Jeff Wittek Bach3lor Applications Are OPEN - Off The Rails

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0:00 intro
5:00 Ethan LOVES Chucky Cheese
24:10 Dan Had Surgery
28:41 Jeff Wittek Applications Are Live!!!!
51:50 New KZread Feature
54:56 Adin & Carti Playboi Updates
56:57 Cathrine Confirms The RV Was a Bit
58:29 Mannlich Maneuver
1:09:05 Trying Lindor Chocolate
1:20:00 Ryan Kavanaugh Dropped a New Pathetic Episode

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  • @JeffWittek
    @JeffWittek4 ай бұрын

    I can’t wait until next week. I wanna be married with kids asap

  • @wormz4brains

    @wormz4brains

    4 ай бұрын

    Jeff will break the bach3lor curse I can feel it

  • @donjuan2001

    @donjuan2001

    4 ай бұрын

    Expunged and ready to mingle

  • @fellybabe29

    @fellybabe29

    4 ай бұрын

    I have so much faith Jeff will find a great candidate from this

  • @CerealXperimentsLain

    @CerealXperimentsLain

    4 ай бұрын

    Good luck bud we’re rooting for ya !

  • @rileymahoney1514

    @rileymahoney1514

    4 ай бұрын

    What about the kids we already have jeff, they miss u

  • @halodeer
    @halodeer4 ай бұрын

    Ethan coming out as 15% bisexual and wanting to be a Chuck E Cheese franchisee in the same ep is the craziest possible timeline

  • @jlllx

    @jlllx

    4 ай бұрын

    sO rAnDoM

  • @arimsh

    @arimsh

    4 ай бұрын

    its beautiful

  • @halodeer

    @halodeer

    4 ай бұрын

    @@chrismatthew7224I take any and all conversations about owning and operating a Chuck E. Cheese very seriously

  • @thevaultofwisdom1242

    @thevaultofwisdom1242

    4 ай бұрын

    *15% gay

  • @chrismatthew7224

    @chrismatthew7224

    4 ай бұрын

    @@halodeer I meant about him being Bi-Sexual lol I would love if he opened a Chuck E Cheese, with the facial recognition and sirens lmao don’t forget the bear spray 🐻

  • @lumomagus
    @lumomagus4 ай бұрын

    Ian’s job is basically FNAF

  • @Bleeeeeeepe

    @Bleeeeeeepe

    4 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tiinajanee

    @tiinajanee

    4 ай бұрын

    Bruh 💀💀

  • @taintunicorn

    @taintunicorn

    4 ай бұрын

    They should do an IRL FNAF segment with Ian, and the crew playing as the anamatronics

  • @tannerneth5083

    @tannerneth5083

    4 ай бұрын

    HelloOoo

  • @adeleakhmetova

    @adeleakhmetova

    4 ай бұрын

    @@taintunicornomg great idea!! Need them to see this

  • @eterrill
    @eterrill4 ай бұрын

    the crew should spend the $620k trip at Chuck E. Cheese

  • @taintunicorn

    @taintunicorn

    4 ай бұрын

    Trip? They could buy it out with that type of money. Especially now.

  • @kurtholus

    @kurtholus

    4 ай бұрын

    Or pay off my student loans and still have a shit load of money to spend on a trip. Pls, you can cut off my pinkies for content if you do it.

  • @taintunicorn

    @taintunicorn

    4 ай бұрын

    @@kurtholus stop begging, bro.

  • @jeng4284
    @jeng42844 ай бұрын

    He takes that 15%

  • @nnacroon7356

    @nnacroon7356

    4 ай бұрын

    🤣

  • @AstroKris

    @AstroKris

    4 ай бұрын

    I heard this 😂

  • @b0ywonder

    @b0ywonder

    4 ай бұрын

    We need the sound bite!

  • @charlotte_stevens

    @charlotte_stevens

    4 ай бұрын

    😅😂😅😂

  • @ellecrawford7815

    @ellecrawford7815

    4 ай бұрын

    15% is everything

  • @NickMaasDvorak
    @NickMaasDvorak4 ай бұрын

    "Jeff is gonna marry Ethan's sister" got me

  • @LivingPeazant41

    @LivingPeazant41

    4 ай бұрын

    imagine if that actually happens tho 😂

  • @1EvilDoGooder

    @1EvilDoGooder

    4 ай бұрын

    I think she's still married. She's been in old h3 videos long before the podcast.

  • @oliviag5515

    @oliviag5515

    4 ай бұрын

    it would not be unprecedented lmao

  • @olli3686

    @olli3686

    4 ай бұрын

    Hila's got 2 other siblings?

  • @Leonhard707

    @Leonhard707

    4 ай бұрын

    That was a really good one😂😂

  • @428w1tch
    @428w1tch4 ай бұрын

    “we could order you porridge” and “i know a great gruel place” was the funniest bit i’ve heard😭

  • @katherinerivera8061

    @katherinerivera8061

    4 ай бұрын

    i was cackling

  • @dadsbooze
    @dadsbooze4 ай бұрын

    Jeff wittick has had the strangest anime arc. Betrayed by a friend then befriends a enemy.

  • @SourZappa

    @SourZappa

    4 ай бұрын

    Soooo true!

  • @beanote_

    @beanote_

    4 ай бұрын

    Jeff really is Guts. That would make David Griffith and Ethan Farnese.

  • @nettlecider

    @nettlecider

    4 ай бұрын

    His anime arc will be complete when in 2027 Steamies he'll be the one giving Craigsmas gifts to audience together with Ian and unkle Gabe ❤

  • @Ed.Garrity
    @Ed.Garrity4 ай бұрын

    1:43:50 with AB admitting last week that he was outside Ethan's house ready to protect him from Cody and now he's claiming he was one bad day away from becoming Batman, I think it's safe to say AB is definitely the Dwight Schrute of the podcast

  • @victoriahinds5362

    @victoriahinds5362

    4 ай бұрын

    Don’t let him see this😭🤣

  • @SterraRoar

    @SterraRoar

    4 ай бұрын

    He reminds me of a softer male version of April Ludgate, saying he went to neverland ranch as a chaotic neutral joke was very, her lol

  • @ezcargo

    @ezcargo

    4 ай бұрын

    it’s true

  • @bibsp3556

    @bibsp3556

    4 ай бұрын

    They're both loyal.

  • @Anitamustdie

    @Anitamustdie

    4 ай бұрын

    Omg HE IS, what did we say he was originally Dwight?

  • @nadiaaaaa1215
    @nadiaaaaa12154 ай бұрын

    AB: “Oh yeah,I played that at Neverland” 9:19 This man is a perpetual victim of Ethan’s undiagnosed deafness. We hear you king we hear you

  • @RoxieParadox

    @RoxieParadox

    4 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @sleazyfortheweasley

    @sleazyfortheweasley

    4 ай бұрын

    Omg so glad someone caught it too. I just laughed so hard 😂

  • @hyde3176

    @hyde3176

    4 ай бұрын

    LEGEND

  • @kaylajackson1599

    @kaylajackson1599

    4 ай бұрын

    I laughed so hard at that line 😂😂

  • @genevievexx

    @genevievexx

    4 ай бұрын

    Ethan posted your comment on his story to acknowledge AB 🙏

  • @kinzie3309
    @kinzie33094 ай бұрын

    Petition to bring back more eps of mindless banter like this because I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

  • @SB-jo8ph
    @SB-jo8ph4 ай бұрын

    H3 crew really finding a comedic stride recently. Been watching for years, live most of the times, and Ethan’s humor recently, along with the rest of the crew, has honestly been elevated. I love this show so damn much and it just keeps getting better.

  • @intothevoid10

    @intothevoid10

    4 ай бұрын

    The break definitely did them right

  • @kunty_ho
    @kunty_ho4 ай бұрын

    ethan is dyinggg to build a bridge with someone😭😭😭

  • @Jessicabee9100

    @Jessicabee9100

    4 ай бұрын

    He so wanted to run into a certain someone at Chuck E. Cheese

  • @geoffcalleeney8403

    @geoffcalleeney8403

    4 ай бұрын

    Chad from Cold Ones.

  • @david-fl9cy

    @david-fl9cy

    4 ай бұрын

    @@geoffcalleeney8403 that beef was so fucking dumb to begin with, chad was on his cloutchasing grind at the time I guess, would love to see ethan on cold ones

  • @Kerttis

    @Kerttis

    4 ай бұрын

    we need a fucking bridge dude im getting sick of the fans shitting on every bridge ethan has tried to construct

  • @chillarypuff

    @chillarypuff

    4 ай бұрын

    Bridge building episode when?

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine4 ай бұрын

    AB is always in the background saying the wildest shit, Ethan not hearing him just makes it funnier.

  • @hermiesrokmysox

    @hermiesrokmysox

    4 ай бұрын

    It’s kind of sad 😂

  • @InfoSecIntel

    @InfoSecIntel

    4 ай бұрын

    AB's way of coming in occasionally with little 1-2 second long funny quips is the reason Ethan doesn't hear him. It's kinda obvious, I also don't always catch what he says. He doesn't project as much as everyone else but it is funny how Ethan always doesn't hear him. We need a compilation of Ethan saying "What was that, AB?"

  • @TomMcKeesick

    @TomMcKeesick

    4 ай бұрын

    AB is very awkward with the way he delivers his comments, he says it really softly and quickly, and it's usually speaking at the same time as something else - it's not during silence. Compare to Zac who will stop his sentence if he's speaking over someone, and resume it when there's a space, and gets the wholel thing out so that everyone can hear and so he doesn't step on any toes

  • @emmascreamz

    @emmascreamz

    4 ай бұрын

    ⁠@@TomMcKeesickIn AB’s defence, some people (calling myself out here) have a really hard time picking up on cadence to know when it’s appropriate to chime in. I often start saying something, thinking “it’s time to respond/comment” only to talk over the end of the other persons statement/question/etc. I know it’s rude so I really do try my best to give proper time before starting my response but then sometimes I wait too long and confuse whoever I’m speaking with, getting the “did you hear/understand me?” look, or the conversation starts moving in another direction and my response is no longer in context. I also am often asked to repeat myself when I chime in because I also tend to speak very quickly and softly, I think because at least if I offend the person, they can just ignore me and continue what they were saying. It’s subconsciously intentional, personally. I just wanted to share for anyone who may have a chronic-interupter in their life. We’re sorry 😫

  • @TomMcKeesick

    @TomMcKeesick

    4 ай бұрын

    @@emmascreamzYeah absolutely, I think it's something that a lot people grapple with (myself included) 🙂 And AB has gotten so much better over the years! I'm sure he'll keep up the improvement

  • @Kaminoextragalactic
    @Kaminoextragalactic4 ай бұрын

    Ethan: we have no sponsors Also Ethan: Here’s a 20min Chucky cheese advert

  • @charlotte_stevens

    @charlotte_stevens

    3 ай бұрын

    Yup. Pretty obvious there was some sort of discount or compensation given to Ethan for talking about Chucky Cheese. Heck, even I wanna go now 😅❤

  • @rem8268
    @rem82684 ай бұрын

    Ethan admitting he went red pill for a second was hilarious

  • @katherinerivera8061

    @katherinerivera8061

    4 ай бұрын

    he scared himself hahaha

  • @abegael8270

    @abegael8270

    4 ай бұрын

    Hilarious but also the reason I keep coming back to H3 through the controversies; he's self-aware & self-critical

  • @XhumpersX

    @XhumpersX

    4 ай бұрын

    Eh he wasn't wrong about it though. Height requirements are just as objectifying as weight, boobs, figure etc but many people only recognize the latter as wrong. They're both gross and wrong.

  • @marblepeaches
    @marblepeaches4 ай бұрын

    Teddy Fresh x Chuck E. Cheese collab

  • @AVspectre

    @AVspectre

    4 ай бұрын

    You may be manifesting…

  • @hallonegative

    @hallonegative

    4 ай бұрын

    that color palette could be so sick, so many cheesy drippy designs too

  • @Mars-ls5jj

    @Mars-ls5jj

    4 ай бұрын

    I would absolutely buy

  • @Dingudongo

    @Dingudongo

    4 ай бұрын

    Brilliant

  • @seeseembo

    @seeseembo

    4 ай бұрын

    They gotta let em use the old Chuck design though the new one freaks me out

  • @becca5479
    @becca54794 ай бұрын

    Ethan : I’ve never had a homosexual encounter also ethan : Has kissed 2 guys

  • @EpilepticSnail

    @EpilepticSnail

    4 ай бұрын

    Kissing your bros ain't gay unless you feel a tingle

  • @Xxbubbly10

    @Xxbubbly10

    4 ай бұрын

    @@EpilepticSnailhahahahahaha

  • @johnnyrotten1666

    @johnnyrotten1666

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@EpilepticSnail we have to ask Ethan if it moved.

  • @coreytrayn

    @coreytrayn

    4 ай бұрын

    kissahomie becca, theres nothing gay about smooching your bro once in awhile

  • @adrian_hook

    @adrian_hook

    4 ай бұрын

    THAT WE KNOW OF

  • @sourdoughchocobo
    @sourdoughchocobo4 ай бұрын

    "Alright, we're sending Dan to the forest" 😂 pleeeeeease. A series with Dan in the field, going to volcanoes and reading tea leaves.

  • @ivystoptalking
    @ivystoptalking4 ай бұрын

    honestly ethan becoming a Chuck E. Cheese overlord is so on brand

  • @scivnce4273

    @scivnce4273

    4 ай бұрын

    Is it?

  • @Jaymansharma

    @Jaymansharma

    4 ай бұрын

    It is?

  • @DelveInn

    @DelveInn

    4 ай бұрын

    Him and Shane Dawson wpuld have real beef then. He had no pizza experience.

  • @wedgewizard5429

    @wedgewizard5429

    4 ай бұрын

    Pizza is actually very nutritious 🍕

  • @Booksanddogs7

    @Booksanddogs7

    4 ай бұрын

    Pizza is a vegetable

  • @Tess_Sullivan
    @Tess_Sullivan4 ай бұрын

    Ethans going to be the first applicant for Jeff's bachelor nominations

  • @AllysonKing

    @AllysonKing

    4 ай бұрын

    15 percent

  • @coralrose5754

    @coralrose5754

    4 ай бұрын

    He takes that 15%

  • @ghostinurstory
    @ghostinurstory4 ай бұрын

    When Dan cackles I can’t help but laugh. So contagious 😅

  • @ghostinurstory

    @ghostinurstory

    4 ай бұрын

    @@brianthedesertbum omg hello fellow New Mexican!!

  • @amysmiles9751

    @amysmiles9751

    17 сағат бұрын

    He sounds just like my cousin it's so weird.

  • @analeemiranda
    @analeemiranda4 ай бұрын

    I saw all the live chat suggesting the crew get cpr certified but I genuinely think it’d be an interesting segment

  • @LavenderSun-xw1rx

    @LavenderSun-xw1rx

    4 ай бұрын

    Right?? Such good information to share with everyone ❤

  • @whatintheworld7624
    @whatintheworld76244 ай бұрын

    Taking 2 hours to watch 10 minutes of KavKav's podcast is the most Ethan thing ever lmao

  • @natexc3035

    @natexc3035

    4 ай бұрын

    I love &’ hate it. Like it’s funny to an extent 😂

  • @snorgesborges4579

    @snorgesborges4579

    4 ай бұрын

    That's called transforming the content, baby!

  • @Ell-om2oi

    @Ell-om2oi

    4 ай бұрын

    Not again

  • @catlsam8996

    @catlsam8996

    4 ай бұрын

    This tew much

  • @milkteamachine

    @milkteamachine

    4 ай бұрын

    He was gonna make damn sure Ryan couldn’t claim it wasn’t fair use lol

  • @hyde3176
    @hyde31764 ай бұрын

    I must say, as a non-live watcher, how much I apriciate the light fast additions of chapters(or parts idk) to the video. I love that the pod is streamed live but I like to ability to fast forward if I dont vibe. Peace and love, peace and love

  • @consciouswes

    @consciouswes

    4 ай бұрын

    samesies

  • @catrinapaul9689

    @catrinapaul9689

    4 ай бұрын

    Whenever the chapters aren’t there I die inside

  • @LadySKizo

    @LadySKizo

    4 ай бұрын

    Love does it and he kills it

  • @aaroneusjames2342

    @aaroneusjames2342

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@FreshNews247why you watch

  • @chandler_martian

    @chandler_martian

    4 ай бұрын

    We love chapters out here ✌️

  • @MrPrzemo1999
    @MrPrzemo19994 ай бұрын

    Ethan and Love destroying chuk e cheese pizza just by themselves in silence would be a great segment ngl

  • @emilywalters9677
    @emilywalters96774 ай бұрын

    ETHAN WAS SOOOO FUNNY IN THIS EPISODE WHATTT i love when he is in this exact mood 😭

  • @SaskiaGill

    @SaskiaGill

    4 ай бұрын

    Silly goofy 15% bi

  • @yara347
    @yara3474 ай бұрын

    dan was so right when he said ethan has a crush on jeff lmaooooooooooo "who lives in that 15%"

  • @jennas5010

    @jennas5010

    4 ай бұрын

    Hasan

  • @CerealXperimentsLain

    @CerealXperimentsLain

    4 ай бұрын

    My brain read this in Trisha’s sister voice lol the 5% is triggering

  • @yara347

    @yara347

    4 ай бұрын

    @@CerealXperimentsLain he takes that gay 15%

  • @emanuelvellios
    @emanuelvellios4 ай бұрын

    honestly, I live for the monthly episode when Ian talks

  • @thinlion01

    @thinlion01

    4 ай бұрын

    Funniest crew member, such a crime he doesn't talk more

  • @miisa_

    @miisa_

    4 ай бұрын

    I was so happy we got a little Ian segment today

  • @AllTheArtsy

    @AllTheArtsy

    4 ай бұрын

    Ian is too powerful if he talked more hed end up owning the podcast lol

  • @tluvsbeauty1

    @tluvsbeauty1

    2 ай бұрын

    @@AllTheArtsyI was gonna comment something exactly like this lol. It makes him funnier - the fact that he only offers his gift in small doses makes it so much better lolol

  • @NonsenseGUS
    @NonsenseGUS4 ай бұрын

    "My mind is like a lion on 2 legs" I need that on a hoodie with a drawings of a lion on two legs by Ethan lmao

  • @MrNicvdb
    @MrNicvdb4 ай бұрын

    As a 5'5" man working in real estate I felt personally attacked this episode 😂

  • @Sophia-bf5fr

    @Sophia-bf5fr

    4 ай бұрын

    Are you 5’5” with a little attitude?

  • @lergia

    @lergia

    4 ай бұрын

    thats great you should be (the real estate part, not the height part ofc)

  • @valentina_iris
    @valentina_iris4 ай бұрын

    i loved ethan's goblin energy today

  • @Dollparade321

    @Dollparade321

    4 ай бұрын

    He's in such a good mood

  • @Acmenace7845

    @Acmenace7845

    4 ай бұрын

    Tbh I love when he’s in goblin mode. It really makes way for more goofs and gafs which I feel we’ve been missing a little bit

  • @valentina_iris

    @valentina_iris

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Acmenace7845 i love it lolol

  • @adrian_hook
    @adrian_hook4 ай бұрын

    15% 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 WE GOT HIM FOLKS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

  • @halodeer

    @halodeer

    4 ай бұрын

    He takes that 15% 🫡🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

  • @mlptv4u397

    @mlptv4u397

    4 ай бұрын

    anyone have the timestamp?

  • @semihip
    @semihip4 ай бұрын

    32:25 "Who lives in that 15%, Ethan?" Olivia cracked me up!

  • @NoobRaisin
    @NoobRaisin4 ай бұрын

    I always really like these sort of unscripted, meandering episodes. It feels like a group of friends just having a conversation and it's so nice

  • @WhatEmmaDoingHere
    @WhatEmmaDoingHere4 ай бұрын

    I just think it’s nice how he has a podcast because “people don’t talk about their failures enough” and is also on a rampage about any of his objective failures being mentioned on Wikipedia.

  • @stevensilver2880

    @stevensilver2880

    4 ай бұрын

    Helps bury your actual failures for when people google “Ryan kavanaugh failure” and he’s really trying hard to force his way into the internet money landscape but so obviously doesn’t get it right ever

  • @katherinerivera8061

    @katherinerivera8061

    4 ай бұрын

    i literally can't stop thinking abt this

  • @Topota_Madre_

    @Topota_Madre_

    4 ай бұрын

    Kavkav decided to be the narrator of his story. I guess he just entered the “empowerment” arch.

  • @phelan8385

    @phelan8385

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@stevensilver2880"Disney Frozen" type beat

  • @stevensilver2880

    @stevensilver2880

    4 ай бұрын

    @@phelan8385 haha yes I wouldn’t be too shocked if he read about that and decided it was a great idea or someone he hired told him but either way

  • @ryanjamesblue785
    @ryanjamesblue7854 ай бұрын

    "Here comes Ian, salaried employee" is my favorite soundbite by far, and it makes me so happy every time i hear it lmao

  • @LydiAtheistLady

    @LydiAtheistLady

    4 ай бұрын

    Funny I was just thinking about this sound it’s and wondering when I’d hear it again. This was awesome. Such a great sound bite!!!

  • @emilyolierook4553

    @emilyolierook4553

    4 ай бұрын

    I love it when certain soundbites make me so happy

  • @miisa_

    @miisa_

    4 ай бұрын

    It so rare and always makes me happy when I hear it!! Ian stand up💜

  • @0Flow0

    @0Flow0

    4 ай бұрын

    Who sings it?

  • @Stonedsapphic

    @Stonedsapphic

    4 ай бұрын

    Timestamp please

  • @cassiem1067
    @cassiem10674 ай бұрын

    The James Charles drops during the Chuck E. Cheese pred convo had me rolling

  • @julzniandra
    @julzniandra4 ай бұрын

    Petition to have more unplanned improv episodes like this 🙏

  • @mozoyolo
    @mozoyolo4 ай бұрын

    This was the most ADHD episode I’ve ever seen and It scratched an itch I didn’t know I had

  • @emilyepicmess8072

    @emilyepicmess8072

    4 ай бұрын

    Same

  • @josiewatkins4493

    @josiewatkins4493

    4 ай бұрын

    It was so funny tho I love it

  • @hulkhogan2113

    @hulkhogan2113

    4 ай бұрын

    Weird way of saying good episode

  • @okeefer2000
    @okeefer20004 ай бұрын

    The part when Ryan is saying The Bull and Bryce and him are brothers is giving me Michael Scott child actor vibes when he says he wants to "get married and have 100 kids, so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say 'no' to being my friend."

  • @andreaang9448

    @andreaang9448

    4 ай бұрын

    😭 it's so accurate

  • @MC-su3sd

    @MC-su3sd

    4 ай бұрын

    Nooo don’t make me feel bad for Ryan

  • @firstname4336
    @firstname43364 ай бұрын

    It killed me when Ethan said "I wont call you short kings because thats patronizing I willl call you uh..." Then procedes to say the most patronizing shit ever

  • @QuantumYnoodles

    @QuantumYnoodles

    4 ай бұрын

    Classic ethan

  • @EldenShawn
    @EldenShawn4 ай бұрын

    Can’t get over how much Dan is laughing in this episode, I’ve been laughing every time I hear him LOL

  • @TP_1995
    @TP_19954 ай бұрын

    As someone who has struggled with eating their whole life…. When Ethan said “we love the eating disordered”…. I ALMOST SPIT MY DRINK OUT 😂😂😂 Ethan is a man of the people 😂😂💀

  • @janna_banana
    @janna_banana4 ай бұрын

    53:25-54:53 “we could order you porridge“ I’M DEAD LMAO 😭💀

  • @rzzpzzlr

    @rzzpzzlr

    4 ай бұрын

    when he was saying “bits and pieces” i was DYING

  • @tomaustinmedia

    @tomaustinmedia

    4 ай бұрын

    @@rzzpzzlr "I know a good gruel place" byeeee

  • @Soyyo10

    @Soyyo10

    4 ай бұрын

    I love how Dan quickly went into character with Ian’s transition into black and white & Zach’s sad ambient music 😭😭😭

  • @alexandramcnamee9912

    @alexandramcnamee9912

    4 ай бұрын

    that made me laugh so hard , it caught me off guard LMFAOO

  • @janna_banana

    @janna_banana

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Soyyo10 sameee ! it was so good lmao 😂😭

  • @User-435ggrest
    @User-435ggrest4 ай бұрын

    Ryan and his toy podcast is going to give Ethan at least a few episodes worth of content lol

  • @daltonlunn1653

    @daltonlunn1653

    4 ай бұрын

    Ryan's World frfr

  • @aaroneusjames2342

    @aaroneusjames2342

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@FreshNews247why you watch

  • @User-435ggrest

    @User-435ggrest

    4 ай бұрын

    @@FreshNews247 idk, I think there are some legal issues. It would be fun to see Ryan on the pod lol

  • @chaschuky999

    @chaschuky999

    4 ай бұрын

    @@User-435ggrestyeah the lawyers would def say no to that one. Also kav would be an awful guest based on the quality of his podcast dialogue

  • @lizethcastillo3760
    @lizethcastillo37604 ай бұрын

    Goblin energy was serious today lmao

  • @aceymarsz1078
    @aceymarsz10784 ай бұрын

    I’m ngl every time Dan laughs and angel gets its wings

  • @faith8090
    @faith80904 ай бұрын

    “we love the disordered! 🙂” lmao ethan has mentioned that he loves every single mental illness in the past week lmaooooofhahshd

  • @kaaarennnn

    @kaaarennnn

    4 ай бұрын

    when ethan said he loves the depressed because without the depressed h3 wouldn’t have fans 🤣🤣

  • @kjhellis

    @kjhellis

    4 ай бұрын

    Especially Dan

  • @ScarletASV

    @ScarletASV

    4 ай бұрын

    I'm happy to be part of the autistic chat😂😂

  • @saal0

    @saal0

    4 ай бұрын

    Idk man I feel loved 😂

  • @SG-we1qh

    @SG-we1qh

    4 ай бұрын

    Family

  • @TheyCallMeJelly
    @TheyCallMeJelly4 ай бұрын

    My mans was fighting demons today 🤣🤣

  • @HonouraryMember

    @HonouraryMember

    4 ай бұрын

    There was some heawwy goblin enrgy

  • @Noushisshook

    @Noushisshook

    4 ай бұрын

    The demons are bisexuality

  • @robn2171

    @robn2171

    4 ай бұрын

    I did 2 spit takes on a 3 minute span because he just wouldn't stop. I wasted half a Redbull.

  • @liv-bv3pl

    @liv-bv3pl

    4 ай бұрын

    Best comment

  • @Noushisshook

    @Noushisshook

    4 ай бұрын

    The demons are bisexuality

  • @chandler_martian
    @chandler_martian4 ай бұрын

    I had a hypnotist come to my school one year and I fully believe that it’s a real thing. Not that it can control your mind or anything, but I saw people doing things they would never do if they weren’t under hypnosis. Students and teachers were making crazy noises and dancing and doing it without a care in the world. It involves a lot of trust and allowing yourself to go along with what the person says, but before you know it you go into yourself and you feel oddly okay performing what the hypnotist tells you to do. You never lose control, but you do feel a lot more at ease and willing to do what they tell you. You should definitely invite someone on!

  • @namelessghoul20
    @namelessghoul204 ай бұрын

    i love when they just talk about random stuff. it's truly when they have the funniest moments

  • @shelbysinger
    @shelbysinger4 ай бұрын

    idk why i like the more disjointed shows more 😂 lots of crew involvement and just no rushing to a new topic. so goooood

  • @internallyscreaming90

    @internallyscreaming90

    4 ай бұрын

    I prefer it too! I love when the crew is more involved in the conversations, makes it more entertaining in my opinion

  • @cb7pwn
    @cb7pwn4 ай бұрын

    i feel like were in the peak of H3! the crew, Ethan .. everyones jiving and on the same wavelength. the shows never been better! keep it up guys!

  • @whoops8412

    @whoops8412

    4 ай бұрын

    I agrée this has been a great episode!

  • @cancandice6686

    @cancandice6686

    4 ай бұрын

    Agreed!

  • @EdgyVeg
    @EdgyVeg4 ай бұрын

    This is the hardest I’ve laughed all week. I’m dying over here. The failure podcast is truly performance art 😂

  • @whitajeman
    @whitajeman4 ай бұрын

    With peace and love being rich and deciding to open a franchise is such a smart move especially if you have kids who will want jobs someday. I used to coach a girl who's parents won a the lottery and they opened 2 In and Outs with the money. Now she is grown and manages one of them and will someday inherit them

  • @ambermoemoe
    @ambermoemoe4 ай бұрын

    As someone who works in the event space, one of my main jobs is getting sponsorships for our festival. You 100% should hire a knowledgeable sales staff member whose sole role is to get your sponsorship and brand opportunities. I’d bet your investment would pay off immediately

  • @sashie253

    @sashie253

    4 ай бұрын

    💯

  • @tkdanny

    @tkdanny

    4 ай бұрын

    I’m pretty sure sponsors won’t wanna work with someone like Ethan

  • @hulkxx91

    @hulkxx91

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@tkdannyduh, that's why you hire a professional to help with that like the op said

  • @hulkxx91

    @hulkxx91

    4 ай бұрын

    Tom Ward could do the job

  • @meowJACK

    @meowJACK

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@tkdannythere's so many insanely shitty people out there who have sponsors. People who have said and done things FAR worse than anything Ethan ever did.

  • @laurengallaspy4365
    @laurengallaspy43654 ай бұрын

    Can’t explain it, but this may be my favorite episode of all time.

  • @LivingPeazant41

    @LivingPeazant41

    4 ай бұрын

    i could legit watch this on repeat all week

  • @noealva

    @noealva

    4 ай бұрын

    Same lol, I love the episodes where they just chat and that’s the content.

  • @hglenn2k

    @hglenn2k

    4 ай бұрын

    the last few have been bangers

  • @annatheblobfish9684

    @annatheblobfish9684

    4 ай бұрын

    Same, I was laughing out loud so much, loved the energy 😂

  • @tluvsbeauty1

    @tluvsbeauty1

    2 ай бұрын

    Bro same. Been here since like 2013, and I’ve rewatched this ep more times than my decades-old favs ALREADY. Something about it just hits.

  • @TEHBILB
    @TEHBILB4 ай бұрын

    2:46:22 “Brad the Bullboard” another ep, another underappreciated AB gem

  • @Sauce_Man
    @Sauce_Man4 ай бұрын

    The relationship between kav kav and Bryce reminds me of Michael Scott and Ryan LMAOOO "Ur so cool" ahahahq

  • @hellokittybongwater
    @hellokittybongwater4 ай бұрын

    ethan kisses two guys and all of a sudden he’s 15% gay 😂

  • @Ahh_Karla

    @Ahh_Karla

    4 ай бұрын

    And he claims that proudly !! 🥰🤣

  • @iwannachezburger

    @iwannachezburger

    4 ай бұрын

    Each kiss is worth 7.5%

  • @jossieaileen

    @jossieaileen

    4 ай бұрын

    When was this ???

  • @b00psn00t

    @b00psn00t

    4 ай бұрын

    I knew he was bi

  • @dizzymess

    @dizzymess

    4 ай бұрын

    checks out

  • @Piper818
    @Piper8184 ай бұрын

    “Bruce doesn’t have any friends” 😭

  • @YoungFraggle

    @YoungFraggle

    4 ай бұрын

    developmentally appropriate since he’s two but lol 😂

  • @quinoaquina

    @quinoaquina

    4 ай бұрын

    I giggled at that too. That was so silly

  • @Anitamustdie

    @Anitamustdie

    4 ай бұрын

    I don’t think he goes to school so make sense

  • @BonIverismyangel
    @BonIverismyangel4 ай бұрын

    when Ian zoomed into AB’s lips 😂😂😂

  • @ivanajovanovic2337

    @ivanajovanovic2337

    4 ай бұрын

    👄

  • @AdrianG13
    @AdrianG134 ай бұрын

    Dan's laughing this episode is the best it's ever been LMFAOOO

  • @AllthingsHatala
    @AllthingsHatala4 ай бұрын

    Ethan casually coming out of the closet right before starting the Jeff’s bachelor show is something I’ll never forget 🎉😂

  • @sunnyday274

    @sunnyday274

    4 ай бұрын

    🥲 I’m soo worried this season of the bach3lor is going to be ruined by Ethan leaving Hila for Jeff 🤧😭

  • @AllTheArtsy

    @AllTheArtsy

    4 ай бұрын

    Jeff definitely lives on that 15% !!!

  • @neverend3r
    @neverend3r4 ай бұрын

    crew chat no set topic or interview episodes are my favorite. I just like chillin with the crew and hear them talk about stuff.

  • @zoegomez3400
    @zoegomez34004 ай бұрын

    So glad people are talking about Chuck E. Cheese in a positive light. I do fundraisers through them for the small, local preschool I work at. They always take such good care of us. The teachers eat for free and they even send a Chuck E. mascot to the school the day of and the kids love it! I dont want them to go out of business.

  • @tluvsbeauty1

    @tluvsbeauty1

    2 ай бұрын

    This is such a wholesome comment🥹 fuck Shane Dawson for ever making any of us think it was anything less than a (safe,) fantastic mini-wonderland for kids and their caregivers.

  • @jesshayes668
    @jesshayes6684 ай бұрын

    Looks like Ethan’s blushing at 3:31:17 when Bryce and Brad “can’t figure out where Brad the Bull came from”😭😭😭

  • @weeddemon97
    @weeddemon974 ай бұрын

    Ryan Kavanaugh made his pod for us ❤️

  • @mcexpresslearning

    @mcexpresslearning

    4 ай бұрын

    Best thing on my ipod

  • @bpleazy
    @bpleazy4 ай бұрын

    This was unironically my favorite episode in a while. The entire show for 2 months could be unhinged Ethan tangents and KavKav reacts I would happily tune in

  • @whoops8412

    @whoops8412

    4 ай бұрын

    💯 agree!!! I love these episodes just letting Ethan let loose and have the funniest tangents and updates through kavkav is soooo funny I would love to have this in every episode. I think it’s too funny how many layers are in the kavkav saga,

  • @tluvsbeauty1

    @tluvsbeauty1

    2 ай бұрын

    The kav kav reacts are genuinely the funniest things I’ve watched in years man. Just fucking glorious.

  • @tluvsbeauty1

    @tluvsbeauty1

    2 ай бұрын

    @@whoops8412lolol the lore is so deep that the laughter payoff to each and every moment is exponential lol

  • @__ren
    @__ren4 ай бұрын

    brad putting his handsome-squidward lips to use for that drink promo

  • @jobygrantlandsnvrwntrmusic
    @jobygrantlandsnvrwntrmusic4 ай бұрын

    Ethan telling Ryan "Let;s Do This" might be the most metal thing I've heard in awhile. Ethan saying "let's meet up ' smoke crack" might be the funniest thing I've heard in awhile.

  • @heathbennett6219
    @heathbennett62194 ай бұрын

    Ethan you’re so right. These two days of rain is going to prevent fires for generations to come.

  • @heathbennett6219

    @heathbennett6219

    4 ай бұрын

    @kbud2544 don’t tell him! Also don’t tell him that excessive amounts of rain at one time will destroy the root systems of plants and actually lead to more brush fires from dead bushes

  • @maddynye
    @maddynye4 ай бұрын

    word on the street is Throast snuck into the studio and shook all the soda cans

  • @Maarisool

    @Maarisool

    4 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @mirofeya

    @mirofeya

    4 ай бұрын

    And later hid in his heavily guarded Wiki mods commune.

  • @bfijk6368
    @bfijk63684 ай бұрын

    I actually like how Ethan can pull a conversation out of thin air without a specific topic

  • @Littleneonbabe
    @Littleneonbabe4 ай бұрын

    I don’t know if it’s because there wasn’t a set plan and Ethan was just thing to fill the void but this is literally the funniest he’s ever been to me 😂

  • @BazookaRose
    @BazookaRose4 ай бұрын

    Ethan saying kavkav doesn’t even understand the concept of profiting is such an amazing burn

  • @nadiaaaaa1215
    @nadiaaaaa12154 ай бұрын

    Ethan’s newfound love for Chuck E Cheese gives off the same vibes as Michael Scott that time when he went to Jamaica. Also the Hi Sisters at 14:26 was great!

  • @lizethcastillo3760

    @lizethcastillo3760

    4 ай бұрын

    Yes! Lmfaoo

  • @Andjelka99

    @Andjelka99

    4 ай бұрын

    Took me out I cackled

  • @natedizzlefoshizzle
    @natedizzlefoshizzle4 ай бұрын

    Cam: I got all this stuff in front of me AB: As long as you don’t see food you’re good

  • @b100d.br02
    @b100d.br024 ай бұрын

    i cant believe this was gonna be a hrh collection episode i cant get over it

  • @level1slime
    @level1slime4 ай бұрын

    1:56:38 - Ian showing off how far back he is and how much stuff he has in front of him peaking over olivia's shoulder without saying a word LOOOOOL

  • @AdamOfNebb

    @AdamOfNebb

    4 ай бұрын

    This is so good dude, thank you for pointing that out I missed it. Ian is a genius

  • @darthbigboy7978

    @darthbigboy7978

    4 ай бұрын

    Haha that is such a good catch

  • @maddynye
    @maddynye4 ай бұрын

    okay but Bryce literally looks sideways towards Brad and smiles when the drink explodes on Ryan 😂😭

  • @MrElKabano

    @MrElKabano

    4 ай бұрын

    Also probably the only time Brad was watching at Ryan without breaking eye contact was when he was opening this can. Almost like he was waiting for something to happen.

  • @stratosphere94

    @stratosphere94

    4 ай бұрын

    Accident prone little goofball lmao

  • @bibsp3556
    @bibsp35564 ай бұрын

    ethan, ive said it before, youre smashing that weightloss, so congrats on that 34 feelin. Feels super good, 34 is a comfy size for our builds. Keep at it brother, youre smashing it.

  • @BitterSnake
    @BitterSnake4 ай бұрын

    Youre telling me that AB was getting robbed and at the same time his car was gettijg vandalized. Jesus thats a day.

  • @connorashley3630
    @connorashley36304 ай бұрын

    Every time Zach ends the show with the Dream Nightmare remix I have to go listen to the whole thing one more time😂

  • @shelbs8480

    @shelbs8480

    4 ай бұрын

    And then it gets stuck in my head for at least a week 😂

  • @SourZappa

    @SourZappa

    4 ай бұрын

    I do the same thing. Haha low key I jam out in my car with the windows up of course 😂

  • @Topota_Madre_

    @Topota_Madre_

    4 ай бұрын

    which version is it, The Jersey Law Man’s?

  • @fibbintiggins2858

    @fibbintiggins2858

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@Topota_Madre_yep!

  • @AlfredSoul

    @AlfredSoul

    4 ай бұрын

    Same here.

  • @LadyofSleepyLake
    @LadyofSleepyLake4 ай бұрын

    When Ethan said " I love your fingers Ian" I really thought Ethan would say " my 15% loves your fingers "

  • @waxtopia
    @waxtopia4 ай бұрын

    i can’t believe the episodes recently have been 50% about kavkav, like it’s funny.. to an extent 😅 they really spent 2+ hours talking about this dude? shoutout to the ppl who are willing to sit through that brain rot for more than 5 minutes.

  • @lha816

    @lha816

    4 ай бұрын

    I really like the kavkav content

  • @Topota_Madre_
    @Topota_Madre_4 ай бұрын

    Next BacH3lor should be finding Ethan somebody to build a bridge with but the foot soldiers create the video submissions.

  • @2k1natedog
    @2k1natedog4 ай бұрын

    One time when me and my friend were 15. We tried to get into a Chuck E. Cheese because we hadn’t gone there in years and it was always so fun. They wouldn’t let us in because we weren’t 18… they won’t let you in below 18 without a parent, BUT if you’re above 18 you can get into Chuck E. Cheese’s WITHOUT a child

  • @teasp00ns

    @teasp00ns

    4 ай бұрын

    Lmao we did that with our friend’s older sister (we were 16 she was 18) and we weren’t allowed to leave without her because she was our guardian. Like shit my bad, lemme go find my mom who can’t buy alcohol

  • @coreytrayn

    @coreytrayn

    4 ай бұрын

    They definitely kind of judge the situation lol I think theyll let like 18- 22 year old looking people in with no kids but if you trying going in at 53 with no kid you might get some push back ha

  • @hulkxx91

    @hulkxx91

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@coreytraynyou can go to chuck e cheese at any age if you're over 18, they can't discriminate against someone because of their age, that's illegal.

  • @Anr1231

    @Anr1231

    4 ай бұрын

    HAHA OMG SAME

  • @elitest2244
    @elitest22444 ай бұрын

    I don’t know who to trust anymore. Ethan likes Lindor, hates Ferrero. Olivia loves Ferrero, hates caramel. What is going on

  • @Stonedsapphic

    @Stonedsapphic

    4 ай бұрын

    I stand with Olivia

  • @hallonegative

    @hallonegative

    4 ай бұрын

    Olivia is right. Ethan thinks boba tastes like fish ffs. He also likes those icky latte k-cups. 😂

  • @katherinerivera8061

    @katherinerivera8061

    4 ай бұрын

    olivia is correct

  • @Topota_Madre_

    @Topota_Madre_

    4 ай бұрын

    When in doubt, remember his favorite pizza toppings.

  • @RoyalReyna

    @RoyalReyna

    4 ай бұрын

    They're both good in different ways. Lindt is pretty sweet, so the only people I know that don't like them are people who don't like sweet stuff, people who don't like chocolate or don't like truffles in particular. Their chocolate bars are irresistible. Ferrero rocher is great, just not something I would sit and eat on, just eat a couple. They're both more expensive than a regular chocolate bar, but neither is as expensive as compartes. Def worth trying if you've never had it, it's the highest tier of grocery store chocolate we have here in the states

  • @chloerose1342
    @chloerose13424 ай бұрын

    I worked at Chuck E Cheese during the pandemic!! I even wore the mascot suit a few times lol. Unfortunately, you can’t get a pitcher of beer anymore (since that brawl) but you can have up two four alcoholic drinks by the glass. Anyway, all these changes they made to Chuck E Cheese, such as getting rid of tokens, the anamatronics and play space, were made originally as just a COVID thing, but it was so much easier to keep up with that we just kept it like that. Getting rid of the play space especially was a good idea. You’re correct that unlimited time is a way better deal than digital tokens. Also, YES, at least at my Chuck E Cheese we will let you in without kids and I did a couple 21st birthday parties with no kids.

  • @sxmxnthx000
    @sxmxnthx0004 ай бұрын

    You guys should seriously have a segment where you take a shot for every time Kav Kav says the word failure 😂

  • @whoops8412

    @whoops8412

    4 ай бұрын

    Haha like the subathon 😂

  • @tluvsbeauty1

    @tluvsbeauty1

    2 ай бұрын

    Instant blackout.

  • @cnysmashbros4910
    @cnysmashbros49104 ай бұрын

    this is the ethan we love to watch...truly off the rails this ep

  • @abicalvarese2373
    @abicalvarese23734 ай бұрын

    simply just imagining Ethan and Ryan having a beer at Chuck E. Cheese

  • @DarkWestern
    @DarkWestern4 ай бұрын

    I just can't believe Ryan paid for the location, the entire film crew, managed to get multiple guests, spent tens of thousands of dollars, all for like 700 views 😂 😂 😂

  • @benw1544

    @benw1544

    4 ай бұрын

    Toy podcast

  • @lizzReggie3lbekne
    @lizzReggie3lbekne4 ай бұрын

    Love how Ethan brought up that Ryan makes Bryce and Brad listen to him about the lawsuits…..Ethan makes his entire crew and audience listen every episode.

  • @kandycestukes2223

    @kandycestukes2223

    4 ай бұрын

    Yeah but the difference is we're invested in this - not captive hostages lol. If no one's wanted to hear about this, viewership would have TANKED. But we're here for kav kav updates!!!

  • @Maesolmese
    @Maesolmese4 ай бұрын

    Ethan being 85% straight is everything to me thank you king this made my day 🥰

  • @cosmicnic

    @cosmicnic

    4 ай бұрын

    the representation we needed fr

  • @gabrielalujan1881
    @gabrielalujan18814 ай бұрын

    Todays ep was perfect for those of us who love goofs and gags

  • @Jasmine--
    @Jasmine--4 ай бұрын

    The porridge gruel tangent is so funny

  • @steph.o0
    @steph.o04 ай бұрын

    Am I alone in saying this episode hit so especially hard for weed chat

  • @hannahmoore279

    @hannahmoore279

    4 ай бұрын

    When Kav’s can exploded Ethan was being so funny I couldn’t breathe. I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard

  • @steph.o0

    @steph.o0

    4 ай бұрын

    @@hannahmoore279 i was geeking for the entirety of the episode we need to keep ethan on the chuck e cheese Rat Soldiers rise UP

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