"You don't 'consider things dumb.'" "You consider me dumb!" One of the smartest underappreciated lines in J&A history.

"Uh oh, here comes... SNATCHER!" is possibly my favourite line delivery in all of Jake and Amir.

@jajouji

7 жыл бұрын

WheresWallace4883

@ColdBlooded6666

7 жыл бұрын

WheresWallace4883 Did I mention sale was a goose?

@azmin92

6 жыл бұрын

You forgot Penis.

@inconsolablepeasant1548

6 жыл бұрын

Some of my favourites that I can remember off the top of my head: “Did I mention that the hospital was a van?” “I’m looking at one listing that is particularly cherry, though on the contrary it might be an apple, because it is that of my eye.” “Bad.” “WHY SO SERIOUS?” *rolls lipstick up* “Damn it... shit. Uh... yeah. Went for it, didn’t get it... that’s... gonna happen. Dane Cooke even tells jokes that sometimes don’t get the laughs, it doesn’t mean shit. This feeling never gets old- Don’t take a picture, don’t tweet it. This lipstick was expensive as shit too. It wasn- yeah. This feeling sucks it’s like a total total gut check. Maybe it’s the beret, like it’s too far away from the joker, the Girl Scout outfit. What?” “I didn’t say anything” “Maybe you didn’t hear... I’m gonna give it one more shot, 3 2 1 WHY SO SERI-“ “I heard it!” “OKAY!” “This LA pool party is going swimmingly!.. Jesus Christ... You make these jokes that anyone- anyone would laugh at and he’s just such a... Why be friends with him... It’s so obvious he’s egging me on to tell more jokes... that’s the only way to interpret this otherwise why would he be such an unfunny... ass.” “Goood morni-“ “GO HOME!” “Good mor-“ “Go home and shower and change.” “Good morning, I said!” “It’s 6pm and you’re just coming in for the first time, and you’re literally dripping with cologne.” “I don’t have a menu on me, but if you have any spaghetti dish, like a pene vodka, something tomato-ey chesse-y THAT YOU CAN SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!” “I did a good job of washing it. Of washing it, I said!” “Ew no, you didn’t.” “It’s vinegar.” “Vinegar?” “It’s vinegar.” “What th- why vinegar?” “Why are you not complimenting me? Just because it’s vinegar doesn’t mean you’re not gonna compliment me.” “That’s exactly what it means. Yes.” “Blend! Blend this!” “You think I give a flaming fart what people say, man?” *shits his pants* “Oh... No... Anyhoot.” “I am ashame.”

@sunshine_tidings6983

6 жыл бұрын

if you don't believe me, ask my UNCLE

“I can only presume...” “DON’T!”

Amir is amazing in this one. This is the equivalent to a 4th Quarter game winning touchdown drive by Tom Brady, except for comedy. He literally doesn't say a single thing right in the entire episode and it was beautiful.

@joedkat

Жыл бұрын

Okay, so what are you, 12 EARS old??

That was like a conversation between Sims.

@tardersauce3578

5 жыл бұрын

This is such a good comment

@adambarker9524

5 жыл бұрын

*oblivion

@eggo5643

5 жыл бұрын

vaguely

@SteveCowlishaw

4 жыл бұрын

theres a disconnect here

@TheLarch

3 ай бұрын

Let's play it by year

“He’s more a friend than a friend of a friend” I fucking lost it, don’t know why it was just so perfect

@BenjaminGoose

4 жыл бұрын

Why are you so angry about it bro? Calm down bro.

"Uh-oh, here comes Snatcher!"

@thatgirlcheree

8 жыл бұрын

👍

@kjartanvalur3960

4 жыл бұрын

👍

@azz75sl

3 жыл бұрын

🦶

Den, Snatcher, Parm, Leron, Mickey, Amir has weird friends

@sjturner15

8 жыл бұрын

+longhorns13192 traycen and bradlyn

@Asdasty

8 жыл бұрын

+Sean T Sale, Traven.

@General12th

8 жыл бұрын

+Best Braai DID I MENTION THAT SALE WAS A GOOSE

@psolo3

8 жыл бұрын

lasagna and hamburger, if you count his clients

@architreddy2912

8 жыл бұрын

+psolo3 he also as a friend named widely

“Don’t presume because you make a Pres out of um and e” is my new motto in life

@wesspect

3 ай бұрын

I use “don’t assume, because you’ll make an ass out of ume” in my daily life and it gets a laugh 9 times out of DEN chicks love that jake and amir shit

"You don't consider things dumb." "You consider me dumb." Possibly the smartest thing Amir has ever said.

@elfpi55-bigB0O85

3 жыл бұрын

2021 jake and amir binge gang gang gang

@Redfield982

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I'm back here after all these years

@diberhaze

Жыл бұрын

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"...Don't ask me if I'm ready!" You can see the slightest smirk on Jake's face, showing how much he's struggling to not burst out laughing here.

My girlfriend and I still do the "Refresh my memory." "Out with it." "Ready?" bit from 0:50

This is the most absurd jake and amir there is. I love it

@bigbud6842

5 жыл бұрын

Not even close

@bigbigx2250

4 жыл бұрын

even close

"When I told you that last week you welled up. You welled right up like I told you your parents were dead." "I wish." "Wow, dark!" hahahah

I think "don't presume, because you make a pres out of ume and e" is the jake and amir line that pops up in my mind the most

7 years later, can confirm the intro was right. This was the top of their game

I like how den just vaporized into thin air after the "conversation" with amir.

@asafschreiber7941

3 жыл бұрын

as did Amir's shirt

I say “there’s a disconnect here” anytime a conversation is going oddly

0:50 - 1:16 is the funniest back and forth i've heard in a lot of their videos. Just great acting and reactions

This... This is the best one.

@BrianMontesQ

7 жыл бұрын

Alexander Hamilton it really is

@eboooo

7 жыл бұрын

Alexander Hamilton that season or year has the best ones

"Remeber when..." "Refesh my memory" "I was about to" "Refesh my memory" Aw man, how ive missed jake and amir treweg

Between 1:25 and 1:28 the shirt changes from saying "I've never" to "I never."

@HadesJambix

9 жыл бұрын

Fuck continuity

@fatymah1138

7 жыл бұрын

Jambix McHades theres a disconnect here

@taliakellegg5978

6 жыл бұрын

Fatymah Osamu vaguely

@sahilpatil8140

6 жыл бұрын

Consider it dumb.

@jethrograce7082

6 жыл бұрын

They were just playing by year

I'm going to name my daughter Snatcher...

@stevemyers3082

8 жыл бұрын

+Apathy And you can razz her about it all the time by saying, "Uh-oh, here comes Snatcher Den!"

@lukemckenzie0121

7 жыл бұрын

Uh oh here comes snatcher

@ChristmasPterodactyl

Жыл бұрын

Its been seven years, have you had a daughter yet?

@Segwo

11 ай бұрын

@@ChristmasPterodactylupdate, had a son, named him Den. 😅

Who else thought that this episode would be a normal conversation.

This is easily one of the best ones.

You make a pres of um and e. LMAO!

"I can only presume-" "DON'T!"

Vaguely, vaguely, haha, no man, there's a disconnect here, haha no man, consider it dumb, we'll play it by year, there's a disconnect here, vaguely, absurd, vaguely. Bye.

LOL love jake & amir

@bigt1877

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit it’s Stone Mountain 64!!

@zmoney1001

3 жыл бұрын

Stone, before zone, what a blessing

@kennsquires4139

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I loved Jake and Amir too, but then they found out about my dad's pyramid scheme and we had to freakin move!

@thorodinson6649

2 жыл бұрын

Ancient comment

The execution and editing of this vid is phenomenal!

It is amazing that Amir called this as their best sketch in the intro when it is easily up there.

"You are 12 ears old" "What?" "What?"

I honestly don't know why I expected this to be a video of Jake and Amir actually having a normal conversation.

"Here comes snatcher!"

Saw the title, an I was like, yeah right, nothing is normal with Jake and Amir.

yoo all of the deleted jake and amir’s are gonna be on this channel 😳

@Thomas-hh2yu

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently they just got ownership of the IP from Collegehumor so I guess they're listing all of these publicly now

@extroverted_hermit

3 жыл бұрын

I was so confused, becasue I was coming for my monthly Jake and Amir binge, and I see all the comments are gone and its under IfIwereYouShow

2:20 My favourite all time Jake and Amir moment

Saw the title and I was like, 'That's not possible with those two.....'

Just back for my regular re-watch. This episode alone has altered my vocabulary beyond repair.

@64manxman

2 ай бұрын

"there's a disconnect here" is in my daily rotation

This is an absurdly brilliant video! Must've seen it a thousand times, still impressive!

"I presume..." "DONT!"

The "normal conversation" reminds me of Waiting for Godot.

"Don't presume because then you make a pres out of um and e" The writing was priceless between these 2

1:48 "I can only *PRESUME* -" "DON'T!"

Den is played by dan

@world-traveler880

5 жыл бұрын

The basketball phone man

I still use “make a pres out of um and e” in my daily lifw

This may literally be my favorite Jake and Amir sketch.

the discourse around play it by year is honestly golden

They should do an anti-joke episode where they actually do have a normal conversation. It'd have you on the edge of your seat every second... :D

This has got to be the hottest Jake ever.

This is the perfect Jake and Amir episode. All others are inferior.

the both "what?" always gets me

I think my soulmate would be someone who finds J&A as funny as I do

@sirsnowy7986

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😎

@70sman

2 жыл бұрын

The comments section on Jake and Amir videos are clearly the best dating site/app.

@RebornLegacy

2 жыл бұрын

@@70sman Yeah, and the gender ratio is probably just as bad.

I’m responsible for 50% of the views

this is my favorite episode. i want this shirt 😭

This is one of the best J&A episodes of all time.

Was hoping they were actually going to have a normal conversation.

@General12th

7 жыл бұрын

Are you saying that wasn't a normal conversation? Consider it dumb.

@izzulhaziq4898

3 жыл бұрын

@@General12th play by what ear?

@climbitclimate

3 жыл бұрын

@@izzulhaziq4898 there’s a disconnect here

Uh oh here comes SNATCHER!!!! I died at that lol

Love coming back to these

I lost it when they said "what??" at the same time

My name's Den!!!

@Katloft

7 жыл бұрын

Denning Isles Dan?

@OhplsAndrew

7 жыл бұрын

Ben?

@ASackFullofKittens

7 жыл бұрын

Richard?

@writingsongsforfrogs5672

7 жыл бұрын

Dan?

@samanthablasi-mason9062

7 жыл бұрын

Denning Isles SpongeBob!

"don't presume because then you make a PRES out of you, and me"

@neilsmith5510

2 жыл бұрын

pres out of um and e

This made me remember that I too thought the phrase "play it by ear" was "play it by Year" for like the first 16 years of my life or so...

Best Jake and Amir I've seen in awhile!

Dan?

@mmtigan

10 жыл бұрын

Den.

@DibsOnMe

10 жыл бұрын

Ben?

@mmtigan

10 жыл бұрын

Den.

@DibsOnMe

10 жыл бұрын

Den?

@mmtigan

10 жыл бұрын

Yes.

2:12 That's how I feel when I watch Jake and Amir.

I'm caught in a loop. On autoplay the bootcamp episode is next, but then this episode comes next after that and I haven't been paying attention and I've been listening to the two of them back and forth for an hour.

One of the best they've ever made.

I saw this and thought "ya, right."

Den is great at reviewing fruit.

this is quite funny and weird and hilarious at the same time keep em comin dude!

This is the best episode of all time.

best conversation ever. DEN!

@NateWild

8 жыл бұрын

+Magalí Iglesias Barenys Vaguely?

@magpie405

8 жыл бұрын

+somerandomguy365 There's a disconnect here

@getflankedm9794

8 жыл бұрын

+Magalí Iglesias Barenys consider it dumb

@NateWild

8 жыл бұрын

We'll play it by year

@getflankedm9794

8 жыл бұрын

somerandomguy365 What year?

Lucky breast!

this is the best episode hands down

This is one of my favourite things ever

Where can I get that shirt?

"So what, youre twelve years old" Both: "What?!?!" gets me everytimes

Sometimes I'm amazed Jake and Amir still make me laugh.

You don't consider things dumbs, you consider me dumb, best line

lol everytime i watch this video i say "WHATTT?" with them

Do they sell that shirt though

it's funny watching them interact like this.Normally it's Amir doing something stupid and Jake chastising him about it and commenting sarcastically and Amir just taking it, but it's funny when Amir argues back with him LMAO

Beginning a conversation with 5 consecutive vaguelys' honestly brilliant

I've been saying play it by year my entire life... I thought I was right

2:00 was that jared padelelicky

@schuesslerlauren

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit... That really did look like it

hahaha, please make more of these

Thank you man, I really appreciate that you understand me here. Nice to know there's good, reasonable people in this world.

Den is short for Dennis.

Den

@haydenbrown514

9 жыл бұрын

dan?

@rupertcornholio209

9 жыл бұрын

Ben

@rosewood217

9 жыл бұрын

Here comes Snatcher!

@thatmanckid

9 жыл бұрын

Rupert Cornholio Gren

@sagjig2

8 жыл бұрын

+James Hodson There's a disconnect here.

I love this show because it makes so much sense!

This made me so happy miss this

2:08

@BrianMontesQ

9 жыл бұрын

Same

What are you, 12 👂s old?

This might be my favorite one.

This deserves more views

Snatcher

@genikalandry8313

2 жыл бұрын

Here he comes

@ponderous_tomes

2 жыл бұрын

uh oh

Dan?

@ethnic74Xx

10 жыл бұрын

Samuel Barker be

@charlesg230

10 жыл бұрын

Samuel Barker Vaguely?

@101SAVIOR

10 жыл бұрын

charlesg230 consider it dumb

This was 9 years ago? Jesus..Now I feel old.

these are funnier than ever, love it