Dude actually got stopped by police. He was asked to explain his business in this area. After 15 minutes of “uhhhh...ahhhh....errrrr...” cop just gave up and let him go.

@millmill4993

5 жыл бұрын

Uuhhhhh and uummmmm ahhh

@snippy8315

4 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA!! I wish I could upvote this comment 100x....

@chrispbigley4540

4 жыл бұрын

I

@cutit9085

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I'm weak

@PlainVlogs

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Dalton 🤣🤣

When people get away with something..they have an overwhelming need to tell someone.

@heposlis2409

3 жыл бұрын

Its called narcissism You cant shut up but to tell a pull you just did I know it from own

@Kent_calisthenics

3 жыл бұрын

Ego fucks you

@5_C_G

3 жыл бұрын

Si lol

@SmashMasterMC

3 жыл бұрын

And then they get caught

@egt22c

3 жыл бұрын

Well said

First lie: “it’s a friend”, second lie: “he’s African American”, third lie: “uhhhhh uhhhhh”

@atrocious6139

3 жыл бұрын

miss this kind of humor

@justlove8973

3 жыл бұрын

The fact the a “black guy” would have more problems selling in his own neighborhood than a white neighborhood make absolutely no sense lol

@cesarpac3723

3 жыл бұрын

@@justlove8973 exactly, idk about you but I prefer my drug dealers to be of the dark brown skin tone lol

@ojerico6097

3 жыл бұрын

@@justlove8973 less police in white neighborhoods lol if any

@fancypotato9179

3 жыл бұрын

@@ojerico6097 idkkk about that I got hella on mine

This is why is love Joe's podcast, you learn about personal growth, science, health, conspiracy theories, and how to become a drug dealer and not get caught.

@saiajay6663

Жыл бұрын

This comment is Gold 💥

@morgasix

10 ай бұрын

Thanks to Joe Rogan I'm now working out, being healthy, loving life, dealing drugs smoothless and I have 2 kids with 3 wifes

@xkai7546

8 ай бұрын

​​@@morgasixxD

>deal drugs >write a book about dealing >use sales profits to launder money

@georgepapps815

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dw8469

5 жыл бұрын

Genius

@caf7798

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking GENIUS!!!!

@leroytucker1880

5 жыл бұрын

What he said^ I think he’s already hot they already got that affidavit believe of

@GreyRogueIVXX

5 жыл бұрын

He's totally talking about himself... He's smirk says it all 🤦‍♂️...

This dude so nervous I bet its him that's the dealer

@brandonmellor4439

4 жыл бұрын

Padraig G lmfao tru

@Rawyalty220

4 жыл бұрын

If you know you know

@rafalzgora

4 жыл бұрын

GottshaYou biatch!!! 🤣🤣

@erikliljenwall8185

4 жыл бұрын

Or he made it all up

@MrKyobeatz

4 жыл бұрын

That would be crazy 😂🤣😂🤣😂

"high level drug dealer" "An Applebees server who sold shrooms"

@JohnstasBACK

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@LaFlame1

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@fatguybob2778

3 жыл бұрын

Ayo fam lemme get dat 20 sack of that gas gas ya feel me g?

@andresnoneya

3 жыл бұрын

@@fatguybob2778 you already know!!!!

@whatthecello42

3 жыл бұрын

He was talking about taking loads across the country, though.

He's 100% talking about himself.

dude looks like an off duty applebee's employee

@adoreimpact7597

4 жыл бұрын

Adil Hamdi and he acts like a nerdy college kid talkin bout how he always reads so much and writes book. We know it’s him

@kylansewell

4 жыл бұрын

Adil Hamdi hahahahaha 😂

@jillian0689

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@cesarramos9725

4 жыл бұрын

Adil Hamdi why is that accurate af 😂

@ohFLEXzone

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

Waiting for this dude to slip up and say “I” instead of “he”

@frostychickenprods

4 жыл бұрын

Drew W lmfao

@StraightothePointNews

4 жыл бұрын

He ain’t that cool he made it all up with all those uhhhhhhhh errrrrrrrrrs

@joegastly6166

4 жыл бұрын

Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally

@twall4799

4 жыл бұрын

This dude wouldn't stand a chance as a legit high level drug dealer.

@DonKopArkadio

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Gasly 👍🏼 I even knocked it up to 1.5x

“So there is this great book that teaches you how to drug deal “ continues to tell him what it explains Joe: “wow someone should make it a book “

You know, I came to the comments to crucially roast this mans ability to use the English language. But you guys have already done an amazing job! 10/10

Joe “does he sell DMT” rogan

@joegastly6166

4 жыл бұрын

Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally

@johnmedina7083

4 жыл бұрын

@@joegastly6166 thx

@chrisjoss9592

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Gasly such an underrated comment

@manuelmendez4613

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Gasly your the fucking man lol I almost gave up in this video

@carloscifuentes7962

4 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

I don't have the patience to wait for this guy to finish his sentences.

@aaronh1480

5 жыл бұрын

no shit hey his voice is annoying af for some reason

@TNT327

5 жыл бұрын

I put the video In 1.5 speed and it was better...still not perfect though.

@howey935

5 жыл бұрын

Thats what i was thinking. I hope he writes better than he speaks otherwise theyd only be a couple of words a page with eeeeerrrrrrmmmm errr uuuummmm in between. Surely someone has told him how annotlying he is when he speaks eeerrrr uuummmm nnn what uummmn a eeerrrrrr cunt

@danieljarvis9171

5 жыл бұрын

ta ta to the point junior

@MasterMalrubius

5 жыл бұрын

Then you wouldn't do good at a drug stop.

Another pro tip to dealing, always work by yourself. Working in a crew or with others increases the chances you'll get caught. You have to worry about more than just yourself and most everyone flips.

@LoudMouthTim

6 ай бұрын

They say 3 people can keep a secret if 2 are dead.

Another great rule, always meet in a bowling alley when you want to talk business or if you need a drop site for a deal. They are loud so you can talk without cops being able to record you easily. You can bring in a bowling ball bag or gym bag without anyone giving you a second look with a package. And its a public place, so if shit goes south there are plenty of witnesses and people are less likely to go crazy.

@jcout25

Жыл бұрын

lol nobody goes to bowling alleys anymore. You'd be the only two people in there.What you should do is go to a Megadeth concert. The police couldn't hear shit at that show.

@KrimNL10DenZ

Жыл бұрын

Sorry, but that's not correct information. You gonna fuk around and get someone caught up with stuff like that. If your absolutely garbage hearing quality human ear (humans hearing sucks) can hear what is being said then you can damn well believe their microphones can as well. Yes, there is a lot of background noise but they are able to isolate sounds and remove/enhance and hear what was being said. Now in a live situation where they need the intel ASAP, this technique will provide some delay. However, if we're talking like a drug deal where you have time to clean up the audio while the person goes to jail and arraignment... no beuno! The only 2 ways I know that truly mitigate the risk is a thorough search and removal of all items. Also, the use of EMP and a faraday cage/electronic jammer is another way to go about it. This way is a bit more expensive, to say the least, but in a serious transaction no corners will be cut when it comes to security.

@yuk4z3

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Mr 1995

@uzairullahkhan2435

Жыл бұрын

@@jcout25 not true at all. I wonder what lame ass place you’re referring to but the bowling alleys in my area are full on the weekends

@kasperribera4574

5 ай бұрын

Folks got jammers and shit out here nobody worried about that shit

I would assume the reason why he takes so long to answer is due to not trying to expose the guys actual life who explained to him the drug life

@Kirt44

4 жыл бұрын

It is him self

@creative8569

4 жыл бұрын

He's bs and making it all up

@rogainegaming6924

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sandrocker Talking to the police at all is a loss.

@neotim5

3 жыл бұрын

@@creative8569 do you claim this just out of your ass or do you have any proof?

@halphillips3703

3 жыл бұрын

@@rogainegaming6924 😂😂😭

This the type of dude to fake having a drug dealer friend and he is actually the one who's the dealer

@DontTrustOurOpinion

5 жыл бұрын

Nikola , lmfaooooooooo

@valthomas9786

5 жыл бұрын

Facts!

@nikola7802

5 жыл бұрын

@Nathan Caveney I know, i was just kidding lmao 🤣🤣

@ZumyTheG

5 жыл бұрын

Nathan Caveney that’s what he wants you to think

@valthomas9786

5 жыл бұрын

@Nathan Caveney Hey Nathan. I think your comment is a great example of white and or class privilege. "The professional, college educated, white guy could NEVER be a drug dealer" Have you been to college? Not asking to be disrespectful. Its just that many kids who go on to have the jobs and degrees that made you 99% sure this guy wasnt the dealer, actually bought and sold drugs in college. Having a college degree and a job doesn't mean you're an angel. Not having those things doesn't mean you're bad either. Rich kids steal, shoplift, trespass, etc. Educated people do dumb shit. People with "good jobs" hustle on the side. I encourage you to keep a more open mind and pull that wool from over your eyes.

How hard would it be to track this "friend" down by examining his life? He just gave away so many critical details about this guy it wouldn't be hard to find out who the book is about.

@Alex-lx9jk

3 жыл бұрын

fed hardly care about drug dealers they aren’t gonna spend that much money on finding one drug dealer cos it will cost them loads to find and arrest him

@mouthfullofgold1109

3 жыл бұрын

The guy doesn’t exist he’s making all this shit up for a book

@cosmicqueso3570

3 жыл бұрын

@@mouthfullofgold1109 u serious or joking

@mechadonia

3 жыл бұрын

Half a billion people in the US, can you guess which one it is? Srs tho, a random number of details are altered or exaggerated for dramatic effect. Bringing charges against someone based on what’s written about them in a fictionalized biography would be very difficult, as any detail could be explained away as coincidental or fiction. Nobody except the author knows what’s confession and what’s fiction, besides that even what’s written may be based off of a false account. Thought technically possible to find him given an infinite amount of resources, why bother frying a small fish? For all the feds know this dealer person may not exist at all. TLDR; cops won’t follow leads for a person who may or may not exist; even so prosecuting them based off of info in a fictionalized bio would be a nightmare to deal w in court or prove.

@mouthfullofgold1109

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmicqueso3570 just my best gues

It’s 100% him lmfao the way he smiles when joe calls the “dealer” smart 😂😂😂

@Mo-gw5bq

3 жыл бұрын

:👁️👄👁️

@almadeunrebel

2 жыл бұрын

the whole interview he smiles

"you know, I grew up a junkie........in terms of reading this stuff" LOL dude caught me off guard for a second there

@nicklopez7536

5 жыл бұрын

Forreal lmao

@boucheyjaboe3267

4 жыл бұрын

Stg I read this and he said it at the same time 😂

@PowerfulRuben

4 жыл бұрын

I’m dying 💀

@molassio1989

2 жыл бұрын

Me, three.

@Willie-po1lf

2 жыл бұрын

No he said what he said meaning what he meant based of what he said which was a complete sentence. You’re mentality i hood thats why Matt Taibbi is successful as you’re hearing his story on Joe Rogan’s podcast

"Even the unabomber get caught and he only talked with like two people" Perfect ending

10:06 They had us in the first half not gon lie😂

"Always dress as an off duty applebees employee" *is dressed as an off duty applebees employee* It's him lol

@isaacmonson4403

4 жыл бұрын

Roy Lu 🤣🤣🤦🏽

@dirtyhorse5090

3 жыл бұрын

Turtle neck shirt and hush puppies

@cesarpac3723

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate af

@moneyandvetements

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@ryanshiroky8474

3 жыл бұрын

Im dead

I can’t wait for this guy release his audio book

@matthewsparks568

3 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@jacobtucker9284

3 жыл бұрын

Uhhhmmmmmmm

@donsam551

3 жыл бұрын

Put it at 1,25x speed, you welcome

@buckets8557

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@Lucas-hn7wt

3 жыл бұрын

"Chapter uhmm one"

FYI: on Amazon it says the book will be released on August 31st, 2021....cant wait, I'm sure it's a fantastic read

You mentioned Applebee's twice and I was an Applebee's server so I will say this I was dealing a lot when I was a server at applebees and he is correct about being able to deal with awful rude people and stress involved in waitering to help you when you get pulled over

I been buying weed from this guy for a decade

@sethlo6336

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@rahrah8323

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭

@mattbatzel207

3 жыл бұрын

🧢

@kalebsoklutch

3 жыл бұрын

I knew it

@alainlazare623

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

take a shot everytime he says "Uhhhhh" "uhhhhh"

@rocko9812

5 жыл бұрын

Hheeeeeeee uhhhhhhhhh. Aaahhhhhh ayiiiiiiii aaaaaUuummmm aawwwwww

@rocko9812

5 жыл бұрын

I tried the revers way take a shot evertime he's says something that's not uhhhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh ayiiiiii. Aummmmmmm..mmmmmmm aaaa

@gangway863

5 жыл бұрын

U trynna kill me nigga

@deetonmcfinigan2882

5 жыл бұрын

Im shuoit facde

@hectic6632

5 жыл бұрын

I took a shot of beer each time, and I still died of alcohol poisoning.

Wow. Never a dull moment on Joe Rogan.

This dude real strange and definitely snitching on himself 😂😂😂

Dude talks in code like the feds really on him lol

@wmurray003

4 жыл бұрын

Lol they are 😂

@christiannelson954

3 жыл бұрын

lol they always are

@jerhms

3 жыл бұрын

fym bruh they're on all of us

@conxoraddonahue9956

3 жыл бұрын

@@jerhms the government is"**

@prestonbodie8682

3 жыл бұрын

*on his friend

Put in 0.75x and he's had a stroke

@RealDeal458

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ITE_ELK

5 жыл бұрын

Put it in 0.5x and he's robotriping

@gasperfantas

5 жыл бұрын

Put in 1.25x and he speaks normally

@karlholmgren1

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahah u too real for this

@turdfart3750

5 жыл бұрын

Gašper Prijon bruh why he really doo

Plot twist: he was telling his life story

“Only things that come from the ground.” Okay so everything.

@andyt9181

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

Play in x1.25 to listen in better quality

@lukel8045

5 жыл бұрын

I was about to off myself 1 minute in just listening to "uhhhhhh uummmmm" every 5 seconds. It'd drive me fucking insane bringing this guy on and not knowing first that he's an awful speaker.

@mkl005

4 жыл бұрын

I'm going crazy listening uhhhh to this crap 😂😂

@robinghimire826

4 жыл бұрын

You are a god

@robfox6103

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao it actually does make it seem normal speed

@Tom-yx6ee

4 жыл бұрын

I just hit 1.5 the uhhhhhhhs turn into just uhs

Err eer mmmm eerm mmmmerr uuuuuuuu drugs

@tomthumb3130

6 жыл бұрын

ceejay 1872 my thoughts exactly

@sonofashepherd6668

6 жыл бұрын

ceejay 1872 was looking for this comment lmao

@JP-8469

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha EXACTLY

@Azviman03

6 жыл бұрын

Basically, my thoughts.. basically it is,. Well, umm basically, emmmm, basically it's

@elmuerko

6 жыл бұрын

some bright spark needs to edit all of that out, it'd be a three minute video I could watch, because i"m in minute two and am close to giving up :D

Applebee's employees getting pulled over at an alarming rate after this video dropped

Joe Rogan : “.... as a lawyer ?!” Lol 😂

His Drug Dealer Friend is Master P. He made him say Uhhhh, Errrrr, Nah, Nah, Nah Nah

@user-ml6rw1rq8g

4 жыл бұрын

lmfaoooo make em say UGHHHHH

@slimmyhendrix4067

4 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Cruz Your name sounds like a Paradise Getaway for Pedaphiles. I don't Always take Lucas Cruz Line, "But When I Do, I Prefer Dos Lel Keeds". Stop Being Thirsty my Friend

@crunkboy

4 жыл бұрын

best comment

@jordancooke5980

4 жыл бұрын

@@slimmyhendrix4067 😂😂

@mikeyo2365

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment

I would have thought there's a rule "don't tell your secrets to author writing a book about drug dealer secrets"

@leevikv

4 жыл бұрын

Its the rule number 3

@schneiderkamau3071

4 жыл бұрын

Unless you’re the author..👀🤐

@MegaTrex3

4 жыл бұрын

He said the dude came to him wanting to write it

@edi.duzit23

3 жыл бұрын

I mean just make sure u dont have ur cellphone out

@reidreynolds7428

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly....bogus ass story.....any idiot that would do that would’ve been caught even on a small level

Joe immediately after he said he sold drugs “what drugs!!!!!!”

Don’t attract attention to yourself Pay attention to details Supreme discipline Understand different environments Keep your mouth shut Got it 👌🏾

The Drug Dealer is watching like..."I really should have gone on this show with a mask."

@cannaroe1213

4 жыл бұрын

"Nobody believed me until I put on the mask"

Me: “has convo about needing more money” youtube recommendations:

@Drogado68

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin samw

Matt is really great. It's funny though he always sounds like he's nervous and stoned haha

Anxiety out the roof after listening to him

This guy talks like an airline pilot.

@RawDogTV

6 жыл бұрын

jacob sleep that makes absolutely no sense dude

@slaughtergang518

6 жыл бұрын

He sure does. Like a united airlines pilot

@Endsomniac

6 жыл бұрын

Scotty Mayfield I just recently took a flight and his comment makes perfect sense lmao. When the pilots are talking over the intercom, they usually have monotone voices and use sound effects like “ummmm” and “ahhhh” a lot when speaking.

@RawDogTV

6 жыл бұрын

Devin Williams I've flown all my life. Been on over 70 trips. Never heard such a thing. His comment doesn't make perfect sense, it makes no sense

@Endsomniac

6 жыл бұрын

Scotty Mayfield I’m not sure what kind of flights you’re flying, but I’ve flown a few times where the pilots was talking like this. For instance, if they’re telling you what the weather is like, or if there’s going to be turbulence, sometimes they say “uhhhh” or something mid sentence as if they’re reading the information off to you and they’re trying to figure out what they’re going to say next. I bet I can even find a video on here of what I mean.

He sounds really nervous while explaining the story. Tryna be careful before he says some shit hell regret

@Dan-wq9cd

6 жыл бұрын

nitro spark ill be nervous . Wouldn’t even mention it.

@xxxxOS

6 жыл бұрын

The NSA will be raking through his contacts to target his African American friends. I don't understand why he had to say the guy was African American. He just put his friend in danger.

@Michigan_Woodsman

6 жыл бұрын

Jen Dark Energy 384400 nsa doesn't care... Plus, the guy wanted to be on the podcast in a mask. You really think nobody would figure out he's black?

@xxxxOS

6 жыл бұрын

Tox Gabriel Ravenblood Lol of course the NSA doesn't care. The NSA is just a tool for the powerful to use. The CIA/NSA/GCHQ/MI5 take orders from higher ups. I didn't hear him say he wanted to go on the podcast..my bad. Chill out love.

@Michigan_Woodsman

6 жыл бұрын

But good job claiming nsa will investigate but not care at all...

I'm so glad you had such a long intro before talking about the topic

Always a matter of time, eventually something ALWAYS goes wrong

He’s definitely under investigation after this interview lol

@SaniBravo

3 жыл бұрын

bnet sucks Lol

@Luis_4H

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Drug Dealer: Whatchu Wanna Buy Man? This Guy: Lemme Get A Mf Uhhhhhhh 😂😂😂💀 (1K Likes Most I’ve Ever Gotten 😂👌🏼)

@marvelous1358

4 жыл бұрын

Legendary vine

@joegastly6166

4 жыл бұрын

Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally

@pask12

4 жыл бұрын

Uhhh Grilled cheese sandwich

@jlaw7853

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Gasly why did that actually work

@jmh4ggg

4 жыл бұрын

@@joegastly6166 lol thats crazy

Have i already misses where this dude tells Joe, " You know, if I ask if ur a cop. U HAVE to tell me...". Haha.

That dude repeatedly said "uhhhmmmm" about seven hundred and sixty seven times throughout this interview lmfao 😂 but who's counting 🤣🤪

"Sounds like a smart dude" "He's a very smart dude (*smirks*) uuhhhh, and some of his employers (*smirks*) uuuhhh would be very suprised to find out what he does..." (*smirks*)

@austinduhon1510

4 жыл бұрын

My mans did it all, lock him up chief

@roverandmorerestore7266

4 жыл бұрын

MFran248 this guy is a psychopath

@prasentiadei9182

4 жыл бұрын

Dortmund ist scheiße

@skrrskrr3241

4 жыл бұрын

Dortmund schmutz

From the minute you said an "African American" who lived in both the projects and a suburban area, started selling *mushrooms* is when I knew this story was not about an "African American" guy.

@curtisj2002

4 жыл бұрын

Idk....luke at frank lucas noone thought a black man would be a distributor... supply and demand. If your in the area thats looking for certain drugs you supply it.

@NittyGritty508

4 жыл бұрын

trust me youd be surprised

@spliffsenseiroejogan9380

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo this nigga da plug facts how many niggas got shrooms on deck

@godisstrange3307

4 жыл бұрын

@@spliffsenseiroejogan9380 latino in the hood checking in 👀

@nathan19912007

4 жыл бұрын

@@curtisj2002 Frank lucas didn't sell mushrooms you dunce

Dealing is just a business like any other.

I love when I come to the comments and see that I’m clearly not the only one that doesn’t have the patience to listen to this dude try and complete a sentence…

I wonder if the book has a bunch of uhhhhh's in it 😂

@Forever.Remain.Nameless

4 жыл бұрын

I'd be disappointed if it didn't 😂

This dude tellen on himself like he's being interviewed by Vlad.

@juansalinas2027

3 жыл бұрын

Great fuckin comment!

@anotherone9460

3 жыл бұрын

@@juansalinas2027 ain't much but it's honest work😅 your name is familiar, are you a bike salesman?

@juansalinas2027

3 жыл бұрын

@@anotherone9460 no im not a bike salesman. But for asking! Lol

@anotherone9460

3 жыл бұрын

@@juansalinas2027 👌🤟

@Philip_J_Hill

3 жыл бұрын

Ill never understand why people get mad at Vlad for his interviews. People act like Vlad is forcing these dudes to snitch on themselves. Vlad's just there to ask questions, they don't need to answer the questions that'll get them caught up, but they do anyway 😂😂😂

Who has the e-book version of this I beg send it to me 🙏🏽 this finna be the first actual book imma read ..

I hate reading but I like the sound of this book lol

Dude this guy is describing every guy that independently made it to college with no help😂😂

@EDDYTHEBONERCAT

5 жыл бұрын

init man what this guys talking about is not a high level dealer the guy sells mushys and bud on the side i did that at 12 man if they knew what really went on these dudes dont know about no vanilla extract and only REAL drug dealers will know what i mean by that

@JohnJones-gg1tb

5 жыл бұрын

They would've made more if they didnt go to college

@btw3344

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnJones-gg1tb and then have a higher chance to get caught and go to jail

@Darkclouds666.

4 жыл бұрын

You aint do shit at 12 stfu

@juniorsaenz9845

4 жыл бұрын

WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAYTOMEYOULITTLEPUFF 😭 vanilla smoothie

One of the biggest drug dealers in my town dressed like Mr. Rogers. It took like 30 years for cops to figure it out.

@wketchin

4 жыл бұрын

Walter White?????

@subprofit2290

3 жыл бұрын

Jesse!

"Dress like an off-duty Applebee's waiter" as he's dressed like an off-duty Applebee's waiter

I knew he wasn’t lying as soon as he started talking about how prices go up when you sell to black people this man is being fr 100

To be honest I probably wouldn’t have even recognised the uhs ums and ahs if it wasn’t for the comment section complaining about them

@neytaniel

3 жыл бұрын

i noticed, and didn’t mind it until i came to the comment section

@Henry-uv9xu

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. All these haters piss me off.

@leftlanelanny4707

3 жыл бұрын

I love how everyone acts like this cat is dumb because he articulates his phrases differently, but i bet none of our bank accounts have as many digits as his.

@aslazaimi5824

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@badxradxandy

3 жыл бұрын

Comment section is always loser know it all reddit types

Instructions not clear. I am now Pablo Escobar.

This guy just won lifetime supply of early Christmas presents from the department of surveillance, even the unabomber got caught by guys with magnifying glasses and footprint plaster casts

There.is no honor amongst thieves EVER. I learned early in my life this applies to the drug “business”

That last line is a powerful message for all to remember: The Unibomber is one of the most intelligent people alive, and even he got caught. The real key is to not be looked for in the first place. Once you're on a radar, it's only a matter of time, luck, and effort.

@sjtv6565

2 жыл бұрын

He was too intelligent, and likely incredibly autistic. At that level of IQ, you're just tripping balls on reality. He was also broken by the MK ULTRA style experiments performed on him in college when he was like 15.

@sidyken

2 жыл бұрын

Truth

@gregcushing1716

Жыл бұрын

The jig is up .

@quasarjones218

6 ай бұрын

I know this comment is 5 years old But isn't this a terrible example? Dude was INSANELY brilliant mathematician...but his brain got wrecked by lsd and he was totally out of his gourd living like a tree hobo at the end

@pavilmacaroni9427

5 ай бұрын

He was a unknowing participant in MK ultra. He was controlled and used then thrown in the nut house

"he gets into the legal business" "...Like a lawyer?" Joe's dumbest moment

@mofo6724

5 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair he is baked

@SGTCoolz

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest that’s the first thing that came to my mind too, like this dude made soo much money dealing he put himself thru law school... if he actually did that it would’ve been smart as shit

@thenlnlkn

4 жыл бұрын

Nahhhhh.... Joey’s had his moments

@israelboakes6710

4 жыл бұрын

Legal businesses could be to lawyer tho

@francoisd7026

4 жыл бұрын

Joe "like a lawyer" Rogan

Read the book at the beach on vacation, great short read. Finished it all in 3 days.

"Oh man this is great, I can't wait to learn about all the intricacies of dealing drugs" next week I'll be looking for "The secrets of avoiding prison time due to being caught dealing drugs"

The ahs are providing him “ think time” to convert his story.... to “ the drug dealer perspective “....

@maryhadley7373

4 жыл бұрын

Moose Garner really??? Wow ur the first person to say that! Lol

@cgmon4064

4 жыл бұрын

Moose Garner simp

@Madnot4

4 жыл бұрын

@Moose Garner simp

@handshoesandhorsegrenades1848

4 жыл бұрын

Moose Garner simmmppp

@BudderB0y2222

4 жыл бұрын

Moose Garner fuckin simps smh

Me an intellectual watching this to improve flipping zips in a small town

@isaacmonson4403

4 жыл бұрын

jewish Fisherman 🤣🤣

@colinvanzanten8935

4 жыл бұрын

jewish Fisherman I feel u homie

@franciscocaramutti6116

4 жыл бұрын

feel you bro

@AyyoYoshi

4 жыл бұрын

gotta find someone to sell it for you. dont meet more people than you can count on 1 hand. if there's already a kingpin, fall back or takeover

@matth23e2

4 жыл бұрын

dn :)

Haha I remember we bought the Mushroom kit on on High Times in the late 90s. It worked. GOOD OLD DAYS

My friend sold some green for over 20 years back when it had seeds n stems. He said the key was never telling a soul. I never knew he grew. And he only sold to 2 people. . who smoked it.

This case is gonna be hard to crack....find his only black friend

@jungness

5 жыл бұрын

Or phone tap. His no-arrest days are numbered.

@koala4204

5 жыл бұрын

@@veryfrozen3271 i like u frozen

@martinelliott9514

5 жыл бұрын

So because he's white he's a racist and couldn't possibly have more than one black friend? That's a pretty racist thing to say....

@tomaslujan6912

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Yup712

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!!

oh man look at how he smiles when he talks about his "friend" homie you a yung traplord and you know it!

Joe knows it him. Them responses he’s giving is synonymous to when you know someone’s lying hahaha

This dude knows how to explain things n comes up w it pretty quick. For sure him lol

Wow, One of the "Pro Tips" is to "not dress like a dealer". Good to know. I thought dressing like a rapper was the way to go overlooked, but this guy's changing my mind. I'll have to return these Jordan's and Diamond necklaces tomorrow.

@gainrlvnt0387

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@brianz2802

5 жыл бұрын

Errr ummmm lol

@garethjones4433

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's just certain items like if I see a teenage lad with one of them man bag things and he has certain clothes on....then he's involved in drugs :p

@streetztalk4143

5 жыл бұрын

@@garethjones4433 no thats not Possible at all. how can you judge some one off their clothes to come to the conclusion thier a drug dealer ?? wtf type of shit is dat 😂 u fucking stoopid

@shanedawson4437

5 жыл бұрын

@@streetztalk4143 found the dealer

This guy called his black friend after the show like "How did uhhhh I uhhhh do?" The feds:. "We got his connect boyos! "

@Harkness197

4 жыл бұрын

More like this guy calls the dealer and is like 'hey uuuuuuuuuuuuuh.................' FBI: our wire tap timed out we have to stop listening.

He just wanted to talk about a black dude being a dealer

I watched this shit sober and was like, “oh dope. that’s a cool story.” Now that I’m watching it high, that mfs the dealer.

Joe Rogan's patience is a gold standard

9:09 "Wow that would be a great book" "It is" LMFAO bruh

I like that you said Donald Goines... Whoreson is one of my favorite books

Glad he tells all the secrets

I once had a drug induced panic attack/heat stroke while ordering at burgerking ,i was stil more eloquent than this guy .

@MrDjladd24

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Americansikkunt

6 жыл бұрын

"HI...CAN I? GET A CHEESBURGER...?! ...PLEASE?"

@kylemorgan7204

5 жыл бұрын

😂

omg he sounds normal at 1.5x the speed

@factuallogic5483

6 жыл бұрын

sorrybadbeat Yeah! 😉😄 1.5x LOL Same thing with Floyd Mayweathers father.

@tonytricks

6 жыл бұрын

WoW

@mikefelty2625

5 жыл бұрын

sorrybadbeat Hahaha!🤣😂🤣😂 This is great! I wish there was a way to isolate this guy's voice at 1.5X speed and have Joe's voice at normal speed🤔

@chasingdragons1933

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha thx

@manskiptruck

5 жыл бұрын

1.25 is better

He thinks he knows the biggest secret ever💀

@SunGrowsJ

2 жыл бұрын

Knows one of the biggest

Joe: Wow, this guy was a smart dude. Matt: Yeah I'm pretty sm... uh I mean yeah he was pretty smart.

High profile drug dealer. Sells small amounts of shrooms and gets into legal weed. Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh. 👍🏻

@rdowg

5 жыл бұрын

If you've got 4 cars helping you move product across the US, you're probably making enough money to call yourself "high profile"

@PatchedThePipe

5 жыл бұрын

Tay Ayy i was thinking the same, sounds nothing more than the party supplier to his friend's & associates... i was waiting on tales about cutting up kilos and dodgy cartel dealings. This just seems like a middle class dude playing at drug dealing. "High level" guys will have stories about murder, extortion, mob & cartel ties, & all that craziness. The guy being interviewed even described it as this kids "hobby" at one point

@kade1348

5 жыл бұрын

Saintsinnz high level drug dealers never have to deal with any of that... You talking bout some rookie hard drug dealers 😂😂😂

@SovietRosco

5 жыл бұрын

Kade smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

@SovietRosco

5 жыл бұрын

Kade exactly

Most of the people listening are so impatient and judgemental they can’t see the forest through the trees.

@israelboakes6710

4 жыл бұрын

James Shoup uuhhhhh uhhhmmmmm Ohhk

@Seymour-Butts_666

4 жыл бұрын

The forest is the trees fam

@AyyoYoshi

4 жыл бұрын

im too high trying to watch this i cant see the trees through the forest

@asmosisyup2557

3 жыл бұрын

The forest *for* the trees.

“as a lawyer?” “no, marijuana”

we're all def on a watch list now

The “um”s and “uh”s are driving me crazy. Anyone else??

@RonTheGod

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t watch it

@toxichammertoe8696

3 жыл бұрын

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh!

@dantheturfman

3 жыл бұрын

Hee's uuuuuun idiot.

@IDontNeedViagra

3 жыл бұрын

I made it to 2:55 😂

@casenumber001

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, who the fucked allows themselves to talk like that? I can't watch anymore..