JaackMaate's Awful Tattoos (And Why He Regrets Them)
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Jaack strips off and shows the boys his worst tattoos and explains how they all came to be permanently on his body.
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"αδελφη ψυχη" is literally "sister soul" in greek but that's how we say "soulmate" so don't worry lol
@Midwestgothicc
3 жыл бұрын
oh boi is it similar to twin flame?
"You're atheist" "Yeah but my nan's dead" Omg 😂🤦♀️
@fletchersavva7997
4 жыл бұрын
Hannah Travers 😂😂😭 this moment cracked me up
The worst tattoos ever are people who get mum and dad on each arm
@firstnamelastname5612
4 жыл бұрын
Or the generic sleeve. There's at least one million lads in the UK with a fucking rose or clock on there arm😂dickheads!
@luttefisk
4 жыл бұрын
daquan shermont III that’s so true😂.
@jodalinasparty9718
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha yesss my psycho ex had that 😭
@firstnamelastname5612
4 жыл бұрын
@@jodalinasparty9718 if I get witchu you can have two of those
@SuperFred001
4 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastname5612 they spread around the world sadly
"He thought it was Norwich Castle" Stevie's throwaway lines are immense.
The exact translation of "Αδερφή Ψυχή" actually translates to Soul Sister, but it does mean Soulmate in Greek. Don't worry maate, all good!
@olympiavitali9035
4 жыл бұрын
Yiota Kastriti νομιζα οτι ημουν ο μονος ελληνας που βλεπει τον jack χαχαχ 😂
Who else thinks jack should go on tattoo fixers if he wants his chest one fixed??
@skylarjohnson7779
4 жыл бұрын
no because they'll just make it worse.
@bleh1546
4 жыл бұрын
@money tyreace it's only "amazing" on the show mate 🤷♀️ editing does wonders
@sarahkelly473
3 жыл бұрын
There’s loads of people who’ve had their tattoos ruined by the tattoo fixers, look into it I think you’ll be shocked
Get a "live laugh love" tattoo if you want something classy that you wont regret
@depressedsimp8858
4 жыл бұрын
definitely wont regret 😂
@spillthetea6550
4 жыл бұрын
Or “weird people scare me” to be a little quirky and unique
@JOB-kz2sb
4 жыл бұрын
@The DX Network You're edgy.
@olliemabb7607
4 жыл бұрын
Ruqayyah Qadri no that’s what you have on the living room wall on your house🤣
Ohhh, that's why the cameras are weird sometimes.
@Shroudey
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought they might have had something like this set up because sometimes it's way too jumpy, kinda wish they just edited it manually tbh lol
@HappyHourPodcast
4 жыл бұрын
Editing manually would mean each clip would take us an extra 5/6 hours to edit.
@Shroudey
4 жыл бұрын
@@HappyHourPodcast Oh yeah trust I know how much work editing is lol, and to be fair the fact you have that kind of setup is pretty cool, just mean it can be a little hard on the eyes sometimes when it keeps jumping when people are laughing etc
@ryanelewis1379
4 жыл бұрын
@@Shroudey it's a podcast...
@vhshshshsjskakal
4 жыл бұрын
Happy Hour Podcast it doesn't bother me, I just love listening to the podcasts.
It’s so funny because I remember my friend coming up to me in school with a photo of your Ben Howard tattoo and going ‘mate look at this tattoo Jack got, look how fucking cool this is’
*why he ragrets them
@tomwilkinson9376
4 жыл бұрын
ragrets hahahahah
@sonnyparker5231
4 жыл бұрын
TomOTPE lolll
@eoghanbreathnach4921
3 жыл бұрын
Nice reference
Joker? Nah mate jigsaw
@Reecster97
4 жыл бұрын
Contender for video of the year
Just do a joe Weller and get a brand deal to have them removed
He posted the joker tattoo on twitter and it's actually really fucking good, like the amount of detail it might as well be a picture glued to his body. Heath ledger's joker is the only face tattoo I would consider getting, so I'm pretty impressed
Anyone else surprised by how the camera focuses on who’s talking
@hayouwerewrong8788
4 жыл бұрын
PlainLuke I mean it makes sense
@DUNNY14465465473
4 жыл бұрын
It’s called editing you twat
@hannahbellxoxo2414
4 жыл бұрын
DARXGAMING 😂😂😂😂
@PlainVlogs
4 жыл бұрын
No, he said that the camera automatically switches to whoever is talking at that moment; specifically for the reason to avoid editing.
@EasyJayce
4 жыл бұрын
PlainLuke or the editor just puts the cam on whos talking...
Do a video showing your tattoos please would be great
Lol. Jack's Greek accent sounded Welsh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"soul sister" jahahahaha
A "poke ball". Jesus lol
You think jack of all people would have no tattoos he regrets
I've watched this like 8 times and I laugh all the time... 'soul sister' 😂😂😂😂😂
The Drake one is an actual religious poem/hymn which he just used as the outro of a song. Lots of other artists have used it too
I know the tattooist he is talking about, he tattooed me and took 2 hours to do some shading in one small area. The artist was called Fish. True story.
@yellowsyellows9150
3 жыл бұрын
What shop is it at?
@mrpartington7
3 жыл бұрын
@@yellowsyellows9150 Manchester Ink near the coach station
i remember you getting these tats then going reading or leeds festival back in the day
@Merkerygm
4 жыл бұрын
never mind vfest... i should have watched before commenting
Soulsister is actually "aderfi psixi", in Greek it means soulmate
I once saw a guy with his post code tattooed on him
@MjolnirMarks
4 жыл бұрын
McAndrewlad 1 - I’ve met a few hip hop artists in Aus with their local dialing code.
@gabrielrodda2455
4 жыл бұрын
I know someone with their postcode on their arse after a night out in Benidorm
I got the strongbow logo tattood on my arm only for them to change the logo a few days after 😂🙈
i can relate to some shitty ink that i regret..jack ever wished you had a blank canvass?
I piss myself at every podcast and I luv Jack lmao
"she isn't an angel" "I like the symbolism" "Okay..." "Right..." I loved that
The scary maze game is the exorcist 🥴
Like the chemistry between these 3
Nahhhh mate, jigsaw
Stevie looking like Badger from breaking bad
Hooray sound sorted
Maybe if you gain like 200 pound your chest will be wide enough for us to read your Ben Howard song quote.
This vids a classic, so funny
It's funny that you said "Only God Can Judge Me" on your back, because that was my first tattoo 😂😂 shoulder to shoulder, it's not even small lol
What happened to the full episode it dissapeared last night
When my grandkids say dad dad whose that man on your arm why are his grandkids calling him dad 😂😂
10:22 more like Example 😂😂😂
Poke ball? It's pokéball geez hahah
12:31 why his grand kids calling him dad. Wouldn’t his kids call him dad
did you not think, when editing the video together and it was CLEAR that nobody could see the tattoo on Alfie's arm due to the fact it was covered by the mic stand that it would be a good idea to get a pitch of it to put up in post?
Scary maze game isnt from saw its it's own thing!! On level 3 you had to concentrate really hard to try and get your mouse through the maze and a scary face pops up😂
I thought the Scary Maze Game was the girl from The Exorcist
Are we just going to ignore how he said pokebal?
I cry every night of a tattoo too 😂
don't worry me and 5 of my mates all got the word SHUSH tattooed on us after a night out so it could be worse
10:22 sounds like Elliot Crawford
i am planning to get "Made in Britain" on the soul of my foot
It’s extra funny now with 2 Pokemon tattoos I’d probably be called a boomer if I wanted a Mario one
Is the guy with the green beanie the actor from Someone Marry Barry? wtf
i swear everyone has an avocado tattoo
I loved breaking bad so major respect 😂
Jack, I’ve been watching you since before you got your tats. Actually slightly gutted you regret them
fully rate it Jack G. I have got the bad sketch of Walter on my leg!
Amazing
The lines were shakey too by the looks of it
I still don't think your grandkids will be calling you Dad mate. Not quite how the family tree works
@Hannah-pk6iq
4 жыл бұрын
In Norwich it does
@Hannah-pk6iq
4 жыл бұрын
In Norwich it does
1.33 you want a little mushroom or something
The quote was also lyrics sung by Lady Antebellum. I don't think that's too bad. I wonder if she or Drake did it first.
@perry813
4 жыл бұрын
LitAfuseiCantStop It’s an actual religious poem/hymn which he just used as the outro of a song. So she would have done the same
He really should start a go fund me... I also have lots of tattoos & I can’t imagine not thinking 10/10 of all of them.
@JimothyJohn
Жыл бұрын
He's got enough money as it is
14 minutes of talking about tattoos yet 0 were shown
@c_holding8564
4 жыл бұрын
It's a podcast, not channel 4 mate
@Al_o_bri
4 жыл бұрын
He’s just shooting a video based on tattoo fixers mate don’t worry
Hahaha Alfie has definitely seen that video ‘You’re Joker!’ ‘Nah mate Jigsaw’ ‘Joker?’ ‘Jigsaw...You wanna play a game?’
Joker? Nah mate Jigsaw
@The-hidden
4 жыл бұрын
Ben 6 want to play a game?
Why did jack and Stevie not speak?
If you want tatts next year but don't know what you want, FUCKING DONT. take some time to think about it I took 13years before I settled and now I'll never regret it.
Why do most first tattoos starts with, yeah had it done in some guys house. I was the aame, did find out quarter of the way through that he suggested from regular and very bad Seizures so thanks fuck he didn't have one while doing the tattoo although looking at it you wouldn't think he might have.
Wait his mum let him get a tatoo at 16?!
Oiiii where’s true geor urs video gone the David Ikie one
No need to explain
I’m 17 and have the majority of my legs tattooed. This video makes me worried about how I will feel in 10 years
@ConnorBates1
4 жыл бұрын
TheBruceDog depends what you have tattooed on it
@thebrucedog8997
4 жыл бұрын
@connor uk ive got a sleeve on my right leg dedicated to my grands who passed away (don’t think I’ll regret that one) and the other leg has a few band logos on them which I do like right now however I know this is something some people my age do and then regret. Hopefully I dont end up regretting them as I got stroked for them because the artist knew he could charge me more
@hugohewitson8470
4 жыл бұрын
TheBruceDog you’ll regret the memorial tattoos and you’ll laugh about the band tattoos
@ruqayyahqadri6618
4 жыл бұрын
Why are you getting tattooed at 17?
@fatkingii1092
4 жыл бұрын
TheBruceDog what logos you got lad?
Yeah but my nans dead ffs 😂😂😂
How can you get pushed over by someone who’s putting something on you for the rest of ur life lol
No Ragrets
Rose, pocket watch, compass, lion, tiger, skull and angels. Copy, paste 😭🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️ amazing how many plain janes the world has. Be a projector, not a reflector.
Why is he saying "Poke ball"... it's po-key-ball ffs
@310BPM
4 жыл бұрын
why it is spelled pokeball, then?? do you say pokey mans, too?? xD
@LouisJoshua
4 жыл бұрын
ケイリーたん It has an accent over the e that I couldnt be bothered to type
@310BPM
4 жыл бұрын
@@LouisJoshua i bet you do say pokey mans.. lol..
@LouisJoshua
4 жыл бұрын
ケイリーたん it’s po-key-mon. Pretty simple mate
@fuju7871
4 жыл бұрын
@@LouisJoshua so the syllables are stretched? Instead of pokeyball it's pronounced poh-keyy-ball Or is there something else to it
Stevie dude if you don't have an idea about a tattoo . Probably don't get a tattoo mate
Jamie Oliver mouth
10:21 howwww does he sound like tøp I'm not offended tho its jaackmaate and he mentioned my favourite band tøp soo
Better than ksi’s tatoo
come on u irons⚒
Poke Ball 😂 how can you possibly think its pronounced like that
Stevie and Alfie is too much of a camp combo . You need a contrast jacko
Fortunes alwayssssssssss HIDNIG
@eoincorbett2175
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve looked everywheer
@Pwnziillaaaa
4 жыл бұрын
Eoín Ó Corbín 🤣
Lesson to be learned Never get a tattoo
If you're doing that you need one guy who's actually gay
they're beyond horrendous
Shit jacks marg has a drinking problem
Conclusion: jaackmaate has the 'courage' to insult everyone but doesnt have the balls to let someone know his opinion which resulted in a lifelong fuckup
@spencerep3754
4 жыл бұрын
You clearly have never been to a tattoo place and gotten a tattoo
P
You call it Po-key-mon but a poke-ball? Makes no sense
“I did wake up crying in the middle of the night cause like I’m always gonna have that on me” “Yeah you always get that, like fuck I’ve got an avocado on my arm” Erm...no? Lol most of us don’t get that... like at all
You won’t pin this
@David_Trowbridge
4 жыл бұрын
Correct
@HappyHourPodcast
4 жыл бұрын
Bang on
Tattoos in general are kind of degenerate
@310BPM
4 жыл бұрын
ok boomer
@daze-telltaleshtposts5488
4 жыл бұрын
haha, you said the boomer thing!
@alfiemitchell3026
4 жыл бұрын
daze - Telltale Sh!tposts - isn’t he funny! Haha good joke!
That guest you have has got to be the most boring guest we’ve ever had to watch.
@AlfieIndra
4 жыл бұрын
Coil VLZ I mean you really didn’t have to watch did you
@TheDarkResurge
4 жыл бұрын
Alfie Indra ok boomer
@HappyHourPodcast
4 жыл бұрын
Shit reply.