There should have been a twist ending where it turns out Ellen Brody is actually eating people and the shark is entirely in her mind.

@courtneydurham8429

8 жыл бұрын

+DarthCipient Oh my god, that would have made that whole mess fucking awesome! Chris Stuckman you must direct an alternate ending that shows this.

@WobblesandBean

8 жыл бұрын

+DarthCipient Twist: Ellen Brody is Left Shark

@artvandelay9248

8 жыл бұрын

+DarthCipient And it turns out that the husband didn't die of a heart attack, he was eaten...by Ellen.

@user-zm8ol1je8r

7 жыл бұрын

Its sad that that sounds like a better movie than what really happened 😂 (also I would 100% watch that )

@mochiasdessert

7 жыл бұрын

DarthCipient wow that makes sense she can recall the memory from the past by eating ppl....

For Jaws 5, we need Liam Neeson as the shark

@khango6006

9 жыл бұрын

"In Jaws 4, you blew up the shark. Now, the shark blows up YOU!!!" _Best tag line ever

@whiteheart747

9 жыл бұрын

***** ... I can't explain the emotions I'm feeling right now. They are not good.

@RiseOfTheKumquat67

9 жыл бұрын

The Whiteheart Do you have any idea how much money I would pay to see that?

@RiseOfTheKumquat67

9 жыл бұрын

The Whiteheart Imagine a movie with Liam Neeson in a bad Shark costume and he runs around shooting a bunch of random people. Landshark: The Resurrection Of Jaws

@whiteheart747

9 жыл бұрын

Troy Wullbrandt Somebody call Spielberg, we have a hit

"That shark killed Shaun and it killed your father!" "Dad died of a heart attack!" "He died from fear, fear of that shark!" That has to be the funniest non-comedy dialogue exchange in existence.

@transivif7634

4 жыл бұрын

''I once had a friend who was in great shape: he used to exercise all the time, he followed a healthy diet, no smoking, no drinking... and then one day, right after leaving the gym, he died...'' ''Heart-attack?'' ''No, he got hit by a truck...''

@spaceace4387

4 жыл бұрын

So the film wants us to believe that Brody was like: - "Smile you son of a bitch" - Boom, Yeah!!!!!!!!!! Woooooo! - "Open wide, say ahhhhh" - Bzzzzzzz, Zap. Wooooo! - 9 Years Later: "Oh wait, that was dangerous" --> Dies

@HEYitzED

4 жыл бұрын

Space Ace Nostalgia Critic lmao

@griselame

4 жыл бұрын

"no, it was totally breast cancer"

@TensileStrength

3 жыл бұрын

@@transivif7634 Is this from a real movie? Please tell me yes.

Jaws 5: The Shark is now stalking Ellen Brody in her nursing home. He's disguised himself as an orderly. "This time, it's personnel."

@slicktop2jz855

4 жыл бұрын

Gold.

@CaptainWaldoe

4 жыл бұрын

There's actually a 5th Jaws movie, it's called Cruel Jaws

@Axess-sv8nq

3 жыл бұрын

(knocks on nursing home door) 'Candygram!'.....'Package!'..... 'Plumber!'......

@XalesTardis

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie.......I would watch the shit out of that movie

@rosemyers2165

3 жыл бұрын

I heard that the next JAWS sequel features Mrs, Brody yet again haunted by the shark via her dreams, like A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: I also heard ..IT BITES!

Michael Cain's "Oh shit" reaction to being attacked by the shark is so amazing.

@dickterpene8697

4 жыл бұрын

Someone asked him if jaws 4 is any good

@sharkgamer9999

4 жыл бұрын

Anna Parker exactly

@HEYitzED

4 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest movie moments ever.

@coyotefever105

4 жыл бұрын

Best part

@markwalch6065

3 жыл бұрын

Died from the fear of it 🤣. Yeah ok. Surely the 🦈 would die from the fear of Brody dude took out 2 of its family members single handidly. 🦈 Should have known not to fuck with the Brody clan.

“I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.” - Michael Caine on Jaws: The Revenge

@ViddyGaming

7 жыл бұрын

Going to the oscars and receiving his award wouldn't have paid for a house

@greezykid12345

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao dude walked away n built a house LEGEND

@JamesJohnson-nm5pu

6 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo savage.

"I DON'T WANT YOU NEAR WATER!!" goes to vacation in the bahamas

@lukedstaten

4 жыл бұрын

if they went to a place like... i dunno, Wisconsin, the movie would be over way too soon.

@tonyleblanc7302

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Staten a twenty minute movie, in which the last shot would be of the remaining Brody family members driving into Wisconsin, would be better than the actual movie.

@DrDolan2000

3 жыл бұрын

It makes more sense if you open your mind eye

@rosemyers2165

3 жыл бұрын

One day, an idea may be proposed to the studio for a JAWS sequel that features a geriatric Ellen Brody being terrorized by a great white shark at a low security Leisure World that has an Olympic size swimming pool.

@rosemyers2165

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukedstaten No. they would do what the last director did and make the film revolve around all the surrounding melodrama, in this case, it would be a Road Film about their traveling Way up North Wisconsin. With an occasional burst of rubber shark , now cgi most likely, once every 15 minutes or so, as it prowls beneath the ice awaiting the Brody Brood arrival.

The Michael Caine reaction made me cry from laughing. "What the fuck is Michael Caine doing in this movie?"

@robertmcelwaine7024

2 жыл бұрын

His reaction was him realizing what a piece of shit he agreed to star in.

@mE-zx7pt

10 ай бұрын

I remember reading an article many years ago about how Michael Caine would agree to star in anything & didn't care too much about scripts.

@zachhaywood1564

19 күн бұрын

​@@mE-zx7ptIt was right. He was in a Steven Seagal movie, FFS.

Interviewer: "Have you actually seen Jaws The Revenge?' Michael Caine: "No, but I have seen the house it bought me in Barbados!" FREAKING GOLD!!!

@spcsongparodycentral4612

4 жыл бұрын

In school i had to watch micheal caine talk about acting for the camera. He's weird. He spends 40 minutes talking about eyelashes. At least he has a good house for him to talk about eyelashes in.

@INeedYouToBreathe

4 жыл бұрын

@@spcsongparodycentral4612 then watch michael caine, morgan freeman and alan arkin video on wired channel. It's hilarious how they fall asleep when he talks and talks and talks

@kimberlyhaines107

4 жыл бұрын

Sylwia Skolarczyk I still love him though. I remember when “Going Out in Style” - or “Going in Style” as I can’t remember exactly which title is correct - (which I later learned was a remake) came out around my birthday (January can be hit or miss with what they release :/), and so I asked to go see it. I’m so glad I did because on screen they have great chemistry - in my opinion at least. They’re among my favorite actors, and I think I was the only one in their 20s 🤣, everyone else in the theater (including my parents) were senior citizens. And as weird as Michael Caine is, at least he’s up for doing crazy roles - like he was amazing in the first “Kingsmen” movie (still think the movie is better than the comic - though Mark Hamill appears in some sense in both iterations). But I think my mom picked up his autobiography (at least I think Caine wrote it himself, or at least interviewed for it), but no matter what you still kind of love him. He’s like that one family member who occasionally has no filter, and you wonder how many of his stories are true - in a good way. But THANK GOD for those 3 doing that movie together. I think it came out January 2017, and that November I had a (former) friend give me undiagnosed PTSD (as well as no one realizing I had Borderline Personality Disorder), plus I had weight loss surgery that summer before shit went down. So naturally you can’t eat as much, and my anxiety disorder I also have makes it to where I just throw up anything I eat, or can’t eat or sleep at all. Less than a year after my surgery I lost 160 lbs, and was in hospital for 7 weeks (2 of which was the doctors waiting for me to die with a less than a 40% chance survival rate) with liver and then respiratory failure that would have killed me immediately had I not been in a hospital. Thank God I was at a specialist hospital (with rooms better than a lot of hotels, and every patient had a private room and bathroom larger than a lots of peoples’ apartments, with a GIANT flat screen TV to watch cable and movies. I just watched those 3 in “Going Out in Style” probably 5+ times in hospital alone. But now I wish I had known about that interview then - because for those 2 or 2.5 weeks when I was nearly dead - that would have been hilarious to watch. Especially because I hallucinated near constantly for 2+ weeks, and that would have been like some amazing fever dream to distract me from the 4 - 6 machines I was hooked up to. Because my mind made the movie trippier than it already was, and it was magnificent because I think my mind created scenes that weren’t - like the length of the movie constantly changing 🤣. Better than watching the lag in “Frozen” so that the dialogue didn’t match with the characters’ lips in quite a few scenes. I missed that wonderful magic once the hallucinations stopped, and the movie went back to being fairly “normal”...

@furiousfemmeyazeth3362

4 жыл бұрын

@@kimberlyhaines107 Hehe I'm glad you made it through :3, and I hope you're doing well ^^. But yeah, I do agree I really liked Caine in Kingsmen. That has got to me one of my favourite, over-the-top, absurdist action movies and I loved every moment of it hehe

@kimberlyhaines107

4 жыл бұрын

Rei of the Amaryllis Eh, I’m okay. I have a back injury that I’ve had for 5 years now that’s just getting worse, and I think it’s messing with a nerve in my back that causes Tourette’s like episodes if the pain gets bad. And none of my family bothered to actually call me on my birthday, and barely any friends did until like 6 o’clock AT NIGHT. So I spent the day crying myself to sleep in bed. So yeah... I remember seeing the movie in theaters, and it was so glorious - and was happy I found the original comic at Barnes and Noble, and boy they hardly resemble each other (I think the movie is better story wise). I still have to watch the sequel, I can’t remember when exactly it came out in theaters - if it was when all that shit was happening to me, or it was before and I just missed it for some reason. I have it on Blu-ray though. And I did see Taron as Elton John in “Rocketman” when it came out in theaters, and honestly he should have been nominated for an Oscar. He did all the singing in the film (and some minor stunt work since they weren’t HUGE stunts), and he and Elton have become best friends having worked on 2 movies together 😆.

Jaws 5 - IN SPACE!!

@pigster4808

7 жыл бұрын

and takes place during Halloween

@linkthepringlesman3951

7 жыл бұрын

On Friday the 13th. Yes, Halloween is on the 13th, don't question it.

@gavinhebert27

7 жыл бұрын

Dariush Asadi lets kickstart this

@badrequest5596

7 жыл бұрын

already exists. it's called sharknado lmao

@downwiththethiccness6715

7 жыл бұрын

JAWS V JASON

Jaws 5: Sharks Wiith Frickin' Laser Beams

@tristanhartup4936

4 жыл бұрын

Attached to their heads

@RKDriver

4 жыл бұрын

Jaws 5: JawsNado!

@ambergriffin2512

4 жыл бұрын

Al Pacino wtf

@pistol71

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@spencerdecker5296

4 жыл бұрын

You get it

In an interview Michael Caine said he only did this film so he could pay for a holiday home for his mother🤣🤣

@mrsx7944

3 жыл бұрын

Now it all makes sense.

@zachhaywood1564

19 күн бұрын

He's admitted to doing a lot of movies simply for the paycheck, no matter how bad they were.

The roar that the shark emits is from Tom And Jerry. ....... They used a roar sound effect from a fucking kids cartoon

@InfernoScorpion14

8 жыл бұрын

Before that it was in the 1970's King Kong.

@cynthiacedillo2950

8 жыл бұрын

InfernoScorpion14 Tom And Jerry was made in the 50's And 60's, dude.

@TayDays1128

7 жыл бұрын

Cynthia Cedillo he's talking about a specific episode,though.

@dominikdomazet2861

7 жыл бұрын

Cynthia Cedillo So you watched Walkers review

@LinkMarioSamus

7 жыл бұрын

Cynthia Cedillo Apparently you can hear the exact same roar in the first movie, as the shark is sinking after Brody shoots it.

Michael Caine's best line: Ahh Shit!!

@whatshisname3304

6 жыл бұрын

you have no balls either

@dcarterm8371

6 жыл бұрын

robert smith no u

@thatguywith1millionsubscri31

6 жыл бұрын

Supermovies yes

@Marchew1200

5 жыл бұрын

Supermovies i laughed so hard when i saw it

Jaws 1: one of the greatest movies of all time Jaws 4: dumpster fire that roars like a lion

@33dbz

4 жыл бұрын

Jaws 2: an alright sequel Jaws 3: not very good with very bad “3D“. But at least it can be unintentional funny at times and is no where near as bad as jaws 4

@DrRAZI99

4 жыл бұрын

That tells you what a great director spielberg is

@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747

3 жыл бұрын

@33dbz I agree, 3D is a stupid fucking movie but still widely entertaining. The Revenge is just awful and boring.

@nathanslay6342

3 жыл бұрын

Jaws is one of the greatest movies ever

@babybird871

3 жыл бұрын

I thought all the sequels were awful...

Never forgot that Back to the Future made fun of this movie: Jaws 19, this time it's really, REALLY personal

@DrDolan2000

3 жыл бұрын

"The shark still looks fake"

@Howlingburd19

3 жыл бұрын

Back to the Future (1985) came out before Jaws: the Revenge (1987)

@icdisney1964

3 жыл бұрын

@@Howlingburd19 they actually reference it in part 2, so I probably should have said that 😅

@mudgatebronn4438

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda ironic since back to the future was also hilariously bad

@axelnilsson5124

3 жыл бұрын

@@mudgatebronn4438 it’s considered one of the few franchises that doesn’t have bad installments it’s not bad in any sort of way

What they need to do for Jaws 5 is have Ellen die a few months after Jaws: The Revenge. They have the funeral and Michael's like "She died of fear." ☠

@brendanforester4601

5 жыл бұрын

@@cinematastic1814 Exactly.

@johngalush8790

5 жыл бұрын

how clever

It roared like a lion - Chris Stuckmann 2015

@charlieflint1161

8 жыл бұрын

Are you one of the guys doing this in one of Jeremy Jahns videos?

@supermovies4625

8 жыл бұрын

No. Why??

@charlieflint1161

8 жыл бұрын

Lol, because people were doing tons of those comments on one of his videos

@kimwells4284

8 жыл бұрын

+Remy "Gambit" LeBeau *"It roared like a fucking lion."* ;) haha

@kimwells4284

8 жыл бұрын

+Remy "Gambit" LeBeau *"It roared like a fucking lion."* ;) haha

From a deleted scene from Jaws 2 - “Sharks don’t roar like lions, chief”

@axelnilsson5124

3 жыл бұрын

Another deleted scene: sharks don’t have psychic connections with the wife of shark killers

The shark was probably sick of being depicted as a fin in previous films and had its agent demand full on close-up shots in this one. To hell with suspense!

Jaws 5 should be in space.

@CloudFreedomFighters

8 жыл бұрын

+Josh Beatty Sharknado 3 would like to have a word with you pmsl

@thejawalord3169

8 жыл бұрын

Fine. "Jaws X: ROBOTIC SHARK FROM HELL NOW IN SPACE. "Better?

@111highgh

8 жыл бұрын

+XJawa LordX Jaws takes Manhattan.

@thejawalord3169

8 жыл бұрын

Jaws Takes Manhattan will be a prequel taking place in the 30's

@jasonjoseph6497

8 жыл бұрын

oh my god that's the funniest thing I've ever heard

Jaw 2 - sharks don't take things personally 💑 Jaw 4 - now it's personal 🦈 Me - 💀

@ZOOWEEMAMA-gb7ey

5 жыл бұрын

The shark in jaws 4 was the child of the sharks in jaws 1 and jaws 2, the shark in jaws 3 was the daughter of the shark in jaws 4. It’s hard to explain but in the novel of jaws 2 the shark from jaws 4 came out of the shark from jaws 2 when she was being electricuted so i guess it was personal because his family was dead

@wednesdaygeckok.7899

5 жыл бұрын

Its personal to Ellen...

@dickterpene8697

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZOOWEEMAMA-gb7ey Still fuckin ridiculous

@random_meta

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZOOWEEMAMA-gb7ey lol

@TheSectric

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZOOWEEMAMA-gb7ey Sharks dont work that way though. Its absolutely stupid.

As abysmal as Jaws: The Revenge was, I think it should be saved for future filmmakers; as an example of how NOT to make a movie.

"This time it's personal" would have made sense if it had been one of the Brody kids who became obsessed with killing the shark and sought revenge for his father's/mother's/brother's death.

" I’ve always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I’ve dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy." W...T...F

Jaws 5: Earth-Shark (A shark that burrows through grounds) Jaws 6: In Space (Self-explanatory) Jaws 7: Afterlife (Martin Brody meets the Shark in Heaven) Jaws 8: Air Shark (A flying shark) Jaws 9: Meeting the X-Men. (Because of its amazing psychic abilities) Jaws 10: Retribution (Little pieces of the shark that was killed comes back and tries to eat the family again) And *please* do hilariocity reviews on Troll 2, Manos: the Hands of Fate, Birdemic, Catwoman, and Superbabies: Baby Genius 2

@ahums16

8 жыл бұрын

+Emperor Palpatine I laughed harder and longer at this than I should have XD And technically, the beast in Tremors is kind-of an Earth-Shark :3

@TheDayGhost

8 жыл бұрын

Jaws 11: In Da Hood Jaws 12: Back 2 Da Hood

@emperorpalpatine7149

8 жыл бұрын

***** Still better than Jaws 4.

@benhvt14

8 жыл бұрын

+Emperor Palpatine Jaws 13: Barely Legal Jaws of Steel, the Porn Parody

@emperorpalpatine7149

8 жыл бұрын

Ben Hanna 50 Scales of Grey

I love it when Michael Caine nonchalantly says ‘Ah shit’ when the Shark attacks him. If only Robert Shaw could have had that reaction just before he was killed

If the Jaws franchise has taught me anything it's that sharks are highly explosive

They took the roaring sound effect from a Tom and Jerry cartoon. True story.

@richardeastwood160

9 жыл бұрын

Really xD

@TheSouthsboy14

8 жыл бұрын

Yeh the nostalgia critic also mentioned it

@henrytownshend1475

8 жыл бұрын

+Tim Jordan Yeah, i remember.

@dredrums3489

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah.... they did

@celstacker22

6 жыл бұрын

In truth, the funniest use of this particular sound effect I'd witnessed was in a particularly corny episode of "Knight Rider" where Michael's twin, Garth (also portrayed by multi-talented David Hasselhoff) perishes in the ocean with his killer semi truck. (I'm sure many of you must see that crap now.) My ongoing question, did Garth roar, or was it the *truck*??

“Despite his family constantly being attacked by sharks...” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

18:08 “The shark blows up, it blows up for no reason!!!! It blows up…. Oh my God…. 😳😃….” Chris’ delivery here is the best part of his whole reaction to this movie.🤣🤣🤣🤣

The shark on Jaws the Revenge is a Sith Lord. That explains everything.

@MediaLoverChris02

4 жыл бұрын

BLOODY POND LIVES Jaws 4: The Revenge of the Sith

@MRHEY

4 жыл бұрын

Sith Lords are our speciality

Whose idea was it to make Jaws (a beautiful masterpiece) into a franchise?

@greg-nt7ue

9 жыл бұрын

Michael Bay

@arayofhope5203

9 жыл бұрын

Adrian Meza Whose^

@baku5817

9 жыл бұрын

The Dark Knight :( oh no its the grammar Nazi. I swear it won't happen again.

@arayofhope5203

9 жыл бұрын

Adrian Meza it's^

@Clubs_88

9 жыл бұрын

$$$$$$$$$

I did some research on this movie and when they published a novelization of this movie (yes, that really happened), the novel said the shark was being controlled by a voodoo woman who wanted revenge on the Brody family for some wrong doing they did to her. But the movie cut that out, because they wanted to focus it on the shark. Honestly...there are no words...

@JBthree24

5 жыл бұрын

Cj Kalandek Alex l’s mom

@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi

5 жыл бұрын

Just when I thought this couldn’t get any crazier

@TrackpadProductions

5 жыл бұрын

That's fucking stupid. But it does actually make more sense than the plot of the film. It kind of explains away some of the stupider plotholes and narrative nonsense

@Abraksas112

5 жыл бұрын

@@TrackpadProductions Isn't it amazing how a silly plot that was cut out would've made way more sense than the final plot? But yeah, it definitely would've explained a lot.

@kevindavis296

2 жыл бұрын

It's a voodoo MAN not woman. He curses Micheal and then Ellen and Thea which the main hex is controlling the shark to get The Brodies.

The son saying hes been thinking about having sex with an angry welder since he was a child, that just destroyed me. Who writes such a line?! 🤣

Jaws 5 already happened: Sharknado

@Roarrior.

4 жыл бұрын

Theres jaws 11 (because of sharknado 7)

@bigtravis6159

4 жыл бұрын

Sharknado is good

@Bjork4s

3 жыл бұрын

Sharknado made Jaws The Revenge look like a masterpiece

Michael Cain’s reaction to the shark is the same reaction that everyone had when this movie advertised

@jman9936

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh shit"

Love these, please keep on making them :-)

@MrGetownedLP

9 жыл бұрын

XISUMAAAA

@TheMoMoBigGC

9 жыл бұрын

is it annoying that every time you make a comment you get OMG XSUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@loganwheaton3065

9 жыл бұрын

Yay, two of my favorite youtubers!

@tigasanto

9 жыл бұрын

xisumavoid omg! xisuma love you :D

@Emily232

9 жыл бұрын

u r so amazing i absolutely LOVE ur videos SO much dude also btw wat does uhc stand 4 im not sure : |

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL when he describes the Roaring of the shark I nearly died

Not only did the shark follow them, but got as quickly as a freaking plane!

@haroldb1856

Жыл бұрын

It stowed away on the plane.

@robtech341

Жыл бұрын

@@haroldb1856 Ah insider stuff, well done!

@datsapaddlin

10 ай бұрын

They would have been back home by the time the Shark made it over there making it even more furious 😂

This movie made me root for the shark.

@supermovies4625

8 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@spcsongparodycentral4612

4 жыл бұрын

I always root for the evil animals: jaws, cujo, the xenomorphs, the quiet place creatures, the cloverfield monster, king kong, godzilla, the birds in bird-demic etc.

@beckettmaffei

3 жыл бұрын

(A) that has nothing to do with the comment or the video, you're essentially just trying to start conflict. And (B) FUCK no. This movie is a cinematic disaster. The Last Jedi is awesome. Al Pacino, shut up.

@summer7034

3 жыл бұрын

@@spcsongparodycentral4612 Honesty me too. When it comes to monsters films. I always root for the monster.

@halaand8190

3 жыл бұрын

@@summer7034 but i am sad when the beautiful girls dies man lol

The ending with the shark being stabbed and the gobs of blood actually was the theatrical edition, then they changed it on home video. I know this because I'm old enough to have seen Jaws the Revenge in theaters as a kid and I remember being confused when I saw it again on video and the ending was completely different. Mario Van Peebles dies theatrically as well.

@Joedoriamusic

6 жыл бұрын

This is true

@floridaturtleark4914

6 жыл бұрын

Yup it us

@analystzorncasteel3047

6 жыл бұрын

The movie I saw at the theater the shark exploded.

5:58 His reaction to Michael Caine being in this movie was my exact reaction to Anya Taylor Joy in The Playmobil Movie.

The shark knew they were going to The Bahamas because he checked with the Brody's travel agent.

"It roars like a lion!" that's where I cried laughing. This hilariocity is the funniest one so far and I can't wait until the next one comes out!

@robertbrunner847

9 жыл бұрын

I like how Chris is 'loosening up' I guess? I don't know he just seems to be having a lot more fun than usual with these kinds of things, its honestly great to see.

@gefelice

9 жыл бұрын

Robert Brunner exactly. The funniest parts are when Chris honestly cringes

@Justmyhandle

9 жыл бұрын

gefelice What really doesn't make sense in the original's ending is the death groan the shark gives as it's sinking to the depths (the same sound used during the killer trucker's death in Duel) after its HEAD WAS BLOWN UP.

@whittynene

9 жыл бұрын

The shark is constipated

Like, a, fucking, lion! lol

@venicemackay9244

8 жыл бұрын

oh my god it worse than troll 2

The shark sounds like Godzilla but he’s been smoking for a year

I've watched this Hilariocity review a few times during quarantine, and it brings me so much joy. So funny how bad this franchise got with Jaws 3 and especially Jaws 4.

Look, shark DIDN'T blow up for no reason. Movie was so bad that, after the lion-growling, even the shark just finally said "Fuck it, I'm done, that's it!" and willingly self-destructed.....:)

"I had to sacrifice myself, it kept coming, there was nothing else we could do..." ...Just fucking move somewhere far away from a beach.

@MioRaem

8 жыл бұрын

+Brooke Jones But then there would be "Jaws 5" - Back with a Vengeance" where the shark shows up on their farm and cornfield property somewehre in Kansas inside a huge aquarium that a random trucker delivers there because apparently he had a dream that he should do it.

@Zombieguy1987

6 жыл бұрын

xD the best plot ever

I actually went with my grandmother to see this in a theater when I was 12. It was the original version that has the shark simply get empaled and sink with half the ship and Mario Van Peebles stays dead. I remember people applauding at the ending 🙄. The best part for me was that we decided to sneak into another theater and see Robocop after that.

You do the "wtf look" REALLY well, hysterically well....

Jesus Christ your pause after "This specific shark came for him" made the joke about 1000 times funnier! I was about to cry with how hilarious that was!

"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder" 😂😂

@mooseyman74

4 жыл бұрын

Mig too

@fluffybunny3178

4 жыл бұрын

maybe he should have been in flash dance instead

@RY-fe3rt

4 жыл бұрын

😂 haven't we all?!

Just rewatched this silly spectacle earlier today. 🦈

@horrorfanandy4647

3 жыл бұрын

God help ye.

@karenhall4645

2 жыл бұрын

I saw this movie once and tried to watch it again when a Jaws marathon was on one weekend. It sat on my DVR for a month before I decided that I just couldn't do it and deleted it.

@mrcosmo3973

2 жыл бұрын

Jaws 1 best of all time classics watching the second one

"you're only supposed to blow the bloody fins off" - Michael Caine.

Jaws 5: The Super Quest for Revenge. In this movie, Bruce the Shark and Nuclear Man battle it out to see who gets to help Lenny Luthor (John Cryer) outwit Superman (Johnny Knoxville) to become King of Metropolis!

"The shark .... followed them from New York to the Bahamas..................................." #hilarious :)

@griffinwentz5982

6 жыл бұрын

Carl Wilson Massachusetts actually

@jorgepagan2605

5 жыл бұрын

NEW ENGLAND!!!!!!!!! AMITY IS IN NEW ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@rowlandbuck2703

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. And made it there in just a few days too,

@bassliveevil

5 жыл бұрын

@@jorgepagan2605 I was gonna say that as well

@Nahhmah

5 жыл бұрын

It's not that far...sharks swim farther than that.

Michael caine was asked "why did you do Jaws the revenge?". He answered "That movie paid for a million pound house in Spain" Nuff said Michael.

@cosborne06

3 жыл бұрын

There’s like 100 different versions of this story in the comment section

Imagine walking into a double feature of this and Battlefield Earth having never heard of either, you would probably have a good case for a lawsuit.

Your pauses are EVERYTHING. This movie is absolute fun to tear apart and you did it with such great venomous glee.

Who's Michael Caine? His name is Alfred.

@TheLegitGamer-sz6kh

6 жыл бұрын

Shashank Laur I seriously hope you're joking

@arizonaFIREent

6 жыл бұрын

Shashank Laur ummm no his name is Nigel Powers

@HorrorKid101VampiresLive

6 жыл бұрын

TheLegitGamer 3112 boi, have you ever seen the Dark Knight Trilogy

@smithfan22

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Gough is my Alfred

@whatshisname3304

6 жыл бұрын

he s harry palmer

Rip in peace Judith barsi, though.

@HEYitzED

4 жыл бұрын

Saddest story ever. :(

@matthillegas3099

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I didn't even know about that until very recently. RIP. So sad. It's like Poltergeist. It's so hard to watch, knowing what you know.

@Xphantomgamer

4 жыл бұрын

Ik being murdered by your father just horrible….......

@kimberlyjohnson2147

3 жыл бұрын

We named our puppy after her and her character from land before time Ducky Judith

@gen0cider

3 жыл бұрын

"Rip in peace"

C'mon Chris, everyone knows exploding sharks are the new normal.

@crashy_domino

4 жыл бұрын

Also sharks roaring is also the new normal dont forget that.

As a child I mistakenly bought all Four!!! Yes All Four( Jaws and Jaws 2 being the best) Jaws films and I watched them all... Multiple times, especially the 4th, I have never been able to live with my self since then

@krhodes866

9 жыл бұрын

***** we both do... but at least I got the good one!

@krhodes866

9 жыл бұрын

***** thanks I still watch the 3rd to just laugh

@handsomejack7298

9 жыл бұрын

I also bought all the jaws movies in the set when I was around 7 or 8 wow I actually liked revenge as a kid I was so wrong at least 1 and 2 are good

@krhodes866

9 жыл бұрын

Handsome Jack that's all that matters

@takmaps

9 жыл бұрын

Im sure you can just go back to the past and change that :)

"So we're watching the movie, and things are happening, a- WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

Jaws 5: In Space This Time Its Personal

Universal: “Where are you going?” Jaws 4 plotline: “Nowhere!”

"The Revenge" wasn't on the characters... It was on the audience.

@raymondjones7423

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need to get out of this comment section ...my stomach can't take it lol

@DrDolan2000

3 жыл бұрын

For what? Shitting on Jaws 3D?

@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE

3 жыл бұрын

So true.

Why are there multiple Jaws movies? I mean, the movie wrapped everything up and we didn’t need any more movies. Maybe a single sequel was ok, but four? That’s just a dumb idea.

@TF2CrunchyFrog

5 жыл бұрын

It's the shark mafia seeking revenge.

@cookingsauce8274

5 жыл бұрын

Bc money

@navruk5386

5 жыл бұрын

Replace the 'a' in Jaws with an 'e' and you'll have your answer

@R-Lee-

5 жыл бұрын

Jews, love, money.

@craigcode7103

5 жыл бұрын

@@navruk5386 now that's funny!

The mothers fear reminds me of the short story The Colomber,from italian writer and journalist Dino Buzzati,where a man is bound from his fathers irrational fear of a mythical sea creature that stalks his family.

6:37 C’mon man, Harrison Ford would be ashamed!.... Harrison Ford is the man!” Oh Chris. I love you buddy.

@gkroll8467

Жыл бұрын

Theater version it was just impaled and she haves Vietnam flashbacks

Simple solution, this family should move to Arizona 🤔

@skullnbonez6808

5 жыл бұрын

The shark would hitch-hike there lol

@mojosodope45

4 жыл бұрын

Sand sharks

@unholyperiodza5442

4 жыл бұрын

Tremors

@simonwells733

4 жыл бұрын

Tremors!!

@MrGloriousg

4 жыл бұрын

By this time the shark would evolve into a Land Shark like in that old SNL skit.

Maybe the shark just rang up some buddy of his in the Bahamas and was like, "Look this bitch is coming down there, I want you to put a cap in her ass alright." They're all friends, right? I mean, how else do they know to keep going after the Brody family.

@Radarfilms100

8 жыл бұрын

The shark roared like a fucking lion... I don't think we need to look for logic in this shit

@alanfalleur6550

8 жыл бұрын

RadarFilms But there is no denying the logic: Psychic sharks are the only explanation. I think the roar sounds more like King Kong in the old 70s movies by the way.

My favorite hilariocity, and I come back to rewatch it regularly

@mrsx7944

3 жыл бұрын

Same. It's entertaining.

I've been catching up and watching all the Hilariocity reviews. I hope you keep going and do more. These are great! Just subscribed to the channel.

I guess they... *puts on sunglasses* Jumped the shark!

@PhantomShadow224

8 жыл бұрын

Yeeeaaaahhhh!! 😎🛥

@Echoingdolphin

8 жыл бұрын

+Fredrik Lind ba dum chsssssss!

@alonsoarana5307

8 жыл бұрын

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@THEGOFER615

8 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@DariusFrench6273

5 жыл бұрын

🎼We won’t get fooled again 🎼

Am i the only person that finds these hilarocitys rewatchable like all of them

@spider-manps4

5 жыл бұрын

Raymond peters me too

@ChelseaAllen420

5 жыл бұрын

You aren’t alone. I rewatch these constantly.

@karenhall4645

3 жыл бұрын

I rewatch them. Sometimes you just need a good laugh.

@Andor2022

3 жыл бұрын

Me tooo ..I laugh every time so much 😂😂

@alb2654

3 жыл бұрын

Same! Jaime French also does the same kind of series, but she does her makeup while she does her reviews. More for chicks, but I highly recommend!

That last time he said that the shark growled like a lion cracked me up so bad

I love rewatching this review! At least twice or more a year.

I just had to say that this is one of my absolute favorite reviews from you--you've sequenced each point perfectly, and the flashbacks to Siskel & Ebert's discussions were great. It truly is hilarious how excruciating this film is--the map showing the perfect straight line the shark, possessed of some Lassie-level sonar, traveled to follow the Brodys--a great touch. I get good laughs anytime I see this.

That JAWS "Lion Roar: is/was used A LOT in 1980's cartoons,I recognize it from MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE among other cartoons.

@bryanketler9354

8 жыл бұрын

Sounds like King Kong.

@thomaslucock1684

7 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing it come from an original Tom & Jerry episode... coming from Jerry...

@Zeburaman2005

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that roar is the equivalent of the "Wilhelm scream" for monsters and wild animals in movies and cartoons. I am pretty sure I've heard it in a couple of monster movies from the 1960s.

@chuchan3989

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like when Jerry roared at rage at Tom for hurting his little nephew in that one Tom and Jerry cartoon.

@jpsned

3 жыл бұрын

Also used in the TV show "The Munsters" for their pet dragon Spot. 🙂

Chris love your videos! Reviews of old and new movies, hilariocity- everything!

This is the best thing I've seen in a while. Thank you for the laughs!

Dear Shark, Why u always lion?

@canadavatar

5 жыл бұрын

He might answer you with a deadly bite...

Dude, they obviously got back to land because the grandma used her powers to contact a good shark to give them a ride. I'm waiting for them to make a movie that ties them into the DC cinematic Universe because I honestly feel like she could be related to Auquaman somehow.

The Shark followed them from NYC to the Bahamas..damn near wet myself.

Saw this in the theater when I was a kid. Original ending in our theater was the impaled shark sinking...not the blown up shark. Mario Van Peebles did not come back to life in the theater. Always thought it was dumb to let him live....along with everything else.

Great White Sharks can actually look out of the water. There's been many reports of people turning around on surf boards and seeing one of those scary bastards looking at them lol

@lebronjame2016

6 жыл бұрын

MrDayDay112 really?that's pretty cool!

@JeromeViolist

6 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad I live in a land locked state.

@tydyman2003

5 жыл бұрын

I just imagine them saying hey and then go back into the water

@kittyhawk9707

5 жыл бұрын

bit late for a reply ..but that comment is awesome ..but the image it portrays scares the shit out of me ..urrrgh

@michaelscaccia1454

5 жыл бұрын

@@kittyhawk9707 look up GWS Spy hopping. That's what happens when they put their heads above water. You could look up breaching as well that's when they fully jump out of water

"This is the fourth movie, they're running out of ideas." *cough* Transformers *cough* *cough*

That roar by the way was used in Tom and Jerry (Jerry roars exactly like this when Tom hit the baby mouse, don't know the episode, but it was way better, than Jaws), so... yeah I laughed my ass off even more knowing this. I just want someone edit them together, Jerry and Jaws roaring at each other.

I wish more people took the seemingly English reaction to crap like this. Michael Caine famously said of the film, "I haven't seen it, but I've seen the house it paid for and it's gorgeous." Warren Ellis, comic writer whose had several books adapted VERY inaccurately was once asked at a convention how he felt about the interpretations, leaned back in his chair and just started laughing before saying, "They paid me SO MUCH MONEY!!!"

15:00; "Oh shit, I'm in Jaws 4!"

"the guy who would not be afraid of sharks....would be the one who killed 2 already" AhahahahahahhHahh I was highly amused at that comment

@paulallen8109

5 жыл бұрын

Brody wasn't even afraid of the water anymore. At the end of Jaws when him and Hooper swim the make-shift raft to shore he says:"I used to be afraid of the water, I can't imagine why now." Ergo he faced his own fear of water by defeating this monster shark while at sea. HOW would he die from *fear* ?? Jaws 4 can't get anything right.

@brendanforester4601

5 жыл бұрын

@@paulallen8109 Exactly right!

THIS is why I love KZread. 7 years after this was uploaded, it brightened my day from out of nowhere by popping up in my recommendations.

Love your reviews Chris articulate funny. And great free content :D

Still waiting on that Vampire’s Kiss hilariocity review, Chris.

@spcsongparodycentral4612

4 жыл бұрын

Chris must have misfiled it in his to do list. But wait! How could that be??? HE NEVER MISFILED ANYTHING!!!!!! NOT ONCE!!!!!! NOT TIME!!!!!!!

@DrDolan2000

3 жыл бұрын

So am I

@tezmard3003

3 жыл бұрын

You have to do it, you have to or I’ll fire you

You never reviewed Vampire's Kiss!

@looonspace5284

6 жыл бұрын

Still waiting...

@c28baby

5 жыл бұрын

I was going crazy trying to find it!

@raymondpeters778

5 жыл бұрын

Can you please review vampires kiss

@improbablyyourdad8458

5 жыл бұрын

palbo4 4 years later and It still hasn't happened

@AhmedDaYoutuber

4 жыл бұрын

2020 Still Waiting..

Michael has fought off sharks and aliens! No wonder the star league recruited him

11:39 This had me cracked😂😂