Q: What do you call a smart person in America? A: Tourist

@peterkelly8357

3 жыл бұрын

Good one

@peterenola2265

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@williamquick5927

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch.

@cfh86

2 жыл бұрын

I know you probably wanted me to laugh at this, but you should have made a funny comment for me to laugh at.

@NyteMare96

2 жыл бұрын

@@cfh86 Now that comment just makes you look Salty so no, I don't expect you to laugh, I expect you to cry like the cry baby sour bish you obviously are......bahahahahahaha

"Name the 3 states of matter" "Fire, earth and sky" *Avatar the last airbender intensifies*

@jsmariani4180

4 жыл бұрын

It always matters, Sometimes it matters, it never matters.

@notwerkinginthishouse8634

3 жыл бұрын

@@jsmariani4180 English is not my main language so I've probably wouldn't understood what he had asked me lol

@jaykobwalson1941

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Bionicle.

@semi-automaticdooropened9007

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, s k y

@RobTheNotary

3 жыл бұрын

Solid liquid gas

Those answering the questions in this clip are geniuses compared to those graduating today.

@kebas239

2 ай бұрын

They can't even name a country today lol.

It's actually scary how clueless that nurse was.

What's the largest organ on human body? "Yours or mine?" 🤣

@itanmayi

3 жыл бұрын

Big brains 100

@otoolio72987

3 жыл бұрын

lukewarm you’re just jealous that you’re not as smart as he is.

@sixstanger00

3 жыл бұрын

Hi-ohhhhhh!

@capitainebonhomme1609

3 жыл бұрын

Ignorance is obviously blissful !

@capitainebonhomme1609

3 жыл бұрын

@@kunalpradhan6166 You are right Definitely not het brain !! Haha

I had a friend who got interviewed for one of these kind of shows, and he was really looking forward to seeing himself on TV because he got all the questions right. Guess what? They didn't include him. People in general really aren't this dumb, it's just that the editor cuts out anyone a bit smart so we can all laugh at how clever we are compared with the general public.

@wally19

3 жыл бұрын

captain obvious, what do you expect? it's a show...

@jtfike

3 жыл бұрын

It's like those facebook things people forward around that says "9 out of 10 people get this wrong" and it is the easiest question ever and people proudly post it thinking they are smarter than 9 out of 10 people

@miriamllamas224

3 жыл бұрын

Well done to your friend. It's a shame that, on some of these shows, there are people who can't point US on a world map 😫, never mind any other country in the world.

@ross-carlson

3 жыл бұрын

It's like some people are so stupid they don't understand how the world works. Or what makes interesting television, yet they STILL think they are bright. They (you) are wrong.

@skwozies3083

3 жыл бұрын

Not only that but it engages the system 2 thinking which gives out knee jerk reactions or snap judgements (heuristics) rather than stopping to think through the problems. Like when someone asks how many animals did Moses bring on the ark? Moses didn't bring any animals on the ark, that was Noah (never mind the fact that the story is highly dubious at best). Or if we ask if a baseball bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost? Since this question engages system 2 thinking most people get the answer wrong as they resort to the first figure that pops into their head 10 cents. But if you stop to analytically look at the question and work it out rather than be pressured to give an answer then the answer is obvious, the ball cost 5 cents and the bat is $1:05. In other words, the people being questioned giving the wrong answers are often so blindsided that they cannot think through the problem to work it out and these types of interviews are hijacking this normal human response in order to say that said people are stupid in order to make the audience feel superior. This is a very unfortunate problem in entertainment.

I'm 71 years old and it just tells me that the next generation of leaders means we're in big trouble. I while back there was a Georgia Democrat Hank Johnson, that thought if you put 8000 Marines on the island of Guam, it would capsize. Here's your sign.

Barometer measures how many bars you’ve been to over the course of a day!

Name 3 states of matter: fire, earth and sky. What is this the middle ages?

@MrTmel123

9 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@joeschultz2

9 жыл бұрын

Actually, I don't blame him. It's the kind of question many forget after school, and at least people thought those things once. I'm sure there were worse answers than his.

@stargazer7644

9 жыл бұрын

How does plasma fit in here?

@salminadampha2361

9 жыл бұрын

Is three bro or sis Solid, liquid and gas Matter is anything that has weight and occupy space

@145446ss

9 жыл бұрын

i fucking lost it from that answer could not stop laughing

- "Name the three states of matter". - "Solid, Liquid,... Solidus?" - "Close. it's Ocelot."

@deforestgregg616

3 жыл бұрын

I know how to increase the scores . Eugenics works great. One cup of eugenics per generation would dramatically increase the IQ in the world.

@reahs4815

3 жыл бұрын

Well there's at least a 4th state: Plasma

@feywildheart2878

3 жыл бұрын

@@deforestgregg616 I don't Reich that.

@offred6013

3 жыл бұрын

Rock paper scissor.

@camm668

3 жыл бұрын

+1 for your MGS reference

I always enjoyed his sidewalk interviews where he asked common sense questions and most people didn't have a clue to the answers, even when he gave them subtle hints!

@Corathor

2 жыл бұрын

You realize this is fake, right? sure these people answered wrong, but they cut out most all the people who got answers right.

My grandfather quit school when he was 16 to go to work to help his family survive. He wouldn't have been able to answer many questions out of that book, but he could rebuild the engine of a tractor, weld, butcher a whole steer or hog, run an excavator, etc, etc, etc.

@redbaron07

Жыл бұрын

Do you think any of these interviewees could do any of those tasks? _That's_ the real difference!

@richsmith7200

Жыл бұрын

Sadly, people don't appreciate these people properly. My grandfather was a fifth grade dropout from Oklahoma. He spent 32 years at a naval rework facility in Southern California, from '41 to '73. He retired as a 'Superintendent of Supervisors ' running an F4 rework/upgrade program. VIP status, Hawaiian vacations, the works. But he was always a down to earth, a country boy at heart, tons of common sense, and a handyman. We miss him.

@genespell4340

3 ай бұрын

My paternal grandpa got about three years of school. He taught himself quite a lot. He didn't have any difficulty reading the newspaper. He got promoted to foreman at the Savannah shipyard because he could read a rule, ( a six foot folding rule ). The man they hired as a foreman couldn't and someone up the chain of command just happened to come along as the "foreman" was telling my grandpa a measurement' He said a measurement in feet and however many little black marks the measurement was. That got him demoted. Grandpa was glad to have the extra money because he had eight kids.

Fire earth and sky that answer killed me

@ArsenalCLWinners-

8 жыл бұрын

can't believe he forgot water ;(

@fotticelli

8 жыл бұрын

The thing is that almost everything can be changed into gas, plasma, solids, and liquids. It depends on how much energy you subject the particles to under what pressure. These are states of the same thing - atoms.

@LeeTheGoat

6 жыл бұрын

Joel Harawa fire is not plasma

@CasaErwin

6 жыл бұрын

+Dark Zero And wind. A way out here they got a name for wind and rain and fire. The fire is Joe, the rain is Tess and they call the wind Mariah.

@heinz490

5 жыл бұрын

hmm earth wind and fire i love them

-What keeps Earth orbiting around the sun? -Gravity -Who's gravity? -Your momma's

@aaronross7146

9 жыл бұрын

shujinkoMK Whose*

@qhsperson

9 жыл бұрын

shujinkoMK That would have been a great answer.

@fzerowipeoutlover

7 жыл бұрын

Who's gravity? Deez Nuts!

@jonyface3933

6 жыл бұрын

well and tesla? no gravity, electromagnetism

@spock7945

6 жыл бұрын

THAT escalated quickly

I always enjoyed Jay's street walk questions. 😂

@GregWatson-wb8yd

Жыл бұрын

Yes!!

If the nurse's boss ever saw this clip they probably would've fired her immediately.

"When I examine myself, I worry; when I compare myself, I am assured."

@NewTestamentApostle

5 жыл бұрын

Good one!

@PetitCoronitas

4 жыл бұрын

Who is the author of this quote?

@yankee2666

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck you - and shave that stupid beard.

@umhello9962

4 жыл бұрын

Yank ee Did someone hurt you?

@annaw982

4 жыл бұрын

Whew, me too. I considered myself very average. I guess I'm a bit above. Sad though. Looking back, my mother taught me these things in our daily conversations. She only graduated high school. Mmmmm.

I wish my wife gets this close to me as the interviewer gets to these people.

@tothgabor7188

2 жыл бұрын

How wish you were here? (Fun fact: Here means in Hungarian also testicle, but you probably HEaRD about that. Check IT out, if you don't believe me and you like to(o) as well, please! :)

@ElGuapo408_

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo what? Daamn homie she already should be, if not, she’s most likely cheating or you should just leave and divorce since she’s lost interest in you 😭😭😂😂😂🤣

@TravelBug189

2 жыл бұрын

@@ElGuapo408_ I’m pretty sure he’s kidding 😂😂

@achungbengia8533

2 жыл бұрын

You should see his Car collection

@herman452

2 жыл бұрын

Try taking a bath?

It’s actually the gravitational pull of both the earth and the Sun interacting, albeit the component of the force generated by the mass of the earth is much smaller.

@wasabi7117

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing lmao

@Unknown-fq6sx

2 жыл бұрын

@@wasabi7117 The people in this vid are actually pretty smart.

@frankyounger231

2 жыл бұрын

man it`s good the sun rotates around the earth ! right ; }

@sleeknub

2 жыл бұрын

@@frankyounger231 they actually both rotate around a point that is at the center of neither (but in this case it’s pretty close to the center of the sun). In the case of Jupiter and the sun, they both orbit around a point that is between them (not within the sun itself).

@sleeknub

2 жыл бұрын

I came to say the same thing. There is also at least 4 states of matter, but I’m pretty sure a 5th was fairly recently discovered.

I'm hella proud of these kids for getting all these answers correct!

I find these videos very uplifting. these guys make me feel like I'm a member of the academy elite.

@Reavix1

5 жыл бұрын

I find these videos upsetting, because it's evidence of a serious threat to mankind, when stupidity reigns and lack of education is so evident, and nothing is being done about it....make America great again...start by educating a population of 90 % retards.....uphill battle to be sure mister trump.

@Alex1611AD

5 жыл бұрын

It means that they work on you, since they're fake.

@croakingfrog3173

5 жыл бұрын

I hope that was your sense of humor.... If not, then "academic" is the word you were looking fo.

@konrione5349

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's the point

@konrione5349

5 жыл бұрын

@@Reavix1 Don't act like modern times are an age of widespread ignorance. We live in a time when more people are educated than ever. Although I do agree with you that this video is rather upsetting and worrying.

I think if Leno found an intelligent and well informed person, they would cut out that segment; no comedy there.

@mrdictator7030

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly seems staged

@carlpen850

4 жыл бұрын

@ freewill... well they do... I'm sure there were some people who gave correct answers but I bet they didn't have to look very far for the idiots

@PureVikingPowers

4 жыл бұрын

No they keep everyone but they could never find an intelligent and well informed person

@BuIIetBiII

4 жыл бұрын

that's how these things work. Anyone they found who got the answers right would have been cut out

@matthewc3135

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously

I like the ones where he asks a little kid all the same questions at the end and he or she knows all the answers!

Jay Leno needs to come back to late night comedy

It’s shocking that the nurse didn’t know what was the biggest organ

@ELPlop

3 жыл бұрын

Whose biggest organ?

@alukuhito

3 жыл бұрын

And she wasn't even close.

@alukuhito

3 жыл бұрын

@Matej Juhás Yeah, they do.

@facecrafter1328

3 жыл бұрын

@@alukuhito Nah, they don't.

@alukuhito

3 жыл бұрын

@@facecrafter1328 In your circles.

"It's not temperature..." "It's not the speed of a car..." I love that guy, just stating random things as he's thinking.

@tedsta

2 жыл бұрын

At least he didn't say it measures baro. 😏

@MrPLC999

2 жыл бұрын

My grandson is in 8th grade in CA and he can't answer any of these questions. Well, when I was in 4th grade in NJ, I don't think I knew any of this stuff yet either.

@cyalknight

2 жыл бұрын

Kilopascals!!!

@michaeldybwad

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyalknight No, air pressure!!! kPa, Pa, bar, psi, atm, EPa, TPa, dPa etc is not answere.. Like how long is....? Meter!

@cyalknight

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldybwad Isn't a kilopascal what a barometer could measure. It measures pressure but it has various units of measurement that mean that pressure. A ruler measures length, but it can measure it in inches, centimeters or both or other units. What would you say if someone said as an answer, "In Kilopascals." I'm thinking I kind of meant it as a joke. I guess it isn't the complete answer, air pressure is what they are looking for. Inches of Mercury is probably more accurate for California or the US than Kilopascals.

"Not temperature." Yes, well done! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm from Virginia and I could answer all of those questions 100%. And when he was talking to the nurse, he actually asked what was the larges organ "IN" the human body, so that would be a trick question depending on how you count the dermal and epidermal tissue.

@TheRealQuickSilver

2 жыл бұрын

True, although it is a bit concerning that she said "the heart". I could understand someone not thinking of skin as an organ, but what about the liver or the brain? That said, apparently Lenno didn't know that the colon was an organ so he's not the most knowledgeable either

@dala5568

2 жыл бұрын

6 on the inside and 1 on the outside.

@kimt1943

2 жыл бұрын

The question should have been...” What is the largest organ OF the human body”? Still, the “nurse”should have known that one! Maybe she meant she works in a “NURSE”ry!

@troy5292

Жыл бұрын

@@TheRealQuickSilver True...heart? On both sides of the heart are the 5 lobes of the lungs, which are obviously bigger than the heart. The heart is really amazing though. What other muscle in the human body can flex at almost once a second, or more than once a second for those that do not have exceptionally great cardio? When I was in high school I played football, ran track and did martial arts, plus I was on the rescue squad. I was home on the couch one day and I fell asleep watching TV, and for some reason I checked my pulse immediately as I woke up and my pulse was down to 40 beats per minute while resting. Now I'm in my early 50's and if my heart rate dropped to 40 I'd probably pass out. Honestly though, excluding your skin, arms, legs and neck, most of the rest of your body is a conglomeration of nothing but organs, blood vessels and bone, and most of them are larger than the heart by weight and volume. Another interesting fact - people think the place you lose most of your body heat in the winter is from your head, which is incorrect. The surface area of your alveoli in the lungs is much greater than that of your skin, and with the blood vessels so close to the surface to aid in the transfer of oxygen and carbon dioxide, that is where you lose the most body heat. Richard Petty was one of the first if not the first to figure this out. Imagine driving a race car with no air conditioning in the middle of the summer on black asphalt and sitting behind a high performance engine and blazing hot exhaust pipes, on top of wearing a full body suit to protect you from fire if you get involved in a crash and the car catches on fire. It's extremely hot and taxing on the body to drive for a few hours like this, on top of fighting the steering wheel. Anyway, Richard Petty put a cooler of ice in the back of his race car and ran a tube that circulated air across the ice in the cooler and through his helmet so he was constantly breathing in cold air to help keep his body temperature down. If you get cold in the winter, cover your nose and mouth with your shirt and rebreathe some of the warm air and you'll warm up quickly. I do this at night with my covers. I run cold at night and like it a bit warmer, but my wife is the opposite and last night she had the window unit set at 63 degrees and had her legs hanging out from under the covers. Me, I was under my blanket and breathing warm air for a little heat boost before shutting down Minecraft and going to sleep. The human body is amazing...both in how tough it is and how fragile.

@papalevies

Жыл бұрын

Largest by what measure? Weight? Volume? Length? Surface area? Btw the nurse was onto something, the small intestine is about 7m, the height of a 2 floor building, and it's surface area the size of a tennis court.

"Three states of matter" "Fire, earth and sky" Noo...."Iron, metal and rock" Def sounds correct

@Leaddevo

3 жыл бұрын

its, of course, Metal Rock & Punk.

@blackbull7717

3 жыл бұрын

I was impressed, he didn´t answer Washington DC Alaska Hawaii I thought these were the states of matter...

@josephcope7637

3 жыл бұрын

Actually there are four states of matter including plasma ... plus a possible fifth one physicists are now investigating.

@Blade2323B

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackbull7717 You made me laugh man

@trevormiles5852

2 жыл бұрын

Leno should have looked at camera and gone along with it and said... Yes, you are correct. see how many letters he gets.. or not lol

The largest organ on Jay’s body is his Chin!

@spanishpeaches2930

3 жыл бұрын

made me laugh !!

@raymondo162

3 жыл бұрын

true dat is.............................

@Ascertivus

2 жыл бұрын

LMAAAOOO

@sami3231

2 жыл бұрын

should donate some to leafy

@Thursdaym2

2 жыл бұрын

Get in line with the thickies.

I always wonder: a) how many of these questions could Jay answer before this bit was developed; and b) how many correct answers did they get before they had enough wrong answers to put the bit together.

@spencertwoeightyz3383

10 ай бұрын

I always assume that these 10 people were the most entertaining out of 100s asked.

Wait, yes we all learned all those questions in fourth grade. But we were told after we passed that grade we could forget them.

@edithbannerman4

10 ай бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

barometers measure atmospheric pressure specifically not air pressure.

@ericynot

3 жыл бұрын

In fairness, the atmosphere, at least on earth, is made up of air.

@dehydratedwater9806

3 жыл бұрын

Right. A tire gauge is not a barometer.

@rigelmoon9030

3 жыл бұрын

OK. I gotta question for you. What device measures atmosheric pressure in space?

@dehydratedwater9806

3 жыл бұрын

@@rigelmoon9030 outer space has no atmosphere.

@2lotusman851

3 жыл бұрын

@@rigelmoon9030 The Moon! It varies in size like a balloon (full moon, new moon, crescent moon.), so it measures the space pressure.

Jay is leaning in so close that those interviewed are backing up feeling uncomfortable

@paulakennedy2085

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking just that - back off Jay

@sandrosadhukhan

3 жыл бұрын

They were feeling the pressure

@coryburns9161

3 жыл бұрын

Ladies don't need to have a high IQ

@tigerwoodsescalade9611

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they weren't even wearing masks either

@tigerwoodsescalade9611

3 жыл бұрын

@Sammy Covid is no joke. Are you some kind of anti masker?

When these shows were put to air who'da thunk that one day they'd end up immortalised on KZread...

"Yours or mine?" was a great comeback.

Well when you live in a society that doesn't reward intelligence this is what happens.

@kenp3L

8 жыл бұрын

+WHATS FOR BREAKFAST DAD, speaking of intelligence, you do realize, do you not, that your screen name is misspelled and mispunctuated?

@rynin8019

7 жыл бұрын

Frankly, we do reward intelligence but most of us don't care. Keep in mind that while a lot of us are dumber than I'd like, this is the worst of the worst.

@Lolerburger

7 жыл бұрын

You are genuinely daft if you think US society does not reward intelligence.

@beaconrider

7 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he could very well have come across fifty people who knew all the answers before he found these losers.

@echt114

7 жыл бұрын

You have not spent time in an American public school social environment if you think the US rewards intelligence. If you are really smart, highly motivated and stubborn enough to say fuck you to much of the culture around you, then yes, you can be highly rewarded for intelligence later in life the US. But truly rewarding intelligence means it's RESPECTED by most. And in the US it's really not. The entire entertainment/news media apparatus has been engaged for decades in a massive effort to convince Americans that being smart is "uncool" in some way.

Anybody else scared by that so called nurse???

@velez7267

7 жыл бұрын

No she is a dangerous nurse ,,

@owenlee6125

7 жыл бұрын

Christian Buczko I would be worried if she examined any part of me come out of the doctors with an arm instead of a leg and my eye balls were my testicles used to be

@GabrielAlmeida-gv3vz

7 жыл бұрын

"the heart is not an organ, it's a muscle". kill me

@alexk1682

7 жыл бұрын

No, it's one nurse of millions. Settle down.

@beaconrider

7 жыл бұрын

I am.

Jay needs to give us all those headlines he could never read on network TV

When I have a bad day and want to forget about it, I come here

Jay was my favorite of all talk show hosts. I loved his demeanor, his way with people.

@russellmooneyham3334

5 жыл бұрын

Second only to Johnny Carson

@blaws6684

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny

@stripervince1

4 жыл бұрын

Jay was much better than Johnny,truly funnier and better liked. I met him a few times at the rock store up in Malibu during weekends on motorcycles in the 1980s. Truly down to earth guy, you could go talk cars or motorcycles with him. Very funny without the sarcasm.

@blaws6684

4 жыл бұрын

Say what????

@johnsohc

2 жыл бұрын

Funniest - and clean - comic ever! Saw him live and Jay was great! Reminds me of Brian Regan.

- Where would you find chlorophyll? - Uh, probably in your toilet

@snowblind9065

3 жыл бұрын

did you see the shirt the clown was wearing...his answer should come as no suprise

@someguy999

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he eats a lot of salad.

@314rft

3 жыл бұрын

It's true if you throw leaves into the toilet.

@ardeleandan7

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he uses leaves instead toilet paper!

@keithwilson6060

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not such a bad answer considering a lot of products tout having chlorophyll in them for freshness.

MESSING WITH THESE PEOPLE MAKES YOU A GENIUS.

I hope the nurse was tripped up by the word 'in'.

Ask these kind of questions in developing countries, you won't regret

@mr.noname6109

4 жыл бұрын

Ask them 1 + 1 = ?

@justplainbrad7713

4 жыл бұрын

thesquash326 - That's a great idea, however Americans would not like to know that those they thought of as "inferior", actually knew more about the world, and it's make-up then they did. People in Brazil, or Peru, probably know more about North America then those who live there.

@ezazhusain984

4 жыл бұрын

You are indian??

@farenhite4329

3 жыл бұрын

Developing nations don’t have as much of an ability to educate its populace and I still bet that they know more than an American.

@daijirokatoh3769

3 жыл бұрын

You instead might regret 😂

Jay: What is the largest organ in your body? Woman: Yours or mine?

@boxlessthinking

5 жыл бұрын

yeah LOL. No iit's a sixth grade question.

@oscarcastelot2154

5 жыл бұрын

(Seinfeld theme starts playing)

@insukkang2272

5 жыл бұрын

Rondaive point

@Jay-vr9ir

4 жыл бұрын

If people watched The James Bond movie Goldfinger , they would know, that when the girl was painted gold, it suffocated her.

@simonyricools

4 жыл бұрын

Valid question. If his, it would be the chin.

Jay Leno Was Such A Great Tonight Show Member Excellent That Johnny Carson Picked Jay To Take His Place.

- What’s the largest organ in a human body?” NY woman: Yours or mine?😅

The man who apologized to Ohio for letting it down is really standing tall. Despite having not so big a brain, his heart seems enormous. 👏🏼

@briseboy

2 жыл бұрын

NO, his skin's enormous. --so SOON we forget . . ,

@trevormiles5852

2 жыл бұрын

Remember, being smart is not the same as knowledgably. I would hang out with that guy, He would make a good buddy. Anyone who does not take himself too seriously is ok in my book. Although I have to admit. bragging a little here. I had a drivers license when I was in 4th grade. Of course I was 16 at the time, but lets not talk about that. My therapist says to just keep it our secret.

@theoriginalcows1357

2 жыл бұрын

Don't give him such a hard time though. A scientist may be asked questions but they don't know what a barometer is because they never had to use it or learned it a long time ago. Not being able to answer this question doesn't automatically make all these people dumb ;|

@trevormiles5852

2 жыл бұрын

@@theoriginalcows1357 I have always found these abusive questions and tactics questionable. They ask these questions in fun have them sign a paper and give them a shirt or something and laugh it off. Then next think you know your a national laughing stop . That is my assessment.

@johntonguecruz2404

2 жыл бұрын

Heart doesnt mean shit. Its brains that matter.

The nurse didn't know the answer to that question and said: "Heart is not an organ". I am flat lining.

@pamilawilson8944

5 жыл бұрын

Well...actually, it originated as a blood vessel that bent in half, grew together and formed the chambers, valves and it's very own brain...all before 22 days gestation. You just wanted to know that, I bet. ;-)

@donnash5813

3 жыл бұрын

@@pamilawilson8944 My brain didn't follow all of that but my heart understood.

@raymondo162

3 жыл бұрын

leno's too stoopid to realise that question was PURE B/S

@vast634

2 жыл бұрын

The biggest organ ist the interstitium, not the skin

I miss Jay Leno. Him and Conan were my favorite. Jay Leno: Mr. Brain, Iron Jay. Conan: Walker Texas Ranger Lever. Apparently they are a tough act to follow.

@leecowell8165

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't care for Iron Jay. But Headlines were hilarious (except for Wedding names which I thought were stupid).

@benr7002

2 жыл бұрын

@@leecowell8165 yeah I liked headlines too wasn't that Monday

Thats so funny when the legend jay leno does it 😂😂❤

That nurse tho..i would not want her to give me a flu-shot. she would probably stick it in my eye.

@kingman9k

8 жыл бұрын

+Pinta Dubbs to be fair, he did say IN the human body, not ON as the question is supposed to be phrased.

@PhrontDoor

8 жыл бұрын

+Jonathon Charlsen And she'd still have gotten that wrong. Lungs, for instance are right next to the heart and each is larger than the heart. The liver is the largest. Then there's the brain. Heart would be about the fifth.

@rumelia

8 жыл бұрын

+Pinta Dubbs I know, it's like how did she even graduate!?

@saltylures

8 жыл бұрын

lol. true story I got for ya. every year my hospital forces us to take the flu shot. So the two of us go to the room they setup to give the shots. My buddy gets the 90 yr nurses that shakes like a leaf and she stuck him in his frigging neck. bro I didn't know if to laugh or what.

@FreeCpRareAccounts1

8 жыл бұрын

+Pinta Dubbs To be fair nursing is more about patient care and making them comfortable and cheerful while in the hospital; whereas if a physician couldn't answer this they probably hadn't retaken their steps in a few decades.

I wonder how many people get wrong answers because they're star struck, and on the spot. I wonder if I'd even remember my first name if Jimmy Kimmel and a cameraman walked up to be and started asking me questions about science, geography and history (stuff I'm good at because it's always interested me).

@davidyaconis7002

9 жыл бұрын

David Yaconis Props to the free sex guy for the toilet bowl remark! Also, video editing. They probably don't show the know-it-alls who get the questions right. :P

@HarryS77

9 жыл бұрын

David Yaconis I once got mugged. When the officer asked my date of birth, I gave the wrong answer and had to correct myself. It happens.

@noex100

8 жыл бұрын

+Harry Stoddard Wait... what? How did you forget your own date of birth?

@HarryS77

8 жыл бұрын

Exactly. To give another example, the first few times I ask my students to recite the note names as they play a scale they inevitably, no matter how old, forget their ABCs. The brain just gets overwhelmed when its dealing with novel complex or stressful tasks. I didn't forget my birth date and my students didn't forget their ABCs, but we both failed to accurately reproduce that information.

@ZER0--

8 жыл бұрын

+David Yaconis Yea that was probly their excuse as weel. If you we star struck then I assume you would want to impress them so I don't see it as an excuse. Also why be star struck or think others are better than yourself ?

Jay Leno was the best night time talk show host ever. Well, next to Johnny Carson... The good old days when a talk show host was funny.

He asked the nurse improperly. He said, "What is the largest organ 'IN' the human body" not 'ON" as he did when asking the other people.

@damionkeeling3103

Ай бұрын

Question should be 'what's the largest human organ'.

@DosBear

Ай бұрын

@@damionkeeling3103 I don't consider the skin to an organ anyway. Question should be why do they consider the skin to be an organ in the first place?

These don't make me feel better about myself - they just horrify me

He is such a good comedian that he simply makes asking questions very funny.

My favorite type of cloud is the cumulonimbus cloud, we don't see those often where I'm from.

Actually there are four states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, and plasma.

Jay Leno: Name the 3 states of matter. Bunker boy: person, woman, man, camera, tv.

"It's not temperature..."

@ThunderChunky101

8 жыл бұрын

William Ross I hate this kind of transparent cheating. Is that a question? Haha.

@AnarchistMetalhead

8 жыл бұрын

+Sal sean QI has a nice way of dealing with that, your answer simply gets counted as wrong if it is what you said it isn"t

"Name the three states of matter" "The three states that matter?" "No. The three sta-" "Texas, Florida, Alabama"

Jimmie Johnson doin commercials now gotta be the peak of his career

Ask these people questions about celebrities and i bet they would fucking ace it.

@hedgehog1965uk

8 жыл бұрын

+Treefrog Johnson I know, that's the truly depressing thing.

"It must be the leg" killed me. I'm typing this from heaven because I died laughing on Earth. 😂

@MikeNaples

3 жыл бұрын

That was funny. Jay should have retorted "which leg?"

@medexamtoolsdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

Then why don't I see other comments from dead people? Are they all in hell and you're the only one that made it to heaven then?

@Corathor

2 жыл бұрын

to be fair, even though she was wrong.. he also asked the question wrong to her. For her he said IN the human body, on another person he said ON the human body.

@dala5568

2 жыл бұрын

@@Corathor Love it; ‘the question was wrong’. Look at it from the perspective of there being 6 layers of skin ‘inside’ and only 1 on the outside. I’m startling to feel like a lawyer twisting words to arrive at my answer now.

@nayanmdesai

Жыл бұрын

I'm typing this from heaven......... WAIT, MR. SJW DESTROYER, DESTROYER NEVER GOES TO THE HEAVEN.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

These answers were pure classic Phlogiston!

Never got how people found jayn Leno to be so funny.

@alextrebek8293

2 жыл бұрын

its his big chin

everybody knows rainbows are caused by unicorns farting.

@tracer740

8 жыл бұрын

+William Young - but primarily, only if the unicorns are lactose-intolerant.

@gcvcodis6982

6 жыл бұрын

Wrong, its nyan cat

@paulcoy9060

6 жыл бұрын

Rainbows are created by light refracting through my Strawberry Smiggles cereal.

@adent4751

6 жыл бұрын

A rainbow is formed when light reflects of water. The water acts like a prism turning white light into coloured light

@davidgoossen113

6 жыл бұрын

Erin' go Braugh! me laddy. Rainbows are made by Leprechauns 'cause at the end of every Rainbow is a pot-o-gold.

How the fuck doesnt a nurse know what the largest organ is wtf "the heart" ......

@meganwilliams2962

8 жыл бұрын

+Jonathan Dyer I wouldn't let her take my temperature rectally....Lord only knows where the thermometer mine end up.

@kokoshneta

8 жыл бұрын

+Megan Williams Considering she thought the colon was the biggest organ… she’d probably give you a hypodermic injection if you asked her to take your temperature rectally.

@dougpfeiffer1832

8 жыл бұрын

+kokoshneta She might get prescribed Preparation H and complain later that for all the good it did her she could have stuck it up her ass.

@hedgehog1965uk

8 жыл бұрын

+Jonathan Dyer I think the question she was thinking of is "What is the most important muscle in the body?". We often forget that the heart is a muscle.

@disneyprincessintraining2725

6 жыл бұрын

Probably an act. I’m pre-nursing and even I know that skin is the largest organ. No nurse in their right mind would not know that.

I visited California once...I got asked 3 or 4 questions. I was correct on all of them...I think due to my appearance that I would not be as bright as I was...but they never aired it..even though I signed a release form..

made me laugh with surprise, and cry in sadness

I couldn't breath when he said fire earth sky LMAO

Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs? A: To keep their nuts dry.

@johnnywalker2947

5 жыл бұрын

Not the squirrel I shot when I was like 8-10 years old. That fox squirrel had bigger balls than me. If I had a camera phone at the time(they didn't exist) I would send you a picture right now. He also had bigger nuts than I had when I got my scuba diving certification (it was the opening of dear season (aka cold as f). Peeing every 5 minutes didn't bother me it was the absolutely gorgeous woman who could see my profile through my wetsuit.

@poop10I

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha Mick

@eric5906

5 жыл бұрын

Hee hee

@ImNotADeeJay

5 жыл бұрын

and what about female squirrels?

@Z4Zander

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnnywalker2947 Next program will be on spelling.You are invited deer.

Kind of proves the point when you ask how many states of matter there are as : "There's 3 states of matter" when there's actually 4 states according to classical science (plasma being the 4th) and 15 by modern standards....

Orbits around the sun... LOLOLOL🤣😂🤣

I loved these segments when Jay was on the air: never got tired

I'm 55 yo, and was a very average student. However, I knew all but one. Old school education was in much better shape back then than now. God help us!😥😣😣

@colatf2

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t know the pasteurization question, but I guess it was somebody named Pasteur

@unclecreepy4185

3 жыл бұрын

I’m curious which question you didn’t know. And yes, Louis Pasteur. He also created the rabies vaccine.

@jfq7223

3 жыл бұрын

@@unclecreepy4185 Yes, Lou Pasteur ;)

Watching this video made me feel like a genius.

When Jay said soon, he could see the future right there

There are not 3 states of matter, there are 4. Liquid, solid, gas and plasma.

@samirheble518

7 жыл бұрын

There are also other states of matter but only liquid, solid, gas and plasma are observable in every day life.

@imallearsru

7 жыл бұрын

True, but most people are not familiar with degenerate matter, quantum spin liquid, fermionic condensates and others as well as the theoretical ones. I took my que from Jay, in that, he was asking questions most educated people should have the answers for, but apparently even educated Americans don't.

@vincehgrutherford6184

7 жыл бұрын

well shit someone knows his matter (applauds)

@martimxavier9690

7 жыл бұрын

4th grade questions.

@jupiter_5604

7 жыл бұрын

Im Zebra 4th grade questions

obviously a barometer measures baroms

@weeabooshunter4759

6 жыл бұрын

it measures something measurable

@keepingitreel...8037

5 жыл бұрын

Not the temperature though. . .

@MarySanchez-qk3hp

5 жыл бұрын

LOL, that's what *I* was thinking silently... baros!

@randymarsh3432

5 жыл бұрын

barak o' baroms?

@ImNotADeeJay

5 жыл бұрын

but it's not the temperature? are you sure?

I was waiting for Leno to call that Michigan guy an older out-of-shape Sammy Hagar look-alike! LOL

Upstate New York was HILARIOUS!

That nurse not knowing the organs--scary.

@jfq7223

3 жыл бұрын

Maryland, after all.

@VengefulPolititron

2 жыл бұрын

probably know crab anatomy better

Outlaw cell phones in class and see what answers you get 10-12 years from now.

@korosuke1788

5 жыл бұрын

It's funny to read dumb people coming up with stupid explanations.

@danzervos7606

5 жыл бұрын

The children in a town in Canada was given an IQ test before television was introduced to that area. A few years after TV was available the IQ tests showed a substantial decline.

@stargazer7644

5 жыл бұрын

Cell phones didn't exist when many of these folks went to school.

I love Jay, he so eloquently makes an ass out of you!

Thanks for uploading your dad's VHS tape

At home I think these questions are incredibly easy. If I was there with a mic in my face I think I might just barely be able to correctly guess my own name.

"Three states of matter" "Fire, earth and sky" *You have mastered the intelligence element*

Here's why....50 years ago science mattered..... now, video games and social media matters....

*Thoughtful pause* "Yours or mine?" LOL!!!

Love Jay Leno. Quick fact about him. He is the undisputed champion in Bed Sheet folding 25 years on a row and retired from the competition.

And a barometer doesn't measure just any "air" pressure. It's specifically atmospheric pressure. You can't stick the thing to a Schrader valve and expect to find out if your tire is low.

@thomasmaughan4798

5 жыл бұрын

How many fourth graders know what is a Schrader valve?

@wormhandler

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasmaughan4798 Six

Oh god, that nurse....🤣🤣🤣🤣

solid, liquid, gas, plasma - 4 states of matter Also a barometer does measure air pressure but specifically atmospheric air pressure which @ sea level is The standard atmosphere (symbol: atm): a unit of pressure defined as 101,325 Pa (1,013.25 hPa; 1,013.25 mbar), which is equivalent to 760 mm Hg, 29.9212 inches Hg, or 14.696 psi absolute.

I love these. I am sure many give correct answers but these are the fun ones.

If it wasn't so sad it would be funny.

"pressure" guy was the best

I knew every answer. And technically, there are FIVE states of matter. Liquid, gas, solid, Bose-Einstein Condensate and plasma.

@tedl7538

2 жыл бұрын

Well done Ricky!