"Are you the one who was yellin?" He must be new in town

@fifiwoof1969

7 ай бұрын

It's called "cutting a promo" ;-)

@brettsix2027

4 ай бұрын

Apparently you’re not familiar with my work.

That lady found a way to get JC to cut a free promo on her without even needing Cameo, brilliant.

@j_mad

3 жыл бұрын

Brian sure enjoyed it lol

@fredfreeman2515

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, because that was free for her.

@mclovin6039

3 жыл бұрын

You know that car belongs to someone from starkeville......

@caseyj8313

3 жыл бұрын

@@fredfreeman2515 idk with stephen p new

@rscottrogers22

3 жыл бұрын

Rewinding and listening to his promo over and over again. So awesome.

Does anyone else out there keep coming back to this?😂 This tirade is one of the all-time best meltdowns. This has been on here for 2 years and I can't count the number of times I have listened to this. Thank you so much Brian and Jim for all the entertainment

@jettstark1743

8 ай бұрын

Everytime i get back and hear that “Or they gave him a Gimmick fire hydrant” makes me chuckle😂😂😂

@robertmccann3057

8 ай бұрын

@@jettstark1743 it hit me wrong 🤣

@CJFerg81

7 ай бұрын

Absolutely. His outburst at the woman and Brians's reactions are the highlights that I keep coming back to. It is brilliant.

@mpaff23ify

7 ай бұрын

This is glorious

@ndg8240

7 ай бұрын

@@jettstark1743😂😂😂

" I hope you fucking flat line on the way to the hospital." Damn man. That's harsh and funny.

@andrewmachado6988

3 жыл бұрын

I died when he mentions the cop asking him “were you the one that was yelling before?” Lmao!!!!

“He managed to land in the safety netting of MY GODDAMN FENCE” gets me every single time. 😂

“Were you the one yellin’?” 😂😂🤣

@Kas58223

3 жыл бұрын

Gold 🤣🤣🤣

@DefendYoungstown

3 жыл бұрын

If the cop followed up with "What are you, a tough guy?" I think we would be seeing mugshots and this story wouldn't be posted until after he made bail.

@adamcraven3427

3 жыл бұрын

What was the time stamp on that

@eduardmaduro4412

3 жыл бұрын

You'd figure that the Louisville PD would all be on a first name basis with Corny by now 😂

@BDCogar

3 жыл бұрын

@Adam 15:38 😂

The best Jim Cornette stories are always unrelated to wrestling. This is gold!

@vvatchnlearnk3555

3 жыл бұрын

True this shit is hilarious

@bmanilow13

3 жыл бұрын

It's gold jerry!

@gator9339

3 жыл бұрын

@Rodrick Kleinfeld Thank you, f*ck you, bye

@el-youtub3r402

3 жыл бұрын

Because of stories like this is why I follow this channel and Jim's podcast! You can't put a price on content like this

@XFTKMS

3 жыл бұрын

They need to do a podcast where Brian and Jim just talked about everyday stuff

I wish someone had taped Cornette yelling at the scene. We have been denied a great Corny promo possibly on the level of the DQ incident.

@1nstantClassic

3 жыл бұрын

i was thinking "god i hope a clip ends up on the internet"

@jd9119

3 жыл бұрын

Brian Last needs to talk Corny in to getting security cameras installed at his house and around his property.

@moses0686

3 жыл бұрын

Someone probably did, they just don't know the gold they have

@gator9339

3 жыл бұрын

Before Corny walks back inside his house he yells " *thank you f*ck you bye* "

@SirVic42

3 жыл бұрын

Since the incident happened in the morning, I picture Corny out there in his bathrobe and slippers ranting away.

"Either that or they gave him a gimmick fire hydrant." There's one thing guaranteed in life and that's hearing Corny have at least one piece of golden sound bytes everytime he talks.

@jarrettjordan

3 жыл бұрын

"More on that later" 😂😂😂. Corny cracks me up every damn time.

@Taabituubi

3 жыл бұрын

"The poor defenseless fire hydrant"

@deathproofpony

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, the old gimmick fire hydrant spot. Wasn't that one of Dusty's?

@kylegowett7958

2 жыл бұрын

Gimmick fire hydrants are a thing. Real ones do explode like the movies if they're ripped off just right. Knew a truck driver nicknamed Splash for that reason.

@rowdy1467

2 жыл бұрын

I'm saying! I don't give two fucks about wrestling now. But Corny is one of the funniest people ever.

This is why you can't script a realistic promo because nothing will ever beat the one you'll cut when you're really mad

@jordan_8329

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@thesustainingtwilightseven4457

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@ZombifiedBuizel

Жыл бұрын

I cut a promo on my ex-best friend. I was sick and tired of him treating me like garbage over a woman who was usng him and he refused to acknowledge it. I saw what was happening and I tried to warn him. He's an idiot. She's ruining his life and he can't see it from the base of the pedestal he put her on. I was fuming mad. What does he do when I was done? He cracks a joke like I'm a crazy person. I wanted to smack him.

He said "it hit me wrong" and I started laughing uncontrollably because I knew what was coming...

Here's the part you'll want to watch on repeat 13:06. This is my new favorite video ever.

@j_mad

3 жыл бұрын

The spoiled mayonnaise story is better if you havnt heard it you should listen to that. So is the enzo rap video review is too. This might be 3rd tho lol.

@JohnnyJP7

3 жыл бұрын

@@j_mad Thank you for the recommendation.

@j_mad

3 жыл бұрын

@Johnny Cage - JP7 let me know what you think lol

@JohnnyJP7

3 жыл бұрын

@@j_mad Oh, I just finished it. It's not only funny, but educational too.

@thesustainingtwilightseven4457

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyJP7 Same. This one tops the spoiled mayonnaise one in my opinion

When a clip starts like that, it's gonna be good.

@oN3xShOtxkilL

3 жыл бұрын

*grabs the popcorn*

@Hellwolf36

3 жыл бұрын

Oh it is, especially halfway in.

@metallicbigtoe3949

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂👌

@bradpaton3927

3 жыл бұрын

(SIGH!)

@HellhammerSS

3 жыл бұрын

Heeeeyahhhohhhhh

Cornette, has finally had his "get off my lawn" moment. Lol

One day, Jim Cornette will do a solid 2-hour rant on a child who kicks a football onto his roof, and I will be one of the first listeners there.

@supergluehotty

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Johny dumb shit next door. Ya that's gonna be some funny shit.

@polsdofer

2 жыл бұрын

We should all do this like those tourists who threw pizza's on the breaking bad house 😂

@creamcannon825

2 жыл бұрын

@@polsdofer Jim Cornette will become Heisenberg

@51excalibur

Жыл бұрын

I’ll be there too laughing just as hard as the guy he was talking to. Man, Corny is a funny guy without even trying.

"It hit me wrong. I turned..." Hold on, Jim - let me strap myself into the chair and put on my safety glasses, because this shit is going to be gold.

@jackkenefick2696

2 жыл бұрын

preach!

@ramarobarnes918

2 жыл бұрын

The second he said "it hit me wrong" it was about to go up lol

Haha “don’t you care if anybody is injured?” Bad move lady 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That tongue lashing Corny gave her was 🔥 😂😂

@jackkenefick2696

2 жыл бұрын

of all the people in the world... how unlucky is that!

@ramarobarnes918

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao I wish I was there..I would've been laughing

lol imagine flipping your car twice and then Jim Cornette appears out of nowhere and cuts a promo on you

@DefendYoungstown

27 күн бұрын

Some people would PAY for that to happen even if they were actually in danger of "flatlining on the way to the fuckin' hospital!"

@cosborne06

24 күн бұрын

I’d still ask for the autograph

When he says " it hittttt me wrong " I started dying lol

@51excalibur

9 ай бұрын

I was like “Oh boy. She done fucked up.” I was like the guy who was about to piss his pants laughing at Jim tell the story.

Jim cutting a promo on his neighbors. This is the content I subscribe for.

@Kas58223

3 жыл бұрын

That pure gold Corny really went for it

@MisterE1976

3 жыл бұрын

@mubzy122 Just imagine if he cut a promo on the cop,that would've been more hilarious .

Jims string of expletives always leaves me crying with laughter, especially when he has righteous anger at some idiot.

@RudeBoyKyle94

11 ай бұрын

I believe I heard someone excellently put it, “Jim uses curse words like Picasso uses a paintbrush.”

…It hit me wrong! Buckle up lol

@jackkenefick2696

Жыл бұрын

100% this

This was fucking hilarious..... Just hearing Bryan die on the other side gets me everytime.. Jim makes a 9 hour delivery shift feel like 4

@themandalorianG

Жыл бұрын

Same for me I work at a assembly plant, this shit helped me through the day.

This episode has to be one of the funniest episodes i can remember, if you have listened to this whole thing! Brian being stone made this 1,000 times better!😄

@Hellwolf36

3 жыл бұрын

Brian getting grilled for food choices, his laugh and stoned experiences are always the highlight of the JCE.

@Lenoxygen

3 жыл бұрын

Stoned Cold Brian Last

@LyingSecret

3 жыл бұрын

Did he actually confirm on air that he was stoned? and what was Cornettes reaction?

@Lenoxygen

3 жыл бұрын

@@LyingSecret yeah it's his new gimmick, he started getting high and turned face

@natebaxter9551

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lenoxygen to be fair he was a face until the the Jericho angle.

This has got to be #1 on the "best 2021 moments of Cornette's podcast". This angle was more riveting than anything that's been on TV in years.

@oyoyitsDOM

2 жыл бұрын

I came here to comment this exact thing... It will beat last year when they listened to tessa blanchard take a shit lol

@syko2695

Жыл бұрын

@@oyoyitsDOM What the fuck? Lmao

This is hands down the funniest Cornette segment I have ever heard. I'm listening to it again for the fifth time. This is comedy gold.

The kids car insurance should pay for your fence. Call Stephen if not ;)

@raulo19999

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's the liability coverage. This is hilarious.

Lmao Brian's laugh is funny. When he says monroe brothers I think of thing one and thing two from cat in the hat or those twins from the lorax

@TheLibermania

3 жыл бұрын

Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

@TheLibermania

3 жыл бұрын

@Skippy Skipperson Thank you very much. I guess that's the reason why i never heard of them, i'm too young and i'm pretty sure that never aired in Germany :)

@Astro319

3 жыл бұрын

Alf and Ralph as Thing 1 & Thing 2 doing endless yardwork on cranky Jim's property lends itself to some hilarious mental imagery 😂😂😂

@haljordan777

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLibermania They were a brother and sister but they called their contractor business the "Monroe Brothers".

"A gimmick fire hydrant" is a great phrase in this story

This never fucking gets old. That promo that Corny cuts on that woman is just poetry.

@jackkenefick2696

2 жыл бұрын

how many women is that now..

Jim Cornette, 100% guaranteed to deliver the ALL TIME CLASSIC "GET OFF MY LAWN!" PROMO 😄

Did Jericho fall out of the drivers side with the bubbly still in hand, wobbling toward the house shouting ‘Cornette! I heard you criticise me, no on criticise’s the ayatollah of....” (vomits and passes out)

@keefriff99

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Ninnuam999

3 жыл бұрын

I can read it with his voice haha

@CtKEngage

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@AkashKumar-xp7kr

3 жыл бұрын

I can hear Jericho shouting " what do u think this is some kind of comedy bus , do we look like comedians to u " lol

@ldm1327

3 жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's realistic 😂

Corny should bottle Brian's laughter to sell as an anti-depressant.

@themandalorianG

Жыл бұрын

That would work, better than taking 💊 's

Hands down the greatest promo on earth....that lady had no idea who she was talking too. And got the best promo outside of the business shot in her and the situation

12:52 "it hit me wrong" - cuts a promo!

Jim's outburst & Brian losing it is so hilarious! 🤣

" It hit me wrong".......😂😂

Damn, this story is better than what the wwf and aew put out weekly.

@tempestfennac9687

3 жыл бұрын

So what you're saying is that AEW should book an angle where Sue drives her car through Pac's fence? :P

@kalen2465

3 жыл бұрын

This story reminds of my old house. The road in that area was too small. One day we get new neighbors and they bring all their furniture. Which was in an 18 wheeler used by the rooms to go furniture store. They knocked down ever street sign along the way and nearly caused a collision with two other cars.

@tempestfennac9687

3 жыл бұрын

@@kalen2465 Did the police end up being called?

Poor Brian is going piss himself laughing so hard Priceless

“I hear this amazing crash of metal “ IT’S MICK FOLEY!!

@ZombifiedBuizel

Жыл бұрын

I always joked that the car wreck at the beginning of Foley's theme is him arriving at the arena

"I was just in my goddamn house!" Oh my god Jim, you're the best.

@13:53 "and now the Monroe Brothers..." - Corney maintains kayfabe through his anger beautifully lol - love Brian's belly laugh there

No matter how many times i listen to this story it gets funnier. This story never gets old.

How does this clip not have a million views?!

Just when Cornette makes you crack up, Last comes in with his gut buster to give you one likewise. Good shit.

Anybody driving 70 mph past Jim's house is over as a top heel.

@siqaraminmassaquoi1999

3 жыл бұрын

Right!!!! That disproves Jim's theory that you have to come out of a box to be over.

@jaymeister4850

3 жыл бұрын

@@siqaraminmassaquoi1999 Don't let Russo hear that

"were you wearing the Cornette face t-shirt?" LMAO

i used to live directly across the street from an elementary school, one morning i woke up to a cadillac in my front yard. they'd been speeding and jumped the curb, gone thru the chain link fence and landed 2ft from my house. DURING SCHOOL ZONE HOURS, IN FRONT OF A COP. the driver COULD NOT FOR THE LIFE OF HIM figure out why he was being arrested.

13:06 It was at this moment that lady knew... She fucked up! 🤣 All I have at this moment is an image of Corny taking in a very deep breath.... Getting ready to destroy this woman!

Jim makes realistic sounding car noises . 😂🤣

@ndg8240

7 ай бұрын

😂😂

safety net of my goddamn fence lol

I don’t know what’s funnier. Jim cutting that promo on that lady or the guy laughing.

The CDC needs to come check out brian's laugh because it's infectious lol

We need this story animated

"I hope you flatline on the way to the hospital!" 🤣😂🤣😂

@51excalibur

Жыл бұрын

I died at “Fuck all ya! Get fucked!”

@robertnapier624

Ай бұрын

Were you the one who was yelling?

Jim's tirade and Brian's hysterical laughter has made my fucking day 😂😂 Thank you guys so much

12:51 the greatest rant I have ever heard from Jim Cornette ... non-god bless him

Brian’s laughing really makes this all the better

This is my go to video whenever I'm feeling down! I literally cry laughing at this! 😅😅😅

@jackkenefick2696

2 жыл бұрын

i was just about to say this

Someone. Needs to print the art and have jim sign it

Of my goddamn fence !!!

The guy who's literally spent the VAST majority of his career playing heel 👠 in wrestling....and she gives you an opportunity for a Jim Cornette Gem like that 😂

The fact that Jim, a classic rock aficionado of the highest regard, believed that "Long Way From Home" by Foreigner was actually by Styx has shaken me to my core. I don't know what to believe any more.

@kevinangove3341

3 жыл бұрын

ikr?

@jaredbellow

3 жыл бұрын

Jim Cornette vs The Mooninites with the Foreigner belt

@cthulhupthagn5771

3 жыл бұрын

that was probably part of the joke

@awzthemusicalreviews

3 жыл бұрын

All fairness to Jim, Styx is just Foreigner ordered off of Wish (or vice versa, depending on your preference)

@Bunbunfunfun

Жыл бұрын

@@awzthemusicalreviews they are both high quality bands up to a specific point in time when they became cheesy.

I wish someone had this on video. I’m dying laughing 😂

This is an instant classic story.

Love the Carlin reference. Carlin on Campus is a classic.

This is by far my favorite story to listen to. I laugh uncontrollably every time

I'm sorry Corny got mixed up in this but i'm happy he was there to tell it.

Those 8 people in the neighbor's yard weren't there to see the wreck, they were there to watch Jim.

I can just hear Jericho shouting in the background, " what do u think this is some kind of comedy bus,do we look like comedians to u " lol

@siqaraminmassaquoi1999

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that what he said in the Wendy's drive thru incident?

@AkashKumar-xp7kr

3 жыл бұрын

@@siqaraminmassaquoi1999 yeah it was either dairy queen or Wendy's lol 😆

"And now the Monroe brothers..."

hearing how fired up Jim got just re-telling the story makes me laugh so much harder at how mad he must have been during the moment

Not sure what's more funny Jim's story or Brian laugh 🤣

@XtremeVirtualProWrestling

3 жыл бұрын

Both lol

@messey12

2 жыл бұрын

It's like chocolate and peanut butter: good by themselves but terrific when paired.

@51excalibur

Жыл бұрын

Let me know if you need some God damn oxygen because there’s more shit coming. Corny had no sympathy.

“I hope you flatline on the way to the fuckin hospital” 💀💀💀 gold

"NO!....NoiFffffuckin'DONT"🤣🤣🤣

Cornette is a great storyteller. He’s a legend. If there were more people like him in wrestling, it would be a much better industry

@Kas58223

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely such a great mind for wrestling he definitely is a great storyteller

@Therealgeoffchilds

3 жыл бұрын

I could not agree more. Like him or not if WWE had even 2 wrestlers that were even 35% as good as Jim on the stick. I know I would still be watching

@Kas58223

3 жыл бұрын

@@Therealgeoffchilds definitely no way bringing myself to watch WWE none of them can cut a promo like cornette because everything is scripted and not letting the wrestlers be themselves

@Therealgeoffchilds

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kas58223 I know brother it's like watching kids pretending to be wrestlers man. I get embaressed for them lol

@Kas58223

3 жыл бұрын

@@Therealgeoffchilds also finding out that goof idiot Adam page isn’t a real cowboy is stupid he just cosplaying one where James Storm lives that life has the country house the farm etc so james storm is being himself but turned up to 10

"It hit me wrong!!!...." Hahahaha all gold from there on in 😂😂👍

"get fucked" is just the best

This rant is up there with the Dairy Queen incident!

@willmarkley4237

3 жыл бұрын

And the story of Jim's car being destroyed in a hardcore match on Raw. That one Jim has a version and Prichard on his podcast doing his Jim impression both have a version of that that to get the full enjoyment you almost have to hear both. I thought this is that level. I forgot Dairy Queen. Absolutely.

@SjC420

3 жыл бұрын

@@willmarkley4237 I love Bruce Prichard's Cornette impression!

I wish I was there to see all of this, but Corny is so prone to details that he can paint a picture for you with his words like you saw it for yourself.

"I hope you flatline on the way to the fucking hospital!" I'm fucking crying 😂😂😂

I'm literally mad at KZread because I literally want to use both thumbs to thumbs up this video twice. I need the epic rant starting at 13 minutes in my life in a loop, chills so honest and good and right. I feel the exact same way when a drunk driver is barrelling around I always cheer for the tree and hope the tree isn't hurt that the scumbag crashed into.

That lady found out the hard way who corney was that day 🤣😂🤣

"Let me know if you need some god damned oxygen cause there's more shit coming up!"😂😂😂😂😂

I have literally got up off the floor. This was funny AF! 😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

It’s always a Mustang

@JPS47

3 жыл бұрын

I know. There's one that always going at high speed through the street in front of my apartment. I'm worried it would end up in my living room

"It hit me WRONG!" Ding Dong! then came the Shitstain,Bucky Beaver,Jim Herd WCW, Greg the office boy, Ross the merch weasel and the Dairy Queen drive-thru bitch flashbacks, and wouldn't you know who won the pony, Shit was on and everyone there got an epic Jim Cornette promo!😂

I had the exact same thought as Brian, I pictured jim shouting at his neighbours in his tshirt with his face on it :)))

Brian losing it was cracking me up the whole time 😂👏 I'm the same way as Jim, and that's probably why I respect him so much.

"He's lucky he was alive alive? I should have been the first one down there!" [Visual: Corney stomping the driver like he's a member of the Rock N Roll Express...] Get on it, Travis!

When Bryan Last says "oooooh" mid promo, you know shit got real

I was in tears listening to this 😂🤣

This was better than anything on Raw or Smackdown in the last 20 years

Welcome to my neighborhood ::shotgun pumps:: Now git! 🤣

An indignant Corny stomping out to a car accident scene in his front yard wearing his fluffy bathrobe and rabbit slippers with a freshly opened Sprite Zero in hand, cutting a promo on injured accident victims who were just sitting there nursing their wounds, going back inside, standing by the window and surveying the scene just getting more and more pissed while chugging another Sprite Zero, and once a cop got there deciding to do another run-in just to bury everyone again. This shit is more entertaining than literally anything on WWE TV over the past 15 years.

That one is right up there with the dq and spoiled mayonnaise incidents.

I love when Brian loses his shit laughing at Jim's antics.

I'm sorry but it's soooooooooooo hilarious when Jim Cornette gets pissed 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

The sound to start to video already had me 😂

Cornette for HoF 2022

@ismithy147

3 жыл бұрын

We can only hope!