*POV: You’re playing on your DS while Jerma and Ster fight in the kitchen*

@krungys

Жыл бұрын

writing 'please stop fighting' over and over again in an empty pictochat room

@GentlemanQuentin

Жыл бұрын

@krungys Brooo no way 💀😂

@constanza4909

Жыл бұрын

I was literally playing Animal Crossing on my DS while watching this lol

@chickengogo1683

Жыл бұрын

​@@krungysNOOOO

@Scrimbly_guy

Жыл бұрын

@@krungys too real 😅

You can tell how much they are trying to stay together for the sake of the kids, it’s almost admirable despite how sad it is.

@ytrogue6751

11 ай бұрын

They like to edge each other.

@trieumiu7473

10 ай бұрын

they need to raise chat to be a good kid for gods sake

@Tttt-740

5 ай бұрын

​@@ytrogue6751I almost broke my bathroom sink

@brianfahrner1534

2 ай бұрын

It's epitomized so well in that moment at 6:54

@redmist6630

Ай бұрын

ster got boypreggers?

It's so progressive of two straight(?) men to be a bitterly divorced gay couple

@Patrick.Weightman

5 ай бұрын

I never knew Ster's real name was Holly, kinda different but you know some guys are named Sydney 🤔

I love how Jerma looks like a different creature every stream and Ster hasn’t looked any different since like 2015. Skinwalker vs Timeless Entity

@zyschostreamermakeszeirdfa1713

Жыл бұрын

timeless andy

@user-cn7io2pe8p

5 ай бұрын

ster doesnt look any different since 2015? Dude started out as a thin mcdonalds acne teenager, got super fat, then lost it all then entered strongman era. 🧐 sir you are a fake fan and I challenge you to a duel

I really said to myself "they're so divorce coded it isn't even funny" and it made me realize why my parents don't love me.

i feel like im playing facade

@looselytelling

10 ай бұрын

Don't say Melon to Jerma EVER

They're both the wives

@joe____

Жыл бұрын

two wine moms

@mandragorer4603

Жыл бұрын

I haven’t seen this take before, I just have to say, I will take this into strong consideration, thank you

So nice of both of them to recreate their fans childhood

@skippersoup380

Жыл бұрын

calling us out smh

@Funnyowl69

Жыл бұрын

Ster got a lot of practice with this childhood too

this is the most depressed lesbian couple i've ever seen

@merrysleeps

Жыл бұрын

absolutely

@jordynensor2081

11 ай бұрын

this comment winded me

@WilliamAfton984

11 ай бұрын

@@jordynensor2081do you need cpr

@ARACHNIDPARTY

11 ай бұрын

this youtube comment made me fuckign loose braincells from lack of oxygen because of how hard i was laughing

@girlnamedskully

11 ай бұрын

@@ARACHNIDPARTY i will take this as a compliment

"are they lovers?" no. worse.

@joshdavis5991

10 ай бұрын

They’re both wolf-lion hybrids, king of their own junjiles

@Sammy38

10 ай бұрын

​@@joshdavis5991LMAO

@InVinoVeratas

2 ай бұрын

They're soul mates.

11:40 is legitimately divorced behavior. Like I had such a visceral flashback when Jerma changed the subject like that I could actually smell the awful reek of my mom's car and my dad's cigarette smoke blowing out his window and into my. I could hear the red hot chili peppers on the radio, and the hot leather. 10/10 clip, would ratatouille moment about the aftermath of my 13th birthday again

@Klaymen47

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a fun holiday.

@ARACHNIDPARTY

11 ай бұрын

literally me

@chiefkeefmoney

5 ай бұрын

i saw you on another video talking about how you ate a patch of grass for three years of high school and did permanent damage to your teeth from the silica

@Ezekiel_Allium

4 ай бұрын

@@chiefkeefmoney What a bizarre thing to be recognized for lmao. What is it about Jerma fans that allows my weird stream of consciousness comments to get likes and be noticed? I do actually write these comments in a bunch of places, they just don't really get attention except under Jerma clips or music

@InVinoVeratas

4 ай бұрын

Jerma is an irresponsible mother, I'm sorry you and Ster had to go through that.

I really want to see them play "It Takes Two" and either fix their marriage or finalize their divorce

@celestemunda7143

Жыл бұрын

Or Portal 2

@WindowsDevPro

Жыл бұрын

@@celestemunda7143 I'd be surprised if they didn't play it back then at some point

jerma is the kind of guy who invites you to play a game and then asks what game you want to play ster is the kind of guy who get invited to a game and then suggests a worse game to play

@spootot

Жыл бұрын

like, a game that he knows you hate

@3three3three3three

Жыл бұрын

@@spootot like rest in piece department

It’s hard to hear my two dads (youtubers) fighting in the kitchen ( stream) over custody ( sharing veiwers) while i do my homework ( file taxes)

@WebsiteLover

5 ай бұрын

😆

im just now realizing that STER is actually the hostile, bitter, angry wife and JERMA is the husband with no sense of self awareness. they just decided to switch places for "Who Will Replace Me?", i guess.

@ItsDSP

Жыл бұрын

Jerma is the charming psychopath with a dark secret (he puts people in meat grinders).

@jeremytitus9519

Жыл бұрын

@@ItsDSP no, the dark secret is that he DOESN’T EVEN EAT THE MEAT WHEN HE’S DONE 😮

@bobswolfie2001

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremytitus9519 WASTEFUL streamer DESTROYS earth

@RickJaeger

11 ай бұрын

Both of them like to hold the Divorced Guy ball. Sometimes at the same time.

i feel bad for their kid

@plethorajenkins5910

Жыл бұрын

Library pog

@timm8o475

Жыл бұрын

fancy seeing you here

@willmcclure6817

Жыл бұрын

cheating on nl smh

It's very in-character how much Jerma resorts to threatening Ster with cartoon violence

"HE'S HERE FOR MONEY!!" and pointing to a drawer full of stacks of bills. literally looney tunes type shit 😭 I love them so much

@bbittercoffee

10 ай бұрын

I lost it at that moment

@notNajimi

5 ай бұрын

scrooge mcduck ahh

Jerma has huge "'gambling addict husband who owns money for the mafia" energy.

You guys need to know that Jerma and Ster had a disagreement, made up a few days later and then pretended to still hate each other for two more years.

@michaelr8189

11 ай бұрын

That was honestly one of the most amusing pranks because people genuinely bought into it. I remember reading threads asking about the two in r/Jerma985, and there were people literally trying to shit talk Star as if he had become some big jerk over the years.

@avaiihn7679

11 ай бұрын

​@michaelr8189 tbh they never said anything about each other for two years. At the time it was just kinda sad. Worth tho

sterma divorce leads etalyx to the worst places

@bevvvy1374

6 ай бұрын

Etalyx is the child that's going to have development issues because his parents are like this.

@mythcat1273

5 ай бұрын

Etalyx is the guy who ends up being a caretaker for his elderly parents despite them being divorced and him being traumatized by it. Someone's gotta buy jerma a plunger after he clogs the toilet with his cbd shits

5:04 the fact he had an entire camera angle ready to go that entire time just for that small bit is why this man is so fucking funny to me

@pies32

Жыл бұрын

its so convincingly improv that I was so shocked he had the money

Ster and Jerma are the fiercely divorced couple that is threatening to get back together

their relationship is a lot funnier when Lange (ster's legal wife) supports sterma

@user-ev5gj8xe2b

11 ай бұрын

this implies the existence of ster's illegal wife

@andrewrisser5770

11 ай бұрын

@@user-ev5gj8xe2b Yeah, thats Jerma

@mythcat1273

5 ай бұрын

Wait... you're telling me jerma ISN'T ster's wife??????

“Camera’s over there honey” gets me every time lmao

therye divorced, but like, still sleeping together

camera's over there honey ✨

Ster is literally a master at pressing Jerma's specific buttons

@twotruckslyrics

5 ай бұрын

this could go many ways 😞

@pumpkin_the_snek

5 ай бұрын

😳

Someone needs to make an edit of the audio from this vid and make it sound like it's coming from a different room while there's faint audio of an episode of spongebob playing in the background

jerma having a drawer on his desk full of money is so human

jerma realizing ster was triggering his vocal stims YEARS LATER. ON STREAM gets me so bad

@domesticcat1725

4 ай бұрын

What

@zacharyframe1916

4 ай бұрын

coffee Cheetos chicken 20:44

@Maelthorn1337

4 ай бұрын

​@@zacharyframe1916you should have replied to domesticcat directly. Now they may be confused forever. :c

@zacharyframe1916

4 ай бұрын

@@Maelthorn1337 do i actually need to do that to send a notification

@Jiub_SN

3 ай бұрын

Stimming isn't real

Jerma gives off wife energy

@redpandah3309

4 ай бұрын

thank you for the comment, it genuinely made me cackle 👍

@meyague

3 ай бұрын

delete this

@earthwormwood

2 ай бұрын

no that’s actually insanely accurate

@TwistedFireX

2 ай бұрын

I’m uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the comment section today

i really wish theyd address the time when ster said "You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand" to jerma one time during a tf2 vid

@hadleyruch

Жыл бұрын

classic clip tbh

@willeddy8775

Жыл бұрын

Which vid?

@plastiktuten3866

9 ай бұрын

oh shit did that really happen?

@SPARKRIZZLE

5 ай бұрын

the mountain goats….

Its like mom and dad all over again. 😢 Why cant jerma just pay him back the money and they can push me on the swing together like the old times.

theyre like kermit and miss piggy

@Lucy-zv3yx

Жыл бұрын

Which one is Kermit

@rosegoid2307

Жыл бұрын

@@Lucy-zv3yx they take turns being the Kermit or the miss piggy

if Jerma was married he'd be the wife

@r.i.pmydog7723

Жыл бұрын

And the husband

@blooberri666

Жыл бұрын

hed be the wife husband hybrid mix

@pacowallochenkenrick

Жыл бұрын

@@blooberri666 if anyone would be the mix, it’d be ster min/maxing both roles

@crackedemerald4930

Жыл бұрын

​@@blooberri666kind, *and* providing.

@noghoulsintoronto

Жыл бұрын

@@blooberri666 but still like social and with it

i used to work in a family law office and i can confirm they're way too good at this bit

I think that "You would like Ludwig" has gone down in history as one of the best divorced dads that still hang out for the kids moments, because it's one of the only purely genuine ones. He literally forgot that Ster was there too, and it was absolutely magical.

@Patrick.Weightman

5 ай бұрын

That's how you know we were looking at Mr. Green and not Jeremy; he spent all that money and doesn't remember any of it

@keaton5101

3 ай бұрын

no he didnt, right after that clip he says that he did remember, he was trying to fuck with ster and just failed catastrophically ;_;

hannibal ass friendship

@todimherbst

Жыл бұрын

I'M CRYING

@babzm.1666

Жыл бұрын

JUFFJGFGV YOU CANT JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT

Etallyx in some of these situations is like the kid who doesn’t really understand the concept of a “troubled marriage” and thinks fighting like this is completely normal

thank god they're just acting and they're still happily married ^_^

etalyx being the kid stuck between the arguing parents is the cherry on top

Jerma won’t pay the child support :(

@yuhknowhat7670

Жыл бұрын

He needs it for his gambling addiction

@etasjo

Жыл бұрын

hes just like my dad

I love what an obviously huge fan Ster is of Jerma. You have to get a doctorate in Jermology to neg Jerma the way Star does

@keaton5101

3 ай бұрын

10:17 is the HARDEST read

My favorite part of any of these clips is when theres a third person in the clip and they're just like "..."

no children by the mountain goats my beloved

@loveinstars

27 күн бұрын

hashtag moral orel

Ludwig the homewrecker

jerma is the abusive husband........

@thecatrooms

9 ай бұрын

Ster is the gaslighting, gold-digging wife

@davebob4973

6 ай бұрын

theyre both equally abusive

@X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X

6 ай бұрын

Ster likes it

seeing "sterma divorcecore compilation" as a sentence is something i never thought i would ever read in my life

@user-ik7vm1kt6q

11 ай бұрын

with the mountain goats' No Children intro playing in the back too

Reminder that we have direct authorial confirmation that the narrator in the Stanley Parable is the concept of divorce himself

@sardonikai

Жыл бұрын

this is so true actually

That divorce insult is actually scathing, holy moly. I feel guilty admitting I'm probably gonna keep that one in my back pocket, except for someone I genuinely don't like.

@OfficialNIKMIK

Жыл бұрын

Time stamp it brah

@kronk9418

Жыл бұрын

@@OfficialNIKMIK 0:00

@OfficialNIKMIK

Жыл бұрын

@@kronk9418 finally someone helping brah

Ster is perfect, he's like the embodiment of chat. His ability to put Jerma into a nonexistent corner just by repeating his words is unreal

I lost it when Jerma opened a drawer of hundreds of dollars when Ster mentions he owes him money for two UHaul trucks worth of pizza, like this is just a normal occurrence.

@Redbikemaster

8 ай бұрын

It's not?

@audiowithdrawl5948

6 ай бұрын

Such a strange man, with the funniest ideas I stg

"IM NOT GONNA TALK TO YOU FOR ANOTHER FUCKING YEAR" MADE ME DIE LAUGHING OH MY LORD

These two had an interaction of a romantic nature at some point and it's now permanently both awkward and an in joke between them

@KitKat_293

5 ай бұрын

tbh this is exactly what happens when you had a crush on a friend and then get over it and are like lol what was i thinking??? but still blush when you remember it and have to joke about it to cope

No Children kicking in during the intro fucking floored me, incredible work

third wheel etalyx

Everyone in class already thinks you two are dating

Hearing the mountain goats as an intro was like a flashbang

@Fung43

Жыл бұрын

Warmode

@exwhyzee8904

Жыл бұрын

Right

Next big Jerma stream should be marriage counseling

Ster is an instigator

@Oniturtle

11 ай бұрын

In-Ster-gator

@gordonf5553

11 ай бұрын

He is known for card counting

@kR-qj7rw

11 ай бұрын

Getting jerma mas since like 2009-19

I hate it when dad and dad fight 😢

@user-yj9pp4lh6v

11 ай бұрын

*dad and mom (guess who's who)

@crit7514

11 ай бұрын

@@user-yj9pp4lh6v Ster is definitely the mom. Jerma has the vibes of a dad who doesn't know why the mom gets upset and just acts innocent, and ster is so dramatic

@user-ik7vm1kt6q

11 ай бұрын

@@crit7514nahhhh jerma's the wine mom

@Dorf274

11 ай бұрын

Dad and Daddy

the sexual tension is insane

As a new jerma fan I never knew what people meant by "jerma and ster act divorced" but I think I finally get it

@rei-qq4uf

Жыл бұрын

good

@mustardorb8867

Жыл бұрын

Good

@Surprisingly_James

Жыл бұрын

Good

@WilliamAfton984

11 ай бұрын

Good

@svennevs5740

8 ай бұрын

good

I love this compilation because it’s hard to tell what’s a bit and what’s them actually arguing for real.

The best parts are when jerma tries to be sassy but ster manages to find a comeback instantly. Also, arson your vids are a ton of fun, plz keep them coming

if your replace “stream” or “video” with the name of their child it fits the narrative of two divorced parents arguing over custody very well

@supernapper01

Жыл бұрын

00:30 "Cause you deleted the *child* "

Jermas audience is all the kids that turned on him when Ster got them ice cream

The way they argue and make jabs at each other is like the best act they perform together because actual annoyance leaks through and makes it so much funnier. The perfect white boy duo who aren't gay, but are kinda gay for each other in the worst possible way

Its like pokemon rivals but they're both gary

This is my discomfort video

@manbatmiso

5 ай бұрын

never watched this .;8make me sad.

I hate it when mother and father fight… no prize to whom guesses who is which

@TomoDerp

10 ай бұрын

jerma the father and ster the mother?

@toluj3308

10 ай бұрын

@@TomoDerp wrong

@ahis3233

10 ай бұрын

​@@TomoDerptry again

@blossominglilac160

10 ай бұрын

jerma is so mothercore

@pearl3406

9 ай бұрын

​@@blossominglilac160jerma founded mothercare

my favorite lesbian couple

they're constantly one upping the psychopath level. its honestly mad

you guys remember when they hadn't streamed with each other for like a year and everyone thought they hated each other?

no children in the intro got me hard dude i audibly laughed

@monomomo1280

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't expecting it at all man, fits just right

The devs of that old game Facade took the couples AI and created Jerma & Ster with them

@Jc-587

11 ай бұрын

Not Trip and Grace 🤣

They are the perfect clown duo, because their shared named would be JeSter

Ster if the perfect Anti-Jerma

god they make me feel like my parents are back together and miserable

i just wish they'd go to marrige counciling

@alisonnyanyannya

Жыл бұрын

id wish u got to caousnign

The use of “No Children” for the intro made me legitimately howl with laughter for some reason, I didn’t expect it at all lmao

I love how ster can TELL when jerma isn't enjoying a game. He's so neurotypical❤

@athernaut7939

4 ай бұрын

neither of them are neurotypical for real

I love pulling up to my little hobbit house, strolling to my bedside window and blasting divorcecore for the whole shire.

Ashley’s “what would make it better, if he took his shirt off?” Goes SO hard

@lillieampurra

11 ай бұрын

"this is my partner, and this is his boytoy"

@mingus445_gaming

6 ай бұрын

who is ashley

@seaweed5269

6 ай бұрын

@@mingus445_gaming ster's wife of ~10 years

you can tell theyre just staying together till the kids go to college 😢

Imagine if this was in the same era septiplier was at its peak

@MALware7170

Жыл бұрын

sterma 😍😍😍

@horubeeevans

Жыл бұрын

was?

@lukero818

Жыл бұрын

@@horubeeevans yk, 2014-2016 tumblr? like if all of this just happened in those years instead of 2022-23

@ijre

Жыл бұрын

imagine how bad the wars would be the moment one person claims that one ship is better than the other

@Jazker_da_thief

Жыл бұрын

Imagine the tumblr fanart and the amvs 😭

YOU PUT “NO CHILDREN” IN THE BEGINNING YOU ARE A ARE A GENIUS

@Assbomberr

2 ай бұрын

W song

Oh shit they ACTUALLY are acting so divorced

I'm watching this on Mother's Day. While having dinner with my mother. She asked me what you were watching, honey? I said oh just two people having a divorce. She didn't say anything after that. All she said was that man is a psycho.

@heyyou9472

Ай бұрын

SHE'S SO RIGHT

my divorced dads

people joke here, but when i was younger, the friendship between jerma and ster was kind of a model for me. someone youre so close with that you can just fuck with each other all the time, but still know that youre besties at the end of the day, is worth more than all the diamonds of minecraft

the choice of “no children” for the title card was masterful

The hands on the hips really sell it 2:59

"acting"

@warpatato

Жыл бұрын

I subconsciously read this in Ben Ron Israel's voice from the ending of Ster's Sweet Genius video

3:20 Best joke taking more than 5 months to set up.

@dumpster_dory

Жыл бұрын

wait did they actually not talk for a year after that? that's hilarious

@Preohhh

Жыл бұрын

​@@dumpster_dory The other way around. They had not talked for a year before that stream

@Sir_Bucket

Жыл бұрын

​@@Preohhh I thought they did but just never on stream

4:47 STER SLAYY SPARKLE ON ITS STERSDAY!!!!!!!

he doesn't even talk to me anymore :(

@Professor_Sex

6 ай бұрын

WHAT?!

Divorcecore. Perfect.

I swear Holly is just a diversion to coverup their crippling marriage

@InVinoVeratas

4 ай бұрын

They're just a figment of chat and Jerma's imagination.