Do not try to eat while watching this. Nearly choked on my grapes. "Up th wall with frostbite" 😆 😆

Paid good money to see him Live last December. Worth every penny and a true bargain. He's also a very nice man.

I also grew up in America before the lawyers took over. Love Jeff, so funny

@meggrotte4760

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah so did I and there's a lot of stuff I miss that we don't have anymore

@cherisebauguss6966

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!

I am rolling while listening to this man! He is spot on! Been married 36 years!

Jeff's comedy is a blessing can listen to him over and over .Thank you Lord for saving him and using his comedy for your Glory

@singlechristiancowboy

9 ай бұрын

Amen! Appreciate that comment.

All you women out there, I would strongly recommend not listening to him while putting mascara on like I just did. I can listen to Jeff over and over and he makes me laugh every time. 😂

@marcoquiroz3558

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@georgeherod4252

2 жыл бұрын

That's funny stuff

@MM-ho1iu

2 жыл бұрын

OMG, Tammy must be laughing every minute with this man around 🤣

@terryhogan9419

2 жыл бұрын

He is the funniest man out in the comedy standup ever!

@mollysilverman6803

2 жыл бұрын

Also not good to Listening to while driving!

This guy is gold!!

@davidrockey7190

Жыл бұрын

Yeah 56 I grew up in his era the guy is truly very funny 👍🤣

I love this guy. He's hilarious! He's my favorite stand up comedian.

Gotta be the best comedian around.

This man is a gem. Never tire of his fabulous humor.

Saw him for the first time the other on Roku and my husband and I were laughing so hard we were crying.

One of the best comedians and people out there. Funny in the best way, always listen to his clips.....

@nyalltimothy

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more! (:He's honestly funny! (I mean that in both ways)

I just saw a small clip on Facebook so I had to go on KZread and find his name he is probably one of the funniest comedians I've seen yet🤣🤣🤣

This man is so funny. I haven't heard comedy like this in along time that wasn't vulgar with language.

@davidrockey7190

11 ай бұрын

Absolutely I think that's what makes him the best and truly deserves a Grammy🎉

I think the top 5 should include the: handing out candy “One of you will betray me”, “Is is it me poppa?” “Yes, it is you, you little punk” “Clean those cheeks” 🤣

@shirleyrice9988

2 жыл бұрын

I love this man he is the funniest I've ever seen I enjoy him so much and I made you one years old keep it up young man

OMG … the waxing episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think hurt myself 🤣🤣

Jeff was three very first Dry Bar comedian i watched and he got me hooked... 😁😁

Jeff's my favorite comedian. Good clean fun!

I love the shorts part. She: Are those yours? He: yeah, or I have some questions of my own. I had to replay the next part, I was laughing so hard.

So funny. I love Jeff Allen. He's my #1 favorite male comic. Wish he'd come to Charleston WV,

One of my absolute favourite comedians of all time. Gifted in one of THE hardest jobs - making people laugh. Flawless and brilliant. Respect Jeff. And many thanks. Gods Word is so true - “laughter does as a good medicine”.

I lost it about the slide on the playground because that is so true🤣🤣🤣🤣 and then when he started talking about the menopause I couldn't I just literally lost it because I'm going through that right now🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely hilarious! Jeff Allen is one of the best I have watched on Dry Bar!

LOVE Jeff Allen. One of the very best! Can't wait to see some new material from him soon!

He cracks me up and guess what? No foul language.

Comedy with out being vulgar is really smart, clean and funny, unlike the new age comedy we hear theses days

He is so funny! Love him.

One of best comedians , I have seen on this channel. Hilarious . Love from INDIA

Two talent laughter is a gift and the best medicine of all I can watch him again and again and I laugh every time thank you Jeff God bless🤣🗿

Im living by Jeff Allen's "Wife's Code" 2:23 😄😄😄😄😄

PURE GENIUS!!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT REAL!!!

Love listening and watching 😂. God blessed him with perfect comedic timing!

OMGosh!!! I love Jeff Allen!!!! So funny!!!!!

This guy is great.

Everyone agree thisnCLIP made our day:

I remember pulling back the rubber floor mat in the back seat of our Rambler so we could lift up the piece of plywood to expose the 6 inch hold in the floor as we went down the highway. "What are you kids doing back there???" "Looking at the road go by" "OK, don't drop anything you want to keep" LOL Cool, that was the signal to drop things out of the bottom of the car we didn't want to keep. Fun times....

@kevinmcneill468

2 жыл бұрын

We had a Pontiac, same deal, old golf balls were the best.

@sandraimboden6660

Жыл бұрын

Mine was a 63 VW

I am crying from laughing so hard! Love listening to this man!

Just saw Jeff tonight at Encore Theatre, Berlin, OH. Fantastic and loads of laughs! Thanks for coming to this location. Will look for you the next time too. Bring Tammy and your checkbook, Jeff. She will love it here.

Great comedian. Jeff, ur extremely funny. I always end up lol watching ur skits. Thanks & God bless u for some joy!

What a relief. Tnx lolo jeff, never fail to make me laugh and be scared of my wife at the same time. 😂😂😂

IMO He's the ideal husband for a lot of woman, including me. And one of the most hilarious comedian ever came to Dry Bar. Like Gaffigan, I can listen to him over and over while doing house chores and still giggled and guffawed like the happy idiot I am. Thank you so much Sir, for the delightful laughs over the years.

Jeff is so funny! I've watched all of his shows!

He is so great!

He is so good, I've "shared" him with everyone I know!

You are my new favorite comedian!

Oh my God... I'm dying! My stomach hurts from laughing so much. This guy is so funny...he's great!

I hold my laughter or it would have been awakened the household 🤣 .

LAUGHED OUT LOUD !!!

20:36 --- I will always remember this: I could see my then 2-year old granddaughter in the other room. I started making faces and she started laughing. A short time later she walks in to where I was. She picks up a toy, looks so sweet and serious and she says "Pop, Do you know I love you?" I tear up just thinking about it. Now, she's 5. The other day, I said "Emory, do you know love you?" She rolled her eyes and said "Yessss, Pop. I know."

The funniest guy ever! I saw him at Dry bar when he performed the first time and I'm still laughing!

Jeff Allen is so funny

Jeffrey YOU ARE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN OF ALL

Thank you very much for the laughs @jeffallen...

Hope I see more of him he is hilarious

He plays the ‘curmudgeon’ character to perfection! ….and yes after 40 years…I’m a happy, happy, happy man!…. “I got on the Google…I looked up the waxy people….and talked to Meechelle…..there must have been dogs three blocks away thinking..’Another man getting waxed!” ….I was locked in”…GOLD…JUST PURE GOLD!

One of the best comedians I have ever seen

Love Jeff! His humor rocks!

This man is hilarious!

He is fantastic.... Love from Texas Jeff!

Jeff is so funny, great content 👍🤣

😂😂 i have started using the word “Frosted” because of him

Five Datelines, "We doin' alright, you and me? 😆

How could Jeff miss the best part of 10ft. tall steel slides? You can POLISH them with wax paper & make them FASTER!!!

@RandysRides

2 жыл бұрын

Or go mach 10 with a gunny sack under you. :)

@julien.4617

2 жыл бұрын

@@RandysRides Yep, and help the idiot hanging around at the bottom.☺️

@RandysRides

2 жыл бұрын

@@julien.4617 hahahaha !!!

@Harloha

2 жыл бұрын

I should've read the comments first, I just commented the same thing. 🤙🏼💯🤙🏼

@fonce9965

2 жыл бұрын

@@julien.4617 Didn't you mean: "& God help, the........... bottom? The people sliding down are supposed to kick the loose soil back into the skid ditch at the bottom as a courtesy to the next kids sliding down, But wax paper & burlap send a person flying completely over the soft landing zone onto the hard ground where many a bruised tailbone left kids STANDING for the next family meal!

Love it!

Love your work, all is like my world from yesterday. Thank you.

I don't know her but I love his wife!! 😂

Awesome 👏🏻

2:22 Happy Happy Happy!😆🤣😂

I just discovered Jeff Allen about 2 years ago, he is now my favorite comedian, although if Robin Williams was alive they would be Neck to neck 😊

I think the CIA needs to open up a few spas.. that's all I'm saying. Okay. I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

GOLD!!!

This dudes like a machine gun! I can’t breathe!

So great! 😂

And…we would take wax paper and rub the metal sliding board to go even faster! Good old days.

I will cry the first time hearing my grand daughter call me pa-pa

Thanks DBC

Funniest guy ever!

You look like Patrick from SpongeBob 😂😂😂

This man is Comedy Serial Killer…

Great belly laughs. Thank you.

He is good!

OMGaaaaaaaa Hilarious!!!😂😂

I laughed so hard I almost wet the couch 😂

Still loving it all ! Such great delivery. Still LOL !!!! :)

"Spas"?!😂 🤣😂🤣😂

He's so so funny

SO FUNNY GOD BLESS

I can see Joey Diaz vibing with this guy 🤣

Akways excellent!!!!!!

In a Christian loving way of course ….that line gets me every time

Lmao. About right.

He ended up looking like Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants. You can't make this up. rofl

Man- I heard a lot of these jokes over 10 years ago and his presentation is almost EXACTLY the same. That’s nuts.

Funny guy for sure

Code is right. On a trip, my wife asked me if I was thirsty. I said no and kept on driving. That was the wrong answer. I know now that if she asks that question, it's code for the fact that she's thirsty and I better take the next exit that leads to beverages.

Do ya wanna be right or be happy? I'm single so I can be right AND happy! If I'm walking out the door with my golf clubs and shoes. Guess what, I'm going golfing! And then I go.

@julien.4617

2 жыл бұрын

To each his/her own. Hope you don't change your mind. The pickings get kinda slim.

@thecman26

2 жыл бұрын

@@julien.4617 I'm good

@julien.4617

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecman26 Ok. Enjoy!

@ggavin9934

2 жыл бұрын

AND you get to still own everything that you've bought too. :)

@thecman26

2 жыл бұрын

@@ggavin9934 exactly

This guy is awesome and he's so non-politically correct

True

❤

I had a waitress, Chelsea. Chel- see-a. Don’t Forget that A at the end. Awesome server and got a twenty dollar tip.