*Mum comes in while i'm listening to the song* mum : tf u listenin to me: ART MUM, ART

@cholakuany9184

4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t ask

@keirawlsn_8003

4 жыл бұрын

Chol Akuany mate i can just tell how fkn annoying you are from this comment, who tf asked for you to comment

@cholakuany9184

4 жыл бұрын

Keirawlsn _ your dad ohh wait he left

@lucashutchings5926

4 жыл бұрын

@@cholakuany9184 wow creative comment, that aren't funny good job, how'd you come up with that insult that everyone uses

@keirawlsn_8003

4 жыл бұрын

Chol Akuany nah I left him to be fair

The disgust in Jack’s face watching the tiktoks is just perfect

@darraghking635

4 жыл бұрын

Yay I'm ur 1000 like

“Swaz” just sounds like slang for taking a piss. “Be right back just going for a swaz”

@Linuuux

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure this is used as slang in some parts

@Breeze1

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, wazz

@koolwhat

3 жыл бұрын

No way. You must be taking the swaz

@gords123official3

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t disrespect jezza like that. He might have made some mistakes but don’t give him shit. He has worked his ass off to be where he is today. I can’t believe 1 video changes ur perspective of him. Smh yall gonna call me a snowflake for this but I don’t care because I learned more than half my tek from him. I swear y’all just love digging up dirt to ruin someone success.

@Breeze1

3 жыл бұрын

@@gords123official3 bruh hes a terrible person but im not doubting his footballing ability. Like ik hes amazing at footie but thats not relevant to what we're talking about

Did Jezz not see the irony of what he was saying...they were telling him hes the 'best on the ball at the club' as they were releasing him...

@jeremyswazlynch5795

3 жыл бұрын

Mate they released me so that Henry could have the chance to shine and not get replaced by me in the first team

@DBuckyBoy

3 жыл бұрын

I think he heard "Ball" instead of "Dole"

@jeremyswazlynch5795

3 жыл бұрын

NICK_DA _WASTED_PUG also that aswell

@wicketw.1457

3 жыл бұрын

Of course not, he's delusional

@fozzy365

3 жыл бұрын

How do you muppets not get he was possibly joking ??

Wasn't expecting that absolute BANGER at the end, was a borderline real song ffs 🤣

@laurenmiller3955

4 жыл бұрын

Bradley Scott pls tell me what the song is from with the backing music hahaha it’s bugging me so much

@CooksonOnDrums

4 жыл бұрын

It’s coz Alfie Indra wrote it and sung it. Listen on spotify he’s class

@moltpong

4 жыл бұрын

@@laurenmiller3955 Dont look back in anger RIP off, probs what your thinking of

@yolodude3133

4 жыл бұрын

I also need to no what the original song is

@martinh1309

2 жыл бұрын

@@laurenmiller3955 thank god i found your comment, almost had an aneurism trying to figure it out

Even Simon Cowell said Jeremy was arrogant and cocky when he was on BGT. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

@MattSammons111

4 жыл бұрын

think you're forgetting about that time that guy turned into a pickle

@AJ-og4ru

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Sammons he turns himself into a pickle Morty 😂😂😂

@tirenioladimeji8011

3 жыл бұрын

@@MattSammons111 and he built armor out of a dead rat yeahh

When Jeremy says ‘you haven’t seen the WhatsApp group’ look at Billy’s face. He is sooooooooo embarrassed.

@rayking2311

3 жыл бұрын

Tbf billy looks embarrassed in a lot of videos with swazz

@jeremyswazlynch5795

3 жыл бұрын

He was jealous that I have won the bellend’dor

When he was 15 years old, Jeremy Lynch gave the Arsenal invincibles their only loss by himself...

The effort this guy puts on his vids. Sets up a Christmas tree and gets and Arsenal jersey with Lynch on the back just to film a video about bloody Swaz Respect

@behindyou6146

3 жыл бұрын

KevinK78 1 how does this have 1.3k likes and no replies?

@jgif.i5975

3 жыл бұрын

I woulden't put up the Christmas tree for a Million 😂

@jeremyswazlynch5795

3 жыл бұрын

My mates funnier than him

@jgif.i5975

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyswazlynch5795 Ok Boomer!

“He’s better on the ball than Thierry” 😂😂😂

@FleX_94

4 жыл бұрын

I more shocked at the fact he believes he was better on the ball than Bergkamp... I'm a Man Utd fan and still to this day Bergkamp remains in my eyes on of the best players to ever play in the Premier league and without a doubt the best player on the ball.

@MichaelJ44

3 жыл бұрын

A MacG Wait til you realise he actually said that

@kanyinsoyannwo7779

3 жыл бұрын

@@FleX_94 he was joking ffs

@kanyinsoyannwo7779

3 жыл бұрын

seems you dont understand subtle jokes

@ybone8709

3 жыл бұрын

Bergkamp ain't got nothing on Swazz...

Spent my life thinking rascal was the mens range in primark

@incognitooooooooooooo123spy

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

This one hurts. Like many others, the F2 were a huge part of my childhood. I remember watching their crazy skills videos and the collabs they did with football’s biggest stars. I genuinely looked up to them. Bill AND Jeremy.

@TrollCannon

2 жыл бұрын

trust

@nicobair8405

Жыл бұрын

Idk why he’s hating so much his content is for kids of course he’s gonna be like that I don’t agree with the stuff he does or his tik tok but if you were 9 you would fs

@mr.pay2win176

Жыл бұрын

@@nicobair8405 But bro if he’s making content for kids he should realise those kids look up to him like a role model.

@Cold_Stride1987

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.pay2win176 ok, what's your point?

@RadicalizedRadical

Жыл бұрын

Separate the art from the artist it’s insane to me how people can’t understand this

So you out a christmas tree up, wrapped presents and bought his merch for it all to have a small part of the video. Wow. You're too good for us jack🥺

@jaack

4 жыл бұрын

Glad you appreciate, but it was all Fiona!

@edenfowkes7706

4 жыл бұрын

AppleRaple that’s clearly not his leech he drew that on😂🤣

@MS-do8ht

4 жыл бұрын

oath

@dontknowwhattocallthis3316

4 жыл бұрын

Think it was just a white t-shirt that rascal was drawn onto 👌

@Sims3Loverx

4 жыл бұрын

Goawayusoggycarrot not much difference tbh

did he actually set up a full on Christmas tree for this

@elliotsharlott8201

4 жыл бұрын

Clearly not

@paddyc1358

4 жыл бұрын

Elliot Sharlott 😂

@jaack

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. I did. On the hottest day of the year...

@koreyeversfield2649

4 жыл бұрын

And a lynch gunners kit😂

@carter_how6811

4 жыл бұрын

Surprised not to see the advent Callander sneak into the frame

Bfor i watched this, i actually liked jezza now i just realised how cringey he is😂😂😭😭

@Rahul-uk4su

3 жыл бұрын

You will literally find others on tik tok 100 times worse than him

@liamlegend9367

3 жыл бұрын

leonardo di caprio wtf are u doing on this Video Leo ?

@silloweet

3 жыл бұрын

Lewandowski

@SandeepSingh-dg6qz

3 жыл бұрын

That’s true and it just really sad to see

@chet810

3 жыл бұрын

So true ahahah

My little brother burnt his rascal tracksuit after watching this video 😂

@davidtang9757

3 жыл бұрын

eh good on him

@liverpoolfangroup4654

3 жыл бұрын

Stop

@josiaharsiniega4842

3 жыл бұрын

Wait doesn't billy own the company?

@aymxn2320

3 жыл бұрын

That’s his childhood gone lmao

The song is actually a bop tho

@laurenmiller3955

4 жыл бұрын

Jago Hurley can you please tell me what song the backing music is from it’s bugging me so much hahaha

@itzMillsy

4 жыл бұрын

@@laurenmiller3955 It's an original

@laurenmiller3955

4 жыл бұрын

Millsygaming 1104 it sounds so familiar !!

@alicehenry5027

4 жыл бұрын

Lauren Miller I think it’s Wonderwall

@guessbitch2382

4 жыл бұрын

@@laurenmiller3955 it reminds me of Liam Gallaghers - Once

“Trying to cover up the internal pain of a man who’s been blocked by Arsene Wenger on WhatsApp” 😭😂😂

@benjrokeefe

4 жыл бұрын

Arsene Wenger definitely has no clue who he is, but I'm sure swaz would say he shagged him

@cameronthorner4541

4 жыл бұрын

Ben O'Keefe Of course 😂

@ybone8709

4 жыл бұрын

@@benjrokeefe What do you mean? a high profile youngsters like Swas has Henry in his pocket 😂😏

@TALK200MUCH

4 жыл бұрын

Made me piss😂😂

The effort this guy puts on his vids. Sets up a Christmas tree and made a whole music video respect

The fact jack doesn’t have more than 3 mil at least is a crime

@paddyc1358

4 жыл бұрын

3? Should be 20 million

@jaack

4 жыл бұрын

Oeks Lohk your name is worth loads in scrabble

@gurwinderkalkat4467

4 жыл бұрын

JaackMaate can you reply to this

@bengal4468

4 жыл бұрын

@Oeks Lohk Yeah, if you had a point to begin with. You got mugged off!

@jaclynjax8308

4 жыл бұрын

@Oeks Lohk OUCH! You got him! What a genius comeback! 😐

Genuinely never heard of this Jezza before and still got a good laugh out of it.

@boibentley23

4 жыл бұрын

enigmaticstatic 7 ooo big man

@EmmyEmmyEmmyEmmy

4 жыл бұрын

@enigmaticstatic 7 Bit weird, coming to someone's video to tell them you don't give a shite like.

Jeremy Lynchable is actually a madness

@jamesduffy7549

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I hate the guy but nah mate

@alicegarcia9487

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that wasnt too groovy lmao

@taamerali5850

2 жыл бұрын

Idk why people hate him

@woodsy.2977

2 жыл бұрын

Just casual racism

@liamrees1106

2 жыл бұрын

@@woodsy.2977 what a Pratt

i feel so bad for Billy, my guy has to put up with a manchild

@silloweet

3 жыл бұрын

Cry virgin

@samuelbiswas615

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I don’t really care if he’s is a murderer or rapist i still like f2 videos so much

@c.j.thomas6470

3 жыл бұрын

Jesse Lingard If you’d openly disregard the actions of a murderer or a rapist because they make some decent footy videos, you should evaluate your fucking mentality mate.

@PeteBaldwin

3 жыл бұрын

I don't feel too bad for him... I'd happily swap places (and wages) if he's had enough!

@ivifizz

3 жыл бұрын

@@silloweet honestly if you’re still watching the F2 in 2020 then it’s clear who the actual virgin is

Alfie didn’t have to hit the vocals so hard for that song. The boys really delivered.

@taylormarinescu805

4 жыл бұрын

@Jessica Simpsons stfu

@dennykeildrums9243

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t need to hit them hard nah

@lct5669

4 жыл бұрын

Jessica Simpsons wtf

@AlfieIndra

4 жыл бұрын

Amity Goldring Hahahaha thanks

@parisa3331

4 жыл бұрын

Jessica Simpsons ...sket

Jack really put up Christmas Decorations, including a big tree, bought an Arsenal T-shirt with Lynch on the back, made a whole song and video and bought Rascal Merch just for this video Mad respect

@jamiecross1677

4 жыл бұрын

lol he drew on a white shirt for the rascal

@rhihughes9204

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamiecross1677 could of fooled me.

@acrazer9041

4 жыл бұрын

@@rhihughes9204 same, the merch must actually be that awful

I needed to see that thank you 😂 your so talented !!! Subscribed!!

I glad you’re focusing on Happy Hour more and that you enjoy it more, I don’t find your commentary vids that funny(but your criticisms are usually on point) but I always crack up when listening to the podcast. Keep it up mate

"Kinda looks like Drake if Drake lost all his money". He likes hitting his bars too, good old swazzy swastika.

I feel bad for billy, he doesn’t seem that bad a lad

@ABCBilalHD

4 жыл бұрын

FTW Bruh yea he’s decent gezza

@ziggy-1

4 жыл бұрын

When I met them Billy was the nicest guy signing stuff and jez wouldnt take a photo with anyone

@ashtonmabe8900

4 жыл бұрын

Brighton Fan#1 it’s because billy doesn’t have an big ass ego that thinks he was better than arsenal on 06

@ioiioooio193

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashtonmabe8900 Mate this dude is replyin to shit he said years ago, I don't get the point of this video.

@mc3210

4 жыл бұрын

Met billy he is a really good guy

So much time for this , brilliant

I felt that when he said Thierry Henry, cos like, you can't get on that level.

@vangledosh

3 жыл бұрын

I actually still can’t believe swazz tekkers claimed that😂 we’re talking about the greatest prem player ever here

@Squirtle7

2 жыл бұрын

@@vangledoshwoah there bud

"HE LOOKS LIKE AN ESTATE AGENT"

@1ChuaIan

4 жыл бұрын

will probably get on Season 3 of Selling Sunset

The thing with Jaack is he mixes comedy with serious points. Easy watching - but yet you take away some serious ideas and context. He is KZread’s Charlie Brooker.

@payetsquaddd164

4 жыл бұрын

He's the youtube version of Russell Howard

@thomasgodfrey2998

4 жыл бұрын

Payet Squaddd thinking more KZread Charlie Brooker

@anticlimacticstegosaurus2647

4 жыл бұрын

How is black mirror easy to watch lol?

@jaclynjax8308

4 жыл бұрын

Very well said Thomas! I completely agree. 🥰

@thomasgodfrey2998

4 жыл бұрын

Anticlimactic Stegosaurus less the black mirror stuff more his Wipe series on the BBC - very funny and sarcastic and Jaack reminds me of his style a lot.

There was actually alot of effort put into this video. I'm impressed

This is still one of my favourite videos on the internet 😂😂

Shoutouts to the ultimate quarantine entertainer 😂❤️

‘About to offer you a great deal on a semi-detached’😂😂😂 this guy is a savage

"he looks like hes about to offer you a great deal on a semi detached" the irony that Jeremy is the only semi detached thing in this video

He looks like an estate agent killed me 😂😂

For a dude that’s “better” then the unbeatable Arsenal team, Robert Pires did more in the Wembley cup age 40+ then 31 year old (prime) Lynch and he played in double the games Pires has in the Wembley cup...

@yodudeHQ

4 жыл бұрын

The word ‘than’ exists mate

@Josh7204

4 жыл бұрын

Cant even argue with that

@MrYinkster

4 жыл бұрын

@@yodudeHQ so does supercalifragalisticc

@jjw7401

4 жыл бұрын

wasn’t as good on the ball though 🤣🤣

@mattashman1436

4 жыл бұрын

Why does everyone hate him? I really like Jeremy and this idiot just makes fun of him for no reason. Jeremy hasn’t done anything to this idiot

“You don’t need a mask when you’re with me” - slightly ironic in our current situation Mr Swaz

@USER-G291

4 жыл бұрын

hhahaha i get it lol because of coronavirus loolll hahahah totally got it loooool

Me:Jeremy is a loser 12 years old rabona lovers: You don't know what Jeremy means to me

@TekkzFooty10

2 жыл бұрын

he isnt a loser tbf

@JD-ky9ys

2 жыл бұрын

@@TekkzFooty10 did u watch the video

@Mark-mh3fc

Жыл бұрын

@@JD-ky9ys this video just pointed out his embarrising side, and I could quite lietrally make another 20 min video about his entertaining and inspiring side, so yeah this video isnt enough to call him a loser

@perfectlemming8394

Жыл бұрын

@@Mark-mh3fc go on then

This is literally comedy Gold when jack start the song 😹😹had me dying

he gives me Jay from the inbetweener vibes, "I was the best on the team, and I was only fifteen" is a prime example

@rory9373

4 жыл бұрын

Syan Fardyga he was being sarcastic

@homersimpson6585

4 жыл бұрын

Bagpuss 2.0 didn’t seem sarcasm to me

@beetouut466

4 жыл бұрын

@@rory9373 you're brain dead if you think he was being sarcastic.

Legend has it Thierry Henry learned all his skills and technique from a 15 year old Jeremy "Swazz" Lynch

@AJ-og4ru

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😭😭😭😭

@jeffpu5919

4 жыл бұрын

Quality

I did not expect the song I’m fully crying tears

@Tinydotonscreen

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that what you usually do when you cry

Drake: God's plan Swaz: God's backup plan

It honestly feels like we’ve fallen through into an alternate universe seeing Jack this often ahahaha

Jack's humour is what being British is all about. Top lad

@ybone8709

4 жыл бұрын

Thank fk we ain't in the USA where nearly every form of banter is considered offensive.

@ultimatetrickzter505

4 жыл бұрын

YB ONE I wouldn’t say they isn’t a few snowflakes in the uk tho

@masterwrong4933

4 жыл бұрын

@@ybone8709 We ain't in the UK where a joke can send you to jail

@lovaboy0076

4 жыл бұрын

@@ybone8709 well obviously not and not everyone likes dark humor as much as you brits

@retrospective77

4 жыл бұрын

You've not been to Scotland my man, this sorta humour ain't gonna cut it up here.

Mate you are an absolute crease up, had me in stitches, cant believe ive only just seen this 🤣

I have being avoiding this video but you absolutely made my day

He doesn’t care about his past or his history

@louisbryant5781

4 жыл бұрын

You also don't need a mask when you're with him

@robbieomahony5741

4 жыл бұрын

Genius lmao

@daniel_foakes

4 жыл бұрын

Miner A6 nah man he’s the best player on the arsenal squad and best rapper

@daniel_foakes

4 жыл бұрын

Louis Bryant What a tune

Has he ever held a pound like it’s a slab of wet salmon, just like “Alfie Dayes” tho?🤔

@tobyhowe6259

4 жыл бұрын

He wipes his arse with 50 pound notes

@olivermoore542

4 жыл бұрын

No one can stop Jeremy lynch in his la Lamborghini

"He looks like an estate agent" I lost it hahaha

@sebastiangomez219

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

The effort you go through for a video is top quality

I'm giving away £100 to a random person who comments AND likes the video before 9:30pm... act fast!

@anashusein2930

4 жыл бұрын

Yea fair enough

@sasha.n7908

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t think there is worse then TouchDaLight

@killerjixie2400

4 жыл бұрын

yep very true

@ellielamport

4 жыл бұрын

Some people are just a lot more rank than others... and then we have TouchDaLight.

@loz13

4 жыл бұрын

carmie made a tiktok about you and the whole comments section is defending you however i’m not sure that’s exactly what he wanted from the vid

The worst part is I think even billy would laugh at that song 😂

@jaack

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. I well like Bill tbf!

@DG-tm2tn

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaack hahah he definitely hates jizzer

@Irfan_1

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaack HENRY LEART TEKJERZ FROM HIM

You just have to applaud the commitment to this video 😂😂 love it

The bit when jacks reacting to the dancing tiktok and he reminds us and says “at least he didn’t have to give the Arsenal kit back.. least they could do for the best on the ball player at the club… including the first team” amazing hahahahahha 🤌🏻

Mate your freaking hilarious. So surprised your not at 3 mil yet. Not long before you will be. Can see you on a comedy show doing stand up.

"You don't need a mask when you're with me" Well that aged well

Me: Jack would never make a song like Danny Gonzalez or James Marriott Jack:

This is in my top 5 fave KZread vids 🤣🙌🏼

Yo this song slapssss 🤣 love the video dude!

That’s honestly one of the most depressing comedy songs I’ve ever heard

Please. Do not stop With the Rank Banks, absolutely hilarious.

Don’t think Jack realized what he was saying when he said Lynchable 😂😬

@reecemason8314

3 жыл бұрын

I know i was like 😳🤭

@bludangell

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeah that was a bit cringe. Luckily he's not American or that could have come off waaaay worse lol.

@jamesduffy7549

3 жыл бұрын

I mean what else could he have thought it meant

@kingofracism

2 жыл бұрын

@@bludangell exactly lol American blacks are super fragile

Litreally come back to this every few months for a laugh

I can't get the "he's got SWAAAAAZ" out of my head

Didn’t think they could do it but that was even better than the Greg Paul song... truly a masterpiece 👏

If this song doesn't make it onto Spotify, I don't know what to do.. The song actually slaps good job

I’d do unspeakable things for this song to get put on Spotify. Class

Jeremy Lynch: *being a manchild* Deji: He's copying me!!!!!!

I’m loving the mix of JaackMaate fans and angry 12 year olds in the comments

@TheRat1789

3 жыл бұрын

Same mate

@taffyorogun8568

3 жыл бұрын

He should not have taken the piss out of people trying to make dreams come true give them confidence instead

@peterrrrrrrrr

3 жыл бұрын

@@taffyorogun8568 Welcome to the real world kid. If you dont got swaz you dont got nothen, and most of us dont have them swaz tekkers. Thats just the truth. #DreamsDontComeTrue #Swaz #JezIsMyDad

@wahabshaikh6654

3 жыл бұрын

He's got more money then you and has a life

@peterrrrrrrrr

3 жыл бұрын

We got another f2 fan lads!

We need more of these parody songs so funny

i come back to this video annually the music video and song is just so ridiculously good ❤

No one sums up why I dislike certain people quite like Jack

@dustysandwich6560

4 жыл бұрын

Had to read it a few times to understand this lol

@devanshuaggarwal6147

4 жыл бұрын

@@dustysandwich6560 hahah i swear. at first i thought he meant he hated jack😂

@mclean9092

4 жыл бұрын

DustySandwich I still don’t understand it

@abdullahabdilaahi3872

4 жыл бұрын

McLean90 Same with me lol

@pragyanpoudel4963

3 жыл бұрын

McLean90 he’s saying that jack sums up why he doesn’t like certain ppl like mr jizza

No this was absolute quality that has died out on yt lately my man is killing it

the song at the end killed me hahahahhaha

First video I ever made sure I liked. Top class

What a class song, glad to see Alfie’s singing talent is being utilised to the best of his ability!

Jeremy is better than Thierry Henry everyone, I mean he said it himself...

@dagotowka9191

4 жыл бұрын

he meant the first team for his age group

@nikeeweston

4 жыл бұрын

Bart Lyson27 AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAA no he didn’t

Most accurate thing I’ve ever seen mate hahahaha

I like the way Billy raises his eyebrows when he says 'Best"

Jeremy Lynchable is an absolutely outrageous joke, i completely took it out of context until you said lunchables

Rather nauseating how the TikTok generation have allowed Jeremy Lynch and the smug brigade to thrive. Major pollution.

Jeremy’s Batman rap makes Travis Scott’s Halloween costume look good

The mom bit had me CRACKING up LMFAO

I commented on Jeremy Lynch's recent Tik Tok asking whether he saw this and it got some likes and then taken down

Shouldn't of watched this straight before bed. Songs stuck in my head now. Awesome video Jack the effort you've all done here boi👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

This guy is the biggest JL hater of all time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@theonlyjoe_

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t you be? He’s a right knobhead

Jeremy vs stephen is literally man child vs stephen/comedian

Honestly this is quality. Can actually see the effort that’s gone into making this properly. Don’t see enough of that from KZreadrs

“Look how fit my mum is” the Norwich is really coming out jack...

Didn't expect that absolute genius at the end haha

Love how the Lynch kid in number 31 lmao

“You don’t need a mask when you’re with me” *coronavirus intensifies*

This guy is a comedy genius , doesn’t care , funny and seems a class guy to have a laugh with !

@jacobward7361

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't care about his past or his history

@thatbot2666

4 жыл бұрын

Yea in fairness to Jeremy he is a comedy genius alright

9 months on this is still amazing 😂

All i see is a Hater who’s jealous of Jeremy’s growth tbh