Jimmy Kimmel's Plan to End Trump's Government Shutdown

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Last night, Donald Trump interrupted primetime television to read a speech from the Oval Office. The speech was intended to convince us that we have a crisis at the border and it didn't work. It was not an inspiring speech, and he was sniffing through the whole thing. Today, after a speech that changed exactly no one's mind, Trump met with the Democrats to make a deal and it did not go well. It might seem that there is no end to the shutdown in site, but Jimmy has a plan that might make happen sooner than later.
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Jimmy Kimmel's Plan to End Trump's Government Shutdown
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  • @aaronhernandez5791
    @aaronhernandez57915 жыл бұрын

    Shut down twitter and he will re-open the gov 😭

  • @MVero96

    @MVero96

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol they should try this!

  • @Mintunke

    @Mintunke

    5 жыл бұрын

    Aaron Hernandez 👍🏼👏🏽😂😂😂😂😂👍🏼

  • @nekia9446

    @nekia9446

    5 жыл бұрын

    That funny. But probably true...lol

  • @shawnhambler

    @shawnhambler

    5 жыл бұрын

    That is the best idea

  • @leonelgonzalez409
    @leonelgonzalez4095 жыл бұрын

    Funny how people get offended when a NFL player does not salute the flag but when Donald Trump says im proud for shutting down the government i don't hear many complains....

  • @yourmajestythequeenbee

    @yourmajestythequeenbee

    5 жыл бұрын

    🤔 Hmmmm.....how bout that? I guess it's not the same cause you know....black people 🤷

  • @toro80

    @toro80

    5 жыл бұрын

    Here is your 👍🏽 god man red hats don’t like to talk about that you just hit the biggest nerve 😂😂

  • @izzfizz69

    @izzfizz69

    5 жыл бұрын

    Trumps concerned about the flow of drugs and illegals that come thru the Mexican border. You should care about every addict and illegal here in America.

  • @mictlanlopez19

    @mictlanlopez19

    5 жыл бұрын

    no one can shut down the government it's all a gimmic

  • @bloo-

    @bloo-

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@buddasteedy3937 lol so u think that walls gonna stop drugs from coming in this country? or a shut down of the government? If you hate Mexico so bad MOVE!!!! cuz guess what you can hate the people all you want tomorrow, the next day, ten years from now, Mexico is still gonna be there. so if you have a problem leave to Europe or something hopefully the Spanish or Italians don't bugg u over there too.

  • @ExtremelyOCD
    @ExtremelyOCD5 жыл бұрын

    If this was was so damned important (as in actually make this country safer, rather than to make it look like they're doing something worthwhile), why the hell didn't the GOP majority house, GOP majority senate and GOP president, do this in the last two years when they had full control!! Why did he wait until the democrats were about to take control of the house, did he finally do something?

  • @jameskennedy552

    @jameskennedy552

    5 жыл бұрын

    I totally agree he just wants to argue and make it look like the Dems aren't willing to work together. In reality it is just trump being a baby

  • @johnvirgilio5323

    @johnvirgilio5323

    5 жыл бұрын

    Early they wanted to cut immigration in half, as we have more influx above the numbers earlier thought fit. Then when Nancy said near the end that it couldn't read the House. But it then did. So it stalls in the Senate with their self inflicted 60 vote, non constitutionally instructed rule.

  • @johnvirgilio5323

    @johnvirgilio5323

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Julie W. be cool Julie and tell me what false things I may have said. I honestly want to give true stats and all.

  • @aarone4336

    @aarone4336

    5 жыл бұрын

    Need 60 votes in the senate because of the filibuster rule which both sides refuse to get rid of so nothing actually gets done so they can continuously complain to their voter base. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that the democratic actually care about all you have to do is look at their net worths some of them are over 50 million dollars. You know how you make that much money working in government for 30 years ? Let me give you a hint it’s not from caring about poor people

  • @marleyex2695

    @marleyex2695

    5 жыл бұрын

    1. Because he wanted to battle it out with democrats so he can look like he's doing something. 2. Because he knew when republicans had total control he knew damn well that that smart republicans was going to turn down the wall idea. 3. Because he knows the wall will never happen the way he'd like and anyone on both sides would say that but he wanted to make it seem like it's all democrats fault that that wall is getting full attention when even he knows this wall crap is bs.

  • @gulled208
    @gulled2085 жыл бұрын

    😂 "ask your indicted compaignn manager if Wallegra is right for you " lool that is an epic!!

  • @gulled208

    @gulled208

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@sorrynothing5602 , It is not an epic for sure, but it's definitely a dramatic irony and a satire of the situation America is in today.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage5 жыл бұрын

    "They're bringing nectar.. they're bringing pollen.. they're pollinators... And some, I assume, are good people."

  • @putikeswarasudarsono

    @putikeswarasudarsono

    5 жыл бұрын

    Damn you're everywhere

  • @TheZullah

    @TheZullah

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why not just.... Remove him x_x

  • @nazmulshahed5957

    @nazmulshahed5957

    5 жыл бұрын

    New Messag 1e

  • @swampy6194

    @swampy6194

    5 жыл бұрын

    New Message....Love the metaphor..

  • @Angie-vi4uc
    @Angie-vi4uc5 жыл бұрын

    I’m in tears from laughing so hard Wallegra .... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @skbwolverine

    @skbwolverine

    5 жыл бұрын

    I literally was taking a sip from my bottle of Coca-Cola when he said that. 😆😂😭

  • @erin303mezzo
    @erin303mezzo5 жыл бұрын

    Wow!! Jimmy!! This was one of your best segments! Great writing! Hilarious & clever! Congrats!

  • @KaptainKKD
    @KaptainKKD5 жыл бұрын

    People need to watch Mulan or read about the Chinese/Mongolian history. Walls do nothing but make people want to figure out how to get over, under, or through it.

  • @thomasmarcel7181

    @thomasmarcel7181

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kuangheng Hwang it’s illegal to cross the boarder illegally so if you put a wall there people won’t be able to cross

  • @thomasmarcel7181

    @thomasmarcel7181

    5 жыл бұрын

    Avril Miller No one said immigrants can’t come to America. Just do it legally.

  • @AAMUQuadChoppa

    @AAMUQuadChoppa

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@thomasmarcel7181 Going to the border and presenting yourself to officials is a legal way of gaining asylum and immigrating. Especially for those whose lives are in danger.

  • @esp4yu

    @esp4yu

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@thomasmarcel7181 What Kuang is saying; Wall may be useless. There may be other unexplored ways. And Trump's Way seems to be the Best and ONLY way.

  • @marqueemccray922

    @marqueemccray922

    5 жыл бұрын

    And best believe Mexicans already prepared

  • @mmartinezPhysics
    @mmartinezPhysics5 жыл бұрын

    Trumper tantrums...

  • @ltk_xv72

    @ltk_xv72

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol 💀

  • @Drew-yz8mo

    @Drew-yz8mo

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not as bad as the temper tantrums you libtards throw.

  • @JDiology
    @JDiology5 жыл бұрын

    Not just that, the rest of America is not thinking once tax season comes thru. How much people are going to be let down for their tax refund from the IRS. Remember they’re closed too, cant process it.

  • @SAABguyMD
    @SAABguyMD5 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy may just be the most underrated person on late night TV. Colbert has come into his own nicely but I think ppl forget about Kimmel. This was hilarious and actually quite thought provoking!

  • @jslasher1
    @jslasher15 жыл бұрын

    Whoever put this commercial together is a genius.

  • @t.p.w.6343
    @t.p.w.63435 жыл бұрын

    "Trumper Tantrum" should be an official diagnosis in modern psychiatry.

  • @novarl5082

    @novarl5082

    5 жыл бұрын

    frank dreben eh nah.

  • @kenjimiyazaki87

    @kenjimiyazaki87

    5 жыл бұрын

    frank dreben trumper tantrums

  • @156892
    @1568925 жыл бұрын

    ...I still can not get over the fact that Trump's face is still orange.

  • @13tuyuti

    @13tuyuti

    5 жыл бұрын

    Of course, he puts a fresh layer on each morning. Not sure he removes the old layer before putting on the new.

  • @ADEehrh

    @ADEehrh

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's the most effective color to cover old people age spots!

  • @today75b

    @today75b

    5 жыл бұрын

    Racist DEMOCRATS. thanks so much for Reminding why I will never forget and always remember to not allow anyone to let folks like Nancy and Chuck alter my vote.

  • @dewaynethomas3122

    @dewaynethomas3122

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@today75b Lol, jsut let Fox News make up your mind for you instead.

  • @TheJ3r3m1ahpelfreezy

    @TheJ3r3m1ahpelfreezy

    5 жыл бұрын

    From eating all the butterfingers

  • @Maryam-tw3qi
    @Maryam-tw3qi5 жыл бұрын

    Anyone wanting refuge in Australia.. I'm happy to say you all welcome to come anytime trump ain't going to ever be able build wall around our land.. . I love to see him try.. 😂😂😂😂

  • @mirzamay

    @mirzamay

    5 жыл бұрын

    ☺... thank you ... at some point maybe we will 😂😐

  • @Maryam-tw3qi

    @Maryam-tw3qi

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@mirzamay 🙏🙏🙏 Your welcome.... 💟

  • @Drew-yz8mo

    @Drew-yz8mo

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tell you what, how about we send all those Honduras people your way. FYI, don't be shocked when they start trashing your city and tossing the food you kindly give them in the trash because to them it'll be "pig food".

  • @gracesmith315

    @gracesmith315

    5 жыл бұрын

    Couldn’t agree more with you.

  • @MarvinDSeman
    @MarvinDSeman5 жыл бұрын

    I love when these late night shows talk about politics. It is the best😂

  • @2smiggle5
    @2smiggle55 жыл бұрын

    Wth is even going on in USA

  • @AlwaysLimey

    @AlwaysLimey

    5 жыл бұрын

    What always happens to empires. They implode.

  • @Laura-tp8wz

    @Laura-tp8wz

    5 жыл бұрын

    tan s We, most of the US Citizens, are ashamed of this administration..we email, call and picket to make our voices heard.....

  • @ChaoticMarinMusic

    @ChaoticMarinMusic

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fascism and Opportunism are often difficult to tell apart. I can't claim to know what is in Trump's heart, but I know that both are criminally wrong.

  • @ariellucas7755

    @ariellucas7755

    5 жыл бұрын

    @frank dreben Both repubs and demos are a bunch of Zionists stooges neither one is better than the other..

  • @lacha608

    @lacha608

    5 жыл бұрын

    Extreme government on the part of the two controlling political parties. This is a process that has been taking place.for.decades. The society is breaking down.

  • @SuperNovaGirl90
    @SuperNovaGirl905 жыл бұрын

    I SAID THIS TO MY SIS LIKE RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!! Pretend to build the wall and his stupid base will believe it!

  • @EmsLionheart
    @EmsLionheart5 жыл бұрын

    U rock.... It’s folks like you that keeps us sane during these horrid, uncertain times

  • @V1RUSROX2
    @V1RUSROX25 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy what TF is keeping you from running for President? 💯👌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @SpartanHeaven

    @SpartanHeaven

    5 жыл бұрын

    trump 2020 yee!!

  • @Drew-yz8mo

    @Drew-yz8mo

    5 жыл бұрын

    You can't actually be serious?

  • @jjerstad1

    @jjerstad1

    5 жыл бұрын

    that would be his education.. wait..what education.

  • @krunchski9852

    @krunchski9852

    5 жыл бұрын

    TRUMP 2020

  • @krunchski9852

    @krunchski9852

    5 жыл бұрын

    @magnus hansen That's so 2008.

  • @awsumocoolbeans
    @awsumocoolbeans5 жыл бұрын

    I just wanna know if the people that voted for trump and now who are without pay if they r still supporting him and behind him after all this? I wanna hear from someone who voted for him and is out of money now.

  • @overthemoon9941

    @overthemoon9941

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh they would never admit now that they were wrong in voting for the imbecile..he’s such an embarrassment to our country...ugh

  • @gaiaauthor9756

    @gaiaauthor9756

    5 жыл бұрын

    Funny how the Democrats wanted the same thing Trump did in the past. Now it's a problem because it's Trump saying the things they wanted in the past. That doesnt strike you as odd?

  • @Engineer_Heathen

    @Engineer_Heathen

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@gaiaauthor9756 when did the democrats demand a wall be built on the Mexico border?

  • @tepandflash5950

    @tepandflash5950

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did you ask that same question to Obama supporters when he shut down the government? Or, are you just a hypocrite? Asking for a friend.

  • @Engineer_Heathen

    @Engineer_Heathen

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@tepandflash5950 oh please, that was your buddy Ted Cruz's fault.

  • @MystqStar
    @MystqStar5 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ, had I been in that reporter's place, I'd probably have had a violent reaction.. the way Trump was challenging the reporter, and that belligerent tone, ugh!

  • @EliteQuarTips

    @EliteQuarTips

    5 жыл бұрын

    Trisha Rudra and that’s why ur basic ass works 9-5 doing a job u hate 😆 ur pathetic

  • @noelgarcia_

    @noelgarcia_

    5 жыл бұрын

    QuarantinePros lmfao how’s your GTA KZread career going ?

  • @beckybowen196

    @beckybowen196

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think he should have responded, "I'd have never shut down the government over an imaginary unicorn wall in the first place, you Orange Turd". He would have lost his job, but it might have been worth it to be able to really speak the truth.

  • @tinkertanner165

    @tinkertanner165

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or he could grow a pair and answer the damn question honestly and with a concise reason. Trump baited him to deliver a zinger and the reporter foolishly gave a politicians answer by dodging what was clearly an extremely direct question asking for a direct answer. Nobody cares about politicians, america is sick of the current standard. Trump asked a question, answer it like a man. Instead he stuttered like an idiot and Trump zinged him for it.

  • @MystqStar

    @MystqStar

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@EliteQuarTips Lol.. oooo I'm so offended.. thanks mate ;) P.S - I own a business, and I most definitely do NOT work 9 to 5... JS ;)

  • @cprivera1
    @cprivera15 жыл бұрын

    This was a good roasting!!😂

  • @henryha835
    @henryha8355 жыл бұрын

    I know I lot of people have said it but we should actually impeach trump

  • @CoronaTheVirus

    @CoronaTheVirus

    5 жыл бұрын

    @DJ T u mad ?

  • @ylekiote99999

    @ylekiote99999

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fore what? Because you don't like him?

  • @davidhill2265

    @davidhill2265

    5 жыл бұрын

    Economy is booming and you want to impeach?.......You're a moron

  • @desjardiniii5795

    @desjardiniii5795

    5 жыл бұрын

    For what crime

  • @nickintherealworld1903

    @nickintherealworld1903

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don’t worry bro he will be!

  • @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
    @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco12585 жыл бұрын

    So true, if he says it's getting built they will believe it, sad but true, even if it's not.

  • @mrbubz6942

    @mrbubz6942

    5 жыл бұрын

    Half of it's already built and the military is building it's as we speak.

  • @lovemoviesful2

    @lovemoviesful2

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@mrbubz6942 And your proof of this? Pictures or video of the wall being build.

  • @eastvandb

    @eastvandb

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Yodama soto In fact, the Mexican military is building it. As. We. Speak.

  • @mrbubz6942

    @mrbubz6942

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@eastvandb your stupid their not building it they said that they won't and they aren't.

  • @mrbubz6942

    @mrbubz6942

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@eastvandb plus the American military has been at the border for over three months now securing it, putting Barbed wire all over the top and under the ground. My friend who is a marine is helping out with the border.

  • @dewanilhamrezachoudhury8569
    @dewanilhamrezachoudhury85695 жыл бұрын

    Savage Jimmy strikes again!!!😂

  • @tweedie2100

    @tweedie2100

    5 жыл бұрын

    TRUMP 2020

  • @jrob4627

    @jrob4627

    5 жыл бұрын

    You're dumb as hell if you think Kimmel comes up with any of the political material on his show. Well you're probably dumb as hell anyway.

  • @slevenbates2811

    @slevenbates2811

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel is a puppet. Pure and simple.

  • @brucebood

    @brucebood

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dewan Ilham Reza Choudhury m

  • @justinnajar4093

    @justinnajar4093

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@tweedie2100 🤣🤣trump's not going to make it to the end of his term

  • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
    @thechumpsbeendumped.77975 жыл бұрын

    I’m a bit ashamed I had to play the Boxer to get that joke. It’s one of my favourite albums too.

  • @yellowyellow8513
    @yellowyellow85135 жыл бұрын

    he say bye-bye ending the meeting so childless

  • @Nonsequitor415

    @Nonsequitor415

    5 жыл бұрын

    Childish, not childless

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage5 жыл бұрын

    Drive the trucks by the WH with signs saying 'Going South', and a sign on the WH lawn saying 'Going to hell in a hand basket'.

  • @virakchhang
    @virakchhang5 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is a comedian and he tells jokes... but his suggestion would actually work. No one is going to check (just like how they Birdbox all of his other lies).

  • @lorenrenee1
    @lorenrenee15 жыл бұрын

    Why o why didn’t he promise personal jet packs?!?!

  • @jonathanstill29
    @jonathanstill295 жыл бұрын

    Loved going to Border Walgreens ! Thanks for taking me there .The rest of the show wasn't bad either ! Love hearing double double talk .....

  • @aCrowsfeet
    @aCrowsfeet5 жыл бұрын

    Schumer and Pelosi smiling always gives me the “Get Out” vibes

  • @SciTechVault
    @SciTechVault5 жыл бұрын

    OMG, Jimmy's comedy writers are SO FUNNY! Lol.............. :-)

  • @AK-qg7mp

    @AK-qg7mp

    5 жыл бұрын

    yeah. they are all jews and don't care about america. and would love america to burn to the ground.. they only love israel. They try hard to make the show funny so the sheep will be easy to convince.

  • @SciTechVault

    @SciTechVault

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@AK-qg7mp Not a sheep; yet got convinced. Isn't that strange? You must be a Trump-following alpha male white supremacist.

  • @esp4yu
    @esp4yu5 жыл бұрын

    Trump's "Do first Think Later" ... Yes, you are a Billionaire. People on the street, they work, they need $ to buy Food to eat, for Transport to get to Work, Household Utility Bills (Electricity, Water), Medical, Insurance Bills ... etc. Where are they gonna have $ for all these and more. It's a Disgrace .....

  • @KennethDAstonJr
    @KennethDAstonJr5 жыл бұрын

    Glad you opened your comments

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye5 жыл бұрын

    You know what the Chinese say? 'We built the greatest wall in history and the only thing it is remembered for are the hundreds of thousands of laborers who died in its construction. No record of it keeping any enemies out.'

  • @D_Boone

    @D_Boone

    5 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, most walls in history did what they were intended to do. The Great Wall of China was meant to stop raids from the nomadic northern tribes a d it did that quite well, it wasn't meant to stop an invading army, which it failed to do.

  • @tinkertanner165

    @tinkertanner165

    5 жыл бұрын

    Its because that wall was "made in china" lmao. What do you expect?

  • @jensraab2902

    @jensraab2902

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@tinkertanner165 Have you seen the Great Wall of China? I've been to China and have seen a part of it - it is impressive. You'd stop laughing if you saw it.

  • @zackeng9425

    @zackeng9425

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jens Raab Maybe it would be more impressive if it actually worked back then, otherwise the wall is a huge waste of ressources.

  • @jensraab2902

    @jensraab2902

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@zackeng9425 Worked in which sense? I'm no historian but have you read Daniel Irwin's remark further up? Anyway, whether it worked or not is irrelevant to the Wall being an impressive architectural achievement. It's mind-boggling to see a medieval structure stretching as far as the eye can see over hills and mountains. That's what I was referring to as being impressive. For the record, I'm not advocating for Trump moronic wall. I'm just expressing the awe of seeing this amazing structure that I felt as an ordinary tourist. Nothing more.

  • @swampy6194
    @swampy61945 жыл бұрын

    Aw shucks...'Trump walked into the room and handed out candy'.... Perhaps the reverse of the Teenage America Beauty Pageant... Where Trump walked into the dressing room and grabbed the candy!!

  • @wynstansmom829

    @wynstansmom829

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shade! We shall call you Swampy Shade. lol

  • @anoobiscooking1193

    @anoobiscooking1193

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lucky it was just candy n not some date rape stuff

  • @luedog8385

    @luedog8385

    5 жыл бұрын

    Creepy old men that carry candy around with them😬

  • @mmcken3354

    @mmcken3354

    5 жыл бұрын

    JUST KEEP WALKING IS WHAT I WOULD SAY TO HIM.

  • @MrKenh63

    @MrKenh63

    5 жыл бұрын

    Handing out candy is how he usually meets is girlfriends.

  • @dccif2706
    @dccif27065 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much, Jimmy Kimmel!

  • @iam363
    @iam3635 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel you are The King! 😂

  • @alphaphotoandvideo
    @alphaphotoandvideo5 жыл бұрын

    Treat the drug addicts first. No buyers, no traffic. Easy as a pie.

  • @jamiejones20
    @jamiejones205 жыл бұрын

    Trump has the mind of a 4 year old who inherited half a billion dollars

  • @supermarioisacat
    @supermarioisacat5 жыл бұрын

    _Wallegra_ - LOL! F'ing *brilliant!*

  • @rahulfromtexas
    @rahulfromtexas5 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy this is one of your best articulated videos. Wow. I am listening to it 10th time and every time I feel more happy and feel pity for POTUS. Keep up the great wit and honest work and I will always be your fan. The Wallegra advertisement was damn hilarious and well throughout

  • @alvarocamacho3232
    @alvarocamacho32325 жыл бұрын

    Donald sounds like my drunk dad 😂

  • @derail14

    @derail14

    5 жыл бұрын

    trump sounds like the local alcoholic that is in every bar yea have a drink with the rump-not me.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dude, if your dad, drunk or sober, sounds anything like Donald Trump... yikes!

  • @barnabyquimble3225

    @barnabyquimble3225

    5 жыл бұрын

    lasha flok ♿️🤤🧠🍝

  • @keaganlong4176

    @keaganlong4176

    5 жыл бұрын

    There is so much wrong with that statement, I don't even know where to start.

  • @hayleyshay2301

    @hayleyshay2301

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is literally what I told my mom this morning about mine 😂😂😂😂

  • @emaankhurram6357
    @emaankhurram63575 жыл бұрын

    Loveee ittt

  • @yuwontknwha903
    @yuwontknwha9035 жыл бұрын

    The m&ms joke was 👍 had me woahh tooo

  • @meg143562
    @meg1435625 жыл бұрын

    I got the Simon and Garfunkel joke!

  • @hrhtreeoflife4815
    @hrhtreeoflife48155 жыл бұрын

    WALL Airplanes over the wall Add 3 more sides to make it a MALL. Q

  • @tracyhughes5092

    @tracyhughes5092

    5 жыл бұрын

    LMAO!!! I LIKE THAT IDEA!

  • @rvpstudioscanada3991
    @rvpstudioscanada39915 жыл бұрын

    Trump asks a reporter a question...but WOULDN’T let him answer. WHAT’s WITH THAT???

  • @richardvazquez3637

    @richardvazquez3637

    5 жыл бұрын

    rvpstudioscanada... the real point to make here is... why didn't't the orange turd simply answer the journalist's question... then follow up with whateverfuckingstupid comment that his narcissistic, dead brain cells could muster to make his racist point.

  • @peacemonger766

    @peacemonger766

    5 жыл бұрын

    Parr for the course!

  • @yvettesnananone4798
    @yvettesnananone47982 жыл бұрын

    Wow 3 years later from Boston,love my Jimmy!

  • @joferrara1736
    @joferrara17365 жыл бұрын

    That Wallegra was hilarious!!!

  • @danielkim5860
    @danielkim58605 жыл бұрын

    Well a LOT of people needs wallegra

  • @andrewschumm1848
    @andrewschumm18485 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P. Donald J. Trump 1943-2019

  • @ehteshamshaikh883
    @ehteshamshaikh8835 жыл бұрын

    I need a copy of that ad called wallegra 😂😂😂😂

  • @mercynyaroduma
    @mercynyaroduma5 жыл бұрын

    You nailed it with the Wallegra

  • @billyfakersonton3663
    @billyfakersonton36635 жыл бұрын

    Trump supporters are NOT a cult! We just form are own reality ,wear matching hats and enjoy chanting.

  • @Andy-zg8wq

    @Andy-zg8wq

    5 жыл бұрын

    Antifa?

  • @NorthlandProduction
    @NorthlandProduction5 жыл бұрын

    Huge march on Washington, anyone?

  • @AndresLopez-sk6nj
    @AndresLopez-sk6nj5 жыл бұрын

    That eric joke 😂

  • @autumnmeadows4079
    @autumnmeadows40795 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy, this is excellent, thank you for the laugh. this was spot on about everything.

  • @paulpark9959
    @paulpark99595 жыл бұрын

    Damn 😂 love it

  • @leilaemmanuelesanchez3871
    @leilaemmanuelesanchez38715 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha hahaha im surprise he not impeached yet😆😆😆

  • @allstars2825

    @allstars2825

    5 жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately, he will never be impeached.

  • @joannajamerson35

    @joannajamerson35

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not with mitch McConnell in charge of senate

  • @allstars2825

    @allstars2825

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@joannajamerson35 It will never happen. I am a student of political science. We talk about this on daily basis, and agree that this is not possible

  • @DMO-DMO-DMO

    @DMO-DMO-DMO

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@allstars2825 uh.... It's definitely possible. How would it not be?

  • @KennethDAstonJr

    @KennethDAstonJr

    5 жыл бұрын

    Just wait

  • @sean3533
    @sean35335 жыл бұрын

    Man I really like when people directly insult me.

  • @queenartly3323
    @queenartly33235 жыл бұрын

    The ending of the monologue is great parenting advice for children- the government should try it.

  • @policevanposition1993
    @policevanposition19935 жыл бұрын

    I love this show!! Hahaha

  • @syed21habib
    @syed21habib5 жыл бұрын

    Trump should realize that america is not his casino !

  • @syed21habib

    @syed21habib

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@maxwilliams942 Get a wall dude!!! Then tell outher idiot.

  • @jasonbrown372

    @jasonbrown372

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@maxwilliams942 you should realize how dead you are without a vaccine

  • @thisdamnthingy
    @thisdamnthingy5 жыл бұрын

    Mr K, that was great.

  • @erickjacob2857
    @erickjacob28575 жыл бұрын

    Just make my day😀😀

  • @jrich745
    @jrich7455 жыл бұрын

    Trump - if I don't get my wall, well I am going to hold my breath. 5 mins later..... Nancy - should we do something? he has gone from orange to purple? Mike - no don't waste your time he douse this all the time, you should have seen him when there was no dire coke.

  • @danielcohen2157

    @danielcohen2157

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don't quit your day job.

  • @repulse7074
    @repulse70745 жыл бұрын

    History will not forget when a clown ran America

  • @wildfemaleSMARTFON
    @wildfemaleSMARTFON5 жыл бұрын

    Such a witty point of the joke :)

  • @philipzamora4259
    @philipzamora42595 жыл бұрын

    I actually smiled at the Wallegra medication ad. That was actually good.

  • @racoonsister
    @racoonsister5 жыл бұрын

    it's the Aderall! He snorts it, especially when he has to read cue cards, because it stresses him out being a poor reader, it has been confirmed by those that had to work with him on the apprentice, plus he was a coke head in the 80's, but who wasn't, point is, we now have a druggie running us into the ground!

  • @swampy6194

    @swampy6194

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bet he even does twitter through a straw.

  • @gordie225

    @gordie225

    5 жыл бұрын

    An a dumb, selfish, ignorant, illiterate, narcissistic druggie at that!

  • @stabbymcpokey5901
    @stabbymcpokey59015 жыл бұрын

    How is trump gonna get his coke if he makes it harder for drugs to come in? Maybe its Russian coke.

  • @abejessop6049

    @abejessop6049

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or may you are smoking it as you wrote this comment

  • @stabbymcpokey5901

    @stabbymcpokey5901

    5 жыл бұрын

    Under our current economic situation I can't afford to smoke anything. But if your offering I'll smoke crack with you.

  • @Andy-zg8wq

    @Andy-zg8wq

    5 жыл бұрын

    ?

  • @EmsLionheart
    @EmsLionheart5 жыл бұрын

    Awww man. Jimmy. I want in on the joke. I’ve loved & listened to Simon & Garfunkel for last 30 yrs!!! “The Boxer” is a great song... Now I gotta go listen to it 🤨🧐🤔🙄

  • @mariama.1538
    @mariama.15385 жыл бұрын

    The reporter who asked Trump about whether or not he'll call a national emergency is that one kid in class who asks the teacher if they're going to collect last night's homework 🙄🤦

  • @cletussprubuckle2303
    @cletussprubuckle23035 жыл бұрын

    He was sniffling because he's allergic to sincerity and empathy.

  • @gracesmith315

    @gracesmith315

    5 жыл бұрын

    Trump sniffing because of Pelosi and Democrats. I’d say he’s sick of smelling all the bullshite and lies the Democrats love so much.

  • @mekelreen9869

    @mekelreen9869

    5 жыл бұрын

    Grace Smith I say it’s the cocaine

  • @horschel8313
    @horschel83135 жыл бұрын

    He has the same nose problems like a pug. Bad breed i guess.

  • @jedimasterspidermad5173
    @jedimasterspidermad51735 жыл бұрын

    This was amazing 👏👏👏 well done, Kimmel 🦄

  • @joshuak4553
    @joshuak45535 жыл бұрын

    Kimmy McJimmel

  • @ZionFame
    @ZionFame5 жыл бұрын

    "cos if you would do that u should never be in this position cos u have never get anything done" still processing.....🤔

  • @BrytheP

    @BrytheP

    5 жыл бұрын

    lol im confused too (nothing new) & a bit pissed actually...tRump sucks. :(

  • @realliving4354

    @realliving4354

    5 жыл бұрын

    I guess he's playing hardball. Those eyes are perfect lady

  • @tinkertanner165

    @tinkertanner165

    5 жыл бұрын

    Exactly..... "still processing" means YOU wouldnt get anything done either obviously.

  • @ZionFame

    @ZionFame

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@tinkertanner165 I repeat Still processing 🤔

  • @keaganlong4176

    @keaganlong4176

    5 жыл бұрын

    Keep processing. Maybe you'll get it someday.

  • @playerr29
    @playerr295 жыл бұрын

    Like to Impeach trump ! Let’s make America great again 👍🏼

  • @rutdog22

    @rutdog22

    5 жыл бұрын

    Good, Pence is even more conservative than Trump. I like it!

  • @gaiaauthor9756

    @gaiaauthor9756

    5 жыл бұрын

    For what?

  • @Anamarie157

    @Anamarie157

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@rutdog22 Oh God NO.. Get rid of VP as well..

  • @saturiusrobertson6456

    @saturiusrobertson6456

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hrs😊

  • @JohnThomas-ps3wj

    @JohnThomas-ps3wj

    5 жыл бұрын

    He said he was going to put up the wall.... I mean are u really surprised now. It’s not like he was lying about it like obama has done his 8 years in office

  • @chenqiu8804
    @chenqiu88045 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy thank you so much for being who you are. As an immigrant student whose situation has been severely affected by Trump’s policy, this is the first time that I start feeling hatred toward a president. Thank you Jimmy. I have been in this country for 12 years and still it’s getting harder and harder. I have two masters and under trumps policy, there’s almost no way they I can get a job. It is not humane. I’m not being treated as a human being.

  • @alexandriareynoso8058
    @alexandriareynoso80585 жыл бұрын

    Great idea! I love this video!

  • @laudenclear4220
    @laudenclear42205 жыл бұрын

    i got a better idea...... ask Putin to command trump to end the shutdown? and it will happens so past that trump even wag his tail. LOL

  • @billyrock8305
    @billyrock83055 жыл бұрын

    Trump “ I’m proud of American families not getting paid and can no longer afford to feed their families “

  • @NoSleepRacing
    @NoSleepRacing5 жыл бұрын

    Reporters need to look him square in the eyes when he speaks to them like that and simply ask "Is this what you call decorum?"

  • @SuperLilhector
    @SuperLilhector5 жыл бұрын

    Kimmal's wall plan is brilliant 😂

  • @donnab7666
    @donnab76665 жыл бұрын

    Tell Trump to use his money and start building the wall.. he is sooo RICH put his money where his mouth is. Great video

  • @colleenhamson6811
    @colleenhamson68115 жыл бұрын

    Ahh Jimmy, ya shoulda sent that idea in a private note. He mighta gone for it. Here's an idea: America mimics celebs. Get into the streets with a protest sign and tell everyone to follow you. That's the only way we're going to take back our country. Rich celebs don't usually...very rarely...almost never take a stand outside their comfort zone. It would literally take just one of you. You've got young kids Jim, how far you willing to go to ensure they grow up in a healthy world??

  • @TheShade247
    @TheShade2475 жыл бұрын

    Stephen and Jimmy the best 😂

  • @sparty54
    @sparty545 жыл бұрын

    Damn late night has really gone down the shitter.

  • @stevenhiggins6674
    @stevenhiggins66745 жыл бұрын

    Trying to clear out the coke in his nose that he got from mitch

  • @Andy-zg8wq

    @Andy-zg8wq

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ok?

  • @esmenouvelle9439
    @esmenouvelle94395 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel Live Come on, you know that every time he speaks quietly he also sniffs a lot. Whatever meds they're slipping him has a nasal side effect.

  • @gmun2248

    @gmun2248

    5 жыл бұрын

    You haven't seen the stand up routine from the guy who worked on the apprentice? Search for that.

  • @Lancersilva
    @Lancersilva5 жыл бұрын

    6:07 Trump was like “What are you gon do it about tough guy?!”

  • @humanblockhead5726
    @humanblockhead57265 жыл бұрын

    Wallegra, Walgreens 🤣

  • @wynstansmom829
    @wynstansmom8295 жыл бұрын

    2:32 "That Joke is for 2 people". Yes, Jimmy and add 1 more... Still a man hears what he wants to hear...For a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises. All lies and jests. Lie, lie Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie . And disregards the rest...Lie, lie Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie

  • @eastvandb

    @eastvandb

    5 жыл бұрын

    Are you having a stroke?

  • @rinzaghi2057

    @rinzaghi2057

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lie lie lie Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie Lie lie lie Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie La la la la lie (I cant do the booming drums but there ya go)

  • @DanButcher303

    @DanButcher303

    5 жыл бұрын

  • @DanButcher303

    @DanButcher303

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@rinzaghi2057 You nailed it !!!!

  • @theantilifeequation8150
    @theantilifeequation81505 жыл бұрын

    "Mexico will pay for the wall, I promise you", Donald Trump. "The wall will pay for itself", Donald Trump. "The tariffs on Mexico will pay for the wall" Donald Trump. Wtf?, the tariffs on Mexican imports to America may well pay for the wall, but the American people and American businesses will still be picking up the tab for this stupid inefficient wall. The reason?, because if you buy a pool table for example from Mexico and there is a 5% tariff on said pool table, it is you the purchaser who will have pay that 5%.

  • @keaganlong4176

    @keaganlong4176

    5 жыл бұрын

    Valid point, but the US loses millions (at least) a year to immigrants coming into this country illegally. It's not always what you make, but sometimes about what you don't lose.

  • @theantilifeequation8150

    @theantilifeequation8150

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@keaganlong4176 That's not going to stop with this stupid wall, there are already barriers at the most high risk areas on the border and they are defeated pretty easy. The people coming in are desperate and the wall will just play into the hands of criminal gangs who will go around, over and even under the wall. That being said the "wall will pay for itself" argument still isn't Mexico paying for the wall which he firmly and repeatedly promised on the campaign trail. Better putting some of the money into hiring more border patrol agents and improving electronic surveillance, it's more effective and far less expensive, Trump likes to say walls have been around for along time, but the truth is people have been defeating walls for just as long.

  • @buddasteedy3937

    @buddasteedy3937

    5 жыл бұрын

    You literally aren't saying anything except "you're wrong!". You're just on the bandwagon of people that aren't actual Americans.

  • @sunnysinghthukral1266
    @sunnysinghthukral12665 жыл бұрын

    too good

  • @manygaga1
    @manygaga15 жыл бұрын

    well said Mister Kimmel!

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