My rule of thumb is shape is more important than size.🤔

Ismo is the most accurate comedian out there

Like what Ismo mentioned, this thing is subjective...😂😂😂

I don't want women to worry about breast size. I am one who does not care and I feel like most men don't care. Most important is that you are healthy and take care of yourself

@nonyadamnbusiness9887

2 ай бұрын

I disagree in part, unless healthy includes mentally healthy.

@madden12

2 ай бұрын

All boobs are 10/10 but some are 11/10 ❤😂

@tuomasrajala8081

2 ай бұрын

Healthy is second to good ass😂

@samspade4050

2 ай бұрын

Omg snowflake it’s a joke there is no need to analyze it

@gueviemoncor328

2 ай бұрын

Healthy is important, just after tits

I think i have a good way to describe how size is important in breasts. Its not actually the size that matters the most, its the shape, however size still plays an important role, because if they are too small, they cant really have any shape, they are just flat, but if they are too big they can no longer retain the correct shape.

@frednimzowi9852

2 ай бұрын

Flat is no shape?

I am still sitting here and waiting for your Netflix Special....

@generalzugs6017

2 ай бұрын

He is sorry, but you WILL have to wait.

Big is fun to look at, but the small ones are more fun to play with. I guess the point is do you like the lights on or off.

@cotygelowitz8514

2 ай бұрын

I would say that is backwards 😂😂😂

@kennethgardner3090

2 ай бұрын

@@cotygelowitz8514 I would like to find a lady with one big and one small to test that.

@ZarkowsWorld

2 ай бұрын

More fun to play with big ones of proper shape. Small ones are easier to fit into designer clothes and high-end dresses. Big ones can be admired no-matter what clothes.

@danfors1333

Ай бұрын

The big ones usually looks great as long as they are in a bra. But the smaller ones look better when completely naked. Perfect size is when they are big enough to wobble and small enough not to hang with droopy nipples.

My misses came round a corner & i saw her nose first,guess im into noses.

@u4riahsc

2 ай бұрын

Bet you never said that to her.

@enoz.j3506

2 ай бұрын

@@gorpand Thank you, good health to you as well.

@enoz.j3506

2 ай бұрын

@@u4riahsc To be honest, she prob would see the funny side, she knows i love her, thats all that matters.

@philipstevenson5166

2 ай бұрын

with light behind the shadow comes first

Please give viewers the option to turn off the captions.

Μen concentrate on what comes first around a corner and what exits last around a corner. Ah...and face too.

@Pouncer9000

2 ай бұрын

* checks notes* And personality also, very important thing personality

@josephsmith688

2 ай бұрын

Is it scientifically proven that women have faces? Where's the paper you're referring to?

@LKLM138

2 ай бұрын

@@Pouncer9000 The soul ( gotta know the meme )

@Pedro79_

3 күн бұрын

@@LKLM138 agree, even without the meme...

For me, smile is the best make up, and natural is better than fake. I don't so much care about size or shape. Also women please don't get sausage lips.

@crispygift

Ай бұрын

Thank you so much for the advice! I'll have to keep that in mind, I wouldn't want to do anything that men would find unattractive!

Natural big is good. Natural small is good. Natural medium is good. Bolt-ons, not so good.

@Pedro79_

3 күн бұрын

natural, its always goood!

It is crazy to me how people obsess about large breasts. I always think men who think like this never had good sex.

Toi ständuppi on niin nähty niin oisko pilkkivideoo seuraavaks?

Ismo is so marvelous. The ‘sub’titles are unnecessary, too high and extremely annoying.

I can't find parts 2,3 or 4 of this one... damn!

I love how you lot are arguing about the importance of the size of boobs, NOT that you only see 4 things on a woman... :D

I'm generally not a fan of big mammaries despite considering myself a man. Is that odd? All I care about is the shape

@cotygelowitz8514

2 ай бұрын

Not odd, boobies are a universal language 😂😂

@NiinaSKlove

2 ай бұрын

- Well, that’s be because perky boObs is a sign of youth and good health and ready to mate. So to speak. - So no, you’re not that original. But of course, as with most things there are nuances.

@TheGologozo

Күн бұрын

no, that is not odd.

I now need to know what the others are? I'm thinking "face"? But what after that? Hair? Elbows?

@baskoning9896

Ай бұрын

I think 'butt'

What about the other 2?

@martinraxyz

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I'm still waiting!

@sacachss

2 ай бұрын

Head and ass would be my guess but it could also be height and width or just face and ass... Ismo we need part two for this!

@gailros4938

2 ай бұрын

​@@sacachssgood thought but it's probably legs instead of head

@sacachss

2 ай бұрын

@@gailros4938 I thought of that but then it would be just legs since that is also 2 things

@wellthen...1539

Ай бұрын

Well...isnt it obvious? With a silent b..

Someone told me once five things to look out for. ' Tall, young , slim , blonde and beautiful' . Then he said ' Thats on the outside. What is more important is what is on the inside ' Religion , politics , education , upbringing , and personality. What you " see " you might like. What you find out later, you might " not " like. I'm still thinking about what he said.

@barisk6855

2 ай бұрын

"tall, young, slim, blonde" ? I wouldn't think too much about what he said, he doesn't sound like a very deep guy

@richard6440

2 ай бұрын

@@barisk6855 and you missed the next line. " What is more important is what is on the inside ' " well done , you .

@barisk6855

2 ай бұрын

​@@richard6440 his first point is basically describing the most repeated beauty standards for males aka supermodel idolizing. that's what I am saying. "Ideal woman should be tall and blonde but what is more important is her religious and politial beliefs" Wow, that's some deep shit right there.

@richard6440

2 ай бұрын

@@barisk6855 Religion , politics , education , upbringing , and personality. You missed 3 out .

@richard6440

2 ай бұрын

@@barisk6855 Wow, that's some deep shit right there. What would you rather have? a supermodel , who is the meanest beech in the world , or a reasonably good looking girl, who is kind , caring , and might be a wonderful mother. Beauty is skin deep.

Women's breast size is visually relevant to men in the same way that men's height is visually important to women. Of course there is more to the story, but when reduced to basics....we are basic?🤷‍♂️ I don't know what I'm even saying here😐

@glai5752

2 ай бұрын

Hahaha

What are the other two things?

@baskoning9896

Ай бұрын

I think face and butt

God dropped a ball when designing those! Can never find a pair that looks the same, never!😂 I'm sorry

Don't worry ladies. The truth is that half of us couldn't care less about sizes and shapes. I would rather have a girl with a flat chest than have a girl with fake boobs, and I promise you a lot of men would agree.

Small is best, B size...but that aside, what a joke 😂😂😂😂😂 My stocmach hurts

Me watching this with my A cups 🥲

I really like Ismo but man this video gathers around certain type of people that I don't like.

IDC ❤

Small and perky beats big hands down. But that's just me

@psychedelicelvis-777

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I'm not a fan of big hands on a woman up or down but each to his own eh!

Hair

It's not always breast first. Sometimes you see her from behind. Rarely from underneath sadly.

Sometimes, you can hear a woman coming behind the corner long before you see her, bacuse of the phone or of the heels. Anyway, there are some women who like to catch fish with minimal effort; highlighting body parts allows them to take possession of the observer's mind or wallet. I have always believed that man should not fall in love with individual parts of the body; rather, looking a woman in her eyes allows us to perceive her internal state, her way of being. By the way, if you can not avoid to see your eyes collapsing on a breast, I suggest to insert a toothpick in your tie; that should be enough to succed. If you do not wear tie, then you are really in trouble; last chance is to practice looking into the eyes of an inflatable doll three times a day, for at least six months. Avoid retreating to a monastery, you will end up looking at other things.

Ismo's material is usually cleverer than this..

@TheGologozo

Күн бұрын

i take it you are professional offence taker. but sure, it is usually cleverer than this. that is a fact.

@marco_gorelli

Күн бұрын

@@TheGologozo I'm not a professional, just a hobbyist

EZ to remember...and if we can't do that, then just where are us men?! EDIT: read the comments & I see it's mostly above shape 🤔

It doesn't cut it like it used to. Ismo, FOCUS harder!

@rael1999

2 ай бұрын

Lol...errr I think he may be joking and exaggerating male traits for laughs.

☝️😂👍🏆

hahahahahahaa

Does he count the ass as 1 ass, plus the 4th beeing the face, or as 2 butt cheeks and excluding the face completely? 😅

Why the green screen?

NO ISMO BIG IS NOT GREAT AS A GENERAL VARIABLE 👎🏻 SMALL IS GREAT 👍🏻

Bad joke since many women do make differences in their body, just to be more popular. I like’d 100 more your joke about men never notice or discuss man to man about the done nails or eyebrows women do to bee more attractive

Speak for yourself. I look at eyes first

ohh mannn how cheap. i only care about finance. hahahah

I know this is just a joke but as a guy myself I'm not like the guy he explained

Please don't include the captions in these long videos, it's annoying enough with the Shorts... I have ears, I can listen...

@Daeyel

2 ай бұрын

Some of us are children of a lesser god, and are unable to hear. We appreciate the captions muchly.

@peixeess

2 ай бұрын

Ah yes, the world revolves around you, why include others😜

Used to be funnier.

Stupid joke. Try to be like like like like funny.

Hilarious! Not being woke here but do know that the rule of thumb was about how a man should not hit a woman with a stick that has a thickness circumference more than the thumb. Perhaps you can make that funny but that is the origin of that expression. Most people are unaware so it doesn't really matter. But it is what it is and it isn't what it isn't. How is that cat in that box doing?

@stenberg7077

2 ай бұрын

Thats a myth. Google it.

@0x2A_

2 ай бұрын

Had to google this to check, it does indeed come up as true in some results but also a lot saying this in fact false and actually comes from the thumb being used as a unit of measurement in trade. Wikipedia, which I would consider the most trust worthy search result (but can be wrong, it's the internet after all), says that such a law never actually existed and it is folk etymology.

@xrzeropoint7989

2 ай бұрын

@@0x2A_ Fact checking is good. However many facts have intentionally been erased in human history. But yes, it's possible that the rule of thumb thing might be nonsense. Graham Hancock is deeply insulted by Wikipedia when he literally has a lot of evidence about his claims. I like Wikipedia but pobody's nerfect.

@jmodified

2 ай бұрын

@@0x2A_ It wouldn't make much sense as a law. For example, what about a man with no thumbs? Is he not allowed to cane his wife?