"I gotta work on myself, man." - Bill Burr for the past 12 years

@JNYC-gb1pp

5 жыл бұрын

I suspect he's repeating what his wife is telling him!

@anneb889

5 жыл бұрын

J NYC No, I think even years ago he used to say he had to work on his anger issues. Of course his anger probably helps fuel his routines, lol.

@jacobreuter

5 жыл бұрын

Why shit on him for trying to improve himself and be aware of it? Sounds like you could take the advice yourself.

@gowest8184

5 жыл бұрын

I can relate though....

@christophersonawane

5 жыл бұрын

It's a constant process

Joe: “At least we’re not drug addicts” Billing looking nervous into the void: “yeah I need to work on myself...”

@jl.7739

4 жыл бұрын

4chan Anon he talks a lot about being afraid of maybe being a alcoholic.

@timmcat

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! Exactly what I was thinking!

@rookyofficial

4 жыл бұрын

I saw the pause too lol

@wille7319

4 жыл бұрын

At that point he had been free from alcohol for a few months, and he still is sober to this day fyi. So he actually has worked on himself.

@skylerscott6051

4 жыл бұрын

J L. In his last podcast he said he’s been sober for a year

"Some of these celebrities and the names they're naming their kids" Elon Musk: hold my beer

@rymichaeldudeguy65

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 Was looking for this comment

@Aw3someOpZ

3 жыл бұрын

North West. Someone didnt take their meds that day.

@aliendude2875

3 жыл бұрын

for real elon's kid's name is stupid

@markmark5269

3 жыл бұрын

I just read the name, if you can call it that, what in the fuck? Elon needs a kick up the ass, he has to wear that name for at least the first 18 years of his life before he can change it legally. These moron parent just don't think, selfish cunts satisfying themselves. My first Wife wanted to name our first child a common nice name, but it would have rhymed stupidly with our surname. I'm not going to tell you my name, but would have been something like Micky Bicky ect.

@corneelmeyer7674

3 жыл бұрын

@@markmark5269 Coming from a guy named "Mark Mark"

When I was 7 I wanted to be Optimus Prime, I'm happy my parents didn't surgically implant chrome plates on me.

@thomasloveless4800

3 жыл бұрын

My son is 6, he wants to be an ice cream man for the benefit of consuming most of the product. I would probably er’ on the side of caution if he wanted a sex change and start hormone therapy.

@cudi9880

3 жыл бұрын

Its like when ur young and wanna work and McDonalds or a pizza place for the free food XD

@milton7763

3 жыл бұрын

@Dimitri Kr You don’t know that. You might have been the happiest truck in the world right now.

@TheMrk790

3 жыл бұрын

Well it is different with genderdisphoria, but the number of children who still strongly expresd this will after puberty is about 33%. This all makes scense, if one looks at the brains of these people. The brain of a trans woman is more like the brain of a woman, than the brain on a man. This difference between men and women is not as pronounced before puberty (not so visible for us at least). Puberty seems to 'fix' the brain in some regard. But thetis not enough for some brains.

@Caesar316

3 жыл бұрын

So...you're a robot in disguise? Lol

"Society has got me down man, putting me in a box, labelling me, restricting me, it's bullshit" -Sam, 2 year old

@defencebangladesh4068

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@mittag6326

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and the biggest irony is that in order to get rid of those "constricting gender norms" they put way more pressure and control over children than normal parents. Their medicine is worse than disease.

@markdouglas1601

4 жыл бұрын

Sam is such a binary conforming name you fuckin bigot

@notadoctorshh6544

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha good'un

@ShadeDraws

3 жыл бұрын

Two years old and already has two ex-wives and a drinking problem.

“They’re lucky we’re not drug addicts” Bill: *pauses* “y-yeaah”

@awhales

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@oliviadoughty1421

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhhahahaaahaaa

@mahirkanani2921

3 жыл бұрын

Bill : starts to rethink his whole life

@arisu7404

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAAHAHAH

@H1nted

3 жыл бұрын

Good old times, he has been clean (alcohol for a year now) getting cigars when the opportunity arises, you should check out his weekly podcasts, very honest guy

I was a teacher for years, and boys are more active and aggressive. That doesn't mean that a girl can't be those things, or a boy can't be quiet, but generally that doesn't happen often. Let's say in a preschool class of 20 children, you have 15 boys and 5 girls, because I was always given the boys, cause I knew how to deal with them. Within the 5 girls you have 4 princesses, and 1 tomboy. Within the 15 boys, you have 5 demo workers, 5 construction workers, 4 wrestlers, and 1 artist that is quiet. So out of the entire class of 20, you have 2 that don't fit the norm. Which, is usually how it goes. Also, the boys and girls don't really interplay all that much, unless they have to.

@nonbinaryDes

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot to mention the fact that their parents raised them that way. Kids like princesses because they're told to.

@Carnagefiend

4 жыл бұрын

@@nonbinaryDes There are ALWAYS outliers.

@zoegoodman6443

4 жыл бұрын

yeah but as long as we don't shame the tomboy or art bro and we let them do their thing its all good

@nonbinaryDes

4 жыл бұрын

@Overweight fair enough, though I also think it's a societal thing in addition to parents. Most people are adaptable (which is good) and act, think and feel based on peers and film and literally everything around you. There's no way to know for sure why we end up the way we are, it's a lot of things. But I think to claim strict genetics and that "I was born to love trucks/makeup" because of what's between your legs is just unrealistic. It ain't that black and white.

@mikerosoft1009

4 жыл бұрын

People can't force anyone to enjoy something, you gravitate naturally towards what you want. No one forces or teaches boys to Ruff around or for girls to be princesses and dress up.

"Women think that it's the way boys are being coached" Here i am, raised by a single mom, having anger issues and getting into fights all the time

@Tome13Eclipse

4 жыл бұрын

@Rancid Hummus Do boxing Helps me with my problems, guess will work for you too

@Tome13Eclipse

4 жыл бұрын

@Rancid Hummus Problem with Karate is that it's not realistic You can't hit the face and you have those blocking moves, Matrix kinda shit Jiu Jitsu and BJJ are very good to, if not the best, couple it with some boxing/muay thai and you can basically fuck up anyone trynna fuck with you

@harburgsharburgs3286

4 жыл бұрын

Boys and men that were raised without a father actually tend to be MORE aggressive.

@AzayBae

4 жыл бұрын

harburgs harburgs can confirm. Until I got older I was an angry kid. Though some fathers just make things worse. Unfortunately, my mother wasn’t much better for a long time.

@justinwilkins6775

4 жыл бұрын

Single moms are dream killers and boys raised by them should have a tattoo so we can check when we hire them

Bill Burr dressing like a Slavic overlord my guy.

@pandawarriah

5 жыл бұрын

Slavs wear fake adidas.

@freespeechordeath7826

5 жыл бұрын

Close. He's got the tracksuit but missing a v-neck or wife beater t-shirt and a gold necklace resting on some chesthair.. Had that he'd be OG russian mobster all day..

@agentrogue6208

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂😂😂

@christianvaclavic9574

4 жыл бұрын

@@freespeechordeath7826 We Slavs have some thick chest hair...

@artemk2853

4 жыл бұрын

pandawarriah that was only true in the nineties.

Got 3 boys under 5. They break everything. And everything is a gun.

@AllknowingUnknown

5 жыл бұрын

As a kid everything was a light sabre...and STILL is 😂😂😂

@shanena5322

5 жыл бұрын

@@AllknowingUnknown back in the day if you gave a boy a flashlight and he didn't make a light saber noise.... that boy was probably gay. 😅

@stevetoth7136

5 жыл бұрын

Well stop having the stockpile in the same room as your kids room Koresh and go and buy them an outdoor basketball hoop or something.. My parents made that mistake too and my friend got shot. When his dad found out I did it in 3 shots actually, but they were all at 500 feet with a tight grouping, he said "I wish you were my son, my kid cant hit the broadside.of the barn"............. So ya know after we dropped off the flowers in.the cemetary now I have two dads. But not everyone is as lucky as me ya know

@OrchidEleven

5 жыл бұрын

that's entirely your fault as the parent, how could you not realise that? obsessed with guns already because that's what you and your husband talk about and you let your shit USA TV brainwash them all day

@GoddessAhri

4 жыл бұрын

My son picked up a hanger at VictoriasSecret, brandished it, announced he had found himself a new ninja weapon. It’s literally everything

Bill made a very legit point with girls being socially aggressive while boys are physically aggressive. It's a pretty well established theory. P.S. The pause after, "This is Folding Chair Johnson," killed me.

@danthemann7

2 жыл бұрын

i never even thought of that tbh. It makes sense too now y girls have more drama

@redbaron5308

2 жыл бұрын

4:28 That pause was hilarious

@arminius6506

2 жыл бұрын

@@danthemann7 you'll know when you'll get into some kind of long term conflict with any girl, they'll destroy your reputation and you'll have no Idea.

@thepagecollective

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. The consensus science for decades has been clear: girls and boys are different at birth. Eleanor Emmons Maccoby, a distinguished psychologist and a pioneer in the field of gender studies who was the first woman to head the Stanford University psychology department, writes that girls seek out other girls and they teach each other how to be girls. Parents and society have nothing to do with it. Same as boys. Her books, "The Psychology of Sex Differences” (1974) and “The Two Sexes: Growing Up Apart, Coming Together” (1998) spell it all out.

@flavourruling2162

2 жыл бұрын

I learned that young, I saw the girls doing that because I never clicked with guys. I wanted to, but got bullied for some fuckin reason so stayed away from groups and did sports on my own to the extent that you can. It pays to be physically and socially aggressive, it gives you a look into both worlds and it makes me a better people person as a result.

I remember taking my girls to a boy's birthday party when they were 2 and 4 as the only two girls. They gave the kids water guns for a backyard water fight which we encouraged the girls to get into, but instead they used the water guns to water some flowers along the fence. We actively encouraged them to participate but they were drawn to this nurturing aspect of tending to these flowers.

@elfidge1

2 жыл бұрын

The people making statements around society and gender are clearly not parents themselves

@jamesdillonmccracken

2 жыл бұрын

That's adorable lol

@dalaanibombina8822

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooooo 🤣 @ the watering the flowers bit.

@bearwitty9690

2 жыл бұрын

@@elfidge1 unfortunately some of them already are - or will be. Here's another scary thought: less intelligent people tend to have more kids _we can't stop the dumb, the dumb is inetivable._

@yasminevine

2 жыл бұрын

Oh that's so cute💕💕💖

"Sell the house, burn some sage" I really felt that one lmao

@seththomas9105

4 жыл бұрын

@Mike Knight Got that shit right, found out from experience.

@LitoGeorge

4 жыл бұрын

@@seththomas9105 Amen. Found that out by experience too. Absolutely ruthless, cold hearted, pre planned and devious above all else. And I am likely thousands of miles away from where you live.

@Infinityflow0

4 жыл бұрын

@@LitoGeorge really? Damn. From my experience, I found that its pretty difficult for them to let go. Huh

@LitoGeorge

4 жыл бұрын

@@Infinityflow0well, there are female stalkers. Maybe you chose one. But the rest: when your utility runs out, they move on like moving one hydro company to another - a bit of paperwork and boom! - new power supply and now we're happy again, ensconced with whatever they need. You? You and the whole experience is filed in Chapter 13 baby.

@oscarsalazar3604

3 жыл бұрын

2020 = facts are hate speech , lies are love.

My friend complained about women being held back by gender assumptions with toys.....he then bought his two year old girl a mini kitchen....oh how I laughed

@danfc3s

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha... If everyone stopped giving Muslims religious freedom the world would be better off...

@redfernplaya5603

5 жыл бұрын

Soul Chicken thing is the muslims of China are not really in China they have lived for thousands of years in east Turkestan, Which China took over same as Tibet.

@redfernplaya5603

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph McDermott yes it very far away from major Chinese cities, China have had to entice the han Chinese to move there, so to make the uggars a minority in their own “state”

@redfernplaya5603

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph McDermott sad state when a invaded and oppressed people are seen as the bad guys

@Wazzup365

5 жыл бұрын

Hello, Irony called; they want their epitome back.

4:28 "This is Folding Chair Johnson." This guy kills me.

“Women don’t like when you collect” Tell that to my wife. If she crams any more shit into this place, she’s gonna push our kid right out the window

@larrywexner4163

2 жыл бұрын

oh its ok if they collect. just not if u do it lol

@fyemusicplug6486

2 жыл бұрын

@@larrywexner4163 precise

Folding Chair Johnson sounds like a Rick and Morty character! 😂

@motoefour7560

4 жыл бұрын

You're close. He's not in the show, but he is the uncle of Ants in my Eyes Johnson.

@justinhopkins7703

4 жыл бұрын

Scififan9000 :P white people. No black people. And hispanic on half😂

@rookyofficial

4 жыл бұрын

Scififan9000 :P it does! Lol

@patrickknight290

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to go with, a character from the animated version of "The Tick". Chairface Chippendale's cousin. ;)

@megauser8512

4 жыл бұрын

You're right! 😂😂😂

"If you don't think about it, they'll remind you of it". Truer words never spoken.

@megauser8512

4 жыл бұрын

Yep!

@Tecolote41

3 жыл бұрын

Just like race. I don’t know how they think about it 24/7, among other things.

@dougrobertson1434

2 жыл бұрын

True

I didn't raise every kid but for my kids they both had access to toys for both genders and my boy went for weapons and my girl went for baby dolls. People just can't choke it down that we have preprogrammed behavior just like any other animal.

@painttrail

3 жыл бұрын

But are people able to choke down that not everyone fits the biological standard? That if a person's inner biological instinct is to gravitate towards more feminine/masculine based interests, it has something to do with a change in dna? Thousands of years ago men did the heavy lifting and hunting ect. and women did the gathering, crafting, and made jewelry. After the last about 1000 years or so men became actors and poets and models while women ended up usually doing the same things; chores, yard maintenance, laundry. As the modern era has risen men and women's jobs have mixed, with men integrating to female work first. That is probably why you see more MtF transgenders as opposed to FtM. Male dna has had a longer amount of time to transition to female brain patterns.

@painttrail

3 жыл бұрын

I do also believe that what society causes is the idea a child has of wearing a dress means they must be a girl or playing in mud means they are a boy. As a male myself, i grew up with a doll for no other reason than i wanted to be a dad when i grew up (i thought it was a profession). In my teens i got into makeup as well. I even had a time where i was confused about why i did those things? And thats what society caused. My confusion. Why should i as a boy feel weird doing makeup? Is it FOR GIRLS? or is it MOSTLY USED BY GIRLS. see where im goin?

@dcgregorya5434

3 жыл бұрын

@@painttrail No one said "everyone". Thats a straw man. All animals have natural behaviors and all animals have individuals who behave differently. If every single person must exhibit a behavior for it to be recognized as natural then its a wonder anything survives long enough to reproduce.

@painttrail

3 жыл бұрын

@@dcgregorya5434 not every human needs to exhibit a certain behaviour for it to be natural is what youre saying right?

@dcgregorya5434

3 жыл бұрын

@@painttrail You don't have to pretend that typical behaviors don't exist to not feel shame at not having a typical behavior. There are typical behaviors and it doesn't matter if you line up with them or not. This to me is the heart of the issue, people have this need to pretend a boy liking a toy sword is created by society when it isn't but obviously neither does it say any awful thing about a boy who doesn't like a toy sword. The idea its good or bad are whats artificial.

I gave my 3 year old son a baby doll to practice for when his sister came...he launched it like a rocket, same year took the pine cones of my Christmas tree and threw them like grenades....he never watched anything like that either at this point 🙃🤣

@MrJimheeren

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha. My mum had some barbies from her youth and the only thing I did was getting all the clothes of

"This is Folding Chair Johnson" 🤣🤣🤣

@madisonschmid2010

4 жыл бұрын

North West, this is Folding Chair Johnson. I want you guys to go play and don't be mean to Chicago and Blu.

@terrasquad1134

4 жыл бұрын

I cracked up at that. Joe jus disregarded it

@crashstitches79

4 жыл бұрын

Possibly a play on Blanket Jackson

@XDKX101

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO that killed me

@Fais-pas-le-fou467

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

“Sell the house! Burn some sage! That was interesting.”

@rookyofficial

4 жыл бұрын

Jon Adams 10/10 accurate

@davidmalachi3786

4 жыл бұрын

It be like dat tho.

@parrogakaparadise9477

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@aatiti2011

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

This topic is what I wish George Carlin was alive for.

@jacobs6456

3 жыл бұрын

He would have said do whatever the fuck you want and mind your own damn business.

@screwmuckduck8905

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobs6456 he would still take a side and blast the people obviously insane.

@Tom-vx7xm

3 жыл бұрын

@@screwmuckduck8905 lol no, he would "blast" you :p Why do you care if somone thinks they are a man or a woman or whatever?

@screwmuckduck8905

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tom-vx7xm actually I don’t. Not anymore. And no, he does blast insane people.

@Tom-vx7xm

3 жыл бұрын

@Jordan Spencer sorry what? Who is forcing kids to change gender?

Bill Burr's story about the boy destroying the chair had me laughing because it reminds me of his stand up when he's talking about crushing this ladies donuts for no reason.

Gad Saad in fact is pronounced Jad Sa'ad, ironically Sa'ad in Lebanese means happiness :D

@dustbrum3607

5 жыл бұрын

I can't dispute the last name, but if Gad refers to himself as the "Gad-father" then couldn't we agree that his name is pronounced with a "G" not a "J"?

@bilalnajjar903

5 жыл бұрын

@@dustbrum3607 that's a valid point. But I know a lot of Lebanese (being Lebanese myself) who change how their names are pronounced in the US for example Houssam becomes Sam, Mohammad becomes Moe and many more.. that could explain the first name. Maybe...

@dustbrum3607

5 жыл бұрын

@@bilalnajjar903 I understand the name change for ease of communication. Only problem with that would be "Gad" isn't exactly a normal/popular name to use. I think the only ones who really know the truth are his parents :)

@ALeaud

5 жыл бұрын

He's Jewish but his family is originally from Lebanon. He's a Lebanese Jew.

@roch8593

5 жыл бұрын

@@bilalnajjar903 he could be both

2020 = facts are hate speech , lies are love.

@TheHigherVoltage

4 жыл бұрын

It's been like that since the invention of politics and religion.

@o______-

4 жыл бұрын

The ignorant never want you to rip them from their bliss

@marcelmontezuma2426

4 жыл бұрын

Eliyah Walker everyone hail the Big Brother!

@nayrtnartsipacify

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know what a whole year is about before the year started? Maybe this is the year sjws have a good look at how stupid theyve been and change thier ways.

@cavemanlovesmoke4394

4 жыл бұрын

Get a room

When I was 4, I thought I was a t-rex, I’m glad my parents didn’t glue claws and teeth to me

@VespoLiveGaming

3 жыл бұрын

When I was 7 I thought I was s jedi. I demand my robes and lightsaber damnit.

@jacobgarz8970

3 жыл бұрын

@@VespoLiveGaming give me my fucking lightsaber

“Don’t you remember school. Don’t you remember how mean kids are”

@5pecialFX

2 жыл бұрын

You’re missing some question marks there.

Here's why Bill Burr is an outstanding comedian: He does not give TWO FUCKS about what people think of him because of how he thinks or what he says... More people should operate like that.

@cutepool3393

5 жыл бұрын

i think a pedophile should care about how people think about him. if society doesnt like you its not an automatic society is wrong situation

@westworld509

5 жыл бұрын

He's not funny though. He sounds bitter mate. He hates A LOT of things. Lol

@louismerrill3071

4 жыл бұрын

@@westworld509 but thats exactly why he's funny. His persona on stage is a pessimistic guy who has funny negative views about the world. Same reason why George Carlin is funny.

@mgottpt

4 жыл бұрын

Lots of people operate like this. But because they don't structure the thoughts in funny ways we call them crazy.

@jimpickens4

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah except from his wife, who pretty much lords over him.

“Folding Chair Johnson” 😂😂😂

I remember the stories about me as a baby. As soon as I started walking, I got the hang of running. I ran all the time. Hell, I can even tilt my head to avoid hitting something while I was running. They didn’t put me in a play pen or whatever is the glorified version of a crib. I was just locked in the bedroom to keep me from running around.

"THIS IS FOLDING CHAIR JOHNSON"

I’ll never forget when my 1st son was 4 - everyone in our neighborhood seemed to have baby girls - we are invited to a little girl’s birthday party ... all the moms were sitting on a blanket with their sweet little dress-wearing girls playing tea party, for an hour .... I watched my son run rings around the blanket, then run up their stairs, then try to jump from the stairway a few feet, etc etc etc .... my extra babyweight was long gone and all the moms laughed that they knew why .....

@ineedhoez

4 жыл бұрын

But dude. Do you see how sick we are? All that gendered princess tea party crap we shove down our daughter's throats? Then we make them think they are boys if they don't want to do that shit!!

@dethmaul

3 жыл бұрын

Why you letting your boy run around and jump across someone's house like an animal? Take that shit outside.

@why3011

3 жыл бұрын

@@dethmaul you're the only one who had a problem with it, Karen.

@DylanJo123

3 жыл бұрын

@@why3011 lmao, you tell em

@shawnjames3242

3 жыл бұрын

@@ineedhoez some girls do like playing with all that stuff although men and boys think are stupid.

“This is Folding Chair Johnson” lmao

“This is Folding-chair Johnson” I have no idea why I laughed so hard at that 😂

looks like bill burr went to russia

@KalElKryptonsFinest

5 жыл бұрын

All.day.i.dream.about.sex.

@pts5217

5 жыл бұрын

RoundFace Hilarious

@fieldsandfriends7144

5 жыл бұрын

RoundFace best comment ever 😂😂😂😂

@VincentGonzalezVeg

5 жыл бұрын

Gopnik squat

@mattduin7144

5 жыл бұрын

Part of the squatting slavs in tracksuits

“This is folding chair Johnson” 🤣🤣🤣 I actually fell out of my chair

@supertrashman0238

4 жыл бұрын

Was it by chance... A folding chair? 🤔

“Folding chair Johnson” I’m ducking dead

"Our last name is Saad, why would you name me Gad?!" oh my god 😭😭😭

"This is Folding Chair Johnson"...I can't breathe

@eliasmanriquez7620

4 жыл бұрын

Yo I fucking lost it 😂😂😂

@barbaragoode9436

3 жыл бұрын

Someone will hear that and love it, I promise you. I mean, fing BLANKET Jackson??? Seriously?

I fuckin love bill burr he’s so upfront and honest and he’s always on point with the comebacks and lines 😂😂🔥

""Saad means something else, different language" Actually means the opposite of sad, it means happiness. And pronounced differently

When I was 6 I used to play with my sisters dolls, then just naturally gravitated over to football and now football is my life. I had nobody in my life to influence that change.

Gad Saad may rhyme, but Douglas MacArthur named his son Arthur MacArthur. Top that!

@Pal.Cockrum

5 жыл бұрын

Allan Peda I went to school with a kid called Marcus Farkas his parents were Hungarian migrants.

@tonydiaz9458

5 жыл бұрын

@CharlieTyler JesseLaika...ever hear of a guy named mario mario??? he has a brother named luigi mario, they r plummers

@lnorth3560

5 жыл бұрын

Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl.

@lankyeric

5 жыл бұрын

I knew a guy named Bill Williams. I didn't know it at the time but bill is short for William. So his name is William Williams. There, I beat it... or bill w beat it...... poor guy, but at least he was rich.

@jimgritty7064

5 жыл бұрын

Kimbo had like three kids all named Kevin.

Bill Burr is observant. His analysis with little girls breaking down little boys is a testimony of how observant he is, it shows in his art as well.

Joe's nervous laughter when he cannot comprehend Bill's brilliant idea about boys vs girls.

4:28 "This is folding chair johnson" I'm dead lmao

@robfab5204

3 жыл бұрын

Same

“This is folding chair Johnson.” I fucking lost it sitting in my office by myself 😂😂😂

Women don’t like when you collect things True, my ex tried to get me to well one of my guitars so we could pay for (read that as I could pay for) a holiday together. Apparently 4 is too many. Her 36 strong shoe collection though... that’s not too many..?

@rookyofficial

4 жыл бұрын

shugo541 please god tell me you didn’t sell it

@Shinobits

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing could be said for money. I had a rough patch a while back and my ex kept complaining that I couldn't get work. Then I finally got out of it (not thanks to her inexistent support) and I started getting way more money than her in no time. Guess what ? She got fucking jealous over it and gave me shit. I swear man.

@Rudgged

4 жыл бұрын

Shinobits They want you to get more, while having less. Women are minimum 4/10 crazy.

@usamazahid5641

4 жыл бұрын

That's why you axed her

@iancasleton1777

4 жыл бұрын

Nice wkuk pic. You got a gallon of pcp?

JRE and Bill: talking about boys going wild while girls are being observative Me as a kid: Literally acted as the combat medic in some made up WW2 scenario by some ridge. . . I miss those times. . .

@neonmaple5259

3 жыл бұрын

@sean vougue Lol. It was fun. Its this stigma that girls can't take part in equally extreme events. I didn't really think what Joe and Bill said was 100% true but common

@riamn1439

3 жыл бұрын

@@neonmaple5259 Right.Also it's just some things are more common for a specific gender but not compulsory.Most guys will say women are delusional and gender is in DNA but then complain how femine things women do irritates them.

"Hello, I'm FoldingChair Johnson!"

Joe “Here is the deal though” Rogan

@Rickai85

5 жыл бұрын

"Here's the thing"

@tyuy100

5 жыл бұрын

Can anyone explain the origin of this meme please?

@louisdelarampe2319

5 жыл бұрын

@@tyuy100 I think it's from =3 back when Ray William Johnson was still in the youtube game. "Here is the deal though= here is the dildo"

@youwhatmadeidk

5 жыл бұрын

Here’s the scoop

@fairlyagile

5 жыл бұрын

chitransh lot every video I look for these!

Let kids be kids unless they get out of line, in which case good parenting needs to be implemented. But at no point should adult issues and adult politics be brought into their lives until they are old enough to actually need to deal with it.

When I was a little girl I had a fight with a boy my same age. It was short and I managed to end it somewhat even. However, I remember the pain I felt on my chest. I got really sad because I thought I’d get cancer from that hit and decided that if I made it, I would never fight with a boy ever again. Of course I didn’t get sick but I kept my resolution and learned to solve arguments or just walk away.

@marcopolo6944

2 жыл бұрын

Haha that's cute and hilarious actually

@ARuiz-eu3hk

2 жыл бұрын

But hey! From where you we're as a little girl. You can put up a nice scrapping thou.

@yasminevine

2 жыл бұрын

Awww ❤️

Bill Burr & Dave Chapelle: the 2 greatest comedians in the last 50 years.

@Kor1134

4 жыл бұрын

Really?! You're just going to pretend George Carlin, Bill Hicks, and Richard Pryor didn't exist within the last 50 years?! Mighty ignorant of you.

@abishekshady7524

3 жыл бұрын

Patrice o’niel the literal fucking best

@bigkuntry8446

Жыл бұрын

Chris rock Martin Lawrence Kevin Hart can just go on and on with the list of great comdiens in past 50 there definitely in the top 10 but top 2 another discussion

“marrying an 8 year old”? *FBI open up*

@elijah5415

5 жыл бұрын

Naw it's legal someplaces even in us

@boulderthefat154

5 жыл бұрын

@@elijah5415 greatest country in the world huh? Nasty

@theallmikeyshow7220

5 жыл бұрын

they saying their wives married an eight year old, as in they haven't grown up

@theboard3476

5 жыл бұрын

The All Mikey Show exactly. How anyone got the impression that they were referring to their wives as 8 year olds is beyond me

@theallmikeyshow7220

5 жыл бұрын

@@theboard3476 ikr

As a husband and father of 4 boys this hit really close to home. Lol....loved it

Got a niece of 4 and a 14 month son. The only on that me and my wife are constantly actually discouraging to do all the potentialy dangerous shit he seems to gravitate to is my son, his boyish behaviour is in no way encouraged and he has being like it since he could move around. First thing he did when he could crawl was clime the stairs first chance he got. By comparison my niece wouldn't even attempt stairs untill she was nearly 3.

“This is folding chair johnson” Lmmaaaooo

Aviation ethics class: why are there not more women pilots? Student: they all joined the nursing program. Edit: also my college is aviation, health, and education all under the same dean. Aviation is about 95 percent men. The other two are 99 percent women.

@Earthad23

5 жыл бұрын

Laramie Frank because they don’t see enough female pilots in movies ....

@georgemorataya2955

5 жыл бұрын

There is a great pod cast about why more females are nurses that I can’t think of right now lol

@haon6552

5 жыл бұрын

Parkway Doctor XD

@bezzarguy

5 жыл бұрын

What do you call a woman pilot?........... A woman! you mysoginist bastard.

@LasYuyu

5 жыл бұрын

There are women in The Aviation Industry, and even though there are not the majority, little by little the women participation is growing!

“This is Folding Chair Johnson.” That’s freaking hilarious.

"this is folding chair johnson" lmaooo

Wife: Where ya gonna put that? Me: Next to your 100 pair of shoes.

The way Bill Burr interprets the world is perfect. If you can't appreciate his humor there is something seriously wrong with you.

"They're lucky we're not drug addicts" --Joe 'drug addict' Rogan

@joaquinphoenixkingofvegans1936

4 жыл бұрын

Alphamale Brain Force injections and 6×10^100000000mg edibles aren't drugs, brah.

@yoooyoyooo

4 жыл бұрын

@@joaquinphoenixkingofvegans1936 what are they? food?

@MrPlooky

4 жыл бұрын

@@yoooyoyooo herbs are food

@-grizzly-4224

4 жыл бұрын

Have u ever tried DMT

Man seeing two bald men in one room is making me more comfortable bout my hair situation thanks joe 🙏🏽 😊

Bill “blyat man” burr.

I have 3 boys and 1 girl, I totally agree with these guys. I never forced my kids to be their gender. My daughter was born girly. She has always had her very girly personality and my boys have been the same. My son one year for x-mas wanted a baby doll to take care of so I got him one. He played with it a little bit went back to his boy toys. I never forced him to be a boy, I can see some parents swaying their kids toward a different gender though. Kinda like if my son wanted a doll and I all of a sudden get him only dolls and tell him, “It’s ok if you are a girl”.you start to confuse them and they start thinking I am blah blah blah. There isn’t anything wrong with boys being boyish and girls acting girly.

"This is Foldingchair Johnson" - Burr, B (2019)

@averyporter6745

4 жыл бұрын

This didn't come out in 2019

@subibosa8243

4 жыл бұрын

@@averyporter6745 so what?

Nothing beats Bill Burr on podcasts.....bloody hilarious...cheers from Australia...

The only "girls toy" that I wanted as a kid was an Easy Bake Oven solely for the purpose of eating however many cookies I wanted without needing to ask my parents. I think they were wise to it because they never did buy it for me.

My wife & I decided to let our 2 sons to pick the toys they wanted to play with when we introduced them to a mixed sort of toys. Each one ALWAYS went for a construction vehicle of some sort first. The Polly Pockets got played with too but after they were done with crashing & racing

@EvolianTiger

5 жыл бұрын

This sounds too cute

@weizenobstmusli8232

5 жыл бұрын

Do they watch TV? Because TV is full of alike examples. I am allways shocked about whole behaviors my niche copies from TV.

@mrpy4389

5 жыл бұрын

I got two girls. It has never been difficult to tell what they're into when we play. I've also tried getting them to play with stuff i find more fun, and they might try it out. But in the end, if it's not fun, they won't play. And they're reaally girly girls so it's all dolls and playing cats :/ From what i can tell, it's totally preprogrammed.

@weizenobstmusli8232

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrpy4389 , like I said, TV is full of examples. My niche watches horse farm cartoons, she likes playing with horses. The question is, if we expose boys and girls to the same knowledge and similar behaviours.

@mrpy4389

5 жыл бұрын

@@weizenobstmusli8232 i agree that they copy stuff from tv but i really don't think tv shapes their interests. It feels like it's already there beforehand. No science to back that up, just the impression i've gotten from my own experience.

Bill Burr over here dressed like Noho Hank.

@magicargo1232

4 жыл бұрын

50/50 crystoball

When you’re a young guy there’s no greater feeling than being aimlessly reckless

Was raised in a very open minded house. Mom and Dad are teacher and scientist, both lean super left. Never forced any roles on my sister and I. I always gravitated towards the swords, guns, and vehicular toys. My sister wanted make up and dolls. When we’d watch movies or shows, I was captivated by every incarnation of good vs evil, where the heroes physically destroyed the bad guys (Beast Wars, Star Wars, Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers), and my sister was into character stories with interpersonal drama and focus on how plot points made the characters feel emotionally. It’s an anecdote, I get that. But it was literally 100% of my childhood. And at school, it applied to roughly 85-95% of the boys and girls, which drove how we compartmentalized into social groups. The one girl that hung out with my group of boys in 4th grade, was such an athletic tomboy that got bored with girly shit. 🤷🏽‍♂️

4:49 is when they start talking about the subject in the title.

I remember two different fathers (different occasions) that scolded me and their young sons because we were being artsy and creative, saying they didn't want them to be girly and gay. Art is just art and has nothing to do with your gender or sexual attraction. They just made the boys cry and feel awful and they were aggressive towards me as well. So yeah, sometimes kids are being raised wrong.

@Rudgged

4 жыл бұрын

Or eventually you see your parent(s) are full of themselves and live your own life

@DenerWitt

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, of course. Its not every parent that nails parenting. Still, if your kids are or arent into artsy things this doesnt mean they are right or wrong. They are just kids. And I dont understand why would someone not expect kids to like arts. Children love to make a mess.

@nielsnielsen9013

4 жыл бұрын

thank you feminzing men !! just what we need in kindergarten. Later education isn't doing a good enough job.

@theonewhotripped2269

4 жыл бұрын

niels nielsen Thanks Niel for exemplifying the problem!

@GutsmanLoL

4 жыл бұрын

What a gay comment

When a comedian can make a comedian laugh, that’s how you know you make it.

4:23 sample is there

Folding Chair Johnson hahaha

@bflex89

5 жыл бұрын

Class. Seems like most people missed that

@PuffTheMagicHobo

5 жыл бұрын

I died

@rykielbeya8699

5 жыл бұрын

Real tears 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

@Petergonzalezcomedy

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Bell joe also missed it

I just love how there's no way to end these clips without brutally cutting Bill off. Guy just keeps going

My daughter and nephew is 6 months apart with my daughter being older. Both are only children so we kept them together often... they were raised like siblings ya know. Around each other everyday. From a young age, I noticed my nephew was timid and girly and my daughter is adventurous and fearless. They're 8 now, but they still act the same. Hes weak and timid, my daughter is still fearless. So idk. So far, they're both acting opposite of what society would say aligns with their gender. I guess it wouldn't hurt to mention that my sister in law babies my nephew, while my husband and I dont baby our daughter. If she fall, she better get back up. If you're not bleeding profusely, you better not be crying. And you can see the results. My nephews cries over everything, while my daughter is just ready to take on the world.

@jwinter6105

Жыл бұрын

I agree with this much more than the "biological" argument. Although I agree biology may play somewhat of a role, I have noticed waaaaay too many exceptions such as yours to be able to believe that males and females innately are that different in their aggression levels, etc. And I don't even care about "studies" b/c, unless the kids were raised in a bubble with absolutely no exposure to culture, society, media, and their parents gender prejudices and expectations, we don't actually know why the differences are there.

@arnavnandedkar3080

Жыл бұрын

@@jwinter6105 you do agree that biology plays somewhat of a role. How many exceptions have you seen?100,200,1000 There are more than 20 million people who are lgbt in USA in 2022. That is approximately 7 percent of the american population.The rest of the 310 million people are straight. 20 million people are a lot but compared to 310 million people, it's very small. (Please dont say that there's a secret agenda by the white male patriarchy to only have straight people and not gay people LOL 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂) Same with your comments regarding gendered behaviour in kids. Boys generally will show masculine behaviour and Girls generally will show feminine behaviour. Of course there are exceptions, but that's not the norm and it is biological not social. All the studies show the same results in behaviour between boys (masculine behaviour) and girls (feminine behaviour) Social scientists did the same study among monkeys and chimpanzees with their toy preferences and the results were same as human children.

@arnavnandedkar3080

Жыл бұрын

@@jwinter6105 I actually have proof that biology plays a part in gender differences between boys and girls There's a video in BBC where people gave monkeys different types of toys. The male monkeys chose boy toys and the female monkeys chose girl toys. There are multiple studies like this among other primates as well and all have the same results. This clearly proves that it is biological and not social in monkeys, chimps, baboons, etc. We happen to be related to these primates and human studies show the same result as well. It is biological, not social.

@dewolf123

10 ай бұрын

​@@jwinter6105The science literally tells you why it's there. And you answered the other half of that question too

That RV in the beginning looked like the urban assault vehicle in the movie Stripes. 😂😂🤣

@itsjustthemo

4 жыл бұрын

I got Ben 10 Rust Bucket vibes

F for family on Netflix is so funny.

The whole theybies thing is RIDICULOUS. So sad

@emboe001

4 жыл бұрын

Gad sad.

Saad in arabic sound a liiiiittle bit like the american version, like in the "aa" part there's some sort of pressure on the vowels. It means happy in some sense, means also good fortune in some other contexts.

"Folding Chair Johnson" LMAO

"Folding-Chair Johnson" I literally laughed for 5 min straight.

3:51 Fun fact: In arabic, the name Saad means Happy!

1:54 that inner voice in Bills head saying: Don't know if plural is the best choice on this one :D ;)

I like how he said he's a good guy before Bill clawed onto him. Lol

Gad is a biblical name, one of the 12 sons of Jacob. Saad isn't pronounced "Sad" but Sa-ad (like Suh-ad), and it means "aid" or "assistance". Idk if that's the same meaning in Arabic but at least that's how it's like in Hebrew.

@frostanimations9842

4 жыл бұрын

Still ryhmes

@LitoGeorge

4 жыл бұрын

@@frostanimations9842 Americans. Navelgazing uneducated know it alls Isn't it obvious that Saad is not pronounced SAD? Sad.

@GyzelE

4 жыл бұрын

@@LitoGeorge You typed a sentence fragment, you arrogant piece of shit. The correct version of your post would be: Americans *are* navel-gazing, uneducated know-it-alls. Isn't it obvious that Saad isn't pronounced _sad_ ? Sad.

@GyzelE

4 жыл бұрын

@@LitoGeorge Therefore, you should curb your narcissism, douchebag. Fuck you, George.

@arabianhighlander4160

4 жыл бұрын

Saad is an Arabic name it means happy

"this is folding chair johnson" LOL!

This is one of my favorite Interviews. Bill Burr is such a funny character. Where do I find the whole show

@innerdescent8210

3 жыл бұрын

Spotify

"This Is Folding Chair Johnson" 🤣👌🏼

Unless the society is interviewed on JRE

I remember listening to this and Just when Joe was going to go into something really cool that Gad Saad said about the dynamics of human relationships, Bill gets caught up on his name and they never got back to it. I was upset lol!

as a woman i love how honest you guys are and how you dont go straight into insults. your jokes are so true about us lmao

Praying 2019 is the year the snowflakes start to melt 🙏🏼

@gowest8184

5 жыл бұрын

Well its hot enough in GA right now for anyone to melt.

@cjf6267

4 жыл бұрын

Saintsinnz hi it’s a guy from the future the plan has failed your prayers were not answered if you are still here redouble your efforts

@muteprophet8731

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's gonna be a hard freeze since the 2020 election is a year away. I've already stocked up on Jiffy-Pop.

@DeanCole

4 жыл бұрын

Almost the end of 2019 now and it has only gotten worse.

@Paddy.C

4 жыл бұрын

Mid 2020, the left are trying to 'cancel' Boy George because he referred to chosen pronouns as "attention seeking". So, no. The snowflakes have firmly slammed the freezer door behind them, and anyone who dares to live at even 1 degree is a Nazi.

I wonder if it's Brogan or Broprah today?

@pyreofsouls

5 жыл бұрын

He does have a way of mirroring his guests.

@francorodriguez8252

5 жыл бұрын

Zach Valentine maybe. But his job is to be a host and get the best out of his guest. People have different sides. It doesn’t really mean he’s fake

@joshuapatrick4692

5 жыл бұрын

That's not "mirroring", it's called a bond. I'm sure you act a lot more different around a friend you've known for 8 years vs. someone you knew for only a month. You know what you can and can't say to them and you know when you have to prepare to argue with that person in a constructive way, but when the person is new. You can't just jump in and voice your opinion like he does with Bill, you have to hear them out and articulate your discussion to better suit someone who doesn't know you as well. I was sure this was common but I guess just devolving human behavior to someone doing some Jimmy Fallon shit is easier to express

@elihernandez800

5 жыл бұрын

That is mirroring. Idiots

@francorodriguez8252

5 жыл бұрын

Eli Hernandez 🙄 the amount of people that talk shit online knowing damn well they wouldn’t talk like that in person. Over some thing trivial too. Alright mr. macho. You got it it’s mirroring