Police officer: Where were you on the 11th of April 2023? Ismo: I skipped it 😐

@frednimzowi9852

Ай бұрын

New Zealand stole it!

Ismo, you are one of the rare comedians whose jokes just always land and make me laugh. Your timing, accent, awkwardness, it all comes together in a full package = Epic comedian. If you ever come to Kuala Lumpur, I'm bringing my family and friends.

Always a good day with ISMO upload.

The way ISMO takes something so simple like a plane flight and makes me choke on laughter is amazing. He is more than talented, he is Prodigy.

I need a full looooong show video, cuz those short clips are never enough! It’s like you can get only the taste spoon of your favourite ice cream!

@CheriTheBery

15 күн бұрын

Ikr, we need an Ismo special like yesterday!

”From my best years” 😂

hyvää päivää 🇨🇦

So love his intelligent humor! 😅😂❤🎉

I got in trouble with accountants at work when I sent an executive to Australia from Canada. He left October 20 and returned October 31. I didn't make a claim for his per diems (or whatever the plural for diem is) on October 21 because he was in the air and lost a day and I made 2 claims for October 31. They thought that I was silly but he did he was given back the day stolen from the middle of his life and I wanted to recognise that.

Imagine being so good at making jokes you dont have to make dirty ones.. ismo is the best ❤

@LapinPete

Ай бұрын

He has done those too (a full song even) and they were great.

@vilhoeriksson

Ай бұрын

@@LapinPete mä tiiän xd mut muut tekee vaan kaksmielistä

@gyorgyfekete4161

Ай бұрын

except for his funniest rants about ass and shit, the BEST!

Yup! I relate to this very much. Travelled many times from NY to Brisbane and Sydney crossing that international date line and the massive water body of the Pacific.

and if fly from Newzealand to the US from 12 to 10, you will live the same days twice

@geografiainfinitului

Ай бұрын

You would probably still arrive on 11 or 12 early morning...

@penttiperusinsinoori3037

Ай бұрын

You only live twice... screen this movie on the flight😂

@BruceHoult

Ай бұрын

For example depart Auckland 5:55 PM, arrive LAX 9:00 AM the same day, while NZ is on DST and USA is not (Nov 5 - Mar 12 this year). So you get to do those 8h55m twice (not on a plane). I've done it many times. And I lost my birthday once, flying back to NZ.@@geografiainfinitului

Du är sååååå BRAAA ISMO ❤

I'm actually missing a day from my life because of the Int'l Dateline. I was working on Kwajalein when they changed sides of the Dateline. We went to bed on the 20th, and got up the 22nd, the next day. August 21st, 1993 never happened for me.

@philojudaeusofalexandria9556

Ай бұрын

My deepest condolences.

@frednimzowi9852

Ай бұрын

What crimes did you commit on August 21st. 1993, to come with that ridiculous excuse, more than 30 years later😅😅

@XtreeM_FaiL

Ай бұрын

Sounds bit like a new year. You party Dec 31th and woke up next day at Jan 2nd.

@brianmi40

Ай бұрын

@@XtreeM_FaiL Absolutely, just less headache!

He is a little off. Usually it takes 14-15h from LA or SFO to Auckland. To arrive on the 12th of April at exactly the first minute pf that day, 1 minute after midnight - he must depart between 14:00 to 15:00h on the 10th of April. Usually the US flight arrive at 5-6 in the morning in Auckland, which means they depart at about 19:00-20:00h from SFO two days ago. Butnot in the morning 😉 I ❤ the US. And I ❤ NZ! And if I marry my girlfriend someday, I know thatvwe will some day spent an anniversery on Hawaii- And get on the plane late at night- First class tobthe US Westcoast- And enjoy the day again 😅

Fiiiirst ! Keep it up Ismo . Greetings from Greece .

Please come to Philadelphia or Allentown PA!!

But when you take return flight from New Zealand back to New York, you get that day back by landing day before you left, right?

Top gear legend

Just go back the same way and you'll get it back. Land before you took off, according to the calendar!

@madhaviphadnis

Ай бұрын

You may get an extra day...but you arent getting that 11th of April back😢

From my best years… 😂

"El Paso. I spent a month there one night." --Cosmo Kramer

You should be able to get a reverse occasion on the way back, you should be able to leave on the 20th of April, and get back on the 19th. So, yeah, you get two 20ths.

I left Vancouver on a flight to Brisbane, Australia on the 30th of December 2019 (a 14.5 hour flight) and arrived home in Brisbane on the morning of the 1st of January 2020…totally missed the New Year celebrations and felt cheated because the cabin crew didn’t even wake us up to celebrate when crossing the International timeline. Arrived home jet lagged and totally bummed out…and a few weeks later we were all in lockdown (that’s karma for taking away a day of my life I’ll never get back) 🤣😂

RIP OJ, he also didn't get to live April 11th

Don’t you get an extra day, as in you get to live the same day twice when you go there so that when you lose that extra day having a day removed on the way back, kind of balances itself out?

@spleenful

Ай бұрын

Not if he continues to the west

@tomster7574

Ай бұрын

@@spleenful I doubt the airlines would be doing that.

but he would have got the day back by flying back? not the 11 April mind.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

What if u fly backwards?

@IntenseCrazyHarmony

Ай бұрын

I don't think too many planes can fly backwards

@jerekorva

Ай бұрын

@@IntenseCrazyHarmony They probably can but then the flight might be somewhat out of control and surprisingly short.

@geografiainfinitului

Ай бұрын

@@IntenseCrazyHarmony They all can, in freefall. But then in freefall everything can fly, even backwards.

@aexetan2769

Ай бұрын

Flying backward could pose challenges related to stability, control, and efficiency. Aircraft are typically designed with aerodynamics optimized for forward flight, and flying backward may disrupt airflow patterns and stability characteristics.

Did you check with lost luggage?

But when you lived april 26th... twice. - what did you do on april 26th? which one?

People! Time is human creation. It's not used anywhere else in the galaxy. Just because we have wacky references does not mean you lost anything but your mind 😊

@Wenixi

Ай бұрын

Well it's a joke.... And I've heard there are times in other places too. They just work differently. The days can be shorter or longer.

😮😂

I am from New Zealand and I sincerely apologize for your lost day. It's a travesty of Justice it should never happen it's all to do with International Date lines and time differences that have been set by the Greenwich mean time international clock setting Society. So take it from me we in New Zealand don't like the situation either which is why when we go overseas we never come back

I love ISMO but I hate those flashing words over the video. It is unable to watch, sorry! I sadly had to skip this one...

Imagine if the police ask you where you were on the 11th day. "I didn't live that day, I missed it." Doesn't sound very believable, does it?

On the 11th day God created New Zea... WAIT! WTF!! This is Bullsh.. Who put my phone on airplane mode.