2:50 Game Starts 40:53 Brb Ends

@zmo7305

3 жыл бұрын

LPp

@thebrad1134

3 жыл бұрын

@@zmo7305 Watch your language!

@AKAOMan64

3 жыл бұрын

@@zmo7305 yyyup you have to do that with you

@AKAOMan64

3 жыл бұрын

I’m I’m not not working today but

@AKAOMan64

3 жыл бұрын

I’m ok I love you so much

I saw Jerma at a casino one time and he gave me 5 bucks so I could get a soda from the vending machine, half an hour later I went back to, of course, give him 20,000 dollars for his generosity but he was passed out covered in vomit with a 9 and a 4 showing on the table

@henryofskalitz4879

Жыл бұрын

@Schrunkley evil version dude I was the soda !

@mrbean9554

Жыл бұрын

@@henryofskalitz4879 bro I was the vomit!

@thisisaterribleargument_but

Жыл бұрын

No kidding I was the generosity

@mr.dirtydan3338

Жыл бұрын

@@Pooky_x I table

@Beetleroot2

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.dirtydan3338 me card

1:57:14 once Jerma saw the "no limit" maximum Mr. Greenz took full reigns

@UNALLOYEDSLOP

7 ай бұрын

Sleeper agent activation code

me overdrafting my checking account: "this is just stephanie money. who gives a shit"

@molybdenumrose

3 жыл бұрын

oh no

@Joe-ck9gj

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@pervasivedoubt150

2 жыл бұрын

Ya see it’s funny cuz your name is Stephanie

@cycoticmongoose

2 жыл бұрын

@@pervasivedoubt150 kzread.info/dash/bejne/h3aCuqaRfrKxnNI.html

@zzxiv

3 ай бұрын

@@Joe-ck9gj😊

Now I get why people become rich in Las Vegas. It's because of the random people showing up to give you thousands of dollars

@Shift_Salt

4 жыл бұрын

Yes...

I cant tell where jerma ends and mr greenz begins

@Shift_Salt

4 жыл бұрын

Much like a case of Jekyll and Hyde

@namepending5620

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shift_Salt dr jerma and mr greenz

@IrishMan441

3 жыл бұрын

The transition is so smooth.

@Soulraven2735

3 жыл бұрын

@@namepending5620 Except it's debatable who is the worse of the two

AH YES, HIS NATURAL STATE. GAMBLING

@dinonatorful

4 жыл бұрын

Cute picture

@Sheridan2LT

4 жыл бұрын

LOL RIGHT yeah.

@JacobKinsley

3 жыл бұрын

*British narrator voice* here, we can observe the almighty Jerma in his natural state. Gambling.

@mellow6749

2 жыл бұрын

massachusetts

I like how Mr. Greenz turns from a slightly crazy guy to a rich obese middle-aged man who is completely psychotic by the end of the stream.

@mikotoh

10 ай бұрын

[insert joke about that just being jermas character arc here]

@IMold363

5 ай бұрын

That’s what vegas does

His name was Mr. L because he lost all his money in less than 10 minutes

@soursugar4867

3 жыл бұрын

man went in with $1000, and came out with nothing but the L he took

@flippisni

3 жыл бұрын

*Mr. L

Mr. Greenz needs to be in the next Jerma rumble. That was the funniest bit this year

@Isaacandjed

4 жыл бұрын

Greenz/Steve Tag Team

@objectifymutahar1869

3 жыл бұрын

Aye

@justinburgess5117

3 жыл бұрын

@@Isaacandjed I couldn't not stop laughing for minutes at a time.

@18754KRS

3 жыл бұрын

Mr green is demon lord zoraxsus..zoraxsorse? Zoraxsus.

@micheal8672

3 жыл бұрын

Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green?

This was Jerma firing on all cylinders.

@KFCArbiter

4 жыл бұрын

This really is classic jerma

@BananaPhoPhilly

2 жыл бұрын

@@KFCArbiter 2020 felt like the final year of classic jerma era shenanigans. I still enjoy his new streams of course and his humor hasn't changed much. Damn though from 2017-2020 it was just one amazing bit after another

@KFCArbiter

2 жыл бұрын

@@BananaPhoPhilly I think it depends on what game he is streaming, anything with gambling in it (or gambling themed like Casino Inc) is guaranteed to be a hysterical stream. Also the wrestling empire stream in 2021 was the funniest stream ive ever seen 2016-now.

@BananaPhoPhilly

2 жыл бұрын

@@KFCArbiter Ok you’re right I forgot about wrestling empire. Absolute banger of a stream Lately he's kinda been on fire with some great streams so I mightve jumped the gun a little with that comment lol

@benjaminmorris7159

Жыл бұрын

@@BananaPhoPhilly he saw your comment and took it as a challenge

When I ran into jerma in vegas he looked exactly like the thumbnail that's how I knew it was him

@Shift_Salt

4 жыл бұрын

Ah you must've seen him after he won big in the casinos, that's what he transforms into after getting a good lucky streak. He usually turns back after he ends up gambling it all away, that's when he starts streaming again.

@ArabLenin

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shift_Salt Jermas life is just an endless cycle of Streaming gambling losing and streaming again (with optional heavy drinking for all of those)

Mr. Greenz was the first Jerma thing I've ever seen. I saw it about 1 month ago and now I'm hooked on this guy

@fartquaviasdingle7876

3 жыл бұрын

Great guy to start watching, jerma is

@goldbedvids8580

2 жыл бұрын

word

@theguywhocutsofftheirlimbs5056

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldbedvids8580 bird is the

2:00:27 Mr Green develops a stomach ulcer and it explodes, making him experience all 5 stages of grief in 10 seconds, before two more stomach ulcers take its place

This is like, ground zero for his addiction, jesus christ.

@CluckN

4 жыл бұрын

The Omnisalad as long as the games are not chicken themed he should be fine

@astrallizard4682

4 жыл бұрын

He lives in fucking vegas, dude. Im 100% sure playing cards is like eating breakfast for him

@gordonf5553

4 жыл бұрын

@@astrallizard4682 imagine unironically moving to new vegas

@Shift_Salt

4 жыл бұрын

@@gordonf5553 then I'd suffer radiation poisoning and get killed by mole rats.

@pillgrimm

4 жыл бұрын

Jerma spent 2 hours of his 3 hour new vegas stream gambling.

Jerma somehow makes monotonous gambling games incredibly thrilling and hilarious to watch.

@UNALLOYEDSLOP

2 ай бұрын

Because we get to see his true self

Jerma didn't win a single cent on roulette but he STILL kept playing it lol. If he were a close friend I'd get him counselling

@katzea.a7880

Жыл бұрын

Ludopathic andy

@UNALLOYEDSLOP

2 ай бұрын

Sunk cost fallacy

@guag308

5 күн бұрын

@@katzea.a7880 how the fuck does one even come across such an eloquent word only to use it as a jerma descriptor

"The Greedy grinner doesn't need insurance"

Mr. Green is an excellent addition to the Jermaverse

2:00:59 imagine being at a casino and when someone won they laughed like this.

@roccotaco1843

Жыл бұрын

And their skin turns a brilliant green as their chin extends so does their smile

1:57:10 Mr. Greenz Wild Blackjack Ride

@damien_murphy

3 жыл бұрын

This bit is in with the greats. This man's improv has transcended

@Notester82

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly started dying ever since Mr. Greenz realized there was no upper limit for bets, and that's before the rollercoaster of events that happened, aaaaaaaaaaa

@damien_murphy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Notester82 Jerma is merely a sleeper agent for Mr Greenz. The 'no upper limit' showing up was the signal for Mr Greenz to be awoken in him.

@UNALLOYEDSLOP

2 ай бұрын

@@damien_murphyThat wasn’t improv, that was just jerma dropping his streamer facade and showing his true (green) colors

“Hi I’m Mr. L” (the Losses and Liquidation are silent).

Just the mere prospect of finishing a whole cigar in one drag is horrifying

I-I'm your favorite, Mr. Green? T-Thank you so much for the $2 tip!

@spunklord5000

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Mr. Greenz! Remember that time you tipped me $2? Well I haven't forgotten your generosity, so here - take $2000 of my winnings!

@stereoraptor6940

4 жыл бұрын

"So... is that all you have?" "Like, on me?" "Yeah" "Yeah, why?" "Hit the fuckin road."

@JacobKinsley

3 жыл бұрын

@@spunklord5000 Hey, Mr Greenz! Remember me? I was the one that gave you 2,000 dollars! So you DO remember me! Ha! Well, here's 200,000 dollars for looking out for me.

@bluespy8130

3 жыл бұрын

@@stereoraptor6940 "wait wait wait I was just kidding I have 10 million in the bank!"

Everytime I hear a sports betting commercial on the radio they follow it with, "have a gambling problem call this number" and my mind automatically imagines Mr. Green yelling "Yes I am invincible!"

Man who needs to pay back $40,000 for carnival loses $400,000 on two hands of blackjack

The robot voice for the loser was the funniest shit I’ve seen in years. I’m literally hyperventilating lmfao

Please someone make an animation of Mr.GreenZ at a casino. Especially when he throws up after doubling in Blackjack. EDIT: I just watched the whole stream again. Seriously, it's just like a movie. Easily one of the best streams Jerma has ever gave us.

@larswesterwoudt2561

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z6WMx6ycqtTfaNY.html

@thewizardninja

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dKh9tNGlZc3Nmso.html

@hyper4831

3 жыл бұрын

I'm working on one hopefully, as soon as I heard the bit I was like: oh yeah, that's a jerma animated A few people have seen and responded to this, so I'll say here my channel is 'HyperTheKappa' on KZread!

@Soulraven2735

3 жыл бұрын

@@hyper4831 I'd give up, there's already 2 animateds, and anymore is just wasted effort! (Jk, keep up the good work and if you don't mind, reply with the link when you finish)

@hyper4831

3 жыл бұрын

@@Soulraven2735 Damn dude you were about to get an earful haha, thanks man

the music literally never gets old. what a beautiful composition

Jerma: chat knows nothing about casinos they don’t even know when to stand in blackjack Jerma: chat what does “check” mean?

@CluckN

4 жыл бұрын

Romantic Outlaw Jerma doesn’t know how to play because he’s not tall enough to watch table games

@Romanticoutlaw

4 жыл бұрын

Cluck N I’ve been laughing at this comment for hours

@JacobKinsley

3 жыл бұрын

*waddles over to table and climbs on chair, clicks his finger and a young lady smartly dressed walks over and places a booster seat under him* All right! This looks fun! So can anyone here explain to me the rules of poker?

@franklinbinga2153

2 жыл бұрын

Also betting on half the numbers in roulette is done by betting on color right?

@deezboyeed6764

2 жыл бұрын

@@franklinbinga2153 or on odds or evens.

Human Bugleberry isn't real, he can't hurt you

@loser7528

3 жыл бұрын

Simon Kawasaki who/what is bugleberry?

I like how he explains exactly how to even the odds with blackjack but constantly does the opposite. Its great

Every creative person has that moment of peak performance that just becomes second nature for a few hours. This stream was Jerma in his perfect form. Inspiring..

I feel like Jerma never ended up beating pokemon because he'd always get stuck at the game corner. Just a feeling I have.

@retrogadget6183

3 жыл бұрын

He definitely got the Dratini in hgss. God knows I did. Tiny nine year old gambling menace.

@1810jeff

2 жыл бұрын

It was especially rough in gen 1 since there was a limited amount of money you could get.

@flayerthehatebound8920

2 жыл бұрын

I never got through Witcher 3 cause I kept playing the card game so I get it lol

@Soulraven2735

2 жыл бұрын

If I had any skill when I was 9, I probably would still be playing Voltorb Flip to this day.

"Player makes more money from donations than actual skill at the game" Is this just a Jerma simulator?

And so, Steve dragged Mr. Greenz back to his hotel room where he would later suffer a heart attack and die. Steve went on with his meaningless life until he discovered that he was a fictional character made by a gambling streamer for his hilarious comedy bit. He much like many thoughts from Jerma's mind faded into obscurity, never to be referenced again.

1:44:13 The Greedy Grinner never repays his debts

It's a real shame The Movies is too primitive and limited to be able to be used to produce a Mr. Greenz feature.

@bigbeefscorcho

3 жыл бұрын

One day science and technology will catch up with the enigmatic and visionary mind of Jeremy “Jerma985” Elbertson, but until then we can only dream.

Insert obligatory quote of Jerma saying how Star_ card counts like he's in Las Vegas, goes full circle

"Say my name." "....Mr. Green" "You're goddamn right."

Bugleberry had a throat operation from smoking too much and now speaks like a robot. Make it head cannon.

His Bugleberry voice sounds like the malfunctioning Patriot A.I. colonel from MGS2

@simondigruber2111

3 жыл бұрын

Raiden, TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW!

@thisismyname1940

4 ай бұрын

La Li Lu Le Lo oh! OH! Oh, the ritual is complete, and from my cauldron I have summoned forth this... snake!

there's something great about jerma starting off as trying to be a rational better, making low bets and trying to get small hits while lecturing chat on how to gamble, then at the FIRST minute he is given the ability to bet big, all rationality is thrown to the wind as he goes all in over and over on single hands of blackjack

Everyone talks about Mr. Greenz but nobody even bothers to mention the legacy of Mr. 23DCC345FG

"Steve... I trust you." And that was the last we ever saw of Steve

Mr GREENZ sounds like a fucking kingpin-esque supervillain and I love it

anyone else hear that sick beat he made at 1:45:20

@nunyafukinbizness2984

4 жыл бұрын

The music is everywhere brother.

Best 2020 bit at the end with blackjack, hands down

@MrGlowstoneMan

4 жыл бұрын

timestamp

@velvet7765

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrGlowstoneMan like 1:57:00 onward

@flatterswhite

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh, look at me. hundred fucking thousand dollar blackjack hand!" Something about Jerma's delivery cracks me up every time

i fell asleep to this video and had one of the worst fucking nightmares ive ever had

@retrogadget6183

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Greenz always collects his debts....

"You didn't believe in my monstrous ability" - Greg "big stackz" greenz 2020

@hellogoato

2 жыл бұрын

bigstackzgreenz is absolutely his Instagram handle where he posts hideously tasteless videos of himself from his high roller suite

Mr. Greenz for Jerma rumble 2020

Thumbnail at 1:17:21

the quarantine really deprived his gambling addiction huh

Monkey sounds at 1:49:32

For everyones information; counting cards in Blackjack is possible and it does give you an advantage. You don't count ALL cards, just high ones (A,10) and low ones (6-2), the more high ones there are left in the deck the more you should bet. It's not illegal, but you might get banned from a casino for doing that if the pit boss notices.

@TemmiePlays

4 жыл бұрын

Casinos use upwards of 6 decks at any given time, you've never been to a casino in your life, lol. It is literally impossible count cards since those kids from MIT wrang them out for millions. yes, even if you play at a private table, and ESPECIALLY at a high roller table.

@radekmilewicz6192

4 жыл бұрын

@@TemmiePlays Casinos usually use shoes with 8 decks, but 1 deck worth of cards is cut away by the cutting card. It still means you can count the amount of high and low cards left in the shoe to give yourself an advantage. Even if they used a 100 decks, it's still the same method and it still works. I've been to a casino a bunch of times, but even if I haven't what difference would it make?

@TemmiePlays

4 жыл бұрын

@@radekmilewicz6192 yeah, counting cards is just _that_ easy lol, that's why everyone in las vegas is a mega millionaire, and never loses at all! not even once :)

@radekmilewicz6192

4 жыл бұрын

@@TemmiePlays I'm starting to feel like you're trolling, since there's tons of info about blackjack online, but regardless... Counting cards has been a thing for decades, not everyone does it because it's not a reliable source of income, the casino can kick out out or even ban you if they want. Besides, it takes a lot of time to make a profit since your edge over the casino is only 0.5%. Some people do make money that way, but it takes time and effort, so you might aswell get a 'normal' job.

@PointsofData

4 жыл бұрын

@@TemmiePlays He...never said it gave you a big advantage. Just "an advantage". Its pretty obvious you can't win big with this method but it's worth learning if you want to bother.

I like Bugleberry's new "Primm Slim" accent.

@Shift_Salt

4 жыл бұрын

Mecha Bugleberry, they rebuilt him stronger than before!

@nopenope6034

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shift_Salt Stronger, faster, powered entirely by eating spiders. With his stalwart ward, Chrome Face.

51:56 this is important

@gordonf5553

4 жыл бұрын

How does he drown overwater

i just love video games like this, everything look so crunchy and cool.

@markhirsch6301

4 жыл бұрын

Same here, I honestly want a game like this, but your run buissneses and such

@TunaIRL

3 жыл бұрын

@@markhirsch6301 Like OpenTTD and such?

@markhirsch6301

3 жыл бұрын

@@TunaIRL yes and no, I mean more like capitalism 2 and industry giant

@TunaIRL

3 жыл бұрын

@@markhirsch6301 There is a certain charm in the art style. I feel like these days we're in the uncanny valley of graphics where it looks realistic but we still notice something is wrong so the immersion is ruined. In these types of games you feel more like you're in a different world. If you get what I'm saying :D

@markhirsch6301

3 жыл бұрын

@@TunaIRL I do get what you're saying

13:50 And this, dear viewer, was where history was made.

Holy shit, is that THE Mr Greenz?! The man who lost his entire fortune in a single game of blackjack?

My parents had this game on SNES and I used to play it all the time. He’s right this game is amazing.

i still can't get over the fucking *_FUTURE MUSIC_* in the 2020 casino 1:30:05

I normally dont watch his full stream VODs, but this one is so good I actually watched all of it, and I am watching it again

That Vegas CBD weed isn't going to pay for itself you know.

Jerma describing the game: "People come up to you and take money from you, you get into like fights and shit." The actual NPCs in the game: "Gee thanks for driving me to the hospital for my sprained ankle! Have my life savings, you're so kind."

Mr. Green is without a doubt the best bit Jerma has ever come up with.

1:58:15 mr. green just ripped thru jermas body to become the host

I paused this video and the music didn't stop

Kinda sad that Bugleberry was assimilated into The Borg in a last resort to corrupt their hive mind. But its nice to see he's still out and about after that tragic incident.

1:45:21 Jerma accidentally makes a sick beat for about 3 seconds.

When he hits the jack pot you can audibly hear mr green slowly crawling his way out of jerma’s psyche. The tipping point is when he read no limit and pretty much had a stroke.

Local streamer blows fortune made through drug industry in casino

I can't believe I learned how to play poker from a Jerma stream

I like to think that when Mr. Green loses money he makes a huge throughty Jabba the hut growel

Relax this whole stream is just Stephanie money

if steve inherited greenz's money and it was just $1000, did greenz lie about the ten million in his bank just to get steve back?

"What do you think I am some kind of psycho?" *bets all his money on one hand of Blackjack* Yeah, probably.

My idea of Mr. GREENZ is the same as that caricature of Marlon Brando in the masterclass skit

When do we get real life casino stream

@PointsofData

4 жыл бұрын

When does Jerma tire of beating computer players and force his chat members to engage in his debauchery with him

@Kola25_97

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure you're not allowed to record video inside a casino.

@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kola25_97 pretty sure by "real life casino" OP meant "poorly but lovingly constructed by Jerma set that imitates a casino"

@agentpaint

4 жыл бұрын

innewyorkimillyrock Nah Jerma has so many bits he can buy out every casino

@PointsofData

4 жыл бұрын

@@agentpaint philactery can just fund him one. Then send more bits to ask him to burn it down for epic lulz and insurance fraud.

2:00:36 the moment when I woke up, and checked whether I am really watching a Jerma stream. because it sounds like a batman movie, and some malicious Joker plan is just about to come to fruition

24:25 the guy you've all been waiting for turns up

watching jerma play blackjack is so anxiety inducing, when it said no bet limit on mr greenz last stand my heart was pounding so hard it hurt

I think about Mr. Green almost everyday.

Twin Peaks: The Return (2017)

The last Black Jack was so damn funny, I had to spit out my drink.

Mr. Greenz is just Jerma's subconscious trying to break free

Choked on a cookie on "I just wanna make sure I win". Fun obeservation @ 19:17: Jerma gives his character a cheesy annoying voice, while the broke guy was talking like a decent gentleman. Usually people mock voices vice versa.

I was crying by 2:07:30

I keep coming back to this stream because I really enjoyed watching this Jerma stream. It's nice to listen to and fall asleep to. It is, hands down one of my absolute favorites.

Man, can't wait for jerma's 26~35th birthday stream

17:33 I cannot get over how that round of roulette ended, holy heck Jerma.

For some reason I got it in my mind that Mr Green playing roulette and betting down an entire line (ex 3-36) could be called the Green Mile.

First the CBD/THC "treatment" for his pain, now he's back to gambling. For shame, e-clown, for shame.

Jerma becomes a gambling addict in 3 hours

@gordonf5553

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean *becomes*?

Jeremy "Milagro Man" Elbertson

Hahahahhaha i never thought he would play this again. Glad he replayed this to try to win big once more

Ah yes, comfort stream

I don't know what it is about this stream but I keep coming back to watch it over and over again

Travel-size Andy's like the only person who can make their own jokes funnier after explaining the absurdity of it

this is hands down one of my favourite streams