“She looked at me like I had requested it from hers” That killed me 🤣🤣🤣

@imranahmed-in4mo

3 жыл бұрын

Did you enjoyed

@potato686

2 жыл бұрын

@@imranahmed-in4mo nah he dead

@tortilla.co605

2 жыл бұрын

@@imranahmed-in4mo oh lol this is funny you would be good role of one side Jack you got the right when I got the last one I’m horrible

@trickytreyperfected1482

2 жыл бұрын

@@tortilla.co605 what

@goawayandlearnsomedamnmann1391

2 жыл бұрын

That’s my favorite part 😂

"We have enough milks. STOP MILKING SHIT" Dumbledore said calmly

@LilKitten9620

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I heard that in my head 🤣🤣🤣

@rasmuspetervammenrsns3353

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@EthanBuildz

2 жыл бұрын

I like how I read that in Stephen frys voice

@callumhowgego14

Жыл бұрын

HARRY DID YOU MILK THE GOBLET OF FIRE? Dumbledore asked calmly

@fnfaddict

Жыл бұрын

im not happy with us either 💀💀 we figured out how to milk rice

fun fact, in arizona plant-based milk can no longer legally be allowed "milk" because the farmers got mad, so we have a wide variety of "nut juices"

@chriscostanza8873

3 жыл бұрын

First time I’m envious of America

@shutout951

3 жыл бұрын

@@chriscostanza8873 i give it about 20 minutes before the French milk farmers park their tractors on the highway and bring this to Europe.

@chriscostanza8873

3 жыл бұрын

@@shutout951 french milk market is very different they have levels of pasteurisation to consider first.

@bossman8805

2 жыл бұрын

imagine being such a snowflake you get upset by something being called milk 😂 that’s like saying oh you can no longer say chicken drumsticks cuz percussionists got mad

@chriscostanza8873

2 жыл бұрын

@@bossman8805 ironically milk substitutes actually have a much higher profit margin, shelf life and I’ve found people are actually willing to pay more for it for those snowflakes are fairly business savvy

“Your suffocating me~ no actually I’m making you oxygen negative” I shall use this quote in my life somewhere.

@madziastudios8935

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@infinitevirus4826

3 жыл бұрын

when are you ever gonna use that other than a murder? lol

@HardDiff

3 жыл бұрын

Infinite_virus exactly.

@GhostBear3067

3 жыл бұрын

Or CO2 hyper-positive

@user-eb6ne8vi9w

3 жыл бұрын

My exact first thought when 8 heard this phrase

"We have enough milks. STOP MILKING SHIT!!!" I'm crying. He is absolutely one of my favorite comedians.

@imperallady

3 жыл бұрын

Stoooop milkiiing shiiit! I laugh like hell every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lisa_san7037

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t breathe 😂😂

@lordaurelius83

2 жыл бұрын

If the video had captions I would've made it into a meme

@spinarch5482

2 жыл бұрын

This man complains in sope opera.

@thegreenrabbit2737

2 жыл бұрын

same tho

“We’ve got a coconut milk - We’ve got an almond nut milk - We’ve got a hazelnut milk - We’ve got a cashew nut milk - We’ve got a macadamia nut milk - We’ve got an oat milk - rice milk - hemp milk - soy milk - you can have it from a bean, from a _____ , from a nut, from a grain, from an oat, from a _____ , from a seed, from a tree”. SOUNDS LIKE DR. SEUSS FOR THE 21st CENTURY

@xakirax_8864

3 жыл бұрын

It does!

@the_purple_kat

3 жыл бұрын

I think the two blanks are pulp (or pulse?) and wheat.

@thecassman

3 жыл бұрын

The blanks are 'pulse' and 'flax'

@gablison

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was pulse and leaf

@jimmyjab190

3 жыл бұрын

@Ruach Van der Merwe cow milk tastes good, everything else doesn't

"will everyone. stop. milKING. SHIT?!?!?!" i had to pause and cry-laugh

@edram4051

3 жыл бұрын

That makes two of us! 😂😂

@BadoodRust

3 жыл бұрын

Better than stealing milk from cows that produce it for their babies which are also stolen so that humans can consume it and not them

@sheilahanindra3316

3 жыл бұрын

the MILKING part got me

@mistermack4987

3 жыл бұрын

Vegans : We are the only species that drinks the milk from a different species Zookeeper that has spent his life feeding milk to every baby mammal ever: Uhh...Wot?

@mistermack4987

3 жыл бұрын

@@BadoodRust True because lions and sharks never seperate the weak and young from the herd for food

He would be the most wonderful actor for Shakespearean comedies.

@catherinethurmond4776

3 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see him as Puck

@Orion3101

3 жыл бұрын

Catherine Thurmond id love to see him as Sir Andrew Aguecheek

@aricaine5024

3 жыл бұрын

@@Orion3101 :o yesssss

@ricebeansrockroll882

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god yes

@ginat3592

3 жыл бұрын

I concur

Just gotta say, that shirt makes his blue eyes POP!

@user-jo3go8fe3g

3 жыл бұрын

He knows it

@kingjamestres

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that I only noticed now that his eyes are blue makes me disagree lol

@faithfulforever6331

3 жыл бұрын

He may be wearing blue contacts that make his already blue eyes stand out even more.

@sarahtoner6914

3 жыл бұрын

Hes a beaut 😍

@Thesleepypoet

3 жыл бұрын

It's the stage lighting too

Jack: You are drinking _nut_ juice. Gays in the audience: I don't... get...

@stephss

3 жыл бұрын

Right...only gay people with testicals ...

@frogsy1464

3 жыл бұрын

Steph Ss shhhh

@bjn_bikes9015

3 жыл бұрын

Your not wrong

@thekrrib

3 жыл бұрын

Yup ... I've got no problem drinking nut juice 😉 ... Oh, I'm a chick ... and a Vegan 😆 Best Vegan bashing comedy I've ever heard.

@cacadordeliberalprogressis1500

3 жыл бұрын

ha, thats gayyyy

the way he named off every single one of those different kinds of milks, i swear my mind nearly blew a gasket just trying to remember them all. i even slightly got cross-eyed.

@sarahbrightmore3749

3 жыл бұрын

I know right 😂😂

@jamesdick2580

3 жыл бұрын

@Jack Marsden yeah well, not all of us feel the compulsive need to keep track of every single knd of milk out there. many of us got better things to do with our time.

@sebastianfeeney5101

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesdick2580 he changed his name to a girl wtf he’s exposed

@Sunnysidedie

3 жыл бұрын

And the dances when he did 🤣💀

@jamesdick2580

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianfeeney5101 looks like he also deleted his comment, or his profile altogether.

“You are suffocating me!” “Just making you oxygen-negative” 💀💀💀

I love the british humour. Some people find it dry but i find it hilarious. I love how they can be snappy too.

@sarahbrightmore3749

3 жыл бұрын

I know right? Trying to explain it to anyone just nigh impossible, it just is funny!!

@AnnaPxx

3 жыл бұрын

It's brilliant! One of the reasons why I moved here. Some people don't get it thou. From which part of the world are you from if I may? 🙂

@sarahbrightmore3749

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnnaPxx I am from Yorkshire in England (so a northerner if you're game of thrones fan!) I've been raised on British humour so I understand it haha 😁😁 What about you, my friend?

@AnnaPxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahbrightmore3749 thanks for replying! I live in Yorkshire too 🙂👍🏼, I'm Italian originally 🇮🇹 🇬🇧

@sarahbrightmore3749

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnnaPxx No worries always nice to chat, which part of Yorkshire? Wow always wanted to see Italy

Literally whenever I have cereal now, I'm like "Gotta pour my dirty _titty_ milk"

@janewhite9398

Жыл бұрын

You think that's funny sad little person oh sorry your a cow because you obviously are you drink her milk made for her baby 🍼

@PapaLobo94

6 ай бұрын

Well played, good sir 👏🏻👏🏻😂😂

4:35 "You drove here in a fucking hummer" Bruh I was drinking the milk from my cereal and it came out my nose XD

@hussainbedair7676

3 жыл бұрын

But was it disgusting titty milk?

@Dayday-6297

3 жыл бұрын

@@hussainbedair7676 Yes, yes it was titty milk

@richyyLR

2 жыл бұрын

Sure it did

@aesthetichousehold3319

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dayday-6297 DISGUSTING *WAVES A CROSS IN YOUR A FACE* /j

@phoenix0166

2 жыл бұрын

Wait the cereal or the milk? Also what kind? Was it from a tree? A seed? A nut? A flower? A family SUV? A brick? A goddamn cell tower because we’re that kind of people?

My lactose intolerant butt: "Lol yeah too many milks" *Chugs half gallon of milk* "Imma regret this later but that's a problem for future me"

@mayimwater3858

3 жыл бұрын

"Would you please refrain from entering the hotel swimming pool if you have active diarrhea"

@lunarcreepypasta6937

3 жыл бұрын

@@mayimwater3858 😂😂 of course Distinguished Host!

@curse4384

3 жыл бұрын

“And u don’t give a damn about that guy”

@leviroch

2 жыл бұрын

You can always tell if someone's a real lactose intolerant person coz they'll just roll the dice when it comes to cheese. . . Bust out the triple cream brie and crackers and they'll just buy an extra roll of shit tickets and pre-book the loo :D

@cvgurau

2 жыл бұрын

if i ever met past me that guy’s catchin hands

Jack's got the posh vegan jokes done and Daniel sloss has the middle class vegans sorted

@xpledgeturnprestigex

3 жыл бұрын

Posh and middle class are generally the same thing, aren't they? Most middle class people I know are also pretty posh haha

@janimates2204

3 жыл бұрын

Emily Stark the difference is that middle class thinks they’re posh

@yellowcrocs9000

3 жыл бұрын

Emily Stark think it depends on the area you live in cuz most middle class ppl ik aren’t posh at all lol

@AMPFEAST

3 жыл бұрын

I dont know if one can really talk about "sorted" and "done" considering how lame the jokes are and how they will probably wont even phase most vegans except maybe for their misinforming character

@TCt83067695

3 жыл бұрын

@@AMPFEAST who hurt you boo?

The best part is, he’s making fun of all types of milk drinkers. This was so funny.

@talyah23

3 жыл бұрын

No he isn't...he's making fun of vegans while being proud of drinking raped cow milk meant for calves and not humans.

@kikidee6741

3 жыл бұрын

@@talyah23 Raped💀 Now we're raping the cows huh....what in the world

@lifeoftennis1285

3 жыл бұрын

@@kikidee6741 Submit/force a puppy into a cage/rack so she can’t escape and then shove your fist and a rod up her private parts... and it’s rape Do it to a cow though... and tHeRe’S nO IsSuE

@NYD666

3 жыл бұрын

@@lifeoftennis1285 well, tastes great

@yaamir7201

3 жыл бұрын

@@lifeoftennis1285 Spitting fax

"Last I checked, almonds are pretty flat chested" "You are drinking NUT JUICE!!"

@IchigoKurosaki666

Жыл бұрын

And it's white

And quoting Taylor Swift: “Oh damn, never seen that color blue”... his eyes are gorgeous

*makes joke about tofu* camera: *pans to Asian man*

@AshiyaWhitley-ShawVeganAthlete

3 жыл бұрын

Shady cameraman!😂

@patheticgamer325

3 жыл бұрын

@Hezzy Mac Arthur sterotype

@masterofrockets

3 жыл бұрын

7:18

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

Hezzy Mac Arthur Trust me we don’t eat a lot of tofu unless you’re a vegetarian. It’s an Asian stereotype here

@andreaong5067

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB yeah but we have tastier tofu options

“Nope, just making you oxygen negative”

"Nope, just making you Oxygen Negative." Is the sickest one-liner i've ever heard.

The way he said "milking sh*t" was executed perfectly

Those pretty eyes...

@TCt83067695

3 жыл бұрын

I never noticed them before. Are they contacts?

@liriquack

3 жыл бұрын

@@TCt83067695 I don't know, this is pretty much the first time I've seen him

@TCt83067695

3 жыл бұрын

@@liriquack I just watch another clip and he made a joke about wearing contacts and sleeping with his eyes open on a plane. So yeah these must be contacts lol. Awesome detective work if I do say so myself lol

@liriquack

3 жыл бұрын

@@TCt83067695 yeah that makes sense!

@AmWhoCares

3 жыл бұрын

​ @TCt83067695 I had never noticed his eyes before this clip, Googled him and on all the pictures I've seen he always had blue eyes... Guess his polo shirt really brings them out

He just called a condom a bag for life😂😂

@sonnyrynsaard3567

3 жыл бұрын

It's more a bag *of* life

@kangaroo7525

3 жыл бұрын

@someone in the world I think they did... Sperm creases life.

Having been plant positive for nearly a decade I’ve seen too many comedians’ vegan skits just be downright offensive... this was excellent and the man has not an ounce of malice.

@Zett76

3 жыл бұрын

You think? I have a minor problem with all these comedians, being extremely liberal about everything, but when it comes to vegans, they become very... in lack of a better word: racist. And I have a problem with comedians providing comedic relief for mass rape and mass murder...

@Tcrumpen

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zett76 its not that they are making jokes about vegan as a dietary choice. Its the attitude of the people they are making jokes about

@Zett76

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tcrumpen you mean like "you are killing animals, for no vital reason"? (which is just fact) That "attitude"? 😁 (and more often than not, even "I'm vegan" is enough to trigger and/or offend people... 😂) Don't call your reactions our mistakes. 😉

@pig9412

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zett76 Wow, you literally proved his point. 🤡 Well, lets mark you off as another stereotype and have the rest of us move on with our lives.

@Zett76

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tcrumpen what about the "comedic relief for mass murder" don't you understand? 😁 I mean, I get it. As everyone tries to believe to be one of the "good" ones, you have to ignore that part...

"Would everyone...stop...MILKING SHIT?!" has become part of my household's daily vernacular.

Me: *laughs* Also me: *hasn't had dairy milk in 3 years*

@roxie6519

3 жыл бұрын

Ten years for me, yet I was laughing on floor!

@simransimran9339

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the chocolate or regular milk?

@gamleskalle1

3 жыл бұрын

4 years

@roxie6519

3 жыл бұрын

@@simransimran9339 Either. I am both allergic and lactose intolerant.

@kogbechie123

3 жыл бұрын

4 years for me too!

My brother-in-law said “nut juice” while we had a similar “too many milk options” conversation the other night and my KZread listened and recommended this video. 🤣

"I'd like it from a nipple please..." Can't get enough of this after repeating it over and over again

I don't think I've ever had to pause a comedy vid to literally cry laughing. 😂😂😂

@bazza5699

3 жыл бұрын

and you paused this!??? blimey.. you need to watch some actual comedy

@maggiem6209

3 жыл бұрын

@@bazza5699 Not usually a comedy fan, myself. I tend to be frustrated by it more often than not but I find one every so often that makes me laugh.

@bazza5699

3 жыл бұрын

@@maggiem6209 look up Stewart Lee... and his stand up regarding observational comedy...

He manages to diss vegans in the least offensive way possible, where even the vegans are kinda like, *yeahhh*

Жыл бұрын

You haven't met many vegans…

@NightRainPanda

Жыл бұрын

@ Yes I have. Most of them, pretty chill with this sort of humor.

“Your suffocating me” “Nope, I’m just making you oxygen negative” -Jack

the delivery in this bit is iconic -- he really got the absolute best out of a good concept

This is completly off topic. But his eyes are so blue!

@sarahbrightmore3749

3 жыл бұрын

They are, aren't they? 😍

@papagrounds

3 жыл бұрын

It's the magic of the same colored shirt.

@sahibathind5373

3 жыл бұрын

Sexy aren't they 😜

@lucasvrochopulos7327

3 жыл бұрын

@@sahibathind5373 i mean i do have some kinda crush on this man, so i guess we could call them that 😆

@davidransom643

3 жыл бұрын

That’s pretty much on topic because it’s his looks if anything that have made him successful

How can he look like a kid and an adult at the same time?

@kerryann9851

3 жыл бұрын

Have you heard of John Mulaney? 😂

@Pumpkin0_0

3 жыл бұрын

@@kerryann9851 Of course, but John Mulaney only looks a bit like a kid and an adult at the same time these days, while this guy takes things to a new level. John Mulaney's combination is more like an older teenager and a 30 year-old. lol

Not a dairy drinker but actually dead this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The way he said "would everyone stop MILKING SHIT" just killed me

I like how the segment ended, he pleased both the sides 😂

I DIED AT OXYGEN NEGATIVE I CANT

He's turned into his father.

@TheAdaaamski

3 жыл бұрын

Precisely what I was thinking!

@hikaru78-

3 жыл бұрын

Who is his father ?

@eddiemightbecool

3 жыл бұрын

Hikaru 78 Micheal Whitehall

This is hilarious! But all those milks are a rescue team for allergic people, really. As a mom of an allergic kid I hope all these do not vanish from the counter.

@authorofone

3 жыл бұрын

So pea milk is a rescue? How? I get having a lactose intolerance, but you don’t need 4000 variations

@annejie

3 жыл бұрын

@@authorofone There are different types of allergies, there are multiple allergies, and each of them would require a different replacement.

@annejie

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gorgomosh it is the way nature tells us that we are wasting and polluting it. And also that we eat and breathe shit that we've created ourselves.

@gwenthielman932

3 жыл бұрын

Gorgomosh please don‘t be so rude. Imagine having a nut allergy and someone else is lactose intollerant. Soy milk is the answer. My niece for example is allergic to quite a lot of things and the only milk she got to drink in the past was butter milk and she didn‘t like it at all. All these options have been a blessing for her because sometimes your allowed to have a thing, but it might not taste good to you. Jack was laughing with it but i also don‘t think he intends for people to be mean about it towards others

@francomuscellini1744

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottdelinger1 and if you drink it you get send to the bad place

Whitehall's stand up has really improved. He used to be majorly repetitive, but now he uses word play and has grown into himself beautifully!

I only drink vegan milk but laughed out loud. Honestly, they could cut it down to Oat Milk only and be done with it. The rest either taste a bit crap in coffee and for breakfast or require a lot of water to produce. Oat is also good for most intolerances and if made from gluten free oats then you solve that as well. Bonanza.

@Milfuelle100

3 жыл бұрын

I much prefer almond milk

@mooonedropper

3 жыл бұрын

You sir are a waste of space

@nyams8

3 жыл бұрын

Oat milk is the besssst!!!

@TG-xp5zw

3 жыл бұрын

I'm vegan and think most of them taste odd or bitter. I always recommend oat milk to anyone looking for dairy free options.

@HerbOlTea

3 жыл бұрын

Hm I think soy milk is the best but oat milk is ok too. I don't get the problem with having choices though.

I've seen this special four times, and I always burst out laughing at "Would everyone....stop....MILKING SHIT!!"

Love how he genuinely looks like he’s in pain talking about this issue

He sounds like the perfect Victorian era villain, and I love it

I'm American & this gentleman popped up on my feed today out of the blue, so I watched several of his videos. He's hilarious!! This particular bit about vegans had me laughing so much that I had to keep stopping the video so I didn't miss anything. I live in a very rural, meat & potatoes area, so I really appreciate this bit of humor.

@helenchelmicka3028

Жыл бұрын

Def check out his American vs British clip 🤣🤣🤣

Jack: I come from a very rough part of London called Notting Hill Me, an American with no clue what Notting Hill is: *snort laughs* Edit: I understand it’s a joke and I understand WHY it’s a joke. My COMMENT was a joke. Please stop telling me what Notting Hill is. Thank you.

@randomgachaboi2234

3 жыл бұрын

I can relate

@esobelisk3110

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never heard of Notting Hill before, but the name is so aggressively posh, I just thought of it as 'whatever the Scottish think the English are'.

@ivylasangrienta6093

3 жыл бұрын

You should watch the movie.

@DevyaniMulik

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivylasangrienta6093 lmao, yes

@gabrielle916

3 жыл бұрын

I think of the movie Notting Hill.

he sounds like if stewie griffin did stand up.

@lowdives7406

3 жыл бұрын

wtf his voice is anything but

@sirduckington5435

3 жыл бұрын

Idk you drove here in a fuckimg hummer sounded pretty close

@dottie1966

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! came here to say this!

@peachylady

3 жыл бұрын

No.

You are drinking *N U T J U I C E*

I mean... the word for plant positive is "herbivore"...

@jamesmcinnis208

3 жыл бұрын

You mean.

@saoirse7167

3 жыл бұрын

Is there something wrong with ‘herbivore’?

@willowweedsYT

3 жыл бұрын

Miklós Morandini Funny, but wrong, a herbivore can’t actually biologically process meat, someone who is plant positive sounds more like they’ve contracted a rare illness where leaves grow out of their ears.

@jamesmcinnis208

3 жыл бұрын

@@willowweedsYT "actually"

@r0bw00d

3 жыл бұрын

@@willowweedsYT Or cauliflower.

He is so handsome, but I desperately wish he would straighten his shoulders. USE that height to your advantage.

@valerieblackwood9777

3 жыл бұрын

It’s part of his persona. I reckon he does it on purpose

@Lipanj92

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, he should be more Chad-like with that gorgeous face and height. Also, American accent from the East Cost would make him more masculine.

@Lipanj92

2 жыл бұрын

@@valerieblackwood9777 Doesn't do 'im any good.

*"it's a bag for life"* ahahaha the double meaning thoo

Being a lactose intolerant myself, society definitely needs to lay off the nut juice.

Hey man, I’m just trying to save the world

@TCt83067695

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh it's the plant positive dude. Hey man 😁

@sillywombat

3 жыл бұрын

plant positive

@serenevil

3 жыл бұрын

insufferable

@hayati6374

3 жыл бұрын

Sen inspiring

@AshiyaWhitley-ShawVeganAthlete

3 жыл бұрын

👏🏽❤️😂

" hot or ...cold " I couldn't breathe for a hall minute 😂😂😂😂

Friend: You’re suffocating me Jack: Nope! Just making you oxygen-negative HAHAHAHAH I DIEDDD

@lubna4394

2 жыл бұрын

So did his friend

That shirt really brings out his eyes. Also, I have never seen anything so blue in my entire life

This man is so whimsical, what a joy.

Lol, as someone who is lactose intolerant, I would still agree that there are now way too many alternative milk options. I honestly didn't even know you could make milk out of some of these ingredients. I just get normal lactose free cow's milk because I have tried some of these rice and oat and hemp milks and if that's what I have to look forward to then I'd rather never drink milk again.

@mariakhan7986

3 жыл бұрын

OK good for you. There are people allergic to soy, nuts and literally loads of other allergies so it's nice to have variety. I appreciate the humor but those alternatives are also more for vegans too. Plus I have a milk allergy so even lacto free milk made me ill, which confused me till I realised it wasn't just lactose I can't have, it's milk from cows. To get lactose out they boil it the milk, but if you're vegan this is pointless. Personally oatly oat milk is my milk of choice. This show is obviously for humour purposes, imagine agreeing with it. 🙄

@warriorbard

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariakhan7986 Ain't nothing wrong with agreeing to statements even if it is for humor purposes, Maria. Everyone is allowed their opinion. It's great that there are substitutes out there that cater to people's allergies and dietary requirements. What's not great is when they try to force these substitutes on you and then condemn you for just wanting the original stuff.

@mariakhan7986

3 жыл бұрын

@@warriorbard I am not that kind of person. I do, however, object to the concept of too many substitutes. Believe what you want, but like you said, I have a right to disagree.

@rachelfox8108

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariakhan7986 I didn't think they took out the lactose by boiling it -- I thought they added the lactase enzyme to it (at least, that's what my cartons of lactose-free milk say).

@mariakhan7986

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachelfox8108 that's what the back of the ones I buy say so maybe different brands have different techniques but anyway it's still milk at the end of the day.

Jack: "hail of tofu!" Cameraman: *cuts to some Asian people* Utter coincidence 😂😂

@Johan_the_Marshal

Жыл бұрын

Oh… *oh that’s fucking gold*

Me: vegan of four years laughs ass off 🤣

I don't even drink "regular" milk anymore and this was funny as hell😂

Sucking from the teat of another species doesn't make you a weirdo? That's news to me.

As someone who is allergic to almonds and soy, intolerant to coconut, can't have cashews on large amounts. That's why there so many milk types. I live off rice milk but my favourite is macadamia as it's so thick and delicious, better than actual milk in my opinion. Sucks I'm dairy intolerant since I love cheese so much 😭

@lt.branwulfram4794

3 жыл бұрын

That’ll be something to remember for the person inviting you over. It’s what Ronny Chieng ruthlessly, unapologetically and without a shred of remorse, refers to as a “genetic failure”. I personally disagree with this statement myself , but for reference, that stand up is also on Netflix.

@BeefySpam

3 жыл бұрын

I never realized coconut intolerance was a thing until I realized I had it recently.

@nabilahstephens3983

3 жыл бұрын

@@BeefySpam I know, it's in so many products too, thankfully I can handle small amounts but buying stuff can be so hard. Especially ice-cream and beauty products 😬

@BeefySpam

3 жыл бұрын

@@nabilahstephens3983 Exactly!

@fredrikmudas

3 жыл бұрын

You love cheese until you farts 😂

As a vegan, I love this set. Hes not punching down and hes funny. Big fan.

@PauLtus_B

Жыл бұрын

Pretty crazy how much he walks the line. It's more about his own self-pettiness. Which is probably the best way.

@JW-vd4il

8 ай бұрын

oh wow, a vegan with a sense of humor?! you are a unicorn! but seriously, I personally know some nice vegans but I'm sure you know a lot are ruining it for the rest of you. 💞 Enjoyed your comment!

"you're suffocating me" "no, just making you oxygen-negative" i can't 💀

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"nope just making you oxygen negative" had me on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The little move he made when saying "macadamia nut milk" killed me

“You are drinking nut juice!”

The way he said "You´re the weirdos not me" killed me

@toni4729

Жыл бұрын

Agree whole heartedlee.

His voice is soooo mature nowww. But his wits is still great. Love you Jack! We mias you and Michael and winston :D

@mrshadenoughofallthis911

3 жыл бұрын

Tiffi Guevara we don’t miss Winston. 😱😱😱

"MILKING SHIT" needs to be a text notification lol

"We currently don't have a cure for cancer and there are twelve milk substitutes" LMAOOO THIS KILLED MEEE

@Chepperz

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic considering the milk he's asking for contributes to several types of cancer 😂😂😂

Amazing! So many LOL's in a really short time is rare. :)

LMAO! I watched the whole stand-up last night! Hi-lar-i-ous! xD No one couldn't say it better!

yeah, coming from someone with lactose intolerance: we usually just order lactose-free milk unless we have other diet shit. it’s just milk with the lactase enzyme that dissolves the lactose.

“Stop MILKING SHIT!” Thus spake he, and the people laughed and cheered, for in their bellowing they understood not of his wisdom.

Okay but like, not only am I lactose intolerant, but I'm also allergic to almonds and soy, so I'm down three milk options, Jack! Yes this is a joke and I think its funny but it actually is nice to have a wide variety of options lol

@diananeuman6222

3 жыл бұрын

lactase pills solve your problems. I dont leave home without them. I hear what you're saying, though. I work in schools (when we have them again!) So nut "milks" are not an option, plus, i hate them.

@walkerassasin277

3 жыл бұрын

Pea milk

@missblondiee22

3 жыл бұрын

@@diananeuman6222 I'm allergic to those too lol

@Yakarash

3 жыл бұрын

At least it is a relatively harmless issue to laugh about. It is a personal choice for most (unlike gender, skin color etc) Though I don't get why everyone gets so defensive about veganism. It's not that different than being passionate about bacon, or whatever kind of food you prefer. I never have to bring it up, because everybody talks about it constantly. I don't like the taste of meat. I force myself to eat it now and then because it's difficult to get plant based food at Restaurants and most people don't know how to prepare a vegan meal that tastes edible. It must suck for those who genuinely can't eat most foods because of health reasons.

@fridayschild722

3 жыл бұрын

Until I was in my mid 20s when I moved out of india, I’d never heard of lactose intolerance. If I were , I Guess I would have just died,lol. In india the milk is a mix of cows and buffalo milk, which is thicker and and creamier compared to cows milk. Most of the dishes have ghee in them and almost all sweets have milk in them. But in recent years I’ve met a lot of people (non Indians) who are lactose intolerant, could it be because of our dietary lifestyle now?

Basically Jack and John Mulaney are the same person 😂😂jk I love them both

@nonsensycal1900

3 жыл бұрын

Jack's from modern day, John Mulaney is from the 40's... That's the only difference

I can't stop replaying this 0:31 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have just found this guy and the way he just continuously goes crazy on stage is the funniest thing ever.

YYEEEESSS!!!! I need more! This guy is so funny!🤣

Most of the coffee and milk tea places where I live only have cow's milk but I'm a bit lactose intolerant 😂

@larsvegas1505

3 жыл бұрын

wait so u farted 1 time after drinking a glass of milk.. amazing!

@rkah6187

3 жыл бұрын

I think there's lactose free cow's milk by now, isn't there?

@victoriansteam1562

3 жыл бұрын

@@larsvegas1505 well i get diarrhea like crazy so I'd advise taking intolerances seriously

@Wustenfuchs109

3 жыл бұрын

@@larsvegas1505 It means that body can't process the ingredients of milk and AT BEST people feel bad and bloated after drinking it. Farts, while common in that situation, are the least of the problems. Also, it is NOT normal for grown mammals to drink milk - in humans it is actually a result of a freak mutation in the "old world" region that allowed some humans to keep drinking milk when they grow up. So making fun of people who are actually a world's majority and quite frankly in tune with the rest of the evolutionary tree, is not really a smart thing to do. Me myself? LOVE milk! Used to drink it as soon as it was milked, still warm. Half of my meals had milk or some dairy product included. But as I grew older, it started to make me feel bad, more and more. Now, I avoid it for simply not wanting to physically feel bad after a meal. Do I still LOVE it? Damn right I do. But I still avoid it.

@MsOgr1

3 жыл бұрын

Just drink it black. It doesn’t need milk.

OmG Jack is that one guy who always tells some story from his life and you and your friends love to listen because he can describe it in such a funny way

Hanging out with his dad Michael has brought out the posh in him.

@orchardlea

3 жыл бұрын

Having spent his life at prep and public schools probably brought our the posh in him when he was little 🤨

"YOUR DRINKING NUT JUICE!"says jack whitehall (i died of laughing from this stand up comedy)

The first time I used a reusable (metal) straw, I chipped my tooth. I switched to silicone straws but I still fear they might attack too.

@Drexxaal

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry! But also so 😝😜funny!

@orchardlea

3 жыл бұрын

You're not supposed to try to eat them!

0:30 Just, the way he pulls the mic back. It's so calculated and that just makes it even more hilarious to me.

First time watching this guy and I cannot get enough!!!

Not me drinking almond milk while watching this lol

He’s hilarious and divine! Those eyes man whew, it’s getting warm over here lol

Thank you, this was my morning chuckle.

Just love how he exploded energy everytime he's on stage 😂 the only reason why I drink other milk than cow's is just because I'm curious. I'd still choose cow's milk any day

IM SURPRISED STARCUCKS HAVN'T USED HIS POEM OF MILKS

At first, I thought milk was meant to be some sort of subtle word for something else. Then I realised he meant actual milk. And thought "You've got a good point there Jack!"😄👏

*You're the ones milking f**cking cashew nuts* killed me

I enjoy that "dairy drinker" doesn't just mean people who drink milk. People could be drinking liquid cheese or melted butter and you wouldn't know.