“You are just like a virus” Ouch... Det åldrades inte jättebra va?

@tasoft2129

4 жыл бұрын

Well Well Well how the turntable

@NotinEzugo

4 жыл бұрын

Tenkte også det!

@kyloren6396

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@carljansson1265

4 жыл бұрын

._____.

@TheRealVordox

4 жыл бұрын

Från Kina också...HMMMM

I want every country to have a rapper and then have a rap battle

@totallynotnanna3155

5 жыл бұрын

Rap VM

@snaggiz

5 жыл бұрын

And that’s how we settle diplomatic disputes. We just let them have a rap battle and see who got the sickest burn lol

@boahkeinbockmehr

5 жыл бұрын

Nah that would be unfair, everybody who gets shouted at for even ten 10 seconds in german will tear up in fear. Or imagine the arab representative! I mean that's a language that even intimidates us germans

@chunghwapuppet6078

4 жыл бұрын

​@@snaggiz okay man here we go to china the sh'thole and take a piss in xi's ass yeah you know it they like piss in their mouth

@Masheen

4 жыл бұрын

snaggiz Lol this is the greatest idea I ever heard in my life on planet earth.

Kul att musikvideon av "Pissy" har Ukrainas flagga, och inte Sveriges...

@gabrielekman1807

5 жыл бұрын

Dom såg la en svensk vimpel på google och körde på det....färgerna är ju rätt, det får vi ge dom!

@bjorne6259

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ennisdelmar807

4 жыл бұрын

Då kanske vi har lite tur om dom invaderar, sen när de märker att Sverige inte är Ukraina så sätter vi alla på Gotland o Öland haha

@tink_a

4 жыл бұрын

When they ask where Sweden is, you can point at any country in the map. Isn't ignorance awesome? 😂

@Khirillin

4 жыл бұрын

kul att musikvideon snackar skit om hela sverige. när det var en enda som gjorde något.

Thanks God for Sweden for standing up and protect freedom of speech and great satire! We true Hongkongers love you! Total support for fighting against evil regime who have no respect for other liberal countries, let alone taking suppression of freedom as routine! Thank you Swedish TV! We love you!

@leohou5525

5 жыл бұрын

ni tm pa shi ge sha zi ba

@MrHuangyiping

5 жыл бұрын

Another one need to visit psychological clinic.

@vibraloop

5 жыл бұрын

you know, the freedom of speech do work as long as you arent talking about paperless migrant, or you get reported to the police and fined for hate speech etc :) in sweden

@SwedishAngel100

5 жыл бұрын

@@vibraloop Yeah, it's also not allowed to make death threats, to lie in courtrooms, to give out personal information about your patients if you're a doctor, etc. Did you have a point?

@fhozza1105

5 жыл бұрын

Loeixe22 Han menar att om du tar upp invandring i ett samtal så kommer halvs sverige och skriker rasist.

I am a Chinese-Canadian and I appreciate that you differentiated the Chinese people from the regime. Some of us could be offended by the previous video because we are not accustomed to the satire genre. But I think your apology is sincere and I hope other Chinese can agree with me too. Hilarious show by the way. Please make more.

5 жыл бұрын

SVT is state-governed socialist television by a hefty amount of leftism, activism, political correctness and fake "progressive social science" or whatever to call bullshit like gender-crap and feminism lies and excuses for foreign criminals for instance. Of course in an actual (negatively) free society with freedom of speech you would be allowed to say whatever regardless of intent including for comedic (or completely failing at that) purposes. But since Sweden isn't one and they are so uptight and outright lie otherwise because of fear over how it would affect the perceived image of other people groups this is kinda weird. But I assume that's simply because what he said in the first show is true (and still, it's weird how that show was part of their program content); it's not ok for them to make fun of black people or Muslims but somehow of Chinese people. Part of that reason may be that people in Europe really have no negative view of Chinese people and like in this case all that shit talk was just made up behavior which isn't true and hence no reason to dislike Chinese people for whereas for some other groups of people there is negative behavior which is real and is negative and known and well .. They want none of that. The general negative view of China is regarding human rights and government and not the people and as such maybe it was easier. These kind of people think it's fine to trash-talk and discriminate white/European/heterosexual/... people as groups as well, likely for that reason too. They are supposed to be strong enough knowing they aren't trash or whatever. Japanese people are the most welcomed in the world able to visit 190 different countries without getting a visa first or allowed to apply for one at arrival with their passports. Anything "bad" I can think of when it comes to Japanese people are the weird stuff they consume and if that's all you can come up with they are likely doing very well =P I wouldn't like the Chinese government but I also wouldn't like the Swedish one and for just the same reasons in both cases (economical socialism and politicians interfering with how things are run and how people live their lives.) I have no negative idea about the people of China though. And I'm fine being "racist." You can see more about that how our previous/right now current and possible future prime-minister didn't wanted to call Saudi Arabia a dictatorship but whining about Russia, China and North Korea is fine. It's hard to see how Russia is worse than Saudi Arabia. Then again the USA has also been fine with Saudi Arabia for oil reasons. USA may claim democracy or human rights reasons but it's all bullshit. It's economical reasons and they are fine with dictators as long as they keep the wheels turning. Of course China will get the same treatment. If China ruled the world economy completely they would get away with doing things others wouldn't get away with. In the case of Russia I believe it's mostly our progressive media not liking the more conservative eastern nations and wanting to spread fear of something else than Muslims and immigration and give people something else to focus on.

@BasicEndjo

5 жыл бұрын

"some of us could be offended" and?

@jonasm2317

5 жыл бұрын

kkjjjk

@jonasm2317

5 жыл бұрын

kolllööööööööööööööujswunuueueuueueuueeyujfbhdufjjjruruuruueeuejeujeueueeujejuuuuuuuujuukkkkkkjjjjjjkjjjjjjjjkkkkķkkkkkkkkkkkķklklllllllllĺĺĺlllllĺlöĺööllöllĺmööölöööööölllĺĺllöööĺööölöll

@kinghao5706

5 жыл бұрын

狗汉奸， 加拿大傻逼

Otroligt stolt över Jesper och vår yttrandefrihet här i Sverige!

@Ellie-gp9dg

4 жыл бұрын

>Yttrandefrihet >I Sverige Fun

@marcodiaz7199

3 жыл бұрын

”Yttrandefrihet i Sverige” Den var rolig den

@petterp4679

3 жыл бұрын

@mikael englund Jo, du får yttra dig, men det betyder inte att någon behöver lyssna på smörjan. ;-p

@daniels.7105

2 жыл бұрын

Idiot

Om koreansk pop är kpop, då är ju kinesisk rapp "crap"

@kinglei5074

4 жыл бұрын

old asf

@ferdinand4026

4 жыл бұрын

Or in this case, "krap".

@sofiaisgar7699

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@carpetclimber4027

4 жыл бұрын

Den var bra.

@hamster4068

4 жыл бұрын

Sant lol

I wish he had ended with "OK, I will stop talking about China now. [pause] But this thing about Taiwan?"

@donalddank9070

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately though for you Taiwanese people it would not have the same comedic affect that it needs as Russia hits closer to home for us

@cee20.5

3 жыл бұрын

The Swe - Rus relation is, let's just say not super friendly (just to name something, Russia likes to provoke us using planes and submarines where we don't want them). A lot of jokes in Sweden revolve around russians, you can just have a look at Tingaliin, a song mocking russia in all its forms (Which is straight fire btw :D ) that was broadcast on national television. While I agree Taiwan has a similar effect, Russia is more relateable to more people who watched the programme when it aired. Oh and also, watch out for the russki bots that might very well sweep through comment sections like these. They're everywhere.

good job sweden . i'm japanese. l love sweden.

@Wextraa

5 жыл бұрын

kevin kekevin I wish I was Japanese.

@Maya-ym3jz

5 жыл бұрын

kevin kekevin I'm Swedish lol

@RickSigma

5 жыл бұрын

Cheers! I love Japan, great food and great culture!

@gofven

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin from Japan, gotta give +1 for that xd

@nope-jj1rw

5 жыл бұрын

Weeb lol.

Loving it. This guy is so funny. Please give us more videos like this with EN subtitles.

@didiprangsak1757

5 жыл бұрын

borecz161 Hahaha I'm waiting for him to set foot in China and sees what happens 😂

3:40 - Bad translation . The word "bottar" is meant to be the technical term "Bots" as in automated social media accounts. The translator probably didn't know this term and instead translated the word "botar" which is slang for "fines".

@_Omni

5 жыл бұрын

Yep that is correct.

@HaxxorElite

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

Pissy the rapper 😂 watch your back Sweden

@Rosencrona

5 жыл бұрын

P I S S Y I S S Y

@edwinostberg8768

5 жыл бұрын

His name is probably a reference to how good his music is

@plutonian2770

4 жыл бұрын

P.I.S.S.Y. P: I: Inbred S: Shithead S: Y:

@ddgaxelnilsson7855

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rosencrona DJUUUUUUUUUU

This guy is really funny. Give us more episodes with EN subs

@fanny45641

4 жыл бұрын

Mehul Jain this is literally the John Oliver of Sweden, you can watch his show if you want, im Finnish and i speak swedish too, and i just found this show, Its a swedish Copy of the HBO show ”last week tonight with John Oliver” 😂

Äntligen svt, vi vill se mer av det här. LITE MER MÄNSKLIG HUMOR TACK, va inte så rädda för att trampa på äggskal.

@menosproblemos6993

4 жыл бұрын

@elisnystrom2068

4 жыл бұрын

Häll bensin på de och kasta på en fackla

@cfvgd

4 жыл бұрын

Men inte islam eller muslimer. Dom är heliga i sverige som kor är heliga i indien.

@Xfacehack

4 жыл бұрын

@@elisnystrom2068 Nej vi vill ha någon som häller diesel på träet innan vid tänder elden ;)

"Trynna provoke, but we're not pissed off"... Okej!

Blir så jävla glad att det finns program som inte gör allt för att beskydda sin image till varje pris! Älskar det här

”You’re just like a virus”….that line didnt age well 😂😂

I have to say that I enjoyed the Swedish jokes about the whole thing, the Chinese in the West are on your side.

Really appreciate the English subs! Thanks! 💐 ☺️ 💕

That is probably the least voluntary confession I've ever seen.

Well done, I am Taiwanese. Thanks for breaking Chinese’s fragile hearts.

@MegaBanne

4 жыл бұрын

@MENGYING LIU At least they know how to handle a viral outbreak.

@peorakef

4 жыл бұрын

@MENGYING LIU pretty sure she doesnt care what puppets like you say. But nice try, bot. Youll get your five cents

@Wickman23

4 жыл бұрын

@MENGYING LIU Nothing wrong with being a small country :)

Jesper, du är världens bästa humorist, så uppryckande, fönuftisk, klar och grymt kul, tack från hjärtat ❤️

To be fair, these subtitles are a godsent. Because i can't understand a single word you're saying, but then again, i don't understand chinese, but it probably goes along the lines of [REDACTED].

Fan vad man saknar jeper röhndal

Omg I love this guy 😂

Fan vad bra Jesper Rönndahl var i detta program!!

BÄSTA snälla gör mer sådana saker, extremt roligt, jag har inte skrattat så mycket på flera år

Första gången på många år som SVT:s humor känns riktad till oss människor ute i landet, inte bara de 'kulturellt-känsliga' individerna på söder. Det värmer lite i hjärtat när man ser denna totala förändring. Bra jobbat SVT!!!!

Fan man undrar ju ifall han är svensk.Backar inte när man kallas rasist. Älskar det

@phil..rubi123

5 жыл бұрын

En äkta skåning helt enkelt: ballar av stål

@Wawazipata

4 жыл бұрын

Han är skåning.

@Kallenvager

4 жыл бұрын

Fast han bad ju om förlåt ifall hans budskap mottagits rasistiskt. Sen att han inte backade mot Kinas auktoritära regering är en annan femma.

@SimonRosen-

4 жыл бұрын

Fast han bad ju om ursäkt. Tyckte det var fint.

@MegaBanne

4 жыл бұрын

Kina kallar alla rasister som inte slickar deras röv.

Snälla vad han än vill ha för att komma tillbaka till Svenska nyheter. Ge honom det.

I'm so happy they didn't cave in and issued an apology. I have a new-found respect for Sweden

@ingvarkamprad9441

5 жыл бұрын

Is it true that chines people poop outside historical buildings, "China is starting to get embarrassed about its tourists’ obnoxious behavior abroad" qz.com/88334/china-is-starting-to-get-embarrassed-about-its-tourists-obnoxious-behavior-abroad/

Jag hade glömt bort detta. Mycket bra.

Videoklippet i förra avsnittet var ett lågvattenmärke, men det här va guld :D

Bästa på länge..

I guess Pissy got pissed! LOL

@DanteSanden

4 жыл бұрын

Den var bra

Brilliant satire, go Jesper ! But you´ve got to hand it to the Chinese...their boyrapper Pissy is the next Kanye.

@vir123456

5 жыл бұрын

You've got to be kidding. You fucking moron.

@yukin1990

5 жыл бұрын

HEY I don't know who the f___ Pissy is! And I hate that Shithead!

@4imee198

4 жыл бұрын

And this is why people need to improve american education system. At least ppl in China now when they see propaganda, americans truly belive #orangemanbad cuz CNN is sooo trustworthy is not like has been caugh lying in the past...or that the media invented the russian collusion and went silent to apologize... Every hollywood is political, even TSwift now, the problem is u been feed to believe that any republican or conservative celebrity has to be coerced somehow, dude that's sick....just as ppl think Hilary Body Count Clinton was great there is also ppl how think otherwise, n just as ppl meet n great with liberals then why is bad republicans do the same. I'm sick of left double standars, hypocrites. Anyway who am I? Just a girl from a country where the dictator had to fly 2 Mexico cuz we discover his fraud. Bolivia was following the path of Venezuela n Cuba (the socialist path) yup we r economically f*ck up cuz the previous goverment but believe me in this: there is maybe SUSTANCIAL difference in a free Federal gov like USA where a famous can express like or dislike of something n be praised (left) or mock (by lefts) for it. So is f*ck up u compare that with an authoritarian regime that literally kills or imprison dissidents (4 cientific experiments) controls media, transport n companies, education, health...u get the point n ppl are forced 2 hear the same speech forever (there is no debate of ideas like in the US) n with the money of the ppl a crappy rapper keeps spreding lies. I feel sorry 4 u, at least chinese or ppl that lived (Bolivia) or still live in an authoritarian regime are aware when they are told propoganda. You actually believe american press is not BS Just pls ...for respect don't compare a democratic state with an authoritharian living hell... Prove u live in democracy is a bunch of clows are wasting time n resourses trying to impeech Trump.... We all have a brain, use yours

Oof blev Kina lite arga nämen vad synd.

Fantastisk!

Sluta aldrig prata om Kina! 😂

@herrGreg

4 жыл бұрын

oroa dig inte, det kommer bli knäpptyst så fort Kina fryser all handel med ericsson, ikea och scania

@cee20.5

3 жыл бұрын

Nämen hoppsan hejsan, nu är man Kines som bor i Italien i en annan kommentar och pratar svenska här. Ojkidojki. Vad har vi här då?! Enlitenstatsfinansieradpojkbandswannabe? :D För övrigt så verkar inte Jack Ma särskilt poppis just nu om du frågar mig men de e väl upp till dig att avgöra. Undraromungenförstårvadjagskrivero m m anskriverihopalltingsåinteautoöversättartjoflengerfungerar :D Nähädudinlillaskit :D

Good job 👍🏻

Va skit glad tills han backade.

Golden!

Första gången youtube rekommenderar denna kanal till mig.

In this comment section: Chinese people that don't understand that the sketch was about Swedes racism towards the Chinese... It was meta-satire.

Kines är ett roligt ord. Tack för mig!

chinese: write a rap me: react with swedish death metal

Fantastisk respons!

Takk mine svenske brødre! Love from Norway

Tibetans don't even speak Chinese. They speak Tibetan. 1/6 of Tibetans have been jailed for opposing the Chinese imperialist invasion and barbaric communistic oppression.

@MegaBanne

4 жыл бұрын

That must explain where they get the rest of all the organs from!

😂😂😂 thanks for the English subtitles👍

God has answered my prayers!!! Thank you SVT

Täck så mycket jättebra

I have watched this show for a while now but this video makes me subscribe :3 I see you as comparable to my favourite show Last week tonight. And I hope you get as many viewers as they do :D

Snälla kom tillbaka!

1 år senare: "Pissy" predicted the new corona virus! 1:29

Du är bäst👍🙏🏻😂😂😂😂

Respekt till den här snubben

Never agreed that you are racist, but yes, there is a cultural difference for such sarcasm, which is caused by heavy censorship. Great that you seperate the people and the government, a lot of chinese are just cheated by the government. Sorry about their behavior.

@saxorsaxofon88

5 жыл бұрын

Petter ! Ja! Åker du dit då?

@kimcarrier9834

5 жыл бұрын

​@@petter5721I don't think you even considered to immigrant in...

@exodus7299

4 жыл бұрын

are you okay？

1:28 "Just like a virus" - 2 år innan corona

Bra att ni visar framfötterna SVT!!

Sweden "you are just like virus", china's raplåt åldrade inte så bra 🤣🤣

haha var roligt som fan

It’s the second time I see this, hilarious. Btw i’m half russian and chinese but I’m born and raised in Sweden:) Short said, I also believe the chinese goverment’s censur is actually affecting china more negative than positive in the long run.

If you tick off a regime that has had border wars or territorial disputes with most of its neighbors, has stolen land from neighboring countries, harvests organs from prisoners, jails people for being of a particular religion, demolishes churches to be the sole object of worship as Xi Jiping enjoys being a god/dictator , jails people for freedom of speech and gives forced abortions, then you should consider it an honor to offend such a wicked, fascist, despotic regime.Bravo! Keep up the good work. This is some of the best quality humor in the world today.

1:28 look who's talking

Fantastiskt :)

Good job Sweden . I'm S.Korean. l love Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark, Greece.

Lmao the part about not including Gotland and oland was such a good comeback

Haha lyssande!

detta program är fan inte samma sak längre utan Jesper :(

Vilka var det som hade problem med virus nu igen? xD

Kul😂😂 och sann satir och satir är ju väldigt viktigt😂

1:28 Virus has reached it's destination 😂 to 🇨🇳 They are having Corona beer now 🤣🤣🤣

Bravo, Sweden! So proud of you for standing up to the CCP and Mainland Chinese Gov't! ☺️ 💕 🎉 💕 💕 From Canada! 🇨🇦

Top Kek. Fan vad bra.

Så jävla rolig, asså jag dör!

I didn't know Sweden had a version of trevor noah yay I got something new to watch while I wait for trevor to make new videos.

Hej! Jag vill lära mig svenska och det blir jätte confusing när du ha Engelska subtitles. Jag vill ha Svenska subtitles fär att jag behöva att lära mig (som du kan se) tack x lol

Hi, thanks for the good laugh! 😅 Where can I find the video that started the outcry? Can't find it

@Zaches76890

4 жыл бұрын

I dont think there is one with subtitles

@fenixen234

3 жыл бұрын

9 months to late. But If you never found it. Here it is kzread.info/dash/bejne/eaSezbeLqsbNmZs.html

Så det var detta allt var om?? Subbar!!

Love u

Jag är så stolt över att vara från samma by som Jesper Rönndahl English translation :) I'm so proud to be from the same village as Jesper Rönndahl He's like the only famous person from here xD

HAHAHA Åhhhh de är så körda.

Kjempe bra gjort svensken😂

Kung

Oh no, I think I’m addicted to Swedish Trevor Noah

sen när i helvete fanns det subtitles och vem fan bad om det? kommer inte ihåg av att jag såg det med subtitles för några dagar sen

Är det Pang Prego? o.O

KZreads recommendation algorithm is a little bit of since I am over 1 year too late but this was awesome cheers from your eastern neighbors.

Underbart 😂😂😂

As bra👍🏻

Så jävla king sverige är

China and the Chinese will regret it for not respecting motherland Sverige. May God bless Sweden and the Swedish people and the Swedish Royal family amen

I think he may be blinking in morse code... j.

What’s that episode where he talked about China?

@SVTHumor_

Жыл бұрын

Hi. Just check the list "Svenska nyheter" and you will find it.

"RIGHTEOUSNESS", KEEP GOING...

för att citera en av vår tids färgstarka komiker: "WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER"

@herrGreg

4 жыл бұрын

"välkommen till bullerbyn MFs!"

Jag fick det här rekomenderat efter Expressens video om nya fallet av coronavirus i Jönköping

@dannyfergusson3243

4 жыл бұрын

Betalad add för att sprida negativt meddelande om Kina för youtube användare med Sverige som IP / region

5:19 Parts of China since ancient times... ha, ha :-)

gå hårdare det här va mesigt 👌