Drive them cars to DETT jack

@T3HU

5 жыл бұрын

Roonthkape

@liamgray6017

5 жыл бұрын

Drive them to rb26 dett

@davidmaldonado8495

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I laughed so hard when I seen this

@nickstalker3254

4 жыл бұрын

i read this joeys voice, and convulsively laughed for a half hour.

@migz8911

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamgray6017 good one😂

Joey is why most companies won't give you a car to drive anymore. Lol

"Did your car bounce?"😂😂

Lee's noises were exceptional this day

@williamvillatoro4041

5 жыл бұрын

G HK i tgought i was the only one heeee hughughug

@trendkill3333

5 жыл бұрын

His ones on the Theo Von one a couple years ago were also truly exceptional

@bobbyz7305

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣 Lee's sound effects are the best

@ipwndrums

5 жыл бұрын

just tremendous

@michaelherz8682

5 жыл бұрын

I saw this post before I saw the video.. soo funny. If I knew how to do it I would make a compilation of his sounds from this video.. like a docta

Joey has so many stories, you would think he lived 400 years

@brainattackmaniack

5 жыл бұрын

AR TV no unlike today people used to go out and do things instead of sitting around looking at KZread playing video games because everything is illegal and everyone is so damn lazy

@shawnkay5462

5 жыл бұрын

Im so amazed at how many stories Joey has. Like each podcast you hear a new story. You can tell he doesnt make it up because hes consistent with it.

@artv6624

5 жыл бұрын

@@brainattackmaniack @illegal lmaoooo. All the fun things are.

@liamgray6017

5 жыл бұрын

420 twenty years mahn 😂

@Noblity54

4 жыл бұрын

@@shawnkay5462 it's why he is the best- he is beneficiary of fucked up circumstances, and oddly enough you can have a laugh and also learn a thing or two. At least that's why I tune in, a laugh and a lesson/bonmot

Is no one going to be saying anything about Joey having his mouth wide open in the first 20 secs 🤣🤣

@swingthatthing

5 жыл бұрын

catchin flies

@Boom-Boomz

5 жыл бұрын

I restarted the video, thought it was frozen!!

@ThaSupaHeroReD

5 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment on that. I think getting high 24/7 does that to you. Im starting to notice that with me

@ipwndrums

5 жыл бұрын

he always does that shit

@charleeburnside3337

5 жыл бұрын

weed works wonders

“ I got more dents in my car than what’s his name “ Great metaphor Joey

“My foot is a size 13 it’s heavy” haha

Writing a suicide note like Brodie hahahaha

@robertomacias9780

4 жыл бұрын

TomCL 2000 I thought I was the only one that caught that hahaha Joey is a fucking animal

Joey is the reason not having car insurance is against the law 😂

@motivationmovement9261

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao facts

@burpostockings

4 жыл бұрын

Damnit Joey.. I hate car insurance. My car is worth $600, and I pay $550 a year in car insurance. What a scam.

@angelgjr1999

2 жыл бұрын

@@burpostockings 550? Damn your insurance is insanely cheap. I pay way over that.

@floydhall6472

2 жыл бұрын

@@angelgjr1999 that’s cause his car worth 600$ bro 😂

@channeldeleted2946

2 жыл бұрын

@@floydhall6472 I’m from NJ, my insurance per month on a 2000$ car….500$ a month…insurance is fucked bro 😂

0:08 Joey.exe has stopped working

@matthewbailey8588

4 жыл бұрын

Hush3d Hustla lmao!!

Sounds like Joeys never heard that a car needs coolant.

@joedohn9727

5 жыл бұрын

Howzer The man A wise man once told me: “I’m a nobody from nowhere who knows nothing.”

@Hokuto_Tongi

5 жыл бұрын

Joe Dohn man sounds like a Buddhist

@angelgjr1999

5 жыл бұрын

Subarus are known for blowing head gaskets... good luck to you Joey, you gonna need it.

@gravyd316

5 жыл бұрын

You'd be surprised just how many people don't know nothin from nothin. Last thing a mechanic wants to hear...... can I at least get another year out of it?

@angelgjr1999

5 жыл бұрын

gravy d Ikr. Cars can outlast you if you take care of them. My truck is 20 years old with 200k miles, and she looks better than most cars that are only 3-4 years old lol.

Joey "Who gives afuck about pistons" Diaz

@Vrtuned

4 жыл бұрын

David Levesque good joke

The biggest thing I miss on KZread is the church of what’s happening now… coming home after days work sparking up like a soldier and watching these tremendous podcasts. There were the days.

@selfextinction659

11 ай бұрын

such good days. I'm just glad all this footage is out there. Itunes podcasts has pretty much every church episode, also live ones. not even including testicle testaments

1:45 is my new ringtone.

@zacharyjune7510

5 жыл бұрын

1:55 too

@ericallen7112

5 жыл бұрын

Woody Woodpecker

@stephanost.635

5 жыл бұрын

@@ericallen7112 THANKYOU! I was trying so hard to remember which cartoon character he reminded me of lol

@ericallen7112

5 жыл бұрын

@@stephanost.635 lol, Lee is several rolled into one. He is a treasure.

@mikecardona9562

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

“I thought I was Johnny Bananas, I bought an Acura” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN IM LAUGHING SO HARD

@super117knight

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@TotoWolffsBigHog

5 жыл бұрын

It’s his alter ego and know it all character

@m.williams2619

4 жыл бұрын

JOHN DIFONZO OL' NO NOSE

@rome207

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaba

@stoneylonesome4062

2 жыл бұрын

Back when Acura first hit the scene, it was a big deal. They were the first Japanese luxury brand and gave the Germans a real run for their money because Acura’s don’t require much in the way of maintenance to run. And needless to say they were better than anything Cadillac or Lincoln had.

Lee giggles like a 13yr old watching a kissing scene for the first time

Only joey can make me laugh with brody stevens jokes.

Lee's comments, adlibs, and laughter made up a good element of this show.

Lee’s laugh is comedy in itself

@abbey6507

5 жыл бұрын

he has a condition!

@philipparnold9978

Жыл бұрын

1:45 1:55 2:34

Lee’s laugh at 1:56 sounded like Elmo 😂😂😂 love these guys

Friggin love when he has George Perez on- all the Criminal stories come out and Diaz is at his best with the edibles 😂🤣🤣😂

I love Joey's face when he's interested in something someone's saying. It's the same face most people make when they ignore your story

The hell is the “fuel exhaust “ lol

@MrAngusyoungistheman

5 жыл бұрын

LOL, I’m pretty sure he meant “exhaust leak.” I had a similar Monte Carlo (1984), and I’m telling you, ALL of those shitbox G-body Chevys have the ability to kill you with carbon monoxide poisoning at a long stoplight.

@ezequiel55

5 жыл бұрын

I said the same thing.

@liljuz1981

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrAngusyoungistheman lmao really? I love g-body's but I'd rather not have a car that is killing my brain cells lol

@prince_sach50

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@angelgjr1999

5 жыл бұрын

Should have bought a Ford.

00:00 - 00:20 Joey “I’m so high all I can do is sit there in silence with a blank look on my face and my mouth wide open” Diaz

@moonchild645

4 жыл бұрын

😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

L E E N O I S E S

@bobbyz7305

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@brainattackmaniack

5 жыл бұрын

This is where they got the noises for the end of the new podcast clips

@michaeljordan4081

4 жыл бұрын

5:00

@rightcoast7049

4 жыл бұрын

I swear that's his contribution to the show lmao

Joey having his mouth wide open in the first 20 secs. Catching flies straight up

Bruh for a second when this video started I thought I was watching a video with a thumbnail and just audio.

@shanestoumbough4733

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

i fucking love joeys dealership stories 😂 makes me reminisce of when i worked for a dealership lmaoo

I swear to god Joey has a funny story for every day of his life

When you're at work listening to Joey Diaz and everyone's lookin at you crazy because you're over there laughing your ass off

This dude talking about cars is Hilarious this dude is like yeah the timing belt lol what bro

@shootthemoon6072

5 жыл бұрын

He said "the spinning" thing; I thought driveshaft. Dude said timing belt. 😂😚

@DG-om9gd

5 жыл бұрын

Not Sure bro this is one of them dudes the car breaks down and they still pop the hood just to look lol

@fredc8618

5 жыл бұрын

hes talking about ruining cars a driveshaft wont ruin it

@shootthemoon6072

4 жыл бұрын

@@fredc8618 Ever had one break?

@ThatDudeNamedZ

4 жыл бұрын

Not Sure you can replace a driveshaft and the U-joints

Yet another story with a different story line for a guy with such a good memory the stories change so much

Uncle Joey stayyysss with 4$ in his pocket.

1:46 his laugh is so good haha

Someone should make a loop of Lee's laughing. Worth a couple million views.

Joey use to put cocaine in his car n stead of gas, oil and coolant

1998 Pontiac Grand Prix GT. 3800 V6 with automatic transmission. Turned 18 had it passed down to me with 165,000miles on the odometer. Learned a lot working on it in my driveway. Don’t own it any more but, still in touch with the current owner. The baby still runs to this day.

"after I got sober I realized I'm just the same prick with fewer dents in my car" -robin Williams

I can't help but hit the like button soon as I hear Lee giggle hahaha

Joey probably just doesn't know about coolant lmao

My first was a 79 delta 88 with a 350 rocket and I miss her every day

4 жыл бұрын

Had a 98 with red velvet interior

@dragospahontu

3 жыл бұрын

@ have a Ford Fusion 08

I love when Joey leaves his mouth open

@Willifordwav

5 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah it makes me sooo horny

@disgustika

5 жыл бұрын

@@Willifordwav Me too I wanna slide my salciccia in there

@MarcoVAZ1991

5 жыл бұрын

@@disgustika haha salciccia good one

My first car was a lime green ‘79 Pontiac Grand Prix with avocado interior that was covered in bondo and rust with a dented right fender that I bought from an old man in Edgewater, NJ for $100 when I was 23 years old back in 2004. It was a ginormous piece of shit, but I was proud of it because I bought it on my own. I lived at home in section 8 housing in Guttenberg at the time and was working overnights at a convenience store. Nobody handed me anything. It was a milestone accomplishment in my book.

I’ve learned more from uncle Joey than Ive learned in school...real knowledge!

@burleism5158

4 жыл бұрын

that'll get you far in life............

i had the same luck with cars. my record was 4 lemons in 1 year. fix the brake system and the timing belt would go. replace a head gasket and the rear end would break. just some cars seem to have gremlins and wont break down till i own it.

@daddyernie2289

5 жыл бұрын

@Bennybass canoe is about all i'll own for a boat

"the thing that spins"

I died when joey siad thank you I'm gonna use you as a reference for a comedy show

1:55 lee's laugh

Lee @ 1:55 😂 he’s the ghost in Mario

Uncle Joey, me and you both, boss. I've blown up so many cars it's sad. 98 Regal - whole front axle tore out. 00Blazer - rolled it 5 times in a public park 01Expedition - seized engine 02 Jetta - bad CV axle snapped off lugs while driving 02 Ram 1500 - blown motor 98 Ranger - drove for almost 300k miles before it died 96 Lincoln - blown head gasket The fucked up thing is, I am a decent mechanic, I work on all my own cars. I just had bad luck most times. Right now I have a 2013 Dodge Avenger SXT that I love for driving my wife and kid around in. I'm doing my best to keep it running well. Just replaced the battery, battery wires, and alternator in it. It's a slick little car. I love it.

@muse_1463

2 жыл бұрын

Are you black?

I'm convinced Joey had the best life EVER.

@prince_sach50

5 жыл бұрын

MalLa 225 Facts

@cesarsanchez1212

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah no lol

@brainattackmaniack

5 жыл бұрын

Get off of KZread go out make some Things happen, take some chances you’ll have a lot more bad time then good in most cases but will gain some life lessons,good stories,make friends and won’t be bored hm,,,,if you dance with the devil might as well lead, only problem now days is the laws are getting so damn strict and harder to get by with things

@logicalmalethink4925

5 жыл бұрын

@@brainattackmaniack Joey's on another level

+1 for Joey being a part of the subie nation

Lee’s giggles are priceless

I bet when they go to lunch, Lee SITS BIATCH. LEE A.K.A GIGGLES. LEE'S idea of a classic car, a pinto and pacer on Daytons and a chain steeringwheel.

Keep it going Joey you are unstoppable and fearless which makes you limitless

Joey, maybe you should start putting oil and coolant in your cars

@user-gh6cr5xd8c

5 жыл бұрын

Real players don't bother

@standupG1

5 жыл бұрын

He's killing them before they even need coolant and oil. One or two days, they're done.

Lee's laugh at 5:02 sounds like the penguin

lee"s laugh at 1.55 LOOOOOOOOL

0:02 this is my mood all day.

Words of wisdom damn

I love Uncle Joey!!

1:46 2:42 5:02 Lee Syatt soundboard

@jimmy33music

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin tremendous lol

2:42 Lee sounding like the car Joey's describing

Joey dropping real knowledge about buying a car, straight up what I did, dropped a thousand on a used car and i got $150 payments, then in two years get a new one, assuming its a sweeter deal.

joeys listening face is hilarious

My first car was a ford escort XR3 (wasnt the i injection model as it had carburettor's) and it cost nearly as much to insure than i paid for it. Back in the early 90s back when it was still easy to steal cars.

This was tremendous

Damn that Brodie joke hit hard

The fuel exhaust? Did you check the turn signal fluid?

Joey has some great wisdom words 👏

I like Joeys open mouth deer in the headlights

“I got more dents in my car that what’s his name got in his head” 😂😂

Just watching some videos while I’m at work doing harvest work. At Eastern Oregon

Yea I gotta agree Subis are great cars minus the 2.5 ltr boxer engine that give you a nice 1-2k dollar head gasket repair bill at around 100k. It's worth it though. I've had pretty much every model but the Forrester and Baja and they're all tanks in the winter. And that's going up to the mountains in Vermont driving the same way I do in the summer and no issues. Especially with studded snow tires. So fucking good in the snow. The awd VW Passat I have now is a tank too. Another I can suggest if you drive in the snow a lot.

Lee is so lit lmao

1:44 😂 his laugh

Lee’s laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Subarus are tough cars. I'm awful about taking care of cars besides an 80s Camino I'm fixing up. But the 05 subaru I've had for 7 years and have really never done any maintenance to it still runs pretty well. It has a couple things I have to addrees soon, but overall those those things are built to last

"I get in cars with you all the time." Lee now realizing how much of a menace Joey truly is lol

I had the forerunner to the B210 the Datsun 1200. He's right. Couldn't kill it.

Uncle Joey always putting people on game

Clip out Joey talking about Alex Jones in the new George Perez episode. Fucking tremendous. Great work!

That Abe Lincoln quote was heavy...

I relate to Joey about bad luck with cars. I remember my dad lent my aunt his SUV so she could drive because her car was busted. Day after, it threw a serpentine belt and killed the power steering pump. It was running and driving perfect for a year with the exception of the wheel bearing going out one time. So yeah, I definitely understand having bad luck with cars.

1:55 Lee's laugh.

Joey with the fly catcher mouth in the beginning

Lee is a real-life sound effects guy.

0:22 joey was straight pogged for 22 secs

2:41 bro his laugh😂

Dam Joey is super blasted am trying to get on his level 🤣🤣🤣

Joey Leno everybody 👏 😂 ♥

OMG this is gold 🤣🤣🤣

@dragospahontu

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

This breaks my heart.

Uncle Joey hit us with the guns and butter

Tremendous

Lease what depreciates and own what appreciates

Some wisdom (own what appreciates)

If the car survives Joey, the car is built properly 🤣

I had a B 210. Tough little thing.