Hes talking directly to astrology girls

@milou1975

3 жыл бұрын

Astrology people*

@ShawnFX

3 жыл бұрын

@@milou1975 *girls, not people you moron

@elizabethx1818

3 жыл бұрын

Girls really can’t have any interests these days without getting shat on 😭

@elizabethx1818

3 жыл бұрын

​@Mr bob man never said that. There's just always has to be stigmatization of "girls" for every hobby. Gamer girls, bruh girls, girls who wear too much makeup, horse girls, basic girls, vsco girls; like why can't it just be everyone who believes in astrology regardless of gender? I can't really find one hobby that girls won't get niched or poked at for and it's kind of annoying how there has to be this emphasis on girls specifically.

@losfromla1480

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethx1818 it's the stupid interests that get shat on to be fair. Lots at flat earth guys get shat on for their stupid beliefs.

Fam the aggression on that donut lmfao

@trnowskirabelj

4 жыл бұрын

First reply 1.2 k likes

@ravenremke8015

4 жыл бұрын

us brits put aggression in every word when we insult people

@darthsand3108

4 жыл бұрын

doughnut

@sedertyas

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@trnowskirabelj

4 жыл бұрын

you DONUT

Astrology girls watching this - “he’s definitely a gemini🙄”

@shaheednazir

Жыл бұрын

😂

@stabaholic187

4 ай бұрын

🤣💯🤦‍♂️

@Laura-bg4nh

Ай бұрын

Nahh I get Taurus vibes 😂

Zodiac signs be like: "You like to do things you enjoy"

@Julio_Gomes

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I saw one once that was "You're confident, but many times insecure"

@chungarito7739

3 жыл бұрын

I saw one where it’s like you feel better when happy

@neilsokayatthis3970

3 жыл бұрын

They ain’t wrong though 💯

@Ian_nimmouse121

3 жыл бұрын

They do be spittin fax tho

@Natureguy-le8pl

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s all a bunch of shit that most of it can be interpreted in anyway someone wants to make it seem true. Shit that could apply to anyone if that person wanted it too.

Love him or hate him He's spitting straight facts

@JoonatanAhonen

5 жыл бұрын

is he speaking faxxx?

@Adam-uq1ny

5 жыл бұрын

Joonatan Ahonen ?

@JoonatanAhonen

5 жыл бұрын

@@AkiraBeatsBih lmaoooo

@oliviakenton3378

5 жыл бұрын

Who the fuck hates jme, everyone luvs him

@splash8594

4 жыл бұрын

@@oliviakenton3378 exactly, if you don't like him, we know exactly what you are: a donut

I was so confused at first, but then I realised what he was saying actually makes so much sense lol

@seej9046

3 жыл бұрын

Why? What was he saying?

@RJ10400

3 жыл бұрын

@@seej9046 I think he's on about astrology

@zatinld6050

3 жыл бұрын

@@seej9046 he's saying that if you believe in horoscopes(astrology) you're a brain-dead moron, which is true given the fact that when you are born has absolutely nothing to do with your personality

@erickmontalvo7029

3 жыл бұрын

@@fraye3323 that’s different from being born lol

@fraye3323

3 жыл бұрын

@@erickmontalvo7029and your argument is what exactly?

Bruh we went from time zones to donuts in less then a few seconds

@lifeoflove4bud848

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆💯😆💀☠

@Slayer106

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh he is saying that to people who think zodiac signs determine your personality trait. He is saying if you were born 1 minute past 12 you could have a whole other personality to the day before. Obviously he is a Brit and violates the whole system, cuz MAN LIKE JME IS GOATED AF

@ddoubleg

Ай бұрын

Fr 🤣

To be fair he is right how can when your born determine your personality

@ThePhantom4516

5 жыл бұрын

except it literally does not

@MMKLYH

5 жыл бұрын

gum ball aye but people think there zodiac sign determines there personality and then say they get on with certain people who have the same signs

@ThePhantom4516

5 жыл бұрын

@@MMKLYH I know all about it but dont believe in it all, just dont see a reason why it would be that way truthfully

@dabossman5650

5 жыл бұрын

Morgan Mackay To a certain extent like decades can TBF-might get a job that didn’t exist before and was just made by the time u 18-20 which could change ur personality and to environment diff but yea star signs dumb

@Krisso

5 жыл бұрын

@@MMKLYH well one of your trait is bad grammar

"hE's PrObAbLy A gEmInI"

@benhurzz

4 жыл бұрын

Doginhaler 'OooOoo thats that AquArIuS EnErGy' dumb idiots who believe in horoscopes lmao

@luckyyellow3590

4 жыл бұрын

@하하하대다수가 You're a donut! you're so stupid

@YoshiFan335

4 жыл бұрын

하하하대다수가 It’s his choice whatever he wants to say

@doginhaler8671

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoshiFan335 You're so stupid, you're stupid. Dumb

@azeddjoestar5503

4 жыл бұрын

@하하하대다수가 there are some things that people can believe are right and stuff. But believing in horoscopes and zodiac signs are just massive signs that you're just A DONUT. YOU'RE SO STUPID😑😑😑😑😌

This is one of the realest videos on the net. Idk how people are seriously that stupid. 😂😂😂

He’s speaking the language of gods

He’s saying a lot but he’s not saying anything if you get what I mean

@lesethzzz3675

5 жыл бұрын

UR A DONUT IF SO STUPID U STUPID

@alvin_row

5 жыл бұрын

He's actually making a good point. If that matter at all since astrology is so fucking retarded you don't need many arguments.

@itsnottimetostop4462

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's just bewildered how some retards actually believe in star signs.

@oyindas5832

5 жыл бұрын

He’s talking about star signs 😂😂

@safe3220

5 жыл бұрын

he makes sense he just didnt do a good job at conveying his point

I came here from the sidemen vid for context

@racheljoseph8417

5 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@nurifrizvanovic2819

5 жыл бұрын

Same Bro Lol

@benrhysf

5 жыл бұрын

Sam Rogers what vid

@AS-mw6pw

5 жыл бұрын

Which one

@Fortunee44

5 жыл бұрын

?

Jme's jokes no cap 😂😂

before i thought it was just a meme but now that i've watched this it actually makes sense

I was born on October 22nd, the last day of the Libra. You’re telling me if I was born a few hours later I’d be a different type of person 😂

@vapourvault

3 жыл бұрын

Nuclear Unity if you believe then yes.

@leoalper4530

3 жыл бұрын

THE VAPOUR VAULT Woodford branch so if I was born Asia, which would’ve probably been the 23rd by then, your telling me I’d be different person, despite being born at the exact same time and been raised with the exact same people?

@vapourvault

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah if you believe in it then you would act a certain way, if you don’t believe In it the no

@emerypeck3028

3 жыл бұрын

@@vapourvault you don’t just come into the world believing this garbage, it happens when you’re older

@vapourvault

3 жыл бұрын

The older you get the more time you have to experience and learn why your having certainly experiences of you don't believe in it then you wouldn't make the connection but if you do believe it makes allot of sense

Wow he's clearly a 11:59'er getting that angry

@goforplayz3842

4 жыл бұрын

Lewiiz that’s amazing

@FeenoX

3 жыл бұрын

Wow omg so true 😱😱😱

@charliehancock2280

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@HN-kr1nf

3 жыл бұрын

@SpaZzio On Mars celery

@infiniteconsciouswarrior9663

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're a donut 😂😂

@jxtm4931

5 жыл бұрын

KRMKomedi which sidemen vid

@cantingvenus2

4 жыл бұрын

You're so shtupid

@prxgii

4 жыл бұрын

No u

@astroyomen

4 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Pevy its still funny

@greywind5745

3 жыл бұрын

YOU FUCKING DONKEY

Man was struggling in the beginning. Ay- uh- if you- if you believe- 😭😭😭

Jme is a legend

you can tell this is something he been thinking about

Someone: *goes outside* The government:

JME sounds like me when I’m trying to think of more things to say on my school project.

i hate a stroke listening to this

0:30 we lettin that voice crack slide?

@melsoro7311

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@joshw4663

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@Fdiaz.07

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeaahh Boii

@Hello-lr3pf

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@snzxy1502

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

0:34

@rikupv

5 жыл бұрын

Kinda sounds like Deji when he was talking about JJ lmao

@bacon8353

5 жыл бұрын

Riku Väyrynen hahahhaha

@jaqhs1518

4 жыл бұрын

nah i wouldn’t recommend skipping to 0:34 , jme was spitting facts you should listen

Ah yes Taurus are known to be short tempered and stubborn.

@eddek9320

3 жыл бұрын

shushhhh

@nossyeee8822

3 жыл бұрын

Bruv shut up

@A1Gz_

2 жыл бұрын

Stop

@Ziiiko

2 жыл бұрын

Every man of every month said the same about zodiac signs, you shot yourself in the foot you donut

@samuelpinder1215

11 ай бұрын

Im neither

The ‘one minute past zero zero then all of a sudden kids are gettin born’ killed me hahaahaha inlove with jme

Watch the eyebrows go at 0:33 that’s when man fully lost it 😹

@silewis9396

5 жыл бұрын

serioussss

@omara378

4 жыл бұрын

he looks like his bro skepta if you pause it at that second lol

Like him or not JME is spitting straight facts right here

@aerysgames7499

4 жыл бұрын

Slow__debt1 right where?

@graceadams1910

3 жыл бұрын

What facts? He didn't mention a single fact........

@WhyThoOz

3 жыл бұрын

@@graceadams1910 he did mention a fact to people like you That you are a donut.

@WhyThoOz

3 жыл бұрын

@@graceadams1910 he also mentioned how being born at a certain time doesn't give you a certain personality and traits,which is facts

@musix3197

3 жыл бұрын

@@graceadams1910 he's saying that your zodiac signs doesn't determine your personality

Man just Thanos snapped astrology ✨🔥

You've earned a new sub for this one 🎉

0:34 When you see a doughnut and have tourettes

@noahross3642

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@KRMKYN

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤭

When your goalkeeper gives the oppenent a rebound goal 0:34

@jaqhs1518

3 жыл бұрын

😐

I love JME so much

Thank you JME 😂😂😂 best way to explain it to em

Having watched thus 50 times and I finally understand what hes saying

This is so british i love it

@AP.h24

3 жыл бұрын

In other words, This is so smart i love it

@rootsoriginal415

3 жыл бұрын

@@AP.h24 lol no and how did you come to that conclusion

@AP.h24

3 жыл бұрын

@Liam Adams american and healthy do not correlate

“The floor is made out of floor”

I honestly couldn’t agree more!

Wise words from the 8th sidemen

0:34 when a american eats vegimite with a spoon

@shadowripper0244

4 жыл бұрын

@Asspargass S who the fuck dosn't?

@mydadisinpfpepic1640

4 жыл бұрын

Asspargass S who the fuck doesn’t like it

@entruh4520

3 жыл бұрын

@Axion i don't know what that is but it sounds nasty

@Da69expert1

3 жыл бұрын

@@entruh4520 just look it up on xvideos

@lillilgirls1378

3 жыл бұрын

what the fuck vegimite

Gotta watch this once a day

@j.s-r2s986

2 жыл бұрын

Still on it? If not ur a DONUT

he sound like a british man yelling to get a donut

@rc-oh5fc

3 жыл бұрын

he is a british man are u dumb

@truthbetold1350

3 жыл бұрын

@@rc-oh5fc how does that make him dumb

My mans head said: 🌰🌰🌰

@danitho

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@carmelopai4833

2 жыл бұрын

Hershey's Kisses?????🤔

When you get an answer wrong on a test because you did subtract instead of addition 0:35

@jameslloyd319

5 жыл бұрын

😊

“You’re so schupid, you’re schupid” 😂

@samuelpinder1215

11 ай бұрын

Wtf is 2sday? 2pacs cousin?

We all have that one friend that wafffles like this guy

@yourmum1472

3 жыл бұрын

He’s not waffling tho

@AZV9

3 жыл бұрын

He isn’t, he’s correct

@sargeantsus7728

3 жыл бұрын

How is he waffling bruv?

watching gib in the ring be like

When i saw the doughnut part for the first time i though the context was much more serious than this hahahaha

Uno when u bun 20millions zoots in 1 hour. This is what happens

still here in 2021 Lol

He’s got a point to be fair

Kakyoin: *Looks at chest* Yeah, the guy is spitting straight facts

“If you believe” ahhh shit...here we go again

Krispy Kream wants to have a word with you

Donut

Star signs I think sun and moon signs

“Even if-If-If I promise you like- these past few months” is what he reminds me of

,you are a god damn God man seriously man you are a f****** god killing it man come on. Big ups

They all have *diFfeRenT* traits

JJ: Has a huge forehead JME: Doesn't even have one

@punktxre2211

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

Chill out you donut !

Flipping heck sake, jme seems frustrated 😤

Skeppy has got jme on that potent coke

@nc3869

5 жыл бұрын

Peter Parker not gonna lie I see an interview of his the other day with Westwood and I thought the same thing. Is is definitely on something. We are seeing a different jme. Trust me man is on something.

@nc3869

5 жыл бұрын

@Bels alright calm down what are you his boyfriend

@nc3869

5 жыл бұрын

Bels stop reaching fam. It's embarrassing.

@Quantumoon

5 жыл бұрын

Peter Parker Nah that’s definitely an mdma vibe

@rootsoriginal415

3 жыл бұрын

@Axion alot of white english people especially cockneys

I'm ngl reading about my zodiac sign is interesting but I'm not one of those crazy mfs that actually believe in them and judge you based on the month you were born

@Julio_Gomes

3 жыл бұрын

Why on the living breathing fuck is a random text about an invented personality interesting?

@drinkwater5766

3 жыл бұрын

@@Julio_Gomes idk it's just fun to read

@carmelopai4833

2 жыл бұрын

@@Julio_Gomes wot u Aries?

He actually waffling so much 😹😹😹

@krtee43

3 жыл бұрын

No he's spitting fax

Took the words outta my mouth

Anyone from paobao?

0:34 me after watching film theory's kong skull island video

Astrology girls trying to explain how being born at 12am makes you be able to teleport and time-travel

at the beginning, sounded like he was rapping 😂

Paobao be like:

@aqiiell_

3 жыл бұрын

came from paobao too lol

"If you believe people have different likes and personalities.... Then you're a donut" 😂

@Julio_Gomes

3 жыл бұрын

No, if you believe in astrology you're a donut.

he looks exactly like pop smoke

@yOGlo

3 ай бұрын

No

He’s nothing but waffle

Who came here after watching paobao 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

Recently I've been seeing this astrology bs pop up EVERYWHERE on social media. Seriously cannot escape it. Always posts like 'I told you never date a Capricorn 😭' like tf are you on about

@carmelopai4833

2 жыл бұрын

Sooo....r u a Capricorn 🐐? ♑

@yOGlo

3 ай бұрын

​@@carmelopai4833 I was born Jan

What is he talking about the donut!!🤣🤣😂😂

Donut take his words lightly

Idk wht he's talking about but I am stupid so he's right ig

I love his bri'ish accent

@2trappy2

3 жыл бұрын

Your gay

@2trappy2

3 жыл бұрын

Wadder

@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek

Жыл бұрын

Wuddur

@samuelpinder1215

11 ай бұрын

Bro plays call of doody on a 2sday THROWing a FOOTball

@godrules3596

5 ай бұрын

LiLleraLLy😂😂

Jme clam down bro

Dude is a king he knows what good

I can’t tell what the point it that he is trying to get across

@fdizzle7970

3 жыл бұрын

I think he’s talking about star signs maybe

@PedroCruz-uu4be

3 жыл бұрын

You joking right?

@fdizzle7970

3 жыл бұрын

@@PedroCruz-uu4be nah he defo talking about astrology

you are Paobaos intro

Best thing to grace the Internet

This donut is just waffling on

This made my brain hurt, it's like my little brother telling me he's smarter than me

@Apekhan47

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo right

@lostdapack

2 жыл бұрын

You believe in astrology lol

He's a bit confused, but he's got the right spirit

my man is just waffling stylll😂😂

He sounded like me giving a presentation at the start

Can someone buss me a link for the video

Here before 500 views

My mans speakin enchanting table

Take notes guys

I’m trying to understand what he’s going on about, I still don’t get it lmao what’s he trying to say 😭

@aishasalee2068

5 жыл бұрын

He's talking about horoscopes and star signs related to people who are born 2 minutes apart at midnight

@_.deenkadir

5 жыл бұрын

Aisha Salee thank you for clearing it up, still proper confusing though lmao

@mysteryman9641

5 жыл бұрын

@@aishasalee2068 you seem/look like someone that would believe in that ish.

@alldogsgoheaven

5 жыл бұрын

@@mysteryman9641 of course I fukn find mystery man comment haha

@ghjklkop7868

4 жыл бұрын

Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do ;)

Why is everyone in the comments so triggered its literally a joke

@proey7862

3 жыл бұрын

@@fraise_fraud yeah them zodiac signs and shit are such cap

@proey7862

3 жыл бұрын

@@fraise_fraud lmao

Never thought of it that way ,so people could have the same birthday if not for being born different place of the world

No, no, he's got a point.