James Acaster Gives the Public His Relationship Advice | Celebrity Call Centre
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This guy is fast becoming a national treasure.
@MichaelM28
5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO. NEVER!
@TennysonPesco
5 жыл бұрын
Why, because of that one thing he said on Bake Off which went viral? He was relatively not as well known before that, and now he's suddenly a 'national treasure' candidate...
@alexp4303
5 жыл бұрын
@@TennysonPesco Maybe if you were completely unaware of him before that... He's been making regular panel show appearances for years now, increasingly so in the past 2-3. In the past couple of years his profile has grew immensely, he's got a special on Netflix, a book & his TV appearances have ramped up some. I get you're saying he was "relatively not as well known" but I'd argue again against that, there's been a lot of his work out there the past couple of years. Anyone that's followed him knows that
@TennysonPesco
5 жыл бұрын
@@alexp4303 I don't follow him, so I was being a little naive in my comment and completely going off what I've seen on Facebook etc, so I apologise. But anyway, thanks for giving me a heads up about him, I've seen him on Mock the Week where he's been quite funny so I'll have to watch some of his other stuff.
@D3niz3n
5 жыл бұрын
@@TennysonPesco thats the point. Anyway, even before that he had netflix shows and was on shows a lot-the bake off bit just put him out into the general public.
"First of all...there's nothing wrong with you" :)
@jordan3400
3 жыл бұрын
False!
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447
3 жыл бұрын
There's something wrong with all of us. We're only human!
@flala2261
3 жыл бұрын
That was nice ✨
@Kvh47
2 жыл бұрын
suprisingly wholesome
"The policy is always that it's their loss," is actually pretty darn good advice.
@MrTrexMcgee
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like this throw away line has kinda changed my life.
"first of all, there's nothing wrong with you" Crying 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
I see James Acaster, I click
@MichaelM28
5 жыл бұрын
Why? He's shit
@technovikerness73
5 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelM28 piss of then
@MichaelM28
5 жыл бұрын
desiree martinez make me
@technovikerness73
5 жыл бұрын
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@samrose3205
3 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelM28 James Acaster is the beeessssst
"I would avoid roasts in general around your dad" - Genius
@joshstanton267
5 жыл бұрын
haha brutal!
@tomtom21194
5 жыл бұрын
And then she rings back "I made a huge mistake james, i went round to my dads house to talk to him about everything and get past the embarrassment, a few things happended, long story short my dad found me being spit roasted in his livingroom" James: "wow that is pretty much the exact opposite of my advice to you. I no longer believe in you"
@jackjude
5 жыл бұрын
The fact that incident involved a hotel room made the joke even more darkly... appropriately inappropriate
@KalvinistKyle
5 жыл бұрын
I guess I don’t get the particular joke here? I love James humor for its intelligence and quick wit Brit lines and I get most his jokes but this one just goes on by
@Le5Pau1
5 жыл бұрын
@@KalvinistKyle Roast has a double meaning here, both a roast dinner and a spit roast. The context of the conversation was about sex and "talking about it over a roast" means chatting over dinner. James' line "I would avoid roasts around your dad" implies avoiding a spit roast with your dad. Which I think we can all agree, is hilariously messed up.
I love how funny but genuine James is. He loves to come across so harsh, he's a big softie and I, for one, adore it. What a doll.
This guy isn’t just a funny guy but he’s also very caring clearly in situations like this. How do people have the heart to dislike him?
@AS.02
5 жыл бұрын
His gf left him for Mr. Bean btw
@saitamatrash2527
5 жыл бұрын
A 02 wildd! 😭
@jala1081
3 жыл бұрын
@@AS.02 seriously?
@AS.02
3 жыл бұрын
@@jala1081 Wow I posted this a year ago! Yes seriously, i believe they have a kid together now!
@smilesfordays
3 жыл бұрын
@@AS.02 she had a ✨type✨
I will call just to hear James say "I believe in you"
the way he plays with that slinky does something to my soul bro
@lisasimpson8895
3 жыл бұрын
ah shit, i hadn't paid much attention to it, but now you've mentioned... not a day will pass without me thinking about it!
“Policy is always ‘their loss’” - brilliant
His advice about just talking to girls about your interests is bang on though, we ain't aliens
@mylkme
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something an alien would say 🤔
@edwardsimpson119
Жыл бұрын
But what if your interest IS aliens?
@emmah6418
Жыл бұрын
@@edwardsimpson119 i want to hear about aliens so much
@chronic.dementia
Жыл бұрын
True!! If someone's first interaction with me is about my appearance, i get creeped out
James, you’re a great guy. I wouldn’t leave you for Mr. Bean any day of the week.
@MrGuyWhatAGuy
3 жыл бұрын
Mr bean is worth 150 million. I can see how it happened... 😭🤦 🪙⛏️
@Erinba
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
2 ай бұрын
@@MrGuyWhatAGuy Yeah, right cause it's all about the money...🙄
This should be an hour long and air weekly.
The world needs a James Acaster advice & motivational app.
0:09 James just casually offering a shag is out of his character but it's so funny oml
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
2 ай бұрын
Why is it out of his character though? He didn't exactly ''offer'' it but suggested it to someone else, presumably the topic was romance/sex...
I'd love to see Greg Davies giving out advice.
@renjadex
5 жыл бұрын
TheSwamper He’d probably tell people to quite literally fuck off and get over it!!
@Brewnette
5 жыл бұрын
He'd probably have a whack story for every single caller
@Widdekuu91
4 жыл бұрын
@@renjadex Well, more like; 'Well..you're fucked then mate...right? Do you disagree? No? Well good, because you really are. Good luck with that! Next!"
@richardpaxford5792
4 жыл бұрын
"Where do I take her on a date Gregg?" "Space Mission!"
@smilesfordays
3 жыл бұрын
@@renjadex maybe... but he was a school teacher as well so I feel like the real Greg is much more warm-hearted and compassionate than his stage persona, much like how James came off so much more confident and intuitive than his stage face.
Anything Acaster says I take as gospel!
okay but why is this genuinely good advice
James is hilarious, but what a sweetheart as well.
The concentration on his face lmaooo
He’s single. me and my boyfriend may have to fight over him
I expected this to just be comedy but he was actually giving out some decent advice too
He’s super cute
Awww, James is tender here; Me likey!
"So basically it's a bit of a dilemma I got" is a phrase I WILL be using indefinitely forever THANK YOU.
good at relationship advice because he's been in so many bad ones. yeah, that could qualify
@motttta
5 жыл бұрын
A person who fails and learns from their mistakes is wiser than a person who never failed.
We need a part two of this I would love to find out how that woman's call went I hope it went well!
I love James acaster so much it’s crazy
That roast joke went over everyones head..brilliant.😂
@gtenhave
5 жыл бұрын
I don't get it! Please explain.
@zak2600
5 жыл бұрын
Original G I think he’s talking about a spit roast.
What this cliffhanger you've left us with?! Did she call back?!
An absolute star, he is my number one choice of man (soul mate) his looks, sense of humour and now his sweet heart. If I can't have james I'll have an exact copy.
Omg he's waaaaaay better at this than I thought he would be x.x
Why are they looking at him funny?
@rossshepherd9836
5 жыл бұрын
Probably editing.
@kills26
5 жыл бұрын
roast is slang for sex, well at least in my mind, but I have a dirty mind 🙃
@AKAMustang
5 жыл бұрын
Close enough, this should explain it clearly enough: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spit%20roast
@thehallofvalhalla
5 жыл бұрын
It's all editing. Some of the people shown weren't even in the room with him
@DK_Son
5 жыл бұрын
Usually any camera angle cuts are bringing completely unrelated bits together. That lady probably made that face (about the avoiding roasts bit) at another time and they just thought it'd be good to snip in there.
whats crazy is he has my whole heart
Channel 4 know what they're doing with these acaster compilations
his movements are incredible
3:38 He puts his thumb up for someone he cant see.
James Acaster is funny and has a kind heart! I hope he does some more U.S. tours.
Gold. More of this please
I love Acaster so much, he provides me with endless entertainment
i'm about to start my job at a call centre tomorrow SO THIS VIDEO IS A BLESSING!! OHH JAMES!!! i truly wish and pray that James would get someone who loves him for who he is and be happy. James: *I believe in ya.* Me: i believe in you, too. ♥ (goes out and fights whatever shit that life throws)
@kylef952
5 жыл бұрын
I believe in you too Neferi, Good Luck!!!!
@nefwaenre
5 жыл бұрын
@steve gale why don't YOU go get a life instead of reply on some random stranger's comment, you bloody wanker? Whatever this is, and however i react to this, is none of your fucking business.
@nefwaenre
5 жыл бұрын
@@kylef952 Thanks mate! :)
@josedavidarellanoroman5107
3 жыл бұрын
i start working on a call center tomorrowwwww and this popped in in my recommended today
You're killing it brooo
I want to watch him do this for a full hour
Bit late in the day to be releasing clips of Celebrity Call Centre At Christmas, innit? Oh well...
@RIXRADvidz
5 жыл бұрын
funny's funny any time of year, Christmas funny is just a bit tired because we all had a bit too much and don't want to see anymore Christmas until at least November.
@Lumibear.
5 жыл бұрын
RIXRADvidz Oh hey, it’s my fave bad Santa bear! Hello bad Santa bear! *WAVES* hope you’re having fun in Lap-Land! ;)
@8ightBitKid
5 жыл бұрын
@@Lumibear. moron
Thank you, Shane!
Just feeling a slinky for 2 minutes
James Acaster is brilliant.
God I love this man
james could thrive in any position
What a treasure. I'm in love with James
that woman in the hotel room 100% sounds like Kerry Godliman
do you see why I stan this man
LOL. That last caller. I feel like James did NOT want her to call back.
I will watch anything with james acaster
The actual care of it all. I love him a tad bit more.
Came here for comedy got actually good advice
Anyone know where I can watch this? I'm American, so I can't watch it through their website.
James Acaster is a goodie
Can anyone provide English subtitles?
Does anyone know what the infinity symbols they're wearing are for?
Does anyone know where I can watch James's Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999 show?
@Red-zp2ni
3 жыл бұрын
Try netflix if not then search it up on KZread ☺️😘☺️
@janepetroff9250
3 жыл бұрын
rumour has it they recorded it for netflix, hopefully that's true and it comes out soon!!
Is it just me or was the first caller Wheeler Dealer from the Ranganation?
vv wholesome
Did she call back?
@isobelselwyn4342
5 жыл бұрын
Autumn Carthy i think she did and i think she was rejected? it was at christmas so i can barely remember lmao
@GloomKloud
5 жыл бұрын
Awww, that's a shame, thanks Isobel
@thehallofvalhalla
5 жыл бұрын
He left her on read
@GloomKloud
5 жыл бұрын
:(
@isobelselwyn4342
5 жыл бұрын
Jamie cold af
Fuck he is lovely
Did he get back!?
Did this show die or something, yhe channel 4 link goes nowhere
What did he say at 2:38?
@euan9330
5 жыл бұрын
Unoriginal User just repeatng that her dad didn’t watch
@unoriginaluser575
5 жыл бұрын
@@euan9330 Oh ok thanks lmao
HOW COULD LOUISE FORD LEAVE HIM FOR MR. BEAN?
Didn't his missus leave him for Mr Bean
@Widdekuu91
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Her loss.
I hate all the fake reaction shots from the other celebrities that clearly are them reacting to their own calls and not James
@BenStockdale
3 жыл бұрын
Although respect to the editor, it's not your fault. They should have given you more coverage. No drama, preach.
id avoid roasts all together
Soooo did she end up calling back James?
i wish i was that slinky
@Red-zp2ni
3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@bruhandthemoments7445
2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
can he be my life coach
Agony 'scrape' Aunt
@astroboirap
5 жыл бұрын
Be quiet fatty
Did she call back tho
@thehallofvalhalla
5 жыл бұрын
He left her on read
This editing is driving me insane. Why are you flashing reaction shots of people in post that clearly weren't listening at the time. It's stupid and distracting. James is a hero though
ummmm I could watch him do this for 24 hours
You can totally tell a girl she looks cute in bunny ears, that’s objectively fine, it expresses interest and it’s non threatening
Is he a real person
@Widdekuu91
4 жыл бұрын
I'd argue he's closer to an angel, on good days.
She never called back.
OK seriously, is he single now? I need to know.
He lost his partner to Mr Bean, aint taking any advice from him 🤪🤪🤪
@nefwaenre
5 жыл бұрын
That's his ex's loss, mate and a good thing too! She saw nothing but money. Someone waay better, honest and loyal is gonna be his partner now, who'll treat him right. :)
@Maialeen
5 жыл бұрын
But honestly I can't imagine as a young woman leaving someone smart, cute, funny and clearly going places...for some old fart. Even worse, cheating. I don't want my husband to be nearly dying when I'm 45. Maybe she has a raging desire to change mr Beans adult diapers in the future. Uh, no thanks. Money isn't worth that. Creepy relationship.
@e_paige
5 жыл бұрын
Woah guys, lets not drag Rowan Atkinson down, none of it is his fault.
@BlueBadBerry
5 жыл бұрын
What?! Who is this chick? I don’t know the gossip
@itsnotworthit7178
5 жыл бұрын
@@nefwaenre i still can't believe that this is true
relationship advice from a guy who was left for mr bean
Can i have him please
Is that Paul Daniels wife? Why is she there ?
relationship advice from the guy whose gf left him for mr bean
Never seen this programme but It’s celebrities phoning in as well right? The yoga guy was clearly Adam Buxton and the wedding girl was Kerry Godliman
Unexpectedly jealous of a slinky today, hmm do we sense a new crush forming 😅
i miss when he and rose were together
He was left for mr bean. Last person to get advice from
I think this guy should get treatment, years and years of treatment, before getting into a relationship (a propos his giving love advice). Just my impression. I worry for the girls. Be that as it may, still love his work.
@sometime.somewhere
3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, what is your impression? /curious
@sofiaguerrero0969
Жыл бұрын
I don’t think there’s anytime wrong with James. I think many people go through breakups like he does. He just chooses to talk about it a lot so it may seem like he is the problem. He currently has a girlfriend and I think they have a child together.
@daediaz186
9 ай бұрын
@@sofiaguerrero0969What, what makes you think they have a child?
I don’t know why women keep leaving him. James is tall, he has this indie/brooding poker faced attractive thing going on, he’s obviously funny, he has the wit and the charm, so what is it? I really wonder. Maybe he’s controlling or clingy? I don’t even know. It’s weird because he seems like the complete total package.
God help you if you need relationship advice from the guy who got dumped for mr bean
I usually like acaster but this is too weird
@kingofgoogle7715
3 жыл бұрын
Edited by an actual crack rock
He's not funny
@unoriginaluser575
5 жыл бұрын
Well a lot of people do find him funny so that's the main thing. Frankly, no one cares about you, so move on.
@declanwilliams1360
5 жыл бұрын
Neither are you
@thesimpsons17
5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he'd be heartbroken to find out a random on KZread doesn't like him. Hes doing very well for himself without your approval.
@stephengilmore2741
5 жыл бұрын
So says the guy who literally spends his miserable life watching and criticising videos of things he doesn't even enjoy. I see you still haven't seen a psychiatrist yet then.
@A96Z86
5 жыл бұрын
lmaooooo why are all the replies so aggressive 😂 each to their own man
James Acaster's about as funny as HIV
@rossshepherd9836
5 жыл бұрын
Well, you're in the minority.
@RIXRADvidz
5 жыл бұрын
having AIDS is a Laugh Fest mate, incontinence, all those jokes are shit, the insomnia, night sweats, constant nausea and fatigue from AIDS meds, oh YEAH!!! but it's only funny if you have it, if you don't then FUCK OFF with the references.
@tomhiggart
5 жыл бұрын
Your'e about as funny as terminal cancer. You 2 would get along both being as funny as life threatening conditions.
@HiveFleetUlfang1
5 жыл бұрын
The episode of South Park where Kyle and Cartman get aids is fricking hilarious
@rossshepherd9836
5 жыл бұрын
Guys, hug it out and go twos on a black baby, aye?