For as dumb as Johnny was, the fact that his final conclusion was that "maybe it's just closing time" was actually comically astute

@sharifbrown3567

3 жыл бұрын

He said it twice though...

@mr.dolphin4760

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharifbrown3567 XDDDDDD

@redshirtveteran5688

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharifbrown3567 Yes, he arrived at the right conclusion though.

@meeper46

2 жыл бұрын

@Y. Tawfik toxic masculinity?

@kennethnwebb

Жыл бұрын

Johnny wasn't dumb...he was jacked up on mashed potatoes and exercise

I love how his hair is poking out the top of the casket

@andrewshouse9840

3 жыл бұрын

Sarcophagus

@bigdiccmarty9335

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewshouse9840 forever box*

@megagrips6470

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewshouse9840 death basket

@gabrielparra4224

3 жыл бұрын

1

@devinpaul9026

3 жыл бұрын

@@megagrips6470 Rot bucket.

I envy this man's confidence

@thatdumbass9856

3 жыл бұрын

You spelt God's wrong

@skyzocka

3 жыл бұрын

Funny how women didn't want him but nowadays they want exactly that

@crawlingboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@skyzocka pretty much even then they wanted him

@Christian-rn1ur

3 жыл бұрын

@@crawlingboy Nobody wanted him because he was vain and made everything about him, that's the moral of the show. You want girls to like you? Pay attention to them - their qualities and interests - not just what they look like.

@crawlingboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Christian-rn1ur and did you know that the creator says the the show only showcases the time johnny falls out trying to pick up the ladies offscreen he is pretty damn popular and in reality women like men like him and their many moments in the show which features johnny being more then an oaf

You gotta love that despite his numerous pratfalls and breaking everything, the man never loses his cool and is immediately styling.

@JoshplayerX

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad now-a-days this is the kind of confidence women want now

@powpowouchy5

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoshplayerX why do i see so many of these types of comments on these johnny bravo videos?

@JoshplayerX

3 жыл бұрын

@@powpowouchy5 Because it's a real fact

@alanm.335

3 жыл бұрын

That, Princess of the Night, is what you call an expert in recovery. 😆

@powpowouchy5

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoshplayerX even if it is, get over it. jesus

me: "I watch Johnny Bravo for the plot." also me: "That's the same girl Johnny hit on when he turned himself into a fly."

@-GyBer-

3 жыл бұрын

he turned himself into fly, funniest shit i've ever seen

@PwnZombie

3 жыл бұрын

IM PICKLE JOOOONNNNNYT

@robloxtriothecommenter6639

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@persephone9084

2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t she also the drill instructor?

@NazriB

2 жыл бұрын

Lies again? Media Medal App Store

The best part of Johnny is how he doesn't take rejection personally.

@MrNote-lz7lh

Жыл бұрын

Of course he doesn't. He ask every girl around him out. If you only ask girls out you're actually interested in of course it's going to hit you a lot harder.

@_Stray

Жыл бұрын

@@MrNote-lz7lh doesn't mean he's not interested

@MrNote-lz7lh

Жыл бұрын

@@_Stray My bad. I meant of course it's easy to handle rejection if you ask out girls you don't actually have feelings for. He's a player and this show only shows when he failed to get laid.

@_Stray

Жыл бұрын

@@MrNote-lz7lh you come off as very pessimistic

@MrNote-lz7lh

Жыл бұрын

@@_Stray I'm just speaking facts here. Nothing pessimistic about it.

Johnny Bravo is really tough. Fell down a flight of steps. Endured suffocation in an ancient coffin and had several mishaps with crockery. Despite all of the above he is perfectly unharmed. No physical or mental trauma suffered.

@mohammedavdul5247

3 жыл бұрын

@Bjorn Arnesen cursed

@shadowling77777

3 жыл бұрын

CHAD

@Calais-dn5bl

3 жыл бұрын

theres also the time he had an ancient stone obelisk fall on his head and then proceeded to have his face smashed through a diamond glass case and was completely fine, if a bit dizzy

@danniemikeey579

3 жыл бұрын

And he didn't need to use the restroom!

@Janken_Pro

2 жыл бұрын

His hair is also extremely durable. You can't trim it.

Where is everybody? It must be past closing time. Or maybe the Sun exploded and I’M THE LAST MAN ON EARTH!

@Deadpool-fh6ve

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe it's just closing time

@pvic6959

3 жыл бұрын

why is this getting so popular randomly lol. I see these being recommended now

@amoral_minority

3 жыл бұрын

Occam's razor as explained by Johnny

@c.galindo9639

3 жыл бұрын

I think the sun did actually explode

@lazarperic4525

3 жыл бұрын

@@pvic6959 Some retards (most likely Twitter snowflakes) are trying to "cancel" Johnny for some reason...

I love how Johnny fell asleep in 5 seconds in the sarcophagus.

@buster7431

3 жыл бұрын

He ate a lotta sugar before,even funnier in context :))

@GodtheAllmighty777

Жыл бұрын

He's used to it

@madcircle7311

Жыл бұрын

a useful skill

I don't know what's more astounding that this man's confidence is higher then my IQ or this Man's IQ being Higher then my Confidence.

@Losrandir

Жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if I even get that

@R_Karri

Жыл бұрын

@@Losrandir Johnny is confident and OP is unconfident

@josephmanno4514

Жыл бұрын

If you actually had a high IQ, you would know the difference between "then" and "than."

@scintillam_dei

Жыл бұрын

IQ is pseudoscience and racist.

We all need a friend like Johnny Bravo

@antithoughtpolice7497

Жыл бұрын

@Lubomir Radev For entertainment. Like when Eric and Donna get back at the gang with Choco lax brownies. Kelso says he won't be that dumb again, then just eats another one. "I love our friends."

@AndreiPopescu

Ай бұрын

@lubomirradev9801 Because having a funny looking friend helps you get women, or at least that's what happened in an episode when a man used him like that.

He is incredibly confident. Isn’t afraid to put himself out there. And never less rejection get him down! Learn from him

@MrNote-lz7lh

Жыл бұрын

Learn what? To hound every chick around me? I mean damn. Of course it'd be easy to handle rejection if you ask out chicks you don't even like.

@shubhchakrabarty

8 ай бұрын

I dont ask chicks Chicks ask me .... 😂😂😂 Its a fact

Johnny is an inspiration, man's takes so many L's hitting on chicks but he still gets back out there like 'put me in the game coach'

@JThom529

Жыл бұрын

And doesn’t even consider that maybe his gameplay is that bad, hence why he almost always loses ha

@alexgomez6723

Жыл бұрын

Johnny’s game isn’t bad, he just knows it’s one of numbers, and he actually does find success every so often, it’s just that we for the most part see the times he stroke out otherwise it wouldn’t be much of a comedy.

CN was in its prime. Other shows of the same era like PPG, Dexter's Lab were aired. Ed, Edd & Eddy too.

@lol70721

3 жыл бұрын

Ppg?

@theaveragegamerguy1883

3 жыл бұрын

@@lol70721 power puff girls

@ying.golden

3 жыл бұрын

Samurai Jack

@SuperTsogo

2 жыл бұрын

Courage the cowardly dog

@suck4599

2 жыл бұрын

flapjack

Johnny:Will you go out with me? Girl: (laughs) only if you were the last man on earth [She's not laughing now]

Don’t let cancel culture find this man!

@MrSophire

3 жыл бұрын

I know they already got Pepé Le Pew

@Outlaw7263

3 жыл бұрын

There's a singer who deadass looks like Johnny Bravo, I forgot his name though

@undeadblizzard

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSophire Pepe I never found funny. Sexual harassment isn't funny. The joke that French, Italian, and Spanish men are sexually aggressive is hurtful.

@manasessopon9598

3 жыл бұрын

@@undeadblizzard why are you here, you finally decided to cancel my boi johnny bravo too

@undeadblizzard

3 жыл бұрын

@@manasessopon9598 Johnny Bravo is funny. Usually with Johnny Bravo he doesn't win. Plus is funny because Johnny is Strong and Buff. Pepe whole thing is one note and it is a really offensive stereotype of European Men. Sometimes Cancel Culture is good thing.

I remember my mom describing, why Johnny Bravo was so funny, to me. "It's because he has everything, he's strong, confident, and slick, but he's such a weenie!" Only time I've heard her say weenie, and it is shockingly fitting

@jakerojas4756

9 ай бұрын

Dude look up a "weenie" This dude the opposite

Pretty sure he'd get all the chicks whit that confidence in real life.

@crawlingboy

3 жыл бұрын

that is accurate both in the real world and the offscreen moments in the show as the creator confirmed it

@falcofurious

3 жыл бұрын

@@crawlingboy off screen moments in the show? Is that supposed to be a joke?

@crawlingboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@falcofurious the whole show is a comedy, if johnny was successful would it be as funny as him failing

@falcofurious

3 жыл бұрын

@@crawlingboy you don't understand, I'm asking what the hell are off screen moments? It's a cartoon

@crawlingboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@falcofurious yes and?

*0:50** Have to admit the man has style.*

He jumps to an overly dramatic conclusion and then gives the simplest most logical answer lol

I remember this. The one thing it teaches life goes on despite everything.

“No, Grandma, I don’t wanna groom the monkeys!” Wtf lol! 😂

I love how he goes from 0 to 100 to back to 0.

How'd the sundial move indoors?

@mxxstro

3 жыл бұрын

indoor sun, duh.

@jackalvonstone250

3 жыл бұрын

Skylight.

@abanoub7002

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackalvonstone250 ya dummy stupid breh

@carna24

3 жыл бұрын

Hm.. good question

@NerdiusMaximuss

3 жыл бұрын

isn't it obvious, they made a complete replica of the sun (to scale) and then put it in the museum

Johnny bravo is one of my favorite Cartoon Network characters

We had it so good back then

Man I wish I had his confidence.

I love how the sundial totally defies the rules of logic. 😆😆

Occam’s Razor as explained by Johnny.

Lmao. Johnny can be good at dramatic roles.

I remember this show I always admired Johnnys confidence

Fun fact: the character Johnny Bravo is inspired by Elvis Presley

@0:33 Never stopped laughing every time Johnny says some of the weirdest, random stuff! *"Huh?... NO, GRAMMA! I DON'T WANNA GROOM THE MONKEYS!!"* XD!!

That's me when I come home and the family's not there 😹 "Am I the sole survivor of the nuclear explosion~?!?!? Or maybe they're running errands."

He always had the best pick up lines hahahah.

I have never seen a character shout something so overly dramatic and then follow it up with the most logical conclusion.

That pickup line is genius tho

Can we appreciate the animation quality.

Johnny bravo was my childhood crush whom i knew I'd rather not date (-.-)

@tripleh5369

3 жыл бұрын

i wish i could be like jonny bravo

One of the best cartoons ever!

This is exactly how my train of thought starts right before a panic attack

Sometimes his genius is almost frightening

Jonny knows how to break stuff in style.

This man's confidence is as high as the sun can be. I admire him. He's also not that bad looking with hunky muscle. Why is he always rejected

@adobongchicken918

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't he a sort of creep and narcissist, like he sort of serves as a lesson that men shouldn't just be handsome and confident

@mas-em4ik

3 жыл бұрын

@@adobongchicken918 in a way. Yeah. Probably. The irony is that he is what every men wanna be. Good looking, muscular, and full of confidence. But women hates him. 🤣

@arcryves2630

3 жыл бұрын

Because he's a r/niceguy

@josephcerrera8299

3 жыл бұрын

He comes on too strong. It boils down to appearance and approach. Johnny is jacked so his appearance isnt the issue. Its the way he talks to women.

@grammajam3682

Жыл бұрын

because the show is just his failures with women. he scores plenty past what the viewer sees

Love how the sun dial continues to work at night.

He probably just destroyed millions of dollars worth of priceless historical artifacts.

@sr.hughes8712

3 жыл бұрын

Say that again but slowly

You gotta wonder if the the items he broke were recreations or the real artifacts

@dragonarouser9160

3 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness I'm not the only one who paid attention to that

@lemonpringlesdoodles

Жыл бұрын

I think it’s funnier if they’re real, considering how much damage he causes.

@Koppu1doragon

Жыл бұрын

If they are openly displayed like that they're recreations, if they are behind display cases there's a 50/50 chance they're real.

@a.katherinesuetterlin3028

10 ай бұрын

​@@lemonpringlesdoodles That and one of the things he broke -- that was on his head -- was something clearly related to Anubis (Jackal-headed Egyptian God of the Underworld). Anubis has always struck me as being sort of...serious. Something Johnny Bravo is not. Ergo, his breaking that particular "artifact" is hilarious. 😅😂

I love that the every little detail that's been pointed out was already pointed out in the 90s by so many people and animators.

We love Johnny Bravo

I really think that if Johnny wasn't so cocky all the time, he would've already been in a relationship by now.

@fabrypetty1689

2 жыл бұрын

The problem is that he is narcisistic and egocentric, otherwise i think its flaws would have been overlooked in favor of his confidence and well... his looks.

One of the cartoons I enjoyed in childhood, still makes me laugh tho..

If the sun exploded, there’d be no earth, or you Johnny.

Being stuck in the casket was like being swaddled as a baby so that's why he fell asleep so easily..

I love how the next logical conclusion other than past closing time is the sun exploding.

I don't know why this show is much more funny to me now as 30s

I always used to call him Johnny Brother! He was the older brother I never had

Johnny is the real Certified Lover Boy😂😂😂🔥

Beautiful man Johnny bravo 👏👏🔥🔥

When you sleep during the day and instantly think where the fuck i an and everyone else is for That matter? Before realising it

After breaking everything and he does that 0:50🤣🤣

At least he's smart enough to know it's closing time.

Such extravagant poses

the “It’s Valentine’s Day Johnny Bravo” clip doesn't allow comments so i'll talk about it here he actually doesn't get the girl at the end, she forces him to forget her and there's no cartoonish happy ending and love is fake and sadness is all that exists in the universe :(

@cozinoda

3 жыл бұрын

just came from that... knew it was too good to last

@sstheinsane8724

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Johnny.

@lionheart4109

2 жыл бұрын

She actually likes him a lot, tho, it's just her job doesn't allow for them to be together.

him saying hu hah hu as hes going down the stairs was the best part

The biggest question of my life since childhood is how come no chick ever fell for Johnny's muscular look?

@ghostridersinthesky21

3 жыл бұрын

women irl are drawn to our bodies physical attributes much more intensely than we are to theirs. This causes vvomen to be extraordinarily picky when it comes to selecting the best man. Johnny is a little on the short side, thus these vvomen identify him as not being in the top 5% of male looks. Poor ole johnny would have to become a Suga daddy at this point to get anywhere with these vvomen. His looks dont meet their ridiculously high cut off

@kaiser1963

3 жыл бұрын

Creator confirmed he does score just the episodes show the times where he doesnt. Johnny irl would be drowning in women tho.

@rashan141

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostridersinthesky21 Except that's a lie. Women are literally just as attracted to male bodies as we, men, are to women's bodies. It's this thing called 'physical attraction'.

@zoltancsikos5604

2 жыл бұрын

@@rashan141 A weaboo calling himself a man? Strange times indeed.

@thomasdasilva2399

2 жыл бұрын

It happens once in the Saint Valentin special episode. I recommend you to check it out. ;)

Tall, big framed, blonde and extreme confidence. In real life he would be getting those girls haha

@cygnusprime6728

3 жыл бұрын

Eh still depends on the girl. If you are too eager and pushy as soon as you meet a girl she might get turned off even if you're physically attractive and confident. Being super up front and super available is a double edged sword.

@sr.hughes8712

3 жыл бұрын

Still needs the money

@Jackholiday1025

2 ай бұрын

@@sr.hughes8712tell that to all the broke dudes who still get women.

@Jackholiday1025

2 ай бұрын

If you play the numbers game and are confident you’ll score plenty but also you’ll get rejected plenty as well. Johnny scores off camera, it’s just funnier to see him fail. Johnny is confident and has muscles but if you can’t understand why most women would find his personality and manner too over the top then I don’t know what to tell you.

love how they show Johnny bravo bulking over time

Boys grew up wanting to be the strongest man on earth, I grew up wanting to be Johnny Bravo

Johnny is a giga chad

Stuck the landing perfectly

Seeing this scene at 39 years old, it seems very forced to me all the blows and the jars that I had in my head, I said, since I annoy all that, huff, the horrible thing about getting old.

Gotta love Johnny thinking he’s gods gift to women

He’s so cute

This show actually had really good pickup lines

Even if he was the last man on earth, he’d _still_ couldn’t get a date.

“No grandma, I don’t want to groom the monkeys” what abuse did this man suffer

Don’t ask how the sundial works at night

Small legs and big body. Jonny is so relatable 😂

Back when Cartoon Network was worth watching (and supporting)

He’s got that light skim stare

I like how ssunclock works even at night

I need this type of confidence

0:17 One Eye Symbol!!!

The og gigachad

1:01 That reminded me of the set design from last scene of Watchmen movie.

♫ Closing time! You don't have to go home but you can't stay here! Or maybe... the Sun exploded and you're the last man on Earth! ♫

How does he not have muscle injuries from those sudden jerk movements.

Excellent cartoon

Blonde Elvis Presley with a Schwarzenegger body.

No Johnny the sun exploded

How many dollars in property damage does Johnny owe by the end of this episode?

I always watched SpongeBob or Shrek while smoking weed for some reason. have to give Johny a shot

0:02 that's how some dudes be stepping in these girls DM'S😂😂😂

Or maybe it closing Time

“Oh yeah an all girl jury.” EXCUSE ME?

Cool!

Dope

I know this is just a cartoon but in reality that woman would be charged with assault and possibly sued for any injuries falling down the stairs. lol 😆. I love this cartoon so much.

That eyebrow thought 😂😂

Bro skips leg day