Isn't "financial freedom" a phrase used in every pyramid scheme ever.

@indonesianbassbooster5167

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin' hell Jake is a Qnet goon

@EvanMelts

4 жыл бұрын

MrSamwellPeeps “It’s called multi-level marketing”

@abigaillucy4668

4 жыл бұрын

@@EvanMelts aka a pyramid scheme

@bananasinfrench

4 жыл бұрын

I’d be willing to believe he just took their rhetoric verbatum. He’s clearly never once had an original though in that bean-shaped head.

@zachmauger8414

4 жыл бұрын

@@bananasinfrench hahahaha so true

*”Quit your job, drop out of school”* Yes, this is a *proven method* of *achieving financial independence.*

@nobody.123

4 жыл бұрын

Sightless_Seeker - Yeah, haha. And what people leave out about Zucc and Gates is they dropped out of college because they had already developed and received funding for a product, in other words, they dropped out because they already had an established path for success. So telling kids to drop out when they have no other alternative that’s more probable to achieving success than staying in school, is just utter stupidity, and really irresponsible.

@georgeruss6416

4 жыл бұрын

Apple Juice Simpson this is not going to work you haven’t even fired your boss. phhht

@mastershooter64

4 жыл бұрын

yeah what he means by financial independence is that you'll be entirely free from finance and money lol

@shawklan27

4 жыл бұрын

@Sightless_Seeker this

@rm5surf3r39

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, people can be successful dropping out of school, but staying in school is prob better for kids

Why would you learn Crime and Punishment from a teacher who isn’t even a criminal with a life sentence

@lettuceforlife4827

3 жыл бұрын

I know right? Smh

@kawabatayuri

3 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure my teachers have atleast commit one war crime during their life

@kylev385

3 жыл бұрын

Why is someone teaching me about Anglo-Saxon shield formations if they were never a viking.

@pxtxto2479

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute...

@theonlyplain

3 жыл бұрын

although if an ex-criminal taught children about how punishing crime is i think they would learn more

If Jake claims to be the smartest in his classes, I don’t want to imagine what his other schoolmates are like. They’re probably steamed vegetables.

@mertcansavetf2484

3 жыл бұрын

even heavy from tf2 has PHD on russian literature

@kiro2693

2 жыл бұрын

@@mertcansavetf2484 making him more of a doctor than medic, since medic lost his doctors licence

@arcanonn

2 жыл бұрын

Vegetables are at least loved and useful.

@d3va383

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t insult steamed vegetables like that wtf?

@deusexps4619

2 жыл бұрын

hey dont insult steamed veg like that! at least steamed veg is somewhat nutritious

“I was the smartest kid in school” >multiple typos throughout front page

@binglenuts7036

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus

@mauricemoss5277

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@aidzz2085

4 жыл бұрын

Jake responding to this comment: It’s because due to me not applying myself I forgot a lot of things in school

@bananasinfrench

4 жыл бұрын

Dorito Chips inaccurate, everything was typed correctly

@weskersbutt.

4 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but the grammar and punctuation errors....

Why are we being taught by history teachers who aren't actually major historical figures, am I right my guys?

@9annax

4 жыл бұрын

Why are we being taught by geography teachers who aren't actually a piece of land????

@ccc2839

4 жыл бұрын

Smh my teacher once teach me about ww2 but he's not Stalin or Hitler

@jimmypratt

4 жыл бұрын

You didn’t fight alongside Napoleon! Don’t tell me shit about him!💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@prime2243

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Why cant Napoleon himself come and tell me about the Napoleonic Wars what the frick guys

@headless3712

4 жыл бұрын

History teacher didn't take part in the holy crusades, get that shit out of my face

Jake in that promotional video actually sounds like he's telling me to join a pyramid scheme and devote my life to the sun.

@M23official

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment I've seen through out this entire comment section

@kroh7742

3 жыл бұрын

_praise the sun!_

@TheTownNarcoleptic

3 жыл бұрын

Jake Paul is somehow both an amazing and convincing salesman and an imbecile who crashes every metaphorical plane he’s supposedly going to fly before it even gets it off the ground.

@thepraetor7434

3 жыл бұрын

@@kroh7742 Praise satan?

@kroh7742

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepraetor7434 it's a dark souls reference And no it's not satanic or relating to god or religion It's a video game

Telling a person with anxiety "Stop having anxiety" is like telling a blind to person to see.

@maxdragon5043

3 жыл бұрын

"I don't care if you're muted, speak up!"

@yesno8273

3 жыл бұрын

“If you’re depressed, just be happy”

@caesthoffe

3 жыл бұрын

"you have scoliosis? just stand up straight"

@jmon651

3 жыл бұрын

You have Parkinson’s disease? Stop fidgeting.

@susiepilled

3 жыл бұрын

"dont hit me with that ADHD bullshit, just pay attention!"

Jake: School doesn't teach you anything Also jake: *Can't talk without saying like every 3 seconds*

@karlisulmanis3810

4 жыл бұрын

like what the heck are you like saying like I can't tell if you're like joking or like something else idk like smh my head

@orion2826

4 жыл бұрын

Geez, calm down there Stalin

@Orthodonk

4 жыл бұрын

That is like soo true

@szurururszurur9847

4 жыл бұрын

How are your legs doing?

@yesok4244

4 жыл бұрын

@Viking 1982 remember to steal iphones to become successful like jaeoeik peul!!!!1

Jake Paul: “I don’t charge to mentor people” I charge 19.99 a month instead!

@codroby8201

4 жыл бұрын

You have a fortnite profile pick so fuck you

@SC-ce3vp

4 жыл бұрын

Better line would be "I don't charge to mentor people, I extort 19.99 a month."

@ylikersantti5255

4 жыл бұрын

@@codroby8201 Fortnite Bad because cringe ew yucky

@SPOOCECIMO

4 жыл бұрын

cod roby fortnite epic

@Slask1

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing fortnite does! Kind of.

"Boomers merely adopted the internet, we were born in it, molded by it" _Jake Paul (probably)_

@Jequetepeq

3 жыл бұрын

plis help i downloaded mimecwaf gf mod and now computer make funni noise

@milky9602

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jequetepeq did u t ry turning it of and Bach on again??????

@Jequetepeq

3 жыл бұрын

@@milky9602 oh god now it sais that thei haced roblo x acount (oh no)

@somm150

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jequetepeq trie open de cass of composted and pee pee on the gears to cleen it

@SamZarifYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jequetepeq I hop ur r obux ackount get better1!!

I love how Jake made an influencer course but his brother made him and carried him to where he is now

@wizardmaster7475

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but knowing how Jake is he’s probably gonna take all the credit and say he himself made himself popular. He’s not gonna say Logan made them popular.

@princekyle4132

3 жыл бұрын

Ninja: Drake saw I was up and coming

Why are we sitting in class learning about World War 2 when our teacher isn’t even Adolf Hitler?

@tincan3

4 жыл бұрын

idk idk r/woooosh

@ballsucker28

4 жыл бұрын

@idk idk r/woosh

@Elenrai

4 жыл бұрын

@@ballsucker28 r/fuckofforiwillbreakyourfuckingarms

@Maruhodo

4 жыл бұрын

@idk idk no fucking way

@fl0cbitter611

4 жыл бұрын

@idk idk dumb

“Danny Gonzalez” *shows Drew Gooden* this makes me happy

@idc6510

4 жыл бұрын

So glad someone else realized that!!!!

@arkonez6730

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I laughed at that too.

@Uraganasviesulas

4 жыл бұрын

I like that refrence

@wackygoat5999

4 жыл бұрын

IKR they are the same person ahhhhhhhhhhh

@wackygoat5999

4 жыл бұрын

“ we are not the same person”

Jake Paul: You must have a good title to get views Vsauce: Makes a video with no title and gets 11 million views

@wizardmaster7475

2 жыл бұрын

It also has no thumbnail😂

@nathanbrown6279

2 жыл бұрын

Are you real James Charles?

@polishedbeans

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanbrown6279 Yes they are dipshit(Satire)

@nathanbrown6279

Жыл бұрын

@@polishedbeans ok…

Why are we learning math when our teachers aren’t math addicts

@lamb6276

3 жыл бұрын

*M A T H D E A L E R*

@monke6912

3 жыл бұрын

Meth

@yolomanski9205

3 жыл бұрын

@@monke6912 are you a fooking idiot?

@monke6912

3 жыл бұрын

@@yolomanski9205 yes

@killme2675

3 жыл бұрын

This is a severely underrated comment

It’s actually crazy how this guy could literally tell children to quit school and still have the undying support of his fans

@xephyre6955

4 жыл бұрын

Well his fans are all children so I'm not surprised.

@noh3518

4 жыл бұрын

I would like the comments, but The number is just to epic

@altnova6643

4 жыл бұрын

Well most of his fans haven't fully developed their cerebral cortex yet so it's really no surprise that they take his words as facts and act like he's the Saint of this new "incoming" era.

@dinoshotgun

4 жыл бұрын

AltNova your not wrong as I once acted like that, though that was towards MatPat, not anymore though, learned the error of my ways

@alejandroecheverry8560

4 жыл бұрын

@@dinoshotgun wait isn't matpat like unproblematic at tho

Someone : Has anxiety Jake Paul : Stop *Anxiety rate drops to 0%*

@rencugaa

4 жыл бұрын

That moment when you have a literal mental illness but it gets cured after a walk

@truckkun7704

4 жыл бұрын

renecul 420 if only

@asneecrabbier3900

4 жыл бұрын

r/thanksimcured

@LinuxUsersonly

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@rkalmas44

4 жыл бұрын

Jake reminds me as an entitled parent

Fuck, I cannot believe I missed out on that Youtoos. I know I’m like a whole century late, but I really love the design of that figure. Damn man.

@M23official

3 жыл бұрын

And the resales are more expensive than a valve index with every single vr game on steam

@roswithaadldinger3019

3 жыл бұрын

You think your late?

@monkeymaster27

3 жыл бұрын

You think your late?

@righttwix574

3 жыл бұрын

You think your late?

@weednose4203

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: av is a agent sent by pyro

"I wanted my fans to be able to connect with me on a different level." ... YUP! 100% not a cult

"smartest kid in school" He was Home-schooled with Logan !

@aidanheaney5301

4 жыл бұрын

Him being homeschooled with Logan Paul and saying be was the smartest kid in the school: "Well yes but actually no"

@zer0953

4 жыл бұрын

Logan's next video " I WAS BACK STABBED BY MY OWN BROTHER?????? (not clickbait) " also i think their parents should go to jail for crimes against humanity, raising these 2 fucktard and letting them go out in the world like this

@Hyper_TheOne

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhhhh that makes sense

@adamw9420

4 жыл бұрын

No he wasn’t, there’s tweets that Jake Paul was somebody’s 5th grade bully, but he was probably homeschooled before or after. I’m not quite sure. The tweet could be fake.

@slpemdnenikuf5253

4 жыл бұрын

@@aidanheaney5301 him saying he is smarter than Logan isn't saying

Jake Paul: "if you title it video, no one is going to click on it." Vsauce: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move*

@IamNotBoltha

3 жыл бұрын

Vsause: wellllllll I got 9.9 million views in that video and I made 39,500 dollars

@spacequeen1447

3 жыл бұрын

Like the video that it doesn't have a title

@velber1925

3 жыл бұрын

@@spacequeen1447 ‌

@Goofyahartesticles

3 жыл бұрын

@@spacequeen1447_

The fact that the whole website isn't justified and missing a lot of commas really fucks with my head

Jake: "dont title the video "video"" 400 IQ moment

"When I mentor people I don't ask for a dollar".....LITERALLY charges 20$ for his crappy influencer course.

@SolidRaiden2655

4 жыл бұрын

He doesnt ask for a dollar he asks for 20$ dollars.

@arandomjjbafan1744

3 жыл бұрын

@@flynncarter229 so even if you have 20 dollars ,you will waste it in Jake Paul scam

@higaiwokeru

3 жыл бұрын

@@flynncarter229 we get it, you have no friends

@kevenwang2250

3 жыл бұрын

i mean he wasnt lying... no way in hell is he gonna ONLY charge 1$

@nopushbutton

3 жыл бұрын

@@flynncarter229 why would you use the word "hath" in an attempt to seem more intelligent and use it incorrectly, just stop

Jake: Your anxiety is all because of you. Go take a walk. Talk to a friend. Me: *in front of the class doing my presentation and starts to get anxiety* (Thinks: "Oh god, what do I do. What would Jake Paul do?... I remember now!") "HEY BRO WHAT'S GOING ON? IT'S PRETTY COLD TODAY HUH?"

@oofimdead7334

4 жыл бұрын

Thats a big BRUH moment

@TheJiacheng123

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's supposed to be like stress, but he couldn't even get his words right? I leave it as a question because I don't know if it is what he meant.

@MrJohnlennon007

4 жыл бұрын

In all seriousness, when I get anxiety presenting in front of people. I just make it fun and might over exaggerate things almost becoming a different person/persona.

@francisc8846

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think what he’s saying is that far fetched. Don’t get me wrong I think jake Paul is a knobhead, but anxiety is in effect” self” created by the mind, although most people identify so strongly with their thoughts that they have no choice other than to suffer. If you suffer from anxiety, ask yourself, if anxiety is perceived as an emotion, then what is it that perceives the anxiety, who is it that views the feeling of anxiousness. Nothing that you actually are can ever be disturbed it’s just the mind playing games. To free yourself from these games, learn to meditate and educate yourself on how your mind works :)

@cherrisoda892

4 жыл бұрын

As you can see bees are dying at an alarming rate...and...uh..they- we uh- .. HEY BRO WHATS GOING ON ITS PRETTY COLD TODAY HUH?

"You've been lied to. The system is broken" im pretty sure he talked about his own project

@kirschitz64

3 жыл бұрын

We like to call that "projection"

1:06 'Danny Gonzalez' Nice

@omnipotentmage

Жыл бұрын

They are the same person what do you mean

I bet Jake is the type of guy who would have a crush on his homeschool teacher.

@michaelramirez6054

4 жыл бұрын

Orange Oasis 😂

@billyross8405

4 жыл бұрын

I have a crush on my cat i banged him before it's not gay it's just weird

@dollarstorethriftshop99

4 жыл бұрын

Billy Ross wh- what the fuck

@brdon2099

4 жыл бұрын

Billy Ross yes officer, this one right here

@JohnDoe-um1xv

4 жыл бұрын

@@billyross8405, is that a Shane Dawson reference?

A lot of CEOs might be dropouts But not a lot of dropouts are CEOs The logic is really not that hard to understand, Jake XD

@agpadpangusban3138

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah ikr? 😂😂 he's right that some of the largest CEO's are dropouts, but he needs to remember that dropouts are more likely to work in a mcdonalds than own an industry. It can happen alright! But it basically happens once every blue moon 😂😂

@PunishedCactus

4 жыл бұрын

Even those CEO dropouts are few and far between.

@agpadpangusban3138

4 жыл бұрын

@@vlc-cosplayer i see that you maxed out your intellegence first.

@braydenbelote8559

4 жыл бұрын

this is the greatest comment

@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis

4 жыл бұрын

@Noob master yeah, Bill Gates and Zuckerberg both dropped out of Harvard. Not to mention that both already had their companies when they dropped out.

I like the way he calls Drew Gooden "Danny Gonzalez" and also the way he finishes what Drew started

@Goldfighter5

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@Ludwig_Perpenhente

2 жыл бұрын

I literally confuse the two because for whatever reason they look so similar

I have crippling diagnosed public anxiety that basically cripples me when I have to meet or talk to new people. I’ve had instances where I have had break downs and near blackouts cus I had to just be in the laces with a lot of people. So it really annoys me that jake thinks you can control it and just shut it off like “yeah bro, just stop”. Like I wish I could, do you think I want this?

I love how Jake has slowly looked like he's devolving into insanity.

@mangleman25

4 жыл бұрын

Somehow Jake Paul has found a way to dig beneath rock bottom

@fwemp

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, what? Hasn't he always been insane?

@vuhlen9493

4 жыл бұрын

@@fwemp S O C I O P A T H

@jaygay6576

4 жыл бұрын

The alone-on-an-abandoned-island beard

@fwemp

4 жыл бұрын

@@vuhlen9493 Exactly.

“When I mentor, I don’t... like... ask for like 1 dollar...” *charges $19.99/month for financial freedom mentoring*

@crispiecord

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he's right. He's not asking for one dollar.

@shaneclark6279

4 жыл бұрын

Cloudbreeze 19.99

@qashplays7820

4 жыл бұрын

Simply Better $19.99

@brad2799

4 жыл бұрын

19.99 is essentially 20.00 you brainlets.

@sooo6944

4 жыл бұрын

Brad 19.99

oh boy that callmecarson joke aged well

@spongy7426

3 жыл бұрын

Shut

@ManManSL

3 жыл бұрын

@@spongy7426 Agree

@focusfailing2831

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, something happened with callmecarson 2 months ago? I need to be on KZread more.

@aidenmiller3832

3 жыл бұрын

@@focusfailing2831 Yeah, he sent the wrong kind of images to some people who weren’t old enough to see them

@dasonbane2839

3 жыл бұрын

Your joke is bad because his joke wasn't even in any way related to what happened to Carson

Telling someone who has depression to chill out and love life is like telling a person with asthma to just breathe.

I feel like Jake Paul was that one kid who everyone hated, never did any work in school, disrespected the teachers, and yet never accepted responsibility for the fact they weren't learning anything. So he created this scam because he felt sympathetic towards idiots like him because he didn't do his homework. Literally.

@officialtwat5713

4 жыл бұрын

He was homeschooled apparently

@Anonymations

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he bullied someone at school?

@canberkozkayran

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymations that's his brother.

@Anonymations

4 жыл бұрын

My bad.

@nicoledoss4624

4 жыл бұрын

You stop hating to are you going to do start hating them people are going to hate back on you

"I was the smartest kid in school" *X doubt*

@unpluggedtoaster7421

4 жыл бұрын

I think he was literally homeschooled

@xmm8299

4 жыл бұрын

@@unpluggedtoaster7421 Homeschooled...Yet he still wasnt the smartest in the class

@Hyper_TheOne

4 жыл бұрын

he was homeschooled so technically he was the smartest kid in school

@somefuckingretard8289

4 жыл бұрын

X

@laundrybasketgamers

4 жыл бұрын

Speech 0

If Jake was the smartest in school.... then I'm an absolute genius!

7:10 well not anymore

Jake: I was the smartest in my class Also Jake: admits to cheating in all his online course papers for high school after he'd dropped out Big Brain

@veryunoriginal9489

4 жыл бұрын

That class just so happened to be a special-ed one

@natemanning924

4 жыл бұрын

200 IQ plays right there.

@snaxa163

4 жыл бұрын

Now this is big brain time

@fatmarley6750

4 жыл бұрын

stale memes Very Epic

@luctut17

4 жыл бұрын

Byrger man tasty burgger

Pyro’s next video needs to just be titled “video”. Spread the word

@DiceDecides

4 жыл бұрын

i would actually click that so fast

@echoskelet

4 жыл бұрын

@Andriy M. Je to tak? Je to pravda. ( it is what it is or yes it is ) (It is the truth.) Russian?

@gingercabasan7509

4 жыл бұрын

it needs to be petscop 2

@Elenrai

4 жыл бұрын

@@gingercabasan7509 How about we try pushing shrek has swag on him? Nother sequel? Yee?

@bleach7343

4 жыл бұрын

I would click dat

12:33 He says while charging 20 bucks a month to mentor kids on "financial freedom".

I would rather spend that money on community college and actually end up with a degree

@wizardmaster7475

3 жыл бұрын

Well remember what Jake said, school doesn’t help you😂

I’ve never really heard Jake Paul talk before but he sounds like someone in middle school. His vocabulary and cadence sounds like a young kid who is being forced to talk in class or is talking to an old relative they hardly know. Very awkward and weird

@moxierussiano3071

4 жыл бұрын

He has a very punchable voice

@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458

4 жыл бұрын

tf is cadence

@samkadel8185

4 жыл бұрын

@@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 rhythm of speech. So pyros cadence is pretty steady and rehearsed-sounding, while Jake Paul speaks like he has no filter

@AppleGoose

4 жыл бұрын

I want to do the VERY BIG punch to the Paul jake

@enderredacted112

4 жыл бұрын

Peace was never an option

Jake Paul: You can all have free financial problems out your way. Also Jake Paul: give me more money and drop out of school so you can have the slightest chance to get a shirt that gets you bullied at school.

@slimnxglet9343

4 жыл бұрын

minecraft Except it’s filmed on mobile how could they get bullied at school if they dropped out of school?

@gothammart

4 жыл бұрын

cant get bullied if u dropped out, a real thought out plan as u can see

@deshovel5243

4 жыл бұрын

What school? They're now schooless :p

@dusk6159

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate, sheesh!

@quazstraethanjgaming6400

4 жыл бұрын

Stonks

Pyro's impression of funny child man is scarily on-point

"Plus a ticket to see Jake on tour anytime in 2020" Well, that didn't age well.

4:00 “quit your job and fire your boss” literally the start of every multi-level-marketing push Never thought Jake Paul would literally start a mlm

@milovarquiel

4 жыл бұрын

Cameron Lhamon You right about that. He is peddling mlm shit, now in digital form.

@WBRI_Brianless

4 жыл бұрын

Personally I am nowhere near surprised

@wade-potato6200

4 жыл бұрын

Hey hun do you wanna lose all your money? But my shitty essential oils

@ivenalanko2462

4 жыл бұрын

please someine explain what mlm is

@CameronL211

4 жыл бұрын

@@ivenalanko2462 multi level marketing, they target stay at home moms to buy products in bulk from them and sell them on social media, its a pyramid scheme the products are like leggings, essential oils and other useless shit thats made in a 3rd world country there is 3-4 levels to it he cut out the middle man and sells directly to the "influencer". aka the people who get fucked over for all their money after paying their life savings on some worthless product and having to sell them to their friends and family just to get out of the scheme.

Pewdiepie: *goes on break* Pyro: Pewdiepie: *comes back* Pyro: *wake*

@obamajoker7166

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@bumbum8825

4 жыл бұрын

nick names are hard omg how could we have been so blind

"Quit ur job and FIRE UR BOSS " XDDDDD

@princekyle4132

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he should’ve stayed in school so he’d know what the boss does lol

“I wanted my fans to be able to connect to me”= I want money get mom’s credit card now

"smartest kid in school" he was probably the smartest kid in special-ed class

@gonloburdee111

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@RealRetrimark

4 жыл бұрын

I think he is to dumb for that, maybe the homeschool

@terminallyblue206

4 жыл бұрын

Even that is a stretch

@arvid390

4 жыл бұрын

He definitely was the smartest kid in class. No coincidence that he has made it big. He is still a jerk though.

@nowthisisepic7428

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t read

Jake: "When i mentor people i don't charge them a single dollar" Also jake: *Charges $19.99 for that same information*

@aviewer3163

4 жыл бұрын

It’s technically the truth, he isn’t charging them a dollar

@leltasticmuffin5199

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, you have a keemstar profile picture so your opinion is invalid (I'm joking)

@turnt98

4 жыл бұрын

@@leltasticmuffin5199 (but you're not joking)

@Jackn17_

4 жыл бұрын

Its £19.99 with a 50% discount😂

@SloppyTelopy

4 жыл бұрын

@@nmgking8820 you misunderstood his joke. He meant Logan's not lying because hes not charging them a single dollar but 20 instead.

8:44 holy SHIT did that age badly

“You are the sum of your 5 closest friends” People who have no friends: 😶

Jake Paul: “I don’t charge a dollar to mentor” Also Jake Paul: Charges $19.99 a month to mentor

@forkflix1692

4 жыл бұрын

Courtney Kaye it’s still technically the truth

@reubenthomas6889

4 жыл бұрын

yee yee yeah cos he ain’t mentoring the person directly lmao

@MrJohnlennon007

4 жыл бұрын

shift they meant they he isn’t charging a dollar, instead 20.

@superskills1017

4 жыл бұрын

*Factually charges 20 epicly like a boss*

@HarambaeXelonmuskfans

4 жыл бұрын

Idiots: “i’ll make good and original memes” Also idiots: makes these comments

“DANNY GONZALES” *shows Drew Gooden* --“WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON” plays aggressively in my head-

@Brahim0801

4 жыл бұрын

i love danny gooden 😃

@Brahim0801

4 жыл бұрын

I hate drew gonzalez

@pip398

4 жыл бұрын

Riley Kittrell in his jaystation video he mentions Drew Gooden and then proceeds to show clips of Danny Gonzalez 😂😂

@TheDarkblade511

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly couldn't tell if it was a joke or not

@Brahim0801

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDarkblade511 i can't tell neither

Best part is now we know he wasn't even paying his taxes lol

6:03 Me rewatching this video after Jake Paul has gotten arrested, and is still getting in trouble with the law😳

Best part about top 10,000 is that the ticket doesn’t matter because of corona

@shortsentral

4 жыл бұрын

fuck the pauls honestly that’s way too high. Jake Paul fans are literal foetuses

@mr.square7286

4 жыл бұрын

It’s fetuses,

@Gabe508

4 жыл бұрын

Thought the Same thing

@calvin8201

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-xx9jr1yb7b- I agree

@SNinja91

4 жыл бұрын

fuck Jake Paul their*

*"I waS ThE sMaRTEsT iN mY CLasS I juST dIdNt applY mysELf"* Well then that doesn't make you all that smart now does it?

@badatusernamestm2919

4 жыл бұрын

ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky Special Ed Class*

@lifeismeaningless7169

4 жыл бұрын

@ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky king

@enderredacted112

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit. When did I get like?

@cricketsbest1129

4 жыл бұрын

@ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky facts

@enderredacted112

4 жыл бұрын

@ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky Ivan you didn't have to kill him

7 year old: What if I don't have $20? Jake: Steal your mom's credit card

“Even call me Carson does better than that”

@joshuaahern1

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he does.

If Jake was the smartest in his class, Im sure that his classmates would have treated me like I am a God or something lmao...

@kibot8988

4 жыл бұрын

Cosmos Vader ???

@tinpan6052

4 жыл бұрын

@@kibot8988 the joke is, is that jake Paul is an absolute idiot so cosmos vader, even though he might have like at most an average IQ would likely be treated as the smartest man on earth by his class as they have to be like, basically vegetables for jake Paul to be the smartest

@ajemajh

3 жыл бұрын

true... im a... kind of smart guy on the class and people treat me like god (only if they need me)

@justsogusto4979

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajemajh being smart is a curse and a blessing huh?

@ajemajh

3 жыл бұрын

@@justsogusto4979 fuck yeah

Jake is probably the type of person who scored the highest in his spelling test in elementary school and kept calling himself the smartest till 9th grade before dropping out due to too much "stress" and not applying much effort because its unnecessary

@sailor5853

4 жыл бұрын

He probably cheated at some test and called himself the smarter because every other kid was wasting their lifes studying

@kor9693

4 жыл бұрын

Oddly specific but ok

@broseph6877

4 жыл бұрын

I think your greatly overestimating his intellect.

@xresinance1290

4 жыл бұрын

@@sailor5853 apparently he said in a tweet that he cheated on a test of some sort, dont remember but it was from pewdiepies video

@grizzlyscalp9506

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Paul: “I was the smartest kid in class who dropped out because I couldn’t be bothered to apply myself.”

I like how all of jake pauls thumbnails have a sexualized girl in it.

The reason why teachers tell you not to say like repetitively is because of Jake....

Drew gooden : WE’RE NOT THE SAME pyro: danny gonzales made that video

@wormrotting

4 жыл бұрын

ah yes, Danny Gorgonzola, my favourite Cheese

@babyunrlsd

4 жыл бұрын

we are different none the less

@Nathi98

4 жыл бұрын

They are the same person so he's not wrong xD

@Andyboii_2

4 жыл бұрын

Danby nade rhe video????

@waspywasp451

4 жыл бұрын

WDYM. It's not Drew Gooden obviously, it's Young Face

Is it weird that Jake’s setup looks exactly like every cult recruitment video

@naksutinog6425

4 жыл бұрын

yea

@mussolini7809

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Paul is the KZread Equivalent of Jim Jones.

@imtryinatlife7904

4 жыл бұрын

You just created a conspiracy

@mussolini7809

4 жыл бұрын

@@imtryinatlife7904 Ok.

@jovanchakraborty7384

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Paul is discount Joseph Seed confirmed.

Why are we sitting in class learning about the ocean when our teacher isn’t even a fish

Me: I have Anxiety Jake Paul: Then just stop

Jake looks like the guy who gives you tattoos for free to "Express his art."

@supernoodle9389

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@izellaah

4 жыл бұрын

no he'd be the guy asking for a free tattoo saying that he'd be giving the artist free promo in return

@fawful52

4 жыл бұрын

And gives you HIV in the process

@caffeinated5432

4 жыл бұрын

R/rareinsults

@damiank5976

4 жыл бұрын

And then asks for a tip

"Quit your job, fire your boss." Proven fact you can 'FIRE YOUR BOSS'

@shaynehughes6645

4 жыл бұрын

Not if he quits

@chonkyboi7542

4 жыл бұрын

With m16 i can

@Hyper_TheOne

4 жыл бұрын

You just come up to the boss and say “Boss I have something to say its really important” and then you say “Boss you’re fired” then boss uses reverse card and ur fired now

@zephstreams

4 жыл бұрын

@@chonkyboi7542 OH MY GOD AHAHAH

@optimusc8060

4 жыл бұрын

Unless your a Marine

"There's an old saying you are the sum of the five people you've hung out with the most" Me with no friends: slowly disintegrates

Lmao jake really was the first “ escape the matrix” dude 😂😂😂😂😂

Pyro: "don't put it in a jar." Me after following Whang! for over a year: *dirty thoughts*

@d4-lt359

4 жыл бұрын

Make sure it stays away from the radiator

@SC-ce3vp

4 жыл бұрын

That's disturbing

@mrnukem5609

4 жыл бұрын

Please not the cum box

@oddacity5883

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm sweet nectar mason jar yucky

@r.p3728

4 жыл бұрын

cum jar cum jar

"There are teenagers making millions" and most of those already came from well off families. Add in, to be an "influencer" you need to be conventionally good looking.

@ninesalive

4 жыл бұрын

Or you can complain about things in your bedroom with CS:GO surf gameplay

@rraff9679

4 жыл бұрын

Who said you have to be good looking to be an influencer 😂, I see someone on youtube like callmecarson being a heavy influencer for me

@thecoolnerdcolress1738

4 жыл бұрын

@@rraff9679 Just because of that shitty "smpcraft" or whatever its called

@ghsu

4 жыл бұрын

@@thecoolnerdcolress1738 shitty?

@fellowgamer5363

4 жыл бұрын

Have you SEEN CallMeCarson? He's killing it

I like how he calls drew, danny because they looks the same

@bradentheman1373

3 жыл бұрын

I love that meme and it’s like they are the same exact person lol

Stand User: [ JAKE PAUL ] Stand Name : [ HUSTLE ]

I feel like I'm losing brain cells hearing Jake talk. It seems like he didn't even prepare what he wanted to say.

@SharlyTV

4 жыл бұрын

he's high as a kite

@GloriusKlaus

4 жыл бұрын

jake paul, more like like jack no iq he is the stupoid missi maybe missing the chromosome¿

@atomsmasher703

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't, I guarantee it...

@benjamincrew1949

4 жыл бұрын

Do you think he has the brain cells to prepare anything? He's a spoiled rotten child coasting on his undeserved fame from ignorant children. If this guy lost all his money today, he'd be on the street tomorrow. He's had everything handed to him on a silver platter.

@thehermit8618

4 жыл бұрын

Thats cuz he's a waterheaded douche, thats why

"What if I don't have 20$?" "Get them somehow."

@wrx1th873

4 жыл бұрын

go get your parents and say "invest"

@vigraham5144

4 жыл бұрын

@@wrx1th873 lmao

@metaford3746

4 жыл бұрын

@@sabishi2150 time to sell myself on the street to get into that sweet jake paul get rich movement

Ah yes reminds me of when keemstar said people with anxiety and depression are bullshitters, mental health problems aren’t real, and if you think you suffer from one, drink a beer

Gotta love how Pyro is so good at telling Danny and Drew apart

"You need to title your video something interesting not just "video"" Vsauce: 9.1 Million views

@hatekudzu

4 жыл бұрын

true

@LogsMaggot

4 жыл бұрын

Egg

@diegov1743

4 жыл бұрын

I mean Vsauce was already well known

@guacamoli7

4 жыл бұрын

He’s big cheese.

@Sifter2K

4 жыл бұрын

@@diegov1743 Don't try to support Jake even a bit, please xD

12:45 - "I don't charge people for my mentorship" - FFM costs 20 dollars a month Well. Uh.

@Jamie-927

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you literally need to pay to here that he doesn't make people to pay to here that

"Danny Gonzalez made a really good video.." While showing Drew Gooden's footage ahahah

6:48 does that 5 year old child seriously have a shoulder tattoo?

@mrmarcleman322

3 жыл бұрын

yup

@intruder6628

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately......

@sabinfigaro7334

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit! Lol no way that's real...that's abuse.

"Danny Gonzalez" *he knows the lore*

@IDontLikeEggNOG

4 жыл бұрын

CindyGrape I was searching the comments to see if anyone else acknowledged it.

@SND08

4 жыл бұрын

They made a song for this

@nitya404

4 жыл бұрын

Hello gre g and stinkers

@SND08

4 жыл бұрын

@@nitya404 *Little Stinkers

I think at this point, Jake has solidified himself as the definition of shameless. Bruh is really selling self-help videos when he can't even help himself lol.

@Statability

4 жыл бұрын

Anomalox he only wants to impress his fans, nobody else. That’s why he doesn’t respond to all His hate

@noanime9973

4 жыл бұрын

Thats how mafia works

@aryansomrain5099

4 жыл бұрын

Because he's washed. He isn't as relevant as before.

@andyschmidtchen494

4 жыл бұрын

At this points? Like just now? And not like 4 Years ago? :D I lost hope that young children will ever be cured from such ppl O.o

@ToasterBath

4 жыл бұрын

@@andyschmidtchen494 well yes, he's done lots of stuff before. But, this literal pyramid scheme is by far the lowest he's gone

Bruh if you made a petscop 2 video, you'd be called brave and thought provoking

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.

Did pyro just quit the game reviews? He hasn’t done one in like a year.

@sleepynights2677

4 жыл бұрын

Moth Clements you mean *P E T S C O P 2*

@rigatoni_pasta

4 жыл бұрын

Moth Clements I would really love another one. They’re always rad.

@shruthis2149

4 жыл бұрын

The game reviews which pyro does were really good

@jaysanj152

4 жыл бұрын

No kidding,Pyro is super good at reviewing games honestly... Hopefully he'll get to review some games someday.

@FaissalsAnimation

4 жыл бұрын

*_PETSCOP 2_*

"Social Influencers": **Says some dumb shit about mental disorders** Also "Social Influencers": **Gets major backlash** "Social Influencers": That was meant to bring awareness to **insert mental disorder here**

@dollienan

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Yang as a *mental disorder* person it make me :| fuck off prick paul, let me have issues in piece and not have people pretend to care about our problems for money

3:26 wow my anxiety was cured 😐 it’s real and it’s tough having it

honestly dude watching your videos while drunk is amazing, not saying watching your videos when I am not drunk is worse you just make good videos

Job: where did you go to college Guy: jake Paul taught me Job:

@sasg28

4 жыл бұрын

Worlds first chair with 3k subs hello I’m subbed to you

@bruhmoment1072

4 жыл бұрын

Job: bruh moment

@sammyxv7020

4 жыл бұрын

Job:you’re hired

@yamilmao

4 жыл бұрын

Okay Ela

@thatpatdkid5207

4 жыл бұрын

Job: [removed]

“Fire your boss” Modern problems require modern solutions

@peanutpeanutpeanutpeanut

4 жыл бұрын

Snakes On The Square it’s because he dropped out of school because of this program

“You are the sum of the five people you hang out with” bro five friends where do I get those