Jo Gotta Be Kidding Me! | Best of Jo Brand on Would I Lie to You? | Would I Lie to You?

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Here's every time Jo Brand read a card on Would I Lie to You?
0:00 - Jo Brand: "I have told my children that every time they lie, a puppy dies somewhere."
1:38 - Jo Brand: "Once on Christmas day I was forced to hitchhike my way home and was picked up by four different drivers.""
6:24 - Jo Brand: "Last year I made my husband a birthday meal using some mince I found in the street."
8:12 - Jo Brand: "Last year, I ate my Christmas dinner in the bath."
11:46 - Jo Brand: "I once got on the tube with a live pigeon in my pocket."
15:12 - Jo Brand: "At school, I once rubbed stinging nettles all over my face and told my teacher I was ill so I could go and meet a boy in a graveyard."
18:20 - Jo Brand: "I was once favourite to win an athletics event, but ended up coming last after an incident in a toilet cubicle."
20:45 - Jo Brand: "I once ignored a fireman's order to evacuate a building because I assumed he was just a bloke in fancy dress."
24:53 - Jo Brand: "Possession: This box contains everything I need to play my family's favourite festive game."
24:53 - Jo Brand: "My husband and I have agreed that the hour between 7 and 8pm is the only time we're allowed to gripe about our various aches and pains. We call this hour The Moan Zone."
29:38 - Jo Brand: "I once ordered myself a cake and, in doing so, ruined a complete stranger's party."
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  • @NotoriousWhistler
    @NotoriousWhistler10 ай бұрын

    Wow a Brand new video.

  • @alexread6767

    @alexread6767

    10 ай бұрын

    You win

  • @littleNorwegians

    @littleNorwegians

    10 ай бұрын

    Your comment was very on Brand.

  • @WILTY_TV

    @WILTY_TV

    10 ай бұрын

    Okay, you win!

  • @prakharjain9801

    @prakharjain9801

    10 ай бұрын

    Aye! 👌

  • @coax47

    @coax47

    9 ай бұрын

    And thou will sleep with you tonight

  • @tradtke101
    @tradtke10110 ай бұрын

    Thing I love about Jo, she doesn't laugh at crappy jokes just for the sake of TV. If you make Jo laugh, you're genuinely funny.

  • @roachdoggjr7393

    @roachdoggjr7393

    8 ай бұрын

    Perfect with her deadpan delivery as well

  • @user-dh1yq5cz9v
    @user-dh1yq5cz9v10 ай бұрын

    I genuinely want to live my life with the sort of attitude towards life that Jo has.

  • @milo2324

    @milo2324

    4 ай бұрын

    first thing you need to do is to get fat

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders2 ай бұрын

    I love how jo just doesnt give a fuck

  • @sharonmullins1957

    @sharonmullins1957

    2 ай бұрын

    Me too!

  • @dianehrechko6370
    @dianehrechko63709 ай бұрын

    I love that they give her such outrageous lies and she pulls it off

  • @johngilmore697

    @johngilmore697

    Ай бұрын

    I wear double hard boxer underpants

  • @jeraldbaxter3532
    @jeraldbaxter35329 ай бұрын

    I think of Jo Brand like I think of a Bengal tiger. To encounter a tiger, up close, in the wild, would be terrifying, thrilling, fraught with the potential for being either totally annihilated or regarded as a curiosity, depending on its mood and whether you annoy or amuse it. But viewed from the safe remove of bars (the tiger) or the internet (Jo), then oh, what a magnificent and awe inspiring creature!

  • @sharonmullins1957
    @sharonmullins19572 ай бұрын

    Jo is so quick witted.........................love her!🤩❤

  • @pelicanseaweed5818
    @pelicanseaweed58183 ай бұрын

    One of my favourites. Great sense of humour, takes everything in her stride, cheeky as.....

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism10 ай бұрын

    "The whole nation is waiting to see a pregnant Pussycat Doll do the splits" "Let's be honest, it's not the whole nation, it's roughly half"

  • @user-mj8qe7bx9r
    @user-mj8qe7bx9rАй бұрын

    I have never got enough of Jo. She is terrific ❤

  • @shamshiddy
    @shamshiddy10 ай бұрын

    jo is always so funny whatever show she's on

  • @moriane.
    @moriane.9 ай бұрын

    I love Jo so much. Definitely going to play that Christmas game this year. Luckily, we'll be around the pool then. Some cold water would be just the thing.

  • @Black.Sabbath
    @Black.Sabbath10 ай бұрын

    5:15 Lee's face when the tables have turned and he's the middle class one

  • @DavidSmith-yx7kn
    @DavidSmith-yx7kn10 ай бұрын

    Jo needs to write a book about her life. Jo is a very intelligent person.

  • @Mr_Grimbley

    @Mr_Grimbley

    10 ай бұрын

    According to her wikipedia page, she's written two. Look Back in Hunger. The Autobiography (2009) Can't Stand Up For Sitting Down. The Autobiography - Part 2 (2010)

  • @brontecarvalho6410

    @brontecarvalho6410

    9 ай бұрын

    Her first autobiography is absolutely hilarious.

  • @SennaAugustus

    @SennaAugustus

    8 ай бұрын

    You can tell how intelligent she is from the speed she answered "prime number 1 more than a square" - compare to the average celebrity e.g. a Cats Does Countdown player.

  • @LoudMinded

    @LoudMinded

    3 ай бұрын

    Her books are great!

  • @barbaraschain9260
    @barbaraschain92608 ай бұрын

    The funniest one was the story about buying her own birthday cake. Hilarious!

  • @vivienneoneill5400
    @vivienneoneill5400Ай бұрын

    I just love her. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @AkSamurai69
    @AkSamurai6910 ай бұрын

    Even if Jo's game was a lie, I'm still playing it. And in not waiting for Christmas, either

  • @JacksonBockus
    @JacksonBockus10 ай бұрын

    Wanna play that Christmas game now

  • @maggiesingh3522
    @maggiesingh352210 ай бұрын

    shes a delight

  • @thegirlinquestion

    @thegirlinquestion

    Ай бұрын

    i’d love to have a drink with her!

  • @All4Tanuki
    @All4Tanuki10 ай бұрын

    Love her. That Christmas game could be a show unto itself

  • @_Vesper

    @_Vesper

    9 ай бұрын

    That's one hell of a name

  • @JustKeepSmilingSNAP
    @JustKeepSmilingSNAP9 ай бұрын

    Thank god you finally compiled this! Have been watching Jo videos for a while now!!

  • @syok4929
    @syok49295 ай бұрын

    One of my favourite people on the planet

  • @deborahpolk1854
    @deborahpolk18549 ай бұрын

    great Christmas game

  • @cecilebraillie4471
    @cecilebraillie44714 ай бұрын

    God I love her! Her general mood on Taskmaster was a life goal.

  • @MartineR12
    @MartineR129 ай бұрын

    29:38 - Jo Brand: "I once ordered myself a cake and, in doing so, ruined a complete stranger's party." Where the hell is that?

  • @CertifiedDoc

    @CertifiedDoc

    7 ай бұрын

    The section before that is wrong as well.

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr8 ай бұрын

    Used to hitch hike to the beach all the time in the seventies

  • @roywilliams4903
    @roywilliams49038 ай бұрын

    OMG, JO would never eat a Christmas Dinner in the bath, She has class 😊

  • @FishpondsLady
    @FishpondsLady6 ай бұрын

    This is completely true, once I was walking to the Co Op, and there was a complete, raw, rack of pork ribs lying on the ground outside the car park. It utterly bemused me as the Co Op doesn't sell complete racks of pork ribs (it's a very small Co Op). I never found out what happened to it. But mince...no.

  • @TequilaToothpick
    @TequilaToothpick8 ай бұрын

    You didn't include her cake story?! That's an all time great moment!

  • @rodrigomarinho1807
    @rodrigomarinho18079 ай бұрын

    An error in the description of the video: it says on 29: something the story would be about the cake but instead it was about her and her husband. There is no cake story

  • @nancykraus5127
    @nancykraus5127Ай бұрын

    The only thing funnier than Jo on this show would be if they ever had Miriam Margolyes.

  • @d_bud
    @d_bud9 ай бұрын

    When Lee stutters it must be her (or Bob Mortimer)

  • @lalex9988
    @lalex998810 ай бұрын

    Can someone help me I'm trying to find a Would I lie to you? clip but have forgotten which one it is. All I remember is a panelist on Lee's team reads out a card, and it's such a weird thing that David stutters for a few seconds and ends up just asking 'Why?' Anyone know what clip this might be??

  • @henrylivingstone2971

    @henrylivingstone2971

    10 ай бұрын

    Do you know if the panelist was a man or woman? Because the first clip that comes to mind is of Brian Blessed riding a boat skippered by an orangutan.

  • @shylokian2983

    @shylokian2983

    9 ай бұрын

    One of the Bob Mortimer ones, perhaps?

  • @Crackedsenseless

    @Crackedsenseless

    9 ай бұрын

    Is it Rod Gilbert buying tapas with his car?

  • @lisabashford9434

    @lisabashford9434

    6 ай бұрын

    She’s so deadPan and dry sence of humour doesn’t give much away , so hard to decipher if true or lie

  • @Mystery_Biscuits
    @Mystery_Biscuits10 ай бұрын

    20:45 What season/episode is this one from?

  • @familieglennon8031

    @familieglennon8031

    10 ай бұрын

    Series 13 Episode 8

  • @Mystery_Biscuits

    @Mystery_Biscuits

    10 ай бұрын

    @@familieglennon8031 thanks

  • @chayeso1319
    @chayeso13199 ай бұрын

    I wish all them were true

  • @StarmanStarman
    @StarmanStarman9 ай бұрын

    Jio Brando

  • @grf15
    @grf158 ай бұрын

    There are a couple others they could have included. Nice compilation though.

  • @johnwalsh7806
    @johnwalsh78066 ай бұрын

    The Lee Mack show. Why does that guy always have the last word.

  • @ssabykoops
    @ssabykoops7 ай бұрын

    I wonder how many times she mentions her husband

  • @seanmurray7983
    @seanmurray798310 ай бұрын

    First time I saw the 3rd segment where she talks about the 'Mince' i though she meant 'Mints' like a mint candy or something like that, not mince meat. this has a whole new angle for me to think about now. Ew...

  • @notme222

    @notme222

    10 ай бұрын

    Same. I think I was on like my 4th viewing of the episode when I realized what she meant.

  • @bcaye

    @bcaye

    10 ай бұрын

    If you're going to watch British TV, you *have* to be up on your British jargon. I mean, I assume you didn't know Spag Bol either or you would immediately figured out it wasn't candy.

  • @notme222

    @notme222

    9 ай бұрын

    @@bcaye Spaghetti is an easy guess. Whether it's "bowl" or "bolognese" is irrelevant. But since "mints" is a thing - and far more plausible to find on the street - the confusion becomes "Why put mints in spaghetti?" Considering other spellings and definitions wouldn't be your first instinct. I mean if you weren't familiar with the Americanism, the phrase "I found rubbers in my 11yo daughter's room" has a very different but perfectly plausible meaning.

  • @bcaye

    @bcaye

    9 ай бұрын

    @@notme222 , actually, no. Because I *do* watch a lot of British TV, also Sorted Food, if a British person says mince I already know.

  • @ebenadams4212

    @ebenadams4212

    9 ай бұрын

    OMG! I NEVER would have figured that one out. I have to go re-watch that segment now!

  • @Fjaloeat1
    @Fjaloeat13 ай бұрын

    The moan zone with her husband is something else

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr8 ай бұрын

    Mints?

  • @keramidasnicolas2079
    @keramidasnicolas207928 күн бұрын

    When Jo tells her children that a puppy dies everytime they lie, a puppy dies.

  • @kcsrandoms
    @kcsrandoms9 ай бұрын

    Is he the guy from Indian match making? :O

  • @samprizeman4509
    @samprizeman45099 ай бұрын

    Funniest bit of the video was David and the spreadsheet comment

  • @squiglemcsquigle8414

    @squiglemcsquigle8414

    8 ай бұрын

    You seem to have a weird obsession with jo as you have 3 different comments on this video all at different times. May i suggest a hobby

  • @samprizeman4509

    @samprizeman4509

    8 ай бұрын

    @@squiglemcsquigle8414 may i suggest getting a life?

  • @hegeliandianetik2009

    @hegeliandianetik2009

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@squiglemcsquigle8414He hates her so much he just can't stop commenting about the video he apparently didn't like 😂

  • @siesonaladventures
    @siesonaladventures6 ай бұрын

    I dont mean to be insensitive but can anyone confirm if it is illegal to drive with a hearing impairment? Or in other words, can you apply for a drivers licence being hard of hearing? 😮

  • @user-py3py5sx2f

    @user-py3py5sx2f

    5 ай бұрын

    Google it

  • @boreragnarok249

    @boreragnarok249

    3 ай бұрын

    You can drive if you’re deaf. Hearing is not a prerequisite for safe driving. Coincidentally, I had this argument with someone not long ago.

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr8 ай бұрын

    About ten "miles". Whut?

  • @fionabryant7923
    @fionabryant7923Ай бұрын

    Isnt it amazing how when jo mentions going for a smear, they slightly cringe...get over it people, women do

  • @TMPreRaff
    @TMPreRaff7 ай бұрын

    "Best of"? This should be a short clip.

  • @teclo1057
    @teclo10579 ай бұрын

    There is no such thing

  • @frankevans4323
    @frankevans43239 ай бұрын

    How did you manage to get the best of Jo brand in 30 minutes, I could have done it in 30 seconds.

  • @robertpartridge7267
    @robertpartridge726710 ай бұрын

    I've not watched (literally paused while commenting) If someone's brave enough to watch this entire thing and then tell me how many times she mentions her husband, that also involves other references. Let me know and I'll transfer you the money to buy you your favourite pint in your local. 👍

  • @rakadoni8403

    @rakadoni8403

    9 ай бұрын

    Why ? Is it the mentioning of her husband that you're avoiding? Seems like a lot of people are "brave" enough to watch the entire video

  • @robertpartridge7267

    @robertpartridge7267

    9 ай бұрын

    @@rakadoni8403 because that's literally all she has as a so called comedian. She's the least funny woman on tele.

  • @deborahpolk1854

    @deborahpolk1854

    9 ай бұрын

    interesting she met and married Bernie also a psychic nurse

  • @user-py3py5sx2f

    @user-py3py5sx2f

    5 ай бұрын

    ​​​@@robertpartridge7267it's a different joke everytime? Saying her entire comedic presence being a disgruntled wife is bad is the same as saying David's entire comedic presence of being a repressed mindleclass smartass is bad

  • @samprizeman4509
    @samprizeman45099 ай бұрын

    3 mins is more than enough. She looks funnier than she actually is

  • @muddydog6605

    @muddydog6605

    9 ай бұрын

    Oh do bore off 😴

  • @samprizeman4509

    @samprizeman4509

    9 ай бұрын

    @@muddydog6605 funny, i usually do when she’s on anything. Go have a wash 🧼

  • @hegeliandianetik2009

    @hegeliandianetik2009

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@samprizeman4509you probably do need a wash

  • @peterridd3999
    @peterridd39998 ай бұрын

    Don't think she's funny though. Unpleasant, yes.

  • @sharonmullins1957

    @sharonmullins1957

    2 ай бұрын

    Stop watching................DH.

  • @dannymccormack2871
    @dannymccormack28719 ай бұрын

    oh dear, about as funny (unfunny) as piles

  • @sharonmullins1957

    @sharonmullins1957

    2 ай бұрын

    Not smart enough to understand innuendos. STOP watching KEN Problem solved!

  • @anglewoden
    @anglewoden9 ай бұрын

    Jo is about as funny as Police arresting an Autistic child. She likes to belittle men like she is some sort of catch herself. When I first learnt she was in mental hospitals I actually thought she used to be a patient. If you listen to her she has this annoying habit of saying 'erm' after every joke she attempts, and we can't forget she thinks it is funny throwing battery acid in someone's face. There has been some funny comediennes over the years but Jo is not one of them.

  • @ThisCharmingMan1984

    @ThisCharmingMan1984

    8 ай бұрын

    Oh fuck off. If you don’t like her, don’t watch this video; it’s very simple. Then you wouldn’t have to see someone you don’t like, and the rest of us don’t have to see your inane bullshit.

  • @robynmitchell9563

    @robynmitchell9563

    7 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-hy9nh4yk3p

    @user-hy9nh4yk3p

    6 ай бұрын

    I like humour and progressive jazz and knowledge - with an edge - to it. The edge has to be there - and Jo is carrying her small sword - with her and its fine. Taste in food - is individual; as well as humour, is. And that is fine. Fare thee well

  • @whatismylife8100

    @whatismylife8100

    3 ай бұрын

    If you dont like her then dont watch. Simple

  • @anglewoden

    @anglewoden

    3 ай бұрын

    @@whatismylife8100 I don't, I find her a waste of time but alas she constantly pops up in shows I like or used to like.

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