Jesus didn't have the holy power of walking on water, we have the holy power of swimming in water

@marbulOfficial

9 ай бұрын

Pinned 21 hours ago? Legend.

@eliasalvarez8397

9 ай бұрын

JESUS CAN IF HE WANTED TO SWIM IN WATER SO STOP MAKING FUN OF THE LORD YOHR GOD

@hikermrsblood1

8 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 it’s a joke…

@xnotable

8 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 bro is unable to take a joke

@eliasalvarez8397

8 ай бұрын

@@xnotable your just mad cause you know I’m talking the truth

I showed this to my dad who is a pastor he loved it

@maelynreadsbooks

9 ай бұрын

I’m also a pastors kid and I can confirm my dad would laugh at this

@eliasalvarez8397

9 ай бұрын

Then your dad is not a pastor any man or person who laughs at this is not a true follower of GOD

@maelynreadsbooks

9 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 You do you, and me and my dad will do us, have a good night :)

@BraytonHarkness

9 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 whatever man

@eliasalvarez8397

9 ай бұрын

@@maelynreadsbooks are you a son of GOD yes so if you are you wouldn’t laugh at but since your not May GOD help you

I'm a swimming pool and this is hilarious.

@imnotroma2089

Жыл бұрын

What😂

@futureDreamer4

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@xplodingkatz

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@shanerowell1488

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@Dazeroh

Жыл бұрын

Electronics in water is dangerous if you don't reply you have sadly died due to electricity

"really nailed that one!" OMG 🤣

@countessdeworde

Жыл бұрын

OMG I'm going to hell for laughing at this video. XD

@jojosbizarreexistence1351

Жыл бұрын

That one didn’t age quite so well

@benmcdonough8996

Жыл бұрын

Too soon bro, too soon

@jocelyn8635

Жыл бұрын

Ha took me a minute to get it

@FennixGamingYT

Жыл бұрын

Oh yikes I didn't catch that XD

"he really nailed that one!" Bro did him dirty 💀

@Ominate

8 ай бұрын

Really nailed him down huh

@adamch14

4 ай бұрын

@@Ominateonto the cross

@Ominate

4 ай бұрын

@@adamch14 i accept my fate😔

@adamch14

3 ай бұрын

@@OminateI do as well

- Roman 1: "oh my god.." - Roman 2 and 3: "..which one?"

@eryk3146

Жыл бұрын

Would’ve paid money for that to have been said😂😂

@LimitasiLeonson

Жыл бұрын

헿.., you think it's funny?

@____Carnage____

11 ай бұрын

@@LimitasiLeonson yes

@MarsPanic001

26 күн бұрын

@@LimitasiLeonsonyes

@LimitasiLeonson

26 күн бұрын

@@MarsPanic001 I've forgotten the context probably said by jesus there

Good thing he didn’t decide to dive head first.

@bobhmmm

Жыл бұрын

If they drown don't ask jesus

@user-mt4dk6yi8d

10 ай бұрын

*God thing

As a Christian, this is the most freaken hilarious thing I have ever seen.

@crummybunny777

8 ай бұрын

Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤ Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤ God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤ To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit. KZreadrs I recommend Impact videos ministries David diga Hernandez IsaiahSaldivar Mapalo DLM christian lifestyle Billy garham Danial adams Living waters Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior I believe in my heart that God raised him from the dead by faith in your word I receive salvation now Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this* Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God Things to get rid of in your home 1sage 2dream catchers 3crystals 4crystal ball 5ouija board 6 tarot and angel cards 7religious statues 8demonic movies music or video games 9soul times items 10pornography Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to. Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't 150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤ Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤ Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve You serve the devil when you Lie Hate Blasphemy Disobey Lazy Gossip Gluttony Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house Hate And unforgivness And cussing murder and more And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤ God is holy and righteous God is love So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤ You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤ Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN! Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior! God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤ Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤

@Henry-yg1yc

7 ай бұрын

What's funny about them wearing Roman soldier helmets?

@minihttydedits1658

4 ай бұрын

Same, and I think Jesus would laugh at this too 😂

@Henry-yg1yc

4 ай бұрын

@@minihttydedits1658 That’s not what I asked.

@Tommy-vo4ts

4 ай бұрын

@@Henry-yg1ycbro shut up, don’t you see the actual joke of the video?

Im a Christian and this is hilarious.

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

You didn’t really need to qualify it that way. If someone actually got offended by this it wouldn’t matter if they were Christian or not. It’d mean they have no sense of humor

@levisummers4900

Жыл бұрын

God bless you

@Hum7n0id

Жыл бұрын

Is it hilarious to be a Christian?

@khoado2060

Жыл бұрын

@@fezzik7619 Damn the imaginary libtards must be so owned lmao. Keep up the good work.

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

@@khoado2060 “libtards”? Do you live on a 3rd grade playground? Identity politics are regressive and have destroyed the political discourse anyway.

As a fellow believer in God, I can confirm this is good works Edit: I’ve gained some knowledge in the past year, I’ve reread the comment thread and the only thing I regret is I talked smack about Catholics. I’ve recently got kicked out of a “Christian” school just because of stupid things like hair. I was taught that Christians were better than Catholics by this same school too but it is not the case at all. Catholics and Christians are in the same exact level. The only difference is that Catholics do more stuff in the churches but they believe the same exact things. I’ve also encountered Christians that are obviously even more miserable than I thought Catholics were. So I apologize about that. At the end of the day I don’t like any of these stupid religions, I just call myself a believer of God and that’s it. So yes, sorry for being judgmental to Catholics or whatever

@atomicconservativeskunk1094

11 ай бұрын

@Lee_Hechos_2_versiculo_38 bro relax it’s just a harmless joke

@atomicconservativeskunk1094

11 ай бұрын

@Lee_Hechos_2_versiculo_38 how is it sin? Why does everything have to be so miserable, we are supposed to be happy that we know God. Not get depressed over stupid stuff

@atomicconservativeskunk1094

11 ай бұрын

@Lee_Hechos_2_versiculo_38 how is this disrespectful? It’s literally just a harmless KZread video. Mocking Jesus is what happened at Brazil, that was absolutely horrible what they did at Brazil. Brazil was actually mocking Jesus. This video is literally nothing, it’s just a funny video with Jesus not being able to go through water because he walks on water. It’s literally just a stupid joke, there is no mocking.

@EndlessMalice

11 ай бұрын

eh...@Lee_Hechos_2_versiculo_38

@belowaverage2754

11 ай бұрын

​@Lee_Hechos_2_versiculo_38shut yo ass

jesus jokes are always top tier

@eliasalvarez8397

9 ай бұрын

I feel bad for you cause you don’t know what you are saying

@DonquaviusJDHigglebottom

9 ай бұрын

​@@eliasalvarez8397 silence wench

@thmxsz

9 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 we all definitly do you idiot

@hikermrsblood1

8 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 so long as we understand jokes are jokes and that they aren’t straight up blaspheming they are fine

@eliasalvarez8397

8 ай бұрын

@@hikermrsblood1 there fine to you but not the son of GOD

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA TURN THE WATER INTO WINE BUT THIS IS ART DEAR LORD-

This is the funniest clip I seen in a long time!!! Lol thank you we need more laughter in this world!

@eliasalvarez8397

9 ай бұрын

And you and the whole world need to be save too

@AustinAndLucas

8 ай бұрын

​@@eliasalvarez8397🤓

@K4YK3_141

8 ай бұрын

​@@eliasalvarez8397this dude keeps spamming every single comment here,it's a joke video,it's not mocking Jesus

@eliasalvarez8397

8 ай бұрын

@@K4YK3_141 May the lord have mercy upon your life

@K4YK3_141

8 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 and may he have Mercy in yours too.

Jesus forgot he can walk on water 😂

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

Wow. The joke didn’t get past YOU Captain Obvious.

@masonallison8657

Жыл бұрын

​@@fezzik7619 😐

@skilledmemoryroblox

Жыл бұрын

@@masonallison8657" 😐"

@masonallison8657

Жыл бұрын

@@skilledmemoryroblox "" 😐""

@MacBurger1234

Жыл бұрын

@@masonallison8657 😐

The creativity of the Ross creations team is off the charts 😂😂

As a Roman legionary, I have to admit, this is hilarious.

Jesus just forgot to turn off "walking on water" mode lol

what normal people see:pool what jesus sees:concrete floor edit:honestly this was just a shit comment that i decide to make because i had way too much free time so idk how i got 100+ likes

@anakinskywalker4181

Жыл бұрын

Wine*

@unknownplayz1029

9 ай бұрын

@@anakinskywalker4181Grape floor

@eliasalvarez8397

9 ай бұрын

What you see : a joke What Jesus see: his son laughing at him

@hikermrsblood1

8 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 I feel like a father and son would laugh at each other from time to time

@eliasalvarez8397

8 ай бұрын

@@hikermrsblood1 what do you mean by that

"Your dad doesn't let you swim" really got me 💀

missed opportunity to turn the whole pool to wine

Am actually glad he did not go into the water with the fishes. Good job Jesus😂❤👏

"Really NAILED that one" they've gone too far 💀

@frankenlogfilms

10 ай бұрын

You're right, they've gone too far. Jesus nailed himself on the cross for us sinners because he loves us, and Christians or any people who don't believe in Jesus Christ should at all say that type of stuff.

@TwisterX8

10 ай бұрын

@@frankenlogfilms bro i meant they were smart with that joke lmao this is a skit its not serious

@frankenlogfilms

10 ай бұрын

​@@TwisterX8 it really is for Jesus when something is said like that

@Noltied

9 ай бұрын

Please don’t take it too seriously. Jesus loved us all and I can guarantee you that if he were to see this now, he’d be laughing too. ❤️

@TwisterX8

9 ай бұрын

@@Noltied i meant it in a funny way.

Everybody gangsta till he turns the water into wine 💀

The Romans really Nailed this one! Right to the cross! hahaha

I'm an ancient Roman soldier and this is hilarious

I’m 4 percent Christian and I find this funny as hell

@Bruh1

8 ай бұрын

4% 😂

Guess Jesus forgot to deactivate the walk on water spell.

This is one of those jokes that didnt "sink in" at first. (no pun intended). I laughed so hard i got a nosebleed.

@obl1xn385

Жыл бұрын

😔

I've lost my ticket to heaven for laughing at this Edit: i didn't think I would start a debate about heaven being real or not

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

No you haven’t. Heaven doesn’t exist.

@thegamergang777

Жыл бұрын

Where do you think you got your sense of humor from?

@monke7919

Жыл бұрын

@Fezzik 76 everyone's entitled to their beliefs just because you don't believe in it doesn't mean you have ti go around telling people it dosent exist as if they're not allowed to belive in it

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

@@monke7919 They’re allowed to express their beliefs. I’m equally allowed to express mine. Furthermore, I’m also allowed to say their beliefs are absolutely delusional. Religion would be fine if it was just believing in the imaginary and leaving it at that, but it’s super destructive to humanity so it’s deserving of not only ridicule, but eradication. And no I do not mean the eradication of the PEOPLE, just the religions they practice.

@artisticsoldiers8105

Жыл бұрын

​@@fezzik7619 I want evidence physical evidence to prove heaven doesn't exist You've never been there so don't act like you know everything about heaven You will never know until after you die so don't act like you know before you die

This had me rolling! I need yo read my Bible again cuz I did not expect it 😂

This is truly a divine joke

The fact that he still got wet without any of the fun pool action is a major lose-lose lmao

I’m a person with long hair and this is hilarious

I thought he’d end up turning the pool into wine

BRO FORGOT TO DISABLE HIS GOD MODE.

"Jesus cant walk on water, its impossible!" Jesus :

This is actually funny and i almost laughed at it but seeing Jesus cry and walking away from the pool makes me feel bad.

"You really nailed that one" 💀

@adamch14

5 ай бұрын

Dang took it far but it was smart

His dad didn’t give him the power to swim bc swimming didn’t even exist yet

As a Christian, this makes me wonder if he could turn the ability on and off

@markstein2845

9 ай бұрын

He can do everything

Really NAILED that one

@frankenlogfilms

10 ай бұрын

That's not funny though because Jesus got nailed to the cross because he loves us. Not because we should say stuff like that.

@divhanithiba2759

9 ай бұрын

@@frankenlogfilms relax buddy if you don't like it leave it to us who do

@kaptinkupkakes

9 ай бұрын

​@logan22010 I agree, but cmon, lighten up a bit😅

@frankenlogfilms

9 ай бұрын

@@divhanithiba2759 Pray for the full armor and the holy spirit, then you'll realize it's not so funny at all.

@not_funny_I_didnt_laugh

9 ай бұрын

​@@frankenlogfilms don't take this seriously, this comment is supposed to be a joke, if you don't like it then don't watch it. Keep your opinions to yourself, because I'm gonna be honest here, nobody cares mate.

This is one of the most intelligent jokes I've ever seen

@JoinTheFight_Trump24

2 ай бұрын

Dang I’m surprised you never got an “Um Ackshully” atheist on this comment lol

Jesus forgot to turn his 'walk on water' mode off💀💀💀

Really nailed that one 💀

Great Video, made me laugh and I watched it numerous times.

Forgot to turn off his walk on water button

I pray for Him not to be crucified again ! He is such a cool guy !

I just barely saw that clip being used in another video and HAD to search out the full little skit, OMFGs this was too funny XD

christian and omg i shed tears of laughter. literally my fav video

this is the pinnacle of comedy

Jesus only walks on water

I’m Jesus and I find this hilarious

@eliasalvarez8397

8 ай бұрын

You ain’t Jesus your name might be Jesus but you can’t say that you are the son of GOD

@an.arctic.whisper

8 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 With all due respect I think you missed the joke. The romans invited jesus to a pool party because they wanted to laugh at him because of his inability to swim. If anything, the joke is more criticizing the romans than making fun of Christ.

@eliasalvarez8397

8 ай бұрын

@@an.arctic.whisper if the invited Jesus to come to the pool and you’re laughing at This I’m pretty sure it’s about Jesus

@AustinAndLucas

8 ай бұрын

​​@@eliasalvarez8397🤓

I'm a catholic and this is accurate

@mbsraynnjek4143

Жыл бұрын

Oh well katholics also koloniale b*stards.. Just as bad than cristians..

This one is a legendary video hands down

He really committed to that jump

They are so mean but this is funny 😂

He should turn water into wine or some shit like that

@ovencore2549

Жыл бұрын

nah that wouldnt be sanitary

And that's how these three centurions ended up being eternally damned to the pits of Tartus.

As a Christian, I can confirm Jesus still have the holy power of walking water

Underrate this guy need more love

I’m a Christian and this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day 💀 Edit: I can also see some Romans actually trying this too 💀💀💀

@eliasalvarez8397

9 ай бұрын

Well cristian don’t say bad word and your laughing at this which prove your not an actual cristian

@room5058

8 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 kid you’re not even spelling it right

@eliasalvarez8397

8 ай бұрын

@@room5058 and your not and actually christian

@room5058

8 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 There ya go buddy! I’ve been a believer my whole life, and I approach it with comedy. Who are you to deny another’s way of loving and showing love for God? That doesn’t seem very Christ-like to me, kiddo

@eliasalvarez8397

8 ай бұрын

@@room5058you been a false believer cause we Christian don’t sin and say bad word or laugh at this

As a KZread commenter, I can confirm that this was a video.

Bro the laughing cough at the end 😂

Bro I am Christian and this got me

BEST!

jesus then realizes he was on the high side

bro forgot to take off the frost walker enchantment

“That was funny as shit!” - John 3:16

@eliasalvarez8397

9 ай бұрын

Hey if your ganna talk about the Bible you better watch your mouth

@fuchainsa

9 ай бұрын

@@eliasalvarez8397 Aww, ok.

@yamatoshimizufil-japs

8 ай бұрын

TF?

@Thejuicemerchant

8 ай бұрын

@eliasalvarez8397 hey if your gonna get angry at people for swearing at least spell things right

@eliasalvarez8397

8 ай бұрын

@@Thejuicemerchant if your laughing at this at least know what your are doing

I'm curious how that didn't hurt? Must be a hard gel or something? lol

@ovencore2549

Жыл бұрын

what people do for our entertainment

Bro forgot that he can walk on water

Bro, literally can walk on water

Oh my gosh and I’m peeing myself but because I’m Christian it comes out as wine. At least I think that’s what it is…

@GCEXTREMEMN

Жыл бұрын

I think thats a sign of a bad liver? Or kidney idk.

@frankenlogfilms

10 ай бұрын

@@GCEXTREMEMN It's a sign of sin whoever laughs at this video.

@GCEXTREMEMN

10 ай бұрын

@@frankenlogfilms laughing is not a sin. Based on your logic, the new The Chosen series would be a sinful series..as it even has Jesus making jokes of his own powers. Dude, God has a sense of humor and laughs with us..thats love.

@frankenlogfilms

10 ай бұрын

​@@GCEXTREMEMNwhere I'm trying to get at is the part where he made up the part where he said "really nailed that one"

@frankenlogfilms

10 ай бұрын

@@GCEXTREMEMN So based on your logic you didn't understand that one of them said that.

I’m an atheist and this was hilarious

@markstein2845

9 ай бұрын

You’re an atheist for the moment

Poor Jesus, he just wanted to swim... 😔

He forgot to turn off "Walk on water" mode.

As a Christian, I can confirm this is so funny, and for all the people that thinks it's disrespectful, god has a sense of humor!

@arandomguyontheinternet3111

9 ай бұрын

Christians arent furry killers tho

@KnowOneYouNo288

9 ай бұрын

​@@arandomguyontheinternet3111what does that have to do with anything?

@arandomguyontheinternet3111

9 ай бұрын

@@KnowOneYouNo288 Christians aren't supposed to go around spreading any form of hate. Saying your a furry killer and a Christians directly goes against each other. It is written a man cannot have 2 masters he must love 1 and hate the other. We must treat people with kindness and respect and forgive people like God has forgiven us. God bless.

@lushkha

8 ай бұрын

​@@arandomguyontheinternet3111Are you okay?

@arandomguyontheinternet3111

8 ай бұрын

@@lushkha his username and profile picture was "furry killer" and what not. Christians ain't supposed to spread hate but spread the love of God.

I’m a Jesus and this is hilarious

Most apt "oh my god" ever uttered

This is amazing lol

I’m hilarious and this is Christian

@ovencore2549

Жыл бұрын

hi christian im dad

@pooppoop9112

Жыл бұрын

​@@ovencore2549 your not dad your ovencore liar

@frankenlogfilms

9 ай бұрын

Hi Hilarious.

This was sad😢 Jesus cant swim in the swimming pool😭 The fact its fr sad af

Can't believe they got Jesus to record a skit with them

Jesus in Florida! I guess this would be their dream: that Jesus is actually a Republican! HA!!

@netflixnotnte

Жыл бұрын

When was politics involved my guy?

@javimu111

Жыл бұрын

@@netflixnotnte : In Florida?? Ya gotta be kiddin'!! The video is great, btw.

@mareksarvas1102

Жыл бұрын

You are wrong, it is a classic 2000 year old pool architecture used in Jerusalem. Russian scientists proved it. 🤣

@javimu111

Жыл бұрын

@@mareksarvas1102 : And they're going to open a new Dairy factory too, there in Jerusalem! They're gonna call it "Cheeses of Nazareth"!

@rudolphschmidt313

Жыл бұрын

Lmao what cringe

"Really nailed that one: :skull:

'Really nailed the one😂😂

Looks like Jesus forgot to off the ability to walk on water 😂😂😂...

Man this is sad yet fun

Funniest video I've ever seen with Jesus in it. Plot twist: this swimming pool even happened before his crucifixion, while Jesus was actively preaching. These soldiers knew what was coming, Jesus would be arrested sooner or later. Then put to death: crucified. OR the soldier he was speaking to was the one who nailed criminals to the cross. So much to explore! And so funny.

WHEN I SAW THE TITLE I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN😂😂😂

I thought he gonna turn pool water into wine

As a person with a sense of humor, I can say that this is funny

forgot to deactivate his skill

I can imagine he carry a cross on his back when he get up and crouch..

oh jesus xD this is awesome

he looked so *cross* with those guys

@AustinAndLucas

8 ай бұрын

💀

Im a Christian..... I loved this. This was great.

bro jesus forgot to off god mode

I was expecting something similar to this or him to turn the pool into wine but this is better

Bro this means he committed to jumping on glass or something wow

I was expecting him to turn the water into wine