i think you've become my most watched youtuber strictly because i keep turning on your balatro videos when i eat, like i'm a medieval king demanding entertainment with my food

@expiredmilk5235

18 күн бұрын

+2 hoooly

@duskrider8817

18 күн бұрын

+2

@Vasiwastaken

18 күн бұрын

+2

@L4NTT1I

18 күн бұрын

+3

@plusonedex

18 күн бұрын

+2

We're piss guys of course wee

@SuperGamerNinja74

18 күн бұрын

+1

@jake-wu2nq

18 күн бұрын

+3

@avebave6550

18 күн бұрын

+5

@styles1168

18 күн бұрын

+2006 North American game console release date

@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054

18 күн бұрын

X2

20:57 me when I am tasked with waking up the farmer at 6am

@jaycat_

17 күн бұрын

20:56 the rooster is about to murder me and I'm begging for my life

The Ceremonial Knife paying off was straight up gold.

36:40 how the flinty-eyed, jaded, long-serving science teacher responds after I stand up at the faculty meeting and say, "Hi, I'm Sarah! It's so nice to meet you all! I'm excited to start my first day of teaching!"

@christopherl1675

17 күн бұрын

+2

@charlesmaxwell_1130

17 күн бұрын

+2

@dudekazoo

17 күн бұрын

I really enjoyed this one. +2

@Commando23414221998

16 күн бұрын

Holy fuck I teach science and this got me good +20

18:40 me to my ape friend during our lunch break:

@protolad2458

17 күн бұрын

+2

50:46 me when I'm in a Mr Beast video and I finish eating the 100k golden steak

40:11 NL when someone asks him how old his daughter is

intro bit gives big itysl sketch vibes

The story of his encounter with an old lady clearly developing dementia at a restaurant while with his daughter had me on the edge of my seat, literally nothing connects one dot to the next. The way the conversation went from the real estate prices, to an existential crisis about what the fuck a lime is, to blabbering about covid vaccines, amazing stuff. That's the kind of shit you hear about on twitter and then scroll past it because you know it's bullshit conjecture, except this actually happened in real life.

31:36 Me at the Mexican restaurant trying to decide what appetizer to get

hi tomo

@wbbigdave_

18 күн бұрын

*meow*

@jeffreydeanmoran

17 күн бұрын

hi dandu

@christian5256

17 күн бұрын

Time to Tomo: 2:26

We youtube guys, of course we have no idea what version of balatro we watching

+2 for referencing New Zealand. -2 for referencing Australia.

@callummcneill6266

17 күн бұрын

i've seen what you do to sheep

@based9671

17 күн бұрын

@@callummcneill6266Australians to New Zealanders: I know what kind of man you are •_•

@sporepics

17 күн бұрын

Australia +99.

@JB-xl2jc

17 күн бұрын

+ANZAC

@ImpatientTurtle

14 сағат бұрын

Hate from Australia. Yeah nah cuzzy bro just jokes.

10:12 you gotta try the hair

We're balatro guys, of course we ignore the jokerless challenge

@JB-xl2jc

17 күн бұрын

He can keep getting away with it

omg it was so sweet when NL was like I would literally eat hair so my wife can enjoy her food without being bothered he’s so pure

22:16 The flat earther explaining to the others at the function the problem with their perspective.

Your ability to quickly decide to tank the hair damage, while also knowing that attempting to remove the hair would tip off your wife is the type of good husbanding that lesser husbands aren’t even exists.

34:26 when loves and TA parking is full

24:39 that "five" caught me so off guard

"Tank the hair damage" you are the world's best husband

oh my god that mans actually clairvoyant

Every single one of my Bus Stop Joker decks ends because I accidentally play a face card. Every single one.

Incredible discourse Mr. Lion

the madman is still playing on base version bro

Germany has drives-thrus rarely nonetheless sometimes, but the culture is much more chill about it. Like you can walk through the drive thru without a car

We're cat guys, Tomo played you good Ryan.

Insane that he eats the hair

@levitarr6736

15 күн бұрын

Why did I have to scroll so far to find this. Who the fuck eats the hair

I had a nice build with double triboulet, blueprint and huskin and buskin and eternal fortune teller but that was a mistake buy

Hardcore Henry is GOAT I'm so glad someone said it

This man makes the worst plays of all times and I flinch only a little but I get feral whenever he talks about the UK and Europe together

Life in the big city

The one time I got space joker to work was when I blue printed it. Even then, only the blueprint space joker procc’d, granted it was every hand

40:12 Thank you for the Goofy Movie reference. Now I i know what I must watch.

that inside bubble bit was class

We're balatro guys of course we're balatro guys

He look so grumpy haha

Hardcore Henry is such an underrated Movie, actually so cash, liminal and revolutionary

0:00 me when my streamer drops a 10 piece on SAP

Me when I propose a ground up rebuild of society and the political system at 3am on discord

Hardcore Henry!

That Steve Brule reference actually put me into shock.

every time nl uses a neptune card in a run that will never play a straight flush i die inside a little bit

GOATed intro.

Italy has McDonalds, and therefore McDonalds drive through functionality. It's a chain restaurant of course they'll be built everywhere with the same profit maxing blueprint.

We’re balatro guys yes we WOOO new video

Maybe they're not making more melee players but that is my favorite game and I'm one year older than Melee

Bon Appetit has been around since 1956.

Lakers getting the reverse sweep, top ten moments before disaster

We’re easily distracted guys of course we

+2 Opening Anecdote

NL should unlock the rest of his jokers

Me when i teach my mom how to turn on the wifi

Egg don’t know ball, YEAH BROTHER YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, I will be accepting my 10 minute timeout now

Me when I take candy from a baby

Dude I'm used to eating my wife's hair at this point, it's part of the menu.

One like is a French fry in Mama Lizzie’s chili oil

I think Ryan is purposefully talking slower just so he sounds like he's at full speed on 2X

there are new melee players i swear

Those NBA takes aged well lol

@northernlion Get em! hahahahaha

no hate I watch them all, but when does he start playing the game?

we’re youtube guys. of course we wait for the game to start and don’t skip the banter

We talking about SSBM at the beginning? If so that’s awesome if not oh.

@asagoldsmith3328

17 күн бұрын

Nah medieval melee

When i was a server I had a 12 top and didnt write down their order. At the time I looked like a total stoner so they even made a joke that i was going to forget stuff. Not a single item came out wrong, even the stuff with fucked up mods. Could I do that now? Fuck no, but back then it was easy.

Northernlion not knowing that European countries has drive-throughs... what... OF COURSE WE DO DAMMIT xD

79 views balatro guys we are cooked

Has he finished jokerless does anyone know

+2 for referencing Australia. -2 for referencing New Zealand.

@asagoldsmith3328

17 күн бұрын

Where?

As someone who’s been a server/bartender for 6ish years just use a notepad. Also the hair thing is weird, I’ll let it go bc it’s hot, but don’t push it

Me when im a defective big red button:

I'm a lifelong gamer and find it interesting that I've _never_ been able to get into fighting games. Dark Souls? Calm, collected, patient, focused. Counter Strike? Same. Street Fighter? Chaotic button mashing and limb flailing. I don't know why... it just never clicked over 30+ years. Anyone else have a genre they can't ever seem to get even remotely mediocre at despite being pretty good at video games?

Dan told him he was wasting his time making thumbnails and now he's reused the past two balatro thumbnails smh

I dont think that is intentional but you used two miniatures twice

18:35 bitte bitte, bitte bitte.

@danser_theplayer01

17 күн бұрын

I understand if it's too cerebral for you people.

NL with the worst NBA takes you've ever heard

10 minutes in and he hasn’t even beat Ante 1, bro is washed 😂 completely wasted 😂 he’s done for 😂

I need someone to explain that argument from the terminally online. Why is it the customer's fault that they got bad service? Is it toxic entitlement to want food that your ordered and are paying for?

Oi

We

Stinky

Delivery Drivers being upset about not getting tips is precisely why I don't order delivery. I'll pay for my food and carryout thank you.

Another repeat thumbnail what could it mean

We're balatro guys of course we see the video in the first 30 seconds

Has he completed the jokerless challenge?

9 views in one minute, bro thats nice

Is Super Auto Pets 💀?

you gotta stop watching hasan or turn off chat while you play balatro, cant watch when your raging man

Why keep playing face cards when you have ride the bus?