“Then you’re in luck, because I’m a cumulonimbus” Meteorological rizz 🔥🔥🔥

@DrKurapikaIsDrowning

9 ай бұрын

He’s a meteorizzologist

@jinggu.

8 ай бұрын

help what does this mean

@GokaikillerTobi

8 ай бұрын

Females in the vicinity: fluke

@1r0zz

5 ай бұрын

@@jinggu. It’s a type of cloud

@jinggu.

5 ай бұрын

@@1r0zz so he meant that she can watch him😹 i thought it had something to do with the shape of the cloud

He really is just on a quest for bad bitches

@omegadreemurr6271

10 ай бұрын

Based

@sonicXstarhedgehog

10 ай бұрын

Well, he missed the baddest bitch of them all. No Baiken... Or Pot...

@sangwoo9395

10 ай бұрын

​@@sonicXstarhedgehogdefinitely potemkin. He's the baddest bitch of all

@ImR3DACT3D

10 ай бұрын

​@@sonicXstarhedgehognah faust

@Im-brain-dead-but

10 ай бұрын

@@sonicXstarhedgehogram….

Can we talk about the fact that apparently, May is in charge of Johnny's finances?

@m4y013

10 ай бұрын

Personally I'll choose leap but he's the captain

@fallonrishiva7841

10 ай бұрын

There's a reason he's got no coins now

@phoenixlich

10 ай бұрын

He raised her iirc and now she's captain so i think it makes sense they have such a silly relationship.

@Skykid3307

10 ай бұрын

It might be so that he doesn't gamble all of the Jellyfish Pirate's money away.

@matmil5

10 ай бұрын

Xrd already mentioned that too

Johnny doesn't just flirt with the ladies, he flirts with the theydies too.

@Ramsey276one

10 ай бұрын

Considering their previous meeting, I would play Nice, too! XD

@SleepyPj

10 ай бұрын

Take my like and never comment again

@maxmanchik

9 ай бұрын

"They\Them thighs got me acting unwise" -Johhny Guilty Gear (probably)

@pez2088

9 ай бұрын

Johnny probably sees Testament as a friend because he's familiar with Testament. This is because they had entrusted (more or less, they didn't like the idea but Dizzy insisted) Dizzy's safety to the Jellyfish pirates when she had a bounty on her.

@Ramsey276one

9 ай бұрын

@@pez2088 Fully agree with this

Johnny with everyone else: Howdy Johnny with i-no and Giovanna: GYAT

@venomsnanake

10 ай бұрын

Same feeling

@steelsymen5529

9 ай бұрын

surprising I-No didnt get special dialogue but then again shes always hornknee

@Doc27901

9 ай бұрын

He just like me fr

@Hunter-gj9yq

5 ай бұрын

Them do be openly showing though

@Russell-vq6ux

Ай бұрын

​@@Hunter-gj9yqJack o

Johnny coming in with the most goofy ass rizz

@spectoestis3106

10 ай бұрын

i'm a cumulonimbus

@PR1ME98

10 ай бұрын

If it works it works lol

@bababooey3023

10 ай бұрын

He got that cloud rizz

@carltasticdrew9633

10 ай бұрын

Just wait till we get Slayer to the roster.

@pepsy3085

10 ай бұрын

its working 😳

"Johnny hits on the ladies of Guilty Gear Strive" And Testament,who is happy to be here

@cptguerreiro1253

10 ай бұрын

...like a weed, naturaly, as matter of course.

@Stryfe52

4 ай бұрын

He doesn’t even hit on Testament either; he’s just like “Oh hey, haven’t seen you in forever. How’s it been?”

@return4887

3 ай бұрын

ay baby nonbinary gear@@Stryfe52

Johnny VS Baiken would have the ultimate western intro.

@marche800

10 ай бұрын

Spaghetti Western vs Samurai Flick

@ellingtonf1097

10 ай бұрын

​@@marche800Samurai Spaghetti

@wason7985

10 ай бұрын

@ellingtonf1097 That's just ramen

@P0rk_Sinigang

10 ай бұрын

​@@ellingtonf1097Mamma Mia!

@jorgeabaezp9365

10 ай бұрын

Tho I dunno.. who would hit on baiken.. she's bitter as hell. Yeah, she might look hot, but she looks angry all the time as well and always so serious... honestly who would hit on her ?!😂

That coin is literally all of Johnny's allowance.

He's just a japanese Johnny Bravo. Interpret this however you want.

@GilgameshofBabylon

10 ай бұрын

And May is Suzie.

@omarzaragoza9173

10 ай бұрын

@@GilgameshofBabylon darn

@mibbzx1493

10 ай бұрын

Ohhh momma

@Quadrilli0n

10 ай бұрын

I fuckn love Johnny Bravo

@symbiote3220

8 ай бұрын

Yea cause a man named “Johnny” is japanese… In a world where there are only two confirmed left to repopulate

Johnny seems like kinda guy to make a country song crying about how his truck left him and took the root beer 😂

@Ligma-balls

4 ай бұрын

,,Root beer in a cowboy boot... NO!! ROOT Beer get back here root beer... root beer nooo "

@highsoldier420

4 ай бұрын

ROOT BEER NOOOO

Wow, Gio has her sights on *ONE* man and she's not getting distracted.

@DrKurapikaIsDrowning

9 ай бұрын

She likes BIG BUFF, depressed GIGACHAD VIKING KINGS VOICED BY THE STREET FIGHTER 4 NARRATOR

@symbiote3220

8 ай бұрын

Cringe as all hell… because when its all the ladies and then they have the exact OPPOSITE reaction here…cursed forced 1000

@aussieseal9979

5 ай бұрын

​@@symbiote3220what

@paIeville

3 ай бұрын

@@symbiote3220wouldnt it be more forced to have all the women be receptive to johnnys advances regardless of their personal lives and interests? lol

I wish I had nearly enough courage as Johnny did to say any of this

@Dark_Tesla

10 ай бұрын

Trust me you don’t wanna say any of that shit

@mikepower8999

10 ай бұрын

Lmao! only reason he gets away with it because the dude is a absolute stud. unless you are as good looking as johnny is depicted, i am afraid courage wont help you to much.

@yorickvlt1021

10 ай бұрын

@@mikepower8999 and even in his case it doesn't seem to work out lmao

@joshuaery

10 ай бұрын

You would if you looked like him

@marche800

10 ай бұрын

Consider it a blessing

I like how theres no dialogue with bridget but there is with testament, and its not even flirtly, hes like "yo whassup" 😂

@HappehMasterChannel

9 ай бұрын

There is, he hits on her

@sandalloveromg

9 ай бұрын

@@HappehMasterChannel :D

@dinosaurusrex1482

9 ай бұрын

@@HappehMasterChannel eh, shouldn't Johnny still think Bridget is a boy from their last encounter?

@benjaminbarraza8972

8 ай бұрын

​@@dinosaurusrex1482i guess word spread out quickly

@desreploid3353

6 ай бұрын

@@benjaminbarraza8972 Given that May and Bridget are friends, I assume Bridget bumps into Johnny on a semi-regular basis, there were probably plenty of chances for him to get to know that.

Fun fact, he has a win quote against Ky and its actually really wholesome

@memorableman3709

10 ай бұрын

"Your sword's at the ready. That handsome boy is a handsome *man* now..." Something along those lines.

@estebanacostaolivera3232

9 ай бұрын

@@memorableman3709 Between this line, the beard alt and the song, I'm starting to think that Johnny is way older than what his looks and attitude let on, maybe he's on his 60s and it's using that same ki magic Kliff had that keeps him young

@ryanhernandez8324

8 ай бұрын

​@@estebanacostaolivera3232 If you pay attention to one of his quotes versing Kum, you'll note that he actually really does seem to be older than he lets on.

@lemone630

6 ай бұрын

@@memorableman3709 Honestly after playing through all the Guilty Gear games (Or at least the canon ones), that quote is just so... Sweet.

@null-wq5cp

3 ай бұрын

@@memorableman3709Awww you know that’s related to him just seeing Ky grow from a soldier to a king and becoming a father. This really makes me feel Johnny is probably the most pure at heart person in GG. He obviously cares a lot but maybe uses his hot shot attitude as a foil.

Johnny: How 'bout we take it to my ship? We bang, ok?

Johnny to testament: hey girl, i mean them

Giovanna not taking *any* of his shit got dang 😂

Johnny to I-No: My momma warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right!

Testament isn't a lady, but it is cool they have a voice line for each other. considering they met through Dizzy, since Johnny took care of her after she left the forest. so its cool to see Johnny invite them to a meal. Edit: love his lines for Giovanna, "Cause I'm a cumulonimbus" and "Maybe i should run for president", plus the running joke with May about allowance is great.

@syrebi

10 ай бұрын

Johnny likes them/them þussy

@nyxranobody3690

10 ай бұрын

I’d still smash Testament

@keithlee1007

10 ай бұрын

i still dont get why may is in charge of his allowance

@fullmetalavalanche

10 ай бұрын

@@keithlee1007so he doesn’t gamble it probably. Then again he always wins so I don’t get it either

@gwen9939

10 ай бұрын

Definitely doesn't feel like he's hitting on them either, more like reminiscing.

His voice is so sultry that I genuinely cannot tell when he's flirting or not

The Johnny Test shippers gonna have some fun with that one sided dinner invite.

@lxtzone5217

10 ай бұрын

My mind defaulted to flame head punk the talking dog as his best friend

@misterboxhead3045

10 ай бұрын

Whip crack

@lovelessshoot883

10 ай бұрын

I'll ship him with Sol and Bridget thanks ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

@spardadarkknight_

10 ай бұрын

Shipping community being annoying as always hahaha

@ivanyy

10 ай бұрын

​@@spardadarkknight_What did they do

Lmao Gio's not into him at ALL. Leo more attractive than Johnny confirmed.

@marche800

10 ай бұрын

At least to Gio

@ellingtonf1097

10 ай бұрын

I-no disagrees

@underplague6344

10 ай бұрын

Ram agrees

@firepuppies4086

10 ай бұрын

I think it's because she evidently knows him already.... So I guess they was focking at one point but it got messy. (Joke... Then again Makoto and Kagura)

@gimmeyourrights8292

10 ай бұрын

She likes to be chased not chase. That's why she likes Leo.

“I’m a cumulonimbus” bro what even?? 😂😂

@joehill4094

17 күн бұрын

An extremely dense, vertically developed cumulus with a low dark base and fluffy masses that extend to great heights, its basically a erection joke.

I wouldn't call Johnny's history with Dizzy's keeper(Testament) flirting, exactly.

@aRBy125

10 ай бұрын

Just what I was thinking. He probably just wanted to catch up, haha.

@darrylferguson3622

10 ай бұрын

Testament is probably still a bit annoyed that Johnny ditched Dizzy

Gotta admit, Johnny's English voice is actually damn good

" Ladies " **Show Testament** Euhm ...

@Bethynaee

10 ай бұрын

They're haclway

Johnny to Testament: Hey girl. I mean they

May took his coins away, can't have shit on the jellyfish

@3:23 Johnny successfully stops May from investing in bit coin. Doesn't want her to repeat his mistakes in the coin market.

@kda9x

5 ай бұрын

He stopped her from investing in Monero

video title: "ladies" the video: *testament*

Johnny: money please May: no, 📈 STONKS

The fact that Johnny is voiced by Gill in SFV makes these intros funnier

@mibbzx1493

10 ай бұрын

Rizzurection !

@moriya480

10 ай бұрын

Pretty sure he’s also voiced by grimoire Weiss

@babytricep437

10 ай бұрын

It’s mid

@galeden5700

10 ай бұрын

Liam O'Brien, yep

@TheFi3nd

9 ай бұрын

Also kinda sounds like yasuo

It's funny how Giovanna seems so done with Johnny's flirting considering the way she acts with Leo

2:33 LMAO same

@thedrunkronin4550

10 ай бұрын

Lol.

Mankind knew they cannot change society, so instead of fixing it, they flirted with johnny

It's sad that Johnny and Testament don't have any special dialogues since they know each other well from previous games

@alexandreturcotte6411

10 ай бұрын

Still funny to see them getting a snack though.

@MajideMan

10 ай бұрын

He literally says "Now that's a face I haven't seen in a while." though.

@quisejones7106

10 ай бұрын

@@MajideManis that a unique interaction tho, or does he say it to everyone without a unique dialogue? Cause Testaments “to a dazzling encounter” is one of his standard lines. Plus Johnny has been apart of GG for a long ass time so he oughta have met just about every recurring character in the cast by know

@aRBy125

10 ай бұрын

No kidding. Considering Testament left Dizzy with the Jellyfish Pirates at the beginning of XX, you'd think they'd have more to say.

@crash538

10 ай бұрын

@@quisejones7106 but not happy chaos or goldie, though i guess they could just have him not say that but prob not

Bro really tried to rizz on Testament lmao

Testament: I don't recall any business woth you. Johnny: I made Dizzy an honorary member of my ship. Testament: Oh that's right!

johnny and brisket converse be like 'ay you that guy' and mf be like 'ninja im a girl lmao'

@winterflan

10 ай бұрын

Little did Johnny know, he had it called all along! Hardest read in fighting game history

@theambassador2527

10 ай бұрын

@@winterflanbro hit that decade read

@petar4209

10 ай бұрын

​@@winterflanThe god of failure HATES him, learn his secret with this ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

@winterflan

10 ай бұрын

@@theambassador2527 turns out the one L Johnny took in his life was never actually an L all along

@scylecs

10 ай бұрын

​@@winterflanjohnny never takes Ls. the universe will warp its very reality to ensure that

Johnny for president

Johnny: Still playing the same trick, boy? Bridget: It's not really much of a trick these days. Bridget: Hope you're not mad about that last time. Johnny: Still a little embarrassed about that, but it's water under the bridge.

also featuring testament

Johnny when Everyone else: “howdy” Johnny when giovanna: “GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY” May off screen: 💸💸💸💸

"then youre in luck because im a cumulonimbus" johnny what the fuck does that even mean 😭😭

@Alice-May

9 күн бұрын

She was cloud watching, he said he's a type of cloud so she can still be cloud watching when looking at him.

You know a video is gonna be good when the first nanosecond is asking you to paypal someone money

Alas, no unique dialogue for Bridget, he says the same thing to her that he does to I-no.

@lagc5103

10 ай бұрын

​@@BIastProcXbridget aint a "trap"

@BIastProcX

10 ай бұрын

Lmao the comment got deleted cuz it got over 7 likes with facts

@cooperlittlehales6268

10 ай бұрын

@@BIastProcX doubt it

@elbrachoxddd5883

10 ай бұрын

JESUS CHRIST JHONNY SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK 18

@elbrachoxddd5883

10 ай бұрын

​@@BIastProcXRight, facts...of course...........

Wait a minute, May gives Johnny allowance? I figured he was higher up among the pirates… is he just bad with money?

@wiegraf9009

10 ай бұрын

Yeah it's so he doesn't gamble away their money

@sachanadeau5444

6 ай бұрын

He’s a gambling addict

1:32 Johnny repeating his mistakes of the past.

@deddrz2549

10 ай бұрын

Nah, he knows testament, he just likes thussy now 😏

@steelsymen5529

9 ай бұрын

what mistake?

3:23 Oh Nah, She Would Spend Your Entire Bank Account.

(And testament)

I'm glad I learned May is 22 cause otherwise i would've had a problem with Johnny

So you're telling me that Johnny has no Rizz to dispense on Baiken or Ramlethal?

There’s no way that cloud joke almost got me 💀

The brokest rizzler

I could imagine if Johnny, Kagura and Hol Horse could either team-up or fight each other to flirting or hanging out with woman (and Testament).

@GokaikillerTobi

8 ай бұрын

Or gamble with Qingque

@sirkinsella9831

8 ай бұрын

@@GokaikillerTobi Who?

The spirit of Hol Horse lives on.

They got Hank Hill in strive let’s go

Johnny is out here with casual rizz🔥

This is Johhny Bravo

A man on a mission

As a mortal kombat player I see a certain similiarity between Johnny and Johnny Cage

The Johnny Test is real!

"I'm gonna invest all your allowoance!" - Spoken like a real wife :D

Where's Bridget

I really wished he just said “yeah you’ll never see that money again” after beating may

>Video Title says "Hits on ladies of Guilty Gear Strive". >2nd character showcased is Testament. 🐸🐸🐸

Bro has all the rizz in the world that’s wild

Johnny even rizzes up the theys AND the thems

He’s so COOOOL

Damn, it seems Giovanna is still all over Leo.

"got nothing better to do?" "You later if this goes well"

HE’LL COME HE’LL COME

Testament isn’t a woman 😂😂😂

@aliceyagami8260

10 ай бұрын

but is a ladie lol

@abrahamlupis9354

10 ай бұрын

a man experimented to be into a Gear and turned asexual

@steelsymen5529

9 ай бұрын

Testament is weed

I read the tittle tht says "ladies" and I see Testament........ nop

lol putting Test in here lol

1:13 Society.

@Russell-vq6ux

Ай бұрын

Potemkin right now:😢

Unspoken Rizz

It's nice to see testament and johnny become friends👀. johnny is a chad

Omg I'm literally him (Gio has me actin' up)

I only picked up a Guilty Gear game yesterday, but he’s already my favourite character

Johnny should have thought a little more and invited Giovanna onto the Jellyfish, plenty of clouds to see on it

Johnny + Sunglasses. 😎

Now i need him hitting on the MEN

Damn Vernon...

when the Testament became a lady?

Johnny the kind of guy to whistle when a woman passes by him

2:18 "Im a cumulonimbus" so... liable to develop into a problem?

Did we have to hear that same shpeel with heaven or hell a million times?

Bravo Johnny!

Johnnytest my fav

"Now here's a face i haven't seen in a minute. Remember when you wanted to kick my ass after Ino knocked Dizzy off my ship?" 😅

Johnny bravo

IS THAT JIM RAYNOR

Me and johnny are so alike(we’re gamblers and rely on someone for finance)

He's not hitting on Testament though. Granted, they crossed paths due to Dizzy.

@MonkaBonka

Ай бұрын

bro asked them to a food date

2:11 cumulonimbus

May has new va?

How does May handle finances like that? She’s kinda young to learn about cash’s flow

@jessno2889

2 ай бұрын

She’s 24💀

Why did you include Testament?

@gnarsly

10 ай бұрын

not a lady but johnny still flirts with them

@NoelJoyeux8

10 ай бұрын

@@gnarsly ngl that didn't exactly feel like flirting, just catching up with an old friend but idk