Steven Seagal - the only man in history that could prevent Chris Farley from getting a laugh

@yellowblanka6058

3 жыл бұрын

Especially if Seagal is running at any point in a scene - that's prime comedic material right there.

@chrisfor01

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed😂

@the503creepout7

3 жыл бұрын

Charisma... vacuum.

@timfart9414

3 жыл бұрын

Casey Ryback!

@miketrevino8761

3 жыл бұрын

U met chuck Norris yet?

The most mind blowing thing is that in Steven Seagal’s head everything went perfect.

@TrueGrandImperial

2 жыл бұрын

In his head everything is going perfect 100% of the time for him

@THEQueeferSutherland

Жыл бұрын

"I just made the greatest SNL skit ever"

@AAAskeet

Жыл бұрын

Who wrote it?

@AAAskeet

Жыл бұрын

I did

@ChickenMcThiccken

Жыл бұрын

@@AAAskeet he did.

You can actually tell where the jokes would have been had Steven Seagal been willing to have a sense of humor. The rapid switch in behavior depending on who was in the room, the mom having an entirely different version of the story behind the tattoo. It's almost like Seagal has never even laughed before.

@THEQueeferSutherland

Жыл бұрын

I think the only times he legitimately laughs is when violence happens... Someone got stabbed in the eye? 🤣Rape happened? Hilarious!

@SuiLover

Жыл бұрын

Was Danny Trejo too young to replace Seagal in this sketch? Trejo is one of the tough, macho men to have a genuine sense of humour. He guest starred in an episode of Monk and it was funny and heartwarming whenever his character interacts with Tony Shaloub's.

@IsmailofeRegime

Жыл бұрын

​@@SuiLover Trejo is actually older than Seagal, so age wouldn't be a problem. The issue is that it's 1991; Seagal was regarded as the next big action movie star whereas Trejo was still limited to minor film roles (one of these was in Marked for Death a year earlier, starring Seagal.)

@bowmanbrent419

Жыл бұрын

@@IsmailofeRegime check out the big brains on Brad...Brett...I mean Ismail.

@Caffeine_Addict_2020

Жыл бұрын

Obvious that he made up all his lines too: "I was part of the uh... SKC unit" and when asked what does that mean? Says "Oh... nothing... I was.. uh... a paid assassin"

Jan Hooks is the real MVP here for at least getting the sketch moving again every time Seagal brings it to a dead halt and won’t give her any of the setups she’s clearly waiting for.

@barrydraper5893

Жыл бұрын

I use like the show

@49erMinded

Жыл бұрын

Bigtime

@VogtTD

3 ай бұрын

​@@barrydraper5893nobody asked

If Seagal had just stood there looking menacing and not uttered a word, this might have worked.

@masoudmoghavami6798

3 жыл бұрын

Thats actually a great idea

@Dick_Valparaiso

2 жыл бұрын

His wife could've sat by him as his interpreter. Chris's character could've been asking typical "So, what do you do for a living?/Jenny tells me you work for the government?" type of questions. The wife could answer, or have Steven whisper to her ear while she politely tells Chris that he enjoys reading books about torture and loves to reminisce about his time in the Philippines. Chris could then say something like "Yeah, I hear it's hot over there ...just like the women. Um, I mean your daughter. ...Uh, you have a lovely daughter, that Jennifer. ...Um, Jennifer is alright I mean. Then Steven (quiet and calculated): "You son of a bitch.". His wife: "He just gave you a nickname!"

@srldwg

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dick_Valparaiso Yes, something like that would have been better!

@invaderjaymz

2 жыл бұрын

There was nothing that could save this sketch the moment Seagal walked in the room.

@invaderjaymz

2 жыл бұрын

@Dougie J you thought the skit was funny???

Seagal managed to completely neutralize all the laughter out of a Farley sketch.

@Road2acept

Жыл бұрын

It's kinda incredible. A Farley sketch; just don't laugh and your golden!

@Aaliyahchannel2024

2 ай бұрын

If there wasn't video of it....I wouldn't believe it too be possible. Chris is the definition of funny.

@amyvartanian7729

2 ай бұрын

That was the must uncomfortable thing I have ever watched!' Then I saw this comment being so true as it is had 666 thumbs up? So I immediately had to change it 667! Lol

@ProJektorish

Ай бұрын

It'd be impressive if it weren't so scary.

fun fact: I watch SNL and take a shot every time something hilarious happens. Thanks to Stephen Seagal hosting, I was able to get sober. Thanks Stephen.

@Pelcurus

Жыл бұрын

I do the same thing: 20 years sober. 🎉😀🎈

@auditamplifier8493

Жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

@FirstNameJ0hn

Жыл бұрын

@@Pelcurus lmao

@heffe4257

Жыл бұрын

You’ve probably been sober for a long time then.

@jedijones

Жыл бұрын

@@Pelcurus LOL, I don't think it's healthy to go that long without alcohol.

Seagal, 3 seconds before show time: "Ok, I better not hear anyone laughing. Let's go."

I saw the blu-ray version of this and in the commentary they said that Segal was supposed to switch from talking goofy like the mother whenever someone other than him and Farley were in the room and as soon as the two of them were alone he was supposed to switch to this serious killer. Hence why the mother keeps leaving to fetch stuff for Doug. Apparently Segal was so full of himself that he refused to act the goofy part because it was beneath him.

@horseman4now

3 жыл бұрын

THAT would have been funny.

@bcoates87

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting, that would have been a great sketch. Sketch comedy is a team game. Everyone else did a great job, none of them were staring at the cue cards like you see a lot of the time nowadays.

@ongkhuongduy3498

3 жыл бұрын

They might have overestimated his acting ability. The guy has one acting facial expression his whole career.

@RyanWilliams-qf1ok

3 жыл бұрын

"Apparently Segal was so full of himself that he refused to act the goofy part because it was beneath him." Is that what it said in the commentary?

@latenightguitaradventures3022

3 жыл бұрын

The fact he even got to be special forces in a SNL sketch was amazing.

Most SnL hosts: sure I’ll dress in character Steven Segal: No I’m gonna dress like a 37 year old martial arts film star no matter what role I play

@RawOne911

2 жыл бұрын

Well I mean if they are supposed to be in highschool he could very well be 37 but the dressing like martial artist in every role might be kinda funny.

@ikillforacookie25

2 жыл бұрын

you talking about brandon lee I watched a lot of interviews on him its seems he always wear those clothes its just me though

@brianbelcher4793

2 жыл бұрын

How did he sell his "martial art" to ANYONE? Hahahahahaha! He should've been laughed out of Hollywood, but then again, it's Hollywood....hahaha

@deskish3930

2 жыл бұрын

if it was today he would be wearing his tactical gear instead

@stupoc6715

2 жыл бұрын

Danzel Washington, Kevin Costner Hey ,either of you two guys want to portray a character in a movie. Sure , same character in every movie you make.

In this skit, Steven Seagal looks like a “visitor” in his own household. 😆

It's only 6 minutes but it feels like 30, truly my favorite SNL sketch of all time!

The SNL Cast looked like they couldn't wait for this to end.

@jakeh6980

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the girl looked extremely uncomfortable

@jedijones

Жыл бұрын

@@jakeh6980 That was sort of her character here though. She was supposed to be annoyed at constantly being asked to leave.

Rob Schneider wasn't acting. He was just that desperate to get out of the scene.

@ConsCope

9 ай бұрын

Sensei Tenderloin put Rob Schneider’s face through a table the sketch before.

I'm impressed how the cast managed to make bits of this sketch funny in spite of Seagal's participation! 😂

@V0YAG3R

4 ай бұрын

*Seagal’s sabotage

Quite honestly I think this is pretty brilliant. Watching a host of professional comedians try to work around someone who can’t be funny is amazing. Also the fact that he must play a hardened killer in everything makes it feel so surreal.

This had so much potential. Farleys character would’ve been hilarious if he had someone like Phil Hartman playing the dad

@aaronrasheed9440

3 жыл бұрын

I know you are so right. I was thinking the same thing.

@shemailgoondall9531

3 жыл бұрын

Phil hartman wouldve worked out well.

@johnnycarnevale

3 жыл бұрын

Phil Hartman was a master @ SNL

@jono4708

3 жыл бұрын

or if he just had Someone playing

@WookieeArmy

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck Andy Dick

Seagal's like a black hole, sucking the life out of this sketch. It's like he's taken the rest of the cast hostage.

@bassnazi4713

3 жыл бұрын

Not exactly hostage, but maybe under siege?

@protosspc

3 жыл бұрын

@R D Trump is funny. He riffs on stage for 2 hours at his rallies and it's hilarious. He's also been on SNL several times and it was good.

@protosspc

3 жыл бұрын

@R D does R D stand for Racist Democrat?

@spacefertilizer

3 жыл бұрын

@David Christ why are you defending Segal everywhere in the comments? It’s not like it’s making his contribution to the sketch any less awful.

@DimitriosChannel

3 жыл бұрын

Well said.

Steven is such a great martial artist. What a strong powerful silent killer. The crowd respects him so much they dare not laugh.

@moespaghetticonfetti5041

Жыл бұрын

He's a bully

@Dayvit78

Жыл бұрын

/s

@joshuaschroeder5219

7 ай бұрын

Steven Seagal is a known phony.

@gfdrthjigvtyhnhyg

5 ай бұрын

Is this Steven Seagal?

@scotty6124

4 ай бұрын

Seriously? Thats what you took from this?

It's actually pretty funny how serious Steven Seagal takes himself. If he had less of an ego, we'd be laughing with him. Instead people are laughing at him.

@ChickenMcThiccken

2 жыл бұрын

well. when you were beat the crap out of all the time. then learn to kick their asses back. you kind of lose that part of you. but at least he keeps humble. he could have been whacko segal LOL

@leannaburroughs5642

Жыл бұрын

What a total jackass. Why would SNL have him as a guest, totally untalented?

@mrcritical6751

10 ай бұрын

@@ChickenMcThicckenkeeps humble? The guy’s a compulsive liar who makes up 99% of every impressive thing he’s done with his life

@exiles_dot_tv

5 ай бұрын

It's crazy whoever runs the SNL account decided to post this as a highlight on KZread. At least they didn't bother crediting him, ha.

@damiantirado9616

4 ай бұрын

@@ChickenMcThicckenSteven Seagal has gotten his ass kicked by tons of martial artists he even ran away once. The dude is a loser

Hmmm. Kinda painful to watch Chris Farley trying to keep the sketch funny all by himself. They should've limited Steven's lines.

@sanoban

10 жыл бұрын

It's a bit long, but I think his cold demeanor is working well.

@hybridcypher

10 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more, why would they have an action star dominate a comedy sketch especially when he's not funny. Apparently Bad hosts were the number one thing that messed up alot of good SNL Sketches

@rajithmaligaspe

10 жыл бұрын

LOL yeah, I can't even find his monologue on the SNL KZread channel!

@hybridcypher

10 жыл бұрын

ha, yeah, probably not worth keeping.

@A-small-amount-of-peas

6 жыл бұрын

westiesmum69 then please explain the complexities and nuances of Mr Seagals comedic performance to us as from what I can see it looked like a chunk of wood reading cue cards badly

Seagal sucked every last bit of life out of this sketch.

@robjabbaz

4 жыл бұрын

came on here 4 years later to write the exact same thing.

@garywilson3042

4 жыл бұрын

@@enklaev1465 lol you sound like a baby pointing out the obvious, like shouting *CLOUD* when looking at the sky. Sad.

@enklaev1465

4 жыл бұрын

@@garywilson3042 I completely agree looking at this comment not entirely sure what I was thinking it's got no subject no character it's a single statement you are completely correct and I am embarrassed I cant tell you what exactly I was thinking perhaps I wanted to bait him into a debate or just annoy him not sure but most likely I wasnt thinking hard just sorta going through the motions dont let this ruin your interpretation of me I got a lot goin on

@garywilson3042

4 жыл бұрын

@@enklaev1465 wow, I wasn't expecting that, that is very commendable of you. Hope things are ok.

@chiefmegadeth

3 жыл бұрын

I love Steven Seagal. But that was torture... He killed the mood for sure

one of the most awkward skits in snl history

@mrdizzy678

Жыл бұрын

You got that right Brother, Ohhhh Yeeeaahhh!

@diskmort

11 ай бұрын

i know this skit is meant to be awkward but holy shit, this isn't even funny awkward, this is just straight up uncomfortably awkward

Bruce Willis played the exact same kind of character on Friends, except he actually made it funny.

@Thunderchild-gz4gc

8 ай бұрын

It was played into.

This sketch is pretty much steven bragging about how much of a badass he is.

@CNRhKXtreme

3 жыл бұрын

That's all of his products lmfao.

@BretuLauk

3 жыл бұрын

which is ironic because the Mafia & Gene Lebell both made him shit his pants.

@CNRhKXtreme

3 жыл бұрын

@@BretuLauk Looks like Steven Seagal really is the shit, huh?

@freddiehoff7365

3 жыл бұрын

@@BretuLauk somebody been listening to Sammy the bull

@DrowningSorrows1

3 жыл бұрын

That's what the entire episode was. Every skit's entire joke was "Seagal is awesome, everything else is lame."

R.I.P. to Chris Farley, Jan Hooks & Steven Seagal’s career

@edmundmclean2814

2 жыл бұрын

😆

@aristotleasparaguspodcast1129

2 жыл бұрын

And to Phil Hartman who should've done Seagal's part

@catholicdad

2 жыл бұрын

I forgot Jan Hooks died. Wow!

@karlhans6678

2 жыл бұрын

lol at the last one

@michaelparylak5649

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he did kind of fade Away into obscurity. didn't he? As a child I wondered what happened to him. His was one of the first movies I ever saw as a kid were we actually heard the bones crunching and cracking in the fight sequences 😁

Farley is never forgotten for his amazing work on SNL. I wish drugs never got the best of him. One of the greatest comedians is truly special to SNL. Rip. Chris Farley

I’m fantasizing about Farley doing a frantic “Theres you, there’s me!” And then flattening Seagal

@manhalen7046

Жыл бұрын

lol🤣

@jennyn5692

7 ай бұрын

"Oops a daisy!"

Seagal was way too concerned with trying to come off as a badass for this sketch rather than trying to be funny. Guy takes himself way too seriously

@NorthPhilly-zr7xc

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah now he's round!

@conorsmith8551

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was told to be like this for the sketch but I don't even know now 😅

@danskyl7279

Жыл бұрын

The only character Seagal wants to play is cool and badass. Replace him with Jackie chan, Jet li or Donnie Yen and this sketch would be 10 better.

@IsmailofeRegime

Жыл бұрын

@@conorsmith8551 Not quite. Among other things he was supposed to act like a goofy "nice guy" whenever the mother was around but then revert to deadly seriousness when she left the room. Instead Seagal decided to act like he was always and forever the ultimate badass.

@NoPastNoFate

Жыл бұрын

He is a narcissist. It is all to cover up his frail limp dick ego.

I stopped this halfway through to scroll down the comments and see if everyone else thought this is as bad as I thought it was. Yeah, it's awful.

@deemoe7301

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 me too!

@HiLectric

3 жыл бұрын

LOL read this comment only to realize I was literally doing the same thing.

@kareszjako5497

3 жыл бұрын

same :)

@lovedisaster69

3 жыл бұрын

Me friggin too!

@pinkystinkeye5120

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Seagal really needs his own comedy show. Such a funny, witty guy.

@offensivebeefroast5407

Жыл бұрын

Alone

@pallmall5495

Жыл бұрын

@SEEK R/Whooooosh!!!!!!!!

@Lando_Calzonian_MK8

11 ай бұрын

I know, he’s the most fucking hilarious guy ever, it’s kinda disappointing to know there will never be someone as funny as him again tho

@pallmall5495

11 ай бұрын

@@Lando_Calzonian_MK8 he has a pay per view special coming soon to Comedy Central. It is called " Laugh or I will put you in a choke hold and use various Judo moves on you".

@Lando_Calzonian_MK8

11 ай бұрын

@@pallmall5495 Real

At the end the audience was like do we clap or leave?

As soon as Seagull walked in, you could feel all the energy being sucked out of the entire house.

@HVLLOWS1999

2 жыл бұрын

It was once he said his first line it was so quite and flat. Him just staring at Chris and not shacking his hand was pretty good.

So Mr Seagal do you have any ideas for sketches this week? Yeah...I wanna play a father...who's also an assassin. UH...OK anything else? Yeah....I wanna play a chef. OK that's interesting. And the chef is an assassin. OK...any other ideas? Yeah...how about I play a school teacher but here's the crazy twist...

@jimreily7538

3 жыл бұрын

... the school teacher is also....a birthday clown !

@_4shy

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimreily7538 who's part time job is being an assassin

@thisguy7509

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you this comment made me chuckle

@pistolpete667

3 жыл бұрын

So hes loke michael Scott at improv always pulling a gun

@thecensoredmuscle563

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimreily7538 who also assassinates clowns

Fun fact: this is the only skit from Segal’s episode available on the official SNL KZread channel

It makes me insane that Segal was, is, or EVER has been even remotely famous. That guy should have worked as a car mechanic and just bragged to random strangers that didn’t care, instead of the entire world, about all his fake, pathetic non-accomplishments. THAT would be a just universe…

@mccarthy5825

2 жыл бұрын

Agree 100% brother

@renestuder515

Жыл бұрын

It baffles me too. I have never understood why people liked his movies that much back in the 90s. I mean, we had Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, Russell, Van Damme and Jackie Chan! Why would anyone bother with Seagal?

@Lark1610

2 ай бұрын

Well, allegedly (though as far as I know it is quite well researched) he was supported by mobsters who put a lot of money into making him an action star. Thanks to that affiliations he was able to get starring roles in his first big movies, since there were bribes and even some unlawful menace involved when it came to convincing people in movie industry to hire Seagal.

Lorne did say in a couple of interviews that Seagal is the worst celebrity that has ever come to SNL to host.

@evenflow5491

4 жыл бұрын

4mevrywhr2evrywhr not even in interviews, when Nicolas Cage hosted he said it bluntly in his opening monologue

@quincee3376

3 жыл бұрын

I've heard that from a few others too. I forget who it was. I think Dana Carvey was one. I can't quite remember.

@joey4010

3 жыл бұрын

I believe it .

@kari7403

3 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal was banned from SNL after he hosted this one, cuz he was such a prick and unfunny asshat.

@markshaw2009

3 жыл бұрын

Milton Berle was the worst, that episode only aired once and was never in syndication. Only recently available with all episodes.

If you are only half way through this video and you are wondering if it's going to get funny at the end, **spoiler alert*** it doesn't.

@LLOOYYYDD

9 жыл бұрын

i made it to 2 minutes, this skit is really bad

@hondamanvtec2894

5 жыл бұрын

Christopher Hawkins what are you smoking? This was funny from the start to the end

@tktty

5 жыл бұрын

The skit is funny, but Segal is a horrible actor. But we all knew that.

@deborahcabot3100

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the heads up, I couldn't watch this anymore.

@danielglatz1643

3 жыл бұрын

Had a lot of potential. Chris’s character could’ve been gold with a good counterpart dad actor. Would’ve been a good role for Phil Hartman

I think the star of this entire sketch was Farley's cool hair.

@dewilew2137

Жыл бұрын

🙄

My god I think I could think of 1000 ways this sketch could’ve gone better.

The guy can’t do comedy, but his movies are a laughing stock.. Go figure

@bookeens

3 жыл бұрын

yeah whadda nassole- his reality tv shtunk too!

@nsasupporter7557

2 жыл бұрын

@Ryan A Seagal isn’t any worse of an actor than Adam Sandler

@theyellowlightsaber3193

2 жыл бұрын

Because his films are unintentionally funny? Its only funny when someone takes themselves too seriously

@lukaz3336

2 жыл бұрын

@@nsasupporter7557 Adam Sandler can act. When he puts actual effort into it.

@nsasupporter7557

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukaz3336 no he can’t. There’s never been a time where he’s acted. He plays himself in every shit movie and gets angry and loses his temper

This is like an after school special about an abusive father. Hooks and Schneider struggle valiantly to squeeze a few laughs out of thin air.

3:20 is the closest you will ever get to Seagal being funny

@ironmaster6496

Ай бұрын

And no one laughed which is....the appropriate response

Rumour has it he is still on set at SNL waiting for the laughs

@juliawalker4522

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Jesus Christ Seagal doesn't have an ounce of comic timing.

@MrBiggysmalls87

3 жыл бұрын

It’s called comedic timing.

@bookeens

3 жыл бұрын

he'd need half a brain.

@MrBiggysmalls87

3 жыл бұрын

@@sheateeley1 alright mr. failed comedian...

@djcease1996

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously? I found this hilarious

I bet Segal refused to do any skits that made him appear silly or wussy in anyway lol what a dork

@KleWdSide

2 жыл бұрын

He refused to do a Hans & Franz skit just because the duo claimed they could beat him up. So... you're right.

@tommitchell7294

2 жыл бұрын

Seagal and Commie Trump are the same douchebags --- can't take any criticism and cry like babies when they are mocked

The vast emptiness of silence had more noise than this sketch.

Even during a crappy sketch Farley still makes it hilarious! 😂

@r3tr0actiongamer24

Жыл бұрын

Not even Farley could save this sketch

@SnowyNightFlyer

11 ай бұрын

Farley worked his ass off to save it.

@queitn6287

11 ай бұрын

@@SnowyNightFlyerfor real lol

@Professor__S

7 ай бұрын

Farley was thinking "God, I need a bottle of whiskey and a line of heroin after working with this cunt"😂

Absolute crickets every time Seagal opens his mouth.

@nsasupporter7557

2 жыл бұрын

@Aaron Stark same with Farley, don’t just pick on Seagal

@aaronstark658

2 жыл бұрын

@@nsasupporter7557 - He deserves to get picked on. Apparently he was an absolute nightmare on the show and was banned from ever hosting again.

@nsasupporter7557

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronstark658 I know, I’m just saying it was Farley’s fault too that the skit sucked

@aaronstark658

2 жыл бұрын

@@nsasupporter7557 - How so?

@nsasupporter7557

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronstark658 “How so?” Uhh... did you not watch the skit?? He Wasn’t funny! Chris Farley wasn’t that funny anyway. If he was he could’ve carried his own and not let Seagal ruin the skit. All of you people need to wake up and realize that Farley wasn’t that funny, he had his moments yes, but was he funny all the time? HELL NO. His only funny moments were the Matt Foley skit and the Chip N Dale dancer skit, that was it.

Well that’s 7 minutes i’l have to owe back to Xhamster.

@evenflow5491

4 жыл бұрын

martinpotts a tragic loss

@morty215fightclubbringyour7

3 жыл бұрын

🤦🏿‍♂️🤣

@lannyqualls9428

3 жыл бұрын

😎👍

@xnetpc

3 жыл бұрын

You should sign up for xhamster premium. You can cut that 7 minute loss down to 3 minutes or less, guaranteed.

@MrjEWlock

3 жыл бұрын

This Xhamster joke held up better than Steven Segal's career.

The crickets at the start had it right

Fun fact: Lorne Michaels didn’t have a single grey hair until this skit came along.

Are we not going to mention how hilarious Schneider was? He was the funniest thing in this whole sketch 😂

@KoRnBaKo

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@B-Mag

4 жыл бұрын

Seagal had Farley stumped

@epicon6

3 жыл бұрын

Why wouldn't we notice Schneider?

@kj7792

3 жыл бұрын

No Farley is a legend

@masterzombie161

3 жыл бұрын

Chris held his own but good lord the actual actors deserved an award dealing with that loser steven.

This reminds me of a prostate exam: lasts a little too long and uncomfortable for everyone involved.

@mattbartolovich8228

3 жыл бұрын

Not necessarily

@christaylor7916

3 жыл бұрын

+Matt uhhhhhhh 😂😂😂

Now I know what a slow painful death feels like !

@Cantbuyathrill

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

His acting equals his guitar skills.

Only Segal could suck the life out of a room with one of the funniest guys in history 🤦‍♂️

@afisemenaborevlaka48

Жыл бұрын

After this sketch Farley gave up on life.

@dewilew2137

Жыл бұрын

Chris Farley was not funny. He was just fat.

the best skit ive ever seen from snl

Seagal now does most of his scenes sitting as a Sniper....eating spaghetti.

Damn, steven's hilarious i can't wait for him to get back on stage and put an entire audience to sleep

@sahej6939

Жыл бұрын

He’s busy in Russ i a 😂

This sketch was so weird and so bizarre, it almost veered into anti-comedy/cringe humor territory. Mostly because it felt like Seagal would have actually murdered Chris Farley on stage.

@sampsonlll1825

3 жыл бұрын

Seagal is a overrated hack. Always has been, will continue to always be one.

@nsasupporter7557

2 жыл бұрын

@@Javajavajav that’s why this was a bad skit, it wasn’t just Seagal. It was Farley too. Chris Farley wasn’t all that funny in general. He had his moments when he was funny but that was it. He should’ve been able to hold his own but he didn’t because he’s not very funny

@nsasupporter7557

2 жыл бұрын

@@sampsonlll1825 Seagal’s not anymore overrated than Adam Sandler is. Sandler is the most overrated celebrity who’s ever lived, the guy is a pathetic loser and everybody worships him like he’s a god

@thecensoredmuscle563

2 жыл бұрын

@@sampsonlll1825 chill, if you can't enjoy a Seagal marathon, that's a shame.

@thecensoredmuscle563

2 жыл бұрын

@@nsasupporter7557 Sandler is overrated because you don't like him? Lol Not everyone likes everything, but the majority of the people enjoy at least several of Sandlers movies. Slapstick comedy isn't for everyone, but Sandler is a master at it.

This is one of the truest tests of endurance ever. I still can't make it to the end no matter how hard I try.

@adamdesanti6713

3 ай бұрын

I lasted one minute and went immediately to the comments. No disrespect to Chris or SNL legend Jan Hooks.

"Well, I'm sure your mother is beautiful in her own way." "...no."

did anyone tell Steven Seagal this was meant to be a comedy sketch?

I hardly think that seagal touched humour in his life

@Lobos222

4 жыл бұрын

Well, the book was funny. LoL, oh wait, that is not Steven, hes just a... hard cover.

@ZarkowsWorld

3 жыл бұрын

He only touched women against their wish

@christinasavannah7992

3 жыл бұрын

He not a joking man....this man is very serious

@sonnydash4987

3 жыл бұрын

Ever seen him run? Gold.

You can tell it's funny because of all the laughter.

Because whispering in sketches is just so helpful and mysterious.

I feel sorry for those in the audience. Imagine being there for the first time, looking forward to see the sketches acted out live and in person... Only to see Seagal being the worst host ever.

@superlex611

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why he was invited to begin with

@AbigorRealm69

3 жыл бұрын

Cause he was kinda big in the early 90s

@christaylor7916

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ryanrobertson7218

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being able to say you saw the worst host. The feel bad for the Rhonda rousey audience.

@MrZackavelli

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it was a pretty historic episode, even if it was for all the wrong reasons. So they can at least say they were apart of history.

seagal reminded the entire studio audience about every awkward conversation they have ever had with an adult when they were a teen

@sahej6939

Жыл бұрын

The daughter was his hostage… couldn’t wait to get out of that house!

I only clicked cus I saw Chris. The way Adam Sandler misses him is heart wrenching.

It's my mission in life to show Steven the comments section for any video with him in it.

It takes some special skills to make a Chris Farley sketch dull. Steven Seagal has hose skills.

Would have been funny if Seagal was only serious around his family in order to gain respect around the house, but secretly nice to Farley, even asking him for a smoke too, then goes back to being a hardass when his family is around. Farleys character would be so confused. Lol

@Oldhollywoodfilms621

3 жыл бұрын

Would have been better

@Pawnwarschess

2 жыл бұрын

Then he would be a weak father figure

@boke75

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pawnwarschess And bad for his tough guy image...."no dice, Lorne".

@Paul77ozee

2 жыл бұрын

That was probably the original concept of the sketch.

@turkishjanitor3666

Жыл бұрын

This was likely the idea, having him go from that rock solid, confrontational father to a friendly and grandma-like chatty guy when nobody's looking would feel accurate and more amusing, but this dude had to ruin even that beacuse of his ego.

The charisma is off the charts

@juliawalker4522

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

This is still somehow funnier than anything on SNL today

Man why did we have to lose Chris Farley but Seagal is still alive and kicking?

@northgeorgia7357

2 жыл бұрын

Cause Seagal isn't over weight, works out, and doesn't smoke crack and meth, what are you fucking stupid

@joshuateubanks4302

2 жыл бұрын

Kicking might not be the best description.

@joshuateubanks4302

2 жыл бұрын

Seagal is definitely overweight, and doesnt look like works out too much these days. Can you imagine what his ego would be like on Meth, or crack? He's terrible.

@stproducciones9140

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuateubanks4302 he obviously does a lot of cocaine, however.

@joshuateubanks4302

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno. No coke I've ever seen results in low activity, incomprehensible speech, and an ability to rec9gnize and perform wretchedly horrible screenplays.

I didn't think anyone could suck the life out of a Chris Farley sketch but here it is. The word banal comes to mind. I would have iked to see Phil Hartman on this one instead of Seagal.

Legit feels like he would actually attack anyone in that skit.

SNL of the 90s was beautiful and amazing.

Well that was uncomfortable.

Doug still lives in a van down by the river. He'll graduate one day, in that big graduation in the sky...

“Get outta here.” That actually made me laugh.

We need to get a Steven Seagal Facts list going. It won't rival the Chuck Norris facts, but I bet some of them will be funny.

I feel bad for anyone having to do sketch with Segal.

@TheListenerCanon

2 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for anyone who has to work with Seagal.

I get that Seagal is garbage, but how was this ever supposed to be funny? I mean this whole script sucks. As far as i can tell, the dad was supposed to alternate between being both Mr perfect nice dad, and a psychopath, but maybe it was all and act...maybe.

@Cron0s91

3 жыл бұрын

Good acting, facial expressions, comedic timing, etc. Not just sitting right there reading a script.

@Neceros

3 жыл бұрын

Consider if the dad was extremely jovial and family committed the whole time, but has a secret dark side he never shows his family. When they aren't around he could be hostile, intimidating, or overly protective... until the family walks back in.

@Vill1988

3 жыл бұрын

I mean the skit is very below average but an even decent comedic actor could do SOMETHING with it. Segal just played himself. When has he ever NOT played himself in anything?

@braxtonslife7779

3 жыл бұрын

@PhoneWalletKeys Don’t snl actors co-write scripts? I thought they did have impact on the material.

@virgilhilts2552

3 жыл бұрын

@@Neceros exactly. I believe this particular episode potentially could improve if Segal simply kicked Farley's ass while the family is absent. Ironically, Segals forte is kicking ass while being completely serious while Farley's forte is to get his ass kicked, fall down, stand up, make face turn red. Simple but it works. Instead, they're both sitting in this couch doing none of that. It's like having two race cars parked in a garage going nowhere.

In the words of the late great Greg Giraldo, “I couldn’t cringe any harder if I was watching my mom in a bukaki video”.

The funniest thing is that today, steven is an accomplished comedian, his straight to dvd action movies have people in stitches.

Funniest thing about this skit is........... THE COMMENTS. 🤣

what's funny is that Seagal is now about as big/fat as what Farley is here.

@laughingalien

5 жыл бұрын

Imaging trying to find a big/fat body double to do absolutely nothing in his straight to the $5 bin videos.

@Sabundy

3 жыл бұрын

@Black Ninja I stand corrected

@tobyjohn4682

3 жыл бұрын

Chris was big but he was agile for his size.

@MrZackavelli

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobyjohn4682 He really was, wasn't he?

@marietanner7538

2 жыл бұрын

Yea but fat worked for Farley cuz he made it funny, Segal just looks old, worn out and bloated

"I guess I will be 'waiting' here." What a punchline. Steven and his comedic timing!

Although the original concept for the sketch would have been really funny. How awkward everyone acted, and reacted to him not doing the sketch as planned is fucking hilarious.

Hahaha so hilarious!!!! The best part is while they played the song and showed previews of other clips at the end...

I hear crickets when seagull speaks.

This is probably the best performance Steven Segal has ever given. I can remember when you could walk into someone's house smoking a cigarette and no one thought about it.

the volume of comments about seagal LOL love it!

1:04 Seagal missed the couch and almost sat on the arm of couch.

@manhalen7046

Жыл бұрын

Yeah! No one noticed that lol

You can tell Farley hated him. No chemistry at all between them

@deemoe7301

3 жыл бұрын

Wow good point!!!

@Thomas-fk3cw

3 жыл бұрын

Hard to have chemistry with a no talent, but somehow, arrogant piece of wood (Seagal).

3:39 He forgot to put the tanning cream on his hands.

His seriousness works perfect for this sketch!

I remember seeing this when it first aired. I just remember loving how funny Chris is, and just adoring him.