Poor Florida man has to drive 12 years just to wrestle a alligator.

@violetdarling699

4 жыл бұрын

That's not possible with all the alligators.

@davankrueger1725

4 жыл бұрын

he cn ride a gator

@sidensashes2589

4 жыл бұрын

Florida man doesn't have to drive even 10 minutes to wrestle a alligator

@jaidora

4 жыл бұрын

Alligators spawn next to Florida Man

@sidensashes2589

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaidora yep

A lifetime in this game is six years. You literally wasted a person's life twice over in this. You madman.

@itz_nick_playz4156

3 жыл бұрын

The truck driver is built so different he doubled his life span just to do his job.

"Where have you been?! You've been gone for 12 years!" "Sorry honey. I was driving on the road." "Well, this is your son. You missed his birth." "Nice to meet you son."

@kevinton3961

4 жыл бұрын

So overrated

@APoliticalConfusionAndMess

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinton3961 no u

@tuabuelaentanga8454

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinton3961 *autolike boi*

@jigokunohi6538

4 жыл бұрын

Wait that would mean that the mom cheated

@rhiannontaylor8283

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinton3961 dont be mean

The amount of suffering gray goes through to cause others even more suffering

@Sprayart79

4 жыл бұрын

I think gary have much fun 🤣

@isdrakon9802

4 жыл бұрын

So he's a sadist and massochist

@sselesUneeuQ

4 жыл бұрын

@@isdrakon9802 sado-masochism

@someoneverystrange6247

4 жыл бұрын

The law of equivalent exchange

@1967buickriviera

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sprayart79 gary

Dad: I'm gonna go get some milk The road my dad took 12 years ago:

@zvogel9828

4 жыл бұрын

He should be home any day now!

@awildfurret

4 жыл бұрын

Now he's back! :)

@valtterivatanen

4 жыл бұрын

he will be back soon

@thats_a_human_person1478

4 жыл бұрын

he would go there and back so in 12 years you will see him!

@nayf6847

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry Thanos, he'll be back soon *maybe*

"12 years a slave" "12 years a garbage truck driver in Florida"

@danieldomeisen2632

4 жыл бұрын

... Just imagine the smell of that trash! Like 90% of the truck would be the drivers waste but it gets worse... Garbage Trucks are not a one man thing, i have seen ones with 2 people in them and one hanging onto the side. Like imagine how close those workers are to each other! They are going to get PTSD from LEAVING the truck... if their skin had not grown into the fabric! That truck driver and his friend are now LITERALLY part of the truck!

@jerryteddymc

4 жыл бұрын

@@danieldomeisen2632 lmao in germany our trucks are small and and we have five persons, three inside and two hanging 😂 THE AGONY

@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK

4 жыл бұрын

JerryTeddy Minecraft and More *people

When Gray gets to Hell, they're going to immediately offer him a Supervisor position

@dimensionalclones5018

4 жыл бұрын

And then he gets a promotion 🤣

@Maob08

4 жыл бұрын

Already did it. Check out his videos. I don't remember the name of the game

@someoneverystrange6247

4 жыл бұрын

Satan’s predecessor has arrived

@The_NthGineer

3 жыл бұрын

And all of us who know who he is will yell worst than those who don't know him.

@bongbong8614

3 жыл бұрын

And than immediately regret it.

“I’m not a monster” -Gray, 2019

@worthlesspaperclip591

4 жыл бұрын

Worlds biggest lie:

@friedmule5403

4 жыл бұрын

When you are to cruel to be accepted among the monsters! :-)

@friedmule5403

4 жыл бұрын

@jediphilosopher Can you tell me of one video, just a single one who does not contain damning quotes?

@agentg11

2 жыл бұрын

Ok - George Washington

@midnxght0904

2 жыл бұрын

🧢

Is it in Florida? Is it made by Gray? Does it cost life? If it applies to at least one of these conditions, it's full of PAIN AND SADNESS

@MrRedpanda2442

4 жыл бұрын

Ita got more than ine it has ihree

@thehesedingking338

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget depression!

@georgeblumberg5964

4 жыл бұрын

No it’s not fl has no mountains

@asmolbean3374

4 жыл бұрын

Hewo, can I plz quote uuuuuuu be I love dis phrase! Just wanted to ask.

@autumndawson06

4 жыл бұрын

thelbpmast3r768 if not all

It is the road taxis take to get the most money out of passengers

@user-zy7jx2rn1j

4 жыл бұрын

Derek Bradley But also a way for the taxi drivers to die

@mrsneeze903

4 жыл бұрын

idk if i could be a taxi driver on that road i like talking to people but for 12 years i think i would keep a gun in the glove box for a way out if the conversation starts to get boring :P

Random citizen: “I DID MY WAITING! 12 YEARS OF IT!”

@Memenemss

4 жыл бұрын

IN ASKABAN

I've gotta say, you might be one of the most dedicated people I have ever witnessed. Between this and longest roller coaster in Roller Coaster Tycoon, the amount of time Gray has put into making simulated people suffer is actually astounding. This man is the epitome of perseverance.

Meanwhile in doctor who "Weve been in this traffic jam since my birth."

@hassan4345

4 жыл бұрын

I was so hoping somebody would drop a Doctor Who reference😂 #gridlock

@No__one1

4 жыл бұрын

How strange, I’m 12 when I watched this...

@Mjcaboose2801

3 жыл бұрын

But David Tennant isn't coming to help them

@cheeseflower5437

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@bathtimebecky5266

3 жыл бұрын

Literally looking to see if anyone else thought of that episode 😂😂

Car driving: “Are there any country songs about long roads?” “Yeah there’s a few”

@asmylia9880

4 жыл бұрын

Why do I hear sweet home Alabama music?

@yeetpolice4171

4 жыл бұрын

Alexa play slow ride!

@stormtrumper7634

4 жыл бұрын

Country roads... Take me back home... Before I die... On this long road...

@someminecrafter3494

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, Susana, don't you cry for me, I'm goin' to Alabama on the longest road in history!

@slabofbeef7104

3 жыл бұрын

Makes me think of RTGame's Cities: Skylines. He plays Country Roads whenever he destroys his cities.

Construction guy: How many traffic lights do you want? Gray: Yes

@Pteryll

4 жыл бұрын

so true

@phazedout3541

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comnent

@benconway9010

3 жыл бұрын

What about traffic light pedestrian crossing's???

@hihowareyou8287

3 жыл бұрын

@@benconway9010 NONE

@hihowareyou8287

3 жыл бұрын

The poor guy who had to build all of this

DAD:(leaves to buy a crib for their baby) *12 years later* DAD: Oh you're all grown up.

@stupidt3232

4 жыл бұрын

So that's what happened to my dad. In that case why hasn't he come back 🤔

@kitlermit7652

4 жыл бұрын

Also DAD: IMA GO RETURN IT BE RIGHT BACK!

@nickmoney

3 жыл бұрын

@@stupidt3232 You live in a Grayplays universe? We all feel for you.

@weirdst_

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe that’s what my dad’s doing. Sad he’ll come back later then 12 years.. and also that he’ll find out he lost all my life.

@showbes5127

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitlermit7652 12 like 0_0

Gray is making the line between Hell and Florida very blurry. Well, blurrier than before.

@oo-cd9rf

4 жыл бұрын

There is no line

@graciewaite3791

4 жыл бұрын

@@oo-cd9rf There was never a line in the first place

@user-gc2cv6qw6i

4 жыл бұрын

True as a citizen of Florida it's... Well... *VARY TRUE*

@Pteryll

4 жыл бұрын

what line?

@cloudgecko4964

4 жыл бұрын

If a portal to hell opened up in florida, they'd freeze to death. Hell is scared of florida.

"Girth is fine. Length is no good." Take notes fellas

@tylerdobson7868

4 жыл бұрын

Me:*scribbles hastily onto paper*

@novacluster5205

4 жыл бұрын

Maxeotl * slowly passes paper *

@LeeDee5

4 жыл бұрын

Cities Skylines and I finally have something in common!

@jasper3706

4 жыл бұрын

@@novacluster5205 The paper just says "get wider peen" in comic sans

@Midnight-Starfish

4 жыл бұрын

But what about the lesson we all learned at a young age from a wise sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *T E C H N I Q U E*

If he drove for 12 years straight without stopping at 10km/h he would have driven over 1 million kilometers in one go. That's hot.

@joshkirkfield

4 жыл бұрын

He had to stop very briefly at half of the traffic lights, so it's probably a little less than that. Still hot.

“Are we there yet?”

@Lucario0007

3 жыл бұрын

No

@xm1193

3 жыл бұрын

are we there YET?

Just continue torturing every game and I think we’ll all be happy

@sugarycobra1552

4 жыл бұрын

yup just keep killing and breaking games

@tarani5aviel

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@isaiahf-d846

4 жыл бұрын

That we can agree on

@dragonsreingsupreme1

4 жыл бұрын

Every game devs wet dream gray is.

@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun

4 жыл бұрын

Jackie he's already and will always doing it😁

*reaches florida* “We made it! Wait, wheres grandma?”

@piecetothehaters

4 жыл бұрын

She’s ended up doing a surprise visit at the families house

@potatosaredead2233

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes nice

@justgrayyy105

4 жыл бұрын

Elernation oh no

@ZoeSoutter

4 жыл бұрын

Father: im sorry son, she passed during the drive

@sircrabcelot

4 жыл бұрын

@ContaminatedSimmer Hi VSauce, Micheal here.

Imagine leaving your hometown and when you come hack 12 years later it is a ghost town

Guy getting imployed for the garbage truck : tell me about the job Employer : you will only work one shift. Employee : why? Employer : it's six years long

That garbage truck guy was most certainly *the* Florida Man

@steeltalongranduer2303

4 жыл бұрын

Love your profile pic, that reanimation collab was great!

Bold of you to assume that Florida Man obeys traffic lights

@isaacbailey3681

4 жыл бұрын

It's Gray, he probably takes any traffic offenders and sentences them to death by air cannon to solve world hunger.

For those of you still in school: this is what office work is like

@kevinsundelin8639

4 жыл бұрын

I am most certain that you are still in school yourself

"I'm not a monster." - Gray the monster 2019

Every time you upload Gray, all that comes to mind is "dear god what is he doing now?"

Every other state: why can’t you just be normal Florida: REEEEEE

@stupidt3232

4 жыл бұрын

Alabama: same Florida same (I live in Alabama lol I can say this)

@user-gc2cv6qw6i

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Florida and I can say that "Mr. Coffee" is right

@user-gc2cv6qw6i

4 жыл бұрын

*FLORIDA IS THE PENIS OF THE UNITED STATES*

@stupidt3232

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-gc2cv6qw6i have u seen the two balls on the bottom left of Alabama lol

@user-gc2cv6qw6i

4 жыл бұрын

@@stupidt3232 See here we have the 3rd smartest person in the world. Everyone meet YeeYee.

*instantly flashback a scene of a cop car going for 1.5 year then disappeared intensified*

Dad: I’m going to shop for some milk Son: •_•

I keep hearing "Country Roads, Take Me Home" in my head when I see this game......

@przwl

4 жыл бұрын

ahh I see Rumble Tumble games

1:54 Nobody: CJ: “Grove street, home”

@yeahidontevenknowanymore

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/jJWusMSAj5bTaaQ.html

1:53 gta san andreas starts playing in backround "Grove street, home."

@apieist

4 жыл бұрын

YOSSSS

They have a gift shop at the end of the road with shirts saying I survived the death road

Nobody: Gray: opens hole to the underworld by accident

@graciewaite3791

4 жыл бұрын

"accident"

@feraldelight

4 жыл бұрын

Every damn game 🤣

Wait, is this where my dad went!

@sirfoxgaming

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! 😂

@paleknight4099

4 жыл бұрын

My dad went there too! That explains everything.

@cashmoney3599

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@rosemarsh5696

4 жыл бұрын

He died going to get milk

*Hellraser checkes KZread and watches this video * Hellraser: We need to recruit Grey he should be in charge. I feel like an amateur.

This road takes 12 years to complete. Taxi companies: Mmmmm...

It takes 69 years to drive to your job

@yuyukosaigyouji7910

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@soildarr598

4 жыл бұрын

@@yuyukosaigyouji7910 nice

@slickplaysgames733

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@soildarr598

4 жыл бұрын

@@slickplaysgames733 nice

@paleknight4099

4 жыл бұрын

@@soildarr598 Nice

'Pristine' should not be a viable adjective when describing Florida

@JasonW.

4 жыл бұрын

Pristine white powdery substances Nah, they cut it like a birthday cake

Giving a whole new meaning to "twelve years a slave"

I've seen this video about 8 times already. But I clicked on it just now, looked at the first screen shown and was like "That looks like Florida." "That IS Florida."

Says “I’m not a monster.” Builds a road that takes a lifetime to travel and they die by the time they get to the end............

Convict: I can do ten years standing on my head! Judge Gray: I will see your ante, and raise you.

Wife of the garbage collector : “ Hi hun, how was your da- never mind , wee- never mind, yea-. 14 years at work? Cuz you know same thing tomorrow, kids come say hi and bye to dad, you won’t see him again... probably for ever...”

The carpool lane: I'mma bout to end this man's whole career

@oo-cd9rf

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody gets a carpool lane

"Here's your route; it takes 12 years just to drive. There are no restaurants or bathrooms. There's a gun with one bullet in the glove box."

Because of Grays self torture I subbed. He deserves it lol

Ooooohhh this must be why my dad hasn’t come back after twelve years to get milk! This makes me feel much better! Wait....

@atiyasharf399

2 жыл бұрын

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he`s okay

@magicalgirl3866

2 жыл бұрын

Me too I think my mom is lying about my dad... he's never come back I think my dad isn't in jail because I think he's DEAD.. ... mom is mad at me because I post this comment..

Gray tortures himself just to torture others, now that is real sinister

Only Florida Man would know how to make roads such as this.

Grey, I made a city out of roundabouts.

@cybeermancom1

4 жыл бұрын

But thats what ur supposed to do in cities skyline... If u do it right its a flawless system considering traffic

@SydBat

4 жыл бұрын

Biffa would be proud

@edwardbrown3721

4 жыл бұрын

This is the most American comment I've ever seen

@deltacx1059

4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardbrown3721 how so?

There is a Dr Who episode where people live their entire lives stuck in traffic.

I now have anxiety from watching you build these. Thank you.

Reminds me of the Doctor Who episode where it took like 50 years to take a trip to somewhere but it ended up just being a loop and not an actual trip to somewhere

@robinchesterfield42

4 жыл бұрын

YES ohmygod, I was waiting for someone to say that! Like, "Oh yes, we're very lucky to be this close to the front of the line! We'll reach the end in time for our child to attend high school!" and said kid isn't even born yet... THAT'S the highway of doom Gray is going for. XD

I AM NEVER GOING TO FLORIDA. It would take be years just to get to the end of my drive way with these bloody roads lol.

God, no wonder my package hasn’t been delivered yet. I HAVE PRIME!!

A city with no speed limits - but every metre of road gas a stop sign. 😂

Your torture will last the most because Florida man can't die.

When Gray said one of my danglers are crooked thst sounded so freaking wrong. XD

when you realize that its just a game and doesnt really care how many streets you make, yet you actually took all the time to do all of that work, not really sure who got trolled here, lol

Mucho Respecto to Gray for persevering through this monstrosity of motorway madness

Nothing makes me feel more tingly inside than hearing “A L R I G H T”

I was watching a lot of his videos in a row and now he posts another one Now I'm never gonna stop doing this

"I'm not a monster" - Gray 2019

Thank you for uploading so much, I watch these at night to help me fall asleep and greet me when I wake up. I have a nightmare disorder so it's nice to have these to comfort me. You're the best Grey

Gray: hey look I play this game now- Gray 10 seconds later: *e x t e n d u s r o a d*

I never thought that your masochism levels would be tested so hard.

When you thought Gray couldn't be more sadistic in his gaming torture he uploads this video.

City: How many road are you going to put? Gray:Yes

Taking a car trip and Bennet Foddy shows up out of nowhere "Strap in, this is a long one"

@robinchesterfield42

4 жыл бұрын

"Welcome to Getting Across It, with Bennet Foddy!"

You enter Florida a Florida kid, and leave a Florida man

I appreciate that the only people Gray doesn't torture are his viewers.

"Mum, when's daddy coming home?" "Dear, it's a long story, a long long story, the one about your Dad." "Really? Can you read it to me in bed tonight?" "I can dear, well, we can at least start the story." "Oh goodie, I love stories!" [2 hours later] "It all started when your father got a job driving a garbage truck. That was almost two years ago now. His route was in the new town about ten miles away. We had heard stories about that town, but Daddy and I thought people were just being silly, believing all that gobbledygook."

Good videos Gray, keep it up!

2:40 "We" love torturing human beings? Don't pull me down with you Gray, I'm a bystander only

@howdenking

4 жыл бұрын

he was referring to him and his son, who took over halfway through

Gray is the only youtuber that makes me actually laugh

Plot twist this happened in a florida fifty thousand diffrent dimensions away and grey went to jail for five million years for torturing millions of people Satan would be proud

please play turbo dismount

@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl

4 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine how that'll end 🤣🤣

@spadeney3722

4 жыл бұрын

The Amazing Arnee Barnee yes defenitely

This is when biking becomes a valuable option 😎

Prob. my favourite one made so far. Well done.

I greatly appreciate this man's strength to do this.

Yey new vid. So glad u found your channel recently haha

"I'm not a monster" Graystillplays 2019

Awesome another vid to watch before I’m blackout drunk, thank you

We salute your dedication to the art.

Someone: so when did you get fed by your parents? Me: it's been 12 years since I've seen them go out to get food, they never came back

Does Gray just like to ridiculous roads? I feel like he does

i actually choked because i was laughing while eating and watching this at the same time. lesson learned

😂😂😂😂 seriously love your videos this is the best one yet

this is essentially just oregon state

Stop messing with Florida Man!!!

Game creator: How many traffic lights would you like? Gray: Yes

Dude, that was funny a lot xD I was laughing to death at midnight

11:11 when you realize 8/2/2020 was the future

"It takes 12 years to drive through this road" - Just L.A things

I admire your hard work for this episode man hahahaha so funny!

WHAT A MONSTER!!! You didn't even put toll roads