Joe Rogan - The Everglades are a Redneck Jurassic Park

Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1280 w/Michael Yo:
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  • @austinsadler5164
    @austinsadler51645 жыл бұрын

    The mosquito, Florida’s State bird.

  • @V8.777

    @V8.777

    5 жыл бұрын

    Excellent 👌

  • @themightymufin

    @themightymufin

    5 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @nellatl

    @nellatl

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nope. Not that many mosquitoes in Florida

  • @masoncordell9685

    @masoncordell9685

    4 жыл бұрын

    mynellemail Nell I don’t think you’ve ever been to anywhere in Florida not on a beach in big cities.

  • @nellatl

    @nellatl

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@masoncordell9685 i live in Florida

  • @pardoffski9709
    @pardoffski97095 жыл бұрын

    Joe "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" Rogan

  • @whatsmyname1288

    @whatsmyname1288

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂 joe " fear is not a factor for you" Rogan hippo slayer

  • @krypto202

    @krypto202

    5 жыл бұрын

    Was looking for this comment

  • @GDPplease

    @GDPplease

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahaha fucking christ i was literally just about to comment this

  • @T0YCHEST

    @T0YCHEST

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was laughing hippo punisher

  • @whatever9261

    @whatever9261

    5 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/k6p6062TdNaXd8o.html

  • @imprezzive3153
    @imprezzive31532 жыл бұрын

    As a trucker, these podcasts are my life

  • @AfroReporter

    @AfroReporter

    Жыл бұрын

    Amen brother

  • @yaroslavmantsevich

    @yaroslavmantsevich

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s a good life sir. I love JRE too. God bless you. Stay safe. Jesus loves you.

  • @No_ReGretzky99

    @No_ReGretzky99

    Ай бұрын

    Thanks y'all for being away from your families and barely having a life to give us our goods 🎉🎉❤❤

  • @sherminator7108
    @sherminator71082 жыл бұрын

    The yelling at the cheetah part made me laugh super hard

  • @Seuspesos

    @Seuspesos

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too i bursted out

  • @Oh_its_Mike
    @Oh_its_Mike4 жыл бұрын

    Joe "The Hippo Punisher" Rogan

  • @deathskunk3

    @deathskunk3

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 Thats a badass MMA name tho

  • @TheMouseofdanger

    @TheMouseofdanger

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @adrianrosales98

    @adrianrosales98

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like an exotic pornstar name lol

  • @juicedaone1153

    @juicedaone1153

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would watch that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tigerlilyxiii

    @tigerlilyxiii

    2 жыл бұрын

    I involuntarily laughed out loud at this😭😭

  • @tyo9930
    @tyo99304 жыл бұрын

    It’s the most irritating thing When they are looking at a picture and saying it looks cool but they don’t show it

  • @Rowsy91

    @Rowsy91

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think its because of copyright issues. Joe has said thats the main thing that gets their videos demonitized by YT are animal/nautre related stuff that is copyrighted, So they probably are very careful with those images

  • @steelinskin5925

    @steelinskin5925

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Rowsy91 Nobody is monetizing and copyright claiming cellphone videos of animals in nature. If they are, they deserve the doxxing

  • @FilthyRedds

    @FilthyRedds

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@steelinskin5925 Mate, People Would Claim For Anything. Said Something Mean? *CANCELLED*

  • @vince92664

    @vince92664

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kharjo Connoisseur no they won’t.

  • @aladinq3907

    @aladinq3907

    3 жыл бұрын

    Steelin Skin ur an idiot , EVERYONE monetizes nature.. if I took the video and uploaded it, I want to get paid from the millions made from ads being played before my damn video I took. Learn life kid

  • @jsims563
    @jsims563 Жыл бұрын

    Used to go airboating and camping in the everglades back in the early eighties. There were already giant pythons there then. Those camps on pilings out in the middle of the glades are a trip.

  • @brettwilson359
    @brettwilson3593 жыл бұрын

    "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" JOE: "I'M GONNA! I'D BE THE HIPPO PUNISHER!" Awesome quote.

  • @barthslung
    @barthslung5 жыл бұрын

    Dude likes the word "snatched"

  • @martinrowe7929

    @martinrowe7929

    4 жыл бұрын

    Barth Slung and Jogging

  • @p4rrzygames511

    @p4rrzygames511

    4 жыл бұрын

    As I read this comment he actually said it omg 🤣🤣🤣

  • @H2THEP33

    @H2THEP33

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jacked

  • @andrejslv4192

    @andrejslv4192

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anytime anyone near my grabs something I say "nice snatch"

  • @bruce4751

    @bruce4751

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andy C I prefer snag.

  • @amplexumpessimus5027
    @amplexumpessimus50275 жыл бұрын

    Joe "send the marines to kill pythons" Rogan

  • @chedsalvia6270

    @chedsalvia6270

    4 жыл бұрын

    agent orange + flamethrowers

  • @howey935

    @howey935

    4 жыл бұрын

    He does come out with some ridiculous shit but thats why i like him he's open minded probably down to the DMT because it opened my mind right up.

  • @howey935

    @howey935

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Boss Ricketts hahaha they'd spit him out they dont eat anything synthetic. Snakes eat things head first so it would taste his "hair" i use the word hair very loosely to describe his hairpiece then spit him straight out.

  • @Coldfront15

    @Coldfront15

    3 жыл бұрын

    How zer Woah dude your so clever. Lmfao.

  • @howey935

    @howey935

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Quinn Murph im for trump 2020 but you have to admit his hair piece is fucking hilarious. I dont get the TDS the left fucking hate him and wont accept anything he does is good.

  • @RWong-wn3pv
    @RWong-wn3pv3 жыл бұрын

    One of the first times (app 44 years ago) that I ran a government mission (into the Florida Everglades,) into a area where there were gators, et al. it felt like we were the lunch in a sushi boat.This is not even to mention the black clouds of mosquitoes that literally black out the sunlight.

  • @sammyrizzo1199
    @sammyrizzo11993 жыл бұрын

    I love how these two get along!

  • @oKingsWild
    @oKingsWild4 жыл бұрын

    "You can't do that." "But... I'm gonna."

  • @ZNard
    @ZNard4 жыл бұрын

    Who just binge watches his podcats

  • @MsFrostitute

    @MsFrostitute

    4 жыл бұрын

    guilty, while playing red dead redemption 2

  • @jettwooten5978

    @jettwooten5978

    4 жыл бұрын

    Starting now. Allllll weekend fam

  • @vladisergeiev7278

    @vladisergeiev7278

    4 жыл бұрын

    Poddogs

  • @upintheairstudio

    @upintheairstudio

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yo.

  • @c.t.7289

    @c.t.7289

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hell yea while I play madden. Even better in the morning with a cup of coffee and madden. Lol

  • @Leonardiic
    @Leonardiic Жыл бұрын

    Hippo Punisher 🤣😂🤣

  • @seandoherty6215
    @seandoherty6215 Жыл бұрын

    Close friend of mine had a 100 acre farm in the Everglades until the government took it from him with eminent domain. It was beautiful. Literally had a one room cabin with no electricity or running water with all sorts of fruits and veggies growing. It was a food forest that sustained itself

  • @PalashaGabarra

    @PalashaGabarra

    9 ай бұрын

    I just googled eminent domain. Never heard of it before. I can't believe that's a real thing in America.

  • @TEM14411

    @TEM14411

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@PalashaGabarrathat is how they built the Blue Ridge Parkway.....just take it away. People were impoverished and illiterate. No match for the government.

  • @jaimestewart8295

    @jaimestewart8295

    4 ай бұрын

    Come on they paid him for his land he just didn't want you to know he had big bucks

  • @jliller
    @jliller4 жыл бұрын

    "They're in the Bible. Snakes will eat your baby." -Joe Rogan But not if the dingos get there first.

  • @thehutch7728

    @thehutch7728

    3 жыл бұрын

    Quality comment. I wish I could give you more likes.

  • @sambaulch4377

    @sambaulch4377

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bit of Aussie love

  • @cuh47437

    @cuh47437

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sam Baulch I always feel a bit of joy when i see a fellow australian in the comments 😂😂

  • @tmseh

    @tmseh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Snakes, lol.

  • @uriamudeltoro5075

    @uriamudeltoro5075

    3 жыл бұрын

    Score!!!

  • @hubertfarnsworth8506
    @hubertfarnsworth85065 жыл бұрын

    Joe Rogan: too many alligators Alligator: too many humans Let the games begin

  • @hefra345

    @hefra345

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cocoa The Clown Just a few million lol

  • @dvaerggrisene

    @dvaerggrisene

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alligators on the podcast when?

  • @ironpro7217

    @ironpro7217

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Cocoa The Clown we have guns and explosives

  • @metroidhunter965

    @metroidhunter965

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hubert Farnsworth Is it wrong that i read that last part as Jigsaw?

  • @Zach-lv5qs

    @Zach-lv5qs

    4 жыл бұрын

    Humans: too many humans

  • @chaseb1404
    @chaseb14042 жыл бұрын

    I love joes attitude!!! You cant do that “well im gonna” 😂😂😂

  • @TheDaveKrueger
    @TheDaveKrueger Жыл бұрын

    Joe "They're a weird animal, they're like a cat-dog thing" Rogan

  • @domique1736
    @domique17365 жыл бұрын

    If Rogan ever goes to Africa he’s mounting an M62 Minigun to his boat just lights up every ripple

  • @topman8565

    @topman8565

    5 жыл бұрын

    I see you've tried dmt

  • @darkwhitegamer5

    @darkwhitegamer5

    5 жыл бұрын

    top man it’s what makes us dream bro

  • @thedreamz9376

    @thedreamz9376

    5 жыл бұрын

    American culture

  • @dylanjohnson2327

    @dylanjohnson2327

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kirk Landau it's a running joke on the channel

  • @kaayjaay2

    @kaayjaay2

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao

  • @CujoHyer
    @CujoHyer4 жыл бұрын

    "You don't wanna be like 'HEYMOTHAFUCKER!" hahahaha

  • @randomuser5831

    @randomuser5831

    4 жыл бұрын

    Always gets me hahaha

  • @steventaylor170
    @steventaylor1709 ай бұрын

    The dude is convinced that Crabs have vocal cords to scream hahahahaha

  • @candygram2539
    @candygram25393 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you guys. Guy jumps into an alligator death....laughing right along with you.

  • @randomlegend631
    @randomlegend6314 жыл бұрын

    "have you ever looked in the eye of a snake....." - Joe Rogan

  • @TheFlatPancakeTheory

    @TheFlatPancakeTheory

    3 жыл бұрын

    Have you ever looked in the eye of DMT?

  • @stevenherzberg4610

    @stevenherzberg4610

    3 жыл бұрын

    A full grown king cobra can literally raise up and look a grown man in the eye. When confronted they can lift a third of their length up to strike and still be able to move forward to attack.

  • @stanleypressley2197

    @stanleypressley2197

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stevenherzberg4610 maaaan, I wouldn't ever put myself in a situation where that'd happen 😬

  • @stanleypressley2197

    @stanleypressley2197

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheFlatPancakeTheory what is a dmt?

  • @tmseh

    @tmseh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joe: Who's your buddy...... Snakes: Joe is.....

  • @ComfortZoneComic
    @ComfortZoneComic3 жыл бұрын

    Joe leans forward , looks into the lens and says i`m killing all the snakes .... i genuinely laughed out loud

  • @jamiesonburkett6443
    @jamiesonburkett64432 жыл бұрын

    Love the bit on the crabs. When i was 13 my family took me to Galveston on vacation. One night i caught a huge blue crab using a towel to keep it from pinching me. This tactic of using the towel had worked hundreds of times previously but this time the crab latched onto my pinky with some anger. It had broke the skin and as a child i thought it had broke my finger too. I beat the life out of that crab 10 times over and still hate them with a passion 😂

  • @goblingoochgobbler5759

    @goblingoochgobbler5759

    2 жыл бұрын

    did you ever do anything with the crabs after catching?

  • @johnsheetz6639

    @johnsheetz6639

    2 жыл бұрын

    I used to work on a shrimp boat and when they'd open up the net those little bastards were hyped from the warm water you wouldn't see him and then it all of a sudden when you weren't looking one would run up and pinch the crap out of you!

  • @vang-toulee8351

    @vang-toulee8351

    Жыл бұрын

    should have ate him

  • @OneOut1

    @OneOut1

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope you dipped tgat crab in a little garlic butter.

  • @dj.11n56
    @dj.11n564 жыл бұрын

    JRE hits different when you’re high 😂

  • @nsquezada27

    @nsquezada27

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh gosh I can't even imagine this one while you're high 😂

  • @MiKe-yz1nq

    @MiKe-yz1nq

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nsquezada27 its fucking amazing

  • @juanvasquez9886

    @juanvasquez9886

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s been a routine after work every morning smoke listen

  • @drews1913

    @drews1913

    4 жыл бұрын

    Being high hits different when you're JRE..

  • @steven95N

    @steven95N

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@drews1913 Being JRE high different when you're hits.

  • @redshedindustries1345
    @redshedindustries13455 жыл бұрын

    Joe "come stop me I'm killing all the hippos" Rogan

  • @silentinvestor

    @silentinvestor

    4 жыл бұрын

    Come stop him. The truth is i would do the same. I would obliterate every one of them to save 1 human

  • @Magic_dawn
    @Magic_dawn2 жыл бұрын

    This podcast was funny af. God I love these.

  • @anthonycrowder1767
    @anthonycrowder1767 Жыл бұрын

    Bro at the end of the video Joe and this dude had me rolling talking about the crabs lobster and a rabbit 🤣

  • @wrxhex
    @wrxhex5 жыл бұрын

    5:02 Joe "HEY MOTHAFUCKA" Rogan... that shit had me dying😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @viclor2876

    @viclor2876

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same here!

  • @perdidoysincausa7310

    @perdidoysincausa7310

    5 жыл бұрын

    his whole body tensed up hahah

  • @keenfire8151
    @keenfire81515 жыл бұрын

    When I was a teenager working at a seafood restaurant, most of the cooks had scars on their arms from crabs and lobsters spitting boiling grease at them before they died.

  • @martinrowe7929

    @martinrowe7929

    4 жыл бұрын

    My cats breath smells like cat food

  • @slothmarathonpromotions2470

    @slothmarathonpromotions2470

    4 жыл бұрын

    Since termite poop contains 80% wood when I collect enough of it I compress it and add glue to make pieces of furniture

  • @charliemaine9304

    @charliemaine9304

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was tricked into eating sea turtle meat. It tasted like chicken, but harder to chew.

  • @RiggidyDiggidyRaw

    @RiggidyDiggidyRaw

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I pretend I'm Lord Voldemort when I yawn and stick out my tongue

  • @AkshayKumar-tm7lb

    @AkshayKumar-tm7lb

    4 жыл бұрын

    You're all off topic.

  • @EternalChamp
    @EternalChamp2 жыл бұрын

    “But I’m gonna!” My favorite shit ever left JR’s mouth right there

  • @danielsmith1202
    @danielsmith12023 жыл бұрын

    Joe is hilarious in this clip. Hippo punisher. 😂

  • @pherm1056
    @pherm10564 жыл бұрын

    “She’s eating her kids” don’t act like your gf/wife ain’t done that before lol

  • @feralcyborggaming1531

    @feralcyborggaming1531

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ha. Sperm

  • @FreshlySnipes

    @FreshlySnipes

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOLOL

  • @brendanswartz643

    @brendanswartz643

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @EikottXD

    @EikottXD

    3 жыл бұрын

    🏆

  • @mosterchife6045

    @mosterchife6045

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Francisco Nieves wat

  • @Thesbone92
    @Thesbone924 жыл бұрын

    this is by far one of the funniest conversations i’ve seen on this podcast

  • @johnwalters5418
    @johnwalters5418 Жыл бұрын

    I fuckin love joe lmfao, “you can’t do that, but I’m gonna”😂😂😂😂

  • @Alex-li9cv
    @Alex-li9cv3 жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favourite episodes

  • @halosrusty
    @halosrusty4 жыл бұрын

    Definition of a Cheetah: Weird cat dog thing 😂

  • @indeedmyson
    @indeedmyson5 жыл бұрын

    This is my new animal planet.

  • @numa2k147

    @numa2k147

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love Joe but don't let it be.

  • @nsquezada27

    @nsquezada27

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol it's like if animal planet had opinion pieces

  • @Jake-rj6ql

    @Jake-rj6ql

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lotta misinforation xD "Florida's now nothin but anacondas and pythons and Nike crocodiles " woah x'D

  • @gutar5675

    @gutar5675

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Jake-rj6ql This guy just said Nike crocodiles

  • @deathskunk3

    @deathskunk3

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best comment on KZread my man

  • @jeffmerz5367
    @jeffmerz53673 жыл бұрын

    "But I'm gonna." May be the funniest thing JR ever said.

  • @wurskind
    @wurskind2 жыл бұрын

    this is a great episode

  • @Section8dc
    @Section8dc5 жыл бұрын

    I live right next to the Everglades, I grew up with alligators my whole life, they arent that bad, they are pretty scared of people. When I was 15 we used to live in a house literally right on the swamp, the water was about 20 feet from my door and I used to clap to scare the alligators out of the yard LOL.

  • @THEHamBot1

    @THEHamBot1

    5 жыл бұрын

    One time I did DMT with an alligator. Pretty crazy experience.

  • @Section8dc

    @Section8dc

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@THEHamBot1 yah I would have to say that is pretty crazy. I just lived next to them, never did drugs with them though lol, but I never offered either. Did you get it from Joe?

  • @kodered3215

    @kodered3215

    5 жыл бұрын

    This comment is too spot on.

  • @goldchef2754

    @goldchef2754

    5 жыл бұрын

    Okay swamp thing

  • @Section8dc

    @Section8dc

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@goldchef2754 you think that is crazy lol? My uncle used to go and SWIM in the swamp, no I am not joking, we would go fishing and he would get drunk, jump out the boat, and swim. The gators used to all run like hell when he jumped in and it was funny af. You will never catch me doing that shit I'll tell you that much, it was infested with gators and there would be babies as well which makes it crazy dangerous.

  • @jimmyday656
    @jimmyday6564 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Florida Man. I'm not afraid of alligators, it's the otters that scare me. They travel in gangs, seem to have a language, and use tools. Once saw a gang plan an attack and dismantle a 13 foot gater. But people think they are cute so no perceived threat.

  • @donniefuson4074

    @donniefuson4074

    3 жыл бұрын

    They don't fucking eat people

  • @ILoveCunnilingus

    @ILoveCunnilingus

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@donniefuson4074 For now.

  • @Beautiful_Sound_1995

    @Beautiful_Sound_1995

    3 жыл бұрын

    They are cute though.

  • @RK-ej1to

    @RK-ej1to

    3 жыл бұрын

    And they force copulation with baby seals until they die, then they do it again. Tried using the “r”word but apparently KZread doesn’t like that.

  • @robertsrt

    @robertsrt

    3 жыл бұрын

    No gang of otters dismantled a 13ft gator. Learn to lie better. Like saying something like a 4-5ft gator. 🤦‍♂️

  • @adrianvaldivia7503
    @adrianvaldivia75033 жыл бұрын

    When you live 20 minutes from the Everglades and hear these stories on the daily 😳

  • @h0p314
    @h0p3142 жыл бұрын

    You can tell Joe loves his dearly at 7:10 when he reads that story.

  • @beeemm6012
    @beeemm60124 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely love Joe Rogan quotes out of context, "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" omg 😂

  • @RoloT007

    @RoloT007

    Жыл бұрын

    “Snakes’ll eat your baby, kill ‘em all!”

  • @Rorygannon
    @Rorygannon4 жыл бұрын

    “ ...they don’t think anything can happen to them, like if they’ve never been punched. “

  • @RiggidyDiggidyRaw

    @RiggidyDiggidyRaw

    4 жыл бұрын

    L O G I C

  • @indi0089

    @indi0089

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RiggidyDiggidyRaw its true some people haven't experienced anything dangerous, they don't understand a punch so they won't expect to get dragged around like a wet tracksuit by an animal lol

  • @AbruzzoPride

    @AbruzzoPride

    3 жыл бұрын

    Best quote

  • @tommieclay4584
    @tommieclay45843 жыл бұрын

    They'd be like "you can't do that" Joe: But im gonna.. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShriLLKiLLs
    @ShriLLKiLLs2 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao 10:35-10:41 cracks me tf up 🤣🤣🤣 lol I've watched this like 10 times and I'm still laughing

  • @AsandaMbali
    @AsandaMbali4 жыл бұрын

    Joe said some of the funniest stuff here, “the move is to not move” & “I’ll be responsible for hippo extinction, but you not allowed to, but I’m gonna” 😂😂😂

  • @velder22
    @velder225 жыл бұрын

    I wonder how many Clips there is of Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators. Lol

  • @upintheairstudio

    @upintheairstudio

    4 жыл бұрын

    At last count I think it was in the millions.

  • @David-xn9mu

    @David-xn9mu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators is my favorite genre

  • @zachnguyen1897

    @zachnguyen1897

    4 жыл бұрын

    are

  • @TheMouseofdanger

    @TheMouseofdanger

    3 жыл бұрын

    Many, I'm watching them all now 🤣

  • @babygravey

    @babygravey

    3 жыл бұрын

    We need more

  • @josephramirez2644
    @josephramirez26442 жыл бұрын

    His hippo punisher take was on point

  • @anthonykublawi
    @anthonykublawi2 жыл бұрын

    Topics like this are why I love jre

  • @daniel_2753
    @daniel_27535 жыл бұрын

    Joe “Hippo Punisher” Rogan

  • @jerodkylerov2118

    @jerodkylerov2118

    5 жыл бұрын

    😆😆😆😆🤣

  • @daniel_2753

    @daniel_2753

    5 жыл бұрын

    “send in the marines” 😂😂😂

  • @escapism1477

    @escapism1477

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't like the joe " " rogan joke but this one got me damn

  • @Ksweezy96
    @Ksweezy965 жыл бұрын

    Send marines to kill the pythons? I approve.

  • @topman8565

    @topman8565

    5 жыл бұрын

    Freedom ain't free

  • @phenomenalcap1948

    @phenomenalcap1948

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yet another productive use of the US defense budget

  • @whatsmyname1288

    @whatsmyname1288

    5 жыл бұрын

    Freedom ain't not free.

  • @noodlegod1168

    @noodlegod1168

    5 жыл бұрын

    +rob garza yeah, and whats wrong with that you bitch

  • @ethanmaddy8992

    @ethanmaddy8992

    5 жыл бұрын

    Rob Garza * children and women who are armed with grenades and ak 47s anyone can kill with a gun

  • @Dad-ek2vb
    @Dad-ek2vb Жыл бұрын

    “I love crab” lmao 😂

  • @GR1MRACER
    @GR1MRACER5 жыл бұрын

    Remember when Australia went to war on Emus and lost. Sending Marines to the swap to take on pythons better be playing Fortunate Son.

  • @derrickmeade4891

    @derrickmeade4891

    5 жыл бұрын

    GR1M RACER get ambushed by alligators

  • @ArfooHuroo

    @ArfooHuroo

    4 жыл бұрын

    hard to win the war on emus if you ban guns

  • @everetp2941

    @everetp2941

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Eeeeuugghhh that Red, White and Blue!*

  • @EvilDuckOfDoom3

    @EvilDuckOfDoom3

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ArfooHuroo The ex-soldier farmers didn’t trust the Minister of Agriculture so they approached the Minister of Defence instead, who more or less declared war on the birds. He granted the farmers the use of two Lewis machine guns and 10,000 bullets, plus the expertise of two gunners and Major G.P.W. Meredith. Given these resources, this was sure to be an easy victory. But by the time the "fighting" was over though the emus had proven themselves: Meredith calculated that only one bird was killed for every 10 bullets fired

  • @samliveshere88

    @samliveshere88

    4 жыл бұрын

    to be fair it was 3 dudes, then after that didnt work we got farmers to deals with em and sucessfully got the emus under control, australia just needs to do shit differently, we deal with terrorists iwth crates trollies and jars of coffee

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus84845 жыл бұрын

    Lions can open doors. There is a reason they say to LOCK THE DOORS!

  • @sickid41

    @sickid41

    5 жыл бұрын

    I dont get that joke can you please explain.

  • @bruddanem138

    @bruddanem138

    5 жыл бұрын

    sickid41 lions actually can open doors

  • @AlphaQHard

    @AlphaQHard

    5 жыл бұрын

    sickid41 There is no joke. Lions are infamous for opening car doors. There are a few vids on youtube

  • @RandomG

    @RandomG

    5 жыл бұрын

    They’ll drag you out the car and drive off

  • @tommys2928

    @tommys2928

    4 жыл бұрын

    Guraman Grewal they pullin grand theft autos all over da place

  • @wagwon1297
    @wagwon12972 жыл бұрын

    “Come stop me I’m killing all the hippos”😂😂😂

  • @ChristelVinot
    @ChristelVinot3 жыл бұрын

    I've watched so many of these I feel like joe is my friend

  • @Buckeye_4_Life_

    @Buckeye_4_Life_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can I be your friend..?😁

  • @FranciscoLopez-uh3pm
    @FranciscoLopez-uh3pm5 жыл бұрын

    I'll be the hippo punisher. 😂😂

  • @sebastiansandhu4695
    @sebastiansandhu46955 жыл бұрын

    I love when the convo drifts towards nature

  • @garber6723
    @garber67232 жыл бұрын

    “But I’m gonna…” GOLD

  • @DrZedd169
    @DrZedd1692 жыл бұрын

    The matter of fact "Guilty" really got me. Something a cop would say in a sitcom before the commercial

  • @jamieleeharrison
    @jamieleeharrison4 жыл бұрын

    I live in Florida. I had a young python come up on to my porch one day right after I took my small dog outside. He already had something in his belly. He stayed around my porch for a long time, stalking his prey (my dog, who was safe inside my house). Sorry if this offends anyone but I had to do what I had to do. He wasn’t leaving, he was waiting for my dog to come out again. Side note: since I never want to get asked again if I fed my dog to the snake, NO I ended up finding a golf club and a machete in the backyard. I teased the python to bite on to the golf club in one hand, and as soon as he did I swung down and chopped his head off with the rusty machete in the other.

  • @sylvester_stalin1194

    @sylvester_stalin1194

    2 жыл бұрын

    i had to do the same with a rattle snake in our back yard. poor guy just wanted to leave but im not gonna risk that thing comin back. little Man took an arrow to the neck.

  • @daemonthorn5888

    @daemonthorn5888

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love snakes. But the pythons in Florida have to be killed off. They are causing a lot of hard to the eco-system there. So you did the right thing by killing it. Just don't kill the native snakes.

  • @dreamymaxxx3394

    @dreamymaxxx3394

    Жыл бұрын

    You fed the dog to it?

  • @jamieleeharrison

    @jamieleeharrison

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dreamymaxxx3394 no…. Did you read that? I killed the python to save my dog

  • @ryanneff9103

    @ryanneff9103

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jamieleeharrison 😂the fact he asked if you meant you fed the dog to the snake kills me

  • @Matthew-te9to
    @Matthew-te9to4 жыл бұрын

    If ‘Hippo Punisher’ was a real show I’d definitely watch it, just saying

  • @juicedaone1153

    @juicedaone1153

    3 жыл бұрын

    I Would definitely watch that

  • @toneone16
    @toneone163 жыл бұрын

    “From the Everglades... SKINNER!”

  • @DadRides
    @DadRides4 ай бұрын

    The lobster scream is just air traveling through the shell

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod4 жыл бұрын

    Also Joe going off on Snakes was one of the funnier things I've ever seen him do. He really has it out for them lmao

  • @youtubeviewer5363
    @youtubeviewer53634 жыл бұрын

    I've been watching Joe for years. 5:01 is one thing I'll remember Joe by. 🤣💀

  • @jakedifalco1175

    @jakedifalco1175

    4 жыл бұрын

    Watching it the second time was even better

  • @TheTurtleOfGods

    @TheTurtleOfGods

    4 жыл бұрын

    thank u for this 😂😂

  • @hempcacaogoji831

    @hempcacaogoji831

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOL, right?

  • @tomturek9682

    @tomturek9682

    2 жыл бұрын

    I looked for the person who laughed at it also.🤣

  • @youtubeviewer5363

    @youtubeviewer5363

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @TheHIMULATION69
    @TheHIMULATION692 жыл бұрын

    Joes shock when he saw a hippos weight 😂😂

  • @truckersagainsttrafficking7550
    @truckersagainsttrafficking75503 жыл бұрын

    These are my favorite topics

  • @jeffreymorris3002
    @jeffreymorris30025 жыл бұрын

    “SNAKES WILL EAT YOUR BABY!”

  • @willdelarosa8238

    @willdelarosa8238

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jeffrey Morris THERE IN THE BIBLE

  • @Dutch3k5

    @Dutch3k5

    5 жыл бұрын

    Add wild dingos to that list

  • @ugoeze7360

    @ugoeze7360

    5 жыл бұрын

    There is a law that does states a dingo will, in fact eat your baby

  • @alphacraig2001

    @alphacraig2001

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ugoeze7360 It's a law?

  • @Dutch3k5

    @Dutch3k5

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lyg3rBurg3rz it’s in the outback bible

  • @jefrey5578
    @jefrey55785 жыл бұрын

    The python issue really blew up after hurricane Andrew in 1992. A Lot of the houses/ mobile homes that got destroyed had pet pythons. Took about 20 years for them to completely take over the everglades.

  • @stuartrussell5472

    @stuartrussell5472

    5 жыл бұрын

    People gotta quit with pet snakes and shit!!! Fuck snakes! If it ain't got fur, it ain't a pet

  • @TheLogic497

    @TheLogic497

    5 жыл бұрын

    It was a reptile breeding facility that blew over in Miami.

  • @stuartrussell5472

    @stuartrussell5472

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Lil' Connor Peterson I do NOT do snakes! NOPE! Noping right out of that one, shame free

  • @stuartstone6359

    @stuartstone6359

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jef Rey don't forget the research centre that was destroyed by it and that released a lot of pythons too

  • @nunyadamnbidness2531

    @nunyadamnbidness2531

    4 жыл бұрын

    Never have a pet that can kill you when it gets pissed off.

  • @stochasticsoucie5501
    @stochasticsoucie55013 жыл бұрын

    I live in Montana and we get bears just wondering through town in some places

  • @shandiraprice
    @shandiraprice3 жыл бұрын

    I literally LOVVVVVEEE Joe Rogan 🤣

  • @AdeptusOrkstodes
    @AdeptusOrkstodes4 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Hippos are actually too dense to swim normally, what they tend to do is sink down to the bottom of the water and just walk along the riverbed.

  • @Dgreatest32

    @Dgreatest32

    4 жыл бұрын

    Juanshott false

  • @bigtravis6159

    @bigtravis6159

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just seen the same thing on animal planet

  • @RijuChatterjee

    @RijuChatterjee

    4 жыл бұрын

    They are good swimmers. They do both.

  • @henrycavillsrealmustache3553

    @henrycavillsrealmustache3553

    4 жыл бұрын

    Juanshott hippos can swim they just aren’t incredibly fast while swiming. I think they do it for one of 2 reasons, when they are incredibly hot and need to submerge the whole body. And i think it takes less energy to just sink and chill.

  • @numa2k147

    @numa2k147

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Dgreatest32 it's very true

  • @olajuwonspears9448
    @olajuwonspears9448 Жыл бұрын

    " you can't do that" " but I'm gonna" 10/10

  • @sellis4713
    @sellis47132 жыл бұрын

    Who doesn’t binge watch Mr. Rogan 🤙🏼

  • @cowboy4378
    @cowboy43784 жыл бұрын

    7:22 I believe when the British were first in India, one of their soldiers was killed by a crocodile. So the soldiers shot every single croc they could find during their deployment.

  • @freddy4603

    @freddy4603

    2 жыл бұрын

    based

  • @Wezlii530

    @Wezlii530

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@freddy4603 shut up

  • @leetheflea4096

    @leetheflea4096

    Жыл бұрын

    Revenge for their brother

  • @SuperChargedChargers
    @SuperChargedChargers5 жыл бұрын

    Joe “is that real, that can’t be real” Rogan

  • @AlejandroFlores-vi8tl

    @AlejandroFlores-vi8tl

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe "a buddy of mine" Rogan

  • @nuntana2

    @nuntana2

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe ‘weird cat-dog thing’ Rogan 👍

  • @Ril3y400

    @Ril3y400

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe "Eat your elk and DMT" Rogan

  • @ramithraghunath1073

    @ramithraghunath1073

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joe"seph james" rogan

  • @samaelangelus321
    @samaelangelus321 Жыл бұрын

    "You can't do that" "But I'm gonna"

  • @JohnOrbit
    @JohnOrbit2 жыл бұрын

    I think this is one of the funniest clips I’ve seen of his.

  • @TNKurt
    @TNKurt4 жыл бұрын

    Joe "You're going in the boilling water and i'm gonna crack you open" Rogan

  • @OmniscientSloth
    @OmniscientSloth4 жыл бұрын

    I lost it at the “Hippo Punisher” part lol

  • @bryangates4591
    @bryangates4591 Жыл бұрын

    "I'm gonna be responsible for hippo extinction" I'm fuckin dying lmao

  • @KobaKong777
    @KobaKong7772 жыл бұрын

    Joe Rogan as the "hippo punisher" 🤣🤣🤣 I'd watch that show

  • @williamcrawford9591
    @williamcrawford95914 жыл бұрын

    The CROCODILE in the thumbnail looks like he's a hungry boi, with a great smile too

  • @rottieshepcalibre9156

    @rottieshepcalibre9156

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's beautiful

  • @80brax04
    @80brax045 жыл бұрын

    The coolest animal I have experienced while deer hunting is bobcat's, I have had several sneak up on me without a single sound or being seen until they were literally beneath me while I am "fairly alert" looking and listening for deer.I watch them until they are out of sight and still not make a sound.Something that stealthy is just amazing to watch and see in their natural environment.

  • @Axolotl_Mischief

    @Axolotl_Mischief

    5 жыл бұрын

    Huge paws, helps with sound dampening 👍

  • @joseyeastwood
    @joseyeastwood3 жыл бұрын

    Binge watching clips because i can't fall asleep.

  • @lubystkaolamonola529
    @lubystkaolamonola5295 жыл бұрын

    Joe those stories about encounters with wild animals are just PURE PERFECTION. It's better than what I can watch on National Geographic right now.

  • @luckisntit7628
    @luckisntit76285 жыл бұрын

    "People that I know.." Damn he no longer sayin "A Buddy of mine"

  • @alphacraig2001

    @alphacraig2001

    5 жыл бұрын

    Some shit must've happened with a buddy of his.

  • @SurfMastery-kz6je

    @SurfMastery-kz6je

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think youre over analyzing

  • @PeteMD

    @PeteMD

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Buddy of mine” refers to Dave Foley whenever Joe rails against divorce laws

  • @sugar392
    @sugar392 Жыл бұрын

    They still SNATCHING!😂

  • @TheeWicced10
    @TheeWicced10 Жыл бұрын

    “But I’m gonna.”😂😂😂

  • @tb1211
    @tb12115 жыл бұрын

    Joe “that’s more than 5,000 pounds” Rogan

  • @danielharber9694

    @danielharber9694

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's when he looked at Andy Ruiz

  • @benjaminlewis671

    @benjaminlewis671

    4 жыл бұрын

    Congrats to Jamie for spitting off 2.2 lbs per kilo!! I'm very proud!

  • @henrycavillsrealmustache3553

    @henrycavillsrealmustache3553

    4 жыл бұрын

    Benjamin Lewis when u have to always be the google guy you start to remember the conversions 😂

  • @nickburrellaka
    @nickburrellaka4 жыл бұрын

    If he thinks Alligators are something, show him a Saltwater Crocodile.

  • @stanleypressley2197

    @stanleypressley2197

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing lol; those mofos will eat everything

  • @Liamdk19
    @Liamdk193 жыл бұрын

    That story he’s talking about the guy running from the cops happened where I grew up while I was there. It was outside my neighborhood. Coral Springs, outside ft lauderdale. He jumped in the C-14. Which is a long but thin canal that stretches from the Everglades to the ocean.

  • @gangstapenguin2773
    @gangstapenguin27733 жыл бұрын

    currently, my ads are all Jurassic Park related