You should mail Clarkson his book Back 😂😂

@phantomechelon3628

4 жыл бұрын

Or mail it to Hammond.

@Robert-nh1rv

4 жыл бұрын

@@phantomechelon3628 both the same arent they?

@LegendFromWoW

4 жыл бұрын

That'd be amusing.

@thetessellater9163

4 жыл бұрын

Tear a handful of pages out, then leave it in the toilet for him to see.

@ziyaadjamil2324

4 жыл бұрын

Mail Hammond an iPod with Genesis music on it

Clarkson book at the end lol

@IanBiko

4 жыл бұрын

haha :DDDD

@Bruningable

4 жыл бұрын

:-D

@joshualaw375

4 жыл бұрын

Best part tbh

"Jeremy Clarkson" Yeets it straight in the bin

@joedavis1486

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Jones *Yeets

@britishmodified

4 жыл бұрын

Hoys*

@jonnnyren6245

4 жыл бұрын

*lobs

@joedavis1486

4 жыл бұрын

Jonnny Ren *yeets

@Aezetyr

3 жыл бұрын

*chucks

"Does have a nasty habit of crashing into everything" I know just the person to receive this, I think you can see where this is going...

@user-neo71665

4 жыл бұрын

Somebody needs to make one but instead of a red ball put a hamster on the bottom

@solomanedk

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-neo71665 a flying hamster wheel would be cool

@voidremoved

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-neo71665 Make one that fits over Richards head like that d3dmau5 guy from the youtube commercial. Then cut the camera from James has it in his hand giving it to Richard, cut to Richard accepting the large one to go on his head. Just like the time that ape Clarkson gave him a trophy or whatever that was

@Wvk5zc

4 жыл бұрын

HAM...!!!!!!!!!!!!

@rianhurford3679

4 жыл бұрын

Hammond?

My paintbrushes are fully fluffed this morning as I paint, and my smile permanently a Cheshire grin!!! So thrilled you love your "Tropical Alpine" it looks very happy to be on your wall. The shirt looks soooo good! (I'd wear that for sure) James I'm enchanted knowing my painting is enjoyed by you, your painting you did in Japan of Fuji made me so happy too! Always Aloha and thank you so much for inspiring such botanical canvases. Shannon O'

@australianoz

4 жыл бұрын

That's a ripper of a painting Shannon, and i'm not an art lover per say, but the colour scheme does hit me in the eye.

@shannono8397

4 жыл бұрын

@@australianoz that really means so much, thank you...I put many days into this one, I was so happy to send it out. I'm normally timid of blues, but glad I kept with the theme of it. Cheers, big smiles \!!!/

@australianoz

4 жыл бұрын

@@shannono8397 Blue is my favourite colour and matches that of those 2 glass beads i use as eyes lodged just below my forehead. Hope you get some major traction now that you came on the 1 million subs @ close to 200k views, all the best to you and your art.

@shannono8397

4 жыл бұрын

@@australianoz that means a lot, funny too :) Blue is such a tricky color for me, but I've always admired it. Thank you for the stoke and kindness~~

@MrDorn123

4 жыл бұрын

Very nice painting. You seem to be a very nice person as well. We need more people like you on the Internet!

Boy, someone had fun in the special Effects department....

4 жыл бұрын

RaozSkillz couldn’t have put it better myself, what a fucking idiot.

@gabenvandenbrink9114

4 жыл бұрын

I actually found it to be enjoyable

The way he tossed the Clarkson book 😂👍🏼

@SlartiMarvinbartfast

4 жыл бұрын

Not much else he could do with it really. I mean, what use is it other than kindling? :)

@JohnHill-qo3hb

4 жыл бұрын

The envelop is more useful.

@yusifr1

4 жыл бұрын

Didnt know the word power needed all those pages..

"Thankyou for your letter" *throws it in the bin"

@PollyDVB

4 жыл бұрын

BIM throws it in the bin, ha

@ArnoldsKtm

4 жыл бұрын

Why the fuck would he keep a paper that he already read?

*Covers the KZread gold plaque with a painting* "Because it's much nicer." James May, 2020

@julianbulatao9527

4 жыл бұрын

Francisco Chou Jaaames May, Sumimasennnnn

@kennethhicks2113

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. May is correct.

@lonotiki

2 жыл бұрын

Big thanks, your sweet words are so nice, Thank you 😊 I really loved sending him my favorite painting he inspired. I'm honored at the kindness 😌

James May, the boringest man alive (according to his colleagues), can make me watch 15 minutes of him opening boxes.

@oliverbedwell4348

4 жыл бұрын

Isaac HK Teo *most boring

@LogieT2K

4 жыл бұрын

Oliver Spud i was going to do that😂

@pseudonayme7717

4 жыл бұрын

Nonsense. You are down here reading and composing comments as the video plays like the rest of us 😁

@drakuruthehunter3962

4 жыл бұрын

if it was Clarkson it will be just annoying 15 min of old dude that posing himself as a 14 years old child

@colbywilson8790

4 жыл бұрын

And if it were Hammond he'd just go on about how his colleagues call him a short, little, annoying arse. And the swear till your ears came off if he cuts himself. Heh heh.

"The Glass Toilet" by Rich Evans....OOOOOOHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

@Clay3613

4 жыл бұрын

The World Famous Ellen Guest Star, Rich Evans?

@chopperdan2021

4 жыл бұрын

The Glass Toilet by Dick the Birthday Boy.

@zeseba8637

4 жыл бұрын

cannot believe that James May is in any form familiar with RLM

@slippinjimmy5683

3 жыл бұрын

He's a funnier character than we've had before, if we can get him working.

@lorddarlo6194

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm Evans rings a bell

That drawing of May is really well done!

@SlartiMarvinbartfast

4 жыл бұрын

It's really impressive.

Give the ball to the editor. The dude clearly wants it, and editing is a thankless job. Mate deserves it.

This should be called “Mayl time”.

@Karina2126

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes!

6:10 The Richard Hammond Helicopter Toy

Dr May, I'd love the Ferraris as I'm a toy car restorer in Scotland and I'd love to get them back to their full glory! And If you could sign the roof or something I could pass them on a collector items.

@prof_aw3som014

4 жыл бұрын

TheHarryShow I want to see this!

@mrbacon6089

4 жыл бұрын

TheHarryShow give it to him

@telescopereplicator

4 жыл бұрын

You are confusing him with Brian May, the guitarist from Queen. James does NOT have a degree............. James and Brian are not related.

@maiden06660

4 жыл бұрын

​@@telescopereplicator James is an honorary doctor of music I believe? Brian has a doctorate in astrophysics, though I don't think its honorary

@theharryshow6063

4 жыл бұрын

@@telescopereplicator He has a music degree

I see the editor was having fun

@Dave_Sisson

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, he seems to be getting above his position in life by including himself in the videos, simply because he lusts after the Hammond style toy helicopter.

@jackdren9974

4 жыл бұрын

Very fucking annoying

@khayle05

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackdren9974 nah

@bhew7409

4 жыл бұрын

Its for the youth. Davie504 is doing bits and its popping up all over

@JennyH-yr1hj

4 жыл бұрын

Ok boomers

How can it be so entertaining watching an elderly man open parcels sent in the mail?

2:35 Famous novel author Rich Evans from RedLetterMedia? Intriguing XD

I love how at 11:17 James says "Wonderland" - as in Sunderland.

@MonkeyHunch1

4 жыл бұрын

Sunderland is a much better place

@gweilo8888

4 жыл бұрын

Literally came here to make this exact same comparison.

I would love the portrait of James May, its a good likeness and i could add it to my collection of James May photographs and signed prints. Well done to the Artist. Congratulations on the Award :)

That artwork is really well done!

I love how the editor is having some fun

That was a really nice person that sent that painting and book.

@shannono8397

3 жыл бұрын

Your kind words just made me smile~ I was so happy to send him my favorite painting, it was snowing the day I sent it & it took a while to arrive. So happy he enjoyed it~ Thank so much, Aloha Chris O'

Congratulations! A million subscribers is a great achievement! James May is the best package unpacking reviewer! Cool video! Keep it up!

@wschnitzler

4 жыл бұрын

Does he have to return it when the sub count drops below a million?

13:47 "Jeremy Clarkson"

@pardonless

4 жыл бұрын

CLUUUUUUKSUUUUUUN

It's only fair that James got to unpack the gold play button. The man's singlehandedly keeping the channel alive

I would really like the portrait of James. My younger brother recently passed away, Top Gear was our favorite show and we spent countless hours watching it together growing up and made a lot of great memories doing so. The portrait would mean a lot to me and remind me of him and those times every time I saw it.

I’ll have the photo art of James May with a Pipe , really loved that episode of Top Gear News where Clarkson put the pup in backwards appreciate it DRIVETRIBE

@lewisfoster9514

4 жыл бұрын

Better posting on drivetribe. Doubt they'll use this to pick winners

As an architecture student in my final year I would like to have the book and amethyst. I am currently taking a philosophy of Architecture class where he had to read "Through the looking glass". Reasoning behind it was understanding the connections made to a game of chess and how it plays a role in understanding architecture. Very difficult to really explain in short. I can definitely appreciate art considering architecture although not hand in hand is a form of art in itself. Art you can live in. But I would really appreciate reading the prequel to "through the looking glass", Thanks Doctor May.

I would love the book and the pendent, cuz i would gift it to my mom, she is a retired elementary English teacher. And she would always say Alice in wonderland was one of the nicest books she ever read. Plus i think she would love the pendent too. Cheers, Mark Gonsalves.

@shannono8397

4 жыл бұрын

Your Mom sounds lovely~ no doubt she is magical herself ~ =^..^= your comment made me smile like the Cheshire cat!

1 million subscribers congrats That didn’t take long. Now with such a large audience it would be an excellent time to put it to good use. Please pass along. “Stay the hell out of the passing lane!!!”

"Jeremy Clarkson... right that the end of drive tribe this week" 🤣

The biggest question in the universe now is what was in that very first package to be delivered, the one from the intro

Dr. James May I missed you!!! Please make more of these video's. Also your technical video's are great! I also bought a set of Japanese Industrial Standards screwdrivers due to some Japanese items I have. Superb how they fit! Thank you so much for that information. A company in tools even did not know about that JIS.... greetings from Fred

the leaf print painting and the portrait are both quite excellent

I would love the two Ferrari’s, I have to correct paint & detailing kit to restore them, I also have the tweezers at hand to refit the seats. They’d be back to their timeless style in a jiffy!

I want to see Clarkson in one of these episodes 😂

@garethwigglesworth8187

4 жыл бұрын

this is clarksons version of a nightmare

@TopNoff

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@Dougie2945c

4 жыл бұрын

not here, in Food Tribe

@tninc163

4 жыл бұрын

@@TopNoff oh yes

@tninc163

4 жыл бұрын

@@garethwigglesworth8187 but still...

This is such a very nice way of enjoying a cup of coffee in the morning. BTW I can't wait to see NEW Jame's floral pattern shirts.

Dearest James, I have been collecting specific and special Lewis Carroll novels for nearly 20 years, and Top Gear (and shows after) has been a staple in our home for well over 10. What a treat it would be to celebrate the two! Please consider sending the book to a loving home in New York. All my best, Sarah

Oh, I would love the picture of you! Why? I've been sick now for 7 years and still being diagnosed. The last three years I've been unable to work at all. I've watched all you prime shows, almost all KZread original content and you are a big reason to why I have survived my depression that came like a "bonus" with being sick. Sorry for the depressing reason but just wanted to share the truth. I would be so happy and honored to receive this. And I know you get this all the time but that doesn't make it less true, your a big inspiration and I'm a big fan. Nevertheless thanks for great content James. Kind regards, Andreas Lidman, Sweden

@Laz_Arus

4 жыл бұрын

Viewer vote here. Give the portrait to Andreas please James 👍👍👍👍

@minners71

4 жыл бұрын

I agree give the picture to Andreas.

@markgonsalves

4 жыл бұрын

Just give the portrait to Andreas!

@louisahusteden8903

4 жыл бұрын

Sign it and give it to Andreas please x

@110341

4 жыл бұрын

Sign it and send it to Andreas!

I'm gonna mail you my favorite hammer, don't mind the blood!

@corz299

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@aedale1

4 жыл бұрын

Bad form.

@lizardywizard

4 жыл бұрын

@Dee Jay he's lost both his peepers now... life must be one big surprise for him ;-)

@mitchell2143

4 жыл бұрын

is that the yorkshire ripper?

@lizardywizard

4 жыл бұрын

@@mitchell2143 doubt he has much rip left. His fellow prisoners have blinded him in both eyes so he will get lots of surprises and never nice ones. Good, I hope they get to torture him for a good many more years. He was active very close to me and my teenaged sisters were petrified, horrible times.

James rocking what looks to be an old school Casio, delighted to see he's not just an expensive watch fan!

@5hittyradio

5 ай бұрын

It's not a casio, Though whatever it is i can see it has a letter "R" in it, Very interested as it looks similar to his older Rado he used to wear

Best mail time episode till date

"Hello, viewers! It's May-l time". I'll see myself out.

I’d love the helicopter thing so I can go to the pub and drunkenly take someone’s eye out 😂

@detachsounds

4 жыл бұрын

And replaced with the helicopter ball 😁

i watch this channel for James May only. don't die love you.༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Congrats on one million, keep up the good work, more million to conquer

1000000 coool! Hi James!!!!!! Have a good day

i'd like that drawing of J Mizzy to hang in on my wall. That's it. I love him.

Hello Mr. May. I think we all shall enjoy the books, by you reading it as a audiobook. 😉😁

These unboxing videos are brilliant. Always brings a few laughs

6:15 well Hammond can have it then

James, I want your portret. I will take my wedding picture above my bed down, and replace it with you 😁.

1 mill Woot woo,t CONGRATS!

Congrats, guys! And props to the editor for this vid.

9:30 Of course he'd like a shirt like that.

@shannono8397

3 жыл бұрын

:) Thanks so much~~~~

I take the scatophilia literature, I need something weird for my humble book-collection. The closest I have to scatophilic litterature at the moments are some poems by Aleister Crowley and Rod Steward's autobiography.

Love you man god bless you and your crazy stuff

Absolutely fantastic! Well done you guys! You only started the channel ten minutes ago and it's *ALREADY* got to a million subs! Welcome to the 21st!

Hey I just thought, you could do a LIVE STREAM of this and turn it into SWAP SHOP! People could pledge for various tat with various other tat? Eh?

@ijulesy

4 жыл бұрын

nice idea

Dr May, Can I please have the book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. It is one of my all-time favourites, I have read it multiple times in different periods of my life, each time I could relate to a different aspect of the story and each time I inferred a different meaning from it. I gifted the copy I had to a friend and was looking to read it again, I would be absolutely elated to actually win something from a mail time episode and this is the perfect thing for me. Regardless of I win, hug fan.

loved top gear since i was a kid u guys always brightened up my day. would like that poster to frame up as a memory of what once was and shall always be one of the greatest series in history of television.

Yey! My favourite show after grand tour! Really

Dr May, I'd like the picture of you as I have one of Hammond and Clarkson and need one of you the complete the collection!

I would love the Ferrari' s as I have an f40 model that it would go with and I have the tools to repair the other one. Thanks

Hearty congratulations.

I would absolutely love the Alice in Wonderland book and pendant as I collect both crystals/stones and Alice in Wonderland books and memorabilia. Also, as an artist myself, the fact that it came with a gorgeous painting from a, clearly, incredible artist makes it that much more intriguing and special.

@shannono8397

3 жыл бұрын

Teri...sincerely, you just made me smile! I bet your gem collection is as wonderful as you! The jewel I used was a vintage glass called Neodymium & changes color in different lighting. Mush like alexandrite, my favy gem stone. Thank you for the kind art words, may your spring have lots of blossoms, Aloha~ Happy Arting Around too :)

Dr James May I would love to have that drawing of you smoking a pipe because you are my favourite TG/GT presenter.

I would love the Alice in wonderland book so my four daughters can fight over the pendant as they like to fight over everything and then I could blame you

Congrats Drivetribe on the plaque, I have always been more into James May than the other two (top gear days), loving drive tribe and food tribe great channels, love the Clarkson book opening hahaha :) thank you for a great channel.

Congratulations guys.

3:50 someone watches curb your enthusiasm

"Thank you...for watching this rubbish." At least it's not too ambitious. ;)

@LiamW-

4 жыл бұрын

"Drivetribe, not ambitious, but rubbish" Im not sure that quite works lol

@StringerNews1

4 жыл бұрын

@@LiamW- Perhaps it's more like "Drivetribe, we were ambitious but now we're old. Here's your rubbish."

I would love to have the Adventures in Wonderland book simply because I’ve never actually read the book... and my mom always said that the books are always better than the movies. I also like a good crystal so that’s just a bonus! Thanks! Keep up the fun and congrats on the gold KZread plaque!

Loving the editing, whoever you are

“Thanks for the letter it’s in the bin now”

I would like the dusty ferraris as I need some cars for my life size Richard hammond action figure to drive🙂

Congrats James on your you tube award

Congratulations on the plaque of subscription. Not sure what it is about this series, but I love it!

I would love the KZread plaque. I'd hang it in my office as a reminder that even three unlikely muppets can inspire the world. I wrote a poem about it; would you like to hear? (Clarkson and Hammond wouldn't I'm sure) Hickory, Dickory, Dock There was a man who'd yell: "Oh, cock!" He met two buffoons, and they made car reviews, Now they're famous and cannot be stopped.

@pseudonayme7717

4 жыл бұрын

Replace the last line with "Now they're selling their arse down the dock" for comic effect of course 😁

@lizardywizard

4 жыл бұрын

*cannot would scan correctly versus can't.

@joshua.snyder

4 жыл бұрын

@@lizardywizard Happy?

@lizardywizard

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshua.snyder bless you, finally I shall be able to sleep at last, thanks so much for that.

Kindly sign the picture of you before sending it to me so I can flog it on eBay, thanks.

Well done Dr May.

Congrats to the DriveTribe crew on reaching 1m subs! 👏😎 Just remember a lot of this is down to James May.

WHEN WILL GRAND TOUR SEASON 4 EPISODE 2 COMING OUT? PLEASE RESPOND

Congratulations on 1 million. Them car's would be amazing to practice some detailing work so that I could do the detailing work better on the real thing ;)

Congratulations to yall!

Congrats James

BIM MAKES ME XD LOL!! MAY FUNNY TOO HAHHA xD

Nice, don't need to over edit, we can appreciate James without the funny graphics

@yaboywooper4094

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Goliath yeh it was a bit jarring with the step up in editing in this episode.

@voidremoved

4 жыл бұрын

3:36

9:33 No we want a full shirt like that 😂😂😂

@lonotiki

2 жыл бұрын

*my smile is so big, that means so much to me...I'm trying to figure out vectoring so I can make fabrics. Thank you for the kind words! =^..^=

Perhaps the best episode yet!

13:49

@googles1000

4 жыл бұрын

🅱️

"Obviously... Obvs" -James May 2020©

@RowdyWes

4 жыл бұрын

2020*

@Alex632

4 жыл бұрын

@@RowdyWes dang idk how i fucked that up lmao

@DRIVETRIBE - I would certainly take the sketch of James off your hands! My dad and I had a great time watching his Man Lab series and I'd put it on the wall of my new shed ... so Bim can inspire the half-baked experiments bound to happen.

Congratulations! A million subscribers

I would like the drawing of James so I can put it in my James may shrine

I’d take the may drawing but only if Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson sign it

Those paintings are quite nice. Please be sure to mount them.

Congrats on a million subs drivetube