His answers are like jazz piano, it never starts where it should, goes real weird then modulates to something even weirder then resolves in a satisfying way, even if you land far away from where you thought you would be.

@josefinavarelam

2 жыл бұрын

This is the shit

@Kinobambino

2 жыл бұрын

Beautifully put

@NimN0ms

2 жыл бұрын

You captured the essence of Jeff Goldblum.

@christophermerlot3366

2 жыл бұрын

Nice analogy.

@pevvyndrake

2 жыл бұрын

@@NimN0ms for real should be the tagline on his fragrance bottle

jeff goldblum: i'm a minimalist: also jeff goldblum: *wears a tiger-print suit with a tiger-print shirt, a sparkled gold tie and tiger-print socks*

@damunaik4

2 жыл бұрын

exactly my thoughts. besides, he fits the larger-than-life persona of the MCU's Grandmaster-or so I think-because he just oozes camp.

@QuickZ_

2 жыл бұрын

he did not sound like a minimalist on hotwings when he talked about his obsession for clothes lol.

@TitaniusAnglesmith

2 жыл бұрын

@@QuickZ_ tbf I am pretty minimalist on everything except camping gear and cars.

@benjaminandrew9057

2 жыл бұрын

@@QuickZ_ everyone has their one guilty pleasure....even minimalists? lol

@johnsimth6587

2 жыл бұрын

His minimal may be defined differently.

Jeff Goldblum is that favorite uncle you'll never have..

@VideoGamePhilosopher

2 жыл бұрын

And I’m very bummed out about it

@martafiord

2 жыл бұрын

And married with someone your age!

@emilygray2025

2 жыл бұрын

I kinda do have one like him, it’s great

@noragallivant

2 жыл бұрын

@@martafiord Are you sure she’s not more like 1/3 his age?

@martafiord

2 жыл бұрын

@@noragallivant i think she’s half his age but I still eyeroll

Intensity like Jeff’s is rare and wonderful. He’s a truly ‘genuine weirdo’. His sandwich answer was perfection.

@datatsushi2016

2 жыл бұрын

True, but this is a show. These answers are written and rehearsed to some extent.

@jakeherter

2 жыл бұрын

Would be nice to have absolutely no cares in the world off the back of not ever having to do a real job

@batgurrl

2 жыл бұрын

@@datatsushi2016 you have no proof of that. I’ve seen enough interviews with him and this is pretty consistently his style. Yes, he knows the questions, but so what

@datatsushi2016

2 жыл бұрын

@@batgurrl No proof? I don't think you understand how showbussiness works.

@batgurrl

2 жыл бұрын

@@datatsushi2016 sure whatever makes you happy to believe if it enriches your life to insist it was all written out for him

The sandwich answer was brilliant

@tomcruisemapotheriv2581

2 жыл бұрын

Hello greetings from Keanu reeves...

The face Colbert made when Jeff Goldblum made the exact same argument for bananas that he makes for Apples, is so perfect.

@letsdeduce

2 жыл бұрын

He clearly knew what the questions would be...

@MaryAnnNytowl

2 жыл бұрын

@@letsdeduce well, yeah... it's not like Colbert has changed the questions since he started that bit. 😄 The entertaining part is getting to see what their answers are! 😃

@MaryAnnNytowl

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, absolutely, what a face that was! Then again, the sandwich answer's response 🤝 was _~mwahh~_ perfection, as well! (Edited my stupid typo)

@myklelara

2 жыл бұрын

4:48

@Rugelacharugula

2 ай бұрын

Replace the word “perfect” with the word “Goldblum.”

Dang. I think Jeff is the first person whose Colbert Questionnaire needed to be broken up into a two-parter. 😂

@VideoGamePhilosopher

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even notice that! 😆

@Emmeth

2 жыл бұрын

They did for Jon Stewart too.

@rosemdhar4767

2 жыл бұрын

Was thinking exactly that 😆

@enriqueali

2 жыл бұрын

Colbert QuestionnERT 😁😁😁

Jeff is one of the best combinations of style, class and empathy.

We may need an entire, 26-week series to get through the Questionert w/ Jeff Goldblum.

@idonthavetime2reply14

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is forever a Cuomosexual

@seankendle8471

2 жыл бұрын

@@idonthavetime2reply14 wut.

@P.M.P.181

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen his show on Disney plus

The world needs more like him, a genuine original.

@judithsmith9582

2 жыл бұрын

We are all originals.

@Miss_Matched

2 жыл бұрын

But if there are more like him, would he still be a genuine original then?

@rickfry1658

2 жыл бұрын

The Pride of West Homestead Pa.

@murrayflewelling1258

2 жыл бұрын

" must go faster"

@jeffgoldblum5201

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you.. And the world need people like you too

Effin Jeff Goldblume is the slickest dude ever.

@karimabraham7535

2 жыл бұрын

No he’s not wtf.

@Soy_Bomb

2 жыл бұрын

@@karimabraham7535 A bit jealous perhaps. I avoid comparing myself for that reason. That Smooth moving Mac daddio dude, is an American treasure and authentically interesting (unique among actors) He's got great comedy chops with a rhythmic delivery likely developed from also being a talented jazz percussionist, during time off from Dinosaur wrangling of course.

@karimabraham7535

2 жыл бұрын

@@Soy_Bomb I do hsve a bad habit of being jealous of other peoples lives but not his old a**

@Soy_Bomb

2 жыл бұрын

@@karimabraham7535 Different strokes I suppose. His past appearances on the late show during the Craig Ferguson era are really entertaining.

@maryannacdog9443

2 жыл бұрын

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Jeff Goldblum is the shiniest, rarest, and most unusual coin in the fountain! He’s a wish come true that you didn’t even know you wanted! ✨

Jeff has taken these boring questions and made some magic!

@Kinobambino

2 жыл бұрын

Right!

Apple's or oranges? Jeff - Bananas! Brilliant.

It's funny how Stephen asks seriously "Do the pants know that they will be thrown out?", like an adult trying to make a connection with a child as if they have the same amount of imagination, and like an unimpressed child Jeff says "Wtf they don't, know they're pants" XD

You can't help but notice and commend their continuity skills 🙌🏼🙌🏼

@jeffgoldblum5201

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks but feel free to let me know any role I've played that I need to step up my game

Goldlum is PERFECT for this.

I would 100% watch a Jeff Goldblum decluttering show. Not a hoarders-type show as it would be 3 seasons long for 1 home, but a decluttering show for sure I hope they film that remote for LSSC… that would be an amazing treat. I think I’ll ask for that for Christmas I’m also convinced that Jeff actually has almost no clothes of his own and that most of his wardrobe is designer loaners Jeff is the Hollywood version of the large great Craig Sager. I still remember Kevin Garnet verbally dismantling his suit on air 🤣

@jeffgoldblum5201

2 жыл бұрын

Hey! Thanks for your comments... But feel free to let me know the areas you think I'm not playing the character so well. I'm open to criticism

I love how he's always on the cusp of burping but in a charming way, and the way he constantly removes and throws his glasses around 😀

@divagirllove3977

2 жыл бұрын

He's absolutely delightful. I could speak with him for hours n hours. A darling man. Xo

So refreshing. I wish more of us were brave enough to embrace our quirk and own it. It’s clear it’s not for attention, he is who he is and it comes through.

Man, I love that outfit, but when I saw the socks...that completely killed it!!!

@christopherfiore960

2 жыл бұрын

Rewatching to catch the sox.

Jeff Goldblum is such an attentive listener, he listens with his eyes and ears. Amazing to watch.

This guest is a national treasure.

The answer to the best sandwich question was the best answer ever

Jeff Goldblum has the most creative answers for sure, especially to the sandwich and fruit questions.

I can feel myself going down a rabbit hole of these questionnaire videos but I have a feeling Jeff goldblum is where it will peak

The look on Stephen's face when he almost went with the peanut butter on apples phrase was hilarious.

2:54 THE COMMITMENT TO THE OUTFIT *DOWN TO THE SOCKS* We do not deserve this man.

Thank you Jeff! The most dangerous animal is the Human

@EmilyGloeggler7984

2 жыл бұрын

That’s an oxymoron.

I'm smashing the like button before he's saying anything, just because of his outfit... classic Goldblum

Since Stephen started doing this I've been waiting for someone to get that scariest animal question right. Finally! Someone who knows the truth Humans are the scariest animals on earth!

I just about had the same face Stephen did when Jeff seemed like he was gonna get the correct answer to the "apples or oranges" question

Jeff Goldblum is an excellent model for life long learning, even in our senior years.

Last week, I got a tattoo of Jeff Goldblum, and every time I watch him, I get reminded how great of a decision that was.

Still waiting to have Jeff Goldblum and Aubrey Plaza being interviewed together. It would be hilariously off the rails.

@mj44190

2 жыл бұрын

What a dream duo!!

@Diasbrunette

2 жыл бұрын

Omg that would be sooo awesome to see.

Finally, someone had the nads to answer the most dangerous animal question correctly - the human animal!

Who thought Jeff should have received an Oscar for The Fly? Or at least a nomination. His slow transformation from man to monster was terrifying and brilliant.

@flowersfromh-evanlakshmi7577

2 жыл бұрын

Wow I can’t believe he didn’t receive an Oscar or nomination I assumed he did until I read your comment.

@helenl3193

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he was robbed. Definitely should've been nominated, but the academy always looks down on certain genres - horror, sci-fi/fantasy, non-white/non-English language films, and comic movies for example. Maybe the only way to fix that would be to add genre categories, but just imagine how much longer the ceremony would be then! Personally I'd prefer it to lose the perceived relevance it had both in pop culture and in the industry. It's always been a deeply flawed endeavour, designed to pat themselves on the back and help market the films and the stars and directors, rather than an accurate marker of excellence in the field - it doesn't even acknowledge huge groups of professionals in the industry, even now!

@christophermerlot3366

2 жыл бұрын

@@helenl3193 For the most part I agree with you. It bothers me that the only thing resembling a horror movie to ever win Best Picture was a mediocrity in Silence of the Lambs. As for non-English films, that's called Best Foreign Picture which covers non-English language made outside of the USA.

Jeff is *so* magnetic, I literally could listen to him talk about anything for hours... and somebody needs to pick him up for a decluttering show (although god help the editors of that!)

Last weekend my husband and I showed our 14yo boy "Thor: Ragnarok." He thought Jeff's over-the-top "character" was a hoot. "No, he's like that all the time, son. That's just Jeff Goldblum on a normal day."

when he said...BANANAS! i absolutely lost it

I didn’t think I could love Jeff Goldblum anymore than I do.

listening to Jeff goldblum talk is always such a journey and I absolutely love it

He is just so entertaining I just love him

Jeff goldblum is becoming more Jeff goldblumish as he get older

With Jeff, one seemingly simple question becomes an entire episode, lol. He's a great entertainer. Not only would I watch episodes of Jeff cleaning out Stephen's closest, I would watch the two of them sit down with bags of apples and oranges and sample every different kind of nut butter smeared on them.

I need that show about Jeff throwing people's stuff away. I've already started a pirate search and I will leave the window open

Saw him at the Airport. He chatted with us at ticket counter. Very Humble Guy & down to earth. I will never forget this guy…

"I don't need your fruit Jeff!" Why do I love that remark? ☺️

4:50 Colbert was happy coz he's been saying to all his guest that you can put peanut butter on an apple. When jeff say's banana, that was shyamalan level twist for colbert

That sandwich answer I kinda knew it coming 🤣

@tomcruisemapotheriv2581

2 жыл бұрын

Hello greetings from Keanu reeves..

I could feel Stephens heart sink when Jeff said banana instead of apple

Stephen: Apples or Oranges? Jeff Goldblum: Bananas

stephen got so excited about peanut butter and then jeff said banana and the disappointment on his face was so funny 😂

"I'm a minimalist".... The suit says otherwise good sir!

Hah, somebody actually tried to use “human” as an answer! Of course it would have been Jeff Goldblum.

Best. Sandwich. Answer. EVER!!!

This gets ten out of ten Goldblums.

This is the best Colbert Questionnaire! I've been waiting for someone to say that the human is the scariest animal!

@tomcruisemapotheriv2581

2 жыл бұрын

Hello greetings from Keanu reeves...

Jeff Goldblum is a true eccentric artist, a real character, and a genuinely funny guy. The housefly answer cracked me up. That movie was pretty good.

Jeff Goldblum won’t die. He’ll ascend.

We need a Jeff Goldblum decluttering! Jeff is right, Navel oranges are so good!

Sandwich answer was perfect

His build up to answer to Apples or Oranges really got me! I had the same expression as Stephen

6:33 Oh jeeze, that fisting joke just about went over my head...... HE PLAYED THAT SO STRAIGHT.

I really want a Jeff goldblum declutter show

The first answer was smooth af

I’ve never watched any movies in my life. Ever. So I seriously don’t know who this guy is but maaaan he’s interesting and funny! Really like him.

The most detailed answers anyone will ever give. He’s an icon

I want goldblum to come organize my closet, that’d be so amazing

I could enjoy every evening talks like this with Jeff.

I'm so happy there are part 1 and 2 on these videos. Please keep using parts in the titles for multi video interviews

@mikevwca6211

2 жыл бұрын

Well. This was short lived. One pair of videos with a part 1 and part 2. (Why use that just one time????)

I never expected to hear the name Claudia Cardinale on this show but Jeff is a rare man.

Couldn’t get through the first question without a story, but it paid off 😂

I love this idea of Jeff Goldblum coming and tidying up peoples houses. That could totally be a show and very entertaining.

The constant on & off with the glasses. Glasses when wants to see your face better! So enduring.

This man is so lucky he was part of two beloved childhood movies of mine

"Let's Throw it Out!" with Jeff Goldblum... I'd watch the heck out of that

Jeff is aging quite well, As far as I know he became a father later in life than most typically. I'll have to check if he has any grown children to be sure but I can't imagine how fun it is for his family, and growing up with Jeff Goldblum as your dad!

Since the first answer I knew this was gonna be pure gold... ...blum.

♥ to the uploader for including 'part 1'/ 'part 2' in the title! (and @ Colbert producers, do make that segment with Jeff Goldblum Marie-Kondoing Colbert's closet, please and thank you)

Ooooh that giggle and "interesting question" phrase. He Goldbloomed

JEFFFF!!! As my D.I. screamed in my ear at MCRD… “GIRLS WEAR PANTS. MEN WEAR TROUSERS!!!😎 Scared the begeezus outta me.😎

Champion of Life, Jeff Goldblum; I comment this on every Goldblum clip I see lol

I love to watch Jeff help Stephen throw stuff out!

JEFF! Oh the memories of my youth!! He and his wife were so cool when he was filming a movie in Wyoming! We had a lot of fun and he scolded me all over the place when I wrecked my car! I wrapped it around a telephone pole,took out a standard gas station pole sign,went across the street and took out the post office. When he and his wife Joan found out boy did I get it. My parents werent too happy either. This was in the early 70's. The Cougar was absolutely totaled.

Most delightful being. I watch his interviews for hours!

I still love Jeff when he was in the classic movie, Next Stop Greenwich Village with a young Christopher Walken. Such an incredible movie. Great for actors to see!

I knew this Questionert was going to be a wonderful journey!

Jeff Goldblum and Stephen Colbert….THEY’RE GREEEAT!!!!!🐯🐅

Holy Cow !!! That is the *all time best* sandwich answer ever!

This was the BEST Colbert Report EVER!!!

Tidying up with Jeff Goldblum - id pay to watch that

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you so much for putting the part number in the title! I know it's little but genuinely brings me so much joy. Thank you

wish i love myself like mr goldblum loves himself: with style and wittiness.

He’s soooooo funny & quick witted. Pink Lady 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎 are my favorite too!

Mr Goldblum and Mr Colbert are just the best. I love this.

This. Glorious. Jeff, so wonderful.

I never realized how much Jeff Goldblum's cadence, jesters and facial expressions are like Jack Benny. I wonder if it is intentional?

@11cabadger

2 жыл бұрын

OMG! I never noticed that before and I watch his Disney+ show. Now I won't be able to stop seeing Mr. Benny.

Watched The Big Chill last week for the first time. Amazing movie. The character of Michael was so endearing ❤️❤️

I love this guy, so many good memories. Jurassic Park is my #1 movie of all time. He has a great personality