Jeff saying “no offense Love” after mentioning IKEA 😭

@Alex-ym5ox

4 ай бұрын

I actually cackledddd LIKE

@ashleyserna4574

4 ай бұрын

Lmaoo

@untaimedbeast

4 ай бұрын

JEFF IS CANCELLED NOW, HE WAS RACIST TO LOVE AND WE LOVE LOVE /s

@christinaobregon4

4 ай бұрын

@@untaimedbeastjefff my god

@catman7474

Күн бұрын

marry me

Thank you for helping me find love Ethan and crew. It’s truly an honor to be the Bach3lor.

@denirielle

4 ай бұрын

best of luck king!!!

@Bubbasimba22

4 ай бұрын

MORGAN THE 🤠 🐴 WAS AMAZING

@elevatedvibes9769

4 ай бұрын

rooting for gabby!

@KlNGVAMP

4 ай бұрын

Ay, Tone

@merissadavis420

4 ай бұрын

jeff, the seals are in la jolla ca bby i'll take you ;)

ethan finding out olivia is italian for like the 20th time always kills me 😭😭😭

@amayalobato

4 ай бұрын

timestamp?

@slxepygal

4 ай бұрын

bruh! this reminded me that i am genuinely getting concerned with ethans memory, but then I remember he does have a lot on his plate being in his position and having kids as well.. but like 😂 i have diagnosed adhd and im also a pot head and my memory is shit but not nearly as bad as his 😭

@ciaacho1

4 ай бұрын

​@@slxepygalalso you can't expect a host of a live show to catch and memorize every bit of information that gets tossed around in the studio. And yea it's funny af

@inconspicuoustoaster6310

4 ай бұрын

🤌🤌

@steponmeepls

4 ай бұрын

@@amayalobato2:08:50

Olivia thanking cody for wanting to send her flowers and also thanking Jeff for telling him to back off😭

@adamrivera7667

4 ай бұрын

Time stamp

@tragicworms3418

4 ай бұрын

@@adamrivera76672:04:00

@user-yq6ze6jr3h

4 ай бұрын

Wait when did she say that? time stamp 🙈

@iwant2die939

4 ай бұрын

@@user-yq6ze6jr3h 2:04:06

@joseromero5998

4 ай бұрын

2:03:50

i love jeff falling in love for the very first girl in like 5 seconds

@boskodjurovic6716

4 ай бұрын

She was the best honestly

@Infinitewake

4 ай бұрын

tbh I did too

@Xoxo345c

4 ай бұрын

She was the best

@danadinaa

4 ай бұрын

🇲🇰🇷🇸 best combo 🙏🏼😍

@Andjelka99

4 ай бұрын

Can't beat that Slavic genes ❤❤​@@danadinaa

The irony of people saying "It's giving pick-me vibes" about women sending in videos of themselves to be picked is hilariously ridiculous.

@lobsterairsoft499

4 ай бұрын

One of them even said “pick me” like yeah that’s the whole point of all this

@sj5231

4 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@MouseGeist most pick me girls I see usually tear other women down to appeal to men so it’s not like one is better than the other

@dulcecaramel

4 ай бұрын

@@MouseGeist ​​⁠thats not how that works. Being a feminist doesnt mean "support aII girs no matter what". If a girIis doing something harmfuI then its ok to criticize and insuIt her based on those harmfuI action. So if one is tearing other girIs down for no vaIid reason and is saying horrible things just to appeaI to guys (e.g. just pearIy things) its totally fair game to caII them a pick e and to criticize them.

@the_quadracorn

4 ай бұрын

"Pick me" vibes is just another word for disingenuous

@Cybernautz

4 ай бұрын

Unhinged H3 fans at it again!! 🔫

“Mexico’s too hot and we don’t know if you’re Mexican actually, but for some reason we both do think that” is the funniest sentence Ethan’s ever said

@annie3746

4 ай бұрын

I can’t right now 😂 😂😂

@ItsJustValHere

4 ай бұрын

Imagine if she just learned spanish in school or something and now she got profiled, accused of being a spy for the mexican cartel and rejected because of it lmao, one of the funniest moments imo

@ThheSocial

2 ай бұрын

@@ItsJustValHereracially profiled maybe

Jeff can be kinda ignorant but honestly that makes him hilarious.. 'How did you pick the names did you just say the same name at the same time and both love it', and then Ethan being so sweet and trying to explain it to him by asking 'have you ever made a decision with two people before?' like I'm crying

@smudgetheblurb

4 ай бұрын

This part was immediately so hilarious 😂

@dudeorduuude5211

4 ай бұрын

You really don't get his shtick.

Jeff saying BC = "Before Crane" was the best 😂

@luanaveliz1002

4 ай бұрын

Timestamp ?

@VladimirZulevic

4 ай бұрын

it's starting about 3:28:20@@luanaveliz1002

@jenlxdol

4 ай бұрын

3:28:35

@Iamkaysyd

2 ай бұрын

On Jeff fm he says it a lot 😂 he always making jokes ❤

“Is that shredder” “Close!” LMFAOOOO Ethan pleaseeee

@daedreamer6938

4 ай бұрын

Time stamp PLZZZZZ BESTIE 😩🙏😫

@daedreamer6938

4 ай бұрын

25:03

@aimee7282

4 ай бұрын

Aw. Poor Jeff wanted to move right past this. 😢

@stephanie7142

4 ай бұрын

I could tell Jeff immediately felt so bad. He lost his buddy Nerf not too long before. It was an innocent mistake.

@amber4578

4 ай бұрын

Lmaoo

“We’re going green, unfortunately” TOOK ME OUTTTTT Morgan you are my Queen

@britterzzz8744

4 ай бұрын

I fucking died at this.

@annlyp6303

3 ай бұрын

She’s hilarious and I loved that video

ethan saying being bi-coastal is a disorder is TAKING ME OUTTT

@alexa-mm3tz

4 ай бұрын

Same 😂😂😂

@amysmiles9751

4 ай бұрын

I'm claiming bi-coastal as my new disorder 😂

@1999iheartmusic

4 ай бұрын

You move to California but it’s just a state of mind it turns out anywhere you go you take yourself that’s not a lie

Watching the love of my life date 20 other women is exactly how I wanted to spend Valentine’s Day.

@ElenaAEvideos

4 ай бұрын

i’m so sad i missed the deadline 😭😂

@stonerfox9766

4 ай бұрын

Sad you support jeff honestly

@jmelll93

4 ай бұрын

Hahahhahahahhah this comment killed me. Same 😂

@mjesns77

4 ай бұрын

@@stonerfox9766sad you’re raging over another man getting the ladies.

@stonerfox9766

4 ай бұрын

@@mjesns77 not at all just how he talks about them its gross

Holy shit, that split-second cutaway to AB when Jeff mentions Jim from The Office. Godtier

@ee5647

4 ай бұрын

This was Golden😭😭

@mmanibv2

4 ай бұрын

i died 💀

@brooke4743

4 ай бұрын

Ian is truly god's gift

@eemilia

4 ай бұрын

I need a time stamp 😭😭😭

@ilovejustin3194

4 ай бұрын

@@eemilia 58:05

I feel like Jeff really doesn’t know what he wants lol. The amount of times he contradicted himself was crazy

@scoopitywoop

4 ай бұрын

He turned down a girl just because she spoke Spanish 😭

@spkyby

4 ай бұрын

i think he’s serious, but he’s trying to strike a balance since he’s on a comedy podcast. and i think it’s ok to not know exactly what you want in terms of specific traits, he just knows he wants a relationship and he’s looking for chemistry.

@asuarez91xx

4 ай бұрын

@@spkybythat’s exactly right

@Coookiiiiiiee

4 ай бұрын

Thisss

@YoYoItsHaylee

4 ай бұрын

Because he’s in love with Tana and refuses to accept it lol

BRITTANY BROSKI NEEDS TO BE THE NEXT BACHELORETTE!!!!!!

@NickiMinajNewSongs

4 ай бұрын

No

@mistyxx

4 ай бұрын

Yessss

@music4lovers1

4 ай бұрын

YASSSSS

@Mr_Gatoo

4 ай бұрын

i would love to see that

@christinaobregon4

4 ай бұрын

@@NickiMinajNewSongsno

I love her tiny little nostrils “you like your women barely able to breathe” I’m cryingggg

@Seatowntony206

4 ай бұрын

I was crying😂😂😂

@jillhammer1243

4 ай бұрын

LMAO

@leatfingie4760

4 ай бұрын

2:22:24

@prodCLRK

4 ай бұрын

Dan's reaction 🤣

@alexu176

4 ай бұрын

Jeff is kinda weird ngl he has cancel potential but skirts the line really well 😂

Hearing Dan laugh at some of the things Jeff said reminds me of the frienemies days 😭

@mitza420

4 ай бұрын

nostalgic 😂

@KatieMiddlebrooks

4 ай бұрын

same I love this

@catacombbirdie

4 ай бұрын

this is the real frenemies, who thought we'd come this full circle ❤

@peoniesandparchment

4 ай бұрын

same lol he was giving trisha this episode

@tess3000

4 ай бұрын

Omg so real

Zach’s laugh in the background will always be the greatest sound bite.

The extremely quick cut to AB looking at the camera when Jeff mentioned Jim from The Office had me laughing until I couldnt breath lmaooo

@rensal22

4 ай бұрын

Tiiiiiiiime stamp! Please 🤍

@NellaneetsO

4 ай бұрын

Following haha I also missed it!

I love how Jeff gives that girl crap for playing with legos cause it’s for kids then talks about how he only eats candy and goes to 711 for candy every night 😂

@alib3332

4 ай бұрын

literally 😭

@OGgluttonoustoad

4 ай бұрын

He was judging those that play video games and with Legos, but binge eats candy while watching old ufc videos lmaooo

@sirmel11

4 ай бұрын

Right? I'll never let someone who watches TV judge someone over video games. @@OGgluttonoustoad

@darwinray7394

4 ай бұрын

That's actually hilarious I didn't catch that... those sour straws are delicious but that's probably like the worse candy in terms of health and presentation, just a literal hit of pure sugar lol

@CantTellYou

4 ай бұрын

You’re right candy is for kids, I prefer Fruit Roll-Ups and some PRIME to wash em down

Jeff: I don’t want her to use me to build her career. *minutes later* AB: she’s in influencer marketing Jeff: oh cool I can use her to build my career

@zitiadventures6769

4 ай бұрын

@@jesusisminenowyou idiots need to learn to read.

@briannamelendez5426

4 ай бұрын

bro get real, if you can’t tell the genuine difference between the two scenarios idk how to help you.. also - it’s called a joke

@christianramirez7885

4 ай бұрын

@@user-jt4nu9fy6q Thanks for saying that! some H3 fans are such sensitive pussies lol

@rurubelle2920

4 ай бұрын

The duality of man. Lmao, the comments in this thread are so weird. Why are y'all taking it so seriously 😅 I just assume everything that Jeff (and Ethan) said in this episode are light jokes and totally unserious. It ain't that deep.

@AngryKnees

4 ай бұрын

@@rurubelle2920 bro you walked in here yourself, you clout-demon-in-denial

Jeff being worried about the woman who was an influential potentially using him then saying she could be an asset once he heard she was actually a campaign manager killed me😂😂

@baabaq9126

4 ай бұрын

This!!

“do the gays celebrate valentine’s day” i died 😂😂

@sailorallie9046

4 ай бұрын

I saw this comment before getting to that part and thought it was gonna be Ethan making a joke and then it was so much funnier because it was Jeff asking a genuine question 😂😂😂

@CLYMA1.5CHAINZ

Ай бұрын

On June 14 😂

Sam being the wildcard and then setting up this season 🥰

@miisa_

4 ай бұрын

A full circle moment🥰

@kaitlin3969

4 ай бұрын

Who is sam

@SpoilerAlert__

4 ай бұрын

@@kaitlin3969 Uncle Sam

@Jack-gh9xb

4 ай бұрын

It’s her penance for messing up the first one lmao

VAPES ❌ LIKES CATS ❌ POSSIBLE CARTEL MEMBERS ❌ SMALL NOSTRILS ✅

@nunpho

4 ай бұрын

👃🏻

@carmandirda

4 ай бұрын

Hilarious that he likes weed, but is anti-vape

@rnr45s

4 ай бұрын

trust me, it's different. @@carmandirda

@MNHRI

4 ай бұрын

@@carmandirdaprobably cause vaping is not something people often do recreationally in moderation. It’s on them 24/7.

@inachristine

4 ай бұрын

I think he was going more off vibes than the reasons he gave lol like girls who reminded him of his ex or ones that seemed fake were immediate no's

Ian is a legend for switching to close up cam of Jeff so often. He is literally stunning.

AB quoting my favorite line from jersey shore and no one laughing cut deep. He impersonated it perfectly too. I appreciated it AB

@Jadewonderland

4 ай бұрын

Time stamp?

@Emily-su3hj

4 ай бұрын

@@Jadewonderland2:10:40

I love Ethan's subtle comments swaying Jeff's decisions at times. It's like having the angel and devil on each shoulder telling you if something is good or bad.

@crystalrose8394

4 ай бұрын

Yeah but Ethan is both😅

@deletedwaffles

4 ай бұрын

@@crystalrose8394 Definitely.

@MattHuey

4 ай бұрын

Yea i would be struggling with Ethan beside me! making me change my mind every minute!😂

@jomigloy3968

4 ай бұрын

56 mins 1:384 ratio, yeah I guess that's what it's like to have direct connections to the IOF. good luck.

@jomigloy3968

4 ай бұрын

oh that's probably explicitly why he was on your podcast. oof. makes a lot of sense now.

"I'm not talking to them right?" "Please.. do not" 😂😂😂

@hallonegative

4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@KatieMiddlebrooks

4 ай бұрын

here's the thing... if he talks to them outside of the show, that's the 100% success rate statistic Ethan brags about.

@notamatall

4 ай бұрын

He had a PTSD flashback

@meaghans4380

4 ай бұрын

​@@KatieMiddlebrooks ugh such a valid argument lmao

The “I’m going green, unfortunately” about Morgan sent me

HOW COULD HE RED THE NEUROSCIENTIST???? Jeff's selections seemingly have no rhyme or reason but I guess he's following his heart

@ThheSocial

4 ай бұрын

he prolly doesn’t want a woman smarter than him lmao

Jeff:” I need someone who is fucked up” Also Jeff: “ this girl is too crazy put her in yellow”😂

@shaina8552

4 ай бұрын

😂

@audreywhelan1065

4 ай бұрын

And he did it again Jeff: “They should have a small following.” Also Jeff: “They should be a well established influencer so they don’t take advantage of my following.”

@elevatedvibes9769

4 ай бұрын

@@audreywhelan1065it’s the brain trauma don’t mind him, he needs a perfect match he’s just like me fr 😭

@gareth5804

4 ай бұрын

@@audreywhelan1065To be fair, I think he meant either have your own established following, or be a person who isn’t trying to grow a following at all (I.e small following).

@grandcookie2250

4 ай бұрын

​@@audreywhelan1065It makes sense

absolutely zero hate to Jeff but shout tf out to Ethan for sticking up for all the girls who know they don’t want kids!!

@emmerrick4563

4 ай бұрын

Yeah but why would San pick people who don’t want kids that’s what Jeff wants

@Diandra-

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@emmerrick4563well on the other hand he was willing to date 40/50 year old women 🤣 the guy cannot make up his mind with what he wants But I agree seemed like an somewhat important value for him and as much as he brushed it over like it wasn’t a big thing, I think when a women doesn’t want it’s important to take them serious

@Meatsicles1

4 ай бұрын

Like the way he expected every person on earth to want kids and if they don’t something must be wrong with them…..??

@TheodoreRutherfurd

4 ай бұрын

@@Meatsicles1girl it’s HIS bachelor and he said prior that one of the things he’s looking for is someone else who does want kids as well. obviously he’s not gonna pick them if not

@Unforgiven11

4 ай бұрын

​@@Meatsicles1no? He specifically said he wants to be a father and have kids with his future wife. Nothing wrong with not wanting kids. I'm never having kids, me and my gf are on the same page though neither of us want them ever. If one of us wanted kids badly we wouldn't be together easy as that.

morgan seems like a good match for oliver

@0MissElizabeth0

4 ай бұрын

Yesss!!! Same energy 😆

@meredithj

4 ай бұрын

he is married though

@stellabella3337

4 ай бұрын

Sometimes I randomly remember that Oliver tree dated Melanie Martinez

we now have footage of Jeff saying good girl. war is over.

Dan is such a producer: “the right one is the one for YOU Jeff ❤” LMAO

@michaeldunn6883

4 ай бұрын

As the episodes advance we really need dan to be the Chris Harrison and announce this the final rose.

@kairayasmin1738

4 ай бұрын

Let‘s not forget how Dan used to really dislike Jeff

I have never seen two men dancing so close to cancelable territory but being so scared of it at the same time. The real soul mates are in front of us

@ariv4332

4 ай бұрын

i’m dying

@elevatedvibes9769

4 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@imohkryptic

4 ай бұрын

I noticed the same shit Jeff was so nervous 😂😂

Seeing Jeff loudly analyze every contestant during his first initial glance with no words, his SCANNING is so funny u can watch him think

I cannot stress enough how much Ian adds to the ambiance of the show. Love y’all

“is that shedder??” “close!” 😭😭

@BlendedBeautyXO

4 ай бұрын

time stamp PLEASE 😩😂😂😂😂😂

@forgotten1s

4 ай бұрын

Beginning of the podcast ​@@BlendedBeautyXO

@thehighpriestexx

4 ай бұрын

Bruh I fucking died laughing, I'm going to gay purgatory 😂

@daedreamer6938

4 ай бұрын

Time stamp 😫🙏😩

@camim3954

4 ай бұрын

@@BlendedBeautyXO25:03

I liked the mob wife girl who said she’d put a prison count down clock on the Jeff fm wall.. that was hilariously genius! 🤣

@alexisg4265

4 ай бұрын

That was the most I had laughed this whole week!!

@mauresrandommind13

4 ай бұрын

Same! Funny, pretty, and probably a down ass b

Omg the girl who did the cowboy skit (Morgan) with the horse 🐴 and the pole made me spit my drink out. We need more of her 😂😂😂😂

Whenever Oliver covers his whole face when he’s breaking character, obsessed 😂

Shout out to all the ladies who put themselves out there for this ep. Lotta creative gals in the audience. ✌& ❤

@user-iu4np3fx5b

4 ай бұрын

Love the first girl the most and the other curly one w LV wall I think her at is @arpidavoian

Jeff and Ethan misunderstanding almost every girl is driving me insane lol

@batmansuenos

4 ай бұрын

It’s what men to best unfortunately 😂

@PNE756

4 ай бұрын

Omfg same! I was screaming “STOP TALKING OVER THE VIDEO!” At my screen the whole time 😭

@rebexyy

4 ай бұрын

Ethan is a pro at that, he pauses right before context etc.

@Alleellaa

4 ай бұрын

@@rebexyylol and we love him for it 😂❤

@sirmel11

4 ай бұрын

I don't think that's a man thing. I think a contestant without weird values would have been fine.@@batmansuenos

🚨BUTTON🚨 1:12 - 1:33 Bach3lor Intro 2:00 Ad Break 20:54 🚨BUTTON🚨 23:13 - 23:33 Ad Break end 28:11 💗Verica💗 29:30 💗Taylor💗 41:47 💗Rachel D💗 57:18 💗Andrea💗 1:07:12 💗Kay💗 1:27:38 💗Anna💗 1:34:55 💗Maya💗 1:43:21 💗Jessica💗 1:47:25 💗Eden💗 2:05:44 💗Olivia💗 2:07:44 💗Miranda💗 2:12:03 💗Maegan💗 2:15:27 💗Morgan💗 2:24:15 🫒🌳2:28:33 💗Ashley💗 2:38:52 🚨BUTTON🚨 2:47:37 - 2:47:59 💗Arpi💗 2:49:45 💗Vera💗 3:02:52 💗Sky💗 3:09:26 💗Rachel O💗 3:15:02 💗Gabby💗 3:18:57 💗Jess💗 3:24:13 Decision 3:33:20

@lv9265

3 ай бұрын

Thank you, oh my god, I needed this.

@shanezane4171

3 ай бұрын

My hero! Why did they not add timestamps to this one?

the asmr one??? omg no way that was top 20 💀💀💀

Sam’s flat “no” to Ethan’s bicoastal personality disorder question sent me. Love her.

@GabryellaGarrido-sk6jt

4 ай бұрын

same😂

jeffs "you're my favorite crew member... besides AB" then AB's immediate "THANK you jeff" got me good

@soopjupiter

4 ай бұрын

it was giving “thank you barbie”

@camilagarcia7843

4 ай бұрын

Time stamp?😊❤

@daedreamer6938

4 ай бұрын

Time stamp?🙏😩

@SourZappa

4 ай бұрын

Time stamppppp

@cc-qz5hl

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@camilagarcia7843 1:13:42

Is no one talking about how Morgan made a banger and is stuck in my head all day 🔥

y’all should do an episode where everyone builds something from legos and ethan has to guess which one belongs to which crew member

@ChrissyASMR

4 ай бұрын

This is such a good idea

@HostOfFrenziedFlame

4 ай бұрын

YES

@bexlamex

4 ай бұрын

Omgggg yesssssssss

@maiajasmine3266

4 ай бұрын

Need them to see this comment

I love that Ethan completely missed Dan’s joke about how he ‘grew up with Stamps’ …. Like he ‘grew up with megaman’ 😂😂

@lizardlover420

4 ай бұрын

honestly with the amount of jokes ethan misses, im glad we're here to catch them for him

“do the gays celebrate valentine’s day?” LOL i need a pride minute

@MasteroftheUnicorns

4 ай бұрын

I almost choked on my food when he asked that,

@SandySnapperoftheSea

4 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard I got side stitches 😭 I love Jeff he says the wildest things

@Jojosiiwa

4 ай бұрын

They celebrate Palm Sunday

jeff tryna tell oliver to unmute was so funny bro

Olivia in the chat during every single video... “I LOVE HER" 😂😂😂

Jeff being so confused about grown-ups loving Lego made me laugh so hard, the way he looked at Zach while he was saying Lego is therapeutic to him was hilarious 😂

@CheebsCheeby

4 ай бұрын

The same way everyone should be looking at Jeff for thinking acting like a criminal is a positive trait.

@elevatedvibes9769

4 ай бұрын

@@CheebsCheeby it is in that it’s gets the 🐱 going !

@stephanie7142

4 ай бұрын

You clearly don’t understand the humor he has with his past. Or just like sarcasm in general.

@TellingSalt

4 ай бұрын

Thank you! First comment I see that mentions his criminality. I don't care about his past but his constant mention of it gives the same vibe as " I smoked crack once"

@rebexyy

4 ай бұрын

​@@elevatedvibes9769ew.

"Feels like a lele pons skit" was the funniest thing ever

@Fyyle

4 ай бұрын

I know 🤣time stamp for people wondering: 57:27

@megandougherty8343

4 ай бұрын

Id kermit

@BaconNMegs

4 ай бұрын

Lol she was giving El Woods application to Harvard vibes

@LinTree25

4 ай бұрын

Honesty on fleek

Oliver’s advice was irreplaceable. He needs to be a mentor on the Bach3lor!

the girl saying she thinks jeff’s cute and that she likes his eye in mandarin was so real for that

Ethan is a super empathetic creator and I respect him so much for the “kids” convo with Jeff. Women have to endure so many more burdens compared to men when it comes to having a child.

@CheebsCheeby

4 ай бұрын

I have a feeling that it's because men can't have children.....

@trendycowboy

4 ай бұрын

I can’t explain how glad and relieved I was to hear Ethan explain this concept to Jeff. I understand why Jeff wouldn’t get it, but it REALLY sucks how many people in general tend to write off women that are on the fence about having kids. There are just so many personal reasons

@ameliabjorn

4 ай бұрын

It is said that along with the child, a woman's freedom ends, and however harsh it may sound, it is true in reality. I am a mother myself, and if I could, I would NOT go back in time to change the course of events; I love my child, but with childbirth and motherhood came so many other burdens, about which I myself had no idea.

@Facerip

4 ай бұрын

And yet women won’t stop nagging about having children. You want to do childbirth? Then deal with the consequences like humans have been doing for thousands for years lmao. Women pretending lile they are unique strong individuals for being able to give birth is cringe

@Gdurnsbkf

4 ай бұрын

why call him an empathetic creator lol, he's a empathetic person

When Jeff smiled and said, "I'm 100% finding the one from this", I fuckin' melted. I'm too much of a romantic for this!

When Jeff said “Jim from the office face” and it cut to AB looking at the camera LMAO

I need Jeff & Olivia to date 😭 imagine that combo they are both ridiculously attractive and so funny

The girl who made the whole sketch in the assless chaps is my queen 😭🖤

@batmansuenos

4 ай бұрын

We love Morgen!😊

@Bubbasimba22

4 ай бұрын

YES TEAM MORGAN 🤠 🐴

@SSJbattousai06

4 ай бұрын

Same

@gladysita_

4 ай бұрын

100.% I believe she’s Sams favorite

@sirmel11

4 ай бұрын

She was great!

E: "Someone made a website..." J: "He can't get that taken down?!" E: "He ........ it's my website...." I can't breathe.

@alisonwonderland8603

4 ай бұрын

Im recovering from an abdominal surgery and that part set my healing back a few days.

@decafcaralatte

4 ай бұрын

@alisonwonderland8603 Wait but isn't laughter the best medicine? 🤔

@alisonwonderland8603

4 ай бұрын

@@decafcaralatte not when im tearing stitches from laughing so hard 😂

@mangumuerte8441

4 ай бұрын

timestamp?

@decafcaralatte

4 ай бұрын

@@mangumuerte8441 1:49:30

jeff's naivety and genuine honesty comes off as so fucking funny him and ethan bounce so well off each other

the way jeff was so flabbergasted about how problem solving works in relationships 💀 3:03:47

Jeff: I don't have a visual type. Also Jeff: Small nostrils!? OoooOowWweEeeeeE!

@nowey2251

4 ай бұрын

Omg Lmaoooo 😂

@mitza420

4 ай бұрын

lmao but small nostrils 😂😂😂

@lana_stan

4 ай бұрын

@@FreshNews247dooo the bad thing take off your wedding ring ??

One of the questions for the bachelor should have been "are you comfortable with my relationship with Tana"

@PNE756

4 ай бұрын

I feel like all the girls would have just said yes even if they weren’t 😂 (I personally don’t know if I’d be tbh)

@sirmel11

4 ай бұрын

Aren't they just friends?

@jaxr.s.4647

4 ай бұрын

​@@sirmel11they are just friends, but they did admit to making out once. She seems quite the opposite of Jeff's type, but she is flirty and makes a lot of sexual jokes about him, which might make some people uncomfortable, and they do often play into their "ship" with photos and jokes and ads. Also, there are a ton of straight people who aren't comfortable with their partners having friends of the opposite sex, especially not attractive and sexual ones!

@tara9330

4 ай бұрын

Oh hell yeah- my gorgeous best friend was going to apply but was scared of bringing up that she finds the relationship with Tana concerning 😅

@BaconNMegs

4 ай бұрын

Lol couldn't be me, my man has no female friends and sorry but I like it that way. It works for us, I'd never ask Jeff to drop Tana id just never go for a guy who has a female bestie

Why did I laugh so hard when Ethan said “I don’t know anything about wheat cultivation.” 😂😂

@liesbeneathoureyes

4 ай бұрын

Wait didn’t he say the exact same thing on the Vaush episode when he was asking about why animals eat hay?? 💀

The best part of all of this is how we’ve come full circle from Ethan’s first encounter with Jeff and I’m so here for it.

The "you're not that guy" soundbite and Ethan's "he is that guy" response repeating over and over was amazing lmfao

@whoops8412

4 ай бұрын

I laughed so loud when that happened!

All girls were so gorgeous, creative and brave to put themselves out there!! Wishing them all good luck :)

@sneedfeed3179

4 ай бұрын

Let’s be real, not all of them. Half of the videos were the most cringeworthy thing I’ve seen on the podcast and I’ve been watching him since the Tel Aviv days

@peoniesandparchment

4 ай бұрын

@@sneedfeed3179hate to break it to you but you have bad taste they were all incredible

@Freetheebees

4 ай бұрын

@@sneedfeed3179 um right... the fact you still use the word cringe, you can leave.

@fernfernisfernie

4 ай бұрын

@@sneedfeed3179 I get what you mean as some of them were relying too much on podcast lore and it wasn't executed in a funny or clever way but it also takes a lot of balls to submit a video like that and put yourself out there publicly lol

@sneedfeed3179

4 ай бұрын

@@fernfernisfernie i agree

The fact that Morgan our favorite 🤠, got green light makes me love Jeff even more than before. That girl is hilarious. I mean, there were 800 entries, you had to do something to get noticed. Hahahah the only problem is I’m going to be singing, “Jeff you’ve got that bowchica wow” all night long, it’s catchy af!

jeff is so endearing 🥺 he’s always so anxious about upsetting people & doing something wrong

“Can you put an asterisk next to the Mexicans” 😂😂 Ethan cracks me up

@Anr1231

4 ай бұрын

Had to replay it It was perfect 😂

Ethan talking about the galaxies merging and Zach playing the soundbite “a crane smashed em right in his ‘ead” has me crying

@sydneyymillerrr

4 ай бұрын

Underrated moment , will forever stay in my memories 💀

@leighasavage5452

4 ай бұрын

55:10

@leighasavage5452

4 ай бұрын

😭😭😂😂😂

@laydeevixen

4 ай бұрын

I had to leave the room to go lmao at this so I didn’t wake my son, omg, it was so fucking funny 😂

@kaitlynhc

4 ай бұрын

I missed this the first time and now I can’t stop replaying it, such a goated moment from Zach 💀

The hysterical laughter coming from the background, "DM me tonight, I'll take you out tonight" hahaha makes the episode

love how jeff is like “ion want no clout chasing career builders” but soon as someones job could benefit his hes like “potential asset” like HELLO??!

@MM-gq7lp

4 ай бұрын

Do you genuinely not see a difference in the concern of somebody potentially using you and your relationship to platform themselves and get famous under the guise of actually liking you, versus somebody having a career that aligns with yours where you guys could build together and you know you aren’t being lied to and used? Both are not the same. Very large difference and you know that but you’re choosing ignorance

Love how much effort Ethan and The Crew put into this episode from the summations to the stage. A special Big ups to Sam. Plus the dozen roses in the Gamer Supps cup was the cherry on top.

@Freetheebees

4 ай бұрын

I just noticed loool

@noealva

4 ай бұрын

Big ups to Sam!

@Pixilatedgirl

4 ай бұрын

Yeah this ep was smooth af!

@nunpho

4 ай бұрын

And the prefilmed intro for jeff 😆

@ArcticAirUltraPro

4 ай бұрын

I was noticing the rose petals scattered around which both of them were fidgeting with at some point. What a nice fidget !

Seeing Jeff’s genuine smiles/reactions to the girls he really liked was cute 🥹 I feel like we usually don’t see that side of him!

@MNHRI

4 ай бұрын

Literally soooo cute. And sometimes they were super unexpected too, like the one with the cowgirl song. Dude was straight cheesing.

@LinTree25

4 ай бұрын

Only with Tana 😂

@CheebsCheeby

4 ай бұрын

He doesn't know any of you exist.

@ilovethemgiraffes

4 ай бұрын

so so cute!!!!

@MNHRI

4 ай бұрын

@@CheebsCheeby Yeah that’s how celebrities work. Is this your first day on earth?

Jeff immediately simping for the first girl is so funny

The twists and the turns! Omg. Loved it. I also really like how Jeff is all about vibes . It was a rollercoaster and I’m here for it

I love how jeff makes ethan look tame lmaoo😂 love their dynamic

@jananicolesanders6095

4 ай бұрын

I love the "politically incorrect" things Jeff says every now and then. It's like he brings out the side of Ethan that he misses but gets too nervous to let out sometimes bc the foot troopers get too judgey sometimes. Lol. Great dynamic!

@andrea-xp1mi

4 ай бұрын

frenemies but with jeff??

This was so so fun! I am good at rejection ;) thanks sam for picking me and OLIVIIAAAA I LOVE U GIRLY

@codydickinson

4 ай бұрын

You did great

@alicetoyou448

4 ай бұрын

I thought everyone was top tier! She picked you for a reason! I would be way too scared to do something like this, so major props, lovely!

@peoniesandparchment

4 ай бұрын

olivia you were so slay!!!! i’d marry you in a heartbeat

@dd4271

4 ай бұрын

You killed it, girl! 🤏🤚🤏🤚

@briannamelendez5426

4 ай бұрын

even making it to the show is wild 🎉

I’m only half way through but the commentary between the two is killing me. The Kav Kav part has me in tears.

First girl was like watching sparks fly. She’s definitely the one.

Sam’s face when Ethan said she ruined Ian’s bachelor season was so precious 2:23:09

@graceschoeniger354

4 ай бұрын

Needs to be a meme

@leighasavage5452

4 ай бұрын

And Ian immediately cut to her 😂😂

@angelheartshp

4 ай бұрын

@@joshn1678what was wrong with these women?

@kaweenis

4 ай бұрын

@@joshn1678huh? lmao

@jackr9122

4 ай бұрын

Sam can’t take jokes

Sam being constantly done with Ethan is so funny.

The “make up bag” scream both cracked me up and scared me LMAOOO

Ethan: 'My sister is unentangled.' Also, Ethan: 'Oh, she is married.'

@MM-gq7lp

4 ай бұрын

He meant unentangled in the drama situation regarding him, his wife, his brother-in-law, and his new sister-in-law Trisha Paytas. He thought Jeff was asking if his sister was involved in this for a moment, which is why he said she is unentangled. He was not referring to her marital status in that moment

“what are we… on Joe Rogan?” 😂😂😂. “What the fuck are you doing with legos, Zack?” Love Jeff.

@Ari-zo7ve

4 ай бұрын

I died when I learned Cody thought Olivia was in love with him and was going to send her flowers 😂😂

@Jadewonderland

4 ай бұрын

Time stamp ?

@Jadewonderland

4 ай бұрын

3:32:10

“Thank you Cody, thank you Jeff” I love Olivia SO MUCH

@adamrivera7667

4 ай бұрын

Time stamp

The Jeff storyline is one of my favorite in all of H3 history ❤️ It’s so meant to be

I laughed SO HARD when Ethan said, “is she wearing a parachute” 🤣🤣😂😂

The comedic chemistry between Ethan and Jeff is so fluid and effortless.

I’ve never watched the BacH3lor episodes and am not a fan of the reality show BUT this was WAY more entertaining than I was expecting. I really hope Jeff finds love.

@MarusaTheBadKid

4 ай бұрын

Same ahaha i hate the original show so i wasnt looking forward to that one but it really captivated me

@legster983

4 ай бұрын

Best joke of the show ! X

@matthewdekker6064

4 ай бұрын

The other BacH3lor episodes were very similar to this. Not sure if it'd be worth it to go back and watch entire episodes as opposed to a compilation, but especially the stuff involving Sam was pretty entertaining. She never officially submitted a video for Ian but ended up DMing him behind the scenes, and he ended up dating her, which pissed Ethan off. That's why they say it's been 100% "successful," because the BacH3lor technically led to Sam, but she was never an official contestant (she had heard about it, but was too late to submit anything). Ian ended up getting more serious with Sam pretty quickly, and he asked to discontinue the series early out of respect for her. Ethan eventually allowed it, but he made Ian eat a bunch of mayonaisse as a compromise.

@ArtByJUSTSAM

4 ай бұрын

@@matthewdekker6064 I appreciate the summary. I’ve been watching for years and was around during the Trisha episodes but never watched them. I just had no interest. I knew the gist of the Ian/Sam story but not how it went down. I get the “Mayo for Sam” now. Ha!

@MarusaTheBadKid

4 ай бұрын

@@matthewdekker6064 yes & wasnt the same with trisha?

this ep is soo good, it's the epitome of Off The Rails. the fact that it's mixed with the Bachelor makes it my fav show. Jeff and Ethan's chemistry had me cracking tf up

Who else noticed Jeff undid a button while in the bathroom 😅

@ArcticAirUltraPro

4 ай бұрын

😂