Florida. The only state where the more north you go the more southern ya get

@kevinmcrae3354

4 жыл бұрын

David Bradley Oinonen Hahahahahahahaha Brilliant !

@marcfranklin4430

4 жыл бұрын

Northern Florida is called South Georgia

@marcfranklin4430

4 жыл бұрын

@The Muckler Geographically no, but northern Florida has the same barefoot/blackened feet, lifted trucks outfitted with the Confederate Flag of Surrender hicks as Georgia running around in Walmart.

@JuanSanchez-di4rs

4 жыл бұрын

As someone living in Miami who used to roadrun up the state to Orlando or Gainesville...true as fuck😂😂😭🤣

@jmorel42

4 жыл бұрын

New York is like that too

Miami could best be described as an online GTA server that’s come to life.

@omegamark9178

5 жыл бұрын

LetsgoPats56 people on outside laugh, but as a native Floridean, that is so dead-on true

@zactellier4247

5 жыл бұрын

@@omegamark9178 "Florida man flies hydra jet and fucks everything up, then steals flying bike." Sounds like a real fucking Miami headline, youre right.

@kylef8703

5 жыл бұрын

LetsgoPats56 just look at Brazil if you think Miami is a realistic interpretation of GTA lol 😂

@davidtuttle7556

5 жыл бұрын

How do I like this 100x?

@kontrabanned

5 жыл бұрын

Living in Jax, and having visited Miami a number of times, the entire state of Florida is a pvp zone. The farther south the higher the level.

""Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give the man a bank and he can rob the world." - Abraham Lincoln, probably.

@twofishes8846

2 жыл бұрын

Really? I never heard honest Abe was credited for that adage. Who cares? I revisited stream this Oct. 2021. Timely and brilliant for our times! Thanx for sharing your comment. I'll franchise Abe's adage into my public jaw-boning!

@Justin-en8de

3 ай бұрын

Or what some three toothed inbred said in a moonshine fever dream

I've lived in Central Florida my whole life. First time I ever went to Miami was in college. No joke, I witnessed a car full of guys get into a shootout with the cops in an intersection right in front of my car. At that moment I know it was the craziest place in this country. lol

@tronic2357

Жыл бұрын

same here, i went down there for the first time last week (drove from orlando) and it was insanity

@williamhermann6635

Жыл бұрын

If you think thats crazy, dont come to Chicago lol

@30h5tillimdead

Жыл бұрын

@@williamhermann6635 Chicago is boring though

@williamhermann6635

Жыл бұрын

@@30h5tillimdead Depends on your idea of boring. Plenty to do in Chicago, but you're also likely to be carjacked or catch a stray bullet.

@aidanhammer6968

11 ай бұрын

@@30h5tillimdead Free ice tho in Chicago. More ways than one.

Miami: A sunny place, for shady people

@KyleLThayer

5 жыл бұрын

Good quote from our Floridian schemester Roger Stone

@chrisr1557

5 жыл бұрын

Actually that is key west

@howey935

5 жыл бұрын

Thats the perfect description. I got deported from Miami in the late 90s when i was caught with 2 suitcases of khat at the airport. There was a loophole in the law where somehow i wasnt arrested just deported but that loophole has been well and truly closed.

@sausaugefest

5 жыл бұрын

Raylan Givens

@azraelpink2352

5 жыл бұрын

Tampa Bay for sure

Everyone from Florida knows South Florida and Orlando are their own provinces. The rest of Florida is more country than most people know.

@julianstudebaker1006

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, the bigger cities are completely different from actual Florida.

@serenas8144

4 жыл бұрын

Born and raised in Orlando, live in Ft Lauderdale, and your right. 😎🌴

@bman6198

4 жыл бұрын

Been living in Orlando for about 6 years now, moved here from the Melbourne area. Orlando could definitely be considered its own province lmao

@collinchack5699

4 жыл бұрын

It depends we’re you are up. North if it’s country

@mikestrevel7283

3 жыл бұрын

north florida is pretty much like the town in Road house

My family came to Miami in 1919. In the 1980s I was working for a pharmaceutical company that got bought out by Baxter. Baxter was headquartered in Chicago. The company I worked for had three plants in Dade County and employed around 2000 people. Baxter decided that moving their headquarters to Miami would be a good idea. Several other top executives flew to Miami and upon leaving the airport and while on interstate I-95 they had some people that try to stop their car and rob and hijack them. A few months later some other executives flew to Miami from Chicago to scout out the area for the new headquarters and once again people try to rob them. In public. In broad daylight. Baxter decided Miami was not the best place to have their world headquarters. There is a professor named Borjas at Harvard University who has made his entire life's work the study of labor and immigration. He concluded that immigration was a racket and that the only economic benefit if any was captured by the people who hire immigrants and the immigrants themselves. Another university professor with similar credentials refuted the claims of Prof. Borjas by providing an example of Miami during the 1980s and 1990s. He said the economy in Miami was fantastic at that time. And it was full of immigrants so that proved immigration was an economic benefit. This is hysterically funny. During the 1980s and 1990s there was a waterfall of cocaine coming in to Miami totaling billions and billions of dollars. In the 1980s and early 1990s the economy of Miami was cocaine. Cocaine and fraud. One of my favorite stories of Miami was one told by Dave Barry. He talked about someone going to the Miami airport and waiting outside in the car in front of the terminal. In front of the car there were several other cars. In two of the cars people get out and begin shooting each other. Then a person in a third car completely unrelated to the people in the other two cars gets out of his car and begin shooting at both of them. I remember one night driving home from work and I got off the expressway and went downtown. The streets are narrow. In front of me appeared a police car. The police car stopped at another police car came up behind me. We were in front of the hotel. Both of the police officers got out of the car went around to the passenger side pulled out the revolvers and brace themselves over the hood of the cars pointing their pistols at the entrance of the hotel that I was directly in front of. Apparently, a serial killer had been located in the hotel and they were making sure the killer didn't leave through the front door. My brother once went to visit the neighborhood we grew up in. The house we used to live in was abandoned. He stopped his old car in front of the building and got out and began looking at it during the middle of the day. He said that he thought someone was behind him and he turned around and there was this large black man holding a large rock over his head getting ready to smash it down onto my brother. I found out later that the black supremacist cult Yahweh Ben Yahweh had made one of their headquarters the Saxon motel which was two blocks away. This cult was responsible for killing many people in Miami. They were told if they killed white people they would advance farther in the cult. The city of Miami was busy giving the cult large sums of money for being social activist during the day while at the night they were out murdering people. Not all of the members just a high-ranking leaders. I still love Miami. I still remember when there were hardly any people down here. Everyone that moves to Miami thinks that the history of the place started when they arrived. There has been crazy stuff going on from the very beginning. The biggest problem with the people in Miami and in Florida are the people that never accept it as their home and are always going to go back to where they came from or always compare it to someplace else and never get involved in making the place better. Very few people are involved in the community and almost none of them are committed. If the insurance companies keep raising the rates on property it's going to be interesting to see what happens to all the people living here in the future.

@johnmanney4013

2 жыл бұрын

That was entertaining as hell to read. Wow.

@stophating

Жыл бұрын

You could do storytelling on a podcast specifically centered around Miami stories!

As a Floridian who moved to NY. I miss it, Florida is different and if you're not from there you might never understand. Especially Miami😊

@Martell-XO

5 ай бұрын

A lot of inmates in asylums find comfort there. To each their own. Probably better than letting them loose.

@BlooGremlin

3 ай бұрын

This has the same feel as kyle from south park saying "its a jersey thing"

@Arginne

3 ай бұрын

It’s a dumpster fire here of charlatans, mentally ill and scammers

@Arginne

3 ай бұрын

@@Martell-XOFlorida is the asylum 😅

Ngl, I went to Miami once and I watched these two guys fight in a parking lot at 9am while I was walking to the beach. One guy got his ass beat, got into his Jeep, and ran over the guy that beat his ass. GTA in real life

@messeduppreviousrecommenda9909

4 жыл бұрын

What happened to ran over guy

@josephvanrijk1997

4 жыл бұрын

messed up Previous recommendation I ran down to see if I could help or do anything. The dude in the Jeep got out and sat on the curb like he knew not to try and run or something. The dude that got hit had a broken leg with a bone sticking out. I had to call the cops and they asked me a couple months later to appear in court as a witness but I’m from Indiana and I saw it on vacation. So I assume the dude has recovered his injuries, but still. Florida is wild

@spderman123

4 жыл бұрын

i saw like 4 people fighting ouside of wallgreens in miami lol

@shidanearone9466

4 жыл бұрын

Windsor me lube parking lot out of control dont know why

@imheresoidontgetfined

4 жыл бұрын

The south is wild mane 😂

True story, the US Army used to send their surgeons to Jackson Memorial in Miami for residency because that was the best place to get experience treating gunshot wounds.

@substitutelife1326

5 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised they didn't send them to Chicago

@kasparovthegodofwar

4 жыл бұрын

I believe that

@danieltaylor6915

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@zinho9169

4 жыл бұрын

@@substitutelife1326 He said used to. Chicago was not always the most violent city, their problem is more recent.

@jacobcasmus1882

4 жыл бұрын

that's neat lol

Are we going to ignore the fact this guy is hilarious.

The movie Pain and Gain with Mark Wahlberg & The Rock is also just freaking crazy and of course it's based on a true story that took place in Florida. When I first saw it I had no idea it was actually based on a true story and when I found out that it was, it absolutely blew my mind. It's so messed up. I had to go back and watch it again. I love the movie! Not at all surprised that it took place in Florida. I've been there only once in my adult life and have never had the desire to go back. People were incredibly rude and everywhere we went it seemed like there was some crazy situation going on between locals.

@rossyvizcarra1927

Жыл бұрын

I lived here for more than 15 years and it’s still like this with people

@johnandrew4441

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to my city bitches

@musicandpoetry_8

9 ай бұрын

I feel like I live in the “good part” of FL and it’s not for me

@warriorspiritmovers2589

6 ай бұрын

I have never regretted buying a movie ticket more than to that movie

@Nacerodz

6 ай бұрын

Try Scarface!

The only reason the show “Dexter” is realistic is because it’s in Miami.

@Neocaridina

4 жыл бұрын

And filmed in Long Beach

@edgeofenlightenment7088

4 жыл бұрын

But it's one of the best god damm shows fucking ever, ever!!! And good point about it happening in Miami and being realistic...

@sed8me69

4 жыл бұрын

Dexter: as a spy.......

@takotruk7265

4 жыл бұрын

Edge of Enlightenment yeah it’s an amazing show

@udednow

4 жыл бұрын

@@takotruk7265 except for that ending. 😒

Stop lumping in Miami with the rest of Florida. Miami is its own country.

@drmmr561

5 жыл бұрын

It really is.

@feedmewifi_477

5 жыл бұрын

Crazy Drew aka north cuba

@nicholasb.2293

5 жыл бұрын

Florida is its own country too tho

@nicholasb.2293

5 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousperson7889 the rest of the WORLD literally makes Florida Man jokes..... That should tell you something

@anonymousperson7889

5 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasb.2293 most of the world has never been to Florida, so what's your point? Is it they are just lemmings? Warm weather, beautiful people, best beaches, clear water, coral reefs, amazing cities, I have made my case. If you don't like paradise, that's on you. I'm glad you aren't here.🤣🤣 Summer doesn't start in June here, its always summer in Florida. Shorts and flip-flops, relaxing drink and peace and happiness. Things you could never imagine are true here.

Went to Miami last year during the super bowl .. met this kid and walked around and smoked with him for like hours then right when I said imma go check into my hotel he tried ripping my backpack off me .😂😂 didn’t work tho

@djroddking

Жыл бұрын

Yup, that’s Miami right there 😂

@TheTuttle99

Жыл бұрын

Lol so fucked

grew up in miami and lived there for 20 years, it was pretty chill... after I buried all my enemies

@V1ktorvaugn

2 жыл бұрын

Did you just admit to murder on a joe rogan video

@D1G1T4LX12

2 жыл бұрын

@@V1ktorvaugn dammit...i did it again...whats your address?

@rockks176

2 ай бұрын

Leave no witness lol

North Florida is Deep South Miami is Latin America/Caribbean

@adiliom5781

5 жыл бұрын

with rich white people sprinkled around and drugs with corrupt cops behind😂😂

@dannyzuko7182

5 жыл бұрын

Tampa is a mixture of both.

@AdamOfAngels

5 жыл бұрын

Truth. There's nothing "southern" about south florida.

@DurzoBlunts

5 жыл бұрын

Northern cuba

@AdamOfAngels

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nate-ez1xh He also typed other words, about Miami, indicating that its separate from the South. And I agreed.

“Florida is great b/c it’s close to America”. True.

@nystagmus

4 жыл бұрын

MKN that is a very old saying

@Bundles420

4 жыл бұрын

He said Miami, not Florida. Miami is basically a Spanish country

@Bundles420

4 жыл бұрын

The rest of Florida at isn’t Miami Dade, is good ol boys and girls.

@abandonedfetus2061

4 жыл бұрын

The United States is great because it’s close to America

@dtm_nascar

4 жыл бұрын

MKN Joe ‘ kzread.info/dash/bejne/om2qpMmvks7Xd8o.html ‘ Rogan

I’m a Mexican living In Florida most of my life,love it

"LA invented road rage" lol. Dude clearly hasn't been in Russia.

There are probably more New Yorkers in Florida than there are in the entire NYC area.

@hectormorones8733

4 жыл бұрын

So true. A lot of weirdos from New York go there and fit just right in

@ignaciogomez2952

4 жыл бұрын

New Yorkers are ruining Florida.

@slowjack7893

4 жыл бұрын

philly and jersey too. its a trip

@danieltaylor6915

4 жыл бұрын

By far

@EddieDuranLLC

4 жыл бұрын

Gtfoh i dont see alot of newyorkers down here. I see some here and there..... But nothing crazy.

I went to college in Miami.. Crazy good time, didn't earn a single college credit 😂

@carstarsarstenstesenn

4 жыл бұрын

so u wasted thousands of dollars to party in miami?

@trevmason2352

4 жыл бұрын

Carsten Kuehn college man

@M0rdFustang

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right 😂

@M0rdFustang

4 жыл бұрын

@@carstarsarstenstesenn other people waste thousands to party in shittier places tbh

@RickLag8514

4 жыл бұрын

@@carstarsarstenstesenn 36 grand

Been living in Florida since 2010 and I can say I have accumulated trauma, and a lot of fucked up stories living here. Florida definitely is different from where I came from before living here.

@rossyvizcarra1927

Жыл бұрын

It’s shady af

I’m a European, and on our first day holidaying in Florida apart of the damn mall we were going to was cutoff by yellow tape cause someone was murdered.

@jorvon40000

3 жыл бұрын

Only the strongest may survive down here

Florida is crazy, recently back form Miami, it was a blast but you have to watch out for alligators, hurricanes, gang bangers, and soccer moms in Bentlys

@shaneomac7566

5 жыл бұрын

I'd still take my chances there than California!

@420Gaming666

5 жыл бұрын

@@shaneomac7566 I live here in Florida near Orlando and it's not as bad as people say, def not as bad as California

@bafehd2336

5 жыл бұрын

What the fuck are you talking about. Like in every place when you a tourist you don't get to see the real crazy unless you live here. There's no alligators in Miami, Hurricanes are only in season and really barely ever cause significant damage in the miami area, gangbangers?? thats broward. Soccer moms in Bentleys is accurate. Miami is pretty chill otherwise.

@eamonshields2754

5 жыл бұрын

@@bafehd2336 Thats why its a joke lol. I lived in West Palm for awhile and commuted to Miami a good bit. I Love it down there. Probably moving to Lauderdale soon

@eamonshields2754

5 жыл бұрын

@@shaneomac7566 Definitely, despite Floridas craziness, I love it

I've been born and raised in Florida I'm 33 and feel 66 its insane

@MsAli1313

5 жыл бұрын

Ugh, same... ppl are making this a real shit hole

@RealElongatedMuskrat

4 жыл бұрын

Ahaha God bless, friend. Fight the good fight and keep those good Florida stories coming for the rest of us.

@klantifashakur9894

4 жыл бұрын

Send me cocaine

@bighomie6859

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Hawk 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

@treauxlove7276

4 жыл бұрын

You never lied. I swear I've done so much crazy shit here it's unbelievable..

As a tattoo artist in Canada I can confirm that tipping with cocaine is a regular occurrence lol

I also think a small part could be the climate. You have to be somewhat organized in Michigan or you will freeze to death in winter. Like if you are completely whacked out of your mind, stripping you clothes off, running around naked or in just tshirt and shorts, you will freeze to death in Michigan. I've met homeless people and also young people who like to party and don't want to work, some of them would come to Michigan during the summer, but say they were going back south to Florida or southern California during the Winter. In Michigan to be homeless in the winter you need some basic supplies like a tent, sleeping bag, blankets, warm clothes. That's minimum. If you get high and lose these things, you are fucked. In Florida you can survive with almost nothing. They don't want to go to states like Arizona, Texas, or Mississippi. So they go to southern California and Florida. They can get high, party, be completely irresponsible, and still be okay. Not freeze to death in winter. Sleep under a bridge, on the beach, in an abandoned house. People sleep in abandoned houses in Michigan, but in winter you can still freeze to death if you don't have enough blankets, sleeping bags, clothes, or a heater. Plus you have to keep all this clean and dry or it won't keep you warm.

@mochamartian3189

6 ай бұрын

Brilliant 😂 5-7 months of winter will really bring out that survival instinct

Native Floridian here... It is hard to leave even though it's fucking insane

@KGODSMACKC

5 жыл бұрын

Whats the weirdest situation you've come across in your experience?

@brolickscholar3083

5 жыл бұрын

Floridian for the last 16 years!!! It is nuts!!!

@kingkongdong6074

5 жыл бұрын

I live in Florida as well. Love it here

@dasit1965

5 жыл бұрын

KGODSMACKC a guy in my highschool dumped dog piss on a guy in English

@typ.1453

5 жыл бұрын

Im never leaving

Florida is the strangest place I've ever visited. I was vacationing in Miami where the rich and famous live like Versace, just a few miles south you'd be in the swamps with people like Bobby Bushay.

@dannyzuko7182

5 жыл бұрын

South Florida is bizarre. The wealthy and poor/middle class live in such close proximity to each other.

@pw4331

5 жыл бұрын

I'm watching waterboy as we speak lmfao

@evanmeredith5392

5 жыл бұрын

@@pw4331 watching youtube while watching waterboy? Bobby mama say, you the devil

@AdamOfAngels

5 жыл бұрын

100% true. In Palm Beach, where the comedy club is, you're hanging out with ritzy upper class people and paying valet just to go shopping, and literally a few blocks over is one of the most dangerous parts of town.

@hardcorebarbell

5 жыл бұрын

Never mistake wealth and fame for real importance or meaning. I seriously doubt the fact Bill Gates is a billionaire soo many times over has ever made anyone sleep better or get laid. But I guarantee a Bobby Boucher type dude will sit down can chill with you, grill, and help talk shit to a woman and get you laid. Ain't no way rich and famous ppl make anyone's life better by living in a certain area so that's bs. LA is one of the most expensive places on Earth to live and if the place isnt shaking apart, ppl are dying of strange diseases or cancer from all the cosmetics and sun. Between the transgenders, transsexuals, bisexuals, and weird shit going on in Cali I beg to differ that workin your life away and drinking yourself to sleep while playing the depression game on social media meanwhile ppl are altering their sex organs down the road.. Yeah fuck Cali and all the rich and famous wanting that life. Cali has nice sand, oooooooo Cali has nice Shark water oooooooo I'm not 8 or 88, living on the beach doesn't have all the appeal ppl give it and especially if it's in the asscrack of America. Cali is probably about to earthquake itself into the ocean with all these freaks and along with the rich and famous too. Shove that "theres soo many ppl mixed in" Oh my gosh I'm 15 and haven't lived to see anything, mentality, up your sheltered pretentious, living life through the internet, ass.

Born and raised in South FL, and the best years of my life were spent in the U.S. Army, getting yelled at, and doing push-ups all day.

Listening to this man swallow his spit is probably one of the hardest things I've had to listen through.

LA invented road rage, Miami perfected it. Edit: I did not expect so many people to argue about which of their cities has more shitty drivers lmao.

@ecasey91

4 жыл бұрын

Invented it?? Have you ever been to Boston?

@mikasasukasa4479

4 жыл бұрын

@South Philly Mafia Tours someone is fucking mad lol

@MF-LXRD

4 жыл бұрын

Have you people ever been outside of America?

@MF-LXRD

4 жыл бұрын

Have you people ever been outside of America?

@soupxv213

4 жыл бұрын

Russia invented and perfected road rage just look up Russia dash cam and you’ll see

South FL is crazy, the rest of florida is just weird

@pdb2k154

4 жыл бұрын

FACTS💯

@pdb2k154

4 жыл бұрын

Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits how was warlando? As my friends up their like to call it

@jaybirdjetwings7516

4 жыл бұрын

@Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits Miami is beautiful tho, just certain parts like South Beach or wynwood area

@bacelo2822

4 жыл бұрын

DADE COUNTY

@adriant396

3 жыл бұрын

Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits I been living here for 4 years and absolutely love it idk what you talking about

Florida is like the Haitian Bad Boys 2 car chase and shootout scene only it lasts forever

@jason555jason555

3 жыл бұрын

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🙌🏿😂😂😂😂

As a Brit my family often wonder why I’m always so invested in current event and politics in the US and Billy put it perfectly he just said it in regards to Miami but just as Miami today is the America of tomorrow. The America of today is the UK (and the whole western world for that matter) of tomorrow

@dree35

Жыл бұрын

nah stop who gives a fuck about the UK

@bigolboomerbelly4348

5 ай бұрын

Sadly

@daleeasternbrat816

4 ай бұрын

Florida Gun laws in the United Kingdom? Wow, I bet Piers Morgan would Love That. So would I. The thing is that if you tried to take the guns away here in Florida, there would be.... a Lexington Moment. The Sheriffs and their Deputies would side with the people and give a Middle Finger to that stuff. Watch what happens in Illinois. Bet nobody tries to Confiscate Weapons. Why? 1. The Second Amendment absolutely prohibits that. 2. They Better Not. This Ain't Australia.

I’ve lived in Tampa almost all my life. We take pride in our “Florida woman/man” stories

@lumpwurtroot

4 жыл бұрын

@South Philly Mafia Tours what?!

@gregoryking4796

4 жыл бұрын

South Philly Mafia Tours my man I left philly for Tampa and I can tell you that is not true. Not. At. All.

@unitedeagle4046

4 жыл бұрын

Palm Harbor here. We are city neighbors lmao

@ramadanmustafa4277

4 жыл бұрын

@@gregoryking4796 I'm from Jersey lived in Florida I think we equal .. the difference is pretty girls move to Florida they are born in Jersey /nyc

@MegaNiQ

4 жыл бұрын

813

I've lived in Florida most of my life. Everything this guy says is absolutely true. Florida is the wild West.

@Phantom9587

3 жыл бұрын

swamp version of wild west

@__Ryan_

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not really though. I’m a native and there’s nothing Wild West about it. Big cities have drugs, crime and poverty. Go to New Jersey if you wanna see a real shithole. Also, Miami is not representative of the entire state of Florida. Most people here moved here from somewhere else. I’ve been to damn near every county in this state and it varies greatly. South Florida is a huge metropolitan area and all the shit that comes with it is there. Orlando and Tampa are fairly large. Jacksonville is the smallest of the larger areas. Every single town and city outside those areas are completely different. Northern florida is the Deep South. South Florida is full of New Yorkers and Caribbean people for the most part. The pill mills have been shut down too by the way

@rossyvizcarra1927

Жыл бұрын

It’s too crazy out of control being treated like a movie

@michaelalmanza117

4 ай бұрын

It’s kinda like a real life repeat of Scarface🙄🙄, Thank goodness I’m leaving Florida soon, it’s such a joke now, Can’t stand the weather and it’s so F***in’ crowded!!!

You dont need to do DMT to see what you see in Florida, that's all I'm saying.

“All crazy people come from all of Florida and the Bronx”

Welcome to Florida, where we get to experience 2 seasons.. Summer, and HOT SUMMER

@patrickfullan9509

3 жыл бұрын

3 seasons................... Hurricane...........Football..............Hockey.

@karensbadapples8337

3 жыл бұрын

And rain when the sun is still out😂

@PainClerk

3 жыл бұрын

Nah we get a week of 50s

@hozerberto4886

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like South America

@Matt-yz3iq

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget 5 days of 65 degree weather in January then hot as fuck again season.

as a 24 year old home grown floridan reading comments like "Miami could best be described as an online GTA server that’s come to life" really makes me think i should consider moving

@janayh2817

3 жыл бұрын

I did. Best decision ever. Jacksonville born and raised, then Miami for 6 years. I went from basically South Georgia racism to the wild fucking west. I’m enjoying PA very much 😂 I do love home though, not gonna lie.

@ginamarietarsetti91

3 жыл бұрын

If i could gth out of here i def would...on disability from a real bad motorcycle accident...in a coma way too long...had to relearn EVERYTHING...TOO MUCH PAIN MEDICATION...NOW IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAWSUIT FROM SIDE EFFECTS...💔

@vexial97

3 жыл бұрын

@@janayh2817 cringe.

@bendinbeatz1172

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TristanYoshi

3 жыл бұрын

maybe there's somewhere else in Florida right for you dude

Florida is a great state. Low taxes, great beaches, and theme parks. Not only that, they have the best governor in the nation in Ron DeSantis. Miami, however, is a horse of a different color.

I knew several people in WV who were going to Florida for opioids, it stopped because Florida pharmacies stopped filling the prescriptions. People were getting prescriptions here from doctors like Kostinco and double dipping in Florida.

Jamie has been waiting forever to use that thumbnail

@trapchurches555

5 жыл бұрын

Facts

@mosaicmonk4380

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@goldenmemes51

5 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahahaab bucks bunny cutting off florida lmao

@figotlatenby588

5 жыл бұрын

@@kemicbi Is vcpr like the radio station? Damn I'd tune into that, if only we had a chilled out bill and Ted Floridian tin foil hat infowars.

@figotlatenby588

5 жыл бұрын

@@kemicbi I don't know what it is, but if they said crazy shit like that, 10 bucks says I'd listen to it.

Remarkable he is talking about Miami, Florida for 20 minutes and never uses the word Tourism.

@fabiotellez6192

5 жыл бұрын

Nice Catch

@jebby16

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds a bit clueless.

I lived in Treasure Island, West Coast Florida. Total free for all. Went back home to Virginia......alive.

my father bought a house a house in the mid 80s in that area. the guy needed a cash sale ,left the country with his family and left everything he owed behind. the house had an electric gate that opened sideways, surrounded by jungle with a canal in the back with a boat.a Cadillac in the driveway and a large cement slab with chain link fence and a huge doghouse. the lights switch cover in the kitchen was a rottweiler so i assume that was beast in question. mirror sided pool table, and hilarious prints throughout the house.naked ladies and parrots. leather gucci baby pants.a weight room.so many other awesome 80s Miami shit.we just took over this Miami vice pad and did normal family stuff all surrounded by this strange circumstance and decor.it wasn't ever a topic of discussion. thats how normalized that lifestyle was back then.i remember more than once seeing as a child, a grown man running, getting tackled and then wailing cries as he was handcuffed in the Miami airport. people were not phased by it at all. top less diners, top less check cashing, and top less car washes were popular. the Cadillac was traded in for a white 87 5.0 5 speed convertible mustang. we went to lion country safari. i swear i saw a zebra sell coke to a giraffe.

@michaeldennis7952

6 ай бұрын

😂 And you probably did,lol!🤣

"Its basically a town of assholes." Living here my entire life, this sums up Miami so perfectly.

@RollingOrmond

5 жыл бұрын

@To La Nope. Chuck Berry memorial was beautiful.

@CodyLamson

5 жыл бұрын

Just Melvin I was driving for Uber last weekend on the beach, 2 New York girls get in ”so are you from Miami” I said nope moved here for the winter from Massachusetts, they asked what I thought of the people. I said vein and fake and they literally ROARED TO LIFE with how much they hate the people lmao. Sums up a lot of visitors. While I’m glad I got to spend the winter in Miami, away from the cold in Massachusetts, I’m happy to be leaving. This is a destination, not a home. The people who can make it a home are either from here and have family, or just have too much money to know what to do with.

@DS40764

2 жыл бұрын

And most of Florida

@matthewrodriguez4583

2 жыл бұрын

Living here my whole life too.. town of assholes is about right

@KALINGANJA007

2 жыл бұрын

Fort Myers is RETARD city

I clicked here because I saw a picture of Bugs Bunny.

@jeromejohnson25

5 жыл бұрын

As did I

@Sergeant_Camacho

5 жыл бұрын

same

@figotlatenby588

5 жыл бұрын

And proceeded to hear 1 of the funniest and surprisingly funny bits that I heard.

@jeauslucio109

5 жыл бұрын

Scott Wyatt real shit

@tee1up785

5 жыл бұрын

‘Be vawy, vawy quiet....Its wabbit hunting season’

Being from Florida and reading these comments is gold.

@VitalyMack

2 жыл бұрын

The thing about Miami is that all of Florida is Miami...in one way or another

I always found it astounding that the entire state of Florida is made largely of limestone, constantly eroding through both natural and mechanical erosion. And due to that fact, there are underground sinkholes that are all flooded and interconnected.

@alainlalonde

Жыл бұрын

lol - ahhaah That made laugh out loud. Well played, sir.

@stophating

Жыл бұрын

D*mn!😮

@1235garay

10 ай бұрын

new condos being built on every corner.

@Martell-XO

5 ай бұрын

So THAT’S where the reptilians live.

I thought shooing away alligators was normal as a kid xD

@jolliv3982

3 жыл бұрын

Haha so true. Love the nature in fl

@sob5607

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@tjack321

3 жыл бұрын

Wait..... It's not?

@andrewvu1752

3 жыл бұрын

@@tjack321 there were 24 Gators next to me on a freshwater beach next to me while fishing

@andrewvu1752

2 жыл бұрын

@@mongo3438 funny you say that that's exact what I do, I catch them "accidentally"

Florida is crazy because its a melting pot. Perhaps thee most diverse state in the union. You get lots of strange things down here

@pdb2k154

4 жыл бұрын

Facts you got Hispanics blacks and whites n more n hella Cubans n so flo

@MrViki60

4 жыл бұрын

Its diverse and a shithole, how surprising.

You know this guys from Florida cause he instantly starts laughing when torture is brought up

Florida is not only it’s own country, but it’s own planet…I’ve had many great experiences there thankfully…

You talk about Florida being so connected to cocaine. The pill mills were ten times worse as a collective experience.

@destynova4512

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah the whole cocaine thing is dated. Sure still coke goes through there, but not like back in the day.

@Cwright386

4 жыл бұрын

For real Cokes around but it's been dead, FLA is the oxycontin/opium pill highway

@singhatar0912

4 жыл бұрын

Yea I think cocaine is more of just an LA Western Europe type drug now

@joshlowe2233

4 жыл бұрын

Gregory Swift the pill mills were stage one of the CIAs plan to import tons of heroine once afghan poppy was secured by US forces . The death rate of the opioid crisis does not come from oxycodone it doesn’t even come from heroin it comes from fentanyl produced in China mixed with heroin witch is deadly. Almost weaponized suicide for addicts

@drpepper3838

4 жыл бұрын

illegal cocaine has always been popular in the Netherlands yeah but xtc still nr1

You can't just say miami. It's South FL...the Tri county....Dade, Broward and Palm Beach

@-.-4595

5 жыл бұрын

are those close to miami by any chance?

@davidherbella7165

5 жыл бұрын

Uhh.. yes you can.. Miami Dade (mainly Aventura to Kendall, Doral to Miami Beach) is a whole different vibe to Broward and west Palm.. though to be fair, they're all insane.

@zarc0n

4 жыл бұрын

@@-.-4595 yes they are all close to each other, there's this thing called a map and the south Florida part will show you this.😎👀

@-.-4595

4 жыл бұрын

@@zarc0n I apologize for my lame joke😂

@cocouffs

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidherbella7165 very different vibe in Broward compared to PBC n yes both crazy or just insane depending where you go.

The “walking between the raindrops” line is fucking gold

@elmatuttle5812

3 жыл бұрын

Yea that one got me too

Rich men walk between the raindrops, love this line and this man too, very knowledgeable 👏👌👍

@stophating

Жыл бұрын

Rich white men...

Florida, where 1/2 gram of coke is the standard tip.

@HarryBalzak

5 жыл бұрын

My carpenter buddy did some work in Florida and he told me one client asked him if he wanted to be paid in coke or cash. Keep in mind this was 10s of 1000s of dollars of work. EDIT: and the 80s

@rumncoke3059

5 жыл бұрын

best way to tip

@eoghancallaghy3756

5 жыл бұрын

I used to deliver pizzas here in college and I was tipped in coke quite a bit

@AfricaGeo

5 жыл бұрын

@@HarryBalzak what a lie!!!! lol Funny story tho...

@HarryBalzak

5 жыл бұрын

@@AfricaGeo Could be a lie. I wasn't there.

Lived in Miami my whole life. Kids be putting coke in salt shakers like it's a joke lmao.

@brrvi921

4 жыл бұрын

Guy Ferz Remember when some classmates were trying to drink their friends blood

@pdb2k154

4 жыл бұрын

Brr Vi yea but that was in central Florida

@sob5607

3 жыл бұрын

@@brrvi921 lmao I relate to all of you guys, thank you for sharing 😭😹🥴

@KamariFerrari

3 жыл бұрын

What area was this?

@madmike017

3 жыл бұрын

Legit nobody does this

born and raised in central florida, spent summers as a child in fort lauderdale/miami, always was chaotic, but the worst didn't happen until i went for a conference in 2016 and was kidnapped, drugged, beaten and robbed by an "uber" driver

@stophating

Жыл бұрын

What?!😮

I lived in Orlando for 6 years, worked as a head of security for a couple of nightclubs in downtown and let me tell the amount and consistency of crazy unbelievable moments is unmatched, at first is shocking but after a while is just funny as fuck

I love how this guy just throws all kinds of stats and Joe just says “wow”, instead of “hold on, Jamie google that shit”.

@ryancretaro7264

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that's everyone's answer, Google it

@edgeofenlightenment7088

4 жыл бұрын

This mother fucker ain't lying about alot of it and I lived it and he is a well respected bringer of truth he doesnt need to lie the truth is that fucked up

@IvanOoze1990

4 жыл бұрын

You from Florida?

@photostudio6788

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan doesn't argue with his guests. That's why people go on his podcast.

@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros4419

4 жыл бұрын

He doe fact check usually, but in this case all the Floridian crap sounds so right to him he didn't need to lol

Maybe they just haven't done any DMT in Florida yet. Jamie pull up affects of DMT on societies

@joshaustin9119

5 жыл бұрын

Only place ive done it. Ayahuasca ceremonies everywhere. Legal ayahuasca churches

@trippsmclovin

4 жыл бұрын

Plenty of dmt here. Also badass ayahuasca retreat chrches.

@Pyrethryn

4 жыл бұрын

*exhales into microphone*

@TheRealpennyInfo

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@quantezwatts436

4 жыл бұрын

We've had dmt since the early 90's.

I have lived in central Florida ,my whole life. Only drove through Miami once , never stayed and visit but I knew someone who was into a lot of bad things going on in Miami , he told me what happened , qnd he ended up stabbed and hospitalized . He said it took months to recover,. I was might have been just his experience ( he grew up there ) but that scared me off of Miami. Central Florida things happen but not to that extent that he told me.

Daytona Beach Florida was the wildest experience of my life. One weekend there and I'm pretty sure I can write a full length novel. It's always a great party story.

As a South Florida resident, I can concur everything described by Corben is 100% accurate.

“The greatest thing about Miami is that is so close to the United States!”

@pdb2k154

4 жыл бұрын

Another guy redid the comment much much better”The greatest thing about Florida is that it’s so close to the United States” I like that one 1000 times better

This man is 100% correct about Miami. No jobs, all schemes and scams. Everybody hustling 💯

Joe Rogan says absolutely nothing: Billy Corben: We call that "Miami Silence".

Anyone else read this as Billy Corgan?

@toms3142

5 жыл бұрын

Shape shifters

@jaybee2620

5 жыл бұрын

Billy Conforto

@jaydyer6682

5 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for 2 baldies to start talking instead I got a magic the gathering player

@detroitblk8869

5 жыл бұрын

me

@thatwasntworthit

5 жыл бұрын

guilty. then I saw him and I thought "he's put on weight"

I have an Aunt (RIP AUNT MJ) that owned a limo service in Miami in the 80s and 90s. She drove all manner of celebrity and infamy. Because of her family connections back here in Ohio she ended up transporting a lot of cocaine up and down I-75. She never got caught but she ended up having to move back to Ohio quickly and suddenly.

I’m originally from Massachusetts and I relocated to South Florida a few years ago. I concur Florida is an insane place. And he is correct, for some reason no one uses turn signals here.

@davidvoyager9396

2 жыл бұрын

Turn signals in Florida make cops suspicious .it's because everyone wants to get in a wreck and get ritch off the insurance

When I think Miami as an Brit all that comes to my mind is Tommy Vercetti.

@skitz-oh

3 жыл бұрын

Nah for me is Tony Montana

@FirstOnRaceDayCapri2904

3 жыл бұрын

Miami Vice

Yeah here in Nebraska its not okay to tip in blow... You gotta use Meth

@Juangui.

5 жыл бұрын

Dawson Houser 🤣🤣

@chonch7441

5 жыл бұрын

That’s council bluffs

@tooooo-dc6dq

5 жыл бұрын

1 more reason to not move to Nebraska

@doctornobody611

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say that about missouri

@ralph40

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Nebraskans' tip was 'plant your corn early'.

I remember listening to Billy when I used to listen to the Paul and Young Ron Show everyday many years ago.

“White, rich men walk between the raindrops in this country.” Great quote, and the very reason America’s in its death rattle!

I drive/work in Miami everyday. Worst drivers EVER!If you’re sitting at a red light, the second the light turns green SOMEONE is going to honk their horn.

@Dashoost

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao so true! the same people honking at you from behind are the same idiots you get stuck behind who are staring at Facebook on their phones not paying attention while the turn signal goes red so they have to drive like maniacs and honk at everyone to get out of their way because they are going to be late and of course that's your fault.

@andresvalentin6924

5 жыл бұрын

I live in the DC area so I'm used to that shit! I'd take my chances down there anyday than stay in DC.

@leonardopedraza7696

5 жыл бұрын

Miami drivers da boof 😂

@davidtuttle7556

5 жыл бұрын

@@andresvalentin6924 They dont understand The Mess. Miami is bad but Anywhere in DC can turn into a parkinglot at anytime, with no rhyme or reason. Ive lived in both places, but Miami is predictable, and you can park...sometimes. DC i just took the metro and prayed.

@redneckhippiefreak

5 жыл бұрын

Why are you still sitting at a green light? You have One job...Drive.

Joe “the whole thing is so strange” Rogan

@brn3k812

5 жыл бұрын

you people need to stop doing this its so lame

@lo-fiFromChicago

5 жыл бұрын

@@brn3k812 BRN "stop doing this!" 3K

@ballinhobo8603

5 жыл бұрын

@@brn3k812 BRN "You People" 3K

@unskinnedskeleton

5 жыл бұрын

BRN 3K BRN “it’s so lame” 3K

@unskinnedskeleton

5 жыл бұрын

Hulk Hogan alright, hulkamaniac, maybe that’s a little too far.

No factories...no jobs...no mountains...no waterfalls...

I lived and traveled all over central and south Florida from mid1999-2020 I witnessed and/or participated in every thing this podcast mentioned and PLENTY MORE. THIS MAN IS SPOT ON. I usually don't tell stories. Most people would not believe them. Some I will take to the grave, because "we made a deal". Real talk.

Florida fuckery? I love that 😂 I lost it when he said you should need a passport to go 😂😂😂

@hewnent1

5 жыл бұрын

fuckatry

@rossyvizcarra1927

Жыл бұрын

Definitely

“The Florida of today is the America of tomorrow “

@majorhurricane3712

5 жыл бұрын

He said the Miami of today, and it couldnt be any more true the rest of florida is catching up with Miami too

@gta54lyfe30

5 жыл бұрын

Maco Pempen Or Israel?

@Toastydoesrandom

5 жыл бұрын

Then we’re fucked

@isaiahlasley4668

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck Spain, give it back to the Seminoles.

@deshaundozier

5 жыл бұрын

Angel Cruz that's scary

I never lived in Miami but we lived in Broward and Palm Beach County for For 45 years. The coulter change after the refugee arrived. Like Bill was talking about there is a lot of crimes. The Florida industry is Sunshine and Service. I worked Ambulance service in Broward, Pompano Beach and through Palm Beach County and the busyness was anywhere in Intercity. I don't agree that Florida influence the rest of the States as much as California.

I was born and raised in California, but my dad was born and raised in Florida til age 30. We go back every now and then. 90% of everywhere we go looks like it is stuck in a 1960s time warp, including the way people act. No way he'd have been successful as he became, had he stayed there. I feel bad for people in Florida, including all my relatives

@rossyvizcarra1927

Жыл бұрын

It’s not a place to grow up in you need to be ready

@gummo3873

Жыл бұрын

And that's how the rest of the country feels about California so we can definitely relate. 🙄🤦

@mg19cal

Жыл бұрын

@@gummo3873 everyone hates California because we're light years ahead of every other state

I was a Cable guy for almost 6 years, got tipped doobies many times but never blow.

@BountyFlamor

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you didn't do a good job? :-))

@randolphespinosajr7810

3 жыл бұрын

Bet you saw a lot of naked wives.

@negan4089

3 жыл бұрын

@@randolphespinosajr7810 you watch too much movies. I was a yacht cleaner and diver in the keys. Seen a few bakinis but no naked wives

@randolphespinosajr7810

3 жыл бұрын

Good to know.

@bobmouse1178

3 жыл бұрын

I think imma start working cable now😂

The bail out was the probably the greatest financial crime in history ! We need to build a wall around Wall street , not Mexico

@jarhead21100

5 жыл бұрын

cheekoandtheman nah. The bailout made sense due to the fact that the mortgage industry was forced to abide by bad policies made in Washington. Banks were forced into bad loans, the bad loans went down horribly, the government bailed them out. It’s like when the government bailed out airlines after 9/11. The government shut them down. So they got a bailout. The difference was that the banks were fucked with in order to produce social equity. Not to stabilize a national security crisis.

@jakesimon9397

5 жыл бұрын

@@jarhead21100 that is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read. You clearly have no idea about the causes of the crash. Read a book sometime

@jasonthompson8147

5 жыл бұрын

You really think the shits in DC are going to destroy the sugar daddy. That is exactly what Wall Street is.

@joefuller476

5 жыл бұрын

Read "End the Fed" by Ron Paul if you really want to understand money, debt, and why the big bank bailouts were a bad thing

@jarhead21100

5 жыл бұрын

joe fuller make no mistake. The bailouts were nothing more than a temporary reprieve for a much larger set of problems. It was a bandage on a limb that needed amputation. The bailouts were a horrible idea that might very well cost us in the long run. The next recession might be far worse. Our government hasn’t learned a goddamn thing.

I've been to Puerto Rico and it was as close to Florida as I want to get... I got in a bunch of fights and seen people selling cocaine on the side of the road, big kilo blocks in the back of a truck for almost nothing and it was insane, I couldn't imagine anything crazier than that. I also remember the Oxytocin Express going on in PA and it was really, really bad... Literally every day there was 10+ overdoses and people dying on a weekly basis. SMH

@dr.floridaman4805

2 жыл бұрын

it is as close to florida we will allow you. f a g

@javila6341

2 жыл бұрын

I'm puertorican living in Tucson Arizona..yes Puerto Rico seems lawless from decades ago

@justincarpenter2312

2 жыл бұрын

You mean Miami that's completely different then the rest of Florida

@silverman5707

2 жыл бұрын

There is a doctor getting sentenced in PA now for handing out pills like they were candy.

Literally the only reason why people from Florida seem so crazy is because of its Sunshine Laws; all the other states don’t allow nearly close to the same public records requests

You ain’t a true Miamian unless you know what Hialeah is

@sindicatesix3336

4 жыл бұрын

Elier Ortiz a shithole

@maxgibson5131

4 жыл бұрын

cool ur from miami, shitty ass place but yah enjoy ur shitty hialeah

@lenbrad6258

4 жыл бұрын

AGUA, FANGO Y FACTORIA

@elierortiz5667

4 жыл бұрын

Sindicate Six 2:49

@elierortiz5667

4 жыл бұрын

Max Gibson 3:17

i live in florida and let me tell you the reason why people are crazy here is because the temperature fluctuates like crazy which gets to peoples heads

@Theking196

5 жыл бұрын

Fluctuates? The temp is like 80-90 most of the time, winter is like 1 week long.

I've lived in Miami the past 10 years and everything this man says is absolutely true. The locals here think committing fraud is not just acceptable, but like something to aspire to. Maybe it's because the video is a few years old but he didn't mention the Brazilian but lift surgeries that go wrong almost on a weekly basis. You have cosmetic surgeons here that I wouldn't allow butcher a chicken. I'm moving away in the summer to Chicago for a job and I think I'm going to be happier but I know I'm going to be reading the Miami Herald every day to read about the crazies down here because I'll miss it.

@miker258

11 ай бұрын

Have you had your head in a hole for the past decade? Chicago is worse than Miami ever dared to be, dummy Better invest in body armor in the “gun free” parts of OUR NATION. Miami might be wild but at least a person can legally defend themselves. GOOD LUCK, MATE YOU’RE GOING TO NEED IT GOD BLESS YOU ALL

@musicandpoetry_8

9 ай бұрын

How’s Chicago?

@shaq74

7 ай бұрын

@@musicandpoetry_8He got shot

Florida motto: Come on vacation…… leave on probation….. Spent 25 of the best years of my life in the Sunshine State…

My dive instructor, Jim Abernathy, left his wife for a dolphin. He's from Florida.

@gilbertrivera1293

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ecasey91

4 жыл бұрын

God bless

@73gmiller

4 жыл бұрын

I believe it

@reubengangte1350

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@jakekaywell5972

4 жыл бұрын

Abernathy, as in the former AMC executive Abernathy? What a small world!

any non-Floridian who plays the "florida man" game is appropriating my culture. ijs

@vagabondwastrel2361

5 жыл бұрын

best game ever was germany or florida.

@floridaboi904

5 жыл бұрын

@Raw 730 welfare checks I'm sure.. 😯

@brunsta234

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah bro fuck those people gimme back my culture

@tonybacigalupi9178

5 жыл бұрын

What’s the “Florida Man” game?

@onebuffalo5402

5 жыл бұрын

@@tonybacigalupi9178 A social media trend where you type "Florida Man then your birthday" to see what the florida did man did on your birth day lmfao

Now everyone wonders how Florida is so sane.

I just got back from Miami last week and absolutely loved it. Granted, I stayed in Coral Gables, however, the people were very nice and I didn't see any of the craziness that Billy talks about.

Not surprised that Jorge Masvidal is from Miami, Florida.

@jonzilla4074

5 жыл бұрын

He's not.

@BLACK05GO1

5 жыл бұрын

@@jonzilla4074 He was just part of the local fight scene there. Several UFC Fighters have come out of that back yard fight scene.

@cryptochadwick7958

5 жыл бұрын

Masvidal is from Miami

@lordmegatron4789

5 жыл бұрын

he's not just fought with kimbo and whatnot

@thedoctormma9433

5 жыл бұрын

@@jonzilla4074 but he is though