Lee laughs like a super villain's henchman.

@SleepyAkira1

4 жыл бұрын

Skeletor's reserve team.

@andrewhalfacre3614

4 жыл бұрын

He is one lmao him and joey

@lm6827

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewhalfacre3614 gold!

@nicelydunwell5681

4 жыл бұрын

Moist (Dr.H)

@importantmancommenting9336

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

Joey's laugh is like a 1984 car running from the police screeching it's tires.

@MrKinkysloth

4 жыл бұрын

Joey laughs like a car trying to start when it’s flooded lol!!!

@chinonino5653

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit 81 like hajahajjajajajaa

@westcoastfinests2672

4 жыл бұрын

I’m fucking dead

@user-eb9hy4yq6m

3 жыл бұрын

Buhhhruhhhhh !!!! That’s fucking spot on !!

@jamesburke8681

3 жыл бұрын

Omfggggg

Joey: "we did pranks" All of Joey's pranks: literally vandalism

@Bertoslav

4 жыл бұрын

C_minus - as long as it’s not murder... it passes in joeys book

@snickle1980

4 жыл бұрын

Aren't most teenagers vandals at some point? God knows I was. Is that not a thing anymore?

@anchorbubba

4 жыл бұрын

@@snickle1980 ahhhhhh no. I've never done stuff like that bc I'm not a piece of shit. Except for the obvious forking the principles yard bc he was a bitch

@keeganzarboch9549

4 жыл бұрын

@@snickle1980 lmao no, me and my friends did not set fish on fire repeatedly then laugh at the noises they made as they burned

@snickle1980

4 жыл бұрын

@@anchorbubba so that's a yes then. XD

"How old where you when you were in the 8th grade" joey "12,13,14 years old" that's not him guessing those are all the years he was in 8th grade 😆

@bandccoresohio

4 жыл бұрын

I believe it too!

@lalilulelosnake2896

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@goat504

3 жыл бұрын

joshua weik your jealous you’ll never be as successful as him lmao your probably a boring ass person too

@badeugenecops4741

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! Good one.

@ryanwalker2900

3 жыл бұрын

If u 12 in the 8th grade you smart

"he started drinking and smoking dope he was a great kid" lmaooo

0:23 Joey almost inhaled his face mask😂

@mapacheortiz6386

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐔

@zantastic5068

3 жыл бұрын

when you skrtt off 🤣

@harriporter8044

2 жыл бұрын

Like it ain’t nuttin

So high I'm thinking Joeys mask looks more like a bird beak. When he inhales there's that little peak 😂

@ogslabsam4202

3 жыл бұрын

I see that shit too 😂😂😂

@sassythesasquatch1571

3 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck XD

@mapacheortiz6386

3 жыл бұрын

That ain't no birdie that's a gawd dayum CoCo Diaz Vulture😅🦅

@HitRockBoglim

3 жыл бұрын

4:33 Confirmed, he is bird

@denny720

3 жыл бұрын

KZread's comment section be so lit when I'm stoned lol

I love how Joey’s pranks are literally just crimes 😂

Joey as Cuban Bane is something I want to see now.

@kevind807

2 жыл бұрын

"I told you I'd break you ya cocksucka! Now wheres that fuckin bomb?! We're about to rob Waynes vault!"

"We had him drinking, smoking dope...he was a great kid." Uncle Joey is a tremendous father 😂

Joey needs a bigger mask tho 😂

@vladtepes723

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao he needs an old school scuba diver helmet 😂😂

@zj2707

4 жыл бұрын

Joey needs to take the fucking mask off you fucking bitch. How brainwashed are you fucking people.

@vladtepes723

4 жыл бұрын

Z J oh here we go😒😒😒😒

@vladtepes723

4 жыл бұрын

Wus Poppin Mayne oh believe me we see he looks like an idiot with that shit on cause it doesn’t fit him but I’m positive the moron above my comment is talking about conspiracy bullshit

@vladtepes723

4 жыл бұрын

Wus Poppin Mayne people have the right to worry about their healthy wether some do or don’t he cares about his health that’s why he wear that shit not because he is a sheep dudes got family to worry about

Some garbage men across the globe are going to have sore backs this week now Joey telling this story 😂

@4spida2fingaz0

4 жыл бұрын

20twin10 lmfaoo

@bunkerarchie6881

4 жыл бұрын

I use to be a garbage man. This hurts my back

I had a friend RIP *nobody* : .... LEE : villainous giggle

Town where I went to high school had a giant water fountain at the library. We used to fill up trash bags with powder laundry detergent and hop out at the stoplight and dump it in the fountain. Would seriously make a football field size mountain of bubbles. Never got old.

@philipreedwallace

4 жыл бұрын

Buddy McShreds I’ve done that. We had soap suds stopping traffic . They got rid of that fountain quick!!

@TheSinaloaCartel

4 жыл бұрын

Haha ! I did that here in The city in Sydney 🇦🇺there’s a big ass water fountain and we all got drunk and stole a bunch of bottles of bubble bath and put it in the fountain and it foamed up so much. There was foam coming up from the drains and pouring out of the fountain all over the roads and shit. Funniest shit I’ve ever done. 😂😂😂

@TheSinaloaCartel

4 жыл бұрын

Dahrk One 😂😂 You know that big ass fountain near town hall. Across from woolies.

@davidpetersen6425

4 жыл бұрын

That'd an old one everyone does if they had a fountain.. Still giggle worthy...

@mr.randomvideos2928

4 жыл бұрын

That’s awesome and the stories are too. I’m 40 and gotta try it now. Haha. I’m in Vegas so how much would I need for The Bellagio? Haha

“He’s a fvckin dentist in Kentucky” 😭😭😭😭💀

Starting my Day with Uncle Diaz. Bless his soul.

@abrahamcuevas3663

4 жыл бұрын

Unanimous Dude same bro

@lsnation4737

4 жыл бұрын

Same few bong hits and some joey daiz before work

@dt6200

4 жыл бұрын

@@lsnation4737 Low-key Same dude, Have a good day at work, and Take care of yourself.

@unite4278

4 жыл бұрын

On my way to work listening to my boy

@dt6200

4 жыл бұрын

@@unite4278 That's the right way to do so.

Joey's laugh is contagious. I laugh everytime

@panchovilla4104

2 жыл бұрын

me ffffff too JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!! i luv it

Lee's "Oh no.." always gets me before uncle Joey tells a story.

Why do I love this man so much? Oh I know it's stories like this

0:20 Tremendous!

@PierceBaxter

4 жыл бұрын

That fuckin laugh!!

@mapacheortiz6386

3 жыл бұрын

T-Rex mode activated

17:39 "Let's get to the bottom of this I'm flabbergasted!'

Sabotaged a mans career, lit a koi pond on fire multiple times, and shat on a mans grave. These three things are enough to blow a mind and it’s just the tip of the iceberg for Uncle Joey

@DemonSlayer-og8nm

Жыл бұрын

Also destroying cars

Joey: I used to have a buddy who was crazy, loved him rest in peace. Lee in the back: *giggles *

@ronthompson95

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!!

11:42 somebody steps on a rubber chicken

Thanks for the laugh this morning uncle Joey

Joey's youthful energy is so chaotic

Lee syatt:" mmmmm hmmhhm hmmhhmh"

11:42 wtf lol😁

@otoyoto7153

4 жыл бұрын

The fuck was that lmao

@AnkerBanker123

3 жыл бұрын

oTOYOTo fucking lee 😂

You had me dying the whole time 💯😭 thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out there. Dirty Jersey here

Is it me or am I the only one who loves when uncle Joey says he was “howlin!”

Joeys stories are always great

@4:05 a creaky wooden door swings open

@steelebrobston4667

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest comment I’ve ever fucking seen

@devdude75

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao amazing

@ericbertone3286

4 жыл бұрын

I’m dead

@mapacheortiz6386

3 жыл бұрын

Too much

@dzaxortpanos6950

3 жыл бұрын

Tremendous

4:04 i feel you on that lee

@simplebidnessman

3 жыл бұрын

The hell was that?😂

@jonathansanchez319

3 жыл бұрын

AlexandDevinVids fr 😂

@Corkoth55

2 жыл бұрын

14:58 lmao

Must of been some good coke. To have u hearing fish crying lmfaoooo. let me get some of that lol

@devriestown

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Stole bricks from construction sites?🤣 Joey would risk his freedom to prank his friend 😂

The part where Joey says you can throw the garbage men 20 bucks to take your couch is true. As a resident of Bergen county NJ I can confirm this 🤣

@shaunengle

2 жыл бұрын

SJ too lol

That's an awesome story about the trash cans. I'd be dying! 🤣🤣🤣

4:05 a dying giraffe 💀 🦒 💀

Tryed finding this clip herd it earlier lol glad the clip was made lmao

"We killed more fish than cancer!"

@alrightp4l

3 жыл бұрын

Fish don't get cancer lol!!!!

@2friendstoking

3 жыл бұрын

@@alrightp4l yes they do

@alrightp4l

3 жыл бұрын

@@2friendstoking only the salmon....but they were cured!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Ohh these mask episodes 😂 Joey was in the middle of a month long panic attack

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!”😳 I rewound Coco’s “Bike Handlebars Story” like 20 times, my jaws are sore & I’m on the verge of puking due to me laughing so hard....😁😆😂🤢🤣 To know that kid knew what was about to happen & had enough time to look at & scream at Coco right before the kid’s body flips over the handlebars....👀🤕

I love Joey Diaz so much, the first person I’ve ever listened to that makes me wanna fuck around and have fun, and sort my life out and grind it out, at the same time 🤣

Joey Diaz is this countries best kept secret in comedy.... Bravo !!!!

“The cross was crooked like one of Jesus’s arm was longer than the other one” Holy shit 😂😂😂😂

joeys stories are the best he needs to be a writer for movies if hes not already doing it 🤙😂🤣

Joey: “I used to have a buddy and I loved him with all my heart, RIP” Lee: *giggles at Joey*

Did Lee turn into the Pillsburry doughboy for a second? 4:15

@DrMattPDO

3 жыл бұрын

So cringe

glad I stayed up

17:13 okay yeah whatever fantasy Frank...

@youngboss9060

3 жыл бұрын

Maan😂 hes the type of guy to always wanna one up somebodys story

“He walks out, whistlin’ dixie..”😂

Joey Diaz sounds like a Cuban Darth Vader telling Rehab War stories

As a sanitation worker from jersey I’d definitely take your couch for 20 bills

Lee's laugh in this is great 😂

4:37 made me choke on my pizza lmao

Lee’s laugh in the background lmfaoooooo

Joey Diaz is an epic story teller

Love uncle Joey

3:28 lmao classic Joey. A circle lmao

For real those hills in north bergen are nuts.

Can't unsee tiny white bird beak

"We killed more fish than cancer" - Joey Diaz

Joey Diaz should have his own show on Netflix

5:41 that's how the fish sounded lol 😂

Lee's laugh is even better with a mask on lol

Lmfao I recently did this to my local garbage men not too far from where Joey is talking about. I have a ton of random decent size stones laying around my yard so I put like 40 of them into the garbage dumpster At the building next to my house and all you hear at 5am is a team of garbage men screaming and cursing and the four of them could not move this fucking dumpster for the life of them. They ended up coming back around 3 in the afternoon with six guys traveling in two trucks and a pick up and again all you hear is then cursing and pitching a fucking fit! They eventually got it to move the 20 feet from the sidewalk to the truck after a good half hour battle. Needless to say I was pissing in my pants in joy during all of this, hearing them curse, hearing the cars honking their horn and just so many pissed off people, it was fucking heaven!

Joey Diaz would've been an amazing character on Trailer Park Boys

Used to break the soap dispensers off the wall of the bathroom and sneak it into my friends backpacks without them looking. Pretty funny when they open their backpack in class and a whole soap dispenser falls out.

WE LOVE YOU UNCLE JOEY

4:14 Bring back the pillsbury doughboy

@keith_Michael_121

2 жыл бұрын

Lee died?

What a cool awesome story’s uncle Joey much love brotha

I love how he tightened the handle bars because when he was a kid... He used to shit in a cemetery all the time cause he couldn't make it home lol

@Corkoth55

2 жыл бұрын

Legendary storytelling

Joey Diaz is a great storyteller.

Joey needs to do every podcast with that mask 😂

Tormenting the school janitor with brandy & now the garbage man with cinder blocks 🧱

We built many "roadblocks" as kids lmfao. We were lucky nobody got hurt looking back.

Joey Diaz is the embodiment of my soul have some very similar memories in seventh grade did thousands in damage feel like a shit hole now but we didn’t know any better lmfaooo

How good must that coke have been if you could hear fish screaming 🤣🤣🤣

@timothybowie3728

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Joeys guests are just new people for him to tell stories to

@DemonSlayer-og8nm

Жыл бұрын

According to Tom Segura there is nothing more fun than introducing people to Joey

those hills are crazy

11:42 😂😂😭😭 fucking Lee man

Man, high Lee laughing is the best thing in the world.

Joey looks like he finna cut grass 😂

Lee is the best hypeman lol

3:11 the ice cream man lol

@theverylameme

Жыл бұрын

He was talking about Mr. Softy.

@Shaner373

Жыл бұрын

@@theverylameme oh ok. I never heard of that guy before

Bro I have bluetooth earpods and it said "please charge" exactly at the same time joey said " I had a friend and his name was... please charge" 😂😂😂😂

@guillaumerobichaud9848

4 жыл бұрын

@jack daniels my other wire earpods broked so I use those only temporarily

@Lil_ched36

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck off

The last mask Joey had kept falling down, this one keeps coming up lol

@bandccoresohio

4 жыл бұрын

The next one is going to choose a side lol

@c9hr0ni4c

4 жыл бұрын

@@bandccoresohio 😂😂

Tremendous

Lol the couch thing is true af

3:15 Richard “The Ice Cream Man” Kuklinski

2:19 😂

rolling giant rocks down hillsides into roadways and whole wheels down streets is the best fun.

Hey Joey!

0:22 if hienyas had bronchitis and congestion that's what they would sound like If you keep pressing the number of time it sounds like something from silent hill

@mapacheortiz6386

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐔

@mapacheortiz6386

3 жыл бұрын

The hand raises like a t rex

@aliencatcrew3336

3 жыл бұрын

@@mapacheortiz6386 lmao i just noticed that lmao

The good ol days! I remember putting some old crusty nasty porno mags on the top of the garbage once. The look of the garbage man was priceless! Hahahahaha

And also lighting dumpsters on fire. I lived my 5 hotels and 7 apartment buildings so there were so many dumpsters to choose from! I've got so many similar stories Joey it's beyond creepy! Hehehe! ✌️

Bricks is funny as hell

With the mask and his voice its like when they protect a person's identity in documentaries. Where theyre sitting in the dark with a deep voice telling crazy stories haha

I remember when i was younger me and my mates blocked out main road by lining up and mooning everyone 😂😂😂 the good ol ass road block we called it

I'm so glad 2020 is way in the past lol the masks are hilarious haha