The Girl Scouts in my town successfully set up shop in a mall near a 24 Hr Fitness. That’s James Bond villain diabolical.

@Jackalblade9

2 жыл бұрын

@@KevinSorbo. Same, the moment weed went legal here there were Girl Scouts out front of the shops. Just plain brilliant.

@bradpaton3927

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jackalblade9 or they just watched Friends.

@kevinblayton1177

2 жыл бұрын

Does Planet Fitness still give away free pizza on Mondays?

@TheDaveKrueger

2 жыл бұрын

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to eat..."

@wilcee675

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinblayton1177 Not where I'm at.

this whole thing so needs to be part of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode

@mazzb305

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. Corny is the Southern Larry David 😂

Corny i swear your everyday life content so much more entertaining than anything else you do. I couldn’t stop laughing. Lock gimmick is priceless.

12 bucks in change for a box of Girl Scout Cookies? No, that sounds about right.

@tommccloskey3595

2 жыл бұрын

Well, in 2008, they were 10 dollars lol

@mikepagebrand

2 жыл бұрын

You pay $12? Here in Maryland they're usually like $5-6

@tommccloskey3595

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikepagebrand Lol we don't pay that much. I don't know how much they are. We were exaggerating because for cookies, they are expensive.

"Unlocker" sounds kind of like a counter to a submission hold.

Any time Jim says " Did I ever tell yew that story?" you know it's gonna be good

From what I understand the gimmick on the keys is called a "fob"

I can confirm VA still has those $.25 unmanned tolls. The dumbest most hidden inconvenience ever created

Lol. The unlocker gimmick where you hit the deal and it opens the thing.

2009, South Georgia, had a jerk take a full 5 gallon gasoline can off the back of my truck when I went inside the gas station to use the bathroom. Don't let Jim kid you, they will rob you blind in some parts of that state and wont blink an eye. The bad thing is that 5 gallons of gas had about half an inch of water in it too. Thats why it was on the back of my truck. I hadnt had time to siphon the good gas out of the can.

@jeffreyloskoskill4901

2 жыл бұрын

You ain't kidding buddy. I live in upstate S.C. and if it isn't nail, screwed, tied or bolted down some meth-head or Fentynl junkie will take it and run like the wind. That's why I laugh when people say 'southern hospitality'. Maybe in isolated area down here but not everywhere!

@jackkottwitz5236

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreyloskoskill4901 There are parts and places I love--there are good people in GA. Some other places though, I'm not ever going back for a reason.

@tobiasfarragut292

2 жыл бұрын

So would the watered gasoline fuck up someone’s fuel line resulting in some great karma for that douche nozzle?

@jackkottwitz5236

2 жыл бұрын

@@tobiasfarragut292 i have hoped that for a long time... it was mixed as well as it could be from driving.

@jeffreyloskoskill4901

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackkottwitz5236 I agree. I got family in. Mr. Pleasant and a few miles away in North Charlston it looks like a Mad Max style wasteland!

Jim you remind me of the Scout cookies I used to get 5 or 10 boxes, all Thin Mints we had 4 Girl Scouts on our block!

@mazzb305

2 жыл бұрын

Thin Mints are supreme

@youtubebannedme4207

2 жыл бұрын

@@mazzb305 Thin mints are disgusting. Its mint and chocolate. Why not just garb a Hershey's bar and a tube of toothpaste. The peanutbutter ones the caramel ones, hell even the smores ones are better. I'd rather chew on a mouth full of killer bees than eat 1 thin mint.

This is so funny the unlocker gimmick 🤣

Jim was more pissed at the guy who couldn't use proper change at a toll booth than he was the guy who robbed him and gave him girl scout cookies as an apology.

Girl Scout Cookies is a great marijuana strain

Sometimes I feel like this is my dad and someone younger than him(but older than me) trying to talk and they need an interpreter that can speak both their languages

Twice in high school my car was broken into in the school lot. Once, the person broke my window(it was a POS car and the doors were unlocked) they realized there was nothing of value in the car, so they stole my radio and heater control knobs. Another time in a different car, somebody got in and stole my half-full pack of cigarettes and left three tampons, (thankfully not used) in place of them. To this day both situations boggle my mind and cause me to lose sleep.

@adamdenby1282

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing that crack me up haha

“The Unlocker Gimmick” sounds like if Vince McMahon gave a wrestler a locksmith gimmick. “You’re gonna be the.. Unlocker!”

@nathantturnert1631

2 жыл бұрын

Good attempt bub, but it didn't make me laugh. Try again.

@MBM1117727

2 жыл бұрын

@@nathantturnert1631 nobody gives a shit if you laughed or not

@nathantturnert1631

2 жыл бұрын

@@MBM1117727 shut tfup! You're gonna show me some respect! Don't interfere in my comment

@MBM1117727

2 жыл бұрын

@@nathantturnert1631 lol

I've never yelled key fob so many times...lol

Considering how much Girl Scout cookies cost now adays it sounds like you were changed correctly

The image in my mind of seeing a box of girl scout cookies in my car that weren't there when I was last in it would give me the twilight zone creeps.

Sounds like Corny was robbed by a father desperate to get rid of his daughter's last box of Girl Scout cookies.

1:50 the modern key😂😂😂

Jim is too funny! 🤣

@michaelmarino7391

2 жыл бұрын

You're too cute! 😍

@lisavee4670

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmarino7391 Thanks

@emperorburton

2 жыл бұрын

Slow down Michael, lol.

Lol the technical name for the unlocker gimmick is key fob

9:30 "The Mets blah blah"... "Well I really don't care" Laughed way too hard. 😅😅

I like a good Jim Cornette story that’s outside of wrestling.

@razvangeorgescu1556

2 жыл бұрын

Yeap. The car on the fence one was brilliant

Wait a minute. Being a fellow Kentuckian in the Louisville market like him, how the hell does he not know what E-Z Pass is? They built a toll bridge between Louisville and Indiana that uses it. There have been tons and tons of news stories on it, and it gets mentioned all the time because they're working on the singular non-toll bridge in the county so for weeks at a time you had to use the toll bridge to go to work. And they canceled or changed the recipe on the few good cookies they had so I haven't bought one in years.

@chrismacks3640

2 жыл бұрын

Louisville in the house

@benholman8860

2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't know a what a key fob is called.

@Synard66

2 жыл бұрын

@@benholman8860 Nah, nobody else does

@mazzb305

2 жыл бұрын

Corny barely leaves the house at this point 😂😂

@jessewahwah

2 жыл бұрын

Jim Cornette doesn't even realize he isn't a Democrat anymore.

What Corny didn't know is that girl scout was a huge Rock n' Roll Express fan, but still had to babyface it somehow

- That’s where the Mets have their farm team. - Yeah, I, uh, I really don’t care.

Jim, please write a book of "Cornettisms." I'm dying over the unlocker gimmick.

Ironically, the other "unlocker gimmick" is called a "Slim Jim" lol

Lmao that scout

Everybody needs an "unlocker gimmick".

I knew this was going to be good & Corny did not disappoint in any way!

Was anybody else waiting for Jim to say he got in the wrong Expedition?

Literally crying right now listening to this........

@jcc3333

2 жыл бұрын

The unlocker gimmick

How about Jim no-selling Brian’s love of the Mets 🤣🤣

The gimmick that Jim is talking about is called a Fob or remote. As for the tale gate, it's a lift gate. Black Beauty should have an AI like KITT or KARR

@MBM1117727

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah we have things like that to open the front door of apartment buildings I the UK and we call them fobs.

@williammitchell4417

2 жыл бұрын

@@MBM1117727 I guess it beats calling them Sonic screwdrivers 😁

@MBM1117727

2 жыл бұрын

@@williammitchell4417 well tbf these fobs don't have buttons you just scan them next to the door and it opens

Key Fob. It's called a Key Fob 🔑

The Virginia Beach expressway 10 cents or a quarter

The Perpetrator Had those Cookies In Their Front Hoodie Pocket, & as They Were RanSack'n Cornette's Vehicle...The Cookies Fell Out. (Cornette Shoulda Called TheLaw, & Possibly Had TheCookieBox Dusted For Prints.)

Sounds like his car got broken into in Macon. Seeing some of those people there it would not surprise me.

I remember when I was a kid up here in New York, someone broke into my mother's car and stole a bunch of change she had and a box of rocks I picked up at the park.

It's called a key fob.

Same thing happened to my car it was locked and right outside my house I was the only one home and I go back to my car and someone didn’t take all my change but it looked like someone just went it and grabbed a handful of coins or just a little scoop

We have ez pass but they still have lanes for cash. The other option they did during covid was letting people go through and use the tag to mail the bill.

Thin Mints and Samoas/Caramel Delights are worth it.

KEY FOB DAMNIT!!! Last was being a douche here lol

It's a key fob That's on your key chain to for your vehicle

I feel you Jim , If I'm in my car doors are locked at all times same as my house.

Am I the only one picturing Jim getting arrested because he drove through a DUI checkpoint, only rolling down the window to throw a handful of change at the cops then speeding away? Not because he is drunk, mind you, but because he is singularly focused on getting to his destination.

How are you not gonna press Jim on what "burger towels" are?!

What places do they only accept E-ZPass and no physical money?

A lot of shit happens to Jim’s cars🤣🤣🤣

an unlocker gimmick lmao. Love the way Jim use wrestling terms for everything

...now I need to see a manager *chirp chirp* a monster heel wrestler.

LMFAO Ahh fuck that shit is hilarious

Never heard a key fab be referred to as an unlock gimmick

I wonder what kind of cookies they were

I lived in Orlando for years and in the late 90,s the 405 or 404 took pennies at the toll machine

B: oh that’s where the Mets had their AAA team! J: yeah I really don’t care LOL

The unlocker gimmick

Burgled. You’ve been burgled, Jim.

Corny got Macho Manned. His door's lock snapped into a Slim Jim.

@nathantturnert1631

2 жыл бұрын

Ehh, gotta try again boss. Unfortunately it didn't make me laugh.

It’s called a Key Fob Jim 🤣

@MisterE1976

2 жыл бұрын

You say key fob Corny thinks kayfabe!🤣🤣🤣

Robbed by girl scouts. That's different.

What kind of girl scout cookies does Jim not like?

Keyfob....he's talking about a keyfob....

Toll Hack. Under the collection bin there is a change return and it's always full. Never pay the toll.

when he said unlocker gimmick i thought he was talking about a rib or some of wrestler gimmick

The unlocker gimmick hahahah u mean key fob?

The word is remote

Its called a key fob ffs

10:30 … this is some of the dry ass comedy I come here for.

#UnlockerGimmick

3:23am, listening to 🌽🌽🌽

Jim’s getting ripped off big time with that Coinstar. He’s better off just rolling the pennies.

This story is so awesome 😂

Key fab 👍

Did he have a stroke

Key fob Jim...lol

I love Jim but why oh why does he use wrestling talk when talking about everyday occurrences? "Unlocker Gimmick"

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Hahahaha

Jim's whole life is a gimmick

Hiiiiii ! :)

I would be more than happy to hear Cornette recall these life stories. Without touching the mediocre Wrestling in 2022. Hilarious.

Next on the news cornette in a high speed chase for speeding thru toll booths lol