I literally can't imagine Joey Diaz having a normal day

@tan6660

3 жыл бұрын

JOEY: NO NOOO NOOOO

@riveravelar3523

2 жыл бұрын

Well the normal for him is boarder line Coke every day ngl

@flaviusbelisarius7517

2 жыл бұрын

He said his life in colorado revolved around 4 blocks. He'd go to jui jitsu, his office and the weed store and that was it. That seems pretty plain for joey

@josemartinezfaccio4265

2 жыл бұрын

@@riveravelar3523 p

@manderson7341

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

Joey has lived like ten lifetimes. He's done it all. What a story.

@AMpufnstuf

5 жыл бұрын

And two of the lifetimes really happened

@richpanini5295

5 жыл бұрын

@@AMpufnstuf the rest was imagination while lying in bed on drugs.

@JudgeCraven

5 жыл бұрын

He makes this shit up

@elitewarrior0076

4 жыл бұрын

@@JudgeCraven Why do you assume he makes it up? So someone lives an interesting and crazy life, and you automatically think they're lying? Thats stupid

@heavymetalkingBY

4 жыл бұрын

I believe his stories.. I've seen and done a lot of shit in my life, that when I tell people the stories, I can see that they don't believe me. I was 3 when i first saw my dad giving himself a shot of medicine, years later I found out he was shooting heroin.

I can literally sit through 24 consecutive hours of uncle Joey talking and telling stories and be entertained for every second of it.

@OhJaniceWhyOhWhy

3 жыл бұрын

And I smoke a blunt or three along the way.

@GreedyOrange

2 жыл бұрын

@@OhJaniceWhyOhWhy part of the experience dawg

@whoopshey826

Жыл бұрын

im currently on hour 4.5. not even slightly bored. Its like holy shit you can talk about doing THAT after?!? Jesus joey lol

@tvm2209

Жыл бұрын

Lmao legit what I’ve just embarked on. Close to 14 hours of watching these clips since this 58 hour period of being awake.

* has no idea what abakua is * clicks anyways cause I’ll listen to Joey talk about anything

@jeffsers624

2 жыл бұрын

Same here!

@click8708

2 жыл бұрын

same

@Butered

2 жыл бұрын

💯

@raulvaldes270

Ай бұрын

Well not everyone in Cuba practice they crap. Is a very small group of people

@raulvaldes270

Ай бұрын

I’m a fan of Joey but this time he talking crap , a real abakua. Do not reveal their practices, I’m Cuban and all you know about abakua is hearsay

I'm convinced uncle Joey is the greatest raconteur of all time. Imagine a weekly show about his life on a network Like Showtime? Each season could be different era of his life: S1 childhood ,S2 adolescence, S3 High School , S4 adulthood . Joey narrates it himself and is executive producer.

@eyesopen66

5 жыл бұрын

supacoolkatz Joey is a great raconteur! His anecdotes are legendary, and super interesting. He's super funny! BTW this Abakua shit sounds like a loud of total bollocks? Joeys taking the piss out of everyone. All this"serious men, not gay? But fuck men and dont fuck women.... Absolute bollocks.

@HiddenTruths

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't know raconteur is an English word lol, seriously is it used in English? cuz i speak french and i know that that word is french.

@michaelsleater9334

5 жыл бұрын

@@HiddenTruths I'm English that last time England was successfully invaded was 1066 by the Normans which is in France so we use alot of French words and alot of Norse words to but we pronounce the Norse words differently

@ezekeiltheprophe7688

5 жыл бұрын

eyesopen most people don't even know what that word means, raconteur that is. You've probably seen Cocaine Cowboys? Lol

@ezekeiltheprophe7688

5 жыл бұрын

جرعتك اليومية من الإنترنت intelligent people will use it.

Joey has like six different versions of his mom's funeral

@jsarp1310

6 жыл бұрын

Eddie Gomez 😂😂😂😂

@brutalledgend

6 жыл бұрын

It was a four day wake...

@jimmytran5971

5 жыл бұрын

24 hours too

@mickwakefield1874

5 жыл бұрын

My dog is called Chocolito Diaz. There's only one of him.

@lobsterairsoft499

5 жыл бұрын

jimmy tran Cubans don't fuck around

“Big in priggin systems” 😂

Abakuas sound like gay power tops in denial XD

@CeiyntBizpoMusic

3 жыл бұрын

lmao!

@charlie1234500

3 жыл бұрын

The phrase "No homo" must be very second nature to them

@cameronbradley9828

2 жыл бұрын

A whole culture of closet bi guys and also mad homophobic what the fuck lol

@wilg4654

2 жыл бұрын

Just saying that to an abakua could get you killed

@dubbb1649

2 жыл бұрын

aint no gay power tops thats fosho , funny how you got it as ya name but you talking shit lmaoao

Definitely need to get Joey on more. Probably one of the best if not thee best to have on

@ipod1978

6 жыл бұрын

JD jitsu Nice one thanks very much for that will have a look now

@AmoralPhat40oz

6 жыл бұрын

He’s on a lot, but he should be co-host for sure!

@aarongriffith7045

6 жыл бұрын

lol i showed joey diaz to my dad. i swear they could be best friends lol but joey makes me cry laughing

@vega21

6 жыл бұрын

Junior Jobs yup Joey's podcast is hilarious

@mattwell7236

6 жыл бұрын

JD jitsu Joey is way better when he's on Rogans podcast. Fuck that Lee guy.

Joey "big in prigon systems" Diaz

@thebrokennative8492

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Sarkozy lol I noticed that too

@al_kaloid

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice at first.. fuckin lmao

@rickjamesbitch7765

6 жыл бұрын

😂 I immediately went to the comment section to see if anyone caught that.

@JK-gk5kf

6 жыл бұрын

I knew I heard him say that lol

@str8balla0

5 жыл бұрын

Rick Jamesbitch you’re still a bitch.

"Joey Diaz Explains" needs to be a show.

@lewisgiles8855

Жыл бұрын

Bro

@NewVegasCarrier

3 ай бұрын

That'd be tremendous.

I feel Mac from its always sunny would be in the Abakua

@ferdoeric596

5 жыл бұрын

DUB ZILLA he would probably be the bitch that joey talks about haha

@Edward-6909

4 жыл бұрын

He'd be inducted to be a hoe for sure but knowing him he would see it as some badass tribal mafia where he thinks its a bunch of badass dudes.lol

@michaelu382

3 жыл бұрын

He asserted his dominance

Joe "they touch elbows, WOW" Rogan

@rmizzle4368

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing comment, saw it as he said it

@lepanda8300

4 жыл бұрын

So they touch wenuses? Sounds kinda gay to me o.0

@abtofik103

4 жыл бұрын

you guys needs to stop.😭

He lost me at they pull your pants down

@TrueRahf

4 жыл бұрын

@Stephen Murphy y'all need to read up on the Sambia people of Papua New Guinea.

@bluespartaninc

4 жыл бұрын

So why are you here??

@rainstand2772

4 жыл бұрын

I think it’s like it doesn’t matter who you fuck but you gotta be a man not girly or feminine or weak like the receiver

@fruitloops2547

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@brianbradley1345

3 жыл бұрын

@@TrueRahf I just did that was interesting

Joey never hesitates to admit when he doesn't know something. I believe that trait not only adds credibility to his stories but also to him as a Man. Great podcast with Joey, as usual!😎👍

@grunt9131

Жыл бұрын

Nicely put

@MasteredMirages

7 ай бұрын

I noticed this too, everyone calls him a bullshitter. I can relate with that at points in my life. Cool wild story and it’s a lie to everyone. I’m glad you pointed this out to everyone

Joey will be credited for my research paper about Abakuá

The men picked up the slack when a child was fatherless in their community. That's awesome

@teeszu

2 жыл бұрын

Yea by giving him coke in a capsule. Stand up men I’d say.

So they can't be in a room with a gay dude, unless they are pressing his back in 😂😂

@duanybeltran8381

4 ай бұрын

A tu mama si

"I don't talk about abakuá" *Talks over Joey by talking about abakuá*

@Dekartz

2 жыл бұрын

The context of that is that he didn't talk about it in his book

01:37 “Look at the Sopranos, they had gay men” Joey, the only gay guy in the Sopranos was beaten to death!

@Equinsu_Ocha69

2 жыл бұрын

What about the two that had to pay furio

@casperowens2482

2 жыл бұрын

@@Equinsu_Ocha69 they werent gay, just a couple of stugatz

@gorillachronicles

Жыл бұрын

Phil was definitely gay also

@jai3476

Жыл бұрын

@@Equinsu_Ocha69give me 1000 dollars

@duanybeltran8381

4 ай бұрын

Nosotros los abakua no permitimos la homosexualidad eso es mentira de el lo castigamos a plenitud

This Dude Joey Diaz has awesome stories. I could listen to them all day.

@misterJ420

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah agree cause bs stories are a fun time waster and better than those soap dramas on tv :)

Being Cuban and watching this is the best thing ever 🤣

@paaulistta

2 жыл бұрын

Tremendous

@chaka305

Жыл бұрын

Same here hahaha

@idelmidel

Жыл бұрын

fr lol

@BlackEagle-jv4vs

Жыл бұрын

A lil bit of Bullshit but yeah 😅

@BayAreaMike99

2 ай бұрын

@@BlackEagle-jv4vswith what?

4:46 4:56 for ten whole seconds this guy said words without actually saying anything

@Dili832

4 жыл бұрын

What? Oh you’re right he was a broken record

@just_ice5296

4 жыл бұрын

Aha

@manuelmateo3392

4 жыл бұрын

"You could suffer a bad..."

@spiritualopportunism4585

4 жыл бұрын

Wow

@HojoSinclair

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to hear more about what would happen for insulting them, but Joey was too fixated on elbows for whatever reason

It sounds like there was always gay men in there

@ShowOut1nk

4 жыл бұрын

Ruby iscute I was just about to comment this lol. Yeah it sounds like they have been gay but also ashamed of themselves at the same time

@chaosdweller

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@frankcarrasquillo6394

4 жыл бұрын

Of course

@buddmilelife6276

7 ай бұрын

go say it them

@duanybeltran8381

4 ай бұрын

Y lo asesinamos brutalmente

With ice cubes in the mouth🤣

@BOAYang

5 жыл бұрын

now I'm curious.

@MabzProductionz

3 жыл бұрын

"It was tremendous" that killed me

@kellergang

3 жыл бұрын

old school cryotherapy

@ishmaelm1932

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that feel uncomfortable?

@LuisVega-yp8uv

3 жыл бұрын

@@ishmaelm1932 I don't know, I've heard it's good. Thats why some people like mint too🤷

Joey is a classic old school storyteller and I come from an Italian family and there were storytellers and when they got started everyone listened because they were good storytellers and we knew what they were saying was true. I inherited some of that.

@Hedmanification

Жыл бұрын

You lost me

@TradieTradWife

Жыл бұрын

Joey reminds me of both my uncles. The stories were wild

@mr.equity1120

11 ай бұрын

@@HedmanificationYeah Italians are not good story tellers.

I grew up Yoruba, in Gary, Indiana, in the late 60's to early 70's... I Love My Orishas...Ogun is the Lord of Iron, one of the Orishas of the Yoruba Tribe in Nigeria. Shango/fire, Yemanya and Obatula, etc..

@mjohnson1741

4 жыл бұрын

Orishas awesome! I'm a Pisces and always felt a strong connection to Yemaya the godess of the Ocean.

@AnaVerona_

4 жыл бұрын

Ashé! 💙🌊

Joey is an amazing human being! Grateful to even hear about the shit that he been through.

I could listen to Joey tell stories all day. Dude is a master raconteur.

Ice cubes in his mouth 😂😂😂😂💀

4:56 coronavirus handshake predicted 3 years ago

I just love the 2 joe's together, always a incredible show. Loved the story of Joey watching the ex movie and his little girl "Mercy's a bible thumper" and she ran out screaming. I laughed so hard I cried. Love these 2.

I lived my life in Texas and I always thought Diaz was Italian lol.

@Thomas-jf3eu

5 жыл бұрын

Your name fits.

@Deadlyaztec27

5 жыл бұрын

@@Smizzle77 Diaz has a deep Italian accent though. It's because he used to fuck with a lot of Italians back in the day.

@FinalManaTrigger

5 жыл бұрын

That's a New Jersey accent, the Italians don't own that.

@Tecknut75

5 жыл бұрын

@@FinalManaTrigger Sweet Jesus Amen.

@bouttolaunchrocket

5 жыл бұрын

Solve et Coagula It’s possible he meant the surname as well as Joey. Living in Texas (bordering Mexico) I’d assume he grew up around a fair amount of Hispanic and Latino people which is why it’s even more surprising to him that he never realized Diaz was a Hispanic or Latino surname and not an Italian one? I can’t know for sure though.

Joey “it was tremendous” Diaz

His delivery on the "...it was tremendous" was hilarious

One of the best Joey Diaz stories I've heard thus far.

Joey is definitely one of the best storytellers of his generation. He's hilarious and has hundreds of stories about his insane childhood to all the crazy Drug fueled adventures he had

History is cool sometimes

@elliotterodriguez

6 жыл бұрын

Dominu Castro all the time you get enriched with knowledge from the past how different civilizations lived how they fought and died and the impact it made on the next generation. History is cruel because it exposes us to what we see now as needless conflict but in order to build there first must be a power struggle not just in force but in ideas they fan flames and start fire not echo chambers like now

@thoyo

6 жыл бұрын

Elliotte Rodriguez wow. most beautiful defense of the study of history I've ever heard

@MFKR696

6 жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter if parts of history are "cool." If you don't learn your history, you'll fall for the same old tricks that have been used against us for the last 200 years. You know the schtick. If you don't know history, you're doomed to repeat it. I bet you didn't know that the US Government is literally a corporation. The Emergency Banking Act saw to that in 1933, 3 years into the Great Depression. The EBA was basically the Bankers saying "since you fucks can't handle your finances, we're gonna do it for you." Democracy doesn't exist in this world, and the probability that you didn't know that is the reason why. The more you know... "Give me control of a nation's monetary supply, and I care not who makes its laws." Baron Amschell Mayer Rothschild, 1773

@MarioSilva-jg5nh

6 жыл бұрын

It’s painful to know history and watch it repeat itself and it always will because not everyone in our country or the powers that be internationally cares to know or cares if it repeats itself

@ezekeiltheprophe7688

5 жыл бұрын

History is ALWAYS amazing.

"How dare you giggle??!" shouts the abakua while handing you a pair of ice cubes

He is great!! I love his voice and stories

I don’t care if he’s making up stories bro he’s the best story teller of all time lmao

@GeoffreyBronson

Жыл бұрын

This attitude is going to gift you a happy life my friend

Jesus christ this man has so much knowledge I could listen to him for hours and hours and days on end

Uncle Joey is the best story teller there is

Joey is the greatest story teller!

In new England the touching of the elbows is called the 'Plumbers Handshake,' often done by plumbers, mechanics, and any tradesman who tend to have dirty hands

Joey Diaz is one of the best and funnest story tellers Ive herd.

I could listen to Joey all day

Joey is the Epitome of life experience

Michael Bisping did the right thing of not going to Cuba.

Joey Diaz looks like an old Jewish lady

@hc2828

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@danjack1447

3 жыл бұрын

Lolololol

"BROO..BROOOOO" - Joey Diaz. I love Joey Diaz.

Joe and Joey just made me get Spotify to watch the full shows

Joey never fails to make me laugh, they should make a new sopranos and have him as the boss, oh the possibilities.

@teeszu

2 жыл бұрын

Joey is a Cuban tho.

@pyrojunkyz510

8 ай бұрын

I think he's in the many saints of newark

@macfat100

8 ай бұрын

@@pyrojunkyz510 you're right, he plays Lino "Buddha" Bonpensiero, Big Pussy's dad.

@Itskingcodone

7 ай бұрын

He’s in Mafia 3 if y’all are interested

His facial expressions, and hand jesters and shit he's such a rare person

“Jet blue like a mother fuckkkaaa” had me crying 😭 😂😂😂😂

As a cuban its so cool to hear joey talk about this stuff.

2:44 lmao it looked like Joey had an acid flashback for half of a second after he said this

Joey D is the all timer. I’m addicted!!

There aren't really any celebs or people I know through media I'd like to meet an just talk to, but joey Diaz would be that guy. Such an interesting individual and colorful in his stories.

I was born and raised in Cuba n thanks God i cane to the US, n i love joe diaz because he reminds me so many things about cuba, how we grow up, how parents raise the kids i mean this episode was fantastic 👌🏻. N majority of the things he talks about i remember from cuba, the language the way we talk in the streets, everything!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

@leonardomunoz4009

Жыл бұрын

Dale Cubiche...

@culedecuba1115

Жыл бұрын

True bro

@purplesky4157

Жыл бұрын

Been to Cuba twice Really nice and actually really safe compared to Mexico, Hondarus, El Salvador, Brazil, Venezuela etc….

Abakua is an ancient fraternity much like the Masons but the Yoruba version of it. It culture much like many fraternities was one thing and has changed throughout the years. The Abakua have their own music and dances. It’s tremendous stuff.

@Miami1991

6 жыл бұрын

Mario Silva here in Miami I know a dude from Guanabacoa who was in this group . Very freemasonish

@allthewayalive92

6 жыл бұрын

Tremendously gay lol

@brucelee9941

5 жыл бұрын

Just a bunch of cock suckus

@PDro11

5 жыл бұрын

Not Yoruba. Efik. Two completely different groups.

@misterJ420

5 жыл бұрын

Gay Lords

I feel like this is your Uncle and I absolutely LOVE him.

I love Joey Diaz(who could’nt) but he gets off topic to quick. We can learn a lot from him for sure.

I love how Joe Rogan gets surprised at joey stories

That guy was jumping into Joey's story so many times I actually thought joey told him to shut up 😂😂 2:43

@Equinsu_Ocha69

2 жыл бұрын

That guy was annoying

@libertatemadvocatus1797

Жыл бұрын

@@Equinsu_Ocha69 He was the guest for the episode.

@garrettcarroll777

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@stonedcoldstunna

10 ай бұрын

@@Equinsu_Ocha69 no.

Wow what the Fffffffffuuuuuuuu did I just watch lol

@Zion83n6

6 жыл бұрын

Byrdman 51/50 good one lol I was high while watching the video btw 😂

@bobyrd4386

6 жыл бұрын

KRATOSLIVES22 Yep, me too. Lmao!!

@PabloGonzalez-mp9ni

5 жыл бұрын

KRATOSLIVES22 ! You’re cool

@SpoilerAlert__

5 жыл бұрын

@@PabloGonzalez-mp9ni no u

@thecroakedtoaster3398

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpoilerAlert__ no u

this episode was amazing

I Really Enjoy watching your show!

Other dude sounds like bob odenkirk

The abakua's were way ahead of the curve they were using the elbow greeting before the coronavirus.

I grew up around Cuban culture. This is crazy to hear. Good stuff

Thank god for joe Rogan and Joey Diaz ❤️🙏🕊

I love Joey so much - he is the grandpa I need

@katekavanagh8903

Жыл бұрын

He’s the daddy

"Some people will call that advanced, Joey. That's progress" "whats that?"

Netflix should use Joey stories for some tv shows

"Friendship is one thing, and the Abakuá another"

I misread the title. I thought it said 'barbacoa.'

@CHEDDAakaSWAY

6 жыл бұрын

On 2Wheels 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@on2wheels378

6 жыл бұрын

At the time I read it, I was fasting for a medical blood screen. I was really hungry...

@zedx6362

5 жыл бұрын

Barbacoa... delicious

@oshkoshbegone

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed to hard at this comment

@ceezone7975

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh, I was thinking bukake. That would be one hell of an explanation to hear from joey.

What episode is this? Would love to see it completely

Abakua was ahead of its time with the whole elbow bumping thing

Man Joey never let the other guest finish his sentence 😂

@artgamechanger3841

7 ай бұрын

Good!!

Joeys last words of The clip,”thats how demented he was.” Yeah, describes you perfectly Uncle Joey!

Could listen to joey d all day.

Where did this whole "Joe 'something he said' Rogan meme come from. Its hilarious

@AANTHHONYY

4 жыл бұрын

IrishTony. I have no idea and I love it lol

@jaimep456

3 жыл бұрын

I think it started here in the comment section. The first ones were like this Joe "have you tried dmt" Rogan "Have you tried elk"

I'd love to ghost write a book or 10 for Joey. This guy has awesome stories for days.

1:50 "what a minute, they have their own language?!" 😂

“Some people would call that advanced joey, that’s progress…” *Joey: WHATS THAT*

I want to heard more about that interview with Joey Diaz I enjoyed it. But I want more like a sequel. His live it is very interesting never get tired hearing his stories. Wow😂😮😅😊

2:26 Joe's like "where can I sign up"?

2:25 the best part of this video. Joey gets serious

The whole episode is good.

Diaz is a walking history encyclopedia set.

Best storyteller ever lol so funny

I thought the whole point of having a secret society was so you could do gay stuff.I mean what were they doing super secret straight stuff behind closed doors.

@clos1203

4 жыл бұрын

evan shepard they all do coke and have orgys with other men’s wives

i watch joey only because i like the way he speaks

Joey must write and publish his book 🙌

Joey Diaz looks like he can be a great Spiderman villain

@dat_music_dude9718

7 ай бұрын

He’s actually in Spiderman 2

He's barely scratching the surface

@aevila3333

Жыл бұрын

Thats the craziest part

Love this

Joey needs to do audiobooks