"I don't like snow I hate being cold I hate outdoor pursuits I hate the idea that I gotta "push my body to find the limit" I can't stand this stupid clothing that makes this rustling when you move all the time And I hate this zips and zoggles and all the pockets and that I hate your stupid..." ~James May

@lewishamilton.f1.44

4 жыл бұрын

Yes and then Jeremy says your the first person to cross the northpool who didn't want to be there

@keiztrat9109

4 жыл бұрын

@@lewishamilton.f1.44 and I hate your stupid car

@reececollison5101

3 жыл бұрын

“Clarkson you infantile pillock, you’re tidying that up” ~James May

@J4NOObs

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with the coat stuff but like the cold lol

@meofjack9644

3 жыл бұрын

Dang you saw the video to who would of guessed

Clarkson: The Optimist May: The Pessimist Hammond: The Blithering Idiot

@halcyon4485

3 жыл бұрын

You crashed into the sports lorry

@samtinkle9076

3 жыл бұрын

The Optimist The Pessimist The Muppet

@Hermes8A8A

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but hammond go vroom

@tbmofoulprinceromero

Жыл бұрын

​@@Hermes8A8ABut do you know what would happen shortly after Hammond goes vroom?

@forresttowns4995

11 ай бұрын

Clarkson: the Orangutan.

Look what you've done *to my BLOODY* *_S H E D M A N_*

@ryanclark7962

3 жыл бұрын

I had this bomb

@aladontheinternet6363

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanclark7962 yes

@nothajzl

3 жыл бұрын

You know he’s angry when he says “man”

@aladontheinternet6363

3 жыл бұрын

@@nothajzl jezza and a shotgun = plant is ceased to exist

@ryanclark7962

3 жыл бұрын

@@aladontheinternet6363 makes gardening more fun doing that

“Infantile Pillock” or “insufferable oaf” have to be my favourite things he’s said.

@T.TDiesel

3 жыл бұрын

What about "Apocalyptic Dingleberry"?

@xxDOTH3DEWxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@T.TDiesel my favorite ever

@gastonbell108

3 жыл бұрын

For a second I thought you'd written "inflatable pillock", which was even better.

@auces7084

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget *”C O C K”*

@krostan6570

3 жыл бұрын

"you apocolyptic dingleberry"

The chemistry between these three buffoons is just incredible!

@idcgaming518

3 жыл бұрын

Correction - 2 buffoons and autistic man.

@Joshdoingthings1

3 жыл бұрын

Freddie Oscar are we beyond the watershed?

@TheStewieOne

3 жыл бұрын

@@idcgaming518 That would Hammond. Right?

@Alkaloid-Odin

3 жыл бұрын

2 buffoons and 1 baboon

@thomaskottaparambil4271

3 жыл бұрын

Or the lack of chemistry

Admittedly most of James' complaining is perfectly reasonable/understandable.

@albyuploads

3 жыл бұрын

They’re all idiots but he’s without question the most reasonable of the three

@OneAngrehCat

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck no. Bitching about snow and cold is a red mark for anyone. Just wear the clothing, eat warm and stop being a child, James.

@killjoy_ao4653

3 жыл бұрын

@@OneAngrehCat yeah but imagine trying to so with with Clarkson beside you, twittering on like a twat

@51ET78

3 жыл бұрын

@@OneAngrehCat bruh they're in the Arctic circle, I'd complain too

@lars6261

3 жыл бұрын

@@OneAngrehCat Yeah, imagine not liking the cold, that's such a massive red flag isn't it, don't wanna be around someone like that

James May at his breaking point: "I am so unspeakably outraged with you." That's just so British, hahahahaha.

James: talks about something to do with Germany Jeremy: dId YoU kNoW tHe QuEeN iS gErMaN

@bouncingshot

3 жыл бұрын

@jase gtree wait what

@willimeister2553

3 жыл бұрын

Captain Arnie Mactavish the monarchy has been German since the start of the Georgian era

@fredsmith9714

3 жыл бұрын

@@bouncingshot yeah she is, but those families are all so intermarried. If you go back to 1450 and just watch Europe's upper class and nobles marry their cousins and sisters it makes Alabama look classy

@bouncingshot

3 жыл бұрын

@@fredsmith9714 Jesus

@abrahamwilberforce9824

3 жыл бұрын

I am actually German but by the definition, that would make the Queen German I am three quarters Check and one eigth French.

The next morning, the peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal. *_CLARKSON!!!!!_*

"Look what you've done to my BLOODY SHED MAN" are words I hope I never have to hear, especially from captain slow!

@Joshdoingthings1

3 жыл бұрын

They aren't here. Are we beyond the watershed

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"

@jones6613

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus, I mean Buddha

@deeplurker2133

3 жыл бұрын

My plums are getting a pummeling

@jones6613

3 жыл бұрын

deep lurker nads

@michaelbenoit248

3 жыл бұрын

0:32

He was definitely pissed off when Jeremy ruined his shed 😂😂

@Joshdoingthings1

3 жыл бұрын

Tom Shaw are we beyond the watershed?

@aladontheinternet6363

3 жыл бұрын

I had this bomb

@JackVinall35

3 жыл бұрын

I think you’ve got something to say to me

@aladontheinternet6363

3 жыл бұрын

@@JackVinall35 they ceased to exist

@mrarnold96

3 жыл бұрын

@@JackVinall35 something on the line of: "I'm sorry james, I am a fully rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. "

James May is at his best when he's complaining about things. Instead of "James May on the Moon" or "James May's Toy Stories" the BBC should have done a "James May complaining about things" show. Much better.

@joecraskki3175

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, my name is James may and you know what grinds my gears? Germans and let me tell you why...

@Mortthemoose

3 жыл бұрын

😅 great idea!

@kylesoler4139

3 жыл бұрын

He could always do a series of KZread videos.

@abdulrahmanalammar2985

2 жыл бұрын

Clarkson's airport rant is surely up there with James's rants

It almost sounded that James almost cried when he said: Look what you have done to my bloody shed man

@Joshdoingthings1

3 жыл бұрын

Jomazoo are we beyond the watershed?

@natalie6117

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joshdoingthings1 What time is it on BBC2?!?!

@user-ef6gv4wv1l

3 жыл бұрын

no

I felt really bad for James when they broke his shed

@VoVilliaCorp

3 жыл бұрын

It was a nice shed

@johngriff914

3 жыл бұрын

He got even when he and Hammond destroyed Clarkson’s house

I am so unspeakably outraged with you

you should do: Jeremy Clarkson Being an Optimist.... "how hard can it be"

@walkmemes2240

4 жыл бұрын

Good idea

@ryanclark7962

3 жыл бұрын

@@walkmemes2240 and Hammond replying "Don't say that"

@IPlayGamesHere

3 жыл бұрын

nice he actually did it what a mad lad

@jasons2023

3 жыл бұрын

Still, it could be worst.

Richard Hammond crashes cars for 7 minutes. James May complaining for 7 minutes. Jeremy Clarkson saying POWER for 7 minutes. Add all of that together and you have a standard episode. Love the trio! Best chemistry on television.

@dailylifevs.exotic1338

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKB2xZV9cta1eLg.html

Genuinely thought James was gonna KILL Jeremy for continuously DESTROYING his shed...😬💀

I’m James in a nutshell. Perfectionist, OCD ridden, loves the word Pillock, complains a lot, long hair, and likes cars.

@Mortthemoose

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. ... I've always thought I'm the female version of James.

@nimmen

3 жыл бұрын

James also likes to step over the lines and get in trouble a bit.

@christopherrobinkivisild5309

3 жыл бұрын

He also likes techno

@kvisty2273

3 жыл бұрын

And buffeting

@lukaskolbe1733

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mortthemoose speeddating at its finest 😂

Just the audio 0:55 - 1:10 is disturbing......

@keiztrat9109

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@visionist7

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@walkmemes2240

4 жыл бұрын

You seen the YTP video 😂 I’ve edited that bit

@bryandiaz3467

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh listen to this with your eyes closed 🤣🤣

@GloryTheDragon2448

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm, driving through sunny ita- *VVVVRRRUM* "SHUT UP!"

3:35 that zoom is perfect

It’s not complaining, it’s just May being May 😂

@Joshdoingthings1

3 жыл бұрын

Great Western Productions. Are we beyond the watershed?

@greatwesternproductions2857

3 жыл бұрын

Joshdoingthings YT Yes

@Joshdoingthings1

3 жыл бұрын

Great Western Productions. YOUR A FU

"YOU CANNOT BUILD A TENT BY SHOUTING!!"

@roisinnigcrainn7722

3 жыл бұрын

...he shouted.

No matter he's still a favorite in our home.

James May is my spirit animal

With all honesty I am surprised these three survived for so long in one piece. There have been so many near misses that it may have ended in tragedy.

4:01-4:04: I'm driving through sunny Italy. *NOISE*. SHUT UP. May, you total legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

5:34 - 5:55 will never NOT be absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

@topsekrit9836

3 жыл бұрын

“Clarkson you infantile pillock!”

@keeperofeurobeat8421

3 жыл бұрын

We're up to 40 miles an hour in the 'Bago! It's James, COME ON!

@jeremyfong5684

3 жыл бұрын

@@keeperofeurobeat8421 I was asleep

@syedammarkhalid3695

3 жыл бұрын

Which episode is that?

@reececollison5101

3 жыл бұрын

@@syedammarkhalid3695 I believe series 12 episode 2

5:30 the way he says imbecile.

The Top Gear Ground Force sport relief they did was probably the pinnacle of comedy for them.

The quickest 7 mins of my life.

'Thats to release it you muppet' Classic may

“THIS IS THE 3RD TIME IVE BEEN IN THIS RODDY SEA” 😂

Nothing is funnier than an old, angry welsh girl complaining about everything

@RoScFan

2 жыл бұрын

James may is welsh? no way. it would have come up in all these years. All 3 of the "3 stooges" are totally English

"Just f***ing put it in"

James is the best of the top gear trio just because of how real he is

jeremy and james complaining about the tent in the middle of a hellish cold landscape would be even funnier without visuals

"you cant blame a car for hitler"

@dailylifevs.exotic1338

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKB2xZV9cta1eLg.html

@RoyalDogmeat

3 жыл бұрын

The one thing I don’t agree with May on, the classic Beetle was and still is an excellent little car

@madhaviraman4254

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoyalDogmeat yes but it was still miserable

“Breakfast is reserved for my friends, none of which are here.” He said to Clarkson and Hammond. 4:40

James has always been my favorite of the bunch.

God nothing better to lift up a sad day than British humor

"im so unspeakably outraged with you" James said, calmly.

I laughed so hard we James threw the dove out the window

@Joshdoingthings1

3 жыл бұрын

Jonah are we beyond the watershed?

@concorde837

2 жыл бұрын

Oh sorry, is this the family parrot? Let's see what happens when throw it out of a moving vehicle!

May your rants have had me in tears over the years ,top man

5:33 I think this is somehow even funnier when you turn the playback speed to 2x

Poor May. Dude didn't deserve 90% of this.

4:22 the pure ecstasy on hammonds face

6:59 Something heavy lands on James may and his car James: (noises of slight discomfort)

@lugdame5165

3 жыл бұрын

"ow" -James May

James: oldest sibling Richard: middle sibling Jeremy: youngest sibling

“BOMB IT!” 😂😂😂

"They've overdone it, as usual, like they did on their French holiday in 1939." "BOMB IT!" Nice edit there, m8

The Top Gear Ground Force special is one of the best ever hahaha

0:27-0:30: "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN" 😂😂😂. May, you absolute legend 😂😂😂.

Great Vid🙌

5:00 Laughed my lungs out Leave Herbie alone James for the love of Go!

And that is James May everybody

This vid should have been named James May being James May

Alternate title: “James May, Richard Hammond, and Jeremy Clarkson argue for seven minutes

This is the ultimate "old man yells at cloud" ,thanks for the upload

Another proper Top Gear compilation! Good job!

You know what they say, old people complain the most

@indominusrex1652

3 жыл бұрын

Well James is a 120 year old so... (That was a joke don't take it seriously pls)

@patiarch38

3 жыл бұрын

@@indominusrex1652 i take it very serious

You cant build a tent by shouting. Words to camp by.

the watermark is way too small can you pls make it bigger

@FarmYardGaming

3 жыл бұрын

The whole video should be the watermark

May is the most polite angry man in the universe. His manners are the best even if he's completely engulfed with murderous rage ❤❤❤

This is a £400,000 crane! Why would you steer it with a piece of string? :)

brits calling other food gross and "sick" is precious

james may is iconic for 7 minutes*

@walkmemes2240

3 жыл бұрын

Had to be different, too many of those😂

To be fair he has spent 20-odd years doing it

How to trigger James May 101: Bring up the Nuremberg Ring “ *B* *O* *M* *B* *I* *T* ”

I completely agree with him about Nurburgring. Useless and diminishing.

The first clip is so good :P

“You can’t build a tent by shouting” 😂😂😂

*B O M B I T!*

James may's quotes are 24 karats gold

imagine putting a watermark on stolen content

@samtinkle9076

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine complaining about a compilation on KZread At best it’s a fair use, at worst it’s an inevitability.

@flipnog

3 жыл бұрын

@@samtinkle9076 what? "at best its fair use, at worst its an inevitability" that makes no sense????

@user-ph7kq2lp4v

3 жыл бұрын

@@flipnog its inevitable for this compilation to be uploaded on KZread. Its for fair use because you get to enjoy James May complaining about things without searching through all of the Top Gear CD/DVDs or their KZread videos

@flipnog

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ph7kq2lp4v of course it’s fair use. Point is this is not this dudes content but he still felt the need to watermark this like he put any effort into stitching top gear clips together

'I am so unspeakably outraged' poetry

“I contemplated... *ending it.”*

The man, the myth, the legend...ladies and gentlemen...JAMES MAY

2:25 did no one notice that random black guys head pop up after hammond and clarkson start laughing 🤣

Bunch of kids Amazing

Look what you done to my BLOODY *SHED* *MAN*

The thumbnail looks like that one gandalf meme

James may is the greatest person ever

His shed should be a world wonder

My bloody shed man

One of the clips in there, you can see Jeremy casually holding his double barrel shotgun

Best british insult ive ever heard is: you muppet XD

Why would you put a watermark on clips you don’t own?

Listen to 0:56 with your eyes closed.

Socks on the hands😂😂😂😂😂😂

Which episode is 5:40 from? Great vid btw 🙃🙃🙃

“Clarkson!!!”

"You can't build a tent by shouting"... Oh yeah?

2.25, look on the bushes to the left

May is my spirit animal Clarkson is my inner orangutang Hammond is me

4:40 which episode is this??

May "I contemplated ending it..." lol ~ speaking of how cold he was :)

For the average person complaining is really annoying. For these 3 on the other hand...

1:09 I like that Jeremy knows that he's the problem here and doesn't even argue but is actually excusing himself