Such a funny guy; sadly missed. We could use more laughter in this crazy world. RIP John.

I've heard these routines before, but he puts a little different spin in these clips. Even the 10th or 20th time, it makes me laugh. Comedic genius, passed way too soon. RIP, John.

GOD BLESS YOU JON FOR MAKING SOME HAPPY MOMENTS FOR ALL OF US .

I miss you John and love your comedy. You always make me laugh when I'm having a rough day. Even when I rewatch one of your clips I find something new to laugh at.

"Get out of the Line" ...I agree 100%

I actually stood in a line when a guy asked, "How small is the small?" I laughed hysterically but held back the desire to tell the guy what to do.

@yellowblanka6058

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's a valid question. Portions in this country are out of control - a "small" ice-cream would likely be a medium or large anywhere else as we have no concept of portion control/the overweight/obese public demands ever-bigger meals/portions.

@matafiyd

5 жыл бұрын

Get out of the line !

@TheCaveman46

5 жыл бұрын

@@matafiyd Spoken in your best Gollum voice, I presume. 😎

@stevelogan5475

5 жыл бұрын

Same here, lol,

Hope Johns family enjoys his comedy still as we his fans do.

Mr. Pinette, you must have them rolling in the aisles in Heaven. You never fail to make me laugh especially when I really need to. We all miss you.

@ConflictedYouth

5 жыл бұрын

Heaven does not exist my friend

@timothyhowell7047

4 жыл бұрын

@@ConflictedYouth my friend I wish you think a little bit more about no heaven. I'm not trying to start anything with you. I'll say a prayer for you rather it makes any difference to you or not.

@ConflictedYouth

4 жыл бұрын

@@timothyhowell7047 Don't be brainwashed is all I can tell you, use rationality, question everything including religion

@timothyhowell7047

4 жыл бұрын

@@ConflictedYouth I have questioned everything. But it comes down to my faith. Merry Christmas

@Persian-Immortal

4 жыл бұрын

Just hope no line in heaven, or he is going to be angry...

Still miss him, God bless him!

One of the funniest comedians to ever grace our planet. I love food jokes for a lot of reasons and nobody did it better. I write this in 2018, four years after his death. We now live in a world where people are terrified of being inappropriate, even when they should be inappropriate. John had the talent and ability to secretly know what everybody really wants in life: A Beaver Tale. (A Wonderful Canadian Chocolate concoction.) John Pinette: Playing in a theater in Heaven near You.

@25michaelfisher

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. One of the best

@25michaelfisher

4 жыл бұрын

This comic didn't get the exposure he deserved. I was on u-tube watching probably a Trump rally. Ran across John. Hilarious. Sad he was dead.

@monkeybandit222

3 жыл бұрын

We lost a legend

@imisstoronto3121

2 жыл бұрын

It’s Beaver Tail

Only just stumbled across this amazing comic, and have been bingewatching everything I manage to find. Virtually no profanities in all that I have seen. An amazing talent, such a big loss as we could all do with the laughs now like was around back then.

When i had a sad day ,you made me laugh.l loved your stand up and now you will stand in my heart. I know you have our love ones laughing in heaven.

RIP John, you were hilarious!

@mengoingabroad8576

5 жыл бұрын

Master of comedy The good die young

@Kongkreingkrai

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@thenormalplatypus3514

3 жыл бұрын

He was big but he sounded healthy. RIP

@mjphoto45

3 жыл бұрын

Still is

Miss him so much.

Thanks for being you and existed.

The rate at witch John throws jokes is insane 🤣 so may funny jokes by the second.

his facial expressions are priceless.

@truckerray7533

4 жыл бұрын

They sure are a crack up, aint they???? lol. me he rest in peace!!!

John Pinette is the reason why when i go to a fast food joint, im off to the side when lookin at the menu. No reason for 3 guys to be standin behind me with their thumbs up their bums while i decide what burger i want today.

ONE OF THE TOP NOTCH NATURALLY FUNNY COMEDIANS EVER (Sad he left this world too early)

Rip John, you were the best.❤️

Man gotta love "Enter your name here" they really put on a good show :D

Oh you are a GEM JOHN!!! IM SURE HEAVEN IS CRACKING UP. MISS YOU SO VERY MUCH 💖💖💖💖

RIP John you are surely missed!

@michaelcrone2129

4 жыл бұрын

Love John's comedy. RIP

@jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798

3 жыл бұрын

Restin pizza

He is so entertaining that I watch him over and over again and laugh :) Wish he was still here !

Buying good quality toilet paper tells you everything is going to be all right.

GeT OuTta ThE LiNe

He was so cute

He reminds me so much of Jonathan winters and John candy combined...his body type and facial expressions resemble both great comedians

@adamquiroz460

3 жыл бұрын

what's up with all the funny fat guys named john

I'll bet he has all u can eat pasta. Free. No waiting. Anytime he wants where he went. After bringing tears of laughter to my eyes. That's what he gets. 🌹🍿🧀🥐🥗🥞🥓🥑🥝🌭🌮

"About 180 I'm not sure." "Kilos?" "Whatever floats your boat."

I love him he's so funny and so missed

When I'm in a bad way. He's a go to

@Kongkreingkrai

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Extremely funny

Rest In Peace

thank you John. RIP.

Man now they have Beer and big seats at Movies thank you man ..r.i.p

PERFECT COMEDY

It's McDonald's!! It's the same menu, from when you were 6. Get out of the line!!

Funnier than Seinfeld.

@tarag7292

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah because Seinfeld isn't funny.

@thomasackerly7732

4 жыл бұрын

Tara G agree boring

Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Ahead...

Um not looking for edited clips of John Pinette, I'm hungry for it raw.

Yep

They crashed ON the RUNWAY? LOL

The world would be a better place if he had given lesions .

@intotheabyssoftheunknown4479

4 жыл бұрын

Lessons

When , If , we meet in heaven , I will buy him an extra large every thing .

Poor guy ate junk 👀 l loved him ! Rest big John. Thank your ❤️

" I've been employee of the week twice, I don't even work there!" McDonald's should be proud of him 😂

That get outa the line voice haha

Rip mr Funny man

Geez. Still tryna figure out why this one hurts SO BAD? i get that i _should’ve_ been worried, and worried ab things that ultimately *didn’t* even kill him. YES he was big. Morbidly obese even but what i saw was a big guy that could run & dance & even some skipping! He seemed _QUITE_ nimble! He talked a lot ab “the gym” so he was _TRYING_ to get healthy! i always joke ab “Ugh i’m so OLD!” now at 53 but dang he passed like eight years ago & he was _ONLY_ two years older than me! (Wiki says he was 50) Hardly an age that you’re thinking someone might die soon! He was young! i think i just HATE that there _ISN’T_ a solid reason to blame. He threw a F’ing clot & it traveled to his lung & killed him. No doubt there were circumstances (like being sedentary or traveling by plane-or worse like health issues) but even so, to me it’s just so _RANDOM!_ i need to believe that one of my FAVORITE PPL EVER died suddenly & wayyy too young for a *REASON.* imho this is one of the absolute WORST PARTS of being a human. ... 🥺 For NO REASON AT ALL someone/anyone who you cherish & adore, never wanna live without, can VANISH. In the blink of an eye. FOR. EVER. Luckily nowadays, we can often see it coming. It’s the times when it’s a COMPLETE SHOCK - the WORST SORT of SURPRISE - like NOW. Well, like eight years ago. If i’d ever even _thought_ about it (i didn’t) i’m sure i’d have justified the situation. Like, “well, _YEAH_ he’s a pretty big guy but he’s only like my age(young!) & he seems quite healthy & he talks a lot about fitness ...” but no. i never in a zillion years would’ve thought this could happen. Nah, we’ll be enjoying John’s comedy for *years* to come! Yeah. 🤦🏻‍♀️ OMG! FFS it’s not like i actually _KNEW_ him! Why/how can this still hurt so bad?! 😢💔 It’s just ... no one EVER made me laugh like that! lol when i LOSE MY BREATH from LAUGHING somehow i can’t even remember what i came here to FORGET! He was just like the perfect (funny) man for me! i used to worry that i’d never find another cherub to fill his shoes but i don’t worry anymore. NO ONE will or can _ever_ fill his shoes. The man was UNIQUE. Plus, those were some pretty big shoes! Now i just thank God that John became as famous & popular as he did so that we have these WONDERFUL ROUTINES that we can access here on KZread for FREE! TYTYTY TYTYTY TYTYTY FOR POSTING!! ... believe me or don’t but i _SWEAR_ these videos have kept me alive more than once! Cannot _POSSIBLY_ TY ENOUGH!! 😘

Wonder full time

Some of the best parts are edited out.

@pgaprobob

5 жыл бұрын

played it at a church function....I edited the profanity

@TheCaveman46

5 жыл бұрын

Personally, I can do without profanity. To me, that's the lazy way to get a laugh. Still, by today's standards John was pretty clean IMO. RIP Mr. Pinette. 💘😢

I love movies starring [Enter your cast here].

LMAO @ 5:59

9:18😂😂😂

I wish John got help with his weight before he passed RIP

Our KFC on SOUTH DURANGO in LAS VEGAS runs OUT of chicken! They fn RUN OUT OF CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

@patrickancona1193

9 ай бұрын

Happens all the time in Kailua Kona Hi, McNastys runs outta hash browns & coffee by 8:30/9:00, Jack in the box runs outta curly fries by 10pm & Wendy’s? we just don’t talk about Wendy’s, they must be laundering drug money cuz ain’t NObody been dumb enough to try eating there since 98

Iy

Testing

Sadly when I go to a fast food restaurant I can't read the board even when I'm right at the counter usually I know what I want to order when I go there but sometimes if I don't know the restaurant I have to have somebody read out the board for me legally blind is a bitch

I erred

About 180 🤭

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@just10NU

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ. Stfu and let people be

@afterlife697

3 жыл бұрын

@@just10NU you’re not letting this man be by telling him to shut the fuck up why don’t you take your own advice.

I love his standup, but he was pretty racist.