Joe Rogan - "5, 4, 3, 2, 1." 2 second pause Joey Diaz - "The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it he inhaled it. He was a chinese man. He was a very great man." Amazing start.

@RBravo82

5 жыл бұрын

I thought I'd somehow dragged and skipped an hour

@emekabronson8697

5 жыл бұрын

Chinese Emperor Shen Nung in 2737 B.C. (#AlphaIQ)

@itsall_legal

5 жыл бұрын

Science

@emekabronson8697

5 жыл бұрын

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_River_civilization

@EMESYOO32

5 жыл бұрын

I accidentally clicked on this. If it didn’t start like that I woulda left. Dope Podcast.

Let me tell you something Joe Rogan

@joshamaya196

5 жыл бұрын

Joe "let me tell you something" Rogan. Placement is everything

@VonTelevision

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@Liam021

5 жыл бұрын

@@joshamaya196 you fucked up so bad oh dear.

@BIG_TOE

4 жыл бұрын

Lemme tell you something dawg.

@Red-Mush

4 жыл бұрын

Joey “Joe Rogan” Diaz

Man this podcast went by so fast. Joey Diaz is so authentic, so interesting, and he’s an extremely gifted storyteller. He’s funny but he’s also very touching at times.

@Danleesixdoublefive321

10 ай бұрын

That’s it. Unassuming humour with genuinely deep insights that are also simple

@kylemossi

8 ай бұрын

Dude.....VERY gifted story teller. I love his stories. So real, he paints such a vivid picture.

@chimado2107

7 ай бұрын

I have a conspiracy question for who ever cares to know just ask lol

@PSYCKYO

6 ай бұрын

uh how would you even know if you were asked? It's not like you get notifications, I know I don't so even if you replied to this I'd never see it so not sure what your comment is for/about @@chimado2107

@LanceSmith-ip7hk

4 ай бұрын

😅😮rere we we were we we eere we e

30 percent fact, 110 percent entertainment.

@JimmyR83

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha yeahhh for sure bro. He exaggerates everything but man I can’t turn it off 😂

@panzerwaffen2873

Жыл бұрын

Even though you watch it enjoy it

@levisvarela3735

Жыл бұрын

you guys too young to understand half the shit they talking about, i seen shit like that, i done shit like that

@JimmyR83

Жыл бұрын

@@levisvarela3735 bro you’re out of your mind if you think Joey isn’t spicing these stories up 🤣

@huntergabriel8875

Жыл бұрын

The first 2 minutes of stories were a wtf for sure😂

2.5 hours in "so, whats been up with you?"-- true friends

@constantinbarbu.

4 жыл бұрын

true enough, atfirst you gotta tell shit to each other then see how they been

@MrSkater169

4 жыл бұрын

Legends

@belleellis5954

4 жыл бұрын

constantin barbu is

@KameleonPlays

3 жыл бұрын

18:17

@charrilynmartinez9434

3 жыл бұрын

Me: The fly by my ear: 27:20

Joe: He got high and a bird started talking to him. Diaz: whatayagunnado

@dm3619

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Pennington 😂

@travisramirez7143

5 жыл бұрын

I read this the exact time it was being said on the vid lmaooo

@xawesome1992x

5 жыл бұрын

@@travisramirez7143 me too it was PERFECT

@bentremy

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Pennington 😂😂😂

@lukevaldez1397

5 жыл бұрын

@@travisramirez7143 Whoa that's crazy you said that, I read the soukalamink comment by Justin McCoy right when Joey said it haha funny coincidence. 😁

Joey seems like one of those guys who could tell you the entire story of a movie that you’ve already seen and you’d listen because his telling of it is better than the movie itself.

@scizzorhonz7669

Жыл бұрын

I’ve seen/heard this episode in it’s entirety 3 times since it came out. People like realness.

@__rm307

Жыл бұрын

Omg my sister says I do this! 🫣 she says she never listens to my recommendations bc then she sees the movies and she’s disappointed it’s not quite like how I said 😅

@luhgeekyperc

Жыл бұрын

@@scizzorhonz7669 yep same

@natejones779

11 ай бұрын

Fr😂😂 hed be like “i saw this new spider man movie, you know he’s real dark?! Lemme tell ya this kid is a bad ass mf, there’s every kind of spider man and they chase him. BUT THEY CANT CATCH HIM. Lemme tell ya, he dodged and blocked every sing mf there” 😂😂 bruh I’d be so invested

@tomasloureiro4801

11 ай бұрын

@@__rm307J

I love how Joey says the first and last name of who ever hes talking to

@a.k.5901

Жыл бұрын

This showed me that Jamie doesn't have a last name.

@nicolasv5184

Жыл бұрын

Classic Latino tradition

@lucasfff1370

Жыл бұрын

talking about*

@YisbetterthanX

Жыл бұрын

@@lucasfff1370 and to, like if he's talking to Tom he will go "you know something Tom Segura"

@lucasfff1370

Жыл бұрын

@@YisbetterthanX hahaha never noticed that but yeah now you say it that is true

Joe: did you try melatonin or anything like that? Diez: I did cocaine for 30 years Lmao

@davidec.4021

4 жыл бұрын

This man is a fucking treasure

@whoknowswhocares885

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a big impossible attempt

@Stevokeef25

4 жыл бұрын

“Give me 20 turkeys and they can all suck my dick”

@duttonzzz

4 жыл бұрын

Tryna tell Ya .. Thats like firing BBs at a freight train

@Ghettojaku

4 жыл бұрын

@@duttonzzz got me remembering rapture with your KZread background homie lol

Joe rogan and joey diaz are like the 2 uncles you would listen to at a family gathering

@guyonDmoon

4 жыл бұрын

komasi agader OMG yes

@DubKc

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody can relate to this!

@STR8graff

4 жыл бұрын

Crazy accurate lol

@DrCooch

4 жыл бұрын

You ever have someone talk to you but it feels like you don't exist and they're just talking through you ?

@kalamansitree5441

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrCooch got damn ?? dats beyond me

19:35 ..... hands down one of the best Joey cutaways ever 😂

@arnoldhernandez1910

8 ай бұрын

😆💀💀💀

@timmygrace1

7 ай бұрын

Body language for 'no comment'

@minerva6

3 ай бұрын

lol wtf 😂

@CozySophie

3 ай бұрын

He so high he froze and his face melted 😂😂😂

@DevinDesc

Ай бұрын

Holy shit 😭

100 more years of Joey Diaz. Keep him alive no matter what it takes

@joecasual2952

Жыл бұрын

I cant stand Joey Diaz. He is the reason all TVs have an off switch, and all comedy clubs have an exit door.

@triippy...6476

Жыл бұрын

@@joecasual2952 then why the hell are you watching? go get a life and get off of the internet, son

@bentaber8814

Жыл бұрын

@@joecasual2952 why are you here then?

@darragh_1805

11 ай бұрын

@@bentaber8814 he ignored you

@spookytwink420

10 ай бұрын

long live tha goat i say he makes it to 90

First spoken words “The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it” Yeah I’m sure this’ll be a good one

@SJ-ni6iy

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@BlekJamal

2 жыл бұрын

Never really smoked it , he inhaled it. 🤔🤔🤔

@Cynical496

2 жыл бұрын

That’s how u start a conversation alright.

@DicholasNiaz

2 жыл бұрын

You

@TruStoogeDrew.

2 жыл бұрын

Tremendous

Joey Diaz is either the quietest person ever or the loudest person ever

@xxanonymousbeastxx5566

5 жыл бұрын

So True

@calebstafford5862

5 жыл бұрын

Hears everything but speaks his mind

@ProofScopes

5 жыл бұрын

I like when he talks quiet... reminds me of vin diesel.

@mikemaniaci8529

5 жыл бұрын

I like Joey's deep raspy whisper when he "takes you on a journey" into the murky cocaine underworld of his youth. He paints such a vivid picture

@ProofScopes

5 жыл бұрын

Mike Maniaci I honestly think he would make an amazing voice actor for animated films and CGI films... he has such a chilling and addictive voice.

Man Joey could tell me a 4 hour long story of how he watched grass grow and I’d still be invested. He seems like an incredible man to have a conversation with.

Joey is a force of nature with recollective comedy.

@abby999

10 ай бұрын

accurate😂

Joe Rogan: “Phenomenal” Joey Diaz: “Tremendous”

@kaji6874

3 жыл бұрын

Such a joey type of word.

@gabrielnagy595

2 жыл бұрын

tremendous

@brandonator1337

2 жыл бұрын

Phenomenal 👌🏻👌🏻

@theopenmouth9695

2 жыл бұрын

duality of man

@og_jakey

2 жыл бұрын

@@theopenmouth9695 damn straight, son. So glad real duality like this exists in todays media.

an hour and a half in I realized I've already seen this one

@Blessedup69

3 жыл бұрын

Still good

@ziigzagg42o63

3 жыл бұрын

Too late 😂

@xannyphantom8864

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just always so stoned when I watch these mann

@nytmare11

3 жыл бұрын

I am yet to find out. Having Joey is my favorite guest. I will never get bored listening to the two of them talk

@kiethenselmans7454

3 жыл бұрын

Are you high perhaps?

4 years later and there's still listeners

@michaelmiterko3167

Жыл бұрын

Hell ya, i've already listened to this. and i'll listen again now.

@rangeldoesnotexist

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelmiterko3167 same, firing this up right now haha

@martinlaferte

Жыл бұрын

@@rangeldoesnotexist same here lol!

@johns9543

Жыл бұрын

I love you brother 💙

@isopropyltoxicity

Жыл бұрын

Bro this podcast episode is fuckin legendary muthafucka

"He got high and a bird started talkin to him." "Whaddya gonna do?"

@NASTYMMA

4 ай бұрын

They high AF too prolly😂

"That shit that Batman shot at the Green Hornet, pedophile smoke" 🤣🤣🤣 thats our Uncle Joey

@Luke-rt9bx

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah “you wake up and your shirts all backwards and shit” that made me laugh lol

@josiffexplosiff1

3 жыл бұрын

That wasn’t even the best part. When he said “you wake up and your shirts on backwards and your pants are missing”

@Seewhathappens101

2 жыл бұрын

TREMENDOUS

@mw3isbetterthanmw22

2 жыл бұрын

@@Seewhathappens101 HAHAHA 🤣🤣😮‍💨

@alimctaven7417

2 жыл бұрын

When I watched him say that I laughed hard. As I read this comment the laugh literally came back up like I regurgitated it.

“The first man to smoke marijuana never smoked marijuana, he inhaled it” -Joey Diaz

@haiphan9181

4 жыл бұрын

Then a blue bird came to him...

@BrandinZinck

4 жыл бұрын

He was a Chinese man, he was a very great man.

@ChrisMakesBeats

4 жыл бұрын

You couldn't watch this for more than a minute?? These quote comments are annoying

@haark655

4 жыл бұрын

VoodooBeats I’ve watched the entire podcast. By quoting parts of the podcast, we are able to enjoy them as a community, selecting some of our favorite quotes and allowing others to thumbs up if they enjoyed them as well. You on the other hand are a dick

@johnfarrell8832

4 жыл бұрын

"He was a very great man"

Love listening to Joey gets me through my work night fast

@Twentyfourseven80

Жыл бұрын

brother, same here. im working my night shift right now just laughing my ass off... reallllllly makes the night go by !!!

@jayrich6968

Жыл бұрын

Literally bro!! Got me thru the last few hours of my over night shift easily

@JonesTheLad

Жыл бұрын

Yess, night shift workers uniting in the comments on a 4 year old podcast!! 😂🤌🏼 I’ve literally listened to this for the last few hours of my shift, and man it really helps the time fly by!

@jackmoreno5988

Жыл бұрын

@@JonesTheLad night shift too. 😂

@JonesTheLad

Жыл бұрын

@@jackmoreno5988 night shift gang Lessgo 🤣 #thedaysleepers

"my friend who i kidnapped" 🤣🤣

@JAY59760

Жыл бұрын

Says it so Casually 🤣

@JimmyR83

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they’re dear friends now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Joe: "He got high and a bird starting talking to him." Joey: "What're you gonna do?"

@Alvy.07

4 жыл бұрын

Grant McQuillan I’m gonna listen to the bird, Joey. That’s what I’m doin.

@brandongarcia4219

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it and died 😂

@emmajayne682

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandongarcia4219 😂 me too

@Tezla-Coils

4 жыл бұрын

“What are you gonna” do that shit was hilarious 😆

@tammyannese2697

4 жыл бұрын

😂

Joey is the only guest that turns their head and talks to Jamie. I like that

@Gray-om1bj

3 жыл бұрын

maybe its a story teller thing

@oneaboveall1895

3 жыл бұрын

Try and watch more JRE von bravo Alex all look at jamie

@joshuavanwinkle3192

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you're right, eddie, Alex and joey all actually talk to jamie instead of just to joe

@manuelreeves9211

3 жыл бұрын

Joey wants everyone's attention. Hes that loveable mobster.

@GAB-vq7re

3 жыл бұрын

I keep waiting for the JRE Podcast with guest Jamie. I don't know who's going to monitor the equipment and computer in his stead but I would definitely watch that podcast

2:50:24 Joey Diaz Nonchalantly Ripping Ass & Not Losing Stride Is A Top 5 JRE Moment

@0xdamian595

Жыл бұрын

Love that you marked this, haha. Cheers.

Joey reminds me so much of my grandpa's brother, unapologetically himself 100% of the time. Never change Coco

Joey Diaz just never, ever runs out of stories...

@Ch9-7708

2 жыл бұрын

the goat

@BIGWILL0715

2 жыл бұрын

You heard his Halloween story? He didn’t accept candy.

@IASP17

2 жыл бұрын

because he probably keeps making them up

@seggzslimjimz1179

2 жыл бұрын

@@IASP17 some are but a lot are real just over exaggerated

@mikasadankerman8832

2 жыл бұрын

@@IASP17 Honestly, first of all coming from me. Who is literally the most BORING person on the planet, even I've had some crazy shit happen to me and have got some stories to tell. So I honestly don't think he's making them up 😅🤣 he's most definitely been around so I take his word for it. Plus he's absolutely hilarious and that's what matters most!

Joe: *talking about how terrible it is that people hit children* Joey: *dying of laughter*

@teeman1326

3 жыл бұрын

Which makes perfect sense. He was from a time they used paddles to hit kids in school for getting in trouble.

@teeman1326

3 жыл бұрын

"You say things that are just a waste of time, sorry but it's just a waste of time... does that make sense?" 🤣 Joe you are killin me in this one bro. Get me on your podcast lol. I ain't no celebrity but oh well. Nobody wants to hear them talk about them since they've been famous since the media stalks them and the world already knows everything they do. Alot of people would rather hear like to about their pre fame life and other things they don't already know. 🤷‍♂️

@Daswassuphomie

2 жыл бұрын

@@teeman1326 some one get tee man on the show

@kennethbranoff1168

2 жыл бұрын

@@teeman1326 whatever you’re smoking it’s stronger then joeys personal stash.

@deideicareng

2 жыл бұрын

@@teeman1326 joey diaz is only 5 years older than joe rogan they’re from the same time

Joey Diaz is a legend at storytelling 🙌🏽

I love how he always refers to Joe Rogan by his full name 😆 This guy is so entertaining

@ItsReplayBro

4 ай бұрын

Makes you wonder if Jamie has a last name 😉 😂

Joey Diaz doesn’t just come for Joe, he’s one of the rare ones that get Jamie involved for real

@CrippledMerc

3 жыл бұрын

I think he’s just used to having Lee as basically a second host so he treats Jamie the same, whereas with most other guests Jamie is more of the show runner in the background who is looking up whatever is being talked about and fact checking if they aren’t sure on something. I do really enjoy it when Jamie gets in on the discussions though. He’s just another point of view to take in and listen to.

@kingjaidyn1235

3 жыл бұрын

jake the snake was on jamie ass in their interview

@burneraccount1592

3 жыл бұрын

You talking about sex?

@kingjaidyn1235

3 жыл бұрын

Foot Fondler nahhhh lmfao jake the snake was just cooking him

@bryanynf2712

3 жыл бұрын

Him along with lee it’s so cool to watch 4 people that we always see but never get together for a podcast

I've always loved how Joey refers to joe by his full name

@jimmyd1110

3 жыл бұрын

tremendous

@ClearChoiceMethodology

3 жыл бұрын

He does it to everyone

@HaxelStranger

3 жыл бұрын

Joey “joe rogan” Diaz

@justinslang859

3 жыл бұрын

Joe Fucking Rogan

@scorp3x

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Joey would still refers to him by his full name if his name was long like: Constantine Alexander Rogan 😅

I'm dead. This episode is of the hook ESPECIALLY NOW that I'm watching it in entirety.

My gymnastics coach, who has taught some Olympic athletes and knows people like Bart Conor and Shannon miller, only got 2 hours a sleep a night until he was like 50. He was such a workaholic, he would go to these gymnasts houses at like 10 pm after a long day of school and just sit and listen to them. He learned all he could and actually started tumbling with them soon after around the age of 26. He became very good fast. Some people just function different. He also became a stalk broker and kept the same schedule. He is a pure Christian as well. No drugs.

@Anthony-iq4lf

Жыл бұрын

The poop, that I took last night and had some girth and was given a PHD, was perfect.

@getgle

Жыл бұрын

nobody asked

@hensen5309

Жыл бұрын

My daddy owns the whole internet so you guys better be careful 😠

“THERE WAS NO LOSING IN THIS F***** HOUSE! Do you understand me Joe Rogan? THERE’S NO F***** LOSERS IN MY F***** HOUSE! SLEEP IN THE GARAGE! NO DINNER”

@TrollHiddenCave

3 жыл бұрын

CAPISE

@L0kie94

3 жыл бұрын

You dumb fuck

@isaacthornton3880

3 жыл бұрын

hbn .@@TrollHiddenCave m.9...9n9

@drakeandjosh007

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp???

@salem2450

3 жыл бұрын

@@drakeandjosh007 54:12

When joey whispers, it is very therapeutic.

@shaydee5641

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Pagan great ASMR lol

@jpagan4792

4 жыл бұрын

@@shaydee5641 agreed 😊

@snehpatel7555

4 жыл бұрын

Just like Steve-o....both have a low key coke whisper

@WastedFury

4 жыл бұрын

@@snehpatel7555 Low key coke whisper! 😂 Love it.

@neilconey5440

4 жыл бұрын

When was that?

Man joey ain't lying about not knowing about damage till you've been smoking for years, and the first thing you do is go outside to smoke. I stopped about 7 years ago now and I've never felt better and even took that idea with weed and wake n bakes too. Best decisions I've ever made.

This might be my favorite Joey Diaz episode. I always go back and listen to this one

Joe Diaz’s voice is like a Diesel engine

@sarahemikula

3 жыл бұрын

Good one! 🙂I've seen comments referring to his voice as "an old Cutlass trying to start in the winter" or something like that.

@BiggRippa

3 жыл бұрын

Righttt. Chugga chugga chugga. Lmao

@dominickbenincasa5043

3 жыл бұрын

His voice is so jarring, yet relaxing to listen to at the same time… 🤷🏻‍♂️

@sarahemikula

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominickbenincasa5043 exactly!

@AAPART

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahemikula i lovepaptreon

Uncle Joey is the only guest I've seen who actually talks to Jamie like he's part of the show and not just a set piece

@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE

Жыл бұрын

he acts like a set piece tho you don't even see him once lol

@nass-3484

Жыл бұрын

@@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE maybe he just don’t wan’t to be on camera, Joe has Millions views and not everybody is confortable in this situation

@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE

Жыл бұрын

@Pelinal Whitestrake bruh, never watch My Hero Academia in my life, I just picked the name coz it's sounded cool af

@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE

Жыл бұрын

@Alexis Roy suck my d*ck

@NadineLevi

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget Theo brother

Best movie ever i saw this as a kid with my grandpa.... taught me what freedom was with this movie... we watched the best movies ever. Taught me a lot about life... He was a mexican immigrant... worked till 2 months from his death of cancer. He was a the fucking epitome of American ....

Joey Diaz is a different breed his storytelling is really top tier I didn't even realize I was listening to him for hours honestly have a different type of love for him

Whenever Joey goes on a rant and runs out breath is hilarious

@iem7252

5 жыл бұрын

He also spits that white goo on his lips. disgusting. THen they have to cut the camera so they can tell him to wipe it off.

@havenlew

5 жыл бұрын

It's more sad than funny actually.

@slipperyjones

5 жыл бұрын

This felt odd...depressing. joe. High. Kite.

Squidward: Who eats cuban sandwiches at three in the morning? Joey Diaz: Oh boy, 3 AM!

@cris1008

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Richardson underrated comment 😂😂

@kiroshi6414

4 жыл бұрын

So underrated 😂

@AXeLSade

4 жыл бұрын

This needs more attention

@ryanrochon8891

4 жыл бұрын

this is hilarious

@tylerdixon3290

4 жыл бұрын

It should've been great googly moogly instead of oh boy

Real people recognize real people and joey is as real as it gets. I respect him so much.

@silent__nightmare4669

Жыл бұрын

How do I know your real?

@vividdreams8356

Жыл бұрын

@@silent__nightmare4669 u dont

@butwhytho____

Жыл бұрын

@@vividdreams8356 😅p

@mnetzer6777

8 ай бұрын

@@vividdreams8356 Joe is a real one too. These two together bro!!

Joey: "you're gonna die when I tell you this" Joe: "oh oh" (gets excited) 😂

Joe; “He got high and a bird started talkin to him.” Joey; “What ya gonna do?” 😆

@alexanderblack6619

3 жыл бұрын

BRUH this had me in tears i commented it seconds before seeing urs im still rolling in laughter uncle joey is truly is the real life big pussy

@jamespaps4257

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderblack6619 me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@spy44yogi

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@captainroger

3 жыл бұрын

Talk back yo

@thehotshot8635

3 жыл бұрын

At what time it is?

This is Joey Diaz's element (being on JRE). You get long stories, comedy, and deep insight..... It doesn't get better than this..... Netlfix/standup can't touch these Joey Diaz/Joe Rogan episodes...... AND ITS FREEEEEEE!!!!! hours and hours of JRE/Joey Diaz....... Its incredible.........

@elihartsoe6718

4 жыл бұрын

Vercingetorix Avernian this is how i’m passing time in quarantine

@cewbalshatti9535

4 жыл бұрын

Tremendous

@bambomango9427

4 жыл бұрын

its tremendous

@DAVIDTORRESANI

3 жыл бұрын

It's Free? Like free,free..or free like free...........free,free? Which free ,free is it? Cause it can't be ..Free.free.free .free...free,free. Maybe free free but never free.freefreefree. SO??? Which is it?

@alfredoreyes8058

3 жыл бұрын

@@DAVIDTORRESANI to many free's, u had it tho.

2:50:24 The room gotta smell like nuclear waste after that one 😂

Joey is the only one who can make joe glance awkwardly at the camera multiple times

@joecasual2952

Жыл бұрын

I cant stand Joey Diaz. He is the reason all TVs have an off switch, and all comedy clubs have an exit door.

@3v068

Жыл бұрын

​@@joecasual2952 then stay off of tv and out of fuckin comedy clubs because your idea of comedy fucking sucks.

@fualexis822

Жыл бұрын

@@joecasual2952 and I'm sure you're just the most hilarious person on Earth 🤣🙄

@ChristIsKing772

Жыл бұрын

@@joecasual2952 nobody cares touch grass

@gera0x0

Жыл бұрын

@@joecasual2952 casual

Joey Diaz has some of the most authentic bodily fluids noises on earth. He should be a voice actor.

@nyx4754

5 жыл бұрын

Aluminum Oxide he is, he’s been in a few games like gta and mafia 3

@nyx4754

5 жыл бұрын

Mafia 3, they scanned his body and it’s the full Diaz in the game

@austinedwards6716

5 жыл бұрын

I was about to say he is a perfect match for video game work old man monsters whatever it would sound baddass

@AcidicMentality

5 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN?! I'VE ALREADY SAID IT 3 TIMES COCK SUCKER! I AIN'T GONNA SAY IT NO MORE ALRIGHT! MAKE IT WORK 'CUZ THAT ALL YOU GET!"

@SuperCannibas420

5 жыл бұрын

dudes nasal cavity is probably gone from all the coke

At certain points during this podcast, Joey was so high, we needed Yoel Romero to translate.

@ATurbos

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@thehh5118

5 жыл бұрын

2:16

@thetraveledroad1

5 жыл бұрын

comment of the month

@thetraveledroad1

5 жыл бұрын

APE MAN no, he said not forget Jesus and the crowd thought he said not for gay Jesus

@apeman2035

5 жыл бұрын

You are right But I like being wrong

Hands down my favorite JRE episode! F'n love this guy. "Can a corn... Can of corn I'll be fine." "Somebody get me a diet coke!" Lmao

@syngencase9193

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

Joey has the memory of an ancient psychic tandem war elephant

@apeman2035

5 жыл бұрын

That is too creative For the comments section

@dennisthemenace855

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo W

@JamesExcell-InterJex

5 жыл бұрын

WORD.

@ACRProduction

5 жыл бұрын

Brick Tamland L M F A O

@paiengames548

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking mid sip on some water and read this....phone got sprayed lmao 😂😂😂😭😭👌🏻👌🏻

I am so entertained by the fact that he always calls Joe "Joe Rogan" XDDD

@chrispena8186

4 жыл бұрын

I like when he says "Lemme tell you somethin"

@Well-theres-that

4 жыл бұрын

Known each other 20+ years still lemme tell ya somethin joe rogan!! Great story coming

@lukem118

4 жыл бұрын

When he says "I can't wait for Joe Rogan to visit me" @ 1:31:30", I lol'd hard!

@castronatefit5754

4 жыл бұрын

Cause he’s a true gangster

@bobdillion440

4 жыл бұрын

Lily Lopez it’s a respect thing like calling your teachers mr green or mrs green

Could listen to these two anytime, usually tune in seeking a chuckle and always come out the other side learning some good shit somewhere. Thanks guys keep doing what you’re doing and god bless!

I always have to return to this podcast, joey diaz always makes my day better

@mnetzer6777

8 ай бұрын

I'm back here at 9/24/23 bro. I agree 💯

"He got high, and a crazy bird started talking to him". Joey Diaz: "Whuddya gonna do?"

@MrBlitzkrieg1991

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@ikushalot

4 жыл бұрын

ofcourse you fucking listen 😂

@connora9

4 жыл бұрын

Like it’s another day at the office hahahah

@Quantum3691

4 жыл бұрын

Ain't got no choice. 😂

I love listening to Joey Diaz explain the scene better than the actual movie. I would love to watch some 70s or 80s movies with Joey Diaz

@saedzarei6242

Жыл бұрын

it's called overstating the beauty/importance of something aka hyping. the movie isn't that interesting tbh

@mrsoum9135

Жыл бұрын

Goooodd calllll man hell yea

@RunNGunX

7 ай бұрын

@@saedzarei6242it’s called Spanish people just describe things better than whites

Joey Diaz is unbelievable! He always has the best stories!!!

We've all grown so much. I found myself thinking joe is wrong at least 10x in this Episode. I rarely feel that way hearing current episodes. Amazing how far back 2018 feels.

@MaliceFromDa4

Жыл бұрын

true

When you see smoke in the thumbnail, you know its finna be a banger.

@ghostazp3377

4 жыл бұрын

Finna

@snowman374th

4 жыл бұрын

Ignorance is a choice in America. I just don't understand why ignorance is the choice people make with ghetto mentalities and then bitch later in life, because they're in the ghetto. And most never get out because of making that choice. Don't you like respect? Dumb people are only respected by other dumb people. The world looks down upon the ignorant. Spelling better is the first step to gaining that respect. Speaking right is another. This is your world you're choosing. I hope you're not a kid. The future is empty if it is.

@brandona3939

4 жыл бұрын

Snowman374th huh

@snowman374th

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandona3939 where

@xatarskoftespie8844

4 жыл бұрын

Man when do they finally light that bitch

Joey “when he died i lost contact with him” Diaz

@sebastianalvarez226

3 жыл бұрын

this comment did it for me🤣

@DV-ld8gp

3 жыл бұрын

Omg you should’ve posted a time stamp 😂

@NathanSandersNDD

3 жыл бұрын

Confusingly spot on 😂😂

@Cloughbar

3 жыл бұрын

2:43:40

@j.p.foleyjr.6333

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

Just a pair of legends that we won’t ever experience ever again.

Joey's the kind of person you want Around you!! What a wonderful Guy 🇬🇧🇺🇲🙏🎄

JR: "he got high and a bird started talking to him" UncleJ: "whataya gunna do....?"

@brandonmccoy8891

3 жыл бұрын

I just posted this, but I said "man 10,000 comments, there's no way I'm the first dude to post this." I'm glad, it was fuckin hilarious

@LiMCRiMZ

3 жыл бұрын

I'll tell ya whatayagunnado, ya listen to the damn bird and go conquer some neighboring territories 😂

@lolitapetite1413

3 жыл бұрын

My favori

When a podcast starts with "The first man to smoke marijuana he was visited by a blue bird--" you know it's good.

@chrisgarcia8592

4 жыл бұрын

Anything with Joey Diaz it's gonna be good you undastand me? 😂

Joe is right about pads in sport. In NZ rugby is our sport and the players don't wear pads or helmets, you can still get hit hard but they dont go head on head colliding

I absolutely LOVED how joey got right into it LMAOOO

joe: "what happens when you eat expired edibles?" joey: "same thing that happens when you eat expired vicodin"

@samgarcia1606

4 жыл бұрын

What does happen?

@acos9274

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Garcia I had some that was like a few months old and I was blasted but I did eat the whole thing

@kevinjohnson7300

4 жыл бұрын

@@samgarcia1606 it's like they creep up on you. You take them and wait, then you think wow these must have lost their potency over time... Then BAM! they hit you out of no where

@VincentS988

4 жыл бұрын

Expired medicine still works. Sometimes the half life of the medication may not be as potent but you won’t die from it. I believe they have to put an expiration date for legality reasons.

@DirtSpud

4 жыл бұрын

I ate a medicated brownie that was like 2 months old. It turned into powder when i bit into it. About 30 mins after eating it i was mumbling and falling asleep lol still got high but it was powerful.

This man has unlimited stories

@wendel5868

5 жыл бұрын

Joe “I dont have any other guests” Rogan

@matthewerwin4677

5 жыл бұрын

Because he makes it up as he goes. He's full of shit.

@hmoneyp3521

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Erwin he just exaggerates like everybody. If you live through your phone you won't have shit for stories

@pauldigga5419

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Erwin thank you lord someone else pointed it out. There are so many people that have swallowed the hook. Diaz is the king of bullshitters

@pauldigga5419

5 жыл бұрын

am 1 don’t believe everything your told. Try having an open mind. You’ve never thought listening to Joey talk “man, that seems like bullshit”?

Joe Rogans greatest gift to us mere mortals is Joey Diaz! What a treasure.

19:42 joey with his hands up 😂

I think Diaz is actually under the impression that Joe's first name is "Jorogan".... imagine him thinking he's actually just thinking he's calling him by his first name "Jorogan"

@dannyb20vtec28

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@richierich62697

3 жыл бұрын

Nope. 4:07

@sidneyshaw1608

3 жыл бұрын

@@richierich62697 He called him Mr. Rogan, therefore he thinks his name is Jorogan Rogan

@wendellwalter2865

3 жыл бұрын

@@sidneyshaw1608 thats it, you convince me.

@philipcampana8422

3 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious hahaha

Joey's laugh sounds like you're trying to cold start a lawn mower that's been sitting in the shed for 6 months

@tidepride86

3 жыл бұрын

While underwater

@Here2shtpst

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 🤣

@balmuhanna7953

3 жыл бұрын

Nikolas lima myCnhbv

@Johnny1.0

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@darekklich4267

3 жыл бұрын

2.5 hours in "so, whats been up with you?"-- true friends

I can't help but chuckle every time Joey says Joe Rogan!! He calls everyone by their whole Name.

“It’s the 4th of July - get your shit together” I’m totally using that 🇺🇸

2:27:25 - *joey Diaz a couple hours into conversations* “it’s great to see you how you been?”

@matthewwilson1981

3 жыл бұрын

Its a statement. People who insinuate I can't tell someone it's good to see them halfway into our convo, are people I'll fight. American I assume?

@traor.e8110

3 жыл бұрын

MATTHEW wilson you sound incredibly insecure

@b00gyman1

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jessediaz1705

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewwilson1981 Autistic I assume?

@matthewwilson1981

3 жыл бұрын

@@traor.e8110 wat

Just came here to say that I usually get really depressed around my birthday, and this year has been a bit rough, but this podcast just really made my day. Thanks a lot to Joey and Joe! it means a lot.

@JaySalinas

5 жыл бұрын

Also thanks to Jamie; sound/production engineers don't get enough love!

@hollowsun2407

5 жыл бұрын

Hey dude, I know it's late but Happy Birthday.

@michaeljordan1637

5 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday bud

@MattMillwardUK

5 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday buddy

@the5stacys

5 жыл бұрын

A belated but sincere HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! You are the reason someone smiled today. 🤗

lmao @ (55:25) rogans reaction was priceless… “woah where’d u hear that” 😂

I never get bored of hearing the funny stories and the wisdom of Joey Diaz.

"It order of worst places you could ever be: 3. Hell 2. Delaware 1. Gary, Indiana" -Joey Diaz

@rawdawgg2386

4 жыл бұрын

Those are pure facts my guy. 100 percent correct information

@cesarordaz139

4 жыл бұрын

And Florida

@timsullivan5283

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck Gary, IN

@mitzzzeeeeee3416

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah Gary sucks!

@RMS5006

4 жыл бұрын

Stores, Connecticut

THE BEST RUN OF GUESTS

@wilfordbrimley1506

5 жыл бұрын

Hamilton ari Duncan and Joey all in one week this is the shit

@MEMESSOSTUPID

5 жыл бұрын

Wilford Brimley DONT forget Peterson

@CodysFavorites

5 жыл бұрын

Forreal all last week was so stacked. And now Joey. Great fucking run

@jon_13

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I to see, comments all agreeing and yeah fucken tremendous run of GUESS!

Gotta be my favorite episode tbh. Great to listen/watch while high or sober 😊

🤣😂 Joey's stories are so wild, love this guy!

Something I really respect about these two is how polite they are. I don't think there was a single time they spoke over or interrupted eachother this entire episode, when one of them talks they listen fully and add on afterwards. Rare these days sadly.

@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE

Жыл бұрын

yeahhh that's probably because of the shit they're smoking

@cutieboychase

Жыл бұрын

Uh .. okay

@OdintheGermanShepherd

Жыл бұрын

Unlike when Degrasse Tyson is on Rogan podcast.

@xxmojoxx2286

Жыл бұрын

@@OdintheGermanShepherd 😭😭😭😭

@ThiccBoiDaniel

Жыл бұрын

@@OdintheGermanShepherd or when Tom Segura and Brent Chrysler do 2 Bears 1 Cave. I don’t know how someone doesn’t just snap at someone that keeps interrupting them

They need to replace Alexa’s voice with Joey Diaz’s

@rowanmakesmemes7301

3 жыл бұрын

He finishes every sentence with. "Ya got it cocksuka?"

@randomdude8155

2 жыл бұрын

@@rowanmakesmemes7301 im okay with that

@kjensen6281

2 жыл бұрын

Todays forecast: Tremendous!

@b.elzebub9252

2 жыл бұрын

- ''Hey Joey, what's the weather going to be like today?'' - ''The weather? The fuck you know about weather cocksokka? Lemme tell you something about weather a'right? Winter of '81, when I was living in Bumfuck Ohio on Dingleberrystreet nr 41a, in that apartment with the neighbour with the juicy ass! She had a husband who would take hookers back to the garage and slap them around while she was making dinner. Lemmetellya. We had snow this one day you wouldn't believe. Massive pile-ups everywhere. But you couldn't get coke there, ya had to drive to the black guys house 10 miles down the road. You'd leave 100 dollahs on the porch and this squirrel would throw a baggy at your car cuz the guy didn't wanna come out no moah, so you had to make sure the window was open, right.'' - ''Ok.. Thank you, Joey.''

@user-gn4ts8jb7n

2 жыл бұрын

@@b.elzebub9252 hahahaha

I can listen to joey Diaz forever and enjoy the hell out of it man can he tell stories and joe rogan being right there to shoot the shit i love it

"The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it, he inhaled it" The best lines to start a pod!

Wow. Joey looks noticeably slimmer from the last time I saw him

@MadSolar

6 жыл бұрын

He's on that swiss kriss

@tucci06

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah I noticed that right away. You can also tell he's been training and not just dieting.

@StefanBorkenstein

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's cancer

@davidtang8904

5 жыл бұрын

He's back on the cocaine diet

@masonharvey5943

5 жыл бұрын

dtown902 fuck you clown

Joey's the uncle I wish I had

@numbaonekilla

5 жыл бұрын

16Mi Coco me too brother me too

@youngfruitzberlin9152

5 жыл бұрын

I have this uncle

@numbaonekilla

5 жыл бұрын

@youngfruitz we would love to meet him!

@keplix5225

5 жыл бұрын

SuperSonnyred I don’t have an uncle sadly

@numbaonekilla

5 жыл бұрын

Keplix im sorry your mother doesn’t have a brother

I got goosebumps with the fried chicken talk

Shoutout to the guy who controls the compression on Joey’s mic. Impressive work

1:12:00 "This silence brought to you by marijuana." -Joe Rogan I almost spit out my coffee laughing. Good save.

@nardohoward3535

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious lmao

@shireen2296

4 жыл бұрын

😂

Joey Diaz: whispers into microphone Me: *turns volume up* Joey Diaz: *loud mouth noises* ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

@BumpInTheNightTv_Official

4 жыл бұрын

This comment had me laughing lol

@sirwhitemeat9785

4 жыл бұрын

ahahah bro u same thing

@Jop278

4 жыл бұрын

Turn the king of dad noises

@isaacalberda250

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@TChalla616

4 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz has two levels.... whisper, or BALLS TO THE WALL!

Love joey chatting with joe

Never thought I’d learn about the nutritional value of bananas from Joey Diaz

I love how Joey said "my friend came to the show, you know, the friend I kidnapped" so casually