John Guesses Stardust Crusaders Stands

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So recently I got my buddy John Welsh hooked on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Before starting Part 3, I showed him a bunch of Stands from across the series and had him guess their names and powers. There is more to come, this is part 1 of 5, which is, confusingly, about Part 3.

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  • @Porygonal64
    @Porygonal644 жыл бұрын

    >chronological order >excludes Heirophant Green >jumps straight to Emperor

  • @Acoany

    @Acoany

    4 жыл бұрын

    he jumped 5 stands: heirophant green,tower of grey,dark blue moon,strength and ebony devil

  • @uberd3323

    @uberd3323

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yan Telles what about Yellow temperance?

  • @Acoany

    @Acoany

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@uberd3323 even i forgot about this one lol

  • @YoruKurotsuki

    @YoruKurotsuki

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Acoany Let's be real, the only thing most people remember about Yellow Temperance is the lero lero thing

  • @TheLegless101

    @TheLegless101

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@YoruKurotsuki Yellow Temperance was a pretty significant stand. He got Jotaro to said the N word. It's the only time we've seen Jotaro use the secret Joestar technique, and we got " *Do you understand* ?"

  • @roomtempwater1
    @roomtempwater14 жыл бұрын

    I love when people try to guess the emperors power and then the true power is it is literally just a gun

  • @filipisotter5114

    @filipisotter5114

    4 жыл бұрын

    Emperor

  • @zoim4131

    @zoim4131

    4 жыл бұрын

    sex pistols < stand with a gun

  • @feritperliare2890

    @feritperliare2890

    4 жыл бұрын

    tommyboy tomopher. Hey I mean it has less friendly hits but total also less direct hits

  • @wobbmin3705

    @wobbmin3705

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Emperor is the *4th* tarot card in the deck and is therefore inferior to Sex Pistols.

  • @vinestick

    @vinestick

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wobbmin Sex Pistols isn’t even a tarot card so therefore he is much lower

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega4 жыл бұрын

    This man just deflected the 「Emerald Splash」

  • @MuhammadAwais-YesB

    @MuhammadAwais-YesB

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who can’t?

  • @sugo8983

    @sugo8983

    4 жыл бұрын

    Muhammad Awais Nobody can just reflect he emerald splash

  • @AngelRomero-cu5es

    @AngelRomero-cu5es

    4 жыл бұрын

    Muhammad Awais nobody can reflecc that emerald splash Impossible

  • @MuhammadAwais-YesB

    @MuhammadAwais-YesB

    4 жыл бұрын

    ...Sorry it was a typo “Who can deflect the emerald splash?”

  • @MackSalvador

    @MackSalvador

    4 жыл бұрын

    NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH

  • @S_047
    @S_0474 жыл бұрын

    Silver... chariot? And he stabs things? Me: *spits coffee* OHHHH MYYYYYY GOOODDDDD!!!

  • @electric_creeper

    @electric_creeper

    3 жыл бұрын

    He doesn't stab things, he just C a r v e s a f u c k i n g c i r c l e

  • @colourblindchalk

    @colourblindchalk

    3 жыл бұрын

    @DOGGO POGGO *S M O K E Y*

  • @justagoldencommandowithint5333

    @justagoldencommandowithint5333

    3 жыл бұрын

    OHHHHH NOOOOOOO

  • @sethgabrielnunez1727

    @sethgabrielnunez1727

    3 жыл бұрын

    HORRRYYY SHEEEIT

  • @catoticneutral
    @catoticneutral4 жыл бұрын

    Araki: (makes over powered stand) oh whoops hold on lemme *stand user is now an idiot*

  • @thebadger622

    @thebadger622

    4 жыл бұрын

    *LAUGHS IN PUCCI*

  • @jakoblent4694

    @jakoblent4694

    4 жыл бұрын

    **LAUGHS IN OKUYASU**

  • @stardrift4461

    @stardrift4461

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jakoblent4694 okuyasu but whatevs

  • @jakoblent4694

    @jakoblent4694

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@stardrift4461 you get the gist

  • @JohnSmith-co1zv

    @JohnSmith-co1zv

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hol Horse and Okuyasu in a nutshell

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe4 жыл бұрын

    Wow, I can’t believe you didn’t mention Star Platinum’s most famous, game-changing move Star finger

  • @Powerwolf_Cultist

    @Powerwolf_Cultist

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Girls literally just want one thing and it's disgusting-*

  • @doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240

    @doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Powerwolf_Cultist what about gey bois

  • @goldenexperiencerequiem1056

    @goldenexperiencerequiem1056

    4 жыл бұрын

    STAR, FINGERR!!

  • @abdalmuhsin393

    @abdalmuhsin393

    4 жыл бұрын

    Creako Plays more like ass push

  • @melodysketchdraws

    @melodysketchdraws

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or when he voted the person to death

  • @Ranboso
    @Ranboso4 жыл бұрын

    "Sex pistol" "Puts holes in people" Soo... Now mista has enyaba's stand?

  • @Ranboso

    @Ranboso

    4 жыл бұрын

    @M. J. H. Good point

  • @illusionofquality979

    @illusionofquality979

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, Enyaba's stand doesn't put holes in people. Enyaba had to do it herself.

  • @User-pf2mn

    @User-pf2mn

    4 жыл бұрын

    Atletix 8910 enyaba makes a hole LARGER

  • @reyex9385

    @reyex9385

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hol horse*

  • @lukeedwardpanganiban7891

    @lukeedwardpanganiban7891

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@reyex9385 *Hole Horse**

  • @schloaf3789
    @schloaf37893 жыл бұрын

    Dio: *"Ah yes, a baby with a stand, what's your stand?"* Mannish Boy: **Drooling** Dio: *"Good now go kill the Joestars"*

  • @ThatGuyRBY

    @ThatGuyRBY

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean, he nearly did as well. Good baby... or... bad baby, I guess....

  • @ChazMcGutter
    @ChazMcGutter4 жыл бұрын

    "Oh, i love Speedwagon" *Everyone* loves Speedwagon

  • @GoldenFreakIV

    @GoldenFreakIV

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Everyone liked that.*

  • @misterkaos.357

    @misterkaos.357

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wish he'd bring back his Oddjob hat tho

  • @rugalbernstein5913

    @rugalbernstein5913

    4 жыл бұрын

    Even Speedwagon loves speedwagon!

  • @quinkrinson3872

    @quinkrinson3872

    4 жыл бұрын

    Everyone knows that Jonathan just married with Erina to not get lynched by do it with Speedwagon

  • @Cracker_Smacker

    @Cracker_Smacker

    4 жыл бұрын

    I used to be straigh until i see speed wagon

  • @ankai4124
    @ankai41244 жыл бұрын

    “We will show the stands for the time they appear” **mad hierophant noises**

  • @shackgerm4980

    @shackgerm4980

    4 жыл бұрын

    Now I’m just imagining Hierophant smashing his desk.

  • @pawpad1777

    @pawpad1777

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shackgerm4980 wait until the desk deflects the Emerald Splash

  • @Qxincx

    @Qxincx

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pawpad1777 now im imagining hierophant punching a wall and the wall deflects it

  • @goldexperiencerequiem776

    @goldexperiencerequiem776

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Mad Geb Noises*

  • @just0_

    @just0_

    4 жыл бұрын

    **mad tower of gray, yellow temperance, dark blue moon, strength, ebony devil, osiris, atum, high prietsess, justice, anubis, khumn, thoth, the lovers and set noises**

  • @desireeke55
    @desireeke554 жыл бұрын

    "he's about as homoerotic as the pillarmen", whelp better prepare for golden wind xD

  • @alexboyer6691

    @alexboyer6691

    3 жыл бұрын

    That not homoerotic that's just loving yourself

  • @Mariopwnzu
    @Mariopwnzu4 жыл бұрын

    I love Fugo and his Stand, Hermit Purple

  • @thejamman4070

    @thejamman4070

    4 жыл бұрын

    And Mista, with The Emperor.

  • @xtrabutbetter

    @xtrabutbetter

    4 жыл бұрын

    Giorno Giovanna with The World

  • @goldenexperiencerequiem1056

    @goldenexperiencerequiem1056

    4 жыл бұрын

    And Jolyne Cujoh, With Star Platinum

  • @marcferrer1442

    @marcferrer1442

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@goldenexperiencerequiem1056 I have unfortunate news for you

  • @mikelorenc5010

    @mikelorenc5010

    4 жыл бұрын

    and enyaba with sex pistols

  • @Subscribersnodignity
    @Subscribersnodignity4 жыл бұрын

    “I love old man jojo, he’s my favorite jojo” You got yourself a good friend

  • @testament4785

    @testament4785

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your pfp is cursed

  • @idkwtcm984

    @idkwtcm984

    4 жыл бұрын

    1000 Subscribers no dignity nah it’s a bad one

  • @vinestick

    @vinestick

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shadow Reaper it’s a good one loser

  • @jamiesadf5829

    @jamiesadf5829

    4 жыл бұрын

    anyone who thinks joseph isnt the best jojo live a sad life

  • @user-nq2zs6of5x

    @user-nq2zs6of5x

    4 жыл бұрын

    Love him or hate him, he's spittin straight facts.

  • @akramirez
    @akramirez4 жыл бұрын

    "So, what, does it become Star Platinum The World eventu-" "Yes." JoJo videos have peaked. And I'm glad to see another man of culture who knows Iggy is best boy.

  • @kyuura4324

    @kyuura4324

    4 жыл бұрын

    JoJo makes NO fucking narrative sense and I love it

  • @gatsmen2200

    @gatsmen2200

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kyuura4324 why make narrative sense when you can make narrative hype.

  • @wisemankugelmemicus1701

    @wisemankugelmemicus1701

    4 жыл бұрын

    Iggy is not even close to best boy. Doppio is.

  • @envy6727

    @envy6727

    4 жыл бұрын

    Remember that one time Iggy got cut in half in the ova

  • @Luneria

    @Luneria

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@envy6727 yikes bruh

  • @erikpullenberg1747
    @erikpullenberg17474 жыл бұрын

    "I was half way to saying the rock is the stand user" * Distant "Yo! Angelo!" *

  • @kolchian5139

    @kolchian5139

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @goldenhydreigon4727

    @goldenhydreigon4727

    4 жыл бұрын

    🗿

  • @citadel8373

    @citadel8373

    3 жыл бұрын

    The man that lives as a rock

  • @potsato

    @potsato

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @EinsamPibroch278
    @EinsamPibroch2784 жыл бұрын

    Star Platinum has Bruford's Hair, Jonathan's Physique, and Zepelli's zoom punch/ stretchy fingers.

  • @misschieflolz1301
    @misschieflolz13014 жыл бұрын

    I'm dumb. I was wondering for a split second why I couldn't find videos for part 1 and 2. Please revoke my Jojo fan status as I obviously need to re-watch everything again.

  • @viscinium

    @viscinium

    4 жыл бұрын

    Insert "Do masks grant stands?" discussion

  • @xxcraftiestsavxx6478

    @xxcraftiestsavxx6478

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@viscinium Blackmore would like to talk with you

  • @osgibson2789

    @osgibson2789

    4 жыл бұрын

    At least I'm no the only one

  • @reallycoolbird

    @reallycoolbird

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @treid326

    @treid326

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bro I did exactly the same

  • @goldencyclone4984
    @goldencyclone49844 жыл бұрын

    "We're gonna go in chronological order of how they were introduced" >Shows Silver Chariot before Heirophant Green >Skips immediately to Emperor Bruh

  • @mech57

    @mech57

    4 жыл бұрын

    He never said he's showing every single stand, just that they're in order

  • @taistelusammakko5088

    @taistelusammakko5088

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mech57 and he said

  • @fakeblue8985

    @fakeblue8985

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mech57 Hierophant is a MAIN stand.

  • @haru-bun
    @haru-bun3 жыл бұрын

    11:36 "Araki almost made him an ally, but he didn't cause he felt like there was too many people" and then part four happened

  • @Hydrastudios16

    @Hydrastudios16

    3 жыл бұрын

    halcyon a.k.a. chrice well really it’s because he thought Hol Horse has basically the same personality as Polnareff but you right

  • @ciclon5682
    @ciclon56824 жыл бұрын

    STAND NAME: [CREAM] STAND USER: vanilla ice Hability: *DIABETUS*

  • @emery-gaming

    @emery-gaming

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vanilla ice cream... now I want ice cream

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS4 жыл бұрын

    *Shows OVA Vanilla Ice w/Cream* "I don't watch Berserk" I like your friend. Not because he doesn't watch Berserk, but because that's his response.

  • @grissgrass2349

    @grissgrass2349

    4 жыл бұрын

    I guess you could say his response is... Ice Cold.

  • @UnknowingMan1

    @UnknowingMan1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but he watched Jojo in english, so minus points for that

  • @cstiff98

    @cstiff98

    4 жыл бұрын

    Berserk is fantastic bruh (obviously not the new cg shit though that is fuckin trash)

  • @VenseyNess
    @VenseyNess4 жыл бұрын

    "he's awesome." "Yes! I am!" Outstanding move

  • @VenseyNess

    @VenseyNess

    4 жыл бұрын

    Saying that Joseph being best JoJo is unpopular makes me revoke your outstanding move credentials.

  • @vinestick

    @vinestick

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vensey Ness yeee Joseph on speedwagon level

  • @substituteaccount1915

    @substituteaccount1915

    3 жыл бұрын

    NIGGA SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

  • @cupata56degreeangle12
    @cupata56degreeangle124 жыл бұрын

    “What the baby has a stand?” Oh wait till you see a radio tower

  • @nicokeksi6832

    @nicokeksi6832

    3 жыл бұрын

    and a fucking rock

  • @rency1803

    @rency1803

    3 жыл бұрын

    And some random yen bill

  • @okkoheinio5139
    @okkoheinio51394 жыл бұрын

    "So he's got the same thisg as Star Platinum where he punches people" --> Oh, so it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum

  • @hashi258
    @hashi2584 жыл бұрын

    "Purple haze?" *Fugo looks up*

  • @RatKing369

    @RatKing369

    4 жыл бұрын

    Banan Joker wait who?

  • @asmodeus58XX

    @asmodeus58XX

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@RatKing369 Someone Araki forgot about.

  • @RatKing369

    @RatKing369

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jonathan BarSela I know that was the joke

  • @Bread_Bauru

    @Bread_Bauru

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Sex pistols?” *mista is confused*

  • @Amalf_XD

    @Amalf_XD

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its a spoiler

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura43244 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes. My favorite stand...GUN

  • @grissgrass2349

    @grissgrass2349

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dog actually no. The gun is not his stand, the 7 little... things are his stand. He can pick up whatever gun he wants.

  • @thatsw0lfy526

    @thatsw0lfy526

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stand User: Joker Stand Name: GUN

  • @johnp9795

    @johnp9795

    4 жыл бұрын

    *69 likes... Should I ruin this?*

  • @kinleylocklear7841

    @kinleylocklear7841

    4 жыл бұрын

    GUN is Whitesnake's true ability not being a DJ

  • @fakeblue8985

    @fakeblue8985

    4 жыл бұрын

    Griss Grass you know there’s 6 right?

  • @DJ-po4mt
    @DJ-po4mt4 жыл бұрын

    John: so is it just Star Platinum: The World? 😆 Hydra: Yes. John: 😮

  • @djsnopel9594

    @djsnopel9594

    4 жыл бұрын

    Surprised pikachu

  • @goldenhydreigon4727

    @goldenhydreigon4727

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jotaro: SUTAH PRACHINA: ZA WARUDO!

  • @randombirb9285
    @randombirb92854 жыл бұрын

    When he guessed Silver Chariot correctly: *Dies in amazement, proudness, and laughter* -I like Silver Chariot okay?-

  • @mr.0511

    @mr.0511

    4 жыл бұрын

    I personally like golden experience

  • @tek2873

    @tek2873

    4 жыл бұрын

    Silver Chariot is badass

  • @oliveoil3075

    @oliveoil3075

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like sticky fingers :)

  • @around441pipissharingaytac4

    @around441pipissharingaytac4

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like scr because he do be walking thoe

  • @IDK-fv3hu

    @IDK-fv3hu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeaaa silver chariot best stand :D

  • @KenWojcik
    @KenWojcik4 жыл бұрын

    *Says he won’t use song names* Guesses Part 5 stands

  • @floydthegreninja4031

    @floydthegreninja4031

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right?

  • @Tumbleflop

    @Tumbleflop

    4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, it was like like he'd researched jojo stands beforehand. Felt rigged tbh.

  • @DJ-po4mt

    @DJ-po4mt

    4 жыл бұрын

    *PAPURU HASE*

  • @drangsudbixpersondude1327

    @drangsudbixpersondude1327

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tumbleflop yes

  • @oddcubb1907

    @oddcubb1907

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Tumbleflop he said he studyed bands and sex pistols and Purple haze are band name/songs/albums

  • @chrisburright9015
    @chrisburright90154 жыл бұрын

    if Joseph had Purple Haze, DIO would have been toast.

  • @chrisburright9015

    @chrisburright9015

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Adventist Are you implying that if Joseph had Purple Haze, DIO would have Purple Haze: The World?

  • @-THE_META

    @-THE_META

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean being a vampire might make him immune to the virus...

  • @abhrajitdhar4628

    @abhrajitdhar4628

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Adventist that isn't Hermit Purple it's Jonathan's stand and it doesn't have a name

  • @abhrajitdhar4628

    @abhrajitdhar4628

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Adventist No Araki literally said that stand is Jonathan's.

  • @abhrajitdhar4628

    @abhrajitdhar4628

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Adventist any sources for that ?

  • @drxshock6957
    @drxshock69574 жыл бұрын

    Iggy's stand not being called Fool's Gold is a wasted opportunity

  • @Terumimi

    @Terumimi

    3 жыл бұрын

    DUDE

  • @abhrajitdhar4628

    @abhrajitdhar4628

    3 жыл бұрын

    Especially because the name theme was Colour + tarot cards

  • @Joker-fq6yx

    @Joker-fq6yx

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@abhrajitdhar4628 That's the point...

  • @abhrajitdhar4628

    @abhrajitdhar4628

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Joker-fq6yx ok

  • @paoloboccioni349

    @paoloboccioni349

    3 жыл бұрын

    What about Fool's Garden?

  • @x5pyke
    @x5pyke3 жыл бұрын

    "Well, I already used Silver Chariot..." I'm pretty sure that's what Araki said while writing it, too.

  • @azathoth9836
    @azathoth98364 жыл бұрын

    "were gonna sort stand is chronological order" *PUTS SILVER CHARIOT BEFORE HIEROPHANT GREEN*

  • @Hydrastudios16

    @Hydrastudios16

    4 жыл бұрын

    Someone posted a comment before watching the whole video

  • @sjh5465
    @sjh54654 жыл бұрын

    He guess Hermit Purple as Purple Haze i cANT

  • @reallycoolbird

    @reallycoolbird

    4 жыл бұрын

    If Joseph had Purple Haze im 99% sure every enemy they had would just D I E

  • @amongus-ef5wo

    @amongus-ef5wo

    4 жыл бұрын

    He guess Sex Pistol as Emperor I caNT

  • @evandere

    @evandere

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@reallycoolbird joseph can't trusted with any stand besides his purple licorice

  • @Rj-ij2hn

    @Rj-ij2hn

    4 жыл бұрын

    SJH and Emperor as Sex Pistol *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @flamejr2391

    @flamejr2391

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sejn195 you know the grammar in sentence is not wrong right

  • @rott3549
    @rott35494 жыл бұрын

    "i know tarot cards thanks to jojo's" me a binding of isaac player: "i am several alternate dimensions ahead of you"

  • @mingo3976

    @mingo3976

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can definitely relate, when I saw that the stands were based on tarot cards, I was like "like from the binding of Isaac?"

  • @rott3549

    @rott3549

    4 жыл бұрын

    un plugged ditto bro

  • @unitymask

    @unitymask

    4 жыл бұрын

    *laughs in persona player*

  • @emery-gaming

    @emery-gaming

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me, a PERSONA FAN: I am god himself

  • @substituteaccount1915

    @substituteaccount1915

    3 жыл бұрын

    WHO THE FUCK CARES NIGGA SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

  • @ozymndianmnrch
    @ozymndianmnrch4 жыл бұрын

    No one can just skip the emerald splash?!?!

  • @goldenhydreigon4727

    @goldenhydreigon4727

    3 жыл бұрын

    *everyone proceeds to skip the Emerald Splash*

  • @lumafernandes22
    @lumafernandes224 жыл бұрын

    Rising pheonix is a so better name for magician's red

  • @feritperliare2890

    @feritperliare2890

    4 жыл бұрын

    Luma Fernandes but it’s not a terrot card

  • @liamtyson5561

    @liamtyson5561

    4 жыл бұрын

    *MAJEEESHAN'S RRREDO

  • @ThatchCF

    @ThatchCF

    4 жыл бұрын

    Phoenix's are reborn as well lol

  • @Abdega

    @Abdega

    4 жыл бұрын

    「Rising Phoenix」

  • @Dankboi68

    @Dankboi68

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think that's one of his moves in hftf

  • @RobLucci3
    @RobLucci34 жыл бұрын

    8:30 I mean DIO's actually afraid of touching Joseph because Hammon suffused Hermit Purple could maim or kill him. So I wouldn't say he shrugs it off.

  • @RobLucci3

    @RobLucci3

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Owen Speh Well, yeah, but the point being that he doesn't just shrug off Joseph's abilities and instead uses The World to fling him off the building with a chimney exactly because he's afraid of touching him.

  • @djsnopel9594

    @djsnopel9594

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@RobLucci3 I mean, if somebody held a knife (hamon) to you and you pulled out a gun (knife) I'd say you're shrugging that person's danger off

  • @Topunito
    @Topunito4 жыл бұрын

    I find it hard to believe that he got 2 right, supposedly without knowing anything, and got 2 part 5 stands.

  • @Mariopwnzu
    @Mariopwnzu4 жыл бұрын

    "So he's got that same thing as Star Platinum" So it's the same type of Stand as my Star Platinum

  • @phantommanass
    @phantommanass4 жыл бұрын

    I thought Joseph was lots of people's favorite JoJo.

  • @vladislavaliahmedmalik1752

    @vladislavaliahmedmalik1752

    4 жыл бұрын

    phantommanass it’s like 50/50, people either love him or hate him

  • @phantommanass

    @phantommanass

    4 жыл бұрын

    I still think he's best boy, I've only watched the anime though, because god forbid I be able to read the manga.

  • @vladislavaliahmedmalik1752

    @vladislavaliahmedmalik1752

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@phantommanass agreed

  • @jhingvittoencinarez2930

    @jhingvittoencinarez2930

    4 жыл бұрын

    phantommanass kewl but if u got to part 7 or 8 the protagonist are all morally grey and have realistic personality and goals and motivation.

  • @phantommanass

    @phantommanass

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jhingvittoencinarez2930 well like I was saying I can't find them to read anywhere.

  • @izzykwoka2379
    @izzykwoka23794 жыл бұрын

    Cream is actually a band name

  • @Bruh-ji8vm

    @Bruh-ji8vm

    4 жыл бұрын

    Crazy Diamond it was a pun with vanilla ice and cream

  • @catoticneutral

    @catoticneutral

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Bruh-ji8vm Google it, it's also a band. It was unintentionally the first band stand

  • @lunardogs2416

    @lunardogs2416

    4 жыл бұрын

    you fools, its both

  • @catoticneutral

    @catoticneutral

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lunardogs2416 yeah my point exactly

  • @theguy1608

    @theguy1608

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lunardogs2416 Why compare us to Iggy's stand?

  • @ang1759
    @ang17594 жыл бұрын

    "Mariah is very, very curvy." Man of culture.

  • @duckmine5809
    @duckmine58094 жыл бұрын

    22:56 "I don't think he has legs" he says as the picture shows him eating his legs

  • @espicelmecanicodecombustio1632
    @espicelmecanicodecombustio16324 жыл бұрын

    Joseph best JoJo is an unpopular opinion? I will fight you, I will fight you all goddammit

  • @John.Cambrian

    @John.Cambrian

    4 жыл бұрын

    Iluminacos he cheated on his wife and had sexual thoughts about his mom :)

  • @soriso717

    @soriso717

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brakedown! Breakdown! You haven’t?

  • @tickere5094

    @tickere5094

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would have loved to see him fight with a good stand, hes so fun to watch.

  • @vinestick

    @vinestick

    4 жыл бұрын

    Soriso why are you trying to give a moral to an anime character in a fighting anime with little to no drama like why do you even care unless you’re trying to downgrade him because your favorite JoJo is not match for Joseph

  • @soriso717

    @soriso717

    4 жыл бұрын

    rcerrwrf147 I think you meant to respond to Brakedoen! Breakdown!, also I would advise to take a less emotional response when you’re talking about how the emotions/morals aren’t important in an action anime.

  • @notquiteaweebyet1054
    @notquiteaweebyet10544 жыл бұрын

    "we are going through parts in cronological order." doesn't show part 7 first

  • @vinestick

    @vinestick

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gappy: *cries in rokaka fruit*

  • @kevintrang3007

    @kevintrang3007

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sejn195 *but not fried chicken*

  • @substituteaccount1915

    @substituteaccount1915

    3 жыл бұрын

    WHO GIVES A SHIT BITCH FOOLISH ASS NIGGA

  • @insertedgycoolname6884

    @insertedgycoolname6884

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@substituteaccount1915 imagine replying to every fucking community and hating everyone for no reason.

  • @crypto9447
    @crypto94474 жыл бұрын

    In part nine we will meet hol horse's younger and lesser known brother "half horse"

  • @harryvpn1462
    @harryvpn14624 жыл бұрын

    Did he rlly just ignore the fact that he gussed the emperor as being sex pistol, the name of another stand

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer4 жыл бұрын

    8:50 Like hell it is! Young Joseph is widely beloved!

  • @asmodeus58XX

    @asmodeus58XX

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your next line is: "Hell yeah!"

  • @shibbo3226

    @shibbo3226

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@asmodeus58XX nani

  • @FirstnameLastname-do1px

    @FirstnameLastname-do1px

    4 жыл бұрын

    So is old Joseph

  • @McBehrer

    @McBehrer

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@FirstnameLastname-do1px I never said he wasn't. But Young Joseph, specifically, is a lot of people's favorite.

  • @FirstnameLastname-do1px

    @FirstnameLastname-do1px

    4 жыл бұрын

    McBehrer I like young Joseph but old Joseph is good because of “OHHHHH SHIT” alon

  • @imael4802
    @imael48024 жыл бұрын

    *Says hell go in chronological order* is completely random

  • @MALware7170

    @MALware7170

    4 жыл бұрын

    uHm,, tEchNiCAllY...

  • @Hydrastudios16

    @Hydrastudios16

    4 жыл бұрын

    How is it random? I didn't put in every stand but the ones I did (except for The World) are in chronological order of when they appeared.

  • @rasineidedossantossantos5094

    @rasineidedossantossantos5094

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about heirophant green?

  • @sebastianschoefl

    @sebastianschoefl

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hydra Studios 16 still no hierophant green

  • @TeleTrenta

    @TeleTrenta

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Hydrastudios16 once you went to the egyption gods you kinda complete forgot about that.

  • @twizzleddoggo
    @twizzleddoggo4 жыл бұрын

    My man you got every member even the mut and you leave out kakyoin, this is sad times

  • @thedanishdevil9434
    @thedanishdevil94344 жыл бұрын

    John: I like speedwagon Me: What kind of man doesn't

  • @Maxflay3r
    @Maxflay3r4 жыл бұрын

    this is probably the best video out of the stand guessing fad thingy

  • @lukejones2731
    @lukejones27314 жыл бұрын

    This guy is actually pretty good at this.

  • @thatsw0lfy526

    @thatsw0lfy526

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean he said Sex Pistols.

  • @bloxer9563

    @bloxer9563

    4 жыл бұрын

    SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS BACKGROUND INFO... Its unfair tbh.

  • @DENORTHBEARFISHING
    @DENORTHBEARFISHING4 жыл бұрын

    silver chariot can take off his armor and it makes him faster but he can only shoot his sword but only once??

  • @donutlover772

    @donutlover772

    4 жыл бұрын

    I read that comment *really really fast*

  • @Terumimi

    @Terumimi

    3 жыл бұрын

    ha

  • @nicokeksi6832

    @nicokeksi6832

    3 жыл бұрын

    hey check this out!

  • @vance31407
    @vance314074 жыл бұрын

    Everybody: Getting mad Hierophant Green is not on here. Me: Getting mad he spelt Phoenix wrong.

  • @Hydrastudios16

    @Hydrastudios16

    4 жыл бұрын

    A far more reasonable reason to be mad at me. I suck at spelling.

  • @lunawohlmut4821

    @lunawohlmut4821

    3 жыл бұрын

    And Spirit Photography...

  • @vance31407

    @vance31407

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lunawohlmut4821 Didn't notice that.

  • @GrzegorzSobkowicz
    @GrzegorzSobkowicz4 жыл бұрын

    Death 13's user was 11 months old, not 24

  • @woebegone395

    @woebegone395

    4 жыл бұрын

    he said almost 24 months

  • @McBehrer

    @McBehrer

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@woebegone395 I don't think 11 is "almost 24"

  • @fourclout4
    @fourclout44 жыл бұрын

    Thats how I have seen Joseph and that is how I will continue to see Joseph. "This is my favorite JoJo, Im going to maintain that and see how the others stack up." Legendary

  • @denog3269
    @denog32694 жыл бұрын

    Kenny G. , Cameo , Forever , Kakyoin , Imposter captain Tenille , Alessi : Are we a joke to you? (I understand they they weren’t here because they are dead but Vanilla ice , pet shop and some more people are still in this)

  • @mtemboar4726

    @mtemboar4726

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kenny G. Was a joke to everyone, including Araki

  • @pilarm.a.5976

    @pilarm.a.5976

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oingo, Boingo, Devo, Rubber Soul, Nena, Midler, N'doul, Steely Dan, both D'arbys:

  • @zeropointsformegamesandmor930
    @zeropointsformegamesandmor9304 жыл бұрын

    John: Perfectly guesses Star Platinum John: Its because Jotaro is the main character Also John: *Guesses everything almost perfectly*

  • @grabmynuts
    @grabmynuts4 жыл бұрын

    "How about best boy?" *shows iggy* I ABSOLUTELY APPROVE HE IS BEST BOY UNDERAPPRECIATED BOY

  • @goldenhydreigon4727

    @goldenhydreigon4727

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me: You're about two parts too early since Narancia is best boy

  • @Superlizardy36

    @Superlizardy36

    3 жыл бұрын

    He dead

  • @pangolinh
    @pangolinh4 жыл бұрын

    *john:* i love speedwagon *me:* what kind of man doesn’t?

  • @Topunito
    @Topunito4 жыл бұрын

    Hierophant Green wasn't even here and it's one of the protagonists' stand lol

  • @miguelpelia2396
    @miguelpelia23964 жыл бұрын

    "What, does it become Star Platinum: The World?" "Yes."

  • @sarafontanini7051
    @sarafontanini70514 жыл бұрын

    "how can he control the stand from another dimension" not well, since he's BLIND when he does this so he relies on his memory of the surroundings and guesswork

  • @jonathancharmander8224

    @jonathancharmander8224

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vanilla Ice is not blind, I think you're thinking of N'Doul, the user of Geb

  • @sarafontanini7051

    @sarafontanini7051

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jonathancharmander8224 no i mean he's rendered effectively blind when he is eaten up by his stand, he cannot see through him. I might be remembering wrong but I'm positive this was a thing.

  • @ultralowspekken

    @ultralowspekken

    4 жыл бұрын

    He is when inside. That's the whole point of "cornering" Polnareff by going in circles

  • @jonathancharmander8224

    @jonathancharmander8224

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sarafontanini7051 oh, you're right sorry

  • @liamtyson5561

    @liamtyson5561

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ultralowspekken yeah does cream not use sonar?

  • @thetower4th
    @thetower4th5 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for the rest

  • @natespector7519
    @natespector75194 жыл бұрын

    Calls Magician’s Red op Meanwhile in Part 6, Made in Heaven

  • @jeremiahalcantara1448

    @jeremiahalcantara1448

    3 жыл бұрын

    Magician's red is op a lil bit

  • @nicokeksi6832

    @nicokeksi6832

    3 жыл бұрын

    korega requiem da

  • @Yobtar5
    @Yobtar54 жыл бұрын

    Man, so many spoilers. Well, part of the fun of JoJo is finding out all the stupid powers of these stands, but those aren't major spoilers. But you're really gonna tell him The World's ability, Star Platinum's time stop, and Iggy's death? "No dignity!"

  • @thefirsthunter7328
    @thefirsthunter73284 жыл бұрын

    Lol this dude calls every purple stand purple haze

  • @runiqe
    @runiqe4 жыл бұрын

    Someone: *Knows Tarot Cards from JoJo* Me, a persona user: *Laughs in S. Links*

  • @mr.0511

    @mr.0511

    4 жыл бұрын

    **laughs in binding of Isaac**

  • @burnmybread5453

    @burnmybread5453

    4 жыл бұрын

    IZANAGI!!

  • @subliminal992

    @subliminal992

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mr.0511 *laughs in both*

  • @warpear3330

    @warpear3330

    4 жыл бұрын

    *cries in none* *looks at Wikipedia* [click] *laughs in Wikipedia*

  • @badadvicejoe6203
    @badadvicejoe62034 жыл бұрын

    Me: knows nothing about stands Also me : has played binding of isaac

  • @NivellenMcJazzy
    @NivellenMcJazzy4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly I talk about the dude guessing Silver Chariot a lot.

  • @konstantinbozic9921
    @konstantinbozic99214 жыл бұрын

    20% insane luck 30% horrible names 50% ahhhh... hmmmmmm... uhhhhhh... okay?

  • @veloi3
    @veloi34 жыл бұрын

    Stand User: Vanilla Ice Stand: Cream Ability: *diabetes*

  • @jetvellareno382

    @jetvellareno382

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stolen

  • @joryujozuma4315
    @joryujozuma43154 жыл бұрын

    This was one of the first videos I watched that got me into jojo :)

  • @cedric4351
    @cedric43513 жыл бұрын

    "I was half expecting the rock to be the user" *Part 8 Theme starts playing*

  • @wesleyjones4036
    @wesleyjones40364 жыл бұрын

    Where tf is my doughnut boy

  • @CWojcieszak
    @CWojcieszak4 жыл бұрын

    I am so proud of you John

  • @johnwelsh872

    @johnwelsh872

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Hydra Studios 16 Senpai noticed meeeee :D

  • @denog3269

    @denog3269

    4 жыл бұрын

    HHHHHHHHhhHhhHhHhhHhHhh

  • @asukyra5685
    @asukyra56854 жыл бұрын

    I love/hate the fact that he just skipped kakyoin's hierophant green

  • @goonhardt
    @goonhardt4 жыл бұрын

    These references and jokes are awesome. You've earned a fat like on the vid bro.

  • @watchmynewesttrackits7245

    @watchmynewesttrackits7245

    4 жыл бұрын

    a FAT one

  • @Schizophrenic_Crimson
    @Schizophrenic_Crimson4 жыл бұрын

    My crush: EEWW IGGY IS SO WEIRD AND DISGUSTING!!! me: *Life isn't a magazine, Meggan!*

  • @originalname5096
    @originalname50964 жыл бұрын

    “So no band or song names yet” He says as he proceeds to guess band or song names

  • @Hydrastudios16

    @Hydrastudios16

    4 жыл бұрын

    Original Name lol, he really did! 🤣

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops154 жыл бұрын

    I love how he was able to predict not 1... but 2 PART 5 NAMES

  • @guilhermemedeiros2151
    @guilhermemedeiros21514 жыл бұрын

    4:29 - His name is not "The World". It is ZA WARUDU!!!! Get it right

  • @alchemyc8309

    @alchemyc8309

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was about to comment that XD you are truly a man of culture

  • @ethant1372

    @ethant1372

    4 жыл бұрын

    ZA WARUDU??? Yeah I don’t think you’re right either, unless this is just a joke I don’t get.

  • @jordanlewis173

    @jordanlewis173

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ethant1372 I only just noticed they did Warudu instead of Warudo due to you questioning it. And it's a joke based on the japanese voice actor's pronounciation of "The World"

  • @ethant1372

    @ethant1372

    4 жыл бұрын

    I know I’m sorry, I figured it out earlier but forgot to delete my idiotic comment and didn’t look through it further

  • @denog3269

    @denog3269

    4 жыл бұрын

    O”

  • @misko5877
    @misko58774 жыл бұрын

    Tries to guess Hanged man, guesses Weak Cookie

  • @ultralowspekken

    @ultralowspekken

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's a weird name for a main villain

  • @Moonveil1312

    @Moonveil1312

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ultralowspekken this is jojo we're talking about, everything is weird

  • @ultralowspekken

    @ultralowspekken

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Moonveil1312 WEAKKU COUKY *summons spooky giant muscular pink Ninja Turtle, made out of soul

  • @dawnh
    @dawnh3 жыл бұрын

    7:12 John: It will show you the "Truth" Gold Experience Requiem: I hate you

  • @nathanielsearle9822
    @nathanielsearle98222 жыл бұрын

    I cannot believe he actually guessed Cream’s name because of such a seemingly absurd reason

  • @cephalonstinky
    @cephalonstinky4 жыл бұрын

    John is, amazing at this.

  • @threeglassjars6051
    @threeglassjars60515 жыл бұрын

    Hey, just letting you know , sometimes its hard to read the text, because it blends into the background

  • @threeglassjars6051

    @threeglassjars6051

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Hudson Stroman I'm just saying, that sometimes, like for Example with Death 13, The Fool, and to a lesser extent Emperor, the text can be kind of hard to see

  • @neekopi8961

    @neekopi8961

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Hudson Stroman What was the reason for being a douche in that reply?

  • @pixeltreason2968

    @pixeltreason2968

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hudson Stroman Maybe you should learn how to talk to people.

  • @djsnopel9594

    @djsnopel9594

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Hudson Stroman you go to the fool and tell me you can read that easily

  • @EggandChris

    @EggandChris

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Hudson Stroman it absolutely does

  • @gamerbruh813
    @gamerbruh8134 жыл бұрын

    I call bs on him guessing silver chariot

  • @justinla5514
    @justinla55144 жыл бұрын

    Dude this was awesome. Notice ur not that big of a channel but you could definitely blow up with an anime niche with more content like this. Keep it up!

  • @justsomeguy5390
    @justsomeguy53903 жыл бұрын

    This guy’s gonna be great at guessing part 5 stands

  • @RealNefastus
    @RealNefastus4 жыл бұрын

    UNPOPULAR OPINION? *JOSEPH JOESTAR THE BEST JOJO*

  • @frederikbuttenschn7562
    @frederikbuttenschn75625 жыл бұрын

    Here's the thing: You can't *really* spoil JoJo.

  • @frederikbuttenschn7562

    @frederikbuttenschn7562

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Holy Maccaroni I'm aware. Your point?

  • @frederikbuttenschn7562

    @frederikbuttenschn7562

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Holy Maccaroni Not really, no.

  • @noahsylvester1754

    @noahsylvester1754

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@frederikbuttenschn7562 ehhh, it is a spoiler though.

  • @noahsylvester1754

    @noahsylvester1754

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@putriddoll3 Still technically a spoiler though, even if you don't understand how it happens, it's that way with every show or movie, if you say tony stark dies in endgame that's a spoiler just the same as saying avdol comes back later on in part 3 and then dies again or that jotaro dies in part 6

  • @JoahTheThread5ive

    @JoahTheThread5ive

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@putriddoll3You can spoil the circumstances of the death. He dies protecting his daughter from a gay priest who can speed up time.

  • @jamiethegt9908
    @jamiethegt99084 жыл бұрын

    I’m a huge Jo Jo fan so I’m rocking this!

  • @nwut
    @nwut3 жыл бұрын

    gosh your john was so close in some and literaly predicted two stands from part 5

  • @Jojo2
    @Jojo24 жыл бұрын

    Joseph is still best JoJo imo. When I think "JoJo's bizarre adventure" him and Jonathan are the ones who come to mind

  • @misterkaos.357
    @misterkaos.3574 жыл бұрын

    Thumbnail Iggy is disappointed in you for skipping over Heirophant Green and five other stands

  • @HammMann
    @HammMann2 жыл бұрын

    9:06 this will forever stand out as one of the most satisfying moments of any youtube video ever.

  • @Flevir
    @Flevir4 жыл бұрын

    I love how I just sorta started this thing where everyone uses the Killer Queen background for this series.

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