I love hentai

@timh5413

6 жыл бұрын

Pyrocynical same

@caydenmckillip9522

6 жыл бұрын

saaaaaeeem

@hulucthulu8577

6 жыл бұрын

Pyrocynical so do i

@ryrkra8096

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck off

@comedicusername1528

6 жыл бұрын

Pyrocynical i do too

Durv gets deleted, cash me outside girl losing fame, jake losing subs. God is back.

@starlight5973

6 жыл бұрын

tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch He never left. He was just waiting for us to want Him back.

@thefortisian1124

6 жыл бұрын

tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch God Joined the group "EARTH"

@severeanaltrauma

6 жыл бұрын

tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch jesus has returned

@daniellaw6294

6 жыл бұрын

he's gaining again

@bobbybutworse8372

6 жыл бұрын

tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch hallelujah!!

only pyro would know that makeup has gloss

@MStaynor

5 жыл бұрын

Must be from his experience as Pyrozella

@koshiraru

4 жыл бұрын

bob jill yes he likes hentai

@invexciumgames3717

4 жыл бұрын

Or you know, anyone attentive lol

@biorno3204

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@mortsartstudio9403

4 жыл бұрын

He has *experience* lmao

bruh no joke i didnt know jake paul actually had genuinely dedicated fans i thought all his views were people disliking it lol

@milan6782

4 жыл бұрын

so u have chosen death by defending jake paul ?

@dixiecrat97

3 жыл бұрын

@@milan6782 Read the comment again. He wasn't defending jake.

*"England is my city"* *"We would never lie to our fans"* *Nick Crompton, everyone.*

@kingclampz6081

6 жыл бұрын

Chicken Permission Lmfaooooooo

@AEPPLE_MUSIC

6 жыл бұрын

Dab

@NightfallShift

2 жыл бұрын

There is no war in ba sing se

Who changed the captions so Jake Paul was replaced with Satan? I applaud you.

@user-rd1qq7kn6k

5 жыл бұрын

Its back it now says satan

@czechmix221

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

@woofyou1186

5 жыл бұрын

Still there yay

@jaydenprado8556

4 жыл бұрын

@Horrible Content You are a child

@maringalic4560

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, I think it's an insult to Satan to compare Jake Paul to him.

9:09: The amount of brain cells lost in that moment is not recoverable.

@sk8terzane818

3 жыл бұрын

Demotrix dAb On tHoSE FuCkinG HaTeRs

@FalconHere

3 жыл бұрын

I unironically felt my brain hurts at that moment

@piccoloatburgerking

3 жыл бұрын

I hope they all grow up to cringe at that moment in their lives lol. It's kinda bewildering how much stupid shit kids do, thankfully most grow out of it.

Subtitles jake Paul was called “satan” I love the internet

@kroh7742

4 жыл бұрын

Yes .. That is quite accurate

@Duck-vy2ex

4 жыл бұрын

#Perfecttwin

"We would never lie to our fans" Nick Crompton, 2017

@raziffraz2071

6 жыл бұрын

Red Leader England is my city bruh

@shmuby4368

6 жыл бұрын

Red Leader he lied about England, only just found it is not a city

@chip-lol

6 жыл бұрын

"England is my city" Nick Crompton

@fenneleon

6 жыл бұрын

that car guy bruh dab on the haters dab bruh nayn cat harambe 🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵

@ACE360x

6 жыл бұрын

Red Leader 'wood never fans' Dick nonceson, 2KX7

Anyone else can't stop looking at the lights in pyros glasses?

@rquiiroz

6 жыл бұрын

Samurai Sans me either😂

@lazycunt3043

6 жыл бұрын

Samurai Sans fat

@chickenboirblx6185

6 жыл бұрын

Samurai Sans that's not light, those are his eyes that have been turbo powered by the youtube cancer

@themessiah8365

6 жыл бұрын

Samurai Sans anime eyes be like

@hybridged

6 жыл бұрын

Can everyone actually shut the fuck about his glasses

Pyro: “Jake Paul made an apology video” Subtitles: “Satan made an apology video”

@wildanramadhan7814

3 жыл бұрын

Same name

@achithefemboy

3 жыл бұрын

Imo Satan is forgivable

@ShrodingeRen

2 жыл бұрын

Satan actually has a purpose in hell, while Jake Paul has none

@radioactivenico1987

2 жыл бұрын

I thought this was a joke but no, its real, and likely 100% intentional

i cringed so hard when that girl was like"dAb On ThEm HaTeRs" i literally want to die now

@gorf__

3 жыл бұрын

The mum: dab on them haters? Girls:DaB oN tHeM hAtErS The mum: yea ? Ok

@aguythathere6529

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@WillekLeric

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@layeredpython914

3 жыл бұрын

I picked up my nerf gun and shot myself in the head at that point

@theultimateinksack5825

3 жыл бұрын

*game end

Little Girl: You gotta just dab on them haters *has a severe immediate allergic reaction and bursts into flames*

@crasher6404

5 жыл бұрын

Good.

@carterstong5124

5 жыл бұрын

Boi finna yeet, amirite😂😂🤣👌👌👌

@shakur4648

5 жыл бұрын

It's called eczema

@Snafesskeetit

5 жыл бұрын

Finally a man of culture

@Kalina47

5 жыл бұрын

Lucas Stritt I love how I thought of General Grevious’ death when I read that.

Pyro is literally the best in situations like this. He's so sarcastic but clear and definitive. That's why I'm subscribed.

@InevitableTruth247

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@amelialock7

6 жыл бұрын

rick walter why

@icegamingv2840

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Bogue check out a KZreadr called kavos he's good at stuff like this too

@psychicsaiko9099

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Bogue yep

@PseudoRhythm

6 жыл бұрын

yeap

Those kids screaming and saying “dab on those haters” made my ears brake and bleed.

@okayyiann6394

4 жыл бұрын

Herbs and Spices the one that said "We should all just dab on them haters."i really wanted to call her obese

@dogwithabeard2612

4 жыл бұрын

That sucks man, how hard did you brake? Did someone hit your ears from behind? Be careful on the road!

@amirkhazan3754

4 жыл бұрын

DOGWITHABEARD 26 we found a 9 year old

@spoderman7455

4 жыл бұрын

I'm bleeding right now Help

@bruv7286

4 жыл бұрын

I just heard pure cancer m8

"lets all just dab on these haters" actual translation "lets all create spores from our bodies and generate ebola in the area"

@tylermays1552

4 жыл бұрын

dewae115 no no no u got point

I cringed so hard when the girls came in and said " dab on the haters " Edit: thanks for 500 likes my dudes

@canceroustumor749

6 жыл бұрын

Karl F Same here. I just want anyone associated with Jake Paul to decompose slowly in hell.

@melfer95

6 жыл бұрын

Karl F Those children must be euthanized

@canceroustumor749

6 жыл бұрын

Mr.Nils [SWE] Everytime I see a Jake Pauler, I punch the LIVING SHIT out of their face.

@monochrome8948

6 жыл бұрын

Karl F When I am cringing on this part 9:10, I feel like crying with blood.

@monochrome8948

6 жыл бұрын

Cancerous Tumor please do. I am sick and tired of it.

*HATE ON THEM DABBERS*

@dontgettoojuicy3525

6 жыл бұрын

ok

@bleachboy7757

6 жыл бұрын

Revertive dab was suppose to be not cringey until some 11 year old white girls ruined it

@allvideo1

6 жыл бұрын

Reverzive *BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF THE DABBERS HATE BACK*

@BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88

6 жыл бұрын

INFINITE LOOP OF HATE

@Nick-jj3hg

6 жыл бұрын

#whatifthehatersdabback

9:11 - 9:20 This makes me wish I was no longer alive on this planet.

@souakadpadkid6685

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah 9/11 was really bad.

@lcb8333

4 жыл бұрын

@@souakadpadkid6685 yeah man my favorite game came out on 9/11 great day for humanity

I've never heard of Jake Paul and Logan Paul because i'm above the age of 13.

@hxlh4

4 жыл бұрын

a person with no friends you have been blessed.

@Ian-jm8ts

4 жыл бұрын

a person with no friends can i be your first friend

@Jonas______

4 жыл бұрын

a person with no friends ur lucky cuz I’m 12

@No-tt1tz

4 жыл бұрын

Christ has been resurrected?

@saltganker

4 жыл бұрын

@@No-tt1tz heck yeah

What if Vine Never closed down? This Shit would have Never Happend

@comedypolicehandsup5141

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, it would be with the "I'm in me mum's car" kid

@jasperishereyoo

5 жыл бұрын

Wait what ? what's going with the " *vine* as you said " stuff ?? Explain please I... I don't understand

@xxbluelegendxx1234

5 жыл бұрын

if vine made it so that it could be longer then 5 seconds then it would already be better then youtube

@superdude4178

5 жыл бұрын

This is all Twitter's fault

@voltagetortoiz3137

5 жыл бұрын

All vines fault

Not all superheroes wear capes some wear giant purple hats

The reflection off his glasses of his ring light looks like eyes

@drdow9680

4 жыл бұрын

SO IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO THINKS THAT

@mysticwizard101

4 жыл бұрын

incognito nope

@peterfile3889

4 жыл бұрын

same i think too

@nox7126

4 жыл бұрын

Finally

@sorbywhite5091

4 жыл бұрын

It's kinda..... CALMING

Just wondering Did anyone accidentally click on this in 2019 thinking it’s a new video but only realise at the end it’s 2 yrs old?

@chuuluvr778

4 жыл бұрын

YEP, dunno why, lol

@notthebees5646

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@dumbosaurus4656

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@taliatank891

4 жыл бұрын

Doowed bruh How did u know 😂

@lockokentucko9787

4 жыл бұрын

Doowed yep

A man was murdered and the weapon found at the scene was a dab.

@lukepedersen1321

6 жыл бұрын

MY GOSH THAT SOUNDS BRUTAL

@saltygarbage1878

6 жыл бұрын

You can't kill with a corpse.

The parents that bring their kids to Jake Paul's house are just the worst.

@benadrylsnickersbar2676

6 жыл бұрын

They probably just wanted to keep their kids busy while they're having se... NEVERMIND =D

@legobattledroid7979

6 жыл бұрын

JustSomeRandomRiceFarmerHarvestingRiceForMyFamily. What the fuck are you doing on the internet and go back to the farms. If you don't your family will starve.

@marcyvampyqueen

6 жыл бұрын

Bad Jar lol

@rhyojdee6119

6 жыл бұрын

bad parenting at its finest

@clairebrown4084

6 жыл бұрын

I assume a lot of them are getting there by themselves, as they live in the dense city of L.A. (L . A . I S M Y C I T Y). Not even west coast parents are that normie.

9:18 those kids where dropped when they were born and turned into actual cancer

“I mean I think you should just Dab on them haters man.” Greatest and most powerful quote of all time.

@tableswithoutchairs1168

3 жыл бұрын

if that's not sarcastic you have a big problem

9:20 i have never been more ashamed to be 14

@whomstyousay4276

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Po Po why won't you just show them the pecking order

@lazycunt3043

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Po Po sadly same

@SystemOrigin01

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Po Po - yeah I feel the same but to be honest they don’t act fucking mature at all.

@djstankboi5684

6 жыл бұрын

hell fire they wont be able to climb back up

@KayokoSudou

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Po Po I wouldn't have been more ashamed to be human or alive at this point

For me it looks like the reflection of the light in Pyro's glasses are big pupils.... It's freaking me out now

@-whatthefuckdidyoujustfuck3405

6 жыл бұрын

Blizzrobe pyrocynical has sugoi eyes or anime eyes

@CreepDudeMaster

6 жыл бұрын

Blizzrobe I was looking at it throughout the whole video

@WILLROCA973

6 жыл бұрын

tinnacleTM Fucking weeb.

@Jimmeh_

6 жыл бұрын

Blizzrobe They kinda look like cartoon ish eyes yeah.

@nicholasbocek2643

6 жыл бұрын

Blizzrobe that's what I was thinking lol I didn't steal your comment btw sorry about that

Jake's glasses make him look like an early design for Fat Man Cry 5's Joseph Seed.

@familyaccount3395

3 жыл бұрын

Fat Man Cry 5 leaks

The reflection on his glasses looks like he has glowing eyes inside a void

@gorf__

3 жыл бұрын

Waw i cant belive i found somone that watches dani AND jacksepticeye

when every comment is about hentai or dabbin on haters good day to die

@cinnamoncat8950

6 жыл бұрын

I like hentai

@Rin-sj8ii

6 жыл бұрын

SmashMan Six i love gay hentai, and i fapped to it. Dab on em haters.

@zr02fromcsm

6 жыл бұрын

Which is better : tentacles or futas?

@gagestephenson61

6 жыл бұрын

NOT A KAWAII ANIME GIRL femboys

@lazycunt3043

6 жыл бұрын

fat

When those little girls said "Dab on those haters" I unironically sighed

@zioplys

6 жыл бұрын

No My Guy i rarely cringe since its so fucking overused but i genuinly did then

@JOHN-wm2on

6 жыл бұрын

I call wrong generation...

@willkelly9726

6 жыл бұрын

No My Guy and then you saw this small nerdy kid with a team ten shirt and u just wanna die

@griffithgaming821

6 жыл бұрын

No My Guy We share the same feelings, here take this pistol and end my suffering, hell's even better than this place

@nomyguy1429

6 жыл бұрын

+1 savage sword

10:08 if someone was assaulted, I understand why they wouldn’t want to talk about it, especially on camera. It could be a very private situation that just makes you uncomfortable, especially if you don’t like being in front of a camera. But she already talked about the topic on camera and is definitely not camera shy. (I’m saying camera a lot oh wow) And the way she just ignores the interviewer is pretty suspicious.

9:10 everyday we stray further from god Also the neighbor was too nice

the bruise is makeup, it's so fucking easy to tell xoxo, a fellow makeup artist lmao

@sekkusupisutoruzu

6 жыл бұрын

pixeltearz I have a friend that does makeup and just from being around her I can tell.

@whateveritsjustkay725

6 жыл бұрын

pixeltearz I took one first aid class at age 12 and I know that bruises don't sparkle.

@madmonmon

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not even a makeup artist but I've made enough fake Halloween bruises to tell that that her 'bruise' is straight up eye shadow.

@KayokoSudou

6 жыл бұрын

HavocFries&HerApocalypse Actually people that have even a slight bit of common sense will know that scars don't sparkle

Mate, this actually got me thinking These paulers doing illegal shit completely stupid framing, faking all that shitty content destroying their neighbours daily lives, ending someone's career, everything Where are their parents? Do they just not care? I don't get it.

@oldspicebodyspray2648

6 жыл бұрын

no the parents are the kind that let their 8 tar old play gta

@BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88

6 жыл бұрын

They're ashamed of what they created

@GooeyDoggy

6 жыл бұрын

Welcome to 2017!!!

@Kiammyfy

6 жыл бұрын

Yea, I've been wondering that too

@qwerty-om4np

6 жыл бұрын

But mate, when their child starts making more money then them THEY WONT FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:08 my face has palmed beyond this dimension

I love how when Logan talks about how Jake would never do any of that, his face is just him thinking “wait…. i did do that”

That group of twelvies at 8:32 literally gave me cancer

@carlitohona7597

6 жыл бұрын

INAUDIBLE CHILDREN MURMUR

@deliriumredbonnie7188

6 жыл бұрын

vEthal027 gaming my kid receptors turned off aka a turn off because that's not how kids should act

@john-dd6gp

6 жыл бұрын

did anyone else see one of the twins from the sweet life of zack and cody at 8:32

@kindlejam3813

6 жыл бұрын

Im 13 and i hate jake paul and logan paul (thank god that i found commentators before jake and logan paul)

@SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing

6 жыл бұрын

L I T E R A L L Y

I stubbed my toe on my chair last night. Should I sue for assault and defamation? Class action? Supreme court? Guys pls help. Start a kickstarter for my legal fees.

@Salim-RS

6 жыл бұрын

BGaming Videos DDOS it.

@Gandingas

6 жыл бұрын

swat it

@ratzzz9343

6 жыл бұрын

Start KZread drama with it, that'll show em

@thishasbeenabandoned8039

6 жыл бұрын

Make A KZread Video about Thing That Stubbed Your toe

@fredrickwilliams9644

6 жыл бұрын

BGaming Videos Sue the company

me: that hurts my brain logang: dab on the haters

@banyuakhtar3272

3 жыл бұрын

logang and team 10 hurts my brain

Jake: I’ve never hurt someone Me: watching vid with elisa violet Hmmmm

Jake Paul is replaced by Satan in the subtitles.

@michiel4111

6 жыл бұрын

Pr0p4n8 lmao

@phishyguy4599

6 жыл бұрын

N o I c E

@skippymcflippynipsoldchann9983

6 жыл бұрын

replaced?

@jalenxavier2072

6 жыл бұрын

Replaced more like renamed

@deliriumredbonnie7188

6 жыл бұрын

Pr0p4n8 who is actually suprised

9:20 Oh the cringe

@Rock-7005

6 жыл бұрын

Oh yes sir

@henri131

6 жыл бұрын

It like hurts me in the most painfull way to have ever existed

@kayceegonzalez5808

6 жыл бұрын

the one and only golden frying pan how old do you think they are ? I'm 12 and I find Jake Paul just immature and rude

@Bob-pz8ug

6 жыл бұрын

I think I am gonna throw up.

@who_is_Isaac

6 жыл бұрын

God now I understand school shooters fucking hell

9:10 - You don’t understand how bad I cringed.

@mrnick8171

4 жыл бұрын

These fetuses

@niggussimmals9649

3 жыл бұрын

since when are sperms allowed to have an iPhone with youtube downloaded? (Edit:I accidently @'d MrMrpootis)

*just dab on the haters* *DABS WRONG* so you have chosen death?

Banks was vigorously dabbing on the haters and hit Meg while doing that. That is what happened. I was there. I was the glass that Banks drank from.

@jacobelsenbrook1121

6 жыл бұрын

And the rare hotdog he ate

@thiswasamistake7799

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Elsenbrook yep

Am I the only one who thinks that the Hollywood Fix reporter was actually quite polite? Yeah, he followed her, but only for a super short way, and really was quite kind... Most reporters are nowhere near that courteous. Just something I picked up on, don't know about anyone else, though

@CapitalismIsCancer

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the guy was acting quite professionally when asking questions from her.

His voice sounded like dantdm's low pitch voice 9:30

rewatch this video and pretend that the circle light is his eye

Rest in memes, Pyro, may you rest with the impact you had on youtube. Press F to pay respects. 1 like, one MLG parody video

@camerondavis6842

6 жыл бұрын

F

@ralphiemcdingus2075

6 жыл бұрын

F

@Deresta2002

6 жыл бұрын

Jack the furry lad F

@actualtomato3270

6 жыл бұрын

F

@latinocreamking02

6 жыл бұрын

F

Those kids should literally be diagnosed with a tumor in their brain cause my god that is the worst thing ever

@bigrenji3968

6 жыл бұрын

Monstrous Gaming X damn true

@jojolynx_1253

6 жыл бұрын

Says the guy with a anime profile picture😂 jk i have kakashi one

@pozlock1997

6 жыл бұрын

Leafy

@cravenmarigold7750

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Moustache My generation has hit a new low

@jazzydrawz3792

6 жыл бұрын

I have autism and not even I am as stupid as these actual twats. If a autistic child is smarter then your fully functioning normal child, what are you doing?

Jake: literally full Yeltsin’s his girlfriend into a bush of thorns Also jake in 20 years wondering why no one wants to date him: 🤔

Pyro’s glasses in the ring lights make it look like he has googly eyes and it’s really funny to me

Pyrocynical - Content Police dog

@chickenboirblx6185

6 жыл бұрын

Humern iDubbz lost his dog

@AAaa-qs7ev

6 жыл бұрын

ok

@brobot500

6 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@tempjohn3510

6 жыл бұрын

I don't get it why did idubbz not do it? U know he's gonna lose his fame for those content cop

@jojovibe1562

6 жыл бұрын

Nah Humern he's the police fox

I threw up in my mouth when the kids started dabbing

@latinocreamking02

6 жыл бұрын

God has left us

@yoshidavis3022

6 жыл бұрын

mikemath 37 literally?

@captaincoconut3031

6 жыл бұрын

My brain rotted when it happened

@stevenhoward1259

6 жыл бұрын

i had a brief 2 seconds were i litterally got the worst cancer possible and then it was gone when pyro came on the screen i never want to experience that again

@handsomemadmario

6 жыл бұрын

mikemath 37 EXACTLY 100th like

God I cringed when the little girls said “dab on then haters dabbbbb on them”

That montage of Jake Paul slip ups while he's claiming he never does such stuff was absolutely amazing! Where was that soundtrack from, it's familiar but I don't remember where it's from.

9:11 what if the haters dab back #jacksfilms

@dtphenom

6 жыл бұрын

XxxnoscopexxX Savage AF Cancer to all involved

@fardstudio5771

6 жыл бұрын

XxxnoscopexxX Savage AF *DAB BACK*

@Vuskenicht

6 жыл бұрын

XxxnoscopexxX Savage AF #DIMMIDAB on them haters

@HappyRussian

6 жыл бұрын

You hecking shoot them

@cosmiko._

6 жыл бұрын

You get blocked by Jake paul

I did naht hit her, I did NAT Edit: Im sorry but why did this get any likes whatsoever?

@gruwidge

6 жыл бұрын

Zippa *throws water bottle*

@asdf-ww1mx

6 жыл бұрын

Zippa i did not

@kmc0461

6 жыл бұрын

Zippa oh hi mark.

@chip-lol

6 жыл бұрын

*dabs*

@bigguy9959

6 жыл бұрын

Mark: (holding a football) Oh hey Johnny, what’s up? Johnny: I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her. Mark: What? Well did you? Johnny: No, it’s not true! Don’t even ask! What’s new with you? Mark: Well I’m just sitting up here thinking, you know? I got a question for you. Johnny: Yeah. Mark: You think girls like to cheat like guys do? Johnny: What makes you say that? Mark: I dunno. I dunno, I’m just, I’m just thinking. Johnny: I don’t have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me. Mark: Yeah man, you never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street. Johnny: A-ha-ha-ha! What a story, Mark! Mark: Yeah, you can say that again. Johnny: I’m so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much. Mark: Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky. Johnny: Well maybe you should have a girl, Mark. Mark: Yeah. Yeah, maybe you’re right. Maybe I have one already. I don’t know yet. Johnny: Well, what happened? Remember Betty? That’s her name? Mark: Betty? Johnny: Yeah. Mark: Yeah, we don’t see each other anymore. You know, she wasn’t any good in bed. She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments. Johnny: That’s too bad. My Lisa is great when I can get it. Mark: Oh, man, I just can’t figure women out. Sometimes they’re just too smart, sometimes they’re just flat-out stupid, other times they’re just evil. Johnny: It seems to me like you’re the expert, Mark! Mark: No. Definitely not an expert, Johnny. Johnny: What’s bothering you, Mark? Mark: Nothing, man. Johnny: Do you, do you have some secrets? Why don’t you tell me? Mark: Forget it! Forget it, dude! Johnny: Is there some secret, tell me. Mark: No, forget it, I’ll talk to you later! Mark hands off the football to Johnny and exits. Johnny: Well, whatever. Denny enters, passing Mark. Denny: Hey Johnny. Johnny: Oh hi, Denny. Denny: What’s wrong with Mark? Johnny: He’s cranky today. A-ha-ha-ha. Girl trouble, I guess. What’s new with you? Denny: Not much. Still going to the movie tonight? Johnny: Sure, we are. Denny: What kind of movie are we going to see? Johnny: Well we’ll see… Denny, don’t plan too much. It may not come out right. Denny: Alright. Let’s toss the ball around. Johnny: Okay. They proceed to play short-distance catch with the football while talking. Denny: Gotta tell you about something. Johnny: Shoot, Denny. Denny: It’s about Lisa. Johnny: Go on. Denny: She’s beautiful. She looks great in a red dress. I think I’m in love with her. Johnny: Go on. Denny: I know she doesn’t like me because sometimes she’s mean to me, but sometimes when I’m around her, I feel like I want to kiss her and tell her I love her. I don’t know. I’m just confused. Johnny: Denny, don’t worry about that. Lisa loves you too. As a person, as a human being, as a friend. You know people don’t have to say it. They can feel it. Denny: What do you mean? Johnny: You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live. Denny: Lisa’s your future wife! Johnny: Denny, don’t worry about it. You are part of our family, and we love you very much. And we will help you anytime. And Lisa loves you too. As a friend. You are sort of like her son. Denny: You mean you’re not upset with me? Johnny: No, because I trust you and I trust Lisa. What about Elizabeth, hunh? Denny: Well… I love her. Johnny: M-hm. Denny: When I graduate from college, get a good job, I want to marry her and have kids with her. Johnny: That’s the idea. Denny: You’re right. Thanks for paying my tuition. Johnny: You’re very welcome, Denny, and keep in mind, if you have any problems, talk to me, and I will help you. Denny: Awesome. Thanks, Johnny. Johnny: Let’s go eat, hunh? Come on, let’s go. Let’s go. I’m starving. They exit. Cut to an exterior panning shot of the Golden Gate Bridge. Cut to the room, where Michelle and Lisa are talking. Lisa’s neck is bulging throughout this scene, which means very few people have ever heard the dialogue. Michelle: So how’s Johnny? Lisa: He didn’t get his promotion. Michelle: Is he disappointed? Lisa: Quite a bit. He got drunk last night. And he hit me. Michelle: He hit you?! Lisa: He didn’t know what he was doing. Michelle: Are you okay? Lisa: Well, I don’t want to marry him anymore. Michelle: What?! Lisa: Johnny’s okay. But I found somebody else. Michelle: Lisa! This isn’t right. You’re living with one guy and you’re sleeping with another guy? Lisa: I’m doing what I want to do. Michelle: Well who is he? Lisa: His best friend. And he lives in this building. Michelle: I can’t believe you’re telling me this. It’s Mark, isn’t it? Lisa, you know, you’re just thinking about yourself. Somebody’s going to get hurt. You’ve got to be honest with Johnny. Lisa: I can’t do that. He would be devastated. Michelle: Well, if you care so much for him, why cheat on him? Lisa: Look, I really don’t know what to do. I love Mark. I don’t have any more feelings for Johnny. Michelle: Johnny’s so excited about this wedding. Lisa: I know. Michelle: You’ve got to tell Johnny. Lisa: No guilt-trips. Michelle: You don’t feel guilty about this at all. Lisa: No. I’m happy. Michelle: Something awful is going to happen. Lisa: Please don’t tell anybody. Cut to exterior shot of the house. Johnny is approaching. He picks up the paper. Cut to the room. Michelle: Don’t worry. You can trust me. Your secret is safe with me. Johnny enters. Johnny: Hello Michelle. I heard you. What secret? Lisa: It’s between us women. Michelle: Hi Johnny. Johnny: Did you get a new dress? Michelle: Um… well, I guess I better be going. I’ll just talk to you guys later? Lisa: Excuse me. Michelle: Lisa, remember what I told you. Michelle exits. Johnny: What’s she talking about? Lisa: It’s girl talk. I just told you that. Johnny: I never hit you. You shouldn’t have any secrets from me. I’m your future husband. Lisa: You sure about that? Maybe I’ll change my mind. Johnny: Don’t talk like that. What do you mean? Lisa: What do you think? Women change their minds all the time. Johnny: A-ha-ha-ha. You must be kidding, aren’t you? Lisa: Look, I don’t want to talk about it. I’m going to go upstairs, and wash up, and go to bed. Johnny: (shoving Lisa down onto the couch) How dare you talk to me like that! You should tell me everything! Lisa: I can’t talk right now. Johnny: Why Lisa, why Lisa, please talk to me, please! You’re part of my life, you are everything, I could not go on without you, Lisa. Lisa: You’re scaring me. Johnny: You’re lying, I never hit you. You are tearing me apart, Lisa! Lisa: Why are you so hysterical?! Johnny: Do you understand life? Do you? Lisa gets up and heads upstairs. Lisa: Don’t worry about it. Everything will be alright. Johnny: You drive me crazy. Lisa: Goodnight, Johnny. Johnny: Don’t worry about it. I still love you. Goodnight, Lisa. i cant get it all lmao

I was hoping Banks is just like “she has a chock fetish it got a bit weird”

Who else thought that Pyro had a wonderful high note? 3:16

PYRO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ISIS!!!!!

@latinocreamking02

6 жыл бұрын

LEGO TOM Na u trippin. Pyro has cancer and is dying soon

@mii1211

6 жыл бұрын

Quick! If you don't support his patreon account the prince of Nigeria won't be able to save him.

@loganweeks3075

6 жыл бұрын

LEGO TOM actually tho whats going on

@alankeane3305

6 жыл бұрын

Logan Weeks check his Twitter. His video has a 20 hour render time.

@boenix4890

6 жыл бұрын

f

I love hearing Pyro say, "YouChewber."

@teovinokur9362

6 жыл бұрын

youchuba*

@senitoni

6 жыл бұрын

AnTi90d lol I say it like that too 😂

@hairydino4568

6 жыл бұрын

sfangel yewchewbuh

@foolmetalfooly7897

6 жыл бұрын

YouJewber

@thepinkastronaut3990

6 жыл бұрын

AnTi90d, as same as i like looking at his ears

I just love how the subtitles call Jake Paul Satan

9:10 is this what American children’s learn from jake paul? Or anything youtubers?

Anyone else remember when pyro "dated" that underage French girl?

@Kimi-fb7fg

6 жыл бұрын

Logan Hernandez me

@Min-zj6ld

6 жыл бұрын

me

@fown4906

6 жыл бұрын

Logan Hernandez the girl who drop an age by a week, yeah i thinks she's just a sperm and an egg.

@grammarnazi2097

6 жыл бұрын

Pyro was 17 when keem said he dated a 15 year old french girl.

@t4rci427

6 жыл бұрын

She was 15 wait no 14. Nevermind she was 13

*OH HI MARK*

@user-mh1jz4yp7e

6 жыл бұрын

I did not hit her

@skiddyboi896

6 жыл бұрын

I did naht!

@Prognosis95

6 жыл бұрын

Just as I read that I heard it to 😂😂

@luke6049

6 жыл бұрын

Nicholas B I just commented that lol

@f0cke_wulf764

6 жыл бұрын

O H H I M A R K

The only reason why I would’ve made this video is because Jake Paul said “there is a lot of cameras in that club” when he should’ve said “there ARE a lot of cameras in that club”.

The light reflection in his glasses look like googly eyes lmao

I'm not fucking kidding, I have a friend that likes Jake Paul and Logan Paul, and thinks he's cool for that... He legit said to one of the teachers saying "See you tomorrow!" And proceeded to say "because it's everyday bro!"

@cian2168

6 жыл бұрын

You need new friends.

@TheWarback1

6 жыл бұрын

You need new friends.

@wethands6417

6 жыл бұрын

You need new friends.

@ovi5986

6 жыл бұрын

You need new friends.

@InevitableTruth247

6 жыл бұрын

You need new friends

I was not ready for the cringe at 9:10

@amsyar6968

6 жыл бұрын

Russian Normie save me

@benadrylsnickersbar2676

6 жыл бұрын

Oooh yeah.. they just reminded me of how no matter what you do in your life we will all be dead in the end of times, only for another universe to be born and then continue the sadness and suffering of life .=D

@ieattoddlers1368

6 жыл бұрын

Russian Normie Too much little kids showing skin

@rollin9630

6 жыл бұрын

Russian Normie ikr

@Jaxanator25

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Paul's house needs to have a dodge charger do some clearing of the lawn to rid the cancer

9:16 is callmecarson

I like to imagine that this circle of light in Pyro's glasses is his fucking eyes

I think the most crucial part is that in Logans video they take a blank piece of paper and claim it's the Police report and they don't show it, throw it away, and when the camera guy pans to the "police report" Logan yells at him to focus the camera on them... that's the most shadiest shit out of this whole situation...

@lazylapraspo

Жыл бұрын

I know you wrote this half a decade ago but… I see Most Crucial and I think Moist Critical

1st. Jake Paul face look like his IQ goes down with each new vlog 2nd. Where can I get "10:00 revenue" t-shirt and purple hat?

@jimmothypakistan5223

6 жыл бұрын

the T-shirt icon on his chanel front page

@MilaKanev

6 жыл бұрын

a n d r e w thank you ^_^

@shootbob79ps42

6 жыл бұрын

Mila Kanev type like IQ go down wit ech neiw cawmeent.

@fazevoldemort9774

6 жыл бұрын

Mila Kanev no no no you are totally wrong about the first one you said since think with me for just a second that how is he gaining so much subs and views every day that is smart he is pretending to be dumb but he is not what you think he is and I'm not saying this bcuz I'm a jake Pauler or something like that it is to make you realize that he is manipulating KZread through these tactics with his brother or it's just that his viewers are looking little children who don't have anything to do

@byrgenwerthh

6 жыл бұрын

check the description, its the fanfiber link

If you put subtitles on when he says jake paul it says SATAN

Pyro: Says Jake Paul English Caption: *_SATAN_*

9:15 THAT KID WEARING THE TEAM 10 HOODIE NEEDS..I mean *needs* to be a meme right now.We need new memes.

@lydiarupert4709

6 жыл бұрын

i don't know if it's a girl or a boy

@bensjamin1393

6 жыл бұрын

What're you talking about? The Hotdog man is a perfect meme. We don't need new ones yet.

@axeldummejakov5605

6 жыл бұрын

Franzeska Agnes Jake Paulers can't be cute.

@nashitarahim2090

6 жыл бұрын

bensjamin 13 That meme is dead

@jamesgibbons199

6 жыл бұрын

hes a deformed little transgender. hes reached all the requirements for his meme job listing

Can I just point out that one of those girls had a $1100 Sony mirrorless camera, a $100 Rode shotgun mic, and an $800 iPhone?

@rhyojdee6119

6 жыл бұрын

spoiled brats

@Ch4pp13

6 жыл бұрын

Probably doesn't even use the camera and watch and fiddles with her Iphone 7 trying to get it charged. But hey, they're the average Fake Aweful viewers.

@ddsdwedqwed362

6 жыл бұрын

dapy Relatable

@whoami5960

6 жыл бұрын

Spoiled kids.

@rishon7236

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's not hard to reach out and grab all their high priced tech, they can't do anything. Just little cocky cunts.

I love the bit with the king of the mountain it’s perfect for the situation

I like how his ring light looks like his eyes on his glasses.

@eggwell3571

3 жыл бұрын

omg i can’t unsee it

i love when pyro makes kermit the frog's voice

Let me tell you a story. June 6th 2017: Leafyishere sat on a couch next to NFKRZ and Pyrocynical. Leafy looked at his laptop. He saw a new music video titled "It's everyday bro" by Jake Paul. He looked at the thumbnail. He already new it was going to be a bad video. "Sorry guys, but I need to make a video on this." Said Leafy. "Aww. But we were watching top 10 anime betrayals." Said Pyro. Leafy just walked into his room. Pyrocynical and NFKRZ decided to go home. August 21st 2017: Faze Banks sat with the rest of cloutgang (I think it's called that. Correct me if i am wrong.) He got fed up with Jake Paul's childish behavior. He was looking at his laptop. He read the comments of the DramaAlert interview with him in it. He read the comments on the video. He would no longer tolerate with Jake Paul's lies. So he grabbed his MLG 420 blaze it sniper. And drove to the KZreadr lounge. Banks walked into the lounge. He saw team 10 on a couch. He went up to Jake Paul. Jake Paul got up. He ran towards the England is my city switch. He switched it. Then Jake paul turned into the England is my city guy. But 100× fatter. And 100× taller. Jake Paul, or then Jake Crompton. Ripped off the roof. He had a nuclear bombing spaceship. The spaceship dropped bombs everywhere. The pastor of LA god church ran out. "Jake Paul. God would not like this act." Jake Crompton picked up the pastor and ate him. August 21st 2020: Things ran horribly. The world was bombed. Kanye West was President. And Pyrocynical stopped making videos. Faze Banks sat on a building. He looked at what the world became. Faze Banks's wife Alissa Violet was badly wounded Team 10. Jake Crompton kidnapped her once. And tortured her. (I am joking around. I am doing this because I don't like Jake Paul. And I am not saying this because he actually tortured her before. He didn't. But he could find her in real life and hurt her like he did once before.) Faze Banks wanted to kill Jake Crompton. And he wanted to help his wife. It was his destiny. August 21st 2025: "I am going to kill you!" Yelled RiceGum. Who dressed in karate uniform. He could also shoot electricity balls out of his hands. He just saw Jake Crompton swallow his wife Sommer Ray (It's a joke. Calm down.) Faze Banks had his sniper pointed at Jake Crompton's head. He sniped Jake Crompton in the head and he fell backwards. Then RiceGum kicked a giant hole in Jake Crompton's stomach. And Sommer came out. Luckily, she didn't digest. But right when she came out. Jake Crompton sat up. He took a building, he tried to grab Alissa, but a giant glow came all around him. "You shall not kill these innocent people. But I shall kill you." Said a voice. Everyone looked. They saw Pyrocynical with a gravity gun. "You can't kill me!" Yelled Jake Crompton. Then Pyrocynical picked Jake Crompton up with the gravity gun. And swung him with the gun. Jake Crompton got swung to space, and Jake Crompton's hands and head exploded. And he died. Then the world was safe again. The end. Edit: Please don't be offended by this. It was just a joke. And if you hate Jake Paul as much as I do. Like this comment. Edit: Woah. Thanks for the likes. Edit: I might make a part two. Or a part three to the durv one in the replies.

@Random-bj3gf

6 жыл бұрын

5/10

@herbbirb3766

6 жыл бұрын

Top ten most badass anime characters.

@iboiscousinreptilianboi5507

6 жыл бұрын

Herbaceous XD

@shiny5053

6 жыл бұрын

dat boi's cousin Reptilian boi better love story than twilight

@skyhighlp1

6 жыл бұрын

dat boi's cousin Reptilian boi I just wasted 5 minutes

2:13 is just white kids being over Dramatic to a teacher

this feels like yesterday.

I hope Jake Paul's channel get's taken down... Just like Durv's

@dubzero7408

6 жыл бұрын

Carter Pugh if so I will celebrate it as a holiday and go to school like a hovis “did you here the good news”

@MorrowindES17

6 жыл бұрын

I hope that day comes soon and you tube will rejoice

@mythixthedragon6903

6 жыл бұрын

W A N N A J O I N M Y F R E E G I F T C A R D G I V E A W A Y ?

@des9517

6 жыл бұрын

Scunt ma man still with the scout bird keep it up

@toddhoward1498

6 жыл бұрын

TheoDG2 Nothing Durv is a god

When can KZread be free of cancer? when can i have a good list of recommendations? Please, tell me when KZread is safe. Please.

@TheKidiMen

6 жыл бұрын

Sinistryder S youtube is dead

@georggrech5924

6 жыл бұрын

This comment actually makes me sad, because I really want a KZread without drama, lying and deceit where everyone can just create content and make their fans happy. I want a happy, hard-working KZread not this cancerous mess. Sadly it seems that KZread will sooner die off than it ever getting fixed.

@reesepuff6351

6 жыл бұрын

Then pyro would be dead

@bigfootistherealandhetried8077

6 жыл бұрын

Reese PUFF No, not dead. His mission will be complete.

@intheaim8588

6 жыл бұрын

Sinistryder S never

I keep thinking those white rings in your glasses are your pupils lmao

I like how at 3:00 and until the video ends the name Jake Paul is changed to Satan in the subtitles.

Pyrocynical? more like 'LEEETS GET RIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWWWWSSSSSS" Pyrocynical? more like Detective Albino

@si6ck

6 жыл бұрын

Hotel? more like trivago

@sircancerlot8571

6 жыл бұрын

Dr. MEME! ...

@rodrigosanhilario6594

6 жыл бұрын

*detective lesbian

@mr.poopybutthole9603

6 жыл бұрын

B Akademia pyrocincal? Just don't give him a platform to defend himself

@nickthecynic587

6 жыл бұрын

Rodrigo San Hilario perfection

PYRO WE MISS YOU

@FearJay999

6 жыл бұрын

Kenaloverod09 ikr

@averagegamer5009

6 жыл бұрын

nagga no we dont

1:53 Was “It was my editor, bro, it wasn’t me, it’s everyday bro”, but... I guess, whatever

i watch "its everyday bro-oh-oooo" from pyro like 10 times

Good cop Bad cop Fake cop

@ew7167

6 жыл бұрын

Tree I CAN'T WAIT

@mcprol2467

6 жыл бұрын

Tree Nazi cops.

@brandon9172

6 жыл бұрын

Alejandro Jr Mendoza You ruined it.

@SSelkie3

6 жыл бұрын

Astoris commie cops

@MCPZ901

6 жыл бұрын

Tree content cop is probably never coming, if you watched a recent unboxing, idubbz made fun of those asking for it

Oh hey apparently "Jake" is pronounced Satan, the closed captions teach you something new every day

@theowainwright7406

6 жыл бұрын

Those captions are fucking hilarious

never would i think i would see the day when pyrocynical has ads on his video. good job.

i like watching these and pretending its still 2017