Holly - "I have an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as 6000 P.E. teachers" God I love this show.

@paladinboyd1228

7 жыл бұрын

Conor Osborne, Or the same IQ as six thousand labour mp's.

@paladinboyd1228

7 жыл бұрын

THEREALMOFTHEGREAT, hehe, your right sorry.

@ShaunTheCHB

7 жыл бұрын

Queeg: "There's a 6 in it, but it's not 6000".

@jemDarpole

7 жыл бұрын

"then what is it"

@katrenajaine7337

7 жыл бұрын

6

He has an IQ of over 6000 He lied Then what is it? It has a six in it but it's not 6000 Then what is it? 6 What a show.

@UnknownWolf_1999

5 жыл бұрын

‘Do me a lemon. That’s a poor IQ for a glass of water”

@katydobbin31

5 жыл бұрын

Godman250 Queeg

@jgdsgh

4 жыл бұрын

So the Iq of six pe teacher's

@larawabsie

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll play anything you want. Chess. - - - Droughts, Poker... Noughts and crosses... _Chess._ - - - Anything at all. *CHESS.* So you like a bit of chess do you?

@alphayun7401

4 жыл бұрын

what if he had an iq of over 9000

Lister: "I've got so much to live for... I always wanted to... read a book."

I want this played at my funeral.

@MrPcgamer4ever

7 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@rapid9940

7 жыл бұрын

Enceladeans ditto

@owencaton2433

7 жыл бұрын

same

@kouseiarimaczen552

6 жыл бұрын

I too

@communismoclock9958

6 жыл бұрын

Ditto

A BBC sticom did not need to go this fucking hard for a theme song. Fantastic.

Rimmer: Go to Red Alert. Kryten: Are you absolutely sure, sir? It DOES mean changing the bulb. Legendary show!

@fredstermaniab3668

3 жыл бұрын

Kriton: but sir that means we’ll wave to change the bulb

@scorchx3000

3 жыл бұрын

Rimmer: Theirs always an excuse, isn't there?

@albertmccarthy7232

3 жыл бұрын

What episode is thaf

@christopherradek7468

3 жыл бұрын

@@albertmccarthy7232 Season 6, Episode 2 - Legion

@kieranhurst8543

2 жыл бұрын

Easily one of the most overrated jokes in the show

COME ON KRYTEN, WHAT IS IT ??? IT'S.... IT'S... It's a Small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic Warden..

@rebuscz1964

4 жыл бұрын

funny :D in czech version its ehmm .... helper of tasmanian policeman out of service ... :D

@jesusisherelookbusy

4 жыл бұрын

“IT’S A RED AND WHITE STRIPED GOLF UMBRELLA!”

@wr3nch594

3 жыл бұрын

@@rebuscz1964 včera o půlnoci jsem na ten díl zrovna koukal :D

@martinhulin

3 ай бұрын

​@@wr3nch594hmmm dobrá volba já mám nejrači první až 5. Sérii

@e_cont_official

11 күн бұрын

@@martinhulin já se divím, že jsi odpověděl po 3 letech 😂 každopádně dokoukal jsem tu poslední sérii a teď si to všechno zopakuju od začátku 😁

There has just been a Sci Fi conventiojn in my hometown and I got to meet the whole cast. Got my picture taken with the cat

@Dimbark

10 жыл бұрын

Oh man, that's fantastic!

@MrZnSstr

9 жыл бұрын

congrats *I HATE YOU*

@ShaunTheCHB

9 жыл бұрын

You lucky devil. That must have rocked.

@RobRandomVids

8 жыл бұрын

Lucky gimboid....

@presidentobama2181

6 жыл бұрын

As lister would put it: Lucky bastard.

i grew up watching this show (got in a lot of trouble for calling people smeg heads) but even though i hadn't seen it for years (at least my entire time in secondry school and college) until yesterday i never forgot this song

@CrankyRayy

3 жыл бұрын

yeah its only when your older when you realise smeg actually means somet

"I think we're moving away fro the question at hand which what are going to call ourselves. I think it comes down to a choice between The League Against Slavating Monsters or my own personal preference The Liberation And Integration Of Terrifying Organisms And Their Rehabilitation Into Society. The one drawback is the abbreviation is CLITORIS." God I love this show.

@Tagmon

7 жыл бұрын

Indeed. But if light and darkness are eternal. Then surely we nothings must be the same... ETERNAL!

@Webshooters1

7 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow KH fan. *high fives*

@minners71

4 жыл бұрын

Where does the C come from? You missed out Committee for.

@MrFullCrumb01

4 жыл бұрын

Heheh. Best show ever.

I don't respect flags and anthems. This song makes me stand up and salute like Arnold Rimmer.

@tathnousoxide9707

3 жыл бұрын

oh god id hate to see you do that since ive seen rimmer do it XD

@burntmarvmallow141

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean Arnold J Rimmer

@johnwilson1851

3 жыл бұрын

I think of Lister when I here this...

@Fatchick2316

3 жыл бұрын

Never gets old! 😁

@Triple222Two

3 жыл бұрын

The downside being that the video finishes before the salute does

"Uncle Arnie fries them alive with his hex vision."

@Cheese9220

4 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEEEESSSS

I think why this song is so memorable, atleast one of the reasons, it perfectly encapsulates Lister's dream of being on Fiji

In my pajamas as a kid watching the BEST tv show by an absolute country mile. I always refused to go to bed for school the next day until the end credits and awesome song were fully complete. Another lifetime now...

I got started on this series at the age of 13 or 14 when I found the book "Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers" at a garage sale. Ever since, I've been hooked. Personally, I enjoyed the books better than the show, simply because they were more refined (created after the show, and thus the creators had more time to perfect them), but both are absolutely gold.

@devincasebeer4459

3 жыл бұрын

There's books?? I gotta find one.

@HM2SGT

2 жыл бұрын

@@devincasebeer4459 Oh yes! The book is even better!

@harrylumley2851

Жыл бұрын

I watched the 1st broadcast lol taped the eps on a video cassette lol the 1st book is amazing, quality gos down a bit after that but still funny, still after all these years I'm a dwarfer till I die,

@jamesperkins191

Жыл бұрын

There's four - Grant & Naylor wrote two jointly, and then separate third installments. Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers Better Than Life Then Doug Naylor wrote Last Human and Rob Grant wrote Backwards. Rob Grant's other novels are arguably in the same continuity as Red Dwarf too

I sing this theme song to my Daughter and she smiles so big. 3 month old fan

@LiakkDoesStuff

5 жыл бұрын

evan2281 don’t you mean 5 years and 3 months old fan?

@chiffre5357

4 жыл бұрын

@@LiakkDoesStuff dont you mean 6 year old fan

@CrankyRayy

3 жыл бұрын

@@chiffre5357 ay dont ye mean 6 year old and nine months fan

@han-tyumitheconfusedcyborg1656

3 жыл бұрын

@@chiffre5357 dont you mean 7 year old fan

@Panderr

2 жыл бұрын

don't you mean 8 year old fan?

lyrics: It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly, far away from here, Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun. I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh, mango juice, Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes, Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun, Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun. I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace Velocity at time-warp speed Spend my days in ultraviolet rays Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun. We'll lock on course straight through the universe You and me and the galaxy Reach the stage where hyper-drive's engaged Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun, Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

@lazy1119

6 жыл бұрын

yes the forgoten lyrics!

@kathyk7790

5 жыл бұрын

I wondered if there were more lyrics!

@My-Pal-Hal

2 жыл бұрын

@@kathyk7790 KZread has an auto art copy... kzread.info/dash/bejne/mXaet7VpY62ThM4.html 😊

@kayemurley

6 ай бұрын

Thank you for the lyrics. Such a happy song, makes me smile listening and remembering. 😂⭐

"We can't do that Mr flibble! Who would clean up the mess?"

Holly: How easy do you want me to explain? Rimmer: So Lister can understand! Holly: Oh dear!

@IllusivePrime

4 жыл бұрын

Rimmer: I know it's difficult.

@martinhudecek8886

2 жыл бұрын

Backofthenet #safetyin #numbers

just ordered me some beef vindaloo and some poppadoms

@jinxcast8114

4 жыл бұрын

Wow. Devoted fan. (Sorry I'm just now seeing this 😓)

"He's a SMEEEEEEGGGG HEEEEAAAAADDDDDDD!"

@EleventhFloorBelfry

8 жыл бұрын

+PebblesDave Smeee Heeee

@presidentwoodrow

8 жыл бұрын

+Daemoshiin Belmont a complete and utter one

@Mirinovic

3 жыл бұрын

MAAAAgooooooooooor (Magor) :-)

@NOname-ru1nl

3 жыл бұрын

Rimmer is

It's impossible not to sing along

Red Dwarf was my first ever memory - had the tapes growing up, got just the episodes after finishing my undergraduate degree. Even when I was having trouble in school, that show was there. I am lucky to have been part of this fandom for as long as I have. First episode I remember watching was the extended version of tikka to ride. When it was announced it was coming back for back to earth, I was 10/11 (I think) and I was aloud to stay up and watch each episode because red dwarf was my happy fandom

@ejayman

5 ай бұрын

I remember when I was about 5 renting a video (god I feel old saying that) with the first three episodes of Season 7 on it, including Tikka To Ride. Definitely a super early memory for me

@ejayman

5 ай бұрын

I remember when I was about 5 renting a video (god I feel old saying that) with the first three episodes of Season 7 on it, including Tikka To Ride. Definitely a super early memory for me

@ejayman

5 ай бұрын

I remember when I was about 5 renting a video (god I feel old saying that) with the first three episodes of Season 7 on it, including Tikka To Ride. Definitely a super early memory for me

@ejayman

5 ай бұрын

I remember when I was about 5 renting a video (god I feel old saying that) with the first three episodes of Season 7 on it, including Tikka To Ride. Definitely a super early memory for me

This is one of the saddest songs that I've heard. Because if you think about it Red Dwarf is a tragedy. A lone human with a hologram that is both his 'superior' and a complete jerk, a cat creature as his 'friend' (co conspirator) and an erratic android; as he makes the best of a bad situation. It has plenty of laughs to be sure but think about it: for the majority of the show's run everything he was, his friends, the women he pined for, his parents or family are dead and gone for millions of years. Tragedy in the most significant sense.

@stephenpaget1517

5 жыл бұрын

Spritespitfire things will look up to him, he dies taking a bra off with his teeth at age 181.

@My-Pal-Hal

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if your comment has aged as well as you think. I mean have you spent time with people lately. Being lost in space is looking better every day 😳😬 😏😂✌️ ... id prefer a dog though 😉

@Spritespitfire

2 жыл бұрын

@@My-Pal-Hal Just give me a companion (Female or Dog) that I can get a long with and launch us out into space... I'm pretty sure that you are correct though on this assessment.

@My-Pal-Hal

2 жыл бұрын

@@Spritespitfire Yeah,.. I guess a Female might work. As long as the Android isn't programmed for divorce law. Losing half your shit is one thing. Losing half your SHIP is quite another 😂🤣. 😳

@wuhaninstituteofvirology

Ай бұрын

(but Lister always has hope, & the lyrics of this song are his dream of one day eventually retiring to Fiji)

I am 13yrs old and prob the most 80s kid of this generation LOVE THE 80s ❤

"You're a slimy green discharge of a man aren't you?" "Well yes."

Lister: Where is everyone Holl? Holly: They’re dead Dave Lister: Who is? Holly: Everybody Dave Lister: What, Captain Hollister? Holly: Everybody’s dead Dave Lister: What, Todhunter Holly: Everybody’s dead Dave Lister: Selby Holly: They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead Dave Lister: Petersen isn’t is he? Holly: Everybody’s dead Dave Lister: Not Chen? Holly: Gordon Bennett. Yes Chen Everybody. Everybody’s dead Dave Lister: Rimmer? Holly: He’s dead Dave. Everybody’s dead. Everybody is dead Dave. Lister: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody’s dead? Holly: I wish I never let him out in the first place

@Tamaresque

4 жыл бұрын

I love it but I've never understood the Gordon Bennett response.

@Smithsta02

4 жыл бұрын

Tamaresque it’s just a W old British phrase. Which is pretty much another way of saying “oh for f*** sake”

@ITVWeatherFans

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smithsta02 That's my favourite bit of the dialog, the way Holly's frustration comes through: "Gordon Bennett, yes Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead Dave!"

Been watching since I was a lad. The song is stuck in my wee black heart. Dueces.

@javieresqula5267

Ай бұрын

how about it gets stuck in your head again

Kryten: " S M E G H E A D!"

@JaymeeGraham

9 жыл бұрын

+rubberlettuce no and if I did there would be chaos

Hi I'm delighted you enjoy this song & I am flattered you have chosen to post it + thrilled by the number of views and likes. Hurrah.. Always courteous (& under the terms of the Copyright Act you quote, a legal obligation of fair use fyi) to credit the composer & lyricist. Thank you. Howard Goodall

@My-Pal-Hal

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment hits close to something I learned today... kzread.info/dash/bejne/mXaet7VpY62ThM4.html KZread auto-generates soundtracks so it has a complete list of all music and art. Read the description in the attached track, and learn more about it. Myself, I had no idea of that till today ✌️ ... red dwarf is such a teaching TOOL, like kyrten 😂

@jamesperkins191

Жыл бұрын

The VOICE OF THE CREATOR! So the song, with the full three verses of lyrics, was it written for the show or was it something you had around already?

@HG1958

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesperkins191 I wrote it for the show. The lyrics were prompted by Lister's dream (in the very first script I saw) of what life would be like if he wasn't trapped in space with Rimmer & a humanoid cat.

@jamesperkins191

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!

@CheeseSarny

7 ай бұрын

Hero

Some doctors use to recommend Wodehouse as a medicine to fight depression. I'd recommend Red Dwarf as universal painkiller, effective antidepressant, bad mood destroyer and ultimate kick-ass up-lifter. My fave from the new 11-th season: Oh, you know the universe? You call him Uni? You have him on speed dial!?

It took me a while to realize that the end theme was a faster version of the epic-sounding theme that starts the show. Kinda like how the end theme from MST3k is a slower instrumental version of the theme that starts the show.

@devincasebeer4459

3 жыл бұрын

That was another good show. It helped shape my sense of humour.

@jamesperkins191

Жыл бұрын

I loved the orchestral one.

The song was written by Howard Goodall and sung by Jenna Russell. T

I used to watch this when I was a kid, no more than 10. Obviously I didn't get a lot of the references back then, but this theme tune brings back memories of Friday nights as a kid more than anything else. What a childhood

I’ll never be tired of this show

That will be the US space force anthem.

@lewisdelamare2831

5 жыл бұрын

um, I may be kind of late to this but I don't think it can be the US space theme for 2 reasons. !st is that the show is British and 2nd is that the show is British. now I realise that was only 1 point but it was so significant I thought I'd say it twice

@jaxtonlango3287

5 жыл бұрын

It's British

@dubberducky5659

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewisdelamare2831 I've gotta give you credit for your very Rimmer like logical reaction sir, although I am indeed two years too late... *Salute*

@nevergivethedmideas7252

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. That would be insulting to the crew of Red Dwarf. They may be incompetent, but not *that* incompetent.

@callinater6133

3 жыл бұрын

@@nevergivethedmideas7252 to be fair rimmer can be competent when he’s not a total smeg head.

Smee....Smee....EEEEEEG!

Brings back good memories and much happiness. PBS Channel 9 in St. Louis on Sunday nights. Those were the days.

@charlesballard5251

5 жыл бұрын

YEAH!!!! KETC!!!!!! Summer of '89 was when they premiered it as I recall. Maybe Fall.

Toaster: So you want any toast David: no toast no pancakes no nothing Toaster: I see so your a waffle man

Having watched all the classic series I noticed there's actually three slight variations of the end theme, but I find this one the best.

@jamesperkins191

Жыл бұрын

A few remixes - The Elvis one, The Hammond Organ one, The Cowboy one. The Garbage Pod one if that counts!

Happy 30th Birthday, Red Dwarf! 🎂❤️🌌

This theme made me pre-nostalgic as a child, because I knew already then that I would miss those times as an adult.

I started to sing this every time my Mum says 'it's cold outside' it got to the point where I don't need to do it anymore XD

I love this song while watching this show on WSRE during midnight in the weekends.

So the lyrics to the opening theme song are Listers thoughts...makes sense when you listen to them😊

@Mirinovic

3 жыл бұрын

Well in 1 seson it was close credid song not main theme

@jamesperkins191

Жыл бұрын

@@Mirinovic and 2

"look out earth! The slimes comin' 'ome!!"

I used to watch this on PBS and then Jack Horkheimer Star Gazer played and then the channel "closed" and it was time for bed :) Jeez the good memories!

@EricaGamet

Жыл бұрын

I had completely forgotten about Jack Horkheimer Star Gazer!!! This comment (plus the tune) brought back all the memories!

The early seasons of this show were genius.

It's only just occurred to me that the reason I like this so much is because it sounds like a Christmas song...

This brings me back! My mum used to play this all the time when I was a toddler and I memorized the theme tune. Watched it again with her after a long time yesterday and it was like old times :)

It has a 6 in it but its not 6000 Well what is it? 6

@Iggymuncher

6 жыл бұрын

Cpt50Caliber LOL

@YorkshireNutte

6 жыл бұрын

6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water!

Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

@eclectica1

4 жыл бұрын

What a guy!

@jinxcast8114

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my lord...

@Tamaresque

4 жыл бұрын

Ace was SO cool!

@TheYorkshireModeller

3 жыл бұрын

Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas 🤣🤣🤣

I haven't heard this song in close to 30 years. I still remember lines like "I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose sipping fresh mango juice," but I can't remember where I put my phone five minutes ago.

It’s cold outside There’s no kind of atmosphere I’m all alone, more or less Let me fly far away from here Fun Fun Fun 🤩 in the Sun Sun Sun ☀️ I want to lie, Shipwrecked in-comatose Drinking fresh mango juice 🧃 Gold fish shoals Nibbling at my toes Fun Fun Fun in the Sun Sun Sun ☀️ Fun Fun Fun in the Sun Sun Sun ☀️ I pack my bags and head into hyperspace Where I’ll succeed at time-warp speeds Spend my days in ultraviolet rays Fun Fun Fun, in the Sun Sun Sun ☀️ We’ll look on course straight through the universe You & me and the galaxy 🌌 Reach the stage where hyper-drives engaged Fun Fun Fun, in the Sun Sun Sun ☀️ Fun Fun Fun, in the Sun Sun Sun ☀️

@EricaGamet

Жыл бұрын

it's AND comatose... not sure how in-comatose (which isn't a thing) got listed on one of the lyrics sites, but it's everywhere now.

@rtrowan

Жыл бұрын

And it is “Gold fish are…” no shoals.

@jamesperkins191

Жыл бұрын

@@rtrowan no it definitely is shoals, Howard sings it in a DVD extra. Although for a long time I thought it was goldfish-SHARKS

I miss this show so much, I became obsessed a few years ago when the promised land came out and my brother and I watched it

Oh I did so love this show, and the themes song always put me in a good mood. 🎉🥰

They're all dead dave. All dead, everyone's dead. Dave everybody's dead, everybody is dead, Dave.

This is the coolest song

The more times me and my mom watch this show, the more Rimmer grows on us.

The cast should have done a kick line to this song.

This is one of the best TV show theme songs I have heard

"And soon, we'll all be one glorious whole!" "Rimmer, you ARE a hole."

"I'm Tryna squash this dam space wievel, little sucker keep outsmarting me!" "well they do have an IQ of *2* sir" 😂😂

I smegging love this song

Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

WE NEED A REBOOT

@Cheese9220

4 жыл бұрын

@b phillip das a fair good point

Oh yeah this show brings me back good memories

Brilliant song!

Anyone in ma, 7° weather? It certainly IS cold outside!

Smegging love this.

I Literally only came here because i am a HUGE fan of Jenna Russell who sings this song (she now plays Michelle Fowler in Eastenders) but am addicted to it now i love it, i do remember red dwarf but not that much unfortunately xxx

thank you for uploading! been looking all over for it!

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"

Loved this programme

@LittleJo-

3 жыл бұрын

Duane Dibley! 🤣

@edwardpaton9111

3 жыл бұрын

@@LittleJo- I think I'm drinking to much my spelling mistakes lol

@LittleJo-

3 жыл бұрын

@@edwardpaton9111 Getting your mucking words fuddled...

@edwardpaton9111

3 жыл бұрын

@@LittleJo- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@LittleJo-

3 жыл бұрын

@@edwardpaton9111 😋😆😂😂 you should look at red dwarf Smeg ups it's great, you'll find it on KZread. Really is funny.

This song make me sad. Like watching over your shoulder behind you, the past slipping away, uncatchable and then you do/feel a tender smile about yourself thinkin about the great and crazy things you've done. Man...

I grew up on THIS show. I'd literally never even heard of Doctor Who until I was in my 20s. lol

Every time a human space pirate threatens me in Rebel Galaxy, I think of this song.

Will never forget my sister showing me this, and becoming completely obsessed...

I’m hard of hearing, and as an American struggle with some accents. So I always hear the end as “Gone, gone, Gone!” A peppy song about being lost in space and never making it back to enjoy those fun things again…gone forever. How melancholy and nuts!

1 person is a female aardvark

@SirRobinBP

10 жыл бұрын

They are a Smeeee ... a smeeeee ... a Smeg-head!!!

@twocvbloke

9 жыл бұрын

It's a banana....

@commanderstarchaser8272

6 жыл бұрын

Make that 10

Yeah, I freakin' love this show oh my gosh you don't even know how much I love it! In the morning I watched Red Dwarf and in the past I watched Season 1 and 2 and now I'm on Season 3 Episode 2. Pretty much, season 3 and so on is actually the next generation of Red Dwarf. Or "Red Dwarf: The Next Generation".

It’s true. They really care about you!🤣🤣🤣

I love this song

Red dwarf was the best mix of satire on british military, chav and workplace culture One thing i never liked was how holly says "whats a trace? You've made that up" in season 1 episode two then in season 2 episode 2 holly says they can "trace the black box" when they've lost 4 days of memory His IQ may be 6000 but his memory is half a stick of ddr1 ram

"speaking french , mangled juice."

this show is my life i love it

This makes me enjoy life a bit more.

SMEG HEAD

@minecraftcommenter10

8 жыл бұрын

SMEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@marianm8174

8 жыл бұрын

+Thethreebrothers Do you have any conception of the penalty for describing a superior technician as a smeg head?

@DarkPeter

6 жыл бұрын

do you want to smeg me

@Cheeseburgerandfries2006

7 ай бұрын

@@marianm8174 *laughs calmly* You really are a smeg head

When life gives you lemons make orange juice. Make life think about how you did it

_It has will have going to happen, but it hasn't happened happened yet, actually._

*Mr flibbles is very cross*

One of the best shows ever 😂

ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI?!?!?!?

@supermarioelijah

6 жыл бұрын

The first polymorph episode is one of my favourites of all time.

wicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simply fabulous

This year's theme song.

I want to inject this into my brain

:3 Found the show by way of BritBox, it's quite delightful. You just gotta love the wonders of streaming services, you know?

Come back soon guys.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!🕶️ ... I'll smoke him a smegging kipper!!! 😂😂😂 Red Dwarf 👍