JaackMaate's Awful Tattoos (And Why He Regrets Them)

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Jaack strips off and shows the boys his worst tattoos and explains how they all came to be permanently on his body.
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  • @olympiavitali9035
    @olympiavitali90354 жыл бұрын

    "αδελφη ψυχη" is literally "sister soul" in greek but that's how we say "soulmate" so don't worry lol

  • @Midwestgothicc

    @Midwestgothicc

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh boi is it similar to twin flame?

  • @hnnh621
    @hnnh6214 жыл бұрын

    "You're atheist" "Yeah but my nan's dead" Omg 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @fletchersavva7997

    @fletchersavva7997

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hannah Travers 😂😂😭 this moment cracked me up

  • @JimboD237
    @JimboD2374 жыл бұрын

    The worst tattoos ever are people who get mum and dad on each arm

  • @firstnamelastname5612

    @firstnamelastname5612

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or the generic sleeve. There's at least one million lads in the UK with a fucking rose or clock on there arm😂dickheads!

  • @luttefisk

    @luttefisk

    4 жыл бұрын

    daquan shermont III that’s so true😂.

  • @jodalinasparty9718

    @jodalinasparty9718

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha yesss my psycho ex had that 😭

  • @firstnamelastname5612

    @firstnamelastname5612

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jodalinasparty9718 if I get witchu you can have two of those

  • @SuperFred001

    @SuperFred001

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@firstnamelastname5612 they spread around the world sadly

  • @markncl100
    @markncl1004 жыл бұрын

    "He thought it was Norwich Castle" Stevie's throwaway lines are immense.

  • @ASecondOfSilence
    @ASecondOfSilence4 жыл бұрын

    The exact translation of "Αδερφή Ψυχή" actually translates to Soul Sister, but it does mean Soulmate in Greek. Don't worry maate, all good!

  • @olympiavitali9035

    @olympiavitali9035

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yiota Kastriti νομιζα οτι ημουν ο μονος ελληνας που βλεπει τον jack χαχαχ 😂

  • @shaunarose5351
    @shaunarose53514 жыл бұрын

    Who else thinks jack should go on tattoo fixers if he wants his chest one fixed??

  • @skylarjohnson7779

    @skylarjohnson7779

    4 жыл бұрын

    no because they'll just make it worse.

  • @bleh1546

    @bleh1546

    4 жыл бұрын

    @money tyreace it's only "amazing" on the show mate 🤷‍♀️ editing does wonders

  • @sarahkelly473

    @sarahkelly473

    3 жыл бұрын

    There’s loads of people who’ve had their tattoos ruined by the tattoo fixers, look into it I think you’ll be shocked

  • @ruqayyahqadri6618
    @ruqayyahqadri66184 жыл бұрын

    Get a "live laugh love" tattoo if you want something classy that you wont regret

  • @depressedsimp8858

    @depressedsimp8858

    4 жыл бұрын

    definitely wont regret 😂

  • @spillthetea6550

    @spillthetea6550

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or “weird people scare me” to be a little quirky and unique

  • @JOB-kz2sb

    @JOB-kz2sb

    4 жыл бұрын

    @The DX Network You're edgy.

  • @olliemabb7607

    @olliemabb7607

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ruqayyah Qadri no that’s what you have on the living room wall on your house🤣

  • @vhshshshsjskakal
    @vhshshshsjskakal4 жыл бұрын

    Ohhh, that's why the cameras are weird sometimes.

  • @Shroudey

    @Shroudey

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I thought they might have had something like this set up because sometimes it's way too jumpy, kinda wish they just edited it manually tbh lol

  • @HappyHourPodcast

    @HappyHourPodcast

    4 жыл бұрын

    Editing manually would mean each clip would take us an extra 5/6 hours to edit.

  • @Shroudey

    @Shroudey

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@HappyHourPodcast Oh yeah trust I know how much work editing is lol, and to be fair the fact you have that kind of setup is pretty cool, just mean it can be a little hard on the eyes sometimes when it keeps jumping when people are laughing etc

  • @ryanelewis1379

    @ryanelewis1379

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Shroudey it's a podcast...

  • @vhshshshsjskakal

    @vhshshshsjskakal

    4 жыл бұрын

    Happy Hour Podcast it doesn't bother me, I just love listening to the podcasts.

  • @ChippysCouch
    @ChippysCouch4 жыл бұрын

    It’s so funny because I remember my friend coming up to me in school with a photo of your Ben Howard tattoo and going ‘mate look at this tattoo Jack got, look how fucking cool this is’

  • @wazzo5129
    @wazzo51294 жыл бұрын

    *why he ragrets them

  • @tomwilkinson9376

    @tomwilkinson9376

    4 жыл бұрын

    ragrets hahahahah

  • @sonnyparker5231

    @sonnyparker5231

    4 жыл бұрын

    TomOTPE lolll

  • @eoghanbreathnach4921

    @eoghanbreathnach4921

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice reference

  • @benparker1602
    @benparker16024 жыл бұрын

    Joker? Nah mate jigsaw

  • @Reecster97

    @Reecster97

    4 жыл бұрын

    Contender for video of the year

  • @jack36afc18
    @jack36afc184 жыл бұрын

    Just do a joe Weller and get a brand deal to have them removed

  • @klaraxkat_k6454
    @klaraxkat_k64544 жыл бұрын

    He posted the joker tattoo on twitter and it's actually really fucking good, like the amount of detail it might as well be a picture glued to his body. Heath ledger's joker is the only face tattoo I would consider getting, so I'm pretty impressed

  • @PlainVlogs
    @PlainVlogs4 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else surprised by how the camera focuses on who’s talking

  • @hayouwerewrong8788

    @hayouwerewrong8788

    4 жыл бұрын

    PlainLuke I mean it makes sense

  • @DUNNY14465465473

    @DUNNY14465465473

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s called editing you twat

  • @hannahbellxoxo2414

    @hannahbellxoxo2414

    4 жыл бұрын

    DARXGAMING 😂😂😂😂

  • @PlainVlogs

    @PlainVlogs

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, he said that the camera automatically switches to whoever is talking at that moment; specifically for the reason to avoid editing.

  • @EasyJayce

    @EasyJayce

    4 жыл бұрын

    PlainLuke or the editor just puts the cam on whos talking...

  • @nathankirk6192
    @nathankirk61924 жыл бұрын

    Do a video showing your tattoos please would be great

  • @robcoward6326
    @robcoward63263 жыл бұрын

    Lol. Jack's Greek accent sounded Welsh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-mg7ij4gp4m
    @user-mg7ij4gp4m4 жыл бұрын

    "soul sister" jahahahaha

  • @UltimateIrishRebel
    @UltimateIrishRebel4 жыл бұрын

    A "poke ball". Jesus lol

  • @walzy8130
    @walzy81304 жыл бұрын

    You think jack of all people would have no tattoos he regrets

  • @unoriginalog836
    @unoriginalog8363 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this like 8 times and I laugh all the time... 'soul sister' 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @perry813
    @perry8134 жыл бұрын

    The Drake one is an actual religious poem/hymn which he just used as the outro of a song. Lots of other artists have used it too

  • @mrpartington7
    @mrpartington73 жыл бұрын

    I know the tattooist he is talking about, he tattooed me and took 2 hours to do some shading in one small area. The artist was called Fish. True story.

  • @yellowsyellows9150

    @yellowsyellows9150

    3 жыл бұрын

    What shop is it at?

  • @mrpartington7

    @mrpartington7

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yellowsyellows9150 Manchester Ink near the coach station

  • @Merkerygm
    @Merkerygm4 жыл бұрын

    i remember you getting these tats then going reading or leeds festival back in the day

  • @Merkerygm

    @Merkerygm

    4 жыл бұрын

    never mind vfest... i should have watched before commenting

  • @krystalmethany1177
    @krystalmethany11774 жыл бұрын

    Soulsister is actually "aderfi psixi", in Greek it means soulmate

  • @leedsunitedway9511
    @leedsunitedway95114 жыл бұрын

    I once saw a guy with his post code tattooed on him

  • @MjolnirMarks

    @MjolnirMarks

    4 жыл бұрын

    McAndrewlad 1 - I’ve met a few hip hop artists in Aus with their local dialing code.

  • @gabrielrodda2455

    @gabrielrodda2455

    4 жыл бұрын

    I know someone with their postcode on their arse after a night out in Benidorm

  • @lozzab8349
    @lozzab83493 жыл бұрын

    I got the strongbow logo tattood on my arm only for them to change the logo a few days after 😂🙈

  • @GCMYT
    @GCMYT4 жыл бұрын

    i can relate to some shitty ink that i regret..jack ever wished you had a blank canvass?

  • @joygrimmett7356
    @joygrimmett73563 жыл бұрын

    I piss myself at every podcast and I luv Jack lmao

  • @markr8690
    @markr86903 жыл бұрын

    "she isn't an angel" "I like the symbolism" "Okay..." "Right..." I loved that

  • @baileyshaw1335
    @baileyshaw13354 жыл бұрын

    The scary maze game is the exorcist 🥴

  • @haz9808
    @haz98084 жыл бұрын

    Like the chemistry between these 3

  • @mitch9225
    @mitch92254 жыл бұрын

    Nahhhh mate, jigsaw

  • @DanSan97
    @DanSan974 жыл бұрын

    Stevie looking like Badger from breaking bad

  • @Hannah-pk6iq
    @Hannah-pk6iq4 жыл бұрын

    Hooray sound sorted

  • @tomc4935
    @tomc49354 жыл бұрын

    Maybe if you gain like 200 pound your chest will be wide enough for us to read your Ben Howard song quote.

  • @unoriginalog836
    @unoriginalog8363 жыл бұрын

    This vids a classic, so funny

  • @24creatrix1
    @24creatrix14 жыл бұрын

    It's funny that you said "Only God Can Judge Me" on your back, because that was my first tattoo 😂😂 shoulder to shoulder, it's not even small lol

  • @blahgraffiti
    @blahgraffiti4 жыл бұрын

    What happened to the full episode it dissapeared last night

  • @rjpper9824
    @rjpper98243 жыл бұрын

    When my grandkids say dad dad whose that man on your arm why are his grandkids calling him dad 😂😂

  • @Bllairy
    @Bllairy4 жыл бұрын

    10:22 more like Example 😂😂😂

  • @estopesto2647
    @estopesto26474 жыл бұрын

    Poke ball? It's pokéball geez hahah

  • @abbie6338
    @abbie63384 жыл бұрын

    12:31 why his grand kids calling him dad. Wouldn’t his kids call him dad

  • @josephiliff2277
    @josephiliff22774 жыл бұрын

    did you not think, when editing the video together and it was CLEAR that nobody could see the tattoo on Alfie's arm due to the fact it was covered by the mic stand that it would be a good idea to get a pitch of it to put up in post?

  • @loum9560
    @loum95604 жыл бұрын

    Scary maze game isnt from saw its it's own thing!! On level 3 you had to concentrate really hard to try and get your mouse through the maze and a scary face pops up😂

  • @CONVERSE1991
    @CONVERSE19914 жыл бұрын

    I thought the Scary Maze Game was the girl from The Exorcist

  • @tearssssss9292
    @tearssssss92924 жыл бұрын

    Are we just going to ignore how he said pokebal?

  • @ellabritcher
    @ellabritcher4 жыл бұрын

    I cry every night of a tattoo too 😂

  • @yungsativa2359
    @yungsativa23594 жыл бұрын

    don't worry me and 5 of my mates all got the word SHUSH tattooed on us after a night out so it could be worse

  • @superevil1621
    @superevil16213 жыл бұрын

    10:22 sounds like Elliot Crawford

  • @catastrophiccarrots5626
    @catastrophiccarrots56263 жыл бұрын

    i am planning to get "Made in Britain" on the soul of my foot

  • @GBC4life666
    @GBC4life6667 күн бұрын

    It’s extra funny now with 2 Pokemon tattoos I’d probably be called a boomer if I wanted a Mario one

  • @citizenfourteen2781
    @citizenfourteen27814 жыл бұрын

    Is the guy with the green beanie the actor from Someone Marry Barry? wtf

  • @DraperH
    @DraperH4 жыл бұрын

    i swear everyone has an avocado tattoo

  • @kaylejakins8844
    @kaylejakins88443 жыл бұрын

    I loved breaking bad so major respect 😂

  • @iXtraordinaire
    @iXtraordinaire4 жыл бұрын

    Jack, I’ve been watching you since before you got your tats. Actually slightly gutted you regret them

  • @tompollard854
    @tompollard8543 жыл бұрын

    fully rate it Jack G. I have got the bad sketch of Walter on my leg!

  • @meep1308
    @meep13084 жыл бұрын

    Amazing

  • @gothelvis3541
    @gothelvis35413 жыл бұрын

    The lines were shakey too by the looks of it

  • @jessicacheetham1308
    @jessicacheetham13084 жыл бұрын

    I still don't think your grandkids will be calling you Dad mate. Not quite how the family tree works

  • @Hannah-pk6iq

    @Hannah-pk6iq

    4 жыл бұрын

    In Norwich it does

  • @Hannah-pk6iq

    @Hannah-pk6iq

    4 жыл бұрын

    In Norwich it does

  • @Mark3Spark
    @Mark3Spark4 жыл бұрын

    1.33 you want a little mushroom or something

  • @iLitAfuseiCantStop
    @iLitAfuseiCantStop4 жыл бұрын

    The quote was also lyrics sung by Lady Antebellum. I don't think that's too bad. I wonder if she or Drake did it first.

  • @perry813

    @perry813

    4 жыл бұрын

    LitAfuseiCantStop It’s an actual religious poem/hymn which he just used as the outro of a song. So she would have done the same

  • @tinksmith4964
    @tinksmith49642 жыл бұрын

    He really should start a go fund me... I also have lots of tattoos & I can’t imagine not thinking 10/10 of all of them.

  • @JimothyJohn

    @JimothyJohn

    Жыл бұрын

    He's got enough money as it is

  • @AlessioVerrecchia
    @AlessioVerrecchia4 жыл бұрын

    14 minutes of talking about tattoos yet 0 were shown

  • @c_holding8564

    @c_holding8564

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's a podcast, not channel 4 mate

  • @Al_o_bri

    @Al_o_bri

    4 жыл бұрын

    He’s just shooting a video based on tattoo fixers mate don’t worry

  • @DR28089
    @DR280894 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha Alfie has definitely seen that video ‘You’re Joker!’ ‘Nah mate Jigsaw’ ‘Joker?’ ‘Jigsaw...You wanna play a game?’

  • @BenjaminGeorgePearce
    @BenjaminGeorgePearce4 жыл бұрын

    Joker? Nah mate Jigsaw

  • @The-hidden

    @The-hidden

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ben 6 want to play a game?

  • @Helloooooo
    @Helloooooo4 жыл бұрын

    Why did jack and Stevie not speak?

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa6614 жыл бұрын

    If you want tatts next year but don't know what you want, FUCKING DONT. take some time to think about it I took 13years before I settled and now I'll never regret it.

  • @a_watch_enthusiast2149
    @a_watch_enthusiast21494 жыл бұрын

    Why do most first tattoos starts with, yeah had it done in some guys house. I was the aame, did find out quarter of the way through that he suggested from regular and very bad Seizures so thanks fuck he didn't have one while doing the tattoo although looking at it you wouldn't think he might have.

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr57374 жыл бұрын

    Wait his mum let him get a tatoo at 16?!

  • @joshlucas2350
    @joshlucas23504 жыл бұрын

    Oiiii where’s true geor urs video gone the David Ikie one

  • @ashton2507
    @ashton25074 жыл бұрын

    No need to explain

  • @thebrucedog8997
    @thebrucedog89974 жыл бұрын

    I’m 17 and have the majority of my legs tattooed. This video makes me worried about how I will feel in 10 years

  • @ConnorBates1

    @ConnorBates1

    4 жыл бұрын

    TheBruceDog depends what you have tattooed on it

  • @thebrucedog8997

    @thebrucedog8997

    4 жыл бұрын

    @connor uk ive got a sleeve on my right leg dedicated to my grands who passed away (don’t think I’ll regret that one) and the other leg has a few band logos on them which I do like right now however I know this is something some people my age do and then regret. Hopefully I dont end up regretting them as I got stroked for them because the artist knew he could charge me more

  • @hugohewitson8470

    @hugohewitson8470

    4 жыл бұрын

    TheBruceDog you’ll regret the memorial tattoos and you’ll laugh about the band tattoos

  • @ruqayyahqadri6618

    @ruqayyahqadri6618

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why are you getting tattooed at 17?

  • @fatkingii1092

    @fatkingii1092

    4 жыл бұрын

    TheBruceDog what logos you got lad?

  • @AngelinaCarolanne
    @AngelinaCarolanne4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but my nans dead ffs 😂😂😂

  • @charlieday1818
    @charlieday18183 жыл бұрын

    How can you get pushed over by someone who’s putting something on you for the rest of ur life lol

  • @Fuckthishandle1
    @Fuckthishandle14 жыл бұрын

    No Ragrets

  • @sammoylan2144
    @sammoylan21442 жыл бұрын

    Rose, pocket watch, compass, lion, tiger, skull and angels. Copy, paste 😭🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ amazing how many plain janes the world has. Be a projector, not a reflector.

  • @LouisJoshua
    @LouisJoshua4 жыл бұрын

    Why is he saying "Poke ball"... it's po-key-ball ffs

  • @310BPM

    @310BPM

    4 жыл бұрын

    why it is spelled pokeball, then?? do you say pokey mans, too?? xD

  • @LouisJoshua

    @LouisJoshua

    4 жыл бұрын

    ケイリーたん It has an accent over the e that I couldnt be bothered to type

  • @310BPM

    @310BPM

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@LouisJoshua i bet you do say pokey mans.. lol..

  • @LouisJoshua

    @LouisJoshua

    4 жыл бұрын

    ケイリーたん it’s po-key-mon. Pretty simple mate

  • @fuju7871

    @fuju7871

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@LouisJoshua so the syllables are stretched? Instead of pokeyball it's pronounced poh-keyy-ball Or is there something else to it

  • @shuvision576
    @shuvision5764 жыл бұрын

    Stevie dude if you don't have an idea about a tattoo . Probably don't get a tattoo mate

  • @MOO67204
    @MOO672044 жыл бұрын

    Jamie Oliver mouth

  • @elisblud
    @elisblud4 жыл бұрын

    10:21 howwww does he sound like tøp I'm not offended tho its jaackmaate and he mentioned my favourite band tøp soo

  • @-d1367
    @-d13673 жыл бұрын

    Better than ksi’s tatoo

  • @callum_brand
    @callum_brand3 жыл бұрын

    come on u irons⚒

  • @Franklinstein123
    @Franklinstein123Ай бұрын

    Poke Ball 😂 how can you possibly think its pronounced like that

  • @shuvision576
    @shuvision5764 жыл бұрын

    Stevie and Alfie is too much of a camp combo . You need a contrast jacko

  • @Pwnziillaaaa
    @Pwnziillaaaa4 жыл бұрын

    Fortunes alwayssssssssss HIDNIG

  • @eoincorbett2175

    @eoincorbett2175

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’ve looked everywheer

  • @Pwnziillaaaa

    @Pwnziillaaaa

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eoín Ó Corbín 🤣

  • @garylouk8776
    @garylouk87764 жыл бұрын

    Lesson to be learned Never get a tattoo

  • @shuvision576
    @shuvision5764 жыл бұрын

    If you're doing that you need one guy who's actually gay

  • @barneysgamertag6956
    @barneysgamertag69564 жыл бұрын

    they're beyond horrendous

  • @legend99ish
    @legend99ish4 жыл бұрын

    Shit jacks marg has a drinking problem

  • @lyy90
    @lyy904 жыл бұрын

    Conclusion: jaackmaate has the 'courage' to insult everyone but doesnt have the balls to let someone know his opinion which resulted in a lifelong fuckup

  • @spencerep3754

    @spencerep3754

    4 жыл бұрын

    You clearly have never been to a tattoo place and gotten a tattoo

  • @olivermorgan4934
    @olivermorgan49344 жыл бұрын

    P

  • @mattfr_0573
    @mattfr_05733 жыл бұрын

    You call it Po-key-mon but a poke-ball? Makes no sense

  • @RabbitTeaPot
    @RabbitTeaPot4 жыл бұрын

    “I did wake up crying in the middle of the night cause like I’m always gonna have that on me” “Yeah you always get that, like fuck I’ve got an avocado on my arm” Erm...no? Lol most of us don’t get that... like at all

  • @lewismason3602
    @lewismason36024 жыл бұрын

    You won’t pin this

  • @David_Trowbridge

    @David_Trowbridge

    4 жыл бұрын

    Correct

  • @HappyHourPodcast

    @HappyHourPodcast

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bang on

  • @daze-telltaleshtposts5488
    @daze-telltaleshtposts54884 жыл бұрын

    Tattoos in general are kind of degenerate

  • @310BPM

    @310BPM

    4 жыл бұрын

    ok boomer

  • @daze-telltaleshtposts5488

    @daze-telltaleshtposts5488

    4 жыл бұрын

    haha, you said the boomer thing!

  • @alfiemitchell3026

    @alfiemitchell3026

    4 жыл бұрын

    daze - Telltale Sh!tposts - isn’t he funny! Haha good joke!

  • @TheDarkResurge
    @TheDarkResurge4 жыл бұрын

    That guest you have has got to be the most boring guest we’ve ever had to watch.

  • @AlfieIndra

    @AlfieIndra

    4 жыл бұрын

    Coil VLZ I mean you really didn’t have to watch did you

  • @TheDarkResurge

    @TheDarkResurge

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alfie Indra ok boomer

  • @HappyHourPodcast

    @HappyHourPodcast

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shit reply.

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