he certainly lifted that to a higher plane...

@philippelaurent3776

4 жыл бұрын

Best pun 2020

@hgone7221

4 жыл бұрын

😁

@Dream-oi3nt

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, that was quite the glorious pun you made my dude 😄

@kevinreardon2558

4 жыл бұрын

To err is human, to pun is Divine.

@wayneunderwood5921

4 жыл бұрын

Boom 💥

Anybody who's confused about this one, take a look at the date... that's right: it's almost Easter! Perfect timing to post the restoration of this holy relic.

@ColonelRPG

4 жыл бұрын

🙏

@grumpy5724

4 жыл бұрын

And today is April fool's day also

@TheRealColBosch

4 жыл бұрын

@@grumpy5724 That may be the hardest "woosh" I've ever seen.

@moehoward01

4 жыл бұрын

Restoration or..... Resurrection?

@PandaMan02

4 жыл бұрын

@@grumpy5724 no, that was last year.

The Stigmata and "3 days to dry for some reason" references are hilarious.lol

Ah, I see what you did there! You used glue instead of screws to prevent "cross" threading! Great one Erik! 😂

@heukelummer

4 жыл бұрын

You nailed it:He didn't want to screw this up!

@madcapmagician6018

4 жыл бұрын

now thats funny

@hgone7221

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, pun masters at work.

@NerdInventor

4 жыл бұрын

Hugo Gonzalez Oh, you have seen nothing yet! 😂

@roberternest7289

4 жыл бұрын

This is puntastic, but for some it is a punishment

This isn’t a canon episode, leaving my boy “garbage on the floor” out of a special ep. dang man, doing my boy dirty like that

@JonManProductions

4 жыл бұрын

garbage on the floor is just that, he's not Garboman.

@TravisFloyd

4 жыл бұрын

JonManProductions whoa two of my favorite off beat you tubers? COMBINED

Hand Tool Rescue is literally making "...the crooked straight, and the rough places plain." (Isaiah 40:4)

@jordanhouston252

4 жыл бұрын

KPA78 OH MY GOSH!!! That’s incredible!!!

@erinmcquade4715

4 жыл бұрын

That’s either some good biblical study or google coming in hot! Either way... u nailed it literally 😊

@KPA78

4 жыл бұрын

Erin McQuade, after years of my working for a church, some of scripture is bound to stick. 😇

@dimesonhiseyes9134

3 жыл бұрын

This is disserving if a slow clap.

@windhelmguard5295

9 ай бұрын

@@erinmcquade4715 you mean like the romans?

Blessed is he, who restores my hand plane April 1:11

@madcapmagician6018

4 жыл бұрын

roflmao

@shanedietz3584

4 жыл бұрын

I clicked on the number and stared at a screen for a minute before I realized what you did 😂

@oliverdelica2289

3 жыл бұрын

Hey it's you!

It should be called resurrection not restoration

@pacman10182

4 жыл бұрын

did it take him 3 days to do it?

@madcapmagician6018

4 жыл бұрын

@@pacman10182 yes 2 days for the finish to dry and one day to assemble lol

@oobaka1967

4 жыл бұрын

Dang it. I thought I was being clever.

@WarPoet-In-Training

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

Up next: evaporusting Jesus' nails.

@martintaylor984

4 жыл бұрын

Hollaendaren I fucking died when I saw this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jeffo881

4 жыл бұрын

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

@Hollaendaren

4 жыл бұрын

@@martintaylor984 someone had to say it 😂

@jimt828

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus laid those 3 nails on the check in desk of the Inn and asked, "Can you put me up for the night?"

@geoffbeyrent6950

4 жыл бұрын

He's got the hole world, in his hands...

I'm diving in, screw it. "This is my plane body, broken for you. This is my solvent, spilled on you. Do this in restoration of me."

@Cooltrucker-kq7ob

4 жыл бұрын

I love this comment

@joeydog999

4 жыл бұрын

SICKO,,,,,,,,,,,

The Holy Handplane of Antioch

@jimt828

4 жыл бұрын

"And Saint Attila raised the handplane up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy handplane that, with it, Thou mayest shave Thine enemies to thin bits in Thy mercy."

@aaronneumeyer5572

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimt828 Amen

@numbnutz9398

4 жыл бұрын

Best comments thread ever. Well done. Geoff Beyrent i came to say the same thing but Jim really knocked it out of the park. Thanks for the laugh guys. I really needed it.

@oliverdelica2289

4 жыл бұрын

Eyyy sweet reference

@chinncannon

3 жыл бұрын

"The one brother Maynard carries?"

When smoothing figured woods, you can shout "The plane of Christ compels you!"

You are the best and most ridiculous person I have ever met Hahahaha.

@HandToolRescue

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, I'm offended.

@thinklikeadog007

3 жыл бұрын

Sprinkled with equal parts brilliance and absurdity 🤩

Apparently this is exactly the kind of mildly sacrilegious content I've been needing. Thanks!

you too can own one of these for just 30 pieces of silver, you might even deny owning it 3 times.

@finnsailing69

4 жыл бұрын

that´s only when the neighbours ask to borrow it ;D

@Serge_82

4 жыл бұрын

You cant deny that book allows Owning people as property. Slaves, and beating said property as long as it doesn't die as result, or in a few days depending on the denomination.

Jesus: "I HAVE RETURNED" - HTR Guy: "Here's your plane." - Jesus: "I... I THOUGHT MAYBE PEOPLE MIGHT WANT SALVATION OR SOMETHING?" - HTR Guy: "Really need you to get back to work on your carpentry. Here's your plane."

"And on the third day, it dried."

Hope your rash clears up and i know it's hard to find but just stick with toilet paper rather than experimenting with other materials

@BradyBegeman

4 жыл бұрын

Especially sandpaper.

@davidchang-yen1256

4 жыл бұрын

Next up: Evaporust bidet

@Kineth1

4 жыл бұрын

Why do you think he's restoring a plane? You get nearly the same experience with 1-ply as you do with fine wood shavings.

@donniebrown2896

4 жыл бұрын

Especially corn cobbs

@angelaabrams9108

4 жыл бұрын

Use cedar shavings for that fresh hope chest smell everyone loves.

Was that joseph’s?? Hand down to Jesus? he didn’t take good care if it. What a find!

@HandToolRescue

4 жыл бұрын

Classic step-father gift.

@lilliylil-lie43

3 жыл бұрын

No 'twas Gods , Joseph was his adoptive father. They say the wood is from a tree in Eden , a total pain in the back to work with......... ehheh

And lo, as they made to nail him upon the cross Jesus said "this timber looks like it's been through hell, you want me to smooth it out for you?" And so they took him down again, and he did plane it, and they saw that it was good. Amen.

Oh, so *that's* what was in Marsellus Wallace's briefcase!...

Where's the ' Designed In Judea, Made In Jerusalem ' manufacturers ID plaque ? 👍👍🇦🇺

@gotchaO55

4 жыл бұрын

Nah it was probably made in Mexico and owned by a Hispanic named Jesus 😁

@alaric_

2 жыл бұрын

@@gotchaO55 Blasphemer! This is a truly 'Divine Plane'. One level after the 'Material Plane' but one must defeat the end boss to get there...

but if you filled the holed it is no longer a holly plane! LOL love it man!

Jesus hand plane restore: “Nailed” it.

@user-gg8de7wm6w

3 жыл бұрын

How tf that is not the top comment?

I was expecting one of the sharpening stones to sizzle when he sprinkled it with holy water. #missedopportunityforasightgag

@mjbirdClavdivs

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting the water to turn to wine.

It's clear to see that he has risen to the challange!

@Laz_Arus

4 жыл бұрын

Why does that sound familiar?🤔

"It belongs in a museum!"

@GREQ

4 жыл бұрын

@@c0ldc0ne Harrison Ford

@brendanolevnik3755

4 жыл бұрын

@@GREQ Don't you mean... Indiana Jones.

@Pickswitch

4 жыл бұрын

So do you, doctor Jones!!

@mred8002

4 жыл бұрын

Going by age alone, I belong in a museum.

@GREQ

4 жыл бұрын

@@brendanolevnik3755 Don't you remember, when Harrison Ford played Neo in the Lord of the Rings?... ***rolls eyes***

Q: How do we know it was really Jesus' tool? A: They didn't have fancy tools back then, only Plane ones.

@alaric_

2 жыл бұрын

Also, it clearly sais on the tool "Jesus was here" making it a irrefutable proof of ownership.

We need more videos during this crisis! Restore anything. A toothbrush. A spoon. My will to go on living. Help us, Hand Tool Repair!

When a lvl 99 character does a lvl 1 mission.

Nice job, you really nailed it.

Well Jesus was a carpenter and Im not surprised that after all of these years it needs a restoration being 2000+ years old!

@blacksheep25251

4 жыл бұрын

I was just about to post that! :)

@Potsie

4 жыл бұрын

Was he ? Wasn't he a Stone Mason ? I'm fairly sure that the greek for builder at the time referred to stone masonry

@aserta

4 жыл бұрын

This is actually made from the cross. I have it on reliable sources...

Jesus was a carpenter after all...

@oliverdelica2289

4 жыл бұрын

Huh maybe that's why I had a passion for woodworking

the way you were running that table saw made me say "Jesus Christ"

Jesus would be proud of you Mr. Rescue

Jesus was my race-car driver for many years. I had no idea he was such a good carpenter up until recently. Such an international man of mystery.

@LiLi-or2gm

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, Jesus built my hotrod. I wonder if it was the same Jesus. He had a thing for Psalm 69. hkzread.info/dash/bejne/foaKr7eIibfJY7w.html

HAHA you are hilarious and awesome! The blade sharpening bit with the holy water had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video until I could see straight again! Good show! The beginning with the light coming out of the case was also an A-Plus!

The real miracle: Hand Tool Rescue has a VOICE!, 🙇🏽‍♀️

@TheMakiwerem

4 жыл бұрын

Chec him out on Instagram

@gizanked

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheMakiwerem or the fitzall podcast?

@SantaClaw

4 жыл бұрын

Become a patreon - Like me, and hear him talk on every video :)

@Pickleriiiiiick

4 жыл бұрын

Videos are even better narrated, which you get as a patreon

@AliasUndercover

4 жыл бұрын

And a rash!

Thank you for the video and your humor. I wish you good health!

My dad and me thoroughly enjoyed this one. Love, Jesus

I have a plane just like that but its says Jacobs'.

@sheep1ewe

4 жыл бұрын

The model it self are called "Rubank" in my langauge (probaly also in some more languages in Europe i guess) it's a very old model and there was a lot of local manufacturers as well as home made ones, Jesus may possibly simply had been the name of the original owner or the person/local company who made it for the person who once ordered it, my guess.

@radeakins

4 жыл бұрын

@@sheep1ewe Interesting. In England, we call large planes 'Jacks'. (thats what I was taught as a joiner). My gaffer only had a Jack plane and used it for everything, even sharpened pencils with it.

@jagardina

4 жыл бұрын

I have Jacob's ladder but it can give you a nasty shock.

@sheep1ewe

4 жыл бұрын

@@radeakins I am from Sweden, maybe "Rubank" is an imported German word? (there are some German words adopted in the swedish language since the early 15-1600 still in active use, so possibly it's one of those) I hawe one after my grandfather, i still use it. The swedish general word is "hyvel" (planer). However it came to my mind the Swedish word "jack" means a cut or carve, etc so possibly the English word are connected to that in historical time? It make sense if "Jacks" was used as a historical description of a tool that carved in wood (or other materials), possibly, that's interesting (just a very loose guessing...).

@myitbos1335

4 жыл бұрын

@radeakins That one will surely prove prophet-able.

The power of christ can plane you.

That bit of restoration was good enough for the lord Jehovah!

I gave up counting all the Easter eggs on this one. Thanks for this moment of entertainment.

Better get that stigmata looked at...

I used to own the Holy Plane of Antioch until it exploded but my favorite tool was the Moses Mortiser, it magically parted the wood for me. lol

Legend has it, the olive wood used to restore the higher plane was sourced from the Holy Cutting Board used to serve forth the bread and fishes to the masses!

Outstanding- exceptionally well done! BTW, all three wrenches arrived safely and they are outstanding-Thank you very much ✅✅✅👍👍👍

I can’t say anything than that i love Your sense of humor. The restoration bit isn’t bad either 😉

" What makes everyone think I like crosses?" ~ Jesus.

Heavenly!🙂 Thanks for your videos Eric. Definitely needed at a time like this 🙂

Simple, yet elegant. Lovely work.

Now that was a good one Eric! I took a look through the comments to try and find some haters and I guess they haven't shown up yet. Will check back later :)

I Hope this will be used to restore the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

@jeffwood8109

4 жыл бұрын

Brother Maynard never carried Jesus' plane. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch requires the Drill Press of Caerbannog used by the French Taunter while farting in it's general direction three times...

@PJGalati

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeffwood8109 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure Eric already restored the Drill Press of Caerbannog.... :P

@jeffwood8109

4 жыл бұрын

@@PJGalati possibly. Now if he's French, taunts people and farts frequently... Hopefully he remembers that five is right out.

@PJGalati

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeffwood8109 Well....he IS surrounded by the French speaking, so odds are fairly good....

This channel is the perfect mixture of Bobby Duke Arts and My Mechanics. I'm obsessed! 😍

Friend! Say hello to your subscribers from Russia! We love you and do not miss any of your new release! You do everything efficiently and professionally! Good luck to you!

This humor is killing me hahaha, thanks for a good laugh as usual!

Hey man just found out I got noah's ark in my backyard I can send it to you if you want to restore it

@wilsonmetry

4 жыл бұрын

Now there's a project!

@SteveWeinrich

4 жыл бұрын

I happen to have Noah's tape measure, which I can donate to the project; It has a Standout of over 4 cubits!

@HandToolRescue

4 жыл бұрын

Oh wow!

@aserta

4 жыл бұрын

Only just stumbled on a wooden box...it's actually overlaid with this fake gold stuff, and has two statues on the top, they look like some kind of mix of a human and a bird...and every time someone opens it, they start melting..it's been a mess, if you ship him the boat, can you take mine off too?

@angelaabrams9108

4 жыл бұрын

Shipping it might be expensive, but I'm sure with enough money you can make it rain like a flood so it'll only take forty days and nights for it to arrive.

After witnessing your stigmata, I have accepted Jesus as my personal screen saver.

The stigmata bit at the end KILLED me!!

It’s a miracle he took a plane video and made it interesting.

Anybody ever tell you how much you resemble “Wolf Man Jack” of 1960s fame? Sorry, I’m a baby boomer who watched and listened to the Wolf Man religiously. The similarities between you and Wolf Man are uncanny. We don’t hear your voice much and that’s ok but your facial expressions and demeanor are strikingly similar to the Wolf. Just an observation. It’s nice to see hand tool restoration but equally nice to see the “Wolf Man” reborn!!! Lol

@duanevp

4 жыл бұрын

Clap for the Wolfman - he gon' rate your record high!

@arvonjohn7364

4 жыл бұрын

Wow! He does! lol

@tpniefer

4 жыл бұрын

Dale, THANK YOU! Since I've started watching his videos he reminded me of someone but I couldn't place who it was. Now I know.

@dalegriggs5392

4 жыл бұрын

tpniefer unreal isn’t it, especially when, in his intro when he rolls his eyes and cocks back his head. It’s almost as if he had studied the Wolf Man to mimic his facial and body movements. As young as he is he may never had any inkling about Wolf but man would I like to see home introduce “Paint it Black” in real time!!! Lol

@tpniefer

4 жыл бұрын

@@dalegriggs5392 It certainly is unreal. I searched for some wolfman Jack photos from back in our day. They could almost be twins. I'm sure there are other boomers watch these videos but it made me wonder how many were puzzling over who The Wolfman was.

I feel like a drinking game could be made of this video; every time there’s a Jesus reference, a shot is taken. All in all, another excellent video from HTR. His videos never cease to entertain me.

I loved everything about this. You even had the stigmata at the end.

At first I thought you were turning it into a Holy Gospel Bong.

"STOP! Who would cross the Bridge Of Death must answer me, these questions three e'er the other side he see." "Ask me your questions bridge keeper, I am not afraid." "WHAT is your name?" "Sir Handtool Rescue of Camelot." "WHAT is your quest?" "To seek the Holy Hand Plane." "WHAT is optimal angle of offset for the teeth of a pre-1820 Japanese Ripsaw given 7⅜ teeth per centimeter?" "I don't know that! AAAAARRRRRGHHhhh......."

This was definitely one of you best restorations.

Very nice love that natural wood !! Sharp blade and nice wedge !!🔩🔨🛠👍

7:12 This sounds just a hair better than that motor driven saw blade sharpener.

Folks that can't take a joke should avoid the internet today.

The nail hole in the hand, at the had me rolling. 👍👍

The hand at the end sold it for me, fantastic work

It's an Easter miracle, plane and simple. PRAZE JEEBUS.

Self crucifixion is impossible, you can't get the last nail in, believe me.

@angelaabrams9108

4 жыл бұрын

Not with that attitude you can't.

keep it up! We love your videos and among all the restoration channel, you are by far the funnier and allways have an eye on the small things! please , post videos more often!! see you

Great Easter episode! You're such a joy.

Jesus inherited it from Joseph who inherited it from his dad who inherited it... Originally, it was one of the planes of Abraham.

@HSkraekelig

4 жыл бұрын

Blondin giggle & snort!

The Holy Grail of Planes or the "Holy Plane" if you will. And by the way, I know three Jesus's in Arizona that own hand planes would the be considered the Holy Trinity of planedom?

The cross shaped handle made my day !

thanks for the quarentine content jesus knows i'm running out of stuff to watch

Remember when AvE called you "Applied Handtool Resurrection"? Yeah... about that...

I can't believe you'd blaspheme my religion like this. I mean, come on... short-graining? Unbelievable.

@philanna38

4 жыл бұрын

No sense of humor??

@sheep1ewe

4 жыл бұрын

@@philanna38 I think it was ment as a joke about those small wooden cubes with short grain.

@j.r.millstone

4 жыл бұрын

@@philanna38 poe's law.

@Defoltbmd

4 жыл бұрын

Relax, any religion is a joke

The Stigmata was a nice touch!

“Took three days..” oh you silly boy. Brilliant video. Absolutely loved it.

Jesus died for your sins, but not for this blasphemy. I mean, you didn't even use a single nail. Not even Jesus can attach to wood without nails.

@thibautburdet9786

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, you are Hilarious mate !

Truly the tool of a humble carpenter.

It's not often that you come across such a great example of a transubstantiational plane.

As a Christian, I found your humor in this video.....HILARIOUS!!!! GREAT JOB!!!

Reverend Jeff says GOD BLESSES YOU my son!!!

Oh my goodness absolutely love your videos you make me laugh so much, please keep them coming, your work is awesome a true craftsman restorer, best wishes from Lockdown Reading England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 x

Lord, (I mean that reverently) your work just gets better and better. Excuse me while I catch my breath!!

I watch this every Easter. This and the Ten Commandments.

Blessed art thou who go forth and restore....

Good Restoration Done 👌 Thumbs up 👍 👏 👏

The design of hand plane is unique and awesome👍👍

I thoroughly enjoy all of your restorations but this one was especially great entertainment! I have an old plane like that somewhere, it fell out of the ceiling when I was renovating my kitchen. I should maybe clean up and find it to see if mine belonged to a disciple.

Fantastic 4 logo on the handle? Amzing!

LMAO! All hail the great and powerful Hand Tool Rescue! He who has brought back the life of the original carpenter's tool shall live in great esteem in the hearts of the great masses! Well done sir!

Awesome! The cross was a great touch

You are the best restoration Channel I've seen. This is amazing and hilarious!!