeah congrats you're a grammar nazi on youtube comments
@emmaoconnell6168
2 жыл бұрын
@@Van-Leo made me spit my drink 🤣🤣🤣
"Wait a second, a 15" tube...?" Genius Joan Rivers
@TabethaAurochs
4 ай бұрын
I love her version of turning a negative into a positive! ❤😂
@brianybrianbrian
4 ай бұрын
@@TabethaAurochs I know!! "Lllllllucky wife!"
Haha that last injured person was hilarious
@muhammadlaving2670
2 жыл бұрын
British humor at its best 😅
This is one of the funniest interviews!
@rex4229
2 жыл бұрын
@@yt45204 Robbie williams is funnier than he gets credit for. Him comparing the birth of his child to his favorite pub burning down is freakin hilarious.
Catharine, Joan, and Johnny. Comedic legends
The last story was the best still crying 😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂
@willemp6432
2 жыл бұрын
Me 2....
@meirfivenight3442
2 жыл бұрын
its been 10 hours, are you still crying?
@thejesseduel3876
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂
@willemp6432
2 жыл бұрын
@@thejesseduel3876 Best answer ever ...
"What will it take to make you stop?" *A raging bull flipping him unconscious causing massive brain injury when he's 50* "Yeah I might stop now"😂
Joan RIvers is one of the funniest people ever - comedic genius
@walkingTANK
2 жыл бұрын
From the rest of this episode (that I've seen in various clips) the shock on Johnny's face from the dirty things Joan had been saying were just too funny. You can tell he was having a great time sitting next to her. She was an absolute legend.
@ZarkowsWorld
2 жыл бұрын
was*
@rubberbudgies
2 жыл бұрын
perfectly correct to say 'is a legend', *was implies she isn't a legend anymore, the legend lives long after the person has passed :)
@melissawright1979
2 жыл бұрын
I miss her so much x
@RezidueWithaZ
2 жыл бұрын
"15 inch tube? Lucky wife." 😂😭
Dang, Graham is so funny just naturally! Love his humour
Joan ... 15" ? Lucky wife, god bless her.
I loved his reaction to Joan's stories. Classic.
The rubber, erh eraser story was funny. Damn Johnny, that guy is a glutton for punishment.
This man is a living legend. Absolutely hilarious
I can remember from school how eraser vs. rubber was the most prominent example of different vocabulary in AE and BE and I never thought I actually see confusion about this in real life. Obviously these things are either not taught in the US or Johnny dropped out of school before that. ;-) This whole bit was hilarious. Johnny is so much fun.
@michaelm.1947
2 жыл бұрын
Darn it, I've hung out with Brits a lot, so generally catch things like this quicker than most other Americans, I think, but this time, I didn't get it until she started explaining it. First, I heard, "Rabbit" and I thought, "That's highly unlikely!" Realized it was, "Rubber" and thought, "That's still highly unlikely, but possible, I suppose!" I looked forward to hearing how THAT happened! Imagine my dismay when it was just the end of a pencil.
@robwilliams6753
2 жыл бұрын
there is no such thing as AE or american english. and BE or, as i assume you mean, british english. there is just English. anything else is just patois.
@fajenthygia5760
3 ай бұрын
@@robwilliams6753 Weird display of chauvinism, but you do you
joan and johnny are an unexpected pair that I'm living for
The ways the laugh when she says 'it will erase her memories' is contagious haha
Joan Rivers is a legend!
@carolelerman9686
2 жыл бұрын
miss her
@TheSlenderBassist
2 жыл бұрын
I worked 2 shows she did in a California town called Turlock, and she was by far the sweetest and funniest gal I had ever met, she even went far to give me a vase of roses, a shawl from her wardrobe, and a $700 tip for working the show and setting her dressing room up, as well as giving her reassurance that her standup during her show wouldn’t be heard by the children that were part of her musical numbers, and for her to remember who I was at the second show was just awesome, she’s sorely missed❤️
@dtxa7x
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheSlenderBassist she seems like she’s all genuine
@TheSlenderBassist
2 жыл бұрын
@@dtxa7x she definitely was but with no filter lol, I told her some pretty dirty jokes and she shared a few with me over a bottle of wine, I wish I could go back to that day again
@weeeeoooow
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheSlenderBassist wow! What a great story. She’s definitely the kind of gal I would have loved to share a bottle of wine with. A great comedian and person. Lucky you!😊
Johnny is amazingly charming
Johnny how can you not love him
"I got a rubber stuck up my nose."😂 For any of my foreign friends wondering, a rubber is the most popular term for condom in America. That's why Johnny was laughing. That WOULD be a heck of a story.
@justinmetz774
2 жыл бұрын
Yea I'm American and I was completely caught off guard when she mentioned the pencil. Made it more hilarious I think
@shaggybaggums
2 жыл бұрын
Would've been even more of a story if someone was wearing it at the time.
@phs125
2 жыл бұрын
To me, both British and Americans are "foreign people" and when I heard it, I imagined, "yea ofcourse, she got a Condom stuck up her nose, that's what foreigners normally mean by rubber, not an actual rubbing thing."
@liamward9691
2 жыл бұрын
@@phs125 an eraser is called a rubber in Australia too
Imagine Rivers on with Miriam Margoyles and Gordon Ramsay. 😅
@comedicsociopathy
2 жыл бұрын
That would be the best thing ever.
@Bentakur
2 жыл бұрын
Sadly not possible.
@lorrainemauchan1754
2 жыл бұрын
Gordon would be in the corner crying like a little boy lol
@Scottlp2
2 жыл бұрын
OMG
@angemaidment5640
2 жыл бұрын
And Greg Davies.
seeing these 3 together, ughhh just makes me miss Joan that much more!!
This story sould always be told with all the details: the fact Johnny wasn't supposed to be there that day, the fact that at every attempt, johnny was getting worse at landing the motorcycle and of course the fact that when he get up after the fall, his heart was shooting blood out of his weiner at every beating. Haha Knoxville is a national treasure!
It's always funny to see american guests a bit shocked when Graham openly insults the crowd
johnny is so cute bless him
I love watching Graham Norton! I don't have cable so KZread is my only source. He is so damn funny!!
Those guys were/are LUNATICS!!! I LOVE IT!!!
This is a great show ,Graham always makes it fun !
Joan was genuinely funny person.
I swear Southern Americans are some of the most polite and well mannered people I’ve had the pleasure of meeting in the past, just to find out at parties that they’re absolutely Nutters lol
Knoxville seems like a smart dude, I feel like he'll suffer from all the concussions in time if he isn't already :(
@djsteves554
2 жыл бұрын
You should see some of his recent interviews, he'll definitely struggle as he gets older.
@snazzypazzy
2 жыл бұрын
Repeated concussions are a big risk for permanent damage. Like what they used to call boxers dementia...
@arwensiriustinuvieljoestar6149
2 жыл бұрын
In the last movie he had a bad concussion and brain damage, took him a bit less of 2 years to fully recover, he is still sharp and smart but of course it’s not the same. Lovely guy and sane as he has always been
@HDitzzDH
2 жыл бұрын
He scored 17/100 on a cognitive test, if you hear his latest interviews it becomes very clear that his brain has taken A LOT of hits.
"But it wasnt permanent damage?" "I dont remember..." would be gold answer :D
He said it would erase my memories lmfao that's instant classic right there.
Love Johnny Knoxville, he's juts so cute
surreal to have gone through my teen years watching this guy and now hes completely assimilated with hollywood tier people. and hes so well spoken and sociable that he fits right in even though hes from big brother and jackass having been part of sucha crazy scene.
Graham is a great host, he made every person in the audience look great!
This is why Joan is such a legend!
I swear there is no other talk show like GN's. Honestly would love to visit the set.
Wow, I thought it would be silly, but that was really serious-and they all handled it with class and light-heartedness.
Why have I just developed a crush on Johnny Knoxville... over 20 years after seeing the first Jackass movie? My goodness he is GORGEOUS!!!🤩 2:08 Look at him!
It would erase my memories 😂😂 marvelous
i love how joan is kinda explaining all to jonny
Nothing will change, Always wearing his Retro converse.
For a total crazy person I really like him. Seems very down to earth.
I never knew I needed Johnny Noxville and Katherine Tate is the same room.
I love the way Joan supports Johnny in this and lifts him up.
Johnny is like seem the sound guy on the planet like he’s chilled
@theodorelaval1133
2 жыл бұрын
He what now?
@crazyshadygamer4460
2 жыл бұрын
Like he seems like a great guy to chill with an speak to
@crazyshadygamer4460
2 жыл бұрын
@A L learn Scottish 🤣
@crazyshadygamer4460
2 жыл бұрын
Well that’s ur answer unless u don’t understand 🤣
I remembee having a crush on Johnny back in the day. Thank you so much youtube for the suggention!
Joan Rivers was ruthless. Love it.
Legend.
Johnny is so cute. He’s got the best laugh
Miss you Joan❤
What a legend
i am so in love with him oh my god
He did it all for us!
joan was sharp towards the end. admirable
tbh asking for a beer to drink during the show is such a johnny knoxville thing
Love Graham Norton
Actually he broke it on Matt Hoffman's Tribute to Evil Kenieval
Nice one for wearing the poppy You utter legend 🤙
Catherine's face while he was talking about his ding ding was hilarious!
John Rivers is awesome RIP lady
I wish my dad was there. He's a really quiet, kind man who doesn't seem to do anything crazy, but he's broken nearly 30 bones bc it seems the universe keeps trying to kill him but it just never works out lol 😂 He's be the last person you'd expect to have these crazy stories. He could easily take up an entire episode while humbly recalling these events. Falling off a two story building, skiing accidents, car accidents, sports injuries, run over by a car as a child, you know, the usual haha I'm just so happy he's alive and well ❤
@MrDuffhomer
2 жыл бұрын
Wow that sounds crazy, Im glad your dad is well!
I love Knoxville and Joan Brilliant
Yaaaaay! 3 of my most fav celebs ever! 😍💋💖 they all gorgeous and hilarious people ngl lol
The looks Catharine gives. Love her
@michaelstamper5875
2 жыл бұрын
Don't tell anyone, but I've been secretly in love with Catherine Tate for about........ooh........197 years now.
Joan is a true legend! And Johnny is a legend for people who grew up in that age of MTV. I’ll never forget sneaking to stay up to watch Jackass, Viva La Bam, The Wild Boyz, etc. I also think those shows were my sexual awakening hahaha along with Real World Vs Road Rules now called The Challenge.
Great line up! 🙂
Legend
Joan and Johnny had really good chemistry up there.
Pretty freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
She had a blast absolutely destroying Johnny. Good show to watch when you are feeling down. The womans viagra joke from the full episode was legendary!
Lolllll gotta love everyone here Johnny Joan And of course GRAHAM
"I got an Injury, I got a Rubber stuck up my Nose" LMFAO!
Lady with the nose injury has some natural comedy chops..
@Michael-hc2vs
2 жыл бұрын
What did she say that was funny?
@LaneyStudios5
2 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-hc2vs it was how she phrased it, she seemed to have quite good timing, come on Michael you're better than this
My mind went to the same place Johnnys did when she said rubber up the nose! 😂
If you’re wondering about the confusion - the American word for a rubber is an eraser! But the American word for a condom is a rubber!
@jspres86
2 жыл бұрын
You see Knoxville's face and you can tell he's thinking, "Why didn't I think of that before?"
@CHT420
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never used rubber describing an eraser(from an American)
@isyt1
2 жыл бұрын
@@CHT420 what I mean is that Americans use the word rubber to mean a condom. In the rest of the world a rubber is a piece of rubber that a child uses to “rub out”something they have written with a pencil - i.e. to remove the pencil mark. I believe Americans use the word eraser to describe the thing they use to rub out pencil markings
@vt3039
2 жыл бұрын
@@isyt1 Actually, Americans don't call condoms "rubbers". That's in certain BrE dialects. Rubber is a material or a type of tree.
@emem2863
2 жыл бұрын
@@vt3039 Rubbers are condoms in America. I believe the term was more common in the past, probably 1970s through early 1990s.
The audience member at the end had me in tears 😂
Erase her memories 😂. When we were young we believe that if you swallow seed it will grow in your tummy.lol
@abigailshoes
2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely believed this 😂
@loversroll1
2 жыл бұрын
@@abigailshoes lol we all do
I love this episode. The other two actors are so embarrassed with Joan’s commentary’s lol
I love how Catherine Tate is translating English to American for Johnny. 😂😂
Graham Norton is funny as hell!
That rubber story was great!
"Bungee gone wrong?" damn i love graham.