As god as my witness, the feet were done unto me unjustly.

@Mergan2001

3 жыл бұрын

"I DID NOT CHOOSE ON WHICH THE FEET WOULD BE UNTO ME!" straight from the bible

@isaiahmedellin9687

3 жыл бұрын

No judgements from us man

@SourGummiWyrm69

3 жыл бұрын

J's not the only one who stopped on feet, hey-oooo 😏

@breaksystembse

3 жыл бұрын

Ask not for whom the feet were done unto, for the feet are done unto thee... :3

@dominusempyreus2383

3 жыл бұрын

let he who is without sin cast the first foot

"Was that even American?" Will forever remain one of the greatest game quotes of all time.

@alexanderfreeman3406

10 ай бұрын

I really don’t get what’s so weird about this quote?

Neo with a beard now looks like a journalist that is about to break the biggest story of his life after being in hiding for 6 months

@cagedcoco1681

3 жыл бұрын

He's legit a Level 1 Ewan McGregors

@petrwarthursty2011

9 ай бұрын

Evan Wright

That beard has completed Neo's transformation into Daddy Neo

@albertuslu4935

3 жыл бұрын

Neo’s Joel cosplay in the works

@retcxn

3 жыл бұрын

Pure sex symbol

@DGRTUR

3 жыл бұрын

i can never tell if its actually real or fake

@cagedcoco1681

3 жыл бұрын

Bisexual Icon Daddy NeenioCranium

@KhoiV

3 жыл бұрын

@@DGRTUR yes, daddy Neo

11:13 Neo has a fucking mental breakdown over a wooden man on a zipline

9:01 game of the year, every year.

J chose his life and would never return until he fulfilled his duty to the F E E T

11:47 here we see Neo slowly loss his sanity

@LordVader1094

3 жыл бұрын

Rapidly*

Aw man, Stranglehold, I remember having the demo to that game when I was a kid. So badass.

0:47 saving this for later

Ok um excuse me Neo? Who gave you the right to look so goddamn hunky with facial hair like???

@jcdenton112

3 жыл бұрын

Also please brush your teeth

@Senor_Penor

3 жыл бұрын

You're *very* late to daddy neo

@jcdenton112

3 жыл бұрын

@@Senor_Penor I am late to papa Neo wtf

@NeoCranium

3 жыл бұрын

@@jcdenton112 im giving up coffee for my teeth please be patient while i go through withdrawal thanks

@jcdenton112

3 жыл бұрын

@@NeoCranium oh sure dude, didn’t mean to come off rude

4:55 SOLID NEO V: PHANTOM FEET

8:12 I wasn't looking at my screen when neo said that, and we ended up glancing over at eachother at the exact same time

1:46 Me drunk af, sliding into your DMs.

man neo loved that ZIPLINE PROTOTYPE

@tamosift1048

3 жыл бұрын

Neo really shows his absolute lack of sanity in the end

Wait... is that ....a Neocranium video ? on the day i get back to work after 9 months of being laid off ? Thank you for your blessing my good lord xo

4:04 Tress in the chat made me start laughing at work and now I'm trouble I will never forgive this

0:37 I would hire Neo as somekindof narrator of a comic

Stranglehold for game of the century with that zipline prototype

I NEED TO SEE NEO'S REACTION TO THIS 10:11

3:23 is the funniest thing, like Max just dove straight into it!! 😂

Ok who on the modeling team went ham on the feet crinkles? Why does the posing of the image look like a legit foot fetish image someone commissioned?

After seeing it multiple times and getting a sibling to watch the final cut, it still makes me happy that it’s still entertaining after the 8th time seeing this

I always get so happy from watching a video from Neo.

this is such a great video, amazing editing as always neo

Neo really should always do collabs with his his friends, they add so much to the energy of the content it's almost a completely different setting XD

Awesome video neo! Glad to see the result of your hard work!

Okay I'm convinced KZread is just straight up not telling me you've uploaded. The previous 3-4 videos you've made I didn't get notified about and I check my notifcations daily. I only noticed this video when I was looking directly through my subscriptions.

Nice, I was wondering when your next video would be ready. I tuned into your editing streams for the past while to see how it was going. Glad to finally watch it.

Nothing makes me happier than seeing Neo uploaded a new video 🥰

Hell yeah been waiting for this

5:33 I love how you do the faces too.

0:50 neo as a max payne enemy?

Oh man, the jump from baby face Neo to Beard Neo is weird! But not unappreciated

Not once in my life did I think that neo would ever make a poggers joke.

As always nice content neo!

The Debut... PUNISHED NEO.

That ending my god

I’ve never laughed so much in my life

Taking drugs. Tax evasion. And having a huge forehead.

I wondered if anyone of note would ever play John Woo's Stranglehold. Fun game.

*GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!* *WHEN WILL I LEARN?* *NEVER DRINK AND WATCH NEOCRANIUM AT THE SAME TIME* (Furiously scrubs soda off of EVERYTHING)

J's reactiom to that one guy falling on the fence was the same as me. I've seen alot of shit. But nothing has escalated like that before. It just got worse and worse as it went on. 😂 The moment that girl hung herself, i winced a bit. The moment he fell on the fence, i blurted "oh jesus!" 😂

1:32 Look Ma, I'm on camera!

@Ashhley_the_shawty

3 жыл бұрын

ooh, burn.

The feet part really cracked me up 😂🤣😂

Neo, thank you so much for this content and I hope you're doing well in Alabama

That wood dude needs to be made into character.

"I chose the impossible... I chose... FEET"

Bearded Neo giving off young Bam Margera vibes

Jonathan, like many other gods, cannot wait for mortals to follow his simple instructions.

Wait *that Little Hope scene was the fucking animated bit?!* Holy *shit* that was seamless. If I wasn't literally watching you animate that shit I would've mistaken that for an actual scene in the game.

Neo looks good and even better with a beard.

Stranglehold is an awesome game!!! And the man we play as is a complete bad ass!!!!

stranglehold game devs had a very strong sense of humor.

Thank god you didn’t include the half hour of pure pain from the broken save

every video is great i love it

Bearded Neo is OP POGGERS AF

Bearded neo is a mood

Neo smol baby man

Dang Neo looks good with a mustache

You had me at "feet"

Quality content

good job neo

I literally just voted in the community post for the title lol

I was not prepared for Neo with facial hair

i completely forgot the ending of little hope at the time and i remember thinking the end animated bit was what really happened

I wish I could see the whole Max Payne stream

Some of the Max Payne/Stranglehold stuff I could not tell if it was animated or not

Can we just appreciate the piano part?

A bit closer to power

I really miss longer videos, pleeeeease give us longer videos

glad i got my own cameo

wow dark souls dodging simulator looks great

WAIT Neo has been Hal this whole time OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Funny man makes a video

If Stranglehold's devs really did do that for the ziplines, they were 5 steps ahead of the game. How do we make ziplines realistic? Simple, we make a mini version of one in real life, send a reference doll down it and we use the footage as reference to how it should work.

wow go king

Oh my god I can see my boys chin I’m so happy my baby faced boy is back

That's a nice jacket at 1:50

That priest got fucking destroyed into oblivion

1:57 I love the acceptance of his fate

Neo uve got a lafave bros kinda look goin its pretty nice bruh

You confused them good my son

Neo with a beard really fuckin hits different

Why does this guy need 3 bottles of air duster. ARE YOU DOING WHIP ITS?

4:07 - 4:30 exact face I'd be making after that good stuff

I don't understand how Neo doesn't have more followers

got the grippers out for free

Does anyone have the VODs for the Stranglehold and Max Payne streams? Because holy shit, the highlights from these are great.

On point with the doing drugs and tax evasion

Max Payne is an amazing game

Seeing babyfaced neo is soo unsettling rn

"HEY"

Did Neo ate something recently at the end or is his teeth just dirty?

@NeoCranium

3 жыл бұрын

I drank a lot of fucking coffee recently and am currently stopping consumption. Drugs are bad.

@breaksystembse

3 жыл бұрын

@@NeoCranium Cold Mocha Fraps, amirite? :3

Neo over here looking like Andrew Garfield and Daniel Radcliffe had a child

There's a good pause face at 8:46

Damn neo gonna protect me with his daddy beard

@Ashhley_the_shawty

3 жыл бұрын

He'll be riiight on that, but first a quick trip to the gas station for some milk and cigs...

@dyllan1001

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ashhley_the_shawty hes been gone for week i don't think he's coming back

@Ashhley_the_shawty

3 жыл бұрын

@@dyllan1001 uh oh *UH* *OH*

I didn't realize you transformed into Jay from RLM Neo...

Someone has de little hope VOD?, I wanna see it

@thejewles1611

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah same

@Gannoh

3 жыл бұрын

On his profile, "Neo Streaming" playlist

hey look it's me, talking about how kid's shouldn't have twitters. real context breaker that one